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posted on 11.12.09 . 03:58 PM

AXE LIKE YOU KNOW…
posted on 09.17.09 . 03:30 PM

AXE "Do the Move" PAIN Contest!
posted on 09.02.09 . 09:00 AM

Smooth Princess Knockin'
posted on 08.13.09 . 03:00 PM

Don't BLOK da CLOCK
posted on 07.09.09 . 12:00 PM

My Spots are Sore!
posted on 05.14.09 . 03:00 PM

Going For Gold
posted on 04.30.09 . 12:00 PM

Time To Launch The Cat Out Of The Bag….
posted on 04.17.09 . 11:00 AM

Questions… always questions
posted on 04.02.09 . 05:00 AM

Ask... and you shall receive.
posted on 03.18.09 . 09:00 AM




• Posted by Travis Williams
Alright everyone, it’s been a few weeks now into this contest and I am seeing some cool videos but I don’t know if I have seen one that makes me say "Oooooh that’s the ONE" yet. You have two more weeks to make it happen so I suggest you MUTANTS get on the stick. I need to see some difficult and or funny Double Pits to Chesty movies I can be proud of. I’m even thinking about making one myself. Even though that wouldn’t be fair. I have some awesome video editors on my squad. They make all the PAIN videos you have seen to date. I don’t think I can enter the contest anyway. My awesomeness would be a sight to behold though...

I thought you guys/gals might like to see the design of the AXE PAIN T-Shirt so here it is. I think it turned out pretty nice. I know a lot of you are asking if you can buy the shirt and to be honest I don’t know if I can make that happen. 250 people that I select will earn those shirts. Yes, you have to be in the US to earn them. AXE is a US brand so it’s likely no one in your country will know what AXE is if you are not in the US. Take a look at the Smooth Jarvis / Tati picture on the shirt. That’s what the AXE/PAIN movie trophies look like as well. I’m starting to have quite the collection of PAIN trophies.
 

This thread is where you will see a lot of my picks for the honorable mentions (T-Shirts). I said I would start posting in red when the time came to start giving props to the people who made some really cool movies. You know who you are. This thread is also a place where you can start making your case for the best video ever. I wish I could take bribes (it would make the contest more fun for me) Heh! It’s just gratifying to see you guys bring the PAIN! I am always amazed at what you guys come up with using the tools we give you.

New content is on its way in the coming months everyone. That includes the next Naughty Bit, your favorite chubby royalty, new costumes for some old characters (Hung, Ginger, Kenny) and even a FEMALE celebrity launchable character! I just reminded the team that “someone” (JEFF) promised fainting goats in PAIN.  So now they have to deliver. I would cut and paste the IM conversation but it’s just me swearing at people. Hehe.

So lets recap….

MAKE MOVIES
UPLOAD TO YouTUBE
POST LINKS HERE (Good idea)
GET LEWT
STAY TUNED… More PAIN is on the way.

Don’t sweat what you heard… and AXE like you know…..

• Posted on 09.17.09 // 03:30 PM Comments (1054)   Digg This   

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first

Posted on 09.02.09 11:37 AM by jasonmc

2nd

Posted on 09.02.09 11:38 AM by joseph

@Travis
FAINTING GOATS!!!!! YES!! YES!!! YES!!! I think the freshness of my WINNING video (hopefully, this 13" tv ain't doin' PAIN any justice. I need hd back) refreshed your memory of other freshness!! Thank you Travis!!! My friends are gonna crap their pants!!!

@Jeff
YOU THE MAN!!!!!!

Posted on 09.02.09 11:50 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

aaaawwwwww... my ps3 is my only source of internet so i can't post links or atleast i don't know how... so travis could you please check out my youtube channel(decepticreep13) and check out my vids... i just put my 6th smooth jarvis vid up and it came out well and while your at it be shure to check out my 100+ spunky vids... maby after seeing them you might be inspired to put spunky in the launcher.

Posted on 09.02.09 11:55 AM by joseph

Here's my video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKYP2wgHNdI

I think I should win because I feel I do a great job capturing everything this contest is about. Humour, skill, and of course, gettin' the ladies thanks to AXE!
PAIN, PS3, AND AXE, THE PERFECT 3 POINTER!
He shoots, he scores baby!

Posted on 09.02.09 11:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I still vote for Dark Helmet of Spaceballs.


<//////////////////>--ssSS


~ The Shattered Raven ~

PSN ID: ShatteredRaven77

Posted on 09.02.09 12:18 PM by Eric

My TV is better than the grand prize and I don't wear white tee-shirts, especially ones that say "AXE". So I won't be entering the contest. just sayin'

@Joseph - How many times do I have to tell you, dood!? You CAN post links from your PS3. When you are on the page that you want to post, hit triangle, then select 'file', then select 'copy address of this page'. Come back to this page and go to the comment box. when the keyboard comes up on the screen, select 'paste' (the lower/righthand box)
Thats it! Your URL will appear in the comment box and when you hit 'save comment', it will magically transform into hypertext. Try it.

Posted on 09.02.09 12:27 PM by qb2bTheReaper

I wouldn't want a Pain T shirt with a bloody deodorant can on it anyway. I don't understand why you have sold yourself to axe in the US and lynx in the UK its the same thing, their product is crap but it still sells thousands. I hope Travis that your not gonna put these shirts out for sale coz I won't buy one. A plain white or black shirt with the Pain logo like what you and Jason were wearing in Japan is what I had in mind.
I'm sorry Travis to rant you will prob delete this anyway, but I hate the fact that I am playing my fave game and giving them bloody advertising space on a six foot projection on my kitchen wall.
Love you

Posted on 09.02.09 12:55 PM by Slaminthelamb

Oh my gawdz xD!!

Fainting Goat FTW!!
Nice Tati on the shirt. I want that shirt now but im not really interested in the contest. i would like to have that girl on my back tho Tong

Posted on 09.02.09 13:04 PM by lucas

1...www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:04 PM by joseph

2www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:05 PM by joseph

3www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:05 PM by joseph

4www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:05 PM by joseph

5www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:05 PM by joseph

6thwww.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 13:06 PM by joseph

lol

Posted on 09.02.09 13:06 PM by Slaminthelamb

@thereaper see this is why i love ya dood.. your always there to help my dumbass out.

Posted on 09.02.09 13:18 PM by joseph

@Joseph - Lol, your welcome Smile

@slamin - I agree

Posted on 09.02.09 13:40 PM by qb2bTheReaper

I am not sure what brand of grapes you are eating but they appear to be the sour variety. PAIN did not sell out to AXE it’s a partnership. I would be more willing to see your point if we went with Lady Speed Stick or Mitchum or something like that but it’s AXE have you seen the commercials? AXE is more like PAIN than most products out there and it was the reason we agreed to work together. AXE gets the audience of PAIN we get the exposure to AXE customers and you guys get free cool stuff. So where’s the downside again? AXE hasn’t asked us to compromise anything about PAIN and so there is “selling out” so although it might be fashionable to yell that manta it’s not even remotely true. For the record I used AXE long before this. It’s funny how I didn’t know the scent I just knew the bottle was blue. LOL

As far as other shirts are concerned… We’ll see. For the time being I am gonna rock my AXE shirt because I dig AXE and Tati has “ DA goods.”

Posted on 09.02.09 13:54 PM by travis williams

^ I THINK i saw travis in a pulse video in home

anyway i have a felling the home PAIN contetn will be next week along a milli other good shitez

Posted on 09.02.09 14:01 PM by lucas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVQGY8X5VXg

That took me almost a whole third of an hour to put together... based on my wage, a little fuzzy math, and focusing REALLY hard, I believe that means I'm actually OWED the exact amount of money that the tv cost the sponsors.... I'll just accept the tv as equal payment.

Ok... I admit, I just whored myself out in making that video for the chance at the shirt. I'm not creative enough to do anything fancier than that, and I'm WAAAAAAY too lazy to take the time to transfer the video into a video editing program and do something more professional.

Posted on 09.02.09 14:22 PM by Patrick

@Travis
I have also been using AXE for while. The body sprays and the shower gels get you smellin goood! I would rock that PAIN/AXE shirt every day! So here are my entries so far:

First a short comedic run in the museum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vPwNV2-v28

An even shorter run in PAINdemonium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XENYBEM8jew

A cool launch in the Heliroids PAINlab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXcmT1BPDI4

A 30 million point run in Abusement Park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_biqFeibwQ

And a 30 million point run in Sports Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mseW5X1Rgew

Posted on 09.02.09 14:50 PM by Al3xX_420

I use Axe daily and I play PAIN way to much. Yet for some reason I don't feel compelled to enter this contest. Maybe I'm just lazy!

Posted on 09.02.09 15:24 PM by jasonmc

Well, I have a few entries already but these two I did today....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZr9Z5jRVxg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el7HqY0qKP8


....more to come.....

Posted on 09.02.09 17:21 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

hi all whos had the lobby glitch where you can see the icon for im guess the forthcoming painolympics online ?????



will it be 4 player online
leeli67

Posted on 09.02.09 19:39 PM by

@leeli
i just saw it for the first time today.

Posted on 09.02.09 19:54 PM by Al3xX_420

@leeli
Those rooms have been popping up on the servers for the last couple months. It's definitley PAINalympics, but when you start the loading screens stay up, and you are forced to disco. Travis is being a little girl and not giving up the goods. I suspect that it is ready, but they won't release it till the next content push. I'm with you though, it SHOULD be 4 player.

Posted on 09.02.09 20:25 PM by Chris

So tell me, if its a partnership between Pain and axe,what has axe done for Pain?
Are they gonna put the Pain logo on their cans?
Will they mention Pain in one of their commercials? I doubt it.
axe is now in Pain forever unless you take back Smooth Jarvis. Thats a nice long advertising contract they have with you.
So what is axe gonna do for Pain ??

Posted on 09.02.09 20:26 PM by Slaminthelamb

Sour grapes? your lucky I have such a reserved nature coz I just deleted what I was gonna write first.
Travis you are the maker of the game of the century in my eyes and I have unconditional love and respect for you. I don't enjoy arguing with you. This blog is a valuable tool for Pain, without us I dunno where Pain would be Glitch heaven maybe?
I just hope that this don't have a knock on effect and we start seeing product Ads on the start up screens on video games.

Posted on 09.02.09 20:53 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis
I think you misspelled PAIN in your post when you were talking about making a video. Also, what's the deal when Ivan says "I am the roosky zoosky?" Did someone forget to change the pitch?

Posted on 09.02.09 21:03 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

AXE is Called LYNX in Australia, same company same adds, just diff name

Posted on 09.02.09 22:11 PM by dave

@travis williams
who's getting a shirt? i hope i do.

Posted on 09.02.09 23:06 PM by DO2K03

Here's a couple more...the first one I made tonight & the second I made last week.
& so everyone knows, my vids have no sound fx because I turned them off in-game so I can listen to my jukebox without getting annoyed by all the tings and tangs and screams and ker-pows.

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.02.09 23:23 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

all i want is a shirt Cry

Posted on 09.03.09 10:25 AM by DO2K03

here's one of my favorite spunky vids.. www.youtube.com/watch check it out if you want a really good chuckle... enjoy.

Posted on 09.03.09 10:50 AM by joseph

and here's a funny glitch...www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.03.09 10:57 AM by joseph

@Slammin: Since PAIN has been in production there have been ads in the game. These ads have been: PAIN, Stepbrothers, Hancock, High Velocity Bowling, Fat Princess, Wipeout & AXE. I am sure I have missed some. In the past 2 years where there were ads in PAIN you just happened to miss them? They have been there the whole time dude. I don’t know what to tell you. I am not sure if this will make you feel better or not but no ad goes in the game currently that we don’t approve of. Thanks for the compliment. I don’t mind discussion and it doesn’t need to be an argument just because people have different opinions.

The AXE part of things (besides obviously paying for ads) will become apparent soon. In the short term they paid for the burn of the team so they could make a new Jarvis character. Otherwise we would have had to pay for that somehow. If you guys knew how hard I am to please on the business side of things you would know that I would have NEVER went with AXE unless they were a great company to work with. They are. .. and I like that green shower gel that smells like melon…

YES…I’M KINDA METRO SO SUE ME! You should have heard me in the meetings. WHERE’S THE AXE LOTION FOR PETES SAKE?!

@Jugz: Corrected… THANKS

@Chris: I said I was Metro not a little girl MAN!

@Jason: Yes… you’re lazy. Just record a video for the love of Pete!

Posted on 09.03.09 11:17 AM by travis williams

@ Travis
Good morning your up early today, I love the fact that the time is shown when we post on here. Thanks for your response. I seen all the Ads you speak of except for the Hancock one. I just seen that film for the first time. I highly recommend it for those of you who ain't seen it. The Ads I thought, were for other games so it was accepted by me without question. But a deodorant, Blugh it just don't belong mate.
Thanks for taking on board what I said about the shirts I look forward to hearing bout them when the time comes.
Fat Princess Vs Spunky No contest Spunky wins every time for me.

Posted on 09.03.09 12:19 PM by Slaminthelamb

@travis williams

anything for pose of the week?

Posted on 09.03.09 12:24 PM by DO2K03

@Travis
I couldn't hear what you said with the Hannah Montana blaring over your stereo. Or maybe if you quit dancing like a ballerina, I could make it out. But seriously some release info for PAINalympics would help your X chromosome count.

Posted on 09.03.09 14:05 PM by Chris

@travis

can we have new themes for the new costumed characters? including tati and cookie, smooth jarvis etc.

Posted on 09.03.09 14:57 PM by lorine

id like a theme of Le Toot , Fannie and Ivan Tojakov all in 1 were the bkground picture changes occansioally , 1 pic per character

@lorine
remember you said fat chance som1 would give me a uncharted 2 beta code , well i was given 1 , told you if i didnt try i wudnt get 1

@Juggz
sorry there was no price of how much they would fix it for , they fixed a load for a tv programme called watchdog on the ps3 , theres a video on youtube and stuff of how they do it
just search somin like 'ylod ps3 bbc watchdog'

Posted on 09.03.09 17:23 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

sorry that ment to be ''watchdog on the BBC''

Posted on 09.03.09 17:24 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@liam

i guess i was wrong. and i salute you for not rubbing it in my face that i was wrong. Smile

Posted on 09.03.09 17:29 PM by lorine

i knew there was going to be a new kenneth suit. do we have to buy it or is it a unlock?

Posted on 09.03.09 18:09 PM by DO2K03

@Chris
LMAO! Well said.

@NUFCRULE-Liam
Right on, thanks for the update! I'll check it out.

Posted on 09.03.09 18:20 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Jarvis gets some from the probe scientist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0gYIbiylM

Posted on 09.03.09 18:50 PM by Al3xX_420

here goes my latest contest entry... www.youtube.com/watch ... enjoy.

Posted on 09.03.09 18:53 PM by joseph

here is THE GREATEST GLITCH EVER... yeah i said it... i seen you guys get some cool glitches but nothing like this... so enjoy this gem from my old channel(befor i got my own youtube account)...

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.03.09 19:02 PM by joseph

The new suits are just added if you bought the character.

Posted on 09.03.09 19:43 PM by travis williams

Well I have to promote mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE5W57wJtkk

The whole vid had a build up for the hilarious ending.

Posted on 09.03.09 20:31 PM by QCVic

I made this video at the same time as my other Abusement Park entry. I wasn't gonna upload it but after reviewing it I think it turned out better than the other one, even if the score is slightly lower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkxchyCNgg0

Posted on 09.03.09 20:50 PM by Al3xX_420

can we get hung low in a sailor suit? like the little rascals. lol

Posted on 09.03.09 21:09 PM by DO2K03

The new Hung Lo suit shows you how much that kid likes the gym...

Posted on 09.03.09 21:13 PM by travis williams

@Travis

Thought I'd catch you while you are feeling chatty. Not a big fan of tossing modes but I really like the Clock Blocks Naughty Bits mode.

But it appears there are a couple of very annoying bugs that need to be addressed.

First it often happens when you throw an explosive then reset quickly to throw again, the initial crate will vanish before hitting the castle. When this happens I notice that the 2nd explosive spawns with a smokey halo around it... as if the bug occurs within a split second of exploding against the castle.

The other bug is sometimes when you repeatedly throw the same explosive it simply stops respawning and you must switch two one of the remaining two. I don't think it's possible to get a replay of this unless I set a camera to record the tv screen during the bug.

Appreciate your efforts. PAIN continues to impress and remain FUN!

Big P.S. here...
Will Museum be the final area in PAIN? Say it aint so T. Cmon man , let's go to TOKYO!

PEACE

Posted on 09.03.09 21:23 PM by obscured

@travis williams
did i guess right then? that voice in the shower room did give me a clue that someone was getting a sailor suit. i figured it be hung lo.

Posted on 09.03.09 22:29 PM by DO2K03

Yeah Obscured I've seen that bug but I am not sure we will fix it before the next push. I can't get it to happen 100% of the time so I don't know what's causing it yet. It's on the "hit list"

No Hung is not in a sailor outfit....

Who says I'm feeling chatty?

Posted on 09.03.09 22:49 PM by travis williams

ok I was looking at the video again for the contest.

I think I found out who the new chacters are,

A Cowboy
A Witch or Cowgirl
(the headshot looks like a chacter from Codemaster's game Damnation named Selena)
Fat Princess
and last the Coach
(looks like the trophy for Sports day)

where is Elvira?
Where is Wanda Sykes?
Where is Bruce Campbell?
Where is Tommy Chong?

Peace B)>-
Alex

Posted on 09.04.09 01:24 AM by eric

Dave's not here!

Posted on 09.04.09 02:50 AM by Slaminthelamb

More comments on the "next big push" Travis?

homerjnick

Posted on 09.04.09 05:06 AM by

@Travis
So I'm assuming that you are saying Hung Lo just might ressemble a mini Chuck Norris? Is so, I hope he don't ressemble him too much or the game will literally destroy itself upon launching him.

Posted on 09.04.09 08:37 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

has anyone played flatout head on??? iis very similat to pain except you launch from a car after building up speed

Posted on 09.04.09 10:39 AM by dave

i had a dream the other night that ther wa new content released. it was a multi player battle in a big arena where everyone was in a glass ball of there own. everyone has there own launcher situated around the perimeter of the top of the stadium. once fired eveyone ooch's round rolling there gjass orb at each others and slowly they crack untill your bajj shatters. last one standing wins. maybe visions of painball???? or i may be nuts for dreaming about pain. feel free to steej my unconciouse ideas trav....

Posted on 09.04.09 10:56 AM by dave

sorry bout spelling............... ps3 onscreen keyboard is far too small

Posted on 09.04.09 10:59 AM by dave

@the lamb slamer are you kiwi?? its me dave open ther f'n door

Posted on 09.04.09 11:06 AM by dave

Daves not here

Posted on 09.04.09 12:47 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@dave

you must be on a very small tv. arnt ya?

Posted on 09.04.09 20:30 PM by DO2K03

adffss

Posted on 09.04.09 21:09 PM by

yea come on Travis. we knew about the museum before sore spots was even released.

Posted on 09.04.09 21:45 PM by Al3xX_420

@Travis

Nice one adding a practice mode for Bowling, I never get chance to play the multiplayer modes that use more than 1 controller cus no-one ever seems to be online at the right time for me!

Any chance you could add practice modes for the other multiplayer modes too? In particularly Darts cus I love that but never get to play it except occasionally with some PS3 friends, but they're not good enough to prove enough of a challenge to be fun!

C'mon, Travis! You wouldn't send a harmless fellow into the huge world of online PAIN without his practice would you? Actually, don't answer that!

Oh yeah! Also, hate to be a nag, but I have all of the PAIN environments, except Sore Spots, so when I looked for it, it is nowhere to be found! Not on the game or the store! Also, I can only play Bowling practice in the Museum as it says I need to re-download it everywhere else! Can these problems be fixed, or for the latter should I really re-download PAIN, cus that might take a while!

And yes, I know I posted this on an older board but that was an accident so it is here now.

Thanks for the help!

- LionPride

Posted on 09.04.09 22:38 PM by

Hi fellow Pain addicts, and TRAVIS!
maybe the wrong thread to post this in. but here goes:

me and som dudes over at the Oochmasters clan on Playfire have made a shortlist of environmetns we ´d like to see in the future.
we voted and came up with the 10 following ideas:

1. Hospital

2. Ice World

3. Airport

4. Zoo

5. Shopping mall

6. Office

7. Cemetery

8. Prison

9. Western Town

10. Army Garrison

Please take a serious look at them and maybe even discuss them at one of your production meetings, as they we are quite serious. And we would VERY much want some of them to see the light of day.

Regards
Ladeluff, on the be´half of the Oochmasters:
(currently inhabited by Ladeluff, Vyrastas, Homerjnick, skippycue, Scobra77, Krazy_TEB and Malice)

Posted on 09.04.09 23:57 PM by

Well, I gave in and made my first video for You Tube and entry into the contest. Check it out at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArvVApZp9c

cronos1515

Posted on 09.05.09 00:41 AM by Rick

@ladeluff
the zoo and cemetary have been mentioned before and i think they would be great as PAIN environments.

Posted on 09.05.09 01:10 AM by Al3xX_420

Here you go Travis. My first Youtube post and it happens to be for you guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTIQvDwz7hI

Thanx!

Posted on 09.05.09 03:36 AM by Saturn_neo

HEY TRAVIS!
My horse skill level just dropped again after being disconnected on. My last few games of horse have all been disco's and I've lost 2 skill points every time. I try to play people with high skill levels because they obviously are able to win some games but that doesnt seem to matter because they all disco after a couple rounds anyways. It might just be horse that is having this problem because I just got disconnected on in FWE and my skill level went up LIKE IT SHOULD! So what are my choices? Stop getting millions of points each run so the noobs feel like they have a chance at winning? FAT CHANCE! And also what is up with the game count reseting every time I go to play online? Sorry I had to yell but I've been asking about this for weeks now and I havent got an answer.

Posted on 09.05.09 06:09 AM by Al3xX_420

is that kenneth in the pose of the week?

Posted on 09.05.09 07:37 AM by Al3xX_420

im back and this video will at least make u smile its the doublepits to chesty to utter bj www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.05.09 09:02 AM by peter

@ Travis, Norman: Seems the massive trophy for 5000 crates in Cratetastic, like Limp Wrists is glitched? 5000 crates and no trophy, can you confirm?

homerjnick

Posted on 09.05.09 10:40 AM by

Must.... have... PAIN... t-shirt!!! ESPECIALLY since Jarvis is my favorite character!!!

Frown But my PS3 crashed! I am a SAD little mutant!!

Posted on 09.05.09 14:22 PM by Joel

i got the flu. Cry

Posted on 09.05.09 14:45 PM by DO2K03

im pretty posotive we are going to have a cemetry level around halloween , last halloween every1 was talking about it , and having 1 , but there wasnt anoth time for idolminds to make 1 , they could of been working on 1 for quite a while (sicne last year ,maybe) and plan to release it for this halloween
well thats what i think , plus end of october would seem roughly the right time for the next enviroment to release , wiv maybe a few characters , and naughty bits leading up to the release

Posted on 09.05.09 14:53 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Travis, Norman: Seems the massive trophy for 5000 crates in Cratetastic, like Limp Wrists is glitched? i´ve certain i got over 5000, been keeping track, and have a minimum of 5395 crates.
PLEASE fix this next update?!

Ladeluff

Posted on 09.05.09 14:57 PM by

@Al3xX_420
im pretty sure that is kenneth

@Travis
why do we have a 3rd costume for kenneth , rather the not go give a 2nd costume to characters tht only hav 1 first , id like a new yeony costume
and you said to say about videos we like , Al3xX_420 has the best ive seen so far

Posted on 09.05.09 14:58 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

i only noticed now that euro smooth jarvis doesnt have axe logos, it just says stud on his back

Posted on 09.05.09 15:06 PM by dave

a beach is upcoming level. the hint is swim suits and bikinis. n i hope a playground, crime seen. a mall. a military base. idolminds studio. and a western level.

Posted on 09.06.09 01:01 AM by DO2K03

here i am sick thinking of stuff for pain. lol

Posted on 09.06.09 01:04 AM by DO2K03

GIVE EVERYONE A THIRD COSTUME!!! Smile

Posted on 09.06.09 01:21 AM by lorine

i want a beach for the next place. seems right DO2.
WAIT A SEC... DO THE IDOL MINDS STUDIO!!!

And inside should contain the staff... including you TRAVIS.

Posted on 09.06.09 01:43 AM by lorine

i have a little brother named travis, i still to this day beat him up with a wiffelball bat. fun for me is playin' baseball with grenades for the balls. and land mines for the bases. and a tank as the pitcher. who wants to play?

Posted on 09.06.09 03:48 AM by DO2K03

lol so much stuff being mentioned
are we remembering that idolminds has said that they will only be surrporting the game to the end of this year
and after that they are undecided , and unsure

they do have another project / game they are working on you no , just we dont no what it is

Posted on 09.06.09 04:34 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@DO2
OH SHIT SWINE FLU OUTBREAK!

@Nufcrule
Thanks. Which video did you like?

If Idol Minds stops short of 10 PAIN environments I am gonna buy a giant slingshot off of ebay or craigslist, hunt down Travis, Jason, Jeff, and Norman, and one by one launch them into traffic! I'll let them count Sore Spots as 2 environments so they have 4 more to go to placate my wrath!

Posted on 09.06.09 05:16 AM by Al3xX_420

WAAAAAHHHH I DONT WAAANNT PAIN TO END!!!!

TELL ME UR LYING LIAM!!

Posted on 09.06.09 05:48 AM by lorine

I would've put the crying smiley but i dont know how... :*-(

Posted on 09.06.09 05:50 AM by lorine

that guy up there copied my ideas i sent u guys a email saying pain airport woud be cool and should be put if it does i hope you give me an once of credit or ill have to save abutt load of thousands and start donating to pain's team in idol minds just to get some credit

Posted on 09.06.09 07:16 AM by peter

@ Dave
No mate I'm from England why you ask?

Posted on 09.06.09 08:19 AM by Slaminthelamb

Alright Travis or whoever decides the winner of this contest...

Here's my entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLk-B4z5U7M

Posted on 09.06.09 08:48 AM by Gregory

going to try this contest , just got this game today though and completed tutorial . its been awhile since i laughed so hard playing a game . the ads? HARMLESS . gotta generate revenue for improvements!

Posted on 09.06.09 12:31 PM by Ron

Here's my video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gCe-LYNe8c

hope you guys enjoy it.

Posted on 09.06.09 12:54 PM by Sabexxs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48v8BQNu-wg

Posted on 09.06.09 13:09 PM by jason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh0M7WKGXhU

rhis is my master piece of double pit to chsty its funn and i mean it lets say ed gets a big surorise from jarvis and his not so smooth moves

Posted on 09.06.09 18:04 PM by peter

Liam doesn't know what he's talking about,nobody ever said they were done after this year.I'm sure Travis will confirm that.

Posted on 09.07.09 05:59 AM by Bill

Hey All

how come now even with everybody buying the blue ray disk (new mutes) theres still only say 5 on average games to choose from in the lobby , some nights im there looking at an empty lobby and i think to myself , wat no one is host a single game how does it work travis also still waiting for lypmics online 4 player no less will do ...so off ya pop get it sorted my good man ....

leeli67

Posted on 09.07.09 07:27 AM by

also as a sideline , i keep getting taken to the cleaners by noobtants cos i hit exactley wat they hit in horse no mistakes and i get a TARGET MISSED....aaaggrrhhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted on 09.07.09 07:29 AM by

so when do the new costumes come out?

ryumitch1

Posted on 09.07.09 15:36 PM by

Travis and Co

As mentioned above, I too was curious about how, as PAIN is pretty much world wide now, there seems to be a lot of times when visiting online, there are very few matches in the lobby. Often times, I'll wait 5 minutes before seeing something pop up. I would think there would be a lot more. Just curious. Is it possible - in the future - to have a listing of the matches in progress, and listings of who is playing in the matches.

It would be super cool to be able to have a spectator mode where an online match could be viewed.

Also, you probably have seen that Futant420 has been hosting some pretty awesome tournaments in Fortress - both 1 vs 1 and 2 vs 2 tourneys have been very popular. However, it must be a little difficult for Futants420 to always be the host of these, and I was wondering if there would be a way to support online tournaments that would allow people to sign up for and track within the game - much like Tiger Woods PGA Golf does.

And on a completely different note, we need to have a level set within a storm - rain, and slippery roads. Thunder and lightning! That would rule.

Keep up the awesome work, IdolMinds!

Please tell us it ain't over after the end of the year!

Posted on 09.07.09 16:06 PM by TheBrainMachine

@Alex
if i have swine flu, then i'll cough in your face. lol, naa, just good ol flu. i had blood work done.

Posted on 09.07.09 16:28 PM by DO2K03

@Travis
You have held my people in bondage long enough! The Pain of no online PAINalympics has ravaged the true believers! We know you are with us Travis! LET MY PEOPLE GO!!

and also

@everybody
1v1 tourney Tues night @8pm pacific. For a twist, I'm going to limit this one to 16 entrants. As BrainMachine eluded to, these have been uberfun, and I must say the level of competition is staggering. So, if you want in, message me (Futant420). Also I would like to extend an invitation to anyone new to the fortress scene to sign up, make friends, and show us your hits.

Posted on 09.07.09 16:30 PM by Chris

Also the online tourney tracking idea is sounding re-e-e-e-eal good over here.

BTW 'Show us your hits' is TM 2009 all rights reserved. (lookin at you roadrage)Tong

Posted on 09.07.09 16:34 PM by Chris

@Travis / Idol Minds
You know what would be cool? An editor for game modes that are composed of a series of sequential shots (like Spank the Monkey or Cratetastic)... you could place your own monkeys or crates in the environment and string together a series of new shots for people to play. They could be called "Challenge Layouts" or something like that. They could be posted online for anyone to download, etc. Would be an interesting way to keep those modes fresh... something like Cratetastic gets pretty boring quick once you master it, since there are finite shots and a cap on the final score.

Something like that would be really cool to have as a parting gift, if support of PAIN will indeed soon end... that way we can keep creating new content ourselves.

Posted on 09.08.09 01:06 AM by Vyrastas

@Lorine: I am not at Idol Minds. I am in the San Diego Studio Lorine. I already said I am the voice of Santa that’s about as good as I am gonna get in PAIN. No Travis NPCs. You guys don’t get to Ooch all over me. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

@Liam: We have content that extends way past 2009. That’s all I will say. To the extent to which we go beyond 2010 with the current PAIN is undecided as of now. We are working on new projects. If one of them turns out to be a sequel I guess you will know when we say something. Until then enjoy the updates.

@Leeli: What you are seeing are the games not started. Not the games that are actively being played. I am looking into changing that so everyone can see all the games being played online. It’s a lot more than you think it’s just everyone doesn’t see the current games in progress. We are going to be changing the way online works soon so that’s on the list. I hope that answers BrainMachine’s questions too. When we revamp the online we will look into fixing all those lingering online issues such as disco issues and level funkiness. That’s not gonna happen until after the new year though.


@DO2: Keep that swine on the DL man…


@Chris: Online PAINalympics could be pretty fun. I will see what I can do about that.


@Vyrastas: An editor would be cool. Why don’t I start working on that?

Posted on 09.08.09 02:22 AM by travis williams

Well, this is my entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6cnv_

I've tried several times to get a better, longer one with a higher score. but nothing quite catches the moment like this video.
Let me know what you guys think of it.

Posted on 09.08.09 03:29 AM by timeandspace

@ Travis

Are you hinting towards Pain 2 ?

Posted on 09.08.09 04:00 AM by Slaminthelamb

I expect a pain 2!!!!! Just spill the beans Travis,we all know it's going to happen. lol!!!!!!

Posted on 09.08.09 05:48 AM by oldschoolfool

Tati's Revenge

Posted on 09.08.09 05:49 AM by Slaminthelamb

why pain 2? why not just add to the current??

anyways can someone help me, who is "the dude" it says use "the dude" to score 30 strikes for a psn trophy, am i missing someone???

*flaminDave*

Posted on 09.08.09 06:00 AM by

@ why pain2 They could improve on the engine,like adding weather effects for down-town. They could even add a story mode to pain amongst other things!!! Why not just add to the current you say,well the point of a sequel is to improve upon the orginal. Madden,Guitar hero all have numerous sequels,you should ask that question with those franchises!!!!! lol!!!!

Posted on 09.08.09 06:12 AM by oldschoolfool

@ flaminDave
The dude is what the third Jarvis outfit used to be called. They change the name recently with one of the update. Bowl 12 games with Jarvis the unlock the dude.

Posted on 09.08.09 06:39 AM by jasonmc

I find PAIN 2 to be pretty pointless.
You should just keep adding on the original.
The only disadvantage of this would be how much Fricken space it would take up!!! haha XD

Posted on 09.08.09 07:31 AM by lucas

2 Pain or not 2 Pain!

Posted on 09.08.09 07:43 AM by Slaminthelamb

This is great news Travis. Made my day. You guy's are awesome for building on this game that is just under 2 years old now. That's got to be a first for any title this old.

If it wasn't for the addition of single player FWE in DT about 18 months ago, I may have never gotten into PAIN like I did.

Now you are dropping hints on a sequel? I remember speaking with Jeff Litchford and he mentioned something possibly happening on the next gen system, but now you drop this hint. My mind is blown. Thank you!

Posted on 09.08.09 07:59 AM by obscured

Thanx JMC

*flaminDave*

Posted on 09.08.09 16:38 PM by

Travis, you rule. I can't wait to see what you have up your sleeve.

Posted on 09.08.09 16:49 PM by TheBrainMachine

@ Anyone
Can anyone think of a reason why I would have logged 6,405 crates exploded in Cratetastic, yet still not have unlocked the Home a-Blown in-game trophy (Hit 5,000 crates in Cratetastic)? I know I have actually hit at least 5,000 of those. Seems odd because I know people who have just recently unlocked it, so it can't be glitched for just me, can it?

Posted on 09.08.09 17:23 PM by Vyrastas

In my dreams, PAIN 2 has features to make both custom launchers and characters. The characters with an editor with photo facial capture, as well as recordable audio.

Posted on 09.08.09 17:29 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Home a-blown is broken for me too. Frown

Posted on 09.08.09 17:48 PM by qb2bTheReaper

My thought on pain2 vs pain being further expanded is this: pain2 means they can design the engine it runs off of, from the ground up, to support the features we want. As we've seen from the 6 months of weird little hiccups online, shoehorning features into an engine can be tough at best, and a catastrophe at worst.

Having written physics simulations in college, I can see how it's very easy to do a local only physics engine, while having to synchronize it across a network can be a nightmare. While I may complain about single player glitches/bugs, or online bugs in the stat keeping, you'll never hear me complain about the features they've implemented in pain that the game was not designed for.

This game is probably some of the best spent money I've ever invested into a video game.

Posted on 09.08.09 18:17 PM by Patrick

i have 100 strikes but didn't get the trophy? Got most of them in museum

Posted on 09.08.09 18:18 PM by dave

@dave,

from my understanding, the 100 strikes trophy must be downtown multiplayer offline.

Posted on 09.08.09 18:28 PM by Patrick

can anyone tell me how to get the horse trophy where you have to beat the other player by 100 points?I've tried to look online for it,but can't find it.I would really appreciate it.thanks.And vyrastas,your videos have really helped me out.thanks a lot!

Posted on 09.08.09 19:04 PM by Bill

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn...
- Arms stretching outwards and some cracking occurs and then a weird popping sound emminates from elbow and shoulder sockets...

- Now shoulders are flexed up and down and the tightness is evident...
- Then twist the right shoulder forward as th left one goes back and vice versa..again some cracking is heard...

- Neck goes side to side to stetch it out and hear cracking-popping sounds to make one cringe..luvin it...
- Now the neck rolls around in a circle, then goes counter-clockwise revealing tightness of the muscles..and again some more cracking

- Hands expanding outwards where fingers stretch and tendons loosen up..easing the tension felt in them that has been built up for many weeks now...

- Fingers now being bent, twisted, pushed down on and gleefully and joyous sounds emerge as the numerous joints let out screams of numerous cracking in every direction....

- Now the upper torso gently twists left and right a few times to ease the tension in the constantly tight and spasming back muscles...

- Where u feel your muscles, tendons and ligaments stretch fingers flexed, bent in ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????many directions

Posted on 09.08.09 21:26 PM by Hello Hello

travis this is my entry it is a mix a humor and smooth jarvis says and does something not so smooth its a uuterly unsmoothe double pits to chest please watch ad tell how you feel about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh0M7WKGXhU

Posted on 09.08.09 21:32 PM by peter

@ travis

w read my comment above

Posted on 09.08.09 21:32 PM by peter

@Haskel - Seriously, man, that sucked.

Posted on 09.08.09 21:32 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@ Hello Hello
Hello mate we ain't heard from you for a while, in fact I've missed our little ding dongs. Dare I ask how ya doin man ?
That was some sleep you had there!

Posted on 09.08.09 21:35 PM by Slaminthelamb

and THAT got sent wayyyyyy to effing early..sum bitch..oh well..Gotta LOVE the numerous ? marks after the word in?? the answer is MANY DIRECTIONS...um..huh?

Oh YES to those of you who were glad, nay HAPPY I wasn't around..All I WILL say is...go fu$% yourselves with your Moms (whistle)..bahahaha

- To the ones HAPPY to see me..
Yes I AM alive....
YES I AM your ARE NOT dreaming..but for some, the nightmare continuesss....

YES I AM BACK from a long slumber(ok not really) where the wonderful world of PAIN and SUFFERING, where death, destruction and misery is ones's calling card day after day and second after second..Mine..

From what I have read and see, Andy Dick..NICE ONE 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Posted on 09.08.09 22:05 PM by Hello Hello

Howa bout dem Raiders?

Posted on 09.08.09 22:20 PM by Al3xX_420

@Travis:

Possible PAIN 2??????????
PAIN getting support and content well into 2010?

I've never been more happier!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.08.09 22:21 PM by

@hello
shut the hell up with that spaming crap.

anyways,

@TRAVIS WILLIAMS

so am i still able to get a shirt? i got the in-game axe tropy when smooth jarvis came out in the PSN store. my daughter wants one too. she's hooked on this game like everyone else. lol, she want a monkey shirts. lol, its her favorite character of them all. i'll post a youtube video of her playing sometime. and how can i audition to be the voice talent for a character?

Posted on 09.09.09 02:09 AM by DO2K03

I think every1 took what i put the wrong way

i simply ment , earlier on this year Travis / Jason confirmed that there was plans to surrport PAIN till the end of this year
They , nor me said that they wernt carrying on into 2010
They simply hadnt commented on that

So Bill in a way i did know what i was talking about

If i hadnt of said something like that Travis Probably wudnt of come in saying they had stuff for 2010 , so id like to thank myself for tht Smile lol

@Lucas
PAIN 2 wouldnt be pointless
if you look at the success of PAIN , and how far its come , why wouldnt they make a 2nd

Sure PAIN is always getting new content , but in a way its all similar , new levels , characters & modes
a 2nd game would enable so much more as they can add all the features we want that isnt possible in the first game , like custom characters , launchers , all of that , co-op play

i seriously want co-op play , man tht would be fun

Posted on 09.09.09 02:09 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

and the transformers would be awesome to have in pain.

Posted on 09.09.09 02:11 AM by DO2K03

and i don't have the pig flu. that viruses is manmade government population control crap. now everyone is in a panic over a cold. lol, don't listen to whats said by the news people. there paid to keep us in fear. i don't watch any tv.

Posted on 09.09.09 02:19 AM by DO2K03

i hope it is pain 2! that, would be unbelievable! 2 players launching at the same time, it can be vs or co-op. they both just try to get a big score and get it bigger than the other person, or points joi n together Wink im excited

Posted on 09.09.09 02:26 AM by

bet Trav wished he kept is mouth shut, unless he enjoys our speculations....

but anyways got my bowling trophy, went to downtown got one extra strike then it registered, then finally finding ut who the dude was got that other trophy too, after 15 more attenps then i should have since my score decided to reset on me.... went to paindamonium trying to get my 1.5mil, ended up geting 3 in-game trophys and two psn trophys all in one run!

im addicted to the ps trophy chime, its very soothing and exciting

Posted on 09.09.09 03:19 AM by dave

@Bill
No problem, glad the videos helped. For the Horse trophy you're talking about, set up a game of Horse with just one letter. Then launch at something and quickly reset. You should have a low score. Launch the second player at the same thing and quickly reset. You may have to do it again because of the "second chance" deal. If you do it right the scores should be very close, hopefully within 100 points.

@Hello Hello
Thanks for messing up the page format, dude!

Posted on 09.09.09 03:24 AM by Vyrastas

PAIN 2 OMG - well it should be able to launch 2 player same time. but i know thats not possible due to a defective Upload kissmecorycockulator, to much going on ......am i right travis sir ?????????

Posted on 09.09.09 05:09 AM by

the above post and this one was posted by leeli67

Posted on 09.09.09 05:10 AM by

I thought that a good thing to have in the in-game menu would be a character selection screen option. So when you're in-game, you bring up the start menu and then there would be a character selection option and you would just change characters, not levels.

Thanks

Posted on 09.09.09 05:28 AM by PGibby

i thought mr pain was pain2.

Posted on 09.09.09 05:37 AM by DO2K03

One super awesome thing for PAIN 2 would be a sweet level designer, and the ability to create your own launchables - including the ability to upload your own audio for your character. Make It So, Travis!

If PAIN 2 is in beginning rumblings... what else would people like to see in their PAIN?

Multi-player co-op and VS launch sounds very cool.

Think outside the box guys - lets give Idolminds some ideas!

The ability to attack more than one person in a Fortress type games would also be cool. Like being able to launch at one fortress, and somehow bounce over to another fortress to mess them up too.

Posted on 09.09.09 05:48 AM by TheBrainMachine

yeesh...took forever to get to the bottom of the page LOL . Anyway , I have only had this game but a few days now . When i first played it i had a riot . and then when i discovered that i had only one environment , i must admit i felt a little miffed ." Well thats a rip ! " i thought . " so im just suppose to sling these characters around this single environment ?" at that point i wrote the game off as something that would grow boring QUICK!!! that was untill thi morning when i discovered that slinging characters into things was only half the fun .the other half is making the video .here is my first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em1GxzDHbik . well its not the first iv posted . but the first i had edited .. i cant partiicipate in the contest though... my smooth jarvise seems to be different and cant double pits to chesty . but anyway , i have changed my mind (again) about this game and expect to have lots of fun with it .

Posted on 09.09.09 06:14 AM by Ron

I could also go for the ability to damage a fortress other than the one you originally shoot at. The only drawback I see for it is that as of right now only the intended target can launch their defenses. Also some sort of flexible (optional) rule system would be good. For example, you perhaps couldn't change targets before you hit a certain point total, or something along those lines. It would have to be optional, but would add a lot to tourneys and such.

Posted on 09.09.09 06:21 AM by Chris

WOW... i live at San Diego..

Posted on 09.09.09 06:57 AM by lorine

San Diego Studios + Idol Minds= PAIN

Fans= Desire for more robust gameplay
Excellent Team= We will listen to you guys and deliver.

Fans+Excellent Team= New Content

WE LOVE YOU GUYS!! KEEP MAKIN' KICK A** GAMES!!!

Posted on 09.09.09 07:32 AM by lorine

the true meaning of san diego is "a whale's vagina" ron burgendy

go f#@% yourself san diego.

lol, will ferral would be a awesome character for pain. he's a comic genius. please get him.

Posted on 09.09.09 07:38 AM by DO2K03

if PAIN 2 is being considered at the moment , then we picked the right time to be talking about new features for it

id like to see jarvis , and downtown return in PAIN 2

and maybe a character import , which allows us to copy characters from the first PAIN into the Second

Posted on 09.09.09 09:01 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

kinda like you can copy Smackdown Vs Raw superstars into WWE Legends Of Wrestlemania

Posted on 09.09.09 09:02 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Everyone: First of all I said NOTHING about a PAIN2 so I am not going to comment on any conjecture. It’s really not relevant to this thread. We are fully aware of what is in the technological scope of PAIN. I already said that we are going to be adding content to PAIN for quite some time so everyone can take the chill pill.

The trophy unlocks are something I am currently looking at folks. There should be no reason those won’t unlock for you.

@BrainMachine: I’m wearing short sleeves so only some AXE anti persperant and Cocoa Butter is up my sleeve currently. I do smell rather nice tho. HOLLA


@Patrick: Yeah some of the observations you have are very accurate. The net portion of PAIN took a long time to get right. Billy did a great job. We are still working to improve it as well.


@Haskell: HEY DUDE! Did you get all upgraded now? Can you lift trucks and stuff? I think you should join the JUSTICE LEAGUE. Nice to see you back dude.


@Homer: Yes PAIN content extends well into 2010 don’t worry. There are still some rather RADICAL things on the horizon for PAIN. I can’t say what they are yet, but the community as a whole should enjoy the attention. PAIN is one of those projects that stays on top of a lot of PSN technology so look to us to keep making sure the new stuff finds a way into our codebase.


@Dave: If and when we talk about future projects I won’t be blind and not pay attention to what people have been asking for. Our community has made PAIN what it is and I wouldn’t give that up.

@Leeli: Yes simul-launching is beyond the scope of PAIN1 and I have said so a lot. To do that would mean changing the code base.

@PGibby: We actually wanted to add that feature but we put it on back burner. Perhaps we can revisit that in the new year.


@DO2K03: Mr. PAIN is what PAIN is called in Japan.


@Lorine: Thanks. Yeah I am in San Diego… UTC area. That is until I decide just where I would like to buy a house at.

Posted on 09.09.09 11:31 AM by travis williams

"They call me Mister Pain."

Meanwhile, I added up all I have spent on Pain plus added content, and with Takei I have finally crossed the $59.99 pricepoint of most games. Of course, I have been playing Pain several times a week since it came out, more than the dozens of other games I own combined. So I would call that outstanding value for the money. So show Travis some love, dudes. Stop the hating.

Posted on 09.09.09 11:41 AM by Wiggo

@Haskell
Did you od on your meds or something? Ridiculous posts. Your on your ps3 all the time and you're just now hearing about Andy Dick now? Uber lame dude. Why did you even post. Purely obnoxious!!!!

Posted on 09.09.09 11:41 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Travis

You have said in the past that the contestants of Mr Pain will be joining us. Is this still gonna happen if so when?

Posted on 09.09.09 11:42 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Wiggo: I’m saying! Stop the H8. If you must H8 though at least make it entertaining that’s all I ask. Entertaining or constructive. Otherwise I will have my band of mutants destroy them.

@Slammin: Japan needs to catch up with us. They are on a different version of PAIN. As soon as they catch up we will enable the matchmaking. Doing it now would only lead to crashes. You have a version of PAIN they don’t have. TRUST me when I say I am ready for it to happen.

Posted on 09.09.09 11:52 AM by travis williams

@ Travis

Thanks for that.
Please can we have the meteor showers back in FWE..?
I miss those showers they were so much fun.

Posted on 09.09.09 12:02 PM by Slaminthelamb

1. Yeah, sorry for the page setup snafu..as I said, that was sent way to early, but that is what happens when your head falls on the keyboard when you pass out and the enter button gets pushed.
- and u can see the "lack of brain" activity on the 2nd post where i become slightly incoherent...cool..lol

oh well tuff chit. Laughing

Pain 2: The Legend of Haskell
sounds good to me!
Broken bones.. cartoon blood.

Here's a fun, cool and a good idea for the broken bones..

Since it IS fun game, and the ratings board already lets us, well Travis n Coke leeway to a certain extent, ya gotta PUSH the evelopeso you KNOW what can bed done and where the line is drawn. If they say the rating would chage i agree don't do it.

When a character slams into something really hard, or a body part slams into a pole, or something sticking out, as soon as they hit it, you hear the CRACK, or CRACKS.

Sorta like, when you launch and your soaring thru the air like IF or WHEN their arm, or leg, smacks any object that has pieces of it sticking out, when they hit it with that body part, then you hear the crack, and then their arm or leg goes flopping around at the point of the break.

Now THAT would be SWEET!

If you ever saw Titanic, when the ship starts going down, you see from the top down, that one guy falls, and then he hits the propeller when it's out of the water.. he slams into it legs first, then does carthweels flying into the ocean..that's awesome and PAINful....

Haskell Fusion

Posted on 09.09.09 12:13 PM by Hello Hello

How's it going Meester Travis, Senor Coker?
Long time no see, talk..etc..
Miss me?
Miss my ideas?

I know yer working hard as usual on the future content, but dammit, LOL,
- WHERE IS MY RUBBER BAND SURROUNDING THE LABS AREA, so it bounces you back into the gameplay?
Hmmm??

- I will forever be thrilled and exstatic AND of course GRATEFULL that you made my Olympics idea FINALLY come to fruition and how well it came out of course
- As I AM EQUALLY thrilled and exstatic that I love seeing my name go across the scroll on the bottom of the screen.

And while both of those things are just AWESOME..there are STILL a few things I am hoping to see..in no specific order:

1. The PAIN Trauma Center in HOME, with subsequent rooms mentioned earlier for each game mode...

2. A Character that completetly MOCKS the chit out of you, you over n over again, mocking, teasing, tempting, and urging you to do better and better..he mocks you when you do crappy.. mocks you when you do good so it ticks you off and makes you wanna do way better.


(I looked for the post, but it's so many pages and how many posts per apge..it's too much)

- PAINsylvania - Dracula, Werewolves etc -
pain.us.playstation.com/.../My-Spots-are-Sore!.aspx#id_009cc8bf-437e-4341-bdd6-255fc883c115

NEW Game Modes:
(Some Olympics ideas in it, but concentrate on the games themselves, includes the ORIGINAL "JENGA" Game idea, different types of Rings games, and Slalom courses)

pain.us.playstation.com/.../Word-is-Bond.aspx

Titanium Haskell 2: HOME: The PAIN Trauma Center

Posted on 09.09.09 12:15 PM by Hello Hello

@Lorine - Haha, we're neighbors! Let's ambush em!

Posted on 09.09.09 14:18 PM by obscured

@Haskell
I knew you passed out on your keyboard. Most of your posts are...well, informative. Not those though.

Posted on 09.09.09 14:36 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis/Idol Minds

Back when it was only Downtown, PAIN was already awesome cool and fun as hell. With Amusement Park I think you guy's got ahead of yourselves a bit because it's the most unique and beautiful area, but sadly lacking modes. I never play there anymore.

But, I might be in the minority here - I think Hot and Cold is just a genius game mode that didn't quite catch on. I'd love to see Hot and Cold AND Mad Science branch to more areas because they are both very solid and well designed modes. Single player FWE in AP would definitely be a hit.

Are there any more plans to expand any areas to include more modes? One can never have too many painful options now can one?

On a final note to Idol Minds... Dudes, I got to party with you guys. There's some serious talent happening in your Co. You guys have come up with one original area after another and PAIN has become a monster of excellent gaming and brilliant design. How could you guy's NOT be totally cool cats? Huh? Anyone? Exactly - not a single nay.

Just keep the love coming man because I'm gonna ride this thing to the bitter end.

Peace

Posted on 09.09.09 14:39 PM by obscured

AXE is a US brand so it’s likely no one in your country will know what AXE is if you are not in the US.

Your kidding right?
You do know Axe sells & advertises outside the us right ?
There are AXE advertisements on canadian T.V.
Safeway just had an AXE contest.

You obviously know nothing outside your own country typical American.

Posted on 09.09.09 16:10 PM by mike

@obscured...

I loved H&C as well. So far as to have even gotten into plat club before I knew it might be needed for a trophy (that I've not yet put the time into getting). The reason I don't play it any more, or any AP for that matter, is the damn slowdowns/freezes. I just can't spend more than a minute in AP without my system slowing to a crawl. H&C was the first mode in Pain that I truly enjoyed 1P at. I had fun at FWE, but it wasn't until I played you online that I blossomed into the FWE junky I am today. STM is another mode I really like that I don't play that often, but that's just due to having mastered it (in DT, anyways), and not enjoying putting the long hours into racking up a very high score. On that note, I'm sorry I never made a run for ya QB, but at least I joined plat score in plat club, so you're no longer alone. It really is a fun mode, and I play it often, it's just not something I enjoy enough to put the hours into getting another 500+ score (let alone, a 1554+ score to join you at the top).

Posted on 09.09.09 19:30 PM by Patrick

Two out of two mutants agree - People who know PAIN enjoy Hot and Cold!

Hey Mike chill man. Don't lose your cool - Travis isn't your enemy. Your 'typical American' comment say's you are of the French-Canadian persuasion.
Don't believe everything your news papers and tv say. Typical Americans are actually pretty cool. Hatin's cancerous!

Posted on 09.10.09 05:10 AM by obscured

@TRAVIS WILLIAMS

i'm the guy that farts in public places. if i went to church, i'd have that place to myself. lol, try that for pain. lets get a church, and a nun outfit for granny or tati or something. lol, or have some fun and give a male character a nun outfit. redman & methodman would so go for that. there funny as f%#@

Posted on 09.10.09 19:48 PM by DO2K03

@CanadaMike: I am not exactly sure what “Typical American” traits in particular you are speaking of… out of respect for my lady who is actually CANADIAN! I am going to be nice. The AXE contest is for US residents. Because you live in a different country with different LAWS you are excluded from the contest. So don’t blame me, AXE or typical behavior. Blame NAFTA or something. And for the record I’ve lived in Germany and England before returning back to US. I also know my way around Toronto as well… wanna talk ignorance tell your KFC to stock some biscuits for the love of pete.

Who eats chicken with no biscuits? That’s criminal. Oh… and your BACON SUCKS! It’s HAM deal with it.

@DO2K03: I was an altar boy for nearly 7 years. THERE IS NO WAY THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN.

@Obscured: We are going back to some older areas and giving them some love soon. Stay tuned.

Posted on 09.10.09 20:37 PM by travis williams

@Travis
said "Otherwise I will have my band of mutants destroy them."

Why can't I get this image of obscurred, patrick, and slamin dressed as their favorite launch character and holding musical instruments out of my head?

And as Pain mutants they all have large eyes, huge heads to hold their enlarged brains, and elongated thumbs and forearms from calculating tragectories, oching, super oching...

Posted on 09.10.09 20:41 PM by THitter

@ obscured

I have nothing against Travisas a person and I understand somethings are beyond his power. like the contest rules for example. But as the person who deal with the community the most.
You would figure he would know what he is talking about.
Just because a product is produced in one country does not mean it's not marketed in another.

The fact that this contest is us only is BS and so is the reason as to why its us only.

It's not that I would win if I was eligible. It the fact that you don't have a contest for a game but only include one country.
At the very least there should have been equivalents running simultaneously.

Saying that its a US product so it can only be held for us residents, and that no one else has heard of it is either extremely uninformed or they expect the majority of us are, which would make it lying.
So yes I will call them out on this I have had enough of being left out because I am canadian when it involves any thing sony.
I don't get it sony is a japanese company

Posted on 09.10.09 20:44 PM by mike

@THitter... funny you should say that...

I just ordered http://www.costumesgalore.net/sumo05175.html for Halloween

Posted on 09.10.09 21:03 PM by Patrick

@Patrick

Don't forget to wear blue shoes.

Posted on 09.10.09 21:07 PM by THitter

@Patrick

You should have gotten the inflatable one:
www.buycostumes.com/.../ProductDetail.aspx

Posted on 09.10.09 21:08 PM by THitter

@travis
while your looking at trophy unlocks could you please check out d town destruction... i got 2 mill club but d town destruction never unlocked for me...thanx dood.

@obscured
you don't play in ap anymore? really? how could you not spunky resides there... stupid clown shoes...arrrrrrrr...call security... man i hate you people... stupid liver transplant took away all my stamina...SECURITY!

Posted on 09.10.09 21:23 PM by joseph

@Travis

Hey Travis. Are you guys capturing any data anywhere as to what is the most popular character being used?

Posted on 09.10.09 21:47 PM by THitter

@Canada Mike: AXE is a US Branded product. I would wager that you could get AXE in Afghanistan if you had enough money. That doesn’t mean I should open up the contest to members of Al Qaeda. I am obviously not making light of your complaint, but it has no relevance to my initial assertion which is people outside of the United States are subject to different rules, laws and regulations when it comes to contest rules. Phrasing my initial comment differently wouldn’t have made your country any more eligible so I am still confused as to what your real issue is beyond the fact that Canada residents cannot participate. It’s also cool to have things against me as a person. You wouldn’t be the first. You would just be the first over AXE. Which I guess is a interesting distinction.


@THitter: I saw a pic of Juggalo he could be pretty intimidating if he didn’t have such a cute son! It’s kinda like having this ferocious bear attacking you and behind him you see Winnie The Pooh. LOL Awwww.


@Joseph: Yeah, I will take a look. Spunky is rather cool right? I think we should have him as a Launchable maybe give him a new outfit too. He’s really quite miserable. Maybe it’s because as a PAIN character he can’t enter the contest.

Posted on 09.10.09 21:58 PM by travis williams

@Travis
http://www.facebook.com/TimHitchings
6 foot, 230 lbs

Posted on 09.10.09 22:04 PM by THitter

@THitter: I've got 3 inches and 80lbs on you. LOL. But you are NOW on the BRUTE SQUAD!

Posted on 09.10.09 22:11 PM by travis williams

@travis
1. thank you for looking into my trophy situation... thats bin bugging me since you need d town destruction in order to have 2 mill club.

2.spunky launchable? really? really really? and a new costume? are you serious or just yankin my chain? cause if you are telling the truth then you are officially GOD!

Posted on 09.10.09 22:20 PM by joseph

@Travis - If Spunky never ends up in the launcher, that would be a very painful travesty! Please make it happen.

Posted on 09.10.09 23:46 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@ THitter n Patrick

I guess I'd better go get me hair cut into a mohican and shout "SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY" lol


@ Canada Mike n Sir Obscured

I cant get the image of "South Parks" representation of Canadians out me head lol
Blame Canada... Can I finish... flip top head lol

@ Travis

Can we have Terrance or Philip to launch please?
Uncle F'er lol

Posted on 09.10.09 23:51 PM by Slaminthelamb

@TRAVIS WILLIAMS

i got one better than you. im no alter boy, but my godmother is a nun. would you like to get email news letters? i could give you her email address. and i work for for nuns also. i've put in more volunteer hours than you did as a alter boy, try nearly 20 years of volunteer hours. i also clean her house and i helped her dad on his way out. "died" im 27 now, and yes, i volunteered at the soup kitchen at 7. and i never asked for much. and this pain contest is just one of few i ever entered. i never won anything my whole life. thats why i hope to at least get a t-shirt.

Posted on 09.11.09 00:10 AM by DO2K03

@THitter - Nice try small fry! I got 2 inches and 45lbs on you!

@Travis - You ARE the brute squad!

Posted on 09.11.09 00:15 AM by TonyB

@THitter
And I got 6 Inches on you aswell and thats laying down!

Posted on 09.11.09 00:21 AM by Slaminthelamb

Have fun stormin' the castle!

Posted on 09.11.09 00:25 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Travis
Thanks for looking into the trophy unlocks! You rule. Party at my place when Home a-Blown finally unlocks for me.

Posted on 09.11.09 00:33 AM by Vyrastas

@THitter
i got 0 Inches on you lol

Posted on 09.11.09 00:34 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

FINALLY Travis agrees that Spunky should be lauchable!

Posted on 09.11.09 01:01 AM by Al3xX_420

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!

Posted on 09.11.09 01:07 AM by TonyB

At 6' 150lbs... I don't think I make the brute squad... and I'm not good with a sword... perhaps I should join the minstrels.... get me a lute.

Posted on 09.11.09 01:56 AM by Patrick

He said, "to blaaaave"

Posted on 09.11.09 01:56 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Travis
LMAO!! NICE ONE!! He loves Winnie The Pooh by the way. The wifey loved that one too. Oh, and Spunky as a Launchable...and fainting goats? Is it Christmas already?

Posted on 09.11.09 02:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Better question is...will they be available by Christmas

Posted on 09.11.09 02:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

??

Posted on 09.11.09 02:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

what character is that in the newest pose of the week?

It looks like Kenneth on estrogen pills lol

Posted on 09.11.09 03:08 AM by lucas

PLEASE check out my contest video guys! I've been playing PAIN since launch and I love this game and will support it 'till the end!

Feel free to add me!

PSN ID: Brandon_2535

Posted on 09.11.09 03:38 AM by Brandon_3545

yes spunky as a launchable! then i can take him for a ride on the roller coaster to get that damn trophy i been tryna get.... something tells me it wont be that simple though...

Speaking of trophys, im gunna need some elaboration off some of you guys, i dont get the wording of a few, but i'll get back to that when i get home and remember wich ones they were... one had something to do with pain in the park or sumfin like that

Posted on 09.11.09 06:18 AM by

^^^ *flaminDave*

damn work pc dont display my name

Posted on 09.11.09 06:18 AM by

last week of the contest! everybody better get their prize winning replays uploaded!

Posted on 09.11.09 07:25 AM by Al3xX_420

So PAIN is going to be updated to work with Sonys motion controller huh? Hope you guys aren't putting much effort into that. Content > Gimmicks! Smile

Posted on 09.11.09 09:16 AM by pick-e

@flamindave

check out this vid... www.youtube.com/watch i actually hit spunky with the roller coaster twice in one launch... hope it helps.

p.s. my good buddy vyrastas has tons of trophy vids if you need help on others and i got a few up myself.
decepticreep13 has spoken... later dood.

Posted on 09.11.09 09:53 AM by joseph

New PAIN AXE video!
this one is in Knight at the Museum and shows 18 out of 30 million points from this run. A while back someone asked how the triceratops is useful. Well the answer is in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJR8-m0d_I

Posted on 09.11.09 09:53 AM by Al3xX_420

@ TRAVIS WILLIAMS

i agree anadian bacon sucks its ham they need to stop callin it bacon it aint crispy enogh
any the issue at hand has nothing to do with canada but with meat please bro i love PAIN i just want u to see my vid of the jarvis axe accedent its ver funny please watch and tell me what u think because the only time u responded to me was wen i asked a stupid question
please watch my vid travis w
www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.11.09 12:07 PM by peter

Thanx joseph
will try tonight Smile

can admin please delete or crop that hello hello msg, i can load from my nokia because of it

Posted on 09.11.09 14:41 PM by dave

Pain's going to be supporting the Motion Controller...

thats fricken awesome guys.


blog.eu.playstation.com/.../

Posted on 09.11.09 16:33 PM by Uganja

yh how the F***

no idea how on earth its gonna work with the motion control , but its gonna be sickkkkkkkkkkkk

Posted on 09.11.09 17:42 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Al3xX
Your latest video is really good, dude.

Posted on 09.11.09 17:43 PM by Vyrastas

Motion control for "Spank The Monkey", forward/backward motion, build up speed as you progress.

I don't know how motion control will work in the modes we have know, but maybe that is what they are working on, new modes for motion control.

Can I get motion control for Tati's jubblies?

cronos1515

Posted on 09.11.09 18:50 PM by Rick

cronos...

Motion control for the jubblies... sounds like singles paly could suddenly become a multi-player mode...

Posted on 09.11.09 19:15 PM by Patrick

I agree with Vyrastas in that Al3xX_420's latest Smooth Jarvis AXE vid is one of the best!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.11.09 19:19 PM by

I disagree and think that Jugg's " The perfect 3 pointer" is the best so far, his use of the slow mo is brill and comedy value with a proper product placement at the end. Thats what the Judges will be looking for.

Posted on 09.11.09 20:37 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis

November is quickly approaching.
Any celebrations planned for Pain's 2 year anniversary?

Tim

Posted on 09.11.09 20:42 PM by THitter

@travis

san diego gets really hot sometimes. huh?

@obsy

we should ambush them when the time is right... heh heh.

Posted on 09.11.09 21:24 PM by lorine

@lorine (CC: Obscured)...

Based on years of experience, if you're going to ambush coders, show up with Captain Morgans... This is a very productive exercise in manipulation. While The Cap'n may not be their drink of choice, it's almost universally well accepted.

Posted on 09.11.09 22:05 PM by Patrick

@Patrick

You're right, people have a hard time turning down the spices. I used to drink like a gallon of Capn Mo Private Stock a week. Now I'm more of a Sailor Jerry's guy. More kick for the dolla.

Posted on 09.11.09 22:29 PM by Saturn_neo

@ Travis

On the subject of trophies I have the 2 Mill club but with only D town Destruction. Pain in the Park is not showing but I obviously have it tho.. Any solution to that?

Posted on 09.12.09 07:43 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Patrick

hmm... This just might work...

*realizes that travis could be reading this*

@#$%... OBSY!! This isn't our plan. right? *wink wink*

Posted on 09.12.09 07:53 AM by lorine

@Alex
Great video but I gotta agree with slammin! LOL!

@Slammin
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it. I truly hope the judges think the same way you do. I need that tv bad.

Posted on 09.12.09 07:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis - An idea for Clockbloks or future games that are similar... Can you make it so that instead of quitting out to change castles, you can hit a button and get a menu select for the other boards?

Posted on 09.12.09 22:02 PM by TonyB

@lorine
It's been hot here. He'll likely be holed up at the Barnes Canyon studio in a cushy air-conditioned office room viewing contest vids.
Swing by In&Out Burger, get a #1 - no onions and a coke. Designate a meeting spot where you will transfer my lunch to me.
Now, with my belly full we will need to... SH*T!!! (kidnapped)

Posted on 09.13.09 00:26 AM by obscured

@Obs - LOL!

Posted on 09.13.09 00:48 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@slamming, juggs:

Yeah I haven't seen juggs "3 pointer" vid before and I do like that one as well.

The ending is just perfect!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.13.09 01:26 AM by

I've been looking forward to Sir Obs entry but as of yet, still nothing.

@ Sir Obsy

Whats happening dude why you no enter yet?

Posted on 09.13.09 01:32 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ Sir Obscured

Is it because you can't put a Pink Floyd track on top?

Posted on 09.13.09 01:45 AM by Slaminthelamb

Juggz video is very funny

but Al3Xx's video , has funny bits and show's skill , plus a biggish score , for 4 mins

Posted on 09.13.09 02:51 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I think that the official judges should be sacked and all of us should decide who gets the telly eh?

Posted on 09.13.09 09:50 AM by Slaminthelamb

I like QC's the best. The idea of taking down the security gaurd was funny. It had some nice editing moments and a decent score.

Posted on 09.13.09 10:37 AM by

@Slammin
yh , or sumin like we pick top 3 and then they choose out of dem

Posted on 09.13.09 10:39 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

OOOOOBBBSSSSSCCCCUUURRREEEEDDD!!!!

The plan's failing... Anyone else live in SD?

*under breath* Man, they act fast... i need a new plan. maybe i should...

*shivers* someone's in the house... i hear footsteps...

*climbs out window to find an army of PBI (PAIN Bureau of Investigation)*

*Thinks to self* @#$@!!

*licks a bead of perspiration of upper lip*

Let's do this.

Posted on 09.13.09 10:56 AM by lorine

@NUFCRULE
I coulda gone for a longer run but chose not to. I wanted to keep it fairly short & action packed! I know a lot of people who play video games have add, possibly even the judges, so I kept it short to keep it interesting.

Posted on 09.13.09 12:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz
yh i totally understand , i think its a very good video , and a strong chance of winning

Posted on 09.13.09 12:41 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@lorine
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa! Hilarious!!

Posted on 09.13.09 17:23 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKYP2wgHNdI

There's my video 1 more time. I hope you all enjoy it, I sure had fun making it. I feel there's a lot of great parts to it, but I think my favorite has got to be the elbow drop to Hung Lo before droppin' the 3. It appears getting a make over isn't all Jarvis was up to. Seems like he had some wrestling lessons from El Chile Grande!
Oh yeah, and listen to the sound after the janitor gets knocked off the green waxzamboni! That's what I call it at least!(:57 seconds) It makes me tinkle a lil in my pants everytime I hear it. I hope you tinkle a little too. Thank you!

Posted on 09.13.09 23:15 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis, PAIN Crew
Just got the dynamic theme today, from what I can tell on this tiny 13" SD tube television, Downtown looks GREAT lit up like that. Any plans for a night time mode in DT or any of the other environments? I bet AP would be astonishing. Especially if you could give it a black light style effect with lots of florescents. That would be ALMOST as sweet as the fainting goats!

Posted on 09.13.09 23:52 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Well my 9th, 10th, and 11th double-pits-to-chesty vids are up. lol. I just did a count.

First is a remake of the Jarvis and Scientist vid with the same launch but with a better middle and end:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykTXRh_2cAE

And next is a strike on the gladiator round:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KxDenVBwmc

And finally a homage to my second ever PAIN vid, Assaulting Uranus, which was made just days after the replay editor was patched in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xQ0xniR2Io


You may be asking "Why the @#^% is he making so many PAIN AXE Jarvis videos?" Well Travis said we can make more than one and he never said we couldn't make hundreds. But the real reason is that all I have to play PAIN on is a 16 inch flat screen. I have to sit 3 feet away from the screen so I can see where I'm ooching. My mom doesnt even know what HD is! Its so sad that I have The Dark Knight and Iron Man on blu-ray but I dont have HD. I need that tv! Its not like I havent worked for it. I can easily put 30 minutes of editing time into 1 minute of PAIN replay. I know I have spent more than 2 hours on 4 minute replays. I'm not saying I deserve to win more than anyone else and thats not for me to decide anyways. Get to judgin PAIN team and good luck to all those that entered!

Posted on 09.14.09 00:23 AM by Al3xX_420

Really glad everyone getting into contest, been enjoying all the vids even though im not allowed in (EU), anyway just a post to ask travis if the problem of Blue ray vs downloaded users online together has been reported , basically everyone i know with the b/ray cant play online with me cos i got d/loaded version. making a real mess of the lobby .....

much love leeli67

Posted on 09.14.09 11:20 AM by

@al3ex

you already won bro. that one video was f$%@%!# hilarious.

you got my vote.

Posted on 09.14.09 11:28 AM by DO2K03

Yeah wat they said^^^^^ cant play oline with everyone else!


Damn BD yet again

Posted on 09.14.09 17:36 PM by dave

some more suggestions for patches:

*after a naughty bits game, a retry screen, or select diff stage screen
*disapeering bombs in naughty bits, replaced with yellow circles???
*Random/Shuffle tracks on playlist

new naughty bits scene suggestion:

Graffiti

Empty parking lot (could be something else)
paint brush in hand, ooch away to paint the floor, score by eitrher persentage of floor covered in limited shots, or time limited ectt..
Buckets of paint could also be an idea the grab and splash

Posted on 09.14.09 17:52 PM by dave

@Juggs - The pile of females at the end is awesome!

Posted on 09.14.09 20:41 PM by TonyB

*karate chops a PBI agent*
Come git some!!

*Roundhouse kicks another guy*
I learned that from good ol' Chuck Norris!

*The PBI swarms around and grab hold of limbs*
Crud... I'm done for.

Wait... WHAT'S THAT IN THE SKY?!!!

*A biggish man falling from the sky*
KENNETH?!!

NO WAIT.... OOOOOBBBBSSSSYYYYY!!!!!

Posted on 09.14.09 21:06 PM by lorine

Hi!! I want to post my 2 videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59v_2Rzr4o
www.youtube.com/watch

Tomorrow i will made another!! Thanks

Posted on 09.14.09 21:13 PM by

Travis...

FINALLY!

I finally had the time to sit down and unlock Buzz and Tuxedo Hoff! Sweet!

Tuxedo Hoff was MAD EASY (because of the glitch!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHJPryOEYJ8

Buzz took a bit longer, but I still got it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3bVMNEhOds

Question for you...

How come on the replay you can hear Kenneth saying, "Here comes the Meatball!" but you don't hear him Shart his pants? I want to hear him Shart if I'm using him and have a replay of him. That's some funny ish.

Check out the 2nd link, you see him put his hand there, but nosir, no sharty-sharty-pants noise? For why?


I agree with your statement of putting Spunky the Clown as a launchable.

Have a good one!

~ The Shattered Raven ~

<///////////////////////>--s s S S

Posted on 09.16.09 00:26 AM by Eric

I also unlocked Tux Hoff in the museum... Except i did it before i figured out the glitch... :-( Hard work.

Posted on 09.16.09 00:29 AM by lorine

TRAVIS!!!

DID YOU SEND THESE PBI AGENTS?!!

*kicks the last agent in the crotch*
*then grabs his arm and swings his face to the wall*

Whew...

Anyhoo... When we gettin a new painlab? fat princess?

Posted on 09.16.09 00:43 AM by lorine

@lorine
*carefully stepping through the twisted humanity of fallen agents, and just in time to see the last one go to the ground with smashed nose and fat lip, slowly approaches and initiates the slow clap sequence. one by one, common PAINsters join in. a filthy but unharmed child breaks from his mother's clutches and runs towards and hands lorine an object wrapped in a tattered rag - a pristine copy of the European PAIN blu-ray edition, and a silver sharpie. no words are exchanged as lorine returns the signed copy to a now thundering applaus*

Nice work!

Posted on 09.16.09 03:02 AM by obscured

Alright, I made a second video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obEmIy5YmNs

here's a link to my first if you didn't see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DArvVApZp9c


cronos1515

Posted on 09.16.09 03:33 AM by Rick

* citizens form a circular clearing as rescue chopper PAIN ONE approaches. a rope ladder dangles wildly as it is lowered, then secured by helpful bystanders. before ascending, obsy turns and approaches the last fallen agent. clutching his groin, his face bloodied, teeth scattered about like chicklets. "please, i want to join your side and... i, i think my scrotum is lacerated - i need medical attention". in a gesture of good will obsy reaches down and grasps the agents tie, slowly raising him up to eye level.
"medical attention eh... (obsy's knee reels back and 'PULMPH' delivers a direct smash to the agents groin)... take two of these and call me in the morning".

Posted on 09.16.09 03:43 AM by obscured

Sooooooooo, when are the winners going to be announced?

Posted on 09.16.09 04:57 AM by Conrad

@Conrad
on the 30th or the last day of this month.

Posted on 09.16.09 06:04 AM by DO2K03

as much i want to win the grand prize, i say al3ex won. one of his runs was funny as ever, but he did't do the dub pit to chesty.

Posted on 09.16.09 06:10 AM by DO2K03

LMAO at lorine and obscured

@Conrad
The contest is open until the 30th

@DO2
which video did I not do double pits to chesty?

Posted on 09.16.09 06:42 AM by Al3xX_420

My video, i think its good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWPt2GwmS_0

Posted on 09.16.09 06:48 AM by i_got_this

that's it??? You could've kept it going a lot longer than that...

Posted on 09.16.09 07:09 AM by Eric

Travis~

For your review, my Smooth AXE Jarvis PROBE'ing hehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUpGj8RLFUs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilrFRr-OoDc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biiO20BsSg8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2dC-ZESkq0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPE_EgcX5E

~ The Shattered Raven ~
PSN ID: ShatteredRaven77

Posted on 09.16.09 09:40 AM by Eric

my last contest entry... www.youtube.com/watch enjoy.

Posted on 09.16.09 09:43 AM by joseph

Finally, my 11th submission...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOg6bTm0R9Y

and just for Shytes & Gyggles, How to be a Pinball Wizard with a Half-Wedgie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaZLLLlnafM



~ The Shattered Raven ~
PSN ID: ShatteredRaven77

Posted on 09.16.09 11:18 AM by Eric

Travis,

Ever hear of the band, Mindless Self Indulgence? Well, they just happen to do a SICK rendition of Bring Da' Pain as previously done by Method Man. The lead singer looks pretty crazy... might be a good launchable...

(Plus, if you like some Old-Skool Biggie, they redid Big Poppa) Check it out.


Ok. I'm done. G'nite.

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 09.16.09 11:32 AM by Eric

I WIN!

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.16.09 12:33 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron
well you should at least be getting a t-shirt since you entered on the first day. you gotta be in the first 250.

Posted on 09.16.09 12:41 PM by Al3xX_420

@al3ex

your wrong dude, the first 250 to get the in-game axe trophy get a t-shirt.

Posted on 09.16.09 17:38 PM by DO2K03

where is travis? he's not commented in a while

Posted on 09.16.09 18:08 PM by

@_______

he's prolly watching all the contest videos. he also is human and has a wife. let the guy have a life. if you have a question, just ask. im sure one of us can help you.

Posted on 09.16.09 18:28 PM by DO2K03

MY BOY LOL LOL LOLLIPOP......while you big girls blouses been making girly vids some of us been busy clearing out the nancy's from the top 10 in the stiff......very cryptic i must say ......LEELI67

Posted on 09.16.09 19:12 PM by

hears my channel, i think its better to post one link to all my videos, than to put every link to a video.

enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/user/getitgood945

Posted on 09.16.09 19:52 PM by DO2K03

@ Eric

MSI are pretty cool

Posted on 09.16.09 19:58 PM by dave

how bout we all design a character together, we start with a blank outline of a body, and everyone adds one feature to it.... would make the ultimate user created character!!

Posted on 09.16.09 20:01 PM by dave

Dave?

Posted on 09.16.09 22:27 PM by Slaminthelamb

Dave's not here man.

Posted on 09.16.09 22:32 PM by Patrick

@_______

your in another country, not in the U.S. U.S residents only.

Posted on 09.17.09 00:57 AM by DO2K03

I WIN AGAIN....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Lry2TCjCA

Posted on 09.17.09 01:18 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Travis and anyone interested
I seem to have found at least a rhyme/reason to the online PAINalympics rooms. Seems that the European BD release has the fuctioning software on it, whereas the DL file doesn't. After trying to play in 20 or so of these rooms and not getting out of the loading screen, I exchanged pleasantries with several painiacs on the other end, and guess what? They ALL had the BD and were in Europe. Just a guess, but it might have something to do with the BD issues and recent patch for online compatability.
So I suppose that the reasonable conclusion is that functionality is coming, and soon we can all play online PAINalympics. The unreasonable conclusion (and my personal favorite) is 'OMFG IdolMindz iz teh sux0rs, dey have it and won;t give it up!!!11!1!111!!' Fanboyisms aside, I for one would like to see this ASAN, and I have a sneaking suspicion I am not alone.
Whatcha got now T? Still 'looking into it'?

Posted on 09.17.09 01:20 AM by Chris

@DO2
well thats a littly iffy seeing as how we never got a clear answer on that. in the last post by Admin it said the first 250 "contestants" to earn the axe trophy, and in this post by travis is says 250 people that he selects.

Posted on 09.17.09 02:22 AM by Al3xX_420

@ron

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but your doing the wrong pose... your doing the backflip pose... double pits to chesty is done with square... i made that same mistake at first till i saw that billboard downtown diagraming the double pits to chesty move... i'm not tryin to crap on your parade as your vids are really well edited and you show some serious skill... i just wanted you to know that while there is still time to get in some vids to the contest.

Posted on 09.17.09 02:38 AM by joseph

@obsy

i'm glad u could make it. twas' a tough battle.

*HIGH FIVE*

but it's not over yet...

Posted on 09.17.09 02:47 AM by lorine

TRAAAVVIIIS!!!!!!

OBSY AND I WANT ANSWERS!!!

Posted on 09.17.09 02:58 AM by lorine

@Everyone: This week is going to be hectic as I am going through A LOT of AXE videos. D02K03, I don’t have a wife (I have an ex wife) and a lady who would be very shocked if I had a wife. I do have a life as well (Laughin) I’m back It is Monday. I’ve been working pretty hard lately on the next set of download content and a long standing promise I made the to PAIN community. I won’t say what it is but it will be hard to miss when I am done.

@Dave: I am going to make an “Annoying Blog Troll” character who we will be able to get to launch. I will let you know when that happens so everyone can suggest launch lines. I already know it will be one of my favorite characters. Most of the lines will be taken from here. I already have some doozies. Interesting LAB idea.

@Eric: Never heard of them, but I will check them out later today. I need some Hip Hop inspiration. I’m gonna have to put a stop to the Sharting. You got enough and you still want more!?


@Lorine: I have people everywhere. Nowyaknow. Labs are coming soon.


@Juggz: Night time scenes are an interesting idea. Hmmm Lemme let that one simma for a while.


@TonyB: We update leaderboards as well as your running scores when you quit a game. Sorry no can do.

Posted on 09.17.09 02:58 AM by travis williams

leave the scores,......Leeli67

Posted on 09.17.09 03:05 AM by

@TRAVIS WILLIAMS

lol, i assumed you did. i didn't know for sure if you had a girlfriend and a wife on the side. i think the rules for the contest needs to be put in red. U.S residents only for the contest. i went threw some vids and alot were from other countrys. i hope your checking there profiles.

Posted on 09.17.09 03:06 AM by DO2K03

pose of the week? Smile

Posted on 09.17.09 03:07 AM by DO2K03

@Travis
Fair warning MSI is NOT Hip hop. Not even rap. They're more punk rock. God I hate those guys. Gotta give um credit though, they've been in the game for pretty long time & that ain't easy.

@Joseph
Actually bro square is incorrect, L2 + Triangle is the proper pose. It's confusing because they are shown back 2 back in the contest video. Plus "The Move" was modifed slightly from what was shown in the video. They removed the can toss during the backflip.

Posted on 09.17.09 03:13 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

hhaha i got a good line for the blog troll character:

(While in the middle of a launch like in the air and stuff)

"I hope this doesn't get tweeeeeeeteddd!!!!!"

Posted on 09.17.09 03:17 AM by lucas

@Travis
Simma, saute, carmalize, slow cook, double broil, grill, fry, bake, whatever it takes to get night time in PAIN!! Tossing around fainting goats at lights would be RIDICULOUS!!! Hope ya had a good weekend. Musta been intersting havin your 2 towns do battle yesterday. You watch the game?

Posted on 09.17.09 03:23 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TRAVIS WILLIAMS

i hope your talking about my sexy ebony chick to launch.

Posted on 09.17.09 03:24 AM by DO2K03

i hope one of her lines is "oh no you didn't say that" my girlfriend says that to me ALL the time.

Posted on 09.17.09 03:26 AM by DO2K03

I say a launch phrase should be "I gotta pose of the week for ya! WATCH THIS!" ( In an aggrevated voice) That and , "Updates! Where are my damn updates" Hows about "DELAY THIS"!!!

Posted on 09.17.09 03:30 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@leeli

i seen your score. i know you seen mine, but it will be gone soon. and i didn't know about the lolipop glitch till after i talked smak to RON. right then i was Cry

Posted on 09.17.09 03:30 AM by DO2K03

it took me 4 to 5 hours to get a billion. try it the right way. its fun getting all them ___________ to blow up. lol, i'm not telling. lol

Posted on 09.17.09 03:33 AM by DO2K03

OBSY!

You hear that... They got them agents everywhere...

*suspiciously scans the area*

Oh and thanks for the heads up Travis.

Posted on 09.17.09 03:46 AM by lorine

@everyone
im pretty sure both the L2 + triangle AND L2 + square poses are double pits to chesty moves.

Posted on 09.17.09 04:01 AM by Al3xX_420

@al3ex

your right theres 2 poses.

Posted on 09.17.09 11:43 AM by DO2K03

@DO2
not that its a big deal or anything, but the 3 takes the place of the E in Alexx. And yes there is 2 X's in my name. i know im special.

Posted on 09.17.09 12:10 PM by Al3xX_420

@ Travis

Annoying Blog Troll launch phrase eh, how about.
" Pain is the best game in the world, confirm or deny "

Posted on 09.17.09 12:25 PM by Slaminthelamb

A good launch phrase for the blog troll character could be something about the Blu-ray patch.

"10 business days and still no patch, you liars!"


Or how about this (which I see posted a lot on forums):

"I fired up PAIN for the first time and everything is locked, how do I play it? Did I get the demo by accident??"


Or how about this one from THitter (not a troll, but it's a good quote):

"Less Aim and Throw games and more Ooch games please."

Posted on 09.17.09 12:57 PM by Vyrastas

@al3xx

well sorry. lol

Posted on 09.17.09 13:42 PM by DO2K03

@Joseph

I cannot recall ANYONE saying that the pose I use is wrong. I use that pose because it is the pose they use in the OFFICIAL contest video. If I get disqualified then boohoo for me. The way I see it is I'm right & you're wrong.

@TRAVIS DUBYA

Here are my FINAL 3 ENTRIES.
Two of them are AP Multiplayer FWE & one is Bull-riding!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

I hope YOU enjoy & I WIN.

Posted on 09.17.09 13:50 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Howbout 'What do we want? EVERYTHING! When do we want it? NOW!' as a troll launch line?

Posted on 09.17.09 14:28 PM by Chris

Travis/MutilatRJuggalo~

MSI is definately a sickly acquired taste. I can't hate on anyone who can't stand them because you really need that special school bus kind of ear to fully appreciate them. But their following is huge.

A long time ago the Village Voice described them as Industrial Jungle Pu$$y Hip-Hop. There's a lot of hip-hop nature to it, with a sick craving of punk embedded in. I mean, c'mon, people singing about how Girls From 7-11 stay up all night, and you could get a discount... not too bad.

But they've done some cool hip-hop remixes and whatnot.

Anyway, hope you're not going crazy watching all the videos, but seriously, please watch all of mine! I only submitted 11.

You Tube User Name~ ShatteredRaven77
PSN ID: ShatteredRaven77

Anyone feel free to add me and we'll hook up online bowling or somethin.

Lata, gotta review my code while I eat dinner.

Posted on 09.17.09 15:02 PM by Eric

Travis~

1 more thing...

Yes, I LOVE that Kenneth SHARTS all over the place. But it'd be really cool if that sound was captured during the replays and/or in the YouTube replays.

But the more sharting the better. hahaha...

2 fingers to stanktown!~

Posted on 09.17.09 15:04 PM by Eric

i just found out my uncle brice got injured in iraq today. everyone say a pray for him.

Posted on 09.17.09 15:57 PM by DO2K03

Sorry to hear man.

Our thoughts are with you and your loved ones.

The Shattered Raven & Family

Posted on 09.17.09 17:06 PM by Eric

TRAVIS THIS IS IMPORTANT!
I just re-read the official rules for the contest and it says 1 entry per person after you told us we could make more than 1 video. So whats the deal? Do I have to remove PAIN AXE Jarvis from the titles of my videos I don't want entered? PLEASE ANSWER THIS!

Posted on 09.17.09 17:26 PM by Al3xX_420

im guessing the troll comment was sarcasm at my idea, insinuating that i anoy him??

must have been cause of the whole bd patch thing.... oh well

*flaminDave*

Posted on 09.17.09 17:26 PM by

at leasti never bitched about the comp being US only, i read the rules day one and excepted it. if i was a shirt, i'll make one.

*flaminTroll*

Posted on 09.17.09 17:30 PM by

-was +want

Posted on 09.17.09 17:31 PM by

Travis have you even read the official rules?

Posted on 09.17.09 17:36 PM by Al3xX_420

@Al3xx
I was wonderin' why you were making so many. Rules clearly stated 1 per contestant. I was wondering why everyone was making so many.
All I can say is in the post it said "Read the rules so you don't disqualify yourself." I would assume more than 1 video equals disqualification. However, I'm sure judges will just go by your first video you posted with that title.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:37 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

The video made things a little confusing. It said post ALL your videos, plus it showed a pose not even in the game. I wouldn't sweat it too much. Your first one was quality and you're some good competition.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:39 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Al3xx

For the record, Travis never said we could post more than one. I read all the posts today. It was never mentioned.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:42 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz
Its all confusing. Especially when we ask Travis "can we only have 1 video entry?" and he says "no you can have more than 1" I may be paraphrasing but thats what he said. I just hope Youtube registers my title changes before noon on the 30th.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:44 PM by Al3xX_420

I gotta say though, in all fairness, anyone who posted more than one video SHOULD technically be disqualified.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:44 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

lol!
Dang kid keeps hitting enter one me. Shoulda been 2 posts. My bad.

Posted on 09.17.09 17:47 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Al3xx
Like I said man, I read all the posts from Travis and not one that I saw said we could have more than one video. That's why I only posted one.
I'm sure you won't be disqualified. Careful what you erase though cause like I said, I would imagine they would go off of the first video they saw. The contest RAN throughout the entire month even though it ends on the 30th. So once you posted a video PAIN AXE JARVIS, I'm sure that was your entry, ya feel me? Don't sweat it though, your videos were top notch. You got some very mutant skills bro!

Posted on 09.17.09 17:53 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz
He did say that. I just found it in the Smooth Princess Knockin' thread

"So can I only put up one video? I put one up around 1:00 am PST so hopefully I'm in the first 250. It's nothing too special, but at least it isn't just a simple pits to chesty with no style.

Posted on 08.30.09 00:07 AM by srart"


"@Srat: No, you can enter more than one video.


Posted on 08.30.09 09:12 AM by travis williams"

Posted on 09.17.09 18:01 PM by Al3xX_420

I NEED TO KNOW TRAVIS! SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU OR SONY? WHO'S RUNNING THE CONTEST? I THOUGHT YOU KNEW STUFF?

Posted on 09.17.09 18:03 PM by Al3xX_420

I didn't go back to that post. However, I do remember reading that when he posted it. I assumed he was saying you can post both a video for the AXE trophy as well as one for the contest basically meaning your contest video didn't have to include that trophy.

Posted on 09.17.09 18:06 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I could be wrong though!

Posted on 09.17.09 18:07 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

He said "no you can ENTER more than one video"

Posted on 09.17.09 18:08 PM by Al3xX_420

not "you can UPLOAD more than one video"

Posted on 09.17.09 18:08 PM by Al3xX_420

Damn Travis you stressed me out and made me forget that House was coming on. Now I gotta download the bit torrent. If I go to prison for piracy its your fault!

Posted on 09.17.09 18:24 PM by Al3xX_420

@Al3xX_420

The OFFICIAL contest rules clearly say "one entry per person". You might want to read the rules again in the Axe "Do the Move" Blog. They probably will pick the first one they see with your name on it.

Travis said that comment before the official rules were up. The Admin even says to check the rules to avoid being disqualified.

Posted on 09.17.09 19:20 PM by QCVic

I know. I just didnt read the rules thoroughly until tonight. Since I started making my videos I "knew" I was allowed to make more than 1 because Travis said so. Now I need to know what I'm supposed to do about all my entries. Do I remove PAIN AXE Jarvis from the ones I don't want entered? Or do I remove it from all but my first entry? PLEASE LET ME KNOW TRAVIS!

Posted on 09.17.09 19:34 PM by Al3xX_420

@Travis,

I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound..but...I can blow em up, watch em crumble in front of my feet and as I admire my handy work, I smoke a cig as I walk OVER the pile...

I can't lift 500lbs with 1 arm...but I can pull the arm of a 1 armed bandit less then 500 times and win 17,428 nickles..
(nickle slots in Atlantic City in August woo hoo..seriously no sh!t..lol.!)

But, I can crush anyones head including yours using only 1 hand as I put it between my thumb and pointer finger and I continualy squeeze them together repeatedly!

Laughing

Titanium Haskell!

oh..
@Juggz
So since I am on my PS3 a lot, it's UBER LAME of me only NOW commenting on getting Andy Dick?

No. NOT paying attention and knocking someone when they JUST find out about something, THAT IS UBER LAME

1. Hmm let's see..since he was announced as the next character, have you seen my make 1 post about it? Ummm noooooooooooooo

2. And since I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE in a while, and he was announced WHILE I WASN'T HERE means what?

It MEANS, that even if I was on my PS3 24/7, (and I haven't been), it does not mean I would know he was now in PAIN! Especially IF I haven't seen, nor read any message boards, or read any blogs where he was announced as a new character in PAIN....
.....and.....
since I am only now, N-O-W catching up on a lot of things, that makes many things BRAND NEW TOO ME, HENCE why that WAS the absolute FIRST comment I have made about him being in PAIN.

Got it Co cheesemo?

Haskell to the 10th Power of the Nth Degree

Posted on 09.17.09 21:29 PM by Hello Hello

@ TRAVIS WILLIAMS
DUDE SERIOUSLY Y DONT U RECOGNIZE MY EXSITANCE I KEEP ASKING AND ASKING YOU PLEASE WATCH MY VID AND TELL ME WAT U THINK IM LOSING HOPE WATCH MY VID ITS NOT LONG AT ALL ITS SHORT AND SWEET AND GETS TO THE POINT

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 09.17.09 21:57 PM by peter

lol all this stressing cause i staeted that i read the rules from day one, did anyone else read them? they aint gonna go giving a big TV out to a cheater who posted more then one entry if its in the rules, theres no point saying "but travis said i could, rules are rules. give it to the person who put all there effort into one video....

Posted on 09.17.09 22:02 PM by dave

Thanks dave, I thought I earned it. LOL!

Posted on 09.17.09 22:32 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Juggs for the TV!

Posted on 09.17.09 22:34 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Haskell
It's call PLAY THE GAME! Don't read the blog, PLAY THE GAME! That's why people post on this board, because they PLAY THE GAME! It would matter if you were on your ps3 because, it takes less than 5 minutes to boot up the game and see what's new. When is the last time you even played pain?

Posted on 09.17.09 22:36 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@peter
Dude, he hasn't commented on ANYBODY's video. CHILL OUT!

Posted on 09.17.09 22:38 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@DO2K03 ....well done sir , what kind of sick multiplier was that ....??

Posted on 09.18.09 02:15 AM by

i forget, i used buzz, n i paid more attention to the score and where i was going. it was well over 150 i belive. anything that helps you move, does help also. and pink things help as well. there everywhere. i'm still figuring out the knight at the museum.

Posted on 09.18.09 02:23 AM by DO2K03

i forget, i used buzz, n i paid more attention to the score and where i was going. it was well over 150 i belive. anything that helps you move, does help also. and pink things help as well. there everywhere. i'm still figuring out the knight at the museum.

Posted on 09.18.09 02:23 AM by DO2K03

@travis

i too was under the assumption i could make all the vids i want... but if i can use only one could i please use this one?
www.youtube.com/watch
cause what happens to the mime was a one in a million shot... and if i'm disqualified atleast tell me so i can go back to making spunky vids.

Posted on 09.18.09 05:07 AM by joseph

@ron and juggz

i'm sorry if my information was wrong... i was going by that huge diagram on the building next to the coral essex hotel and the double pits to chesty tv commercial... they look like the L2 square pose.

Posted on 09.18.09 05:13 AM by joseph

charles bronson would be another awesome add-on.

Posted on 09.18.09 06:16 AM by DO2K03

You guys are all disqualified, Juggs wins.

Posted on 09.18.09 06:21 AM by Vyrastas

WOW..how many people post on this board? Now hoe many people made vids wanting to win a shirt..now how many are just SNAPPIN at Gneral T. Williams and co.?


it reminds me of sooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
oooo-(to infinity)
many former JACKOFFS who would snap and snap AND SNAP JUST as hard, or worse, all because they posted some lame idea and started screaming at Travis and co.
"I posted a idea last week, or 2 weeks ago, and YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED OR COMMENTED ON IT!! I'M WAITING!!

I mean, it's not like the guy has a job to do or anything..or the guy only has OTHER responsibilities BESIDES PAIN...and it's not like the guy has to watch HUNDREDS of videos, and some more then once

i mean jeez...

WILL YOU FU#$ING RELAX HE'LL WATCH YOUR STINKIN VIDEO WHENEVER HE DECIDES TOO, AND MAYBE, MAYBE HE'LL COMMENT ON IT, IF HE FEELS THE NEED TOO...

JUST TAKE A DAMN PILL ALREADY AND PIPE DOWN....

Haskell JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Posted on 09.18.09 06:39 AM by Hello Hello

hello , this is the bottom of the comments , LAST!!!!

Posted on 09.18.09 07:59 AM by Ron

@Ron
not any more

Posted on 09.18.09 08:14 AM by THitter

Yup.

Posted on 09.18.09 08:30 AM by lorine

hey Travis are the new avatars still set for october? wouldnt be surprise If they got pushed again...

Posted on 09.18.09 08:36 AM by Captain_Fury

In my opinion, if there WAS a problem with people making multiple vids, an official would have made an announcement back in the first week of the contest. As I see it, Travis IS an official by default and since he said we could, all is fair game.

Posted on 09.18.09 08:52 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron
I doubt it will be like that. I just can't get over the fact that Travis said we could make more than 1 video wheather it was before or after the official rules were set, and still didn't say anything after people started posting multiple PAIN AXE Jarvis videos. Well he's not gonna post today so none of us who posted multiple videos are gonna know what to do...

Posted on 09.18.09 09:45 AM by Al3xX_420

@Ron
I disagree bro. There was never an official comment about the pose changing but....it was changed. Also, it was clearly stated "Read the rules so you don't get disqualified."It's a grand prize worth $1,000. You gotta earn it. Part of that includes reading the OFFICIAL RULES! You don't read um your screwed. Even if Travis said you could post more than one video it don't matter. It's not a legal contract/document, The contest rules however are. The rules were short & simple. ONE ENTRY PER CONTESTANT, make it funny and/or skilled, post with "PAIN AXE Jarvis" in the title!! THAT'S IT!! If you can't follow rules, you can't win...period.

Posted on 09.18.09 09:49 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis
Is there a patch in the works for Museum STM? The damn elevator's always broken. Either it wont go up, open, or stay open 7 outta 10 games. I can't even play it anymore because it kills my runs like it was pepto bismal! I made some videos that I could upload if it would be helpful.

Posted on 09.18.09 09:56 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Vyrastas / Slammin
Your support is sincerely appreciated!!!

Posted on 09.18.09 10:01 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Well, either way....I made some vids, check them out, laugh, cry, get angry, kill a baby. I don't care. I put alot of time into them and that's that. At this point, I am tired of it all. All the grey areas make me want to slit my wrists. I don't care if I am disqualified for using the wrong pose or submitting multiple entries. Too late to care. I am done making vids. They can take em or leave em. It would be a bit disheartening to be disqualified but whatever. Thats what crappy marketing and loose words get ya.

PEACE

Posted on 09.18.09 10:07 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron
No matter what your vids were sweet! PERIOD! I highly doubt you'll be dq'd but who knows. I don't see how anyone could win if they didn't follow the rules, at least the grand prize. Then again we both know the PAIN team works in mysterious ways. GOOD LUCK TO ALL!

Posted on 09.18.09 10:34 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Peter - Stop embarassing yourself dude. Travis has to watch HUNDREDS of videos whether they are GREAT or LAME and WEAK. He has not commented on ANYBODY'S video. Why should yours be any different? You are going to end up in the Lucas bin with that behavior.


@Juggs - What's up homie. Your video has to be one of the top seeds so far... SO FAR.

Stay tuned bro ;-P

Posted on 09.18.09 12:36 PM by obscured

I agree with obscured, based on the handful of videos I've seen.... yours is truly the most inspired. You have my vote based on what I've seen. GET THIS MAN A TV!

Posted on 09.18.09 12:59 PM by Patrick

@Obscured
Am I sensing a new obsy video? Is so, take it easy on me bro, you already got a bomb a$$ telly!!!

Posted on 09.18.09 12:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Obscured
Am I sensing a new obsy video? If so, take it easy on me bro, you already got a bomb a$$ telly!!!

Posted on 09.18.09 12:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - C'mon man, I heard you the first time!... And er um, I don't be recollectin' you visiting the pad. If we partied - I must have blacked out because I do not remember you seeing me tely!

Posted on 09.18.09 14:10 PM by obscured

Damn PS3 double posted on me. lol. I remember you saying you had like a 60" plasma or something a while back.

Posted on 09.18.09 14:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ obscured
thanks for being a anal retentant asshole
duke

Posted on 09.18.09 15:00 PM by peter

peter, stfu...

Posted on 09.18.09 15:14 PM by Al3xX_420

@peter - Lol! Your statement would make a bit more sense without the anal retentant part. And for the record - you're welcome!

Hey I have a riddle for you: What's another name for the male johnson?

Give up yet?

It's peter.

Posted on 09.18.09 15:24 PM by obscured

@obscured
LMAO!

Posted on 09.18.09 15:33 PM by Al3xX_420

@Juggs - A 60" plasma? Cha... I WISH!!! I think you are referring to a comment I made a while back about a player named GeneralMurder. We played horse and he was complaining that my camera control was making him seasick on his 65" plama lol! He then demonstrated 'the correct way'. He then got worked. He then disconnected!

P.S. - Nice try on the sympathy vote though bro! (let's see now... you have a young toddler and play PAIN on a 3 inch lcd. I, as the story is told, own La Jolla beachfront property in sunny San Diego and play PAIN inside a specially designed, state of the art 15 foot diameter Video Sphere simulator developed by my personal team of NASA scientists, originally scheduled for a winter 2075 release - just in time for Christmas shoppers! O

Posted on 09.18.09 15:47 PM by obscured

@obscured
Yeah that's the comment I was referring to. I though you said you had a big plasma too. Not the best memory though. Anyway, I don't have an lcd tv. I have a 13" tube tv dude. I was fortunate to play PAIN on an LCD at my cousins a few times and it blew my freakin' mind. That's how PAIN is meant to be played. The definition of the whale poop was mind boggling.
Yes, it's true I do in fact have a toddler, but..I'm now a father of two. Well, kinda. Gotta girl do Jan. 1st. I know her young, fragile, developing eyes would LOVE having some HD LCD to watch Babyfirst Tv on. Plus my boy loves him some Yo Gabba Gabba! lmao! He deserves the best. That's why he's got a 19" tv in his room!! (That and it has a built in dvd player) He misses his hd.
(Now that's sympathy)

Did I even need it? You don't need that tv with that fine nasa structure you got goin' on there!

Posted on 09.19.09 00:13 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Now that the new psp-go is coming out tommorow, how bout the idol team make pain portable??? or is that what the secret project is?? if this cant be done, can you make it playable via remote play via ps3, some other games work lie that

Posted on 09.19.09 00:15 AM by

psp-go!!!

Posted on 09.19.09 00:34 AM by Trevor

pspgo..AWAY! How can a company downgrade a product and try to sell it for $50 more than the older/better product?!?!?

Posted on 09.19.09 01:00 AM by TonyB

i just got my slim'n'lite psp 3000 recently so im not upgrading, or should i say downgrading? smaller screen?? wtf??

Posted on 09.19.09 01:09 AM by

Agreed! PLUS... the PSP-4000 is the next model to be coming out after the PSP-GOes away, or has been around for a while. Not everyone is going to be happy about rebuying all their UMD's and ish like that.

The dude from Kotaku or whatever that site is, who let everyone know about the PS3 Slim Rumors and other rumors, which were 100% true, also mentioned in the past that the PSP-4000 is going to be the next PSP model, aside from the PSP-GO away.

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 09.19.09 02:50 AM by Eric

yea i have a psp-2000 and i would much rather have a 3000 than a PSPgo. the only cool thing about it is its 16gig HD but current psp owners are much better off just buying a couple 8gig memory sticks.

Posted on 09.19.09 03:37 AM by Al3xX_420

I may be joining a few of guys in the ''Broken Ps3 Section''

my ps3 got the Red flashing light , but sony have given me a few ideas to try to fix it , so i can only hope

if not then its gonna be a 250gb ps3 slim for me

Posted on 09.19.09 10:58 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

the psp go is obvs a bad idea , but the thing is its still not out yet , none of us hav played one yet , i dont think we should say its that bad yet

it has all its downgrades and stuff , and if you all ready got a psp then its a total waste of time , but its for new custormers and tht , so maybe dont diss it that much, YET !!

i like the idea of it all being downloads , but i still not getting 1

Posted on 09.19.09 11:01 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I'm rocking a PSP-1001 and will stay with that until it dies. I think it's superior to any of the other models that have come out since. The newer ones seem to use cheaper parts.

Posted on 09.19.09 11:24 AM by Vyrastas

@Travis and all...

So I am wathcing ESPN News when I hear.. "Double Pits to Chesty"..i look over, and it's a commercial for AXE.

It shows a skateboarder, skating of course, a golf cart is going towards him, and the skateboarder OLLIES the golf cart, while in the air, he sprays both his arm pits, lands, skates forward, stopping in front of two girls.

The announcer says double pits to chesty.....then he says, as the web site link appears on the TV, to go to :

doublepitstochesty.com to see other
"Double pits to chesty videos"

So I went to the site, and it's AXE Web site on You-Tube and it has 5-6 videos for the Double Pits To Chesty slogan.

@ Travis,
I would contact AXE and tell them, or ask them to add the PAIN Contest video's to the site!

That way, everyone who see this commercial on TV, when they go to the site, they see the other AXE commercials, AND, they would see the PAIN video's as well.

This way, however many thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even millions of people who do go check it out, will now see our PAIN playerss video's doing the "DPTC" move.

It benefits BOTH companies, players of PAIN with the AXE contest, and product, and the AXE users with the PAIN Video game.

PAIN IS now being advertised to that many MORE people. When they see the PAIN videos, they will wonder what PAIN is, and search for it online

It's a great marketing move, and your continuing to advertise for AXE, and in return AXE puts up the PAIN videos, giving you cross media advertising.

Plus, you get the PAIN game "word" out to that many more people.

I'd contact them T..it's a WIN WIN!

Haskell

Posted on 09.19.09 18:17 PM by Hello Hello

@Vyrastas - I'm rockin an original fatboy PSP myself! (a white one I bought in Japan) It just feels better in my hands... I had a 2000, but it felt like a toy, so I gifted it to a nephew.

@Liam - True that I have not held one yet, but they are on store shelves now. The darn thing is too small for my big hands anyway, and why anyone would prefer a smaller screen is beyond me.It's also worth noting that the pspgoaway uses a different memory stick, so that's really a bummer if you have about 100gb worth of MSDuo's like I do.I'm a Sony whore (TV, Digicam,Vidcam,Home Theatre system, E-reader, PSP, PS1, PS2, PS3,BR drive and others) and I still can't see a single good reason to by this thing...

Posted on 09.19.09 18:19 PM by TonyB

well the contest is closed. and thanks our own ignorance, and no help from travis, decepticreep, ron, do2, and I are fucked...

Posted on 09.19.09 20:39 PM by Al3xX_420

Wow..it's finally over. Good luck everyone!!!
GREAT VIDEOS!!

Posted on 09.19.09 21:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

We have till midnight fellas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiowJPG2_3k

Posted on 09.19.09 21:47 PM by obscured

lol Eb games Australia (biggest gaming retailer here) is refusing to stock the psp-go due to the lack of a umd drive and potential software sales loss

Posted on 09.20.09 00:31 AM by

Another great video from Obsy, but no Floyd to listen to. That one is great for your entry. LOL for the focus on Muffy, did u see that "look" on her face, I used it in my vid also.

Just noticed my skill level is completely reset, 0 games, skill level 1.

I feel like a noob all over. Travis, haven't you guys looked into this?

cronos1515

Posted on 09.20.09 00:41 AM by Rick

damn i guess noone read the rules thoroughly. the contest was open until 12pm today not 12am tonight.

Posted on 09.20.09 01:00 AM by Al3xX_420

Travis isn't here at the moment. Please leave your complaint/question on the blog and he'll ignore it. BEEEEEP!

Posted on 09.20.09 01:09 AM by Al3xX_420

1 game of FWE and my skill level went up:

1 Game Skill Level 100

cronos1515

Posted on 09.20.09 01:22 AM by Rick

@cronos
yea its wierd huh? it saves your skill level but not your game count. but thats not the only problem with the online profile. sometimes i get counted with a disconnect when i get disconnected on. and every time someone disconnects on me in horse i lose 2 skill points.

Posted on 09.20.09 01:49 AM by Al3xX_420

Thanks cronos, she looks like a screa... well, like she's quite vocal. ;-P

Ok so this is from the "Official Rules"

Quote:
Contest begins on 09/01/2009 at 12:01am (PST) and ends 09/30/2009, 12:00pm (PST). All entries must be received no later than 09/30/2009. One entry per person.
End quote

It does say it ends at 12:00 pm today. THEN it says "all entries must be recieved no later than 9/30/2009." (I know, you just read that. I'm illustrating a point!) - which would be 11:59 pm tonight, the 30th.
So which is it? Who the hell ends a month long contest , starting at 12:01 am on the 1st, at 12:00 pm on the last day? - 12 hours shy of "all month". Why 12:00pm? So you can post the results by 5:00pm. That's gonna be a negative capn'. No rhyme or reason.

Whatever. It's out of my hands now. I'm not gonna get too worried about it. I like my vid but in the end it's all subjective. Good luck to everyone who put a decent effort in.

On a COMPLETELY different, and MUCH LESS stressful note, I'm a believer of actions over words, and I never solicit accolades (for high scores at least) BUT - I just noticed my high score (798) in Museum FWE painful tonight.
Bfd right? Run along, high score boy, right? No, hold on - I got that score offline OVER A WEEK AGO!
I blew that score off a week ago figuring I must not have exited correctly or some bug bs going on. It was the third time I had #1 in that mode without it posting.
But I should add that The_Stone_Man told me he got over 1,000 in the same mode and it never posted. I need to give him credit.


Posted on 09.20.09 04:00 AM by obscured

F**K MY LIFE...

Posted on 09.20.09 13:09 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Just checked the store cos we get updated today in EU ......still NO dynamic theme for the EU jeeeezzzz.!!!!,,jesus christ its been in US for 2 weeks now ........oh well thats £1.50 towards some drugs then .....


Leeli67

Posted on 09.20.09 17:29 PM by

@Leeli67 - LOL! What do ya get for a pound and a half over there?

Posted on 09.20.09 18:29 PM by obscured

DON'T DO IT RON! We like ya bro!

Posted on 09.20.09 18:32 PM by obscured

Obsy, I haven't really played FWE Museum Plat. recently due to the fact that you stated it wasn't saving/posting your high score. On another note I have been playin' H&C Painful, the lag is gone, but the overhead camera still does not work when the timer runs out.

cronos1515

Posted on 09.20.09 19:45 PM by Rick

your not going to take away the ability to make and edit videos are ya ? or was that just for the contest ? hope not . i like making the videos , hoping for more tools like camera effects ( pan in/out) .

Posted on 09.20.09 22:54 PM by Ron

@Ron (the mortal not the diety)
the replay editor has been around for about 10 months before the contest. they are not gonna take it away.

Posted on 09.20.09 23:20 PM by Al3xX_420

PAINBall cometh check out the screenshots

Posted on 09.20.09 23:48 PM by Slaminthelamb

Sorry I meant Pose of the week DOH!

Posted on 09.20.09 23:50 PM by Slaminthelamb

coool! it kinda looks like the speedier and oochier painlab.

Posted on 09.20.09 23:50 PM by Al3xX_420

yeah ron, the editors the greatest thing to happen to pain... in the last 10 months i actually stopped playing for high scores and trophys and now i play only to make funny replays(most of them about spunky).

Posted on 09.20.09 23:53 PM by joseph

So huh, I wonder when they'll announce a winner?

Posted on 09.21.09 01:26 AM by timeandspace

@joseph
Why so much hate for clowns? I love clowns!

@timeandspace
Same here!!

Posted on 09.21.09 01:41 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@timeandspace...

Probably shortly after they know who it is(Juggs) and have notified him(Juggs)...

Posted on 09.21.09 01:42 AM by Patrick

@Patrick
LMAO! I LOVE YOU MAN!! Hopefully they feel the same way you do!

Posted on 09.21.09 03:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Whenever I am gone for a while it means I am working on submissions. Which is what I am doing actually. We are in the final testing stages for the next round of content. That’s PANBall… A new Naughty Bit Mode… A lot of Launchable characters and I am trying to wrap up the PAIN winners from the contest. I am also working on something big you guys will see soon enough. It’s kinda busy here ever since Coke-San left me to work on his new stuff. I am still around. You haven’t gotten rid of me yet.

Posted on 09.21.09 03:17 AM by travis williams

@Travis
Holy cannoli! I didn't know Coke completely left being part of the PAIN team. I remember reading he was working on new things, but I didn't know he wasn't still part of the staff. WOW! Good luck to him!
Also,
Why is PAIN now PAN to you? Twice in one post! Eat more, you sound hungry. I got some ground beef in the pan right now, we're making tacos tonight!

Posted on 09.21.09 03:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

This Game is Awesome and cant w8 4 the stuff Keep up the good work. Here are my vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rShEPRQmTqQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRXeummYdY

Posted on 09.21.09 04:05 AM by matt

TACOS!!!!!!!!! Me want!! ME WANT!!!!!!

Posted on 09.21.09 06:11 AM by TonyB

bout time for me to purchase an add on . i only have downtown . what would anybody recommend i buy next? (

Posted on 09.21.09 06:45 AM by Ron

everything ron

Posted on 09.21.09 06:59 AM by

something big trav??? big like museum big or bigger??

Posted on 09.21.09 07:00 AM by

@Ron
EVERYTHING! Each one has their own unique features. If I had to pick just one, I don't know if I could. I could give you my 3 favorite so far aside from Downtown, and those would be Abusement Park, Sore Spots and the latest, the Museum. Nothing against Movie Studio, it's awesome, with a lot of cool stuff, but in my opinion doesn't compare to the rest. AP is absolutely gorgeous, fun, and you can almost go on forever. Sore Spots is a 2 for 1 deal with a lot of funny and cool stuff including some gut wrenchingly hilarious glitches that people have made videos of. The Museum has soooooo much crazy stuff going on it's ridiculous. It's hard to choose just one. They need to come out with a Bundle A.S.A.P.! They could wait till their done making stuff....but why? You can make one then too!

@Tony
Brewers game! BREWERS GAME!?!?!?!

Posted on 09.21.09 07:06 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - Yeah... any monday games left?

Posted on 09.21.09 07:56 AM by TonyB

OBSURED
i hope u know wat anal retentent means i reaky do a lot of people who i say it to think im talking about doggystyle

Posted on 09.21.09 10:59 AM by peter

@peter
what language are you speaking? you reaky do a lot of people doggystyle?

Posted on 09.21.09 11:12 AM by Al3xX_420

@Slamin

I don't think that is PAINball, I think that may be the new naughty bits.

Posted on 09.21.09 11:50 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron
I believe PAINball IS the new naughty bits

Posted on 09.21.09 12:00 PM by Al3xX_420

@ Al3xX_420

You beat me to it lol

@ Ron the heavenly being

Read Travis's comment again.

Posted on 09.21.09 12:06 PM by Slaminthelamb

I just want the new content so they can patch the existing levels as many in-game trophies cannot be unlocked!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.22.09 00:30 AM by

@TonyB
None in Milwaukee bro! Looks like you might have to make a special trip up here next year! Gives us more time to plan out a bomb ass tailgate bbq!

Posted on 09.22.09 01:24 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Ron

Yeah. Buying everything is worth it.

Posted on 09.22.09 01:34 AM by QCVic

@TonyB
Haha yeah the newer PSP models feel like junk, my nephew has one and it reminds of the Transformer toys they make now - cheap plastic that falls apart easily. Whatever happened to real sturdy ones I had as a kid?

@Ron
If you can only buy one, get Abusement Park.

Posted on 09.22.09 02:08 AM by Vyrastas

@Ron
If you play a lot of Fun With Explosives then don't buy Abusement Park as it doesn't contain that game.

I still don't understand the reasoning behind that decision.

Posted on 09.22.09 04:34 AM by THitter

@Travis

Are you working on Twitter and PSN Friends updates yet?
Two things I'd like to see from Pain is the updated PSN Friends playing status like Need For Speed where it updates the Friends ares with where they are in the game.
Same with Twitter. See Uncharted for ideas on the best way to not have to many tweets.

Posted on 09.22.09 04:38 AM by THitter

@Everyone: Sorry that was a typo. It’s PAINBall not PANball. PAINBall is a multiplayer game for 2-4 players. It’s my favorite multiplayer game in PAIN now. So I think everyone will enjoy it. I would be shocked if you guys don’t agree with me. I have also been busy fighting with designers over sheep. They know who they are. The new Naughty Bit has a lot to do with Ooching and velocity. (Let the speculation begin!)


@THitter: We are trying to see what kind of social networking hooks we can add to PAIN. We have been on that task for a few weeks now. This is high on my list of things to do.


@Juggz: Yeah Coke is on two new Products. I can tell you he is helping with ModNation Racers. The other title I am not sure is announced yet. When it does I will link to it. I am sure a few people on this site would be interested in checking it out.

Posted on 09.22.09 06:02 AM by travis williams

Travis, Are you close to chosing a winner?

cronos1515

Posted on 09.22.09 06:20 AM by Rick

@Slamin & Al3xX

I did, I think the '...' that he used are substitutes for commas. It should have read like he was talking about three separate things, PAINball, Naughty Bits & launchable characters. But then again, I may just as well be wrong. But I don't think I am.

Posted on 09.22.09 06:36 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@RON: Is right….He ain’t God. But he’s not wrong.

PAINBall: New Mode… 2-4 Players locally or over a network.
New Naughty Bit Mode… Oooches, Velocity… Single Player
New Characters… Celebs, New Outfits (existing characters)

Posted on 09.22.09 07:29 AM by travis williams

@ TRAVIS

Sup dude.. what did you think about my idea for you contacting AXE and having them put the PAIN Players Dbl Pits to Chesty" videos on their site for some cross advertising?

I think it's a great idea of course..one because i thought of it -shocker lol.
but also because it IS a great idea and excellent business plan..

thoughts?

El Haskell Nino

Posted on 09.22.09 07:44 AM by Hello Hello

No more Coker makes me sad Frown

Posted on 09.22.09 07:56 AM by jasonmc

@TRAVIS

BTW Having Coker-Coker Cabana leave ya is BS.. YEAH i understand it's maybe in his best interest for personal reasons, i get that, and yeah he's helped a lot, and yeah he's a good friend and all but...

come on..could he have left when you guys were NOT in the process of really taking PAIN to a whole new level?

We don't know what goes on behind the scenes most of the time, and that's fine, but it is clearly evident that coming up on the 2 year anniversary, PAIN is just now hitting it's stride, AND the shit is about to hit the fan(in a GOOD WAY)...

but more importantly it's about to really come into it's own.

Step 1 of that was getting the into the AXE promotion...that was ingenious.

Step 2 of that would be even more special IF they included some of the video's everyone is making on their AXE (Dbl pits 2 chesty) web site!
Which to me is brilliant because PAIN would now reach gamers who haven't tried PAIN, and the non gamers who would see the videos.

Even if during one of their DPTC commercials there was a clip of Smooth Jarvis doing the DPTC move, and maybe adding the "fart pose move" would make people laugh, and really wonder, what the heck was that?

Being so curious as to what that cartoon chracter was that they saw in the commercial they'd go to the DPTC web site and find out that it's a PS3 video game..Now those hundreds of thousands plus people would see PAIN for what it really is...

Sorry for making this so long and somewhat repetitive, but that's the business side of me popping out and wanting the obvious, PAIN to become massively successful because after almost 2 years, it still is somewhat of a unknown..

CEO Haskell the Advertsing guy of Common Sense

Posted on 09.22.09 08:03 AM by Hello Hello

@jasonmc
I agree man! It always made me laugh when he would comment. He's a cool mofo!

Posted on 09.22.09 08:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ The one and only all powerful God they call Ron

Forgive me father for I have sinned Please excuse my jumping down your throat to tell you YOUR WRONG coz you wasn't innit.
Sir you have my apology.

Posted on 09.22.09 08:19 AM by Slaminthelamb

Coke isn’t dead just getting more responsibilities. Everyone should be congratulating him on making some moves and becoming a bigger better producer. Sheesh. And I didn’t tell you what he was working on SO EVERYONE CHILL! WOW…

Making me feel inadequate now. Maybe I shouldn’t post for a few weeks. That’ll teach yas!

Posted on 09.22.09 08:38 AM by travis williams

@Haskell
Seriously dude, shut up, and play the f'n game already!! Maybe get at least 1 psn trophy? How many hours of PAIN have you played in the last year? My guess is .0125!!

Posted on 09.22.09 09:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Haskell
And btw, it's only unknown to you because you don't ever play it, just read and write about it.
I don't know if you missed this,
BUT PAIN WAS THE MOST DOWNLOADED GAME IN PSN HISTORY!!!
Sorry dude, not to get mad but it's been a long time coming. It drives me absolutely insane when someone posts and posts and posts but doesn't play the damn game. In my opinion YOU SIR, are the Blog Troll they are developing as a launchable. You are a poser and crave pity and attention. PLAY THE DAMN GAME...then make a post! Geez Louise!

Posted on 09.22.09 09:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

on to better things!

CONGRATULATIONS COKE! STOP BY AND SAY HI SOMETIME!!!

Posted on 09.22.09 09:06 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis
GET OUTTA HERE! You had all them comments on the last post about how much people love you! FEEL THE LOVE...and announce the winners!

On a side note,
Anyone know why they would have severed Ted Williams head if the plan was to revive him in the future? I'm confused!

Posted on 09.22.09 09:10 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Juggz, Didn't they use his head for batting practice?

cronos1515

Posted on 09.22.09 09:15 AM by Rick

@Rick
YES!!! WITH A MONKEY WRENCH! I just read it, that's why I'm so confused. Why would they even sever the head to begin with?

Posted on 09.22.09 09:25 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT????

Ted Williams?
Beheading?
Monkey wrench?
FUTURE????

Posted on 09.22.09 09:40 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Nevermind, I just wiki'd it...crazy shits! Kind of Ed Gein-ish if you ask me.

Posted on 09.22.09 09:45 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@RonGOD
Yes, it does have a Wisconsin feel to it!

Posted on 09.22.09 10:19 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Any chance they're working on a third abusement park layout? Its unlikely but I've found myself coming back to that level a lot recently and thought it would be pretty nice.

I don't know how many more new characters I can take! I'll need to start playing PAIN full-time to justify purchasing all of them! Better re-design that character selection screen again. Oh and get Kenneth back to do another one of those new character videos. Smile

Posted on 09.22.09 10:24 AM by pick-e

that reminds me the character bios should come back. its nice to know a little backstory to the characters we launch.

Posted on 09.22.09 10:53 AM by Al3xX_420

BCB WITH TECH N9NE NOVEMBER 7TH IN MILWAUKEE!!! YEAH!

Posted on 09.22.09 11:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis

I think the contest introduced the replay editor to many who never have used it before. It's a very nice tool but there is much room for minor improvements with user interface.

Such as:

When you finish editing you shouldn't have to 'quit editor', go to main menu and start over again. Give us the simple option of returning to our replay files.

and...

When I save a bunch of short replays for a video project I have to start at the top of my list and hit x x x x x x... till it scrolls to my selection. Right now I have about 40 or more and it puts new replays all the way at bottom. So I'm pressing x 40 or more times each time I have to return to the replay list. Can't we just press and hold 'down' for that?

as well as...

Can we have more than 12 or whatever character spaces for naming replay files? Sometimes I'm doing things where I save a replay just to use a small part of it and I need to title it clearly so I don't have to keep watching the same one if I'm looking for a specific replay.

There are other ways to improve on it but these would make it more user friendly and I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be difficult.

Thanks, obsillicus curedactyl

Posted on 09.22.09 11:08 AM by obscured

@Travis
said "We are trying to see what kind of social networking hooks we can add to PAIN"

So your twitter account is?
mines: http://twitter.com/TimHitchings
and your facebook page is?
mines: http://www.facebook.com/TimHitchings

I use twitter to post to my facebook account.

Posted on 09.22.09 11:21 AM by THitter

@ Travis
I'm glad Coker is doing his own thing now. That just means he has been successful in the things he has done including PAIN. I personally think both of you rock. Pain will continue to be great with or without Coke, but it is kinda sad to lose part of the PAIN family.

Posted on 09.22.09 13:47 PM by jasonmc

You won't catch me dead twitting. Sorry man, I just don't twit. No facehead or fartbook or whatever neither. Facefart, bookface, fartlip... none of that. Fartsmell, facecrap ... that's a negative.

But by all means man... go right ahead. ;-P

Posted on 09.22.09 13:55 PM by obscured

I'm thinking of starting a Pain club in Home is anyone interested?

Posted on 09.22.09 15:02 PM by jasonmc

Obsy, I'm with you on the twitting,etc. not in this lifetime.

cronos1515

Posted on 09.22.09 15:14 PM by Rick

Love the game . Only one thing though.... It needs more COW BELL !!

Posted on 09.22.09 16:05 PM by Ron

thers already a pain facebook page with 154 members, just type pain ps3 in search bar

Posted on 09.22.09 16:14 PM by dave

noone talks on it though, the last post was mine back on august 15 enquiring bout BD probs till i found this blog

Posted on 09.22.09 16:16 PM by dave

Al3xX_420
you just displayed a perfect example of being anal retentant in that last comment i accedentely pressed k instead of l nowu think im i speak a wierd lanuge thanks you are perfect example of a anal retentent young man {i make alot of typosbecause ny keyboard is 17 years old and the bottons resond very slowly} also in that last comment my coma mark didnt respond

Posted on 09.22.09 18:54 PM by peter

wut aru takin bout .
looks {like is time fer new keebord lo;l

Posted on 09.22.09 19:30 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Am I still allowed in here? Here's my video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqNJvwZNC4

Enjoy!

Posted on 09.22.09 19:44 PM by Leo Da Lyon

@jasonmc : club idea its good and i think it could work and for that reason .....im in

Leeli67 -billionaire-

Posted on 09.23.09 01:38 AM by

hmmm you already have a ron here . how do i go about changing my name and most importantly if i change my name it wont affect my stats will it ?

Posted on 09.23.09 03:09 AM by Ron

@Travis

o.O celebrities

Posted on 09.23.09 11:35 AM by lucas

@peter
You are aware you can get a keyboard for less than $10 right? You could probably even hit up a rummage sale, goodwill, or salvation army & get one for a buck. On a side note, I truly doubt your keyboard is 17 years old. I bet your keys just stick from OTHER things!! LOL!!!

Posted on 09.23.09 14:46 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

...possibly from a few rounds of STM while your ps3 was off. But that's all purely speculation.

I think a great addition to PAIN would be "Choke The Chicken" it would go well with STM. The mode would have chickens with longer necks that you would have to grab & put into some sort of container. There could be multiple containers. The smaller the container the bigger the bonus. Containers could include a KFC style bucket which would have the biggest bonus, & a fryer for a smaller bonus. Each time you grab the chicken by the neck, an egg pops out & splatters on impact. That would make for some great replays!!!

Posted on 09.23.09 14:55 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Wow, you gotta stop playing with that yellow rubber chicken that you squeeze and an egg pops out lol

Posted on 09.23.09 19:39 PM by lucas

@Obsy - Twitter is cool if you are a sports fan... I almost never post on it, but I follow about 30 NFL players, and you get some cool inside info and stuff there would be no other way of finding... You can find players from just about any sport you like and follow them, you don't have to contribute. I suggest giving it a try for any sports fan.

Posted on 09.23.09 19:43 PM by TonyB

hw bout crocodile dundee as a launchable! add another aussie to the mix! (buzz being fist aussie, Jason Donovan ex- soapie star in the 80's, well know over here for his role in "neighbors" maried to kylie minogue's charachter)


ozy ozy ozy!!

Posted on 09.23.09 20:19 PM by dave

ozzy would be sweet but I can guarantee WAAAAAY to expensive!

Posted on 09.23.09 20:58 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Tony - That's cool I like sports. I live less than a mile from the Chargers stadium. Still, I lack the urge to know when Ladanian took a crap 'that looked like Nessie' or whatever he's twitting. ;-P

Posted on 09.24.09 00:33 AM by obscured

...' naw freal it had a head, neck and a big hump comin out the water'

Posted on 09.24.09 00:37 AM by obscured

well now that the stressfull contest is over i can go back to making the videos i've wanted to make. videos featuring that crazy Russian space chimp Ivan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUe2kJH2KU

Posted on 09.24.09 03:03 AM by Al3xX_420

@Travis

Don't leave like coke did. Smile

Posted on 09.24.09 12:03 PM by lorine

@Juggz
hahaha ''Choke The Chicken'' that sounds brilliant , one of da best ideas ive ever read about on here , sounds sooo fun , and of corse idol minds would make it crazy cool & funny , i love the idea

Posted on 09.24.09 15:30 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@MutilatRJuggalo
my keyboard is very clean but i just figured out why its laggy anyway i dont need a new keyboard this one feels way better then the new ones to put it into perspective my enter button takes up alot of room on my keyboard its that old anyway im mad because i lost tai and travis williams wont give me a tip

Posted on 09.25.09 00:53 AM by peter

also i feel so bored i dont have pain museum i cant earn any trophies till i get i becausei got 62 perent in pain trophies and king of pain is realy hard and all the other trophies require another controller

Posted on 09.25.09 01:00 AM by peter

an ulternative to another controller is guitar for GH, or ps2 one, or you could just buy one

Posted on 09.25.09 03:48 AM by

@travis
will the sticky glitch in stiffstonian be fixed in the next big patch? im missing leaderboard competition in that layout. at least knight at the museum is still all good. or great... yea more like great.

Posted on 09.25.09 07:09 AM by Al3xX_420

Just in case you may have passed me by, here's my video link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqNJvwZNC4

Enjoy!

Posted on 09.25.09 10:04 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@Lucas
I wish I had one of those, sounds friggin sweet!!!

Posted on 09.25.09 13:49 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Nufcrule
Hell yeah! It would be cool if after you grabbed the chicken and you didn't hit anything, you could re-activate poses. Jarvis would be pullin off upside down helicopter slam sizzle dunks into the fryer. On the other side, if you were constantly ooching and slamming into stuff instead after the grab, the chicken could loose clumps of feathers on impact. That combined with the sounds they would add. I'm sure that mode would be a tear jerker!!

Posted on 09.25.09 13:57 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Lorine: I’m here for the duration. If I do “leave” PAIN it won’t be that kind of leave it will be a leaving as in a more supervisory role. I don’t see that happening for quite some time. You have me to deal with for the foreseeable future. At some point I will bring another person on but that’s my issue.

@Juggz: Blog posters are fickle. I am sure you guys will come up with a whole new reason to hate me soon enough. Even you have had your share of vitriol! Choke the Chicken eh? Hmmmmm

@PickE: Yes you do need to start playing more PAIN. Kenny has a new outfit made. We are doing some work in the Abusement Park, but I can’t tell you what it is yet.


@Obscured: I hear you on the replay issues. I will see what I can do about some of those issues but a lot of them are restrictions of our format.

@THitter: I don’t tweet. It’s really because I am sort of a hateful guy and if you followed me that closely you would see how much I hate the world. Stay tuned on what that comment of mine means. I just can’t say yet.

Posted on 09.25.09 21:21 PM by travis williams

@Travis

I havn't spent all that much time in Home but I noticed the poll regarding what Pain related stuff people would like to see in it.
I'm not sure if this has already been put forward but I have a possible idea for an apartment.-

* Could it be possible to have an appartment in the Hotel Coral Essex? I reckon it would be pretty cool to look out and see the giant bowling ball, or see the cars and taxis, builders etc going about their business as usuall.

Possible new launchable character?

* German 'adult entertainer'. - Buster Knut.

Posted on 09.25.09 21:24 PM by The_Probe

@Travis

I believe Kenny needs a girlfriend. We've got just about everything but a plus size female to toss about.

Posted on 09.25.09 21:28 PM by SuperGumby

The_Probe gets me thinking...

Make that a plus size German 'adult entertainer' for kenny...

Posted on 09.25.09 21:30 PM by SuperGumby

oooor...hmmmm
Kenny in pigtails

Posted on 09.25.09 21:32 PM by SuperGumby

@Travis

That's good to hear. PAIN would be pretty boring without you. You and coke made the posts enjoyable to read due to your little jokes and what not. Smile

Posted on 09.25.09 22:49 PM by lorine

@travis
we don't hate you, we constructively criticize you. Wink

Posted on 09.25.09 23:50 PM by Al3xX_420

What? You post Travis, and say nothing about the contest. Will you be picking a winner this week, month, year? Let us know something please!

Posted on 09.26.09 00:08 AM by timeandspace

@Travis
That was a really wierd post man. You make it seem like something bad is about to happen! But what? Your scarin' me Big T. As, far as the other thing, I aint been made at you or the team in a loooong time. You've had this game on the up & up for a while now and I'm lovin' it!!. Aint no need to reassemble the h8 squad...but you're right, we could once again rise if neccesary.

Posted on 09.26.09 00:31 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@SuperGumby
I LOVE FAT CHICKS!!!

Posted on 09.26.09 00:32 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Get Chong in PAIN. Just Chong. Believe me, if you approached him I know he would bounce at the chance. The poor guy's been doing bit parts here and there and 'That 70's Show' is finished. Give the guy a shot eh.

Launch lines...

Aw faarout man, I almost broke my neck!

I don't need drugs man... cuz I'm hooked on PAIN!

Posted on 09.26.09 02:57 AM by obscured

I completely agree with obscured. Tommy Chong would be absolutely fantastic in PAIN. Of course we need a stoner character and he would be the best choice for a celebrity stoner.

Posted on 09.26.09 11:21 AM by Al3xX_420

AGREED!!!

Posted on 09.26.09 12:42 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Chong.

Posted on 09.26.09 13:37 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Daves not here!

Posted on 09.26.09 15:46 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis

Online PAINalympics? Anything? Not even a titter? A whisper?

You should put Chong in reprising his role as Bob Bitchin from 'Let's Make A Dope Deal'. There are some great one liners in that bit. Also, Mr. T is a natural fit and you know it foo! Stay in vitamins and take your school!

Posted on 09.26.09 17:43 PM by Chris

i have another name for Probes saucy nazi...

"Helmut Hertz".....bit of a pain thing going on ......btw can some of you nancy boys add me cos the pain lobby on line is empty , ill track you down ...."leeli67"..much love

Posted on 09.26.09 18:09 PM by

CHONG!!

Posted on 09.27.09 00:06 AM by TonyB

and here's a post that Sony is sure to delete... Called a guy today to get some video content back on my new system that they missed when my old system died. The guy told me he was doing me a "favor" and a "one time courtesy" by re-autherizing my purchases. then he went off into some rant about me having no proof that I bought stuff. I calmly said, "excuse me" 4 times, before he stpd talking and when I said, giving me the content I've paid for isn't exactly doing me a favor and please, there is no reason for patronizing me (which he was) HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!! I never raised my voice or used any harsh, rude, crude, dirty or offensive language. Not a single word. This is the kind of service I get from a company that I spend thousands of dollars with? I hope a few people get to read this before it's deleted.

Posted on 09.27.09 00:15 AM by TonyB

@tonyb....

read.

Posted on 09.27.09 00:58 AM by Patrick

@TonyB
This seems to be more and more regular of late (last 8-10 mos). Seems like Sony will hire any ol' jackass to represent them to the masses that paid their bills. Not for nuthin', but both Juggz and I have had recent issues with Sony's Customer Service and I wish it were less commonplace. It certainly smacks of 'We have your monies and now go away'. Sorry it landed on you too.

Posted on 09.27.09 01:49 AM by Chris

Tommy Chong + any video game = immediate purchase for me!

@ TonyB: been there, recieved that 'favor'. Though I didn't get hung up on, the word 'favor' was definitly used.

@ Travis: contest information?

''Oh, that is a toothpick, man!''

Posted on 09.27.09 01:53 AM by timeandspace

"Naw man, it's half Maui Wowie and half Labrador."

Posted on 09.27.09 02:00 AM by Chris

@travis
oh your doing work in abusement park huh?
whatever this work may be, can you please involve spunky? i'm running outta ways to torture him in ct, ah and fwe... i need some fresh clown meat... and yes i do play games of fwe by myself just to mess with spunky.

Posted on 09.27.09 02:00 AM by joseph

@the probe
your coral essex idea rox... hope it happens.

@timeandspace
really good point dood.

Posted on 09.27.09 02:06 AM by joseph

and is the network all jacked up where you guys are too? Couldn't log in for a long time, now it says the PS Store is not available in my country/region...

Posted on 09.27.09 03:18 AM by TonyB

@TonyB: While I agree that’s no way to treat a customer the PAIN boards isn’t really a place where that post is going to do you any good. I don’t work for customer service. As a matter of fact when it comes to requests like the one you have I go through the exact same process. I would suggest you call back and ask for a manager of some sort. I always get the name of the people who I speak to first when I call customer service. They are less likely to “wild out” on you when you have their names. The only person who deletes posts on this site is me. I am not going to delete your comment I am just telling you that posting here isn’t doing you any good.


@TimeandSpace: I will start posting contest news as soon as next week. There are a LOT of entries.


@Chris: While I can’t speak for customer service I can assure you the “all your monies are belong to us” mentality is not some central Sony theme. I certainly don’t think that. If I did I wouldn’t respond to posts or comments. I think in every company you will have some bad apples. So while I can’t speak for the “jerks” that you both encountered I hope it doesn’t color your opinion of Sony as a whole. I tend to think I am pretty decent (and my co-workers are pretty dope too).

…and no Online Alympics yet. I am sure the thought of it makes my programmer Billy gnash his teefus.


@Lorine: Yeah I'm here for a while...

Posted on 09.27.09 03:23 AM by travis williams

@ Travis

So how about the Tommy Chong idea??

Posted on 09.27.09 03:28 AM by Slaminthelamb

"my dog ate my stash man. i had to follow him around with a little paper bag for 2 weeks before i got it back. it really blew the dogs mind!"

"we're smoking dog shit?!"

"it gets ya high don't it"

Posted on 09.27.09 04:04 AM by Al3xX_420

the playstation store is back up, it was onlky maintenance Tong

Posted on 09.27.09 06:30 AM by

PAIN avatars nao!

Posted on 09.27.09 09:33 AM by Captain_Fury

@ TRAVIS WILLLIAMS
i always wondered y pain has no platnum any reson im just wondering it'd be nice if you tell me but ya i wana know bro please i know its a stupid question

Posted on 09.27.09 09:42 AM by peter

cheech and chong would be awsome in pain there thee two best guys in history

Posted on 09.27.09 09:43 AM by peter

@Travis
I was not trying to imply that you were in any way responsible for Sony or bad service or any of that. Quite the contrary. You defy the norm with your openess and willingness to engage us. Big ups. I just wish that the crappy service wasn't an issue. I get that a machine that big has a lot of cogs, and people have bad days, but it has gotten to the point where almost everyone has a horror story about Sony's CSR's. They culd take a page outta your book fer sure.

Lord knows I don't wanna make teefs itch but Online Alympics seems mostly done with the rooms appearing for near on 3 months now. I just think it's the best (funnest?) mode yet, and can't wait to thump everybody at it.

Posted on 09.27.09 11:37 AM by Chris

*YAWN* I just had a 3 hour go in DT STM platinum club. I kicked that modes ass. 3 hours in i had 1500, just 50 under reaper's score of 1555 monkeys. then guess what i did. go ahead guess... i reset the damn level! oh yea thats what i did. 3 hours of spanking the F*** out those damn dirty apes and i got nothin to show for it. Its ok though I got that mode down to a science. Its nothin compared with Museum STM. I did a test run to see how long it would take me to get to 2000 monkeys. It took me 20 minutes to get 200 monkeys so it should take me about 3 1/2 hours to dethrone reaper. I'll get to it in a few days... reaper, step up or get got, im comin for that number 1 spot. scheme scheme, plot plot. lol.

Posted on 09.27.09 14:32 PM by Al3xX_420

@travis

can we get some hints on the new characters?

Posted on 09.27.09 14:54 PM by lorine

@Al3xx
damm that sux dood... watch some of my spunky vids if you need a laugh.

Posted on 09.27.09 15:20 PM by joseph

@Al3xX_420

I remember qb2b when he was new. Just finished clawing through his protective mutant birth sac then ate it and part of his arm - then watched it grow back as he crunched through the grissle of his own tendons. Heh, clumsy kid - mutant juice drisling off his ears and chin... SHATTERED the longstanding 10,000 SPANK record. Cindarella story - kid from nowhere style. SHATTERED it. (10,000 score courtesy Mortal_Sinner)

Anyhoo, aint none o' my beeswax but I think you may have just cancelled your own check. Enjoy the pre-strike!;-P


VOTE: *Tommy Chong for PAIN*
---'Here man take some of these!... ... ... ...
no wait man... don't take those...

Posted on 09.27.09 15:25 PM by obscured

@obscured
i know reaper can easily beat that score if he tried again but he hasnt had to yet. thats why i quoted ludacris "step up or get got im comin for the number 1 spot" lol. i already talked to him about his 3 or 4 day STM painful run which resulted in... what was it? somthin like 15k? yea thats sounds right.

Posted on 09.27.09 15:34 PM by Al3xX_420

@decepticreep
your spunky videos do put a pretty wide smile on my face. well its more like a painful grimace... lol.

Posted on 09.27.09 15:37 PM by Al3xX_420

@Al3xX_420-
Oh, so you came 50 monkeys under my score! What an accomplishment! Your the first to do that! And before I go any further , I'd like to mention that I've never spent more than two days on a monkey run. I always spank my sh*t in one sitting.
Also, have you seen the Museum STM leaderboards? Try beating that. Not something thats two years old.
So, you think you can beat 1,555 in STM Plat Club in D-Town? Huh? OK, kid, lets see what you've got. I'll double it, I promise.
I like you, man, you're my friend and all, I'm not trying to talk sh*t or anything, but you really think you can 'dethrone' me!? Haha! Lets see what you've got, little boy.

Posted on 09.27.09 23:37 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Anyone who has PAIN on the bluray disc.

My European bruthas an thithtas I come before you with a request, for the other day it had occurred to me - a fellow PAIN enthusi-ast.

It had occurred to me that the El Guapo/Herr Monstrum of all bugs - 'the missing trigger scandle' of Movie Studio's FWE Platinum mode' was still evading our head scratching crack ensemble of code cracking heroes - even as I type this bullsh*t up.

FYI 'missing triggers' - In MS FWE platinum mode you earn 1 glowing green 'trigger crate' every 15 consecutive boxes exploded. Exploding the (green) trigger crate will spawn more crates. Lather, rinse, repeat.

The trick to getting highest score is the timing of each relaunch. Assuming you have some time on the clock, relaunch immediately after earning a trigger crate. Relaunch at 30, not 33. Now you're at 45 crates and no time? Just keep alive and ooching til 60. Now you have time AND , if it's quiet/no booms, launch at the most isolated trigger.

Ok now everyone is on the same page regarding trigger crates , capice abundanza.

'Missing Trigger Crates' refers to sporadic yet numerous and omni-present ;-P instances where an earned trigger crate is announced on screen, yet never spawns in the level. It's simply not there. Once or twice... I could live with that. But 2,3 or more times in a row? Game killer that.

The Request: Did the 'missing trigger' issue get cloned onto your copy of PAIN bluray?

P.S. Not trying to tinkle in your cornflakes Travis but it's/you've been rather busy and it understandably may have gone to the cold cases file drawer. Btw haven't mentioned this recently but um... when someone consistently performs well , the less they hear this so... good job T!

Posted on 09.27.09 23:45 PM by obscured

@reaper
i guess dethrone was a bad choice of a word. please dont kick me in the balls and rip my heart out with your mutanish claws! but yea ill beat 1500. i havent quite got a hang of museum stm plat club yet though. but ill get there one day.

Posted on 09.27.09 23:46 PM by Al3xX_420

Hehe, nice! BRING IT ON!

Posted on 09.27.09 23:57 PM by qb2bTheReaper

qb2bTheReaper v Al3xX_420.......

Ding ding let the spanking commence gentlemen!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.27.09 23:59 PM by

- -
- *CANCELLED!*

* * - Insufficient Testes - * *





lol, sorry bro, I've never seen reaper salivate like that!

Posted on 09.28.09 00:05 AM by obscured

@obscured

The missing trigger crates issue, as caught on a replay up on YouTube, seems to occur when the crate disappears through the ground and Travis a while back stated that it was due to the Havok engine that they use.

I'm pretty sure therefore that this will not have been fixed in the Blu-Ray version otherwise it would be in the next update for us PSN'ers and since Travis & co have been very forthright about bugs that I have mentioned (and that are to be fixed in the next big update like Air Attack, Limp Wrists and Explode-A-Home) yet they fail to mention your main issue has been fixed....and hence it has not.

It would be nice for Travis to mention if they have found out anything more about their code and the interaction with the Havok engine that is causing the Trigger Crates issue!

Oh and obscured, not to cause offence but I was looking on all the Platinum Club scores on the leaderboards (I'm working on the Cratetastic one at the moment) and Patrick (paerley) is beating you on a FWE mode........are you not going to remedy that?

homerjnick

Posted on 09.28.09 02:25 AM by

@homerjnick - No offence taken mate! There are some loose ends to tidy but I'm not touching paerley's (score) in MS plat. He earned that fair n square but unless it's fixed I won't try. It destroys hope when you battle your way over 2,000 and missing triggers are your fate.

Right now I'd say Clockblocks is my fun as hell mode. It's repetitive but addictive as hell and I'm stoked. PSSST ADD MORE CASTLES!

Peas

Posted on 09.28.09 03:14 AM by obscured

@ Sir Obscured

Leave the Clockblocks alone please I am enjoying being at number 1 ( sorry Juggs )
Sir Obsy baby, I have been watching you creeping up the charts, Mate I'm worried about you too many No1's and you'll start to have a big head then you won't be able to get out the house

@ Sir Obscured

Look into my I's you are now in a hypnotised state please read the following in a chant type style

I DONT WANT TO PLAY CLOCKBLOCKS ANYMORE

( REPEAT 100 TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE FULLY BRAINWASHED)

Posted on 09.28.09 03:43 AM by Slaminthelamb

Getting worried Slaminthelamb? Smile Your fear is there to be seen!

homerjnick

Posted on 09.28.09 04:50 AM by

@homer/obsy...

that 2500ish score in MS was 99% luck.... let me tell you a story.

So I get home from work one day... was a bad day at work, had a meeting with the bobs and whatnot... anyways, I generally FWE away the bad times until I'm cheery, then move on with my day. I'll launch DT FWE Plat and try to get a good score, get maybe a hundred, get frustrated at a TC location(that damn one in the sewers you can't seem to get into), then move on to MS. I'll play MS until I get a missing trigger, then that's usually enough to want to move on. So I'm playing MS, and checking a new trigger shows up (or bonus crates shows up) every 15, chugging along, relaunching every 90-120 or so and *BAM* missing trigger. I was about to quit when I noticed my score. 1800 EVEN... That's when I realized 'crap, I can make a run at #1 here'. I didn't sit down shooting for Obscured. I knew I had the skill to get there, but the Damn TC issue had killed my hopes.

now, I've played a tonne of MS FWE since then, and I generally have 2-3 missing triggers before I hit 1K. in that 2500 run, no missing triggers until I was at 1800 was a freaking miracle...

so I continue, no biggie, but the heart is racing a little... I'm excited and getting a little sloppy, having been saved a number of times by crazy luck.... so I pause, walk away, have a Tall Caucasian (powdered creamer to boot...) and come back, calmed down, having come to grips with what's going on.

I keep ooching, keep relaunching, and I look up at my score. 2412, lots of crates left, and nary a problem with TCs appearing...

And it strikes.

The dreaded multiple missing TC issue, of EPIC proportions. I missed 5 straight TCs, until I was so low on crates that I couldn't even get 15 in one launch (rooftops here and there, I wasn't good enough yet to stay airborne).

I blew up EVERYTHING in the level. Every grab box, every tank, I launched and launched and launched SEARCHING for some magic trigger crate that would cause rain or something... no luck... the run was over.. just squeeked over obscured with the help of a TONNE of luck.

I agree with obscured's position on this now, Until the TC issue is fixed, I won't be making another run at a high score in MS. If someone dethrones me, so be it, I will give them props, they earned it, and let it stand until the MS FWE bug is fixed. It's obvious from the leader boards that the TCs stopping showing is pretty sharp at around 800 crates.

Posted on 09.28.09 05:51 AM by Patrick

@Patrick

A great story and interesting that you got so far without the issue occuring...but to get 5 missed in a row then sucks big time...your right in that pretty much at the 800 mark it is all over, wonder why Idol Minds can't find the issue? Surely they can get that amount of crates? Smile

Posted on 09.28.09 05:57 AM by

^
homerjnick

damn profile

Posted on 09.28.09 05:58 AM by

@homer, RE: 800 crates issue.

It takes, what, 25 minutes to get to 800, all things considered? That means, each fix, they have to run to 800 to see if it's fixed. The thing is, it's not 100% of the time you get a missing TC at 800... sometimes it's 100. Sometimes, it's 1500.... that means, they might be fixing things, that they think fix the bug, but don't solve it. You can't just test 1 run to 800 and say 'got all the TCs that time, it must be fixed'. Some bugs (like this one), just aren't easy to squash.

Now, add onto that build time, etc. It takes maybe 5-10 minutes to change the code, 5-10 minutes to build the game to test, maybe 2 minutes to start pain and get to the point you can launch in MS. That means, it's 10-30 minutes EVERY change to the point you CAN test. Now, add onto that the 20-30 minutes to trigger the missing TC issue, and you're talking ~1 hour per 'fix' attempt. That's 8 fix attempts a day, or 40 per week. If we could find a set 'do this, it will trigger the problem 100%', it would be a lot quicker to fix.

Now, that 40 per week assumes the code working on this ONLY works on the TC issue. I'm willing to guarantee that they do not have a dedicated coder to fix JUST this issue. Unfortunately for us Mutants, we're a minority. Bugs like the lolipop glitch in Museum, etc, are a much higher priority as they can be hit by anyone, whereas, us mutants that can get a score high enough that running out of TCs is what prevents our high scores, number in the 'point' percentage of total players.

Posted on 09.28.09 07:36 AM by Patrick

this may very well be the funniest thing i ever saw happen to spunky... www.youtube.com/watch enjoy.

Posted on 09.28.09 10:18 AM by joseph

@ Juggz... & Travis...

I'm thinking along the lines of Kathy Kinney aka "Mimi" of The Drew Carey Show.
I honestly believe she would rock as a plus size celeb. She has the right attitude and an over the top wardrobe that would be perfect for the PAIN universe (think unlockable costumes).

I'm certain that a generic "plus size female" would be a riot considering the track record Idol Minds & Co. have with characters; but I think "Mimi" would bring something to the table that would be both unique and gut laugh hilarious.


Posted on 09.28.09 11:24 AM by SuperGumby

@Al3xX
If you can top Reaper and stay on top, I will be impressed. I think he'll just toy with you then BAM! explode for some ridiculous high score.

@joseph
Here's some Clown pwnage of my own from today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6qwZjfNO3M

Posted on 09.28.09 11:28 AM by Vyrastas

Any US PAINiacs that don't have Sore Spots yet? Right now you can buy it off of Amazon for $0.99 instead of the regular price of $5.99. Its probably a pricing error, but who knows. You may just get away with it! Just look for it under their new Playstation Network category or do a search for Sore Spots and you'll come across it! Smile

Posted on 09.28.09 11:48 AM by pick-e

who won the contest?

Posted on 09.28.09 12:05 PM by DO2K03

@ homerjnick

Me worried ? na. I got my 1st Platinum trophy this morning so nothin can knock me at the moment I'm on cloud 9 and flyin high... that bit must be the Labrador talkin

Posted on 09.28.09 12:27 PM by Slaminthelamb

@ Travis

You gotta get Steve-O in a thong or a nappy with all his tats I think he'd be wicked within Pain.

Posted on 09.28.09 12:35 PM by Slaminthelamb

yea Stevo-O may have a problem with nitrous and coke but he still loves PAIN!

So we need the hippy Chong launchable

And the jackass Steve-O

Posted on 09.28.09 13:01 PM by Al3xX_420

I probably have one of the best Axe commercial styled funny, interesting videos. However, I'm not sure if it qualifies as I did a little editing on Microsoft Movie Maker...
Anyway, it's still a lot of fun to watch, and I'd like it if you all could at least stop by and rate it.

Peace out PAIN People!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_jPqW7M1I

Posted on 09.28.09 16:30 PM by Mark

... it's tied stick man!

Posted on 09.28.09 22:47 PM by obscured

... yea it's tied to a stick and you smoke it.

Posted on 09.28.09 22:51 PM by obscured

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqNJvwZNC4

Posted on 09.29.09 01:19 AM by Leo Da Lyon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqNJvwZNC4

Posted on 09.29.09 01:20 AM by Leo Da Lyon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaqNJvwZNC4

Posted on 09.29.09 01:20 AM by Leo Da Lyon

what gives ? PAIN got updated this morning and a screen shows saying its the last week of the contest . i thought it was over .

Posted on 09.29.09 15:15 PM by Ron

@SuperGumby
I'd definitely fu....I mean launch mimi. Plus she's from Wisconsin.

Posted on 09.29.09 16:06 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@LEO

COMPLETELY UNNECCESARY!!!!

Why waste my time with THREE links to the SAME DAMN VIDEO??????

Posted on 09.29.09 19:06 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

he wasted his own time. lol

Posted on 09.29.09 19:19 PM by DO2K03

Yay! New PAINlab!!

Posted on 09.29.09 20:39 PM by TonyB

HA! Not bragging, just think it's kinda funny that I have a 1st,a 2nd,a 3rd,a 4th and a 5th place spot in the 5 clockbloks boards!!!

Posted on 09.29.09 20:47 PM by TonyB

@ Ron_Is_GOD_420 & All - My bad, didn't realize it posted 3 times...

Posted on 09.29.09 21:02 PM by Leo Da Lyon

Lyon

Iz All Güd!!!!

Posted on 09.29.09 22:36 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

(sigh) well alrighty then ... theres my answer .

Posted on 09.30.09 01:02 AM by Ron

15 minutes to go until my STM timer runs out. Then the DT STM Plat Club record will be 1992 (the year i was born) As I am sure is Reapers's case I could have kept going forever. Once you get the shots down and you are able to get your clock up to 20 minutes or more your score depends, not on your spanking skills, but your patience. I guess I'll start practicing Museum Spank. But its going to be really hard to catch Scobra let alone Reapers insane 2222 monkeys!

Posted on 09.30.09 02:37 AM by Al3xX_420

@Alex... wish I had the stamina to make a run for a #1 in STM.... I just can't do more than 10-15 minutes before I get annoyed with the repetition.

Posted on 09.30.09 03:26 AM by Patrick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qVSncpKmTk

was bored... screwing around in pain labs, I sniped an alien.

Posted on 09.30.09 06:04 AM by Patrick

@TRAVIS W.

Well Well Well....

Not positive but I am pretty sure I just encountered Obsys' HnC premature ej....ending. I was playing HnC painful, I had 5 target teddys and was ooching around to get to the sixth. I knew where it was but just needed to get up to it so I ooched into the bullet ride and hit a teddy on the mountain which shot me exactly where I wanted. BAMM.....Target Hit. But as fast as those words appeared, they disappeared just as quickly and I found myself staring at the end results screen.
Very dissatisfying and bitter. I hope you guys find a fix to this soon. Oh & sometimes when I hit my top-down while getting set back in the launcher I can see the purple wire frame ceiling. Kind of distracting.

Posted on 09.30.09 07:19 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@TRAVIS W.

Well Well Well....

Not positive but I am pretty sure I just encountered Obsys' HnC premature ej....ending. I was playing HnC painful, I had 5 target teddys and was ooching around to get to the sixth. I knew where it was but just needed to get up to it so I ooched into the bullet ride and hit a teddy on the mountain which shot me exactly where I wanted. BAMM.....Target Hit. But as fast as those words appeared, they disappeared just as quickly and I found myself staring at the end results screen.
Very dissatisfying and bitter. I hope you guys find a fix to this soon. Oh & sometimes when I hit my top-down while getting set back in the launcher I can see the purple wire frame ceiling. Kind of distracting.

Posted on 09.30.09 07:19 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@RON

you have to much time on your hands. 2 posts the same? get a job. lmao

Posted on 09.30.09 07:40 AM by DO2K03

Whoaaaa, cool. I'm seeing double.

Posted on 09.30.09 07:40 AM by obscured

Is the contest over so we can finally get new stuff??? Frown

Posted on 09.30.09 10:01 AM by debbie

@God, been there done that, it has kept me from actually playing that mode again. I tried HnC painful recently and the overhead camera does not work when the timer runs out, but the reseting after you hit the target bear is frustrating. Me and Obsy have been complaining about this for a while. I too have seen the purple wire frame when you hit the overhead, only a couple times though.

cronos1515

Posted on 09.30.09 11:17 AM by Rick

i just want a dang t-shirt. lol

Posted on 09.30.09 11:34 AM by DO2K03

@Cronos

I usually play HnC Plat but when I realized that my leaderboard status in painful was somewhere in the 200's, I decided to up it. I prolly could've gotten top 10 if it wouldn't have reset without my permission. WHY DOES MY FAVORITE GAME HAVE TO SUCK??? WHY DOES THE BEST MODES HAVE TO BE BROKEN???

Posted on 09.30.09 16:10 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ - I

Posted on 10.01.09 01:33 AM by obscured

oopsy...

@Ron - I know man it seems like all the really messed up bugs are in my favorite modes. They said the HnC issue was fixed but evidently not released yet.
Hate to say this but while the new content keeps rolling out (which is good), these major bugs aren't getting the attention they should.

Here's a recap for those keeping score:

Hot n Cold is a brilliant mode that I really like >>> Timer issue/game ender.

MS FWE platinum - I love any FWE modes>>> Dam dirty missing triggers/total buzzkill.

Naughty Bits/Clockblocks - The only tossing mode I love>>> Thrown crates can vanish before striking castle/fail to respawn sometimes. High score killer.

And the absolute worst soul destroying bug... Museum FWE painful>>> Waits until you've spent 3 weeks battling for that 'one good round' that nets you the top score, only to reboot and fail to save your high score. High score killer/soul destroyer/damage claimer to walls and other items within immediate grasp of player.

Posted on 10.01.09 01:59 AM by obscured

@obscured...

you should run for office! you tell it how it is! Maybe get you a Nobel prize for something.

Posted on 10.01.09 02:39 AM by Patrick

a zombie ate my poo.

Posted on 10.01.09 03:22 AM by DO2K03

im having to download PAIN to my new Ps3 Slim becoz my 60gb brokeFrown

and hav question
i hav a copy of my PAIN game save on a usb flash stick , but from wot i gather if i copy the game save to my new ps3 i wont be able to unlock xmb trophies for PAIN
is that right ?? , will i have to start a new save ??

i dont wanna complete all of downtown trophy's agen , and all the other 1's i have Frown , but at least i get to here the sound of unlocking a trophy hundreds of times agen Smile
i love the PAIN sound for getting a In-Game trophy , but nothing beats the sound of getting a XMB Trophy lol

Posted on 10.01.09 03:35 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Al3xX-
Great job! Congatulations on being the third player to earn a platinum medal on D-Town STM Plat Club! You know I'm going to have to knock you back down to 2nd place, though don't you? Its about time, that 1,555 was getting pretty stale.
I've got another challenge for you: How about you do what I did and earn a platinum medal in ALL 11 Plat Clubs in the game. Perhaps you can be the SECOND player in the world to do so! That would be pretty cool, I'm sure you've got the skills to pull it off.

Posted on 10.01.09 05:46 AM by qb2bTheReaper

For those that like fast tetris/dr. mario like games, that new crispy critters or critter berry crunch or whatever it's called is really fun. I picked it up earlier.

Posted on 10.01.09 08:15 AM by Patrick

@Nufcrule
As long as you keep the same ID it should transfer your trophies to the new machine. Just keep in mind that anything you didn't sync to the server won't be there. I've been through 3 different launch 60's and everthing has transfered each time.

Posted on 10.01.09 10:47 AM by Chris

yh i have all my XMB trophies back i knew all bout that and everything

but its just my game save of PAIN if i copy it to my new console i can no longer unlock xmb trophies with that game save becoz its a copy , i have to start a new save file , i was just simply asking for som1 2 tell me if im correct in thinking that , or if i can copy it and carry on getting trophies

Posted on 10.01.09 17:23 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

WT?? once you copy it to new ps3 its no dif than orig??

Posted on 10.01.09 22:35 PM by dave

yh i know
but you cant unlock trophies for the xmb with a copyed save , you have to have a save on the original console you started the save on
only PAIN does this that i know of

Travis said about this ages ago , i just dont remember quite what he said

Posted on 10.01.09 22:54 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

the save data and screen name info has to be the same as the first ps3.

Posted on 10.02.09 00:00 AM by DO2K03

HELTER SKELTER!

Posted on 10.02.09 00:10 AM by lorine

@Liam - I just copied my save file to a new PS3 slim with no problems.

Posted on 10.02.09 01:18 AM by TonyB

@nufcrule
I have gained trophies off of transferred saves. 3 times.

Posted on 10.02.09 01:37 AM by Chris

@TonyB
thx , thts good then

Posted on 10.02.09 01:37 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@reaper
thanks. i dont know about the platinum medals in every plat club. i have them all unlocked except for mad science but i dont know if i got wat it takes to get platinum in mime toss and clown toss. i'm gonna keep working on museum spank. i was able to get a couple hundred last night. i almost got the shots down.

Posted on 10.02.09 11:55 AM by Al3xX_420

I decided to look at some e3 footage of this game.

i've gotta admit u guys have sure come a long way from where u began.

travis u were in an interview. so, the inspiration was from what kids would enjoy watchin' or something like that?

Posted on 10.03.09 06:26 AM by lorine

@qb2bTheReaper

Platinums in every plat club mode? Dam dude...that's like having 10 #1 leaderboard scores! Nobody's done that... have they? ;-P

Posted on 10.03.09 06:56 AM by obscured

Indeed Obscured nobody has in the world apart from our Mutant fiend qb2bTheReaper, as he is the ONLY one to have Mime Toss Platinum Score in Platinum Club! Although a bunch of us in a Playfire clan are attempting to get all Platinum Scores in Platinum Club modes!

Tis a mean feat for sure!

I have 3 at the moment.... Frown

homerjnick

Posted on 10.03.09 12:42 PM by

@by
I've got mime toss plat club plat. I just havn't re-gotten it since they cleared the boards. I'm sure it's like that with a few people in a quite a few modes.

Posted on 10.04.09 13:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs

Yeah I did see your name up there before the wipes, sorry I forgot to mention you!

How are ya for the rest of Platinum scores in Platinum Club modes? I'm pretty sure ThReaper is the only one?

posted by homerjnick who cant edit his damn profile to include a nickname so it is visible!

Posted on 10.04.09 17:26 PM by

HOLY CRAP!!!!! Playing HORSE online, have no idea what happen, but I died with a full minute left and already had 8.5 million.

Posted on 10.04.09 20:18 PM by david

how bout a resistance alien as a launchable, yay for resistance 3 coming soon

Posted on 10.04.09 21:50 PM by

This blog is stale.....

I really am starting to become annoyed at this.


This is my farewell as I have no desire to keep coming back here OR to play the game. I hope you guys keep putting new environments & modes out. But I also hope you do it with consistency & maybe an actual schedule.


Someone PLEASE FIX THE BROKEN MODES!!!!!!!

Fuckin' slackers.

Posted on 10.04.09 23:54 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

ever change a old ladies diaper?

Posted on 10.05.09 00:20 AM by DO2K03

@ Travis

Have you picked a winner for the contest? When will we know who won? You said you would let s know this week. Your not gonna make us wait till Friday are you?

Posted on 10.05.09 16:32 PM by timeandspace

Damn Ron...

Did someone poo in your cornflakes last night?

Do you think posts like that are going to speed things up, or make anyone want to help you?

Chances are good that some new content is being pushed our way - but I guess you won't know about it or play it since you said farewell to this blog and the game. Sad for you.

Posted on 10.05.09 20:06 PM by TheBrainMachine

MMMMMMM PAINBall

Posted on 10.05.09 20:52 PM by Slaminthelamb

God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself

Posted on 10.05.09 21:18 PM by obscured

Thank God

Posted on 10.05.09 21:45 PM by Slaminthelamb

When I eat potato chips,
There is a God in my dip.
Everytime I get the blues
There is a God in my shoes.
When mankind took a giant step,
There was a God on the moon.
And you might not believe it,
But there's a God in this tune.
God is in my soap, God is on my rope.
I cleanse my body everyday,
I shower the Pope
HEY WAITER!
There's a God in my soup.
I said WAITER!
There's a God in my soup.
God is everywhere, God is everywhere
They put him there.

"God is everywhere" by Ludichrist (1986)

cronos1515

Posted on 10.05.09 22:22 PM by Rick

i need money for the museum im gonna sell some games to gamestop

Posted on 10.05.09 22:22 PM by peter

@Ron

You should know by now that when Travis aint here then release of new material is very close.

And with new material is shed loads of updates that fix issues...

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 10.05.09 22:59 PM by

I feel what "god" is saying. I've been there myself. Hot & Cold, STM Museum, an update that says "last week of the contest, a week AFTER the contest is over, which means 2 weeks late. It's a shame sometimes when you love something so much but it always breaks or comes broken. I've been there myself, far too many times. This tiny tv, 2nd ps3 with no stereo surround sound are proof. I'm not gonna sugar coat this. The PAIN team works like amateurs sometimes. They half ass a lot. PERIOD!!! They're noobs. But, the bottom line is if you pay for something it should work. If it doesn't you should get a working replacement in a timely manner. It's proper business. PAIN is Sony....

Posted on 10.06.09 03:42 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

if they don't announce the contest winners, i'm going to poop in my pants.

Posted on 10.06.09 03:43 AM by DO2K03

So....
he's got a right to be upset. Any one who loves this game SHOULD BE!! PAIN = LOVE & LOVE = PAIN.

Posted on 10.06.09 03:46 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

There went my shot at winning the contest I'm sure.

Posted on 10.06.09 03:47 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Gee a ... I don't know cronos. Well for instance, your dude is eating some chips right. And where's God? In the dip? Ok so where's the dip? Well I keep mine over in the frig man. That doesn't help me. I'm out back with my ranch flavored chips - meanwhile the all knowing GOD is chillin in the fridge in my dip. ??? C'mon now.

Then in the next stanza your protagonist notes that on every occasion he fell victim to the blues, guess who just happens to be conveniently tucked into his shoes? Well if it isn't God of all people. Do the math.

Sorry cronos, I think your God dude is a poser. Was the soap on a rope bit... what was that I mean, are people buying this nonsense? He can't just hang in the living room in a table or something. Let a mortal have his personal space for god's sake. Jesus christ I'm going out of my mind over here. He Can't be "everywhere" ya know. Like he's not in your crap right? Right or wrong am I right? There's other places too he's not going near. I'll leave it at that.

Just sayin I think ya got hornswaggled by that wannabe who's always in the area when tomfoolery is afoot. ;-P

Posted on 10.06.09 04:06 AM by obscured

Homerjnick you are right - Ron's comment isn't going to speed the pace of the fixes release but I think his comment more for venting frustration for enduring these ongoing bug issues. Like Juggz said we love PAIN. It's been incredible and I just cannot grow tired of this dam game.

It's like this. You one day meet the finest specimen of your hearts desire. Perfect in every way. We'll call her PAIN. The months go by, the relationship strengthens and grows.

Every now and then, to keep it fresh, she reveals new areas to you. 'Fun places for you to play with', she would say. And play you did. Hours on end.

But one day as you are noodling around the ankle/foot/toetoes area, devil may care frolicking about you stumble upon a ghastly and ogrish sight of macabre proportions.
On the inner corner of her right big toe toenail oozed a gelatinous curdled entrail of limabean green pus which in turn emitted the most horifying odor of putrid death one could imagine. This odor we will call the games ongoing bug issues.

So, is this a deal breaker? No way man I mean sure - that rotten toe is foul as all get up. And I know it's there. But look at the rest of her. Nearly perfect. And hey when she's not wearing open toe'd shoes the smell is barely noticeable.

BUT... and here's the message I think Ron was trying to say...
...Sometimes I just want to suck toe, and it PISSES ME OFF that she won't get that disfigured, smelly rotten mush toe, into the dam doctors office and TREAT IT!

Am I in the ballpark Ron? Anyhoo.

Posted on 10.06.09 05:24 AM by obscured

@All

I know I was crude and a bit rude but I was/am trying to get a point across.
I would like to think that PAIN and its team are #1 but the fact is, I feel stomped on.

"Hey, you...yeah, you, I have a GREAT game for you & I'll let you buy it at a GREAT price!!! It will be the BEST investment of your life and you will enjoy it for hours & hours."

But then I get home & put that fancy great game at a great price into my awesome fantastic ps3 only to find that the only modes worth playing over & over are broken. As in, DON'T WORK AS THEY SHOULD. Not sure about anyone else here but if I were to buy a disc game such as Call Of Duty & when I went to play it, everytime I pulled the trigger, my gun would kill my character instead of the enemy. I would DEMAND a refund or an immediate fix to the problem. Not saying that I want a refund but the latter would be nice.

I know that there are bugs in every game but not bugs that make that game unplayable. Sounds like someone should go take a few business seminars because that is just bad for business to sell broken products.

And these ppl are slower than slugs in the cold.

Where's the contest winners?
Where's the announcement of the next environment?
Where's the fixes?
.....and who was the second gunman?

Posted on 10.06.09 05:32 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ obscured

what god wants

god gets.

Posted on 10.06.09 06:28 AM by timeandspace

@timeandspace

...god help us all

Posted on 10.06.09 07:41 AM by obscured

May the force be with us

Posted on 10.06.09 08:09 AM by dave

God's not here!

Posted on 10.06.09 10:23 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ Sir Obscured

Is this the puss you are talking about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP4tQR2lmv8

Posted on 10.06.09 10:28 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ Sir Slamminthelamb

So disgusting I am on the brink of insanity. Wait... there, I am now insane.
My god man. No, no if I were noodling around and stumbled upon that... that thing, that would be a definite deal breaker.
I don't care if she crapped solid gold nuggets, that thing was... I have nothing left to vomit.

Posted on 10.06.09 11:20 AM by obscured

ay ron, chill a bit, it's almost halloween. then you can be yourself. lol, it'll be fixed in do time. they need to figure it out.

Posted on 10.06.09 14:28 PM by DO2K03

@Obscured
Well put!!!

@Slammin
I've seen worse, waaaaay worse...in person & online, but that was pretty messed up. Especiallly that second squeeze that fired out like a parachute upon opening. Sick stuff.

.

Posted on 10.06.09 15:16 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Obsy, Those are thre lyrics from a song that was going thru my head yesterday, probably from following my labrador around with a baggie for a couple days prior.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludichrist

cronos1515

Posted on 10.06.09 16:29 PM by Rick

@timeandspace
God wants sedition
God wants sex
God wants freedom
God wants semtex
Haven't heard that in a long time

Posted on 10.07.09 01:47 AM by srart

i'm sure what god really wants is spunky in the launcher because spunky hates you people(gods worshipers) and someone was nice enough to donate spunky a liver and yet he is ungreatful... so god wants punish spunky for all his sins.

Posted on 10.07.09 03:45 AM by joseph

Et tu, srart? Cool! Well then...

God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds,
shillings, and pence

God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes

and... according to joeseph God wants Spunky fubar'd

Posted on 10.07.09 04:09 AM by obscured

@Joseph, I am NOT a god worshiper if that is how you are reading that. My PSN id comes from greek mythology. Here is a page about Cronos:

http://homepage.mac.com/cparada/GML/Cronos.html

@Travis, the end of the week is coming, are we gonna find out who (Juggz or Obsy get my votes) won? When are we getting fixes on AP & MS?


cronos1515

Posted on 10.07.09 05:04 AM by Rick

I'm getting severly tired of this stupid contest! Nothing new for pain except a pain lab.(about time we got one), but you said Fat Princess is in final testing. I now think this is BS, because we didn't get any damn news or anything about her!!!

At least post a frickin screenshot!!!

Posted on 10.07.09 07:37 AM by debbie

new subject..... this ones turned to crap

Posted on 10.07.09 08:42 AM by

Maybe it's because they're still testing, and their results haven't been reviewed and approved. There's an unfortunate and retarded process for QA testing. I know because i'm a programmer and have had to go through the same BS. Patience is a virtue. It may be annoying, but it will keep you humble.

Posted on 10.07.09 09:13 AM by Eric

@Travis
Rough weekend or something? I'm not mad at you man. None of us are. You can say something...it's cool. What, are you all shy because fat princesses has alternate costumes, and one of them is you, the other Coke, both wearing tu-tus or something? It's cool dude, fat love baby!!! I'da done it too if I could be a PAIN launchable!!! Or maybe you're hospitalized from under-eating. You did call PAIN PAN, twice in a very short period of time. Wait a minute...you ain't got the swine do ya bro? Gross dude. That shizznit's hella contagious. Last thing we need is a swine flu infected update. You're always lookin' out for us T, that's why we love you.

Posted on 10.07.09 11:29 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

how bout the new eye-pet as a launchable??

Posted on 10.07.09 11:35 AM by

or sack-boy from little big planet

Posted on 10.07.09 11:36 AM by

is the comentart from LBP the same dude in fat princess?? he could comentate sackboy since he does not speak

Posted on 10.07.09 11:38 AM by

wow obscured, your way off on what i meant... i was just trying to say god wants spunky in the launcher... thats all sorry if i offended you dood.

Posted on 10.07.09 11:49 AM by joseph

The commentator in LBP is Stephen Fry an English celebrity and he is very gay. I don't know about the fat princess I ain't got it coz its rubbish.

Posted on 10.07.09 17:01 PM by Slaminthelamb

@slamin

Fat Princess is quite fun...have you played it?

@Travis

Here is yet another vid on the broken FWE Plat Trigger Crate issue. I had gotten THREE no-show TC, the first at 120, & I pushed on to finish with a score of 865 but had a total of 7 no-show TC's. But the vid is interesting because of what happen after a few no-shows....watch closely as my box count hits 17.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4GtMDk-KW8

Posted on 10.07.09 19:01 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Travis - Hey you know what this message needs right? No - we've got plenty of cowbell.
No, just feed us little ghouls a few lines of RED TEXT before the weekend gets here and you will likely avoid any more unnecessary bloodshed.

YES, WE KNOW - When it's silent, you are busy.
BUT YOU KNOW - We start to get restless.
SO, WE NEED - Just a lil' sumpn' somethin
AND WE'LL BE FINE

Mama bird just look at all our little GAPING mouths lined up and hollerin at ya. Now CRAM some diced red letters down our throats!!!

Posted on 10.07.09 22:41 PM by obscured

@Ron,

Nice Vid! More proof of shenanigans!

--paerley

Posted on 10.07.09 23:50 PM by Patrick

Hey all : just a note too all the EU mutai , looks like the Pain dynamic theme will be in store today ............woot

Leeli67

Posted on 10.08.09 00:18 AM by

@ Leei67

I been waiting for the Pain theme to come to us. Are you sure?

Posted on 10.08.09 02:15 AM by Slaminthelamb

Okay everyone before everyone starts with the “where have you beens” I’ve been making sure the new update makes it out on time. Which I am happy to report it will. The next PAIN update will be out on October 29th. This will be version 5.05 and will contain some rather nice content. I am now busy writing a new blog post about what that will be as well as combing over all the AXE submissions to determine who will be getting T-Shirts and who will be getting a new BRAVIA. This was my first submission and rollout without Coker to help me so it’s been a little lonely here at PAIN HQ. If I were a little less busy I would have time to miss him.

Posted on 10.08.09 12:04 PM by travis williams

@RON: Real quick.. I think we might have actually fixed the trigger crate issue this time.

Posted on 10.08.09 12:05 PM by travis williams

@travis..........excellent news, we missed you but was worth it to see you have fixed the issues and got new content, cant wait....well done my man.

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 10.08.09 12:07 PM by

@travis,

I'm always exploring the possibility of new possibilities. Want to hire me as your new 'indentured servant'? It's getting near winter here in Michigan and suddenly a large pay hit to not have to shovel sounds very good.

Posted on 10.08.09 12:17 PM by Patrick

Trigger Crate Issue Fix

i really hope its fixed this time Smile and i dont even play FWE tht much lol


som1 said here that they'd be super pissed if they bought a disc game and it had loads of problems , you obvs havent played need for speed undercover , most glitched game ive ever played

Posted on 10.08.09 12:27 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

YAY I have the Pain Dynamic theme

@ Travis

Is PAINBall coming with the update?

Posted on 10.08.09 13:02 PM by Slaminthelamb

Am I crazy or are the lines dividing comments new?

Posted on 10.08.09 13:12 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

You guys DO know the pose of the week page is down, right?

: (

Posted on 10.08.09 13:12 PM by debbie

@travis. it seems 2/3 of us got the home-a-blown. it poppes up after 6-7000 crates intead of the specified 5000

Posted on 10.08.09 13:26 PM by

@Travis
I hate not having 100% of the PAIN psn trophies and I can't reach it until Museum STM PAINful is fixed. DAMN eleHATERS keep messin' my runs up. Will there be a fix for it in the update? I sure hope so!

Posted on 10.08.09 13:44 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@EVERYONE

it's my daughters birthday today. she's 6 now. and she's playing pain for as long as she wants.

Posted on 10.08.09 14:21 PM by DO2K03

@D02
Sweet! HAPPY BDAY!!

Posted on 10.08.09 14:29 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MutilatRJuggalo

What is wrong with STM PAINful/Elevators?

Posted on 10.08.09 14:44 PM by norman

oh my, my daughter just beat my top score in movie studio. look, she got the 44mil. mine was 35 or something mil. she's grounded. lol

Posted on 10.08.09 14:56 PM by DO2K03

my six yr old boy will give her a run, he beats me in bowling

Posted on 10.08.09 15:43 PM by

maybe some other time. she's going to her slumber party soon. just her and some of her friends from school.

Posted on 10.08.09 16:00 PM by DO2K03

@Juggs

What do you mean, many PAIN'ers have the Monkey-on-Monkey trophy, the escalators are fine in STM Painful!

homerjnick

Posted on 10.08.09 16:20 PM by

@norman
It either gets stuck at the bottom & wont go up or once it gets up the doors don't open. Sometimes it gets up but the door opens only halfway or so then closes while my character remains stuck inside. It's most frequent when the monkey I am spanking ends up inside with me. It's outrageous and unbelievably frustrating. 1 outta 10 times would be annoying but tolerable, but it's happening closer to 7 out of 10 times. That makes it unplayable for me which sucks, cause I sure do love spanking it...monkeys that is!

Posted on 10.08.09 16:21 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

My Home-A-Blown popped up after 8002 crates in Cratetastic mode in the Movie Studio.....5000???? Yeah right...

homerjnick

Posted on 10.08.09 16:22 PM by

halloween characters i guess we're getting this month. mummy i hope or a vampire or something. headless horse-man would be cool. my daughter suggests a cat to launch. lol

Posted on 10.08.09 16:46 PM by DO2K03

@Juggs - Lines? If you mean the lines that look like lined paper, yes they have always been there. If you mean the dark line that makes comments that sit on them hard to read, then yes, it's always been there too.

Posted on 10.08.09 17:41 PM by TonyB

@Juggz/norman -
Yes, the elevator in STM Museum is very unreliable. I've just learned not to use it at all. Sometimes it works fine, other times its hit and miss, and occasionally its completely out of service. It seems to get worse on longer runs. When I did my 5,000 monkey run on Painful, everything worked fine only until around 120 and I went in the elevator and it let me down but not the way I wanted it too. From that moment on, the elevator doors were permanently closed. I mean, through the entire rest of the 4,900 some odd monkeys, upstairs AND down were sealed up tighter than a 13 year old virgin at band camp! Now, I just plain don't use them at all but it would be nice to know I can rely on them in case things go wrong and I need a plan B.

Posted on 10.08.09 18:02 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@TonyB
When I check the site from my ps3 there is no background images, it's just white. Today I noticed lines seperating the comments. It's not the notebook lines either, it's specifically between the comments. I'm almost positive today was the first day they were there. Guess BIG T's gonna have to get back to me on that one.

@Travis Williams
So, am I right? Are the dividing lines new?

@TheReaper
I COULD not use the elevators, but they are in the game for a reason, and damnit I want to utilize them. I guess I could try not using um, but....I like to be difficult. So until they are fixed, It's unplayable for me.

Posted on 10.08.09 21:04 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz - I agree, they should be fixed but it looks like we'll have to wait in line.

Posted on 10.08.09 21:32 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Juggz
i saw those lines about a week ago if i remember , so i think there pretty new

Posted on 10.09.09 00:42 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Travis Dubya

I really hope that this time you guys hit the bullseye with this fix. Its been a long time coming.


@LIAM

I have played NFS Undercover & phunks yea its glitch but Ithink the award for Most Glitched Disc Game has to go to Mercenaries 2: World in Flames. I have NEVER encountered so many glitches in one game until that 'masterpiece'. They rushed to finish and in doing so, ruined the game.

Posted on 10.09.09 01:40 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

I think the dividing lines have always been there, I've always noticed them. They are just hard to see, depending on your screen.

@Juggs - I do what Reaper does and ignore the elevators. Less heartburn.

@Travis W./Norman - Home a-Blown is screwy. Mine FINALLY popped up after 7085 crates.

Oh and who won the contest? And why does PAIN tell me that there's a week left in the contest whenever I start the game?

Posted on 10.09.09 07:08 AM by Vyrastas

@MutilatRJuggalo

I found the problem with the elevators, When ever you break them (if you hit the door hard enough or get stuck between the doors when its closing) we intended for them to be broken until the level is reset. In STM we reset the level after you complete each shot, but not the elevators. This will be fixed in a future patch.

Posted on 10.09.09 11:19 AM by norman

@norman
You're part of the Development team?
If so, thank you for looking into it. Much appreciated. Nice to meet ya, keep up the good work!!

Posted on 10.09.09 14:49 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I know it's a little early, but here yall go!

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Posted on 10.09.09 23:41 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TDUBYA
It would appear blood IS funny!

Posted on 10.09.09 23:42 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

and so are spatulas.

@Norman - Thanks for checking into elevator problem! That sounds like an easy fix!

Posted on 10.10.09 00:24 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Juggz that is just so adorable! So let's see um... ok, you butcher em' then Slappy the happy chef on the right serves it up hot with flapjacks n tater tots. Move over Denny's, there's a new gran slam breakfast in town!

Seriously bro, you do the evil thing pretty good there! Are you handing out severed fingers with savory bile dippin' sauce again this Halloween?

Posted on 10.10.09 00:39 AM by obscured

@obscured
I actually am the slappy on the right you speak of!
As far as the rest goes, we actually sell jars with organs in them at our shows. Why? I dunno, people will buy them I guess. Plus it just looks so damn cool. You got some people with posters, some with t-shirts, and us...well we have jars with pig hearts and whatnot. lmao!

Posted on 10.10.09 01:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Juggs will run the Waffle House in hell!!!!!

Posted on 10.10.09 02:50 AM by TonyB

mmmm....waffle house. Can I get some fried chicken wit that!!!

Posted on 10.10.09 03:39 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

??

Posted on 10.10.09 03:39 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

JUGGS looks like sponge bob cooking crabby paties.

Posted on 10.10.09 03:56 AM by DO2K03

c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/.../...123964b8e3a.png

We had a photo shoot today, that's one of the pictures.

Posted on 10.10.09 04:03 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

mmm...waffles...fried chicken...crabby patties...ughghguughghguggghhhhh!!!

Posted on 10.10.09 04:31 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

deep fried used tampons. i hear it's your specialty. NO THANKS. lol

Posted on 10.10.09 05:47 AM by DO2K03

YO TRAVIS

How big is PAIN? cuz i checked the info on the xmb bar and it says counting... i wait 5 minutes and still counting. how big is the game? it counts my MGS4 within seconds and it's a massive file.
(about 6900 mb)

Posted on 10.10.09 16:14 PM by lorine

my guess without looking 1 gig 'o' pain


Tis I.....Leeli

Posted on 10.10.09 16:47 PM by

with all packs

tis I again ......Leeli

Posted on 10.10.09 16:47 PM by

Hi. Back from my some what long absence. Wish I could have been here for the contest. Frown

Of course, I think I was the first person to hold a contest in these forums. Remember the $20 PSN Card? :p

Well good work PAIN Crew, and can I suggest a NASA PAIN level? Maybe a P.A.S.A (PAIN's Aeronautics and Space Administration).

Peace

Posted on 10.10.09 19:03 PM by PS3Potential

no offence to PAIN but Uncharted 2 is the BEST game on playstation 3

obvs PAIN is still best PSN game lol

@PS3Potential
nice 2 cya back , wer hav u been ?
also your contest seemed quite fun but i cudnt take part becoz of being in Europe , maybe you could set up some kind of contest again (only if u wanted) and include europe , but prize wud obvs be abit hard to do

Posted on 10.10.09 21:39 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

N.A.D.S.

Posted on 10.10.09 23:09 PM by qb2bTheReaper

o-o here is my video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyCOoVBuGI

Posted on 10.11.09 00:50 AM by Brandon

@lorine -
1892 mb

Posted on 10.11.09 03:25 AM by qb2bTheReaper

who won?

Posted on 10.11.09 13:04 PM by DO2K03

Damnit.

THE POSE OF THE WEEK PAGE IS DOWN!!!!!!

IT IS DOWN PLEASE FIX IT!!!!

Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown

Posted on 10.12.09 00:55 AM by debbie

@qb2bTheReaper
PAIN's size is roughly 1.4gb (1442mb). You must have some replays saved in the game itself. Those eat up hdd space (as they're fullscreen unlike the exported versions) and artifically increase the games filesize.

Posted on 10.12.09 03:10 AM by pick-e

Oh, I didn't think it would count replays, thanks.

Posted on 10.12.09 06:53 AM by qb2bTheReaper

i sharted

Posted on 10.12.09 07:31 AM by DO2K03

New Topic Please

Oh and online PAINalympics for the peeplz!!

Posted on 10.12.09 15:33 PM by Chris

so i'll Finish...........Leeli67

Posted on 10.12.09 23:53 PM by

the new topic is......




zombies ate travis and coker.

who won?

Posted on 10.13.09 00:21 AM by DO2

what the?, it say DO2 now. im DO2K03

Posted on 10.13.09 00:23 AM by DO2

The game gets bigger and bigger. How'd you guys know?

Posted on 10.13.09 07:16 AM by lorine

@Anyone, Has anyone had missing crates/bombs in Naughty Bits? I was playing Clockblocks Stiffy Spires and when I reset after throwing, I would only have a green glow, no crate/bomb to grab, this happened multiple times to me.

The lobby has been pretty beat recently, all I get to play is noobs who disco before they even get to launch, or the lobby has no games listed.

cronos1515

Posted on 10.13.09 09:42 AM by Rick

@Cronos1515
the lobby seems to always be very busy after a new content release , i guess you may have to wait till then
also i have propblems with no bombs there if i am simply launching and re-launching and re-setting and everything to quickly , but thts kind of the point with clockblocks , you do it as quickly as possible

Posted on 10.13.09 10:02 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Yea cronos there is a problem with ClockBlocks. Actually a couple of issues that me and someone else have mentioned. The crate not respawning happens occasionally but the worse one is where you throw/reset and just as you grab the next box - the one you threw already vanishes before it reaches the castle. You will notice once in a while that the crate your about to grab kind of flashes and has a smokey halo residue - that's because the one that was just about to hit the castle and explode kind of gets 'yanked out' at the last second.
Travis is aware of this.

We should be getting some new stuff here in about a week and a half I think.

Posted on 10.13.09 13:56 PM by obscured

couldtnt get in to pain online monday night (eu) anyone else...1st time its happend.

leeli67

Posted on 10.13.09 20:23 PM by

same this morning and i was playing someting else last night after so dont think theres a problem with my adsl

lee

Posted on 10.13.09 21:14 PM by

geeee not much here

Posted on 10.14.09 02:07 AM by 91st-quiteman

OK now this is serious :

just spoke to my homie "bagel_thief" eu also he got same problem presses x for lobby then 30 secs later sorry could'nt connect to server at the bit that says speed not good enough . now this is either the implementaion of a nice new lobby system with broswable games or some serious spanner in the works eu stylie .....

anyone (with red text)

much love

leeli67

Posted on 10.14.09 11:55 AM by

@leeli67
i cant look sorry my PAIN is on a old version , still need to download a few more updates till im on the right version , havent had the time to re-download PAIN since i got my new console

ill ask a few euro freinds to try it out aswell tho

Posted on 10.14.09 12:22 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

TRAAAVISSSS!!!!

How bout a little love for your fans! Can you tell us a little about whats hitting next week???

New level??? Graveyard? Freddy?? Jason?? Chucky?? (Chucky would be awesome, actually - as close to a kid launchable as we could get in PAIN probably).

What you got planned for Halloween? Party At Idol Minds? Costume Contest?

Give us some love, man - I'm running out of ways to kill time at work, and need some red letters to read!

Posted on 10.14.09 14:31 PM by TheBrainMachine

Sorry The brain machine , travis is busy sorting out what the hell is wrong with eu online were pig sick had a couple of games lined up

Posted on 10.14.09 15:27 PM by

@Travis Williams
I'm guessing you're not finished with "Operation: Give The People A New Site Or We're F**ked" Tong .

Here's a few suggestions:

1. Make it like those fansites. They're awesome. Here's two of I know. http://www.callofduty.com/codww and http://www.lbpcentral.com/

2.Making our own threads would be cool.

3. Rankings please!

4. Profiles for everybody would be sweet.

5. New look... duh!

That's it for so far. Thanks for this site again!

Posted on 10.14.09 18:50 PM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential,

I believe that the pain team has a set of guidelines they have to stick within (due to the playstation.com at the end of their address) that sort of preclude a lot of what you request there. I suspect that, this late in the life of a game, it's just not worth it to the company to make a full fledged web community like that.

That having been said, I'd like to see most of those features, too.

Posted on 10.14.09 19:20 PM by Patrick

Well I can dream, can I? Tong

Guess Travis just kidding... Coker Tong) has failed into making a new site. Frown

Posted on 10.14.09 19:28 PM by PS3Potential

Leeli67 you might be on to something. Travis has maintained all along that a new website is planned. Timing is odd though, with everything else that's going on. Homie's got his hands full.

Posted on 10.14.09 20:07 PM by obscured

Hmmm... PAIN's DLC production is going slower than usual. Perhaps we don't have enough environment ideas?

PAIN Prison anyone?

Posted on 10.14.09 20:15 PM by PS3Potential

9 days till the release of new content.....Travis can we PLEASE have some info on this? You said days ago you were writing a new blog!!!

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 10.15.09 04:51 AM by

Pain on the moon

Posted on 10.15.09 05:22 AM by dave

WOOOOT .Pain lobby Back up for the eu boys
~

leeli

Posted on 10.15.09 08:01 AM by

Pain on the moon would be INCREDIBLE!!!

Posted on 10.15.09 08:18 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

i'm beginning to think the pain team never had a real contest. i think we were scamed. it said that it ends on sept 30th, but look what date it is now.

Posted on 10.15.09 09:37 AM by DO2

PAIN on the moon?!

Zero gravity destruction!

I like... Smile

Posted on 10.15.09 14:12 PM by lorine

:-P

Posted on 10.15.09 14:14 PM by lorine

Hey Travis,
What up dewd, staying busy I hope! haha. Things are so so here but, what ya can ya do when you have no control over it so to speak.Just grinding it out day by day ya know.
Anyhoooooooooo, on to more important things. A few questions.

With the poll up to regarding HOME, I see it's a very close race for what people want.

Now IF by chance we get the Home Space, (which I hope has already being worked on)it is much more rewarding and better content, then chosing outfits and such.
PLUS
You can ALWAYS ADD in the costumes etc for purchase, as now they have the KIOSK(so to speak) in each of the spaces which let's you access the Mall store.

1. If the winner is the HOME Space, will you then have a poll or a contest for NAMING the Space?
or
2. If you do make the Space, will you have a "Naming a Room within the PAIN Space?" For example, like in the Uncharted Space, they have "Sully's Bar", in the Far Cry Space, they have the "Train Station" and "Rueben's Office".

When a new space launches it always gets mobbed, which is a great thing. And it stays mobbed especially if you have a lot of different Mini games inside it which keeps making the people come back over n over again!

Nuff' for now, off to physical therapy!

Haskell

Posted on 10.15.09 14:27 PM by Hello Hello

Boooo... no red letter love today.

Posted on 10.15.09 15:34 PM by TheBrainMachine

And Zero-G Pain on the Moon sounds freakin' awesome!

Posted on 10.15.09 15:35 PM by TheBrainMachine

@Travis
Just saw Crecente's post; My deepest condolences. Here's to the folks at Idol Minds, chin up and thanks very much for all the hard work on our favorite game.
@everyone
kotaku.com/.../ps3-pain-developers-hit-with-lay+offs

Posted on 10.15.09 16:34 PM by Chris

OUCH! Sorry to hear about the layoffs. You all did awesome work. Seems to be going around a lot.

Good luck to all who got the AXE.

Posted on 10.16.09 00:00 AM by TheBrainMachine

I hate to be the nerd here but the Moon doesn't have zero-G.

But, yes, Pain on the Moon would be awesome!

Posted on 10.16.09 01:19 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Sorry for the layoffs PAIN Team.

@Everyone
Hopefully the layoffs give you the message of stop nag to much, and give these guys a break once in a while.

Reply About Contest:
Sorry about not replying to whoever posted my welcome back party. :p

MAYBE I will make a contest. Hmmm... Smile

Posted on 10.16.09 01:22 AM by PS3Potential

@qb2bTheReaper
I'll be the nerd. Tong

It's 1/6 of Earth's gravity.

Posted on 10.16.09 01:41 AM by PS3Potential

yay people like my moon idea!

*flaminDave*

i reckon lots of space junk, moon buggies, N.A.D.S space ships, PAIN flag, you can even have space ivan!

Posted on 10.16.09 02:30 AM by

well i decided im gonna start playing pain again because after getting all trophies and no muesum it was boring because in online everyones playin museum exept the noobs
so while in pain retirement everyone i saw out on the streets either look like uncle jimmy ,kenneth , my friend is startin to look like jarvis and my girlfriend acts like yeony so i sold my old ps2 for 40 bucks to gamestop and got all the add ons i needed exept naughty bits
so now i see things normally
BUT
the janitor at my school looks like uncle jimmy

Posted on 10.16.09 05:50 AM by peter

giant seaguls are invading the world www.facebook.com/.../group.php

Posted on 10.16.09 05:59 AM by

I wanna know who killpain(handle partially obscured{not by clouds though} to protect the innocent) is... `he's` hella good, and only has pain trophies. I'm wagering that he's a dev.

Posted on 10.16.09 07:38 AM by Patrick

Well, it looks as though he's succeeded because it appears that Pain is dead.

kotaku.com/.../ps3-pain-developers-hit-with-lay+offs

Actually he's probably one af the people who got laid off and couldn't play online before.
You can kiss your Moon goobye.

I hate Sony.

Posted on 10.16.09 08:21 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@qb,

I've played killpain before (months ago?), so I suspect it's just a coincidence.

Posted on 10.16.09 08:44 AM by Patrick

Nooo, I certainly hope this is more rumor than true!

But it does go to show that the gaming business is some tough sh*t. I'm just fearing we'll see less weird and awesome games like PAIN in the future because everybody is aiming for the middle and not originality.

Posted on 10.16.09 15:19 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Well... i believe it is down to us to try and keep this Boat 'O' pain afloat i often speak highly of the game in all the eu forums, but from the state of the lobby (tumbleweedish) i dont think things are looking up, the lay off post speaks of massive cuts. I mean how much content do we have to buy to help, i know they have other titles, but this is worrying. What ever happens please please please release some Home content before you go .... i really want my Ao No Fat suit ........

much love

leeli

Posted on 10.16.09 15:56 PM by

I fear the end of PAIN is nigh.....yet Travis did say they had planned content for the whole of 2010!

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 10.16.09 18:16 PM by

Sorry to hear about the layoffs, Idol Minds... hopefully there will be a little more PAIN content coming, a last gasp if you will... but unfortunately in the end it comes down to business and making money, and sometimes great employees and products get the shaft. Best of luck to those affected.

Posted on 10.16.09 19:05 PM by Vyrastas

Whoa! NOOOO!!! TRAVIS!! Say it ain't so!! LAY OFFS!! :-(

I hope you guys can bear this scar left on PAIN...

Best Wishes and Good Luck to the PAIN team! Smile

So, please excuse me while i sulk and eventually cry myself to sleep...

*sob sob*

I love this game.

Posted on 10.16.09 21:11 PM by lorine

@ All those that lost thier Jobs

Look on the brightside at least you can play Pain all day long.

Posted on 10.16.09 21:38 PM by Slaminthelamb

Sorry about the lay offs PAIN team. You will always be part of the PAIN team in our hearts. <3

Posted on 10.17.09 00:19 AM by Dennis

I am not going to comment on how Idol Minds runs their shop. All I will say is that PAIN is continuing just like I said it would. The next update will be released on the 29th. Here’s some answers to some questions you have asked on this thread.

Winners will be announced next month. Thanks for all the submissions!

Dave and Jeff are still around I am sure they will speak up more in the coming months.

@PS3Potential: Hmmm you might be on to something.

@Everyone: I am actually headed to VEGAS for some much needed vacation next week. I will however drop in to see what everyone thinks of the new content. I will do a long red text post tomorrow if you guys have some rather direct questions!

Posted on 10.17.09 01:44 AM by travis williams

...and NO I am not placing bets for anyone so don't ask. I am however dressing up like Dave Chappelle when he did the "Real Black Sheep" skit on his show.

GOAT LEG PANTS ARE QUITE WARM!

Posted on 10.17.09 01:45 AM by travis williams

@Travis - Do you have any idea who my real father is? Mom thinks it was the pizza delivery guy or the hot water heater guy... I still think it was Henry Winkler, cuzz I'm cool like The Fonz... AAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.17.09 01:49 AM by TonyB

Oh yeah... SKEEBALL!!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.17.09 01:50 AM by TonyB

Travis,

I have a direct question...

Are you planning on visiting the Spearmint Rhino while in Vegas? I heard it's the Best Strip Club out there.

The Shattered Raven

Posted on 10.17.09 03:14 AM by Eric

@Travis - Thanks, thats good and somewhat comforting news.

Posted on 10.17.09 03:22 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Travis
Vegas huh? Beer, ladies, and some inspiration for PAIN!I smell a new PAIN Vegas level.

Las PAIN anyone?

Posted on 10.17.09 03:23 AM by PS3Potential

@travis

i'd like to know if pain will get anymore holiday treats. levels or suits

Posted on 10.17.09 03:47 AM by DO2

@DO2
I'm not a professional, but I figure Travis won't dissappoint. Smile

Posted on 10.17.09 03:48 AM by PS3Potential

they went broke after forking out for that big TV...

Posted on 10.17.09 12:32 PM by

@Travis
October is almost over, and there have been new avatars showing up periodically over the last couple of months. When are getting the Pain avatars? Will that be next week also? BTW, I live in Vegas, hit me up and I'll buy you a round or two, or three. You deserve it.

Posted on 10.17.09 13:00 PM by Michael

@Everyone not at Idol Minds,
If you read Travis's post, you'll see PS3Potential is on to something, going back to his comment, it looks like NOT BITCHING would help them out. I'm guessing that Sony proper reads the boards sporadically and sees bitching as real complaints, not just venting. Hence a sqeeze in funding affecting Idol Minds.

Just the way I read it, but better to be safe than sorry.

Posted on 10.17.09 13:31 PM by srart

@travis, I may be in vegas for the SEMA show on the 2nd... crazy coincidence.

Posted on 10.17.09 16:31 PM by Patrick

@travis, direct question...

I've played a person who's handle closely resembles the phrase 'killpain'. Are they directly associated with the game?

Posted on 10.17.09 16:33 PM by Patrick

@srart: I honestly doubt that Travis was making a reference to that seconds after he typed he wouldn't comment on it.

@Travis: Nice to know we're still getting more contents.

@IdolMinds: Sorry to hear you had to lay off people, that's never good, here's hoping it keeps your boat afloat!

@The people fired: Tough luck dudes, I hope you guys can get new jobs, there's no question that you're all talented, you made PAIN!

Posted on 10.17.09 17:02 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@TonyB: *Heavy breathing* I am your father *Heavy breathing*

Posted on 10.17.09 17:02 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis
Here ya go, one direct question coming up:

"When is online PAINalympics being released?"

BOOOM!
-Futant420

Posted on 10.17.09 20:01 PM by Chris

@ Travis,
Hey Moppa.. Have a great time on your well earned and much deserved vacation..those guys in Vegas are holding about 3 grand of my money since 1991..so when i come to get it back with interest, i should be pocketing about 10gs...

have fun in LOST WAGES!!

Let It Ride Haskell

Posted on 10.17.09 20:11 PM by Hello Hello

What is it with you guys and this 'killpain' guy. could be a coincedence.

@Travis
here's a direct question:

seeing how kenneth is getting a third costume, will everyone eventually have 3 costumes? oh and fat princess part of the update? Smile

Posted on 10.17.09 23:37 PM by lorine

Ive a question :

How many people own pain

as in how many blu ray units shifted and downloads , i know downloads must be more because i heard that in its release year pain was a best seller. i suppose what im getting at (and i know you explained before travis ), many a night i fancy kicking a few noobs into touch and the lobby is empty ??. maybe its my crap french adsl , are there any factors to take in i.e location , upload and such, I really wanna use that R1 next page button , im lucky if i get 3 or 4 games at once , i know i just about scrape throught the 256 kb barrier. Whatever happens i'll keep playing till i die ....... anyway crack on with a "home" space you never know could be a second birth for "pain"

Tis I. Leeli.

Posted on 10.18.09 00:05 AM by

also has blu-ray Vs Download online play been looked into , would really help. cant be good for my baby keep freezing like that ......

OOOooooch Out .....
Tis I. Leeli

Posted on 10.18.09 00:07 AM by

aw....my heart goes out to the ones how just lost their rilliant jobs. developing Pain must be one of the best jobs in the world!
Ladeluff

Posted on 10.18.09 00:08 AM by

@Eric: Although visiting such place with my goat pants on would be interesting. Getting my tail kicked by my lady while trying to enter, view and enjoy the ambiance is not my idea of a good time. So I will simply say NO to that one.

@D02: Yes… that is all.

@PS3Potential: Thankyaverahmuch (That’s all the Elvis you will get from me)

@Michael: I have almost lost my mind chasing down Avatar news… It’s making me nuts. When I know something I will post it. Right now I have no idea.

@Patrick: Not that I know of….

@Chris: Did I say Online PAINalympics was being worked on? Hmmmm


@Lorine: Only some characters get more love. Usually depends on how well they sell. If a character is popular sales wise it makes sense for us to give him a new suit.

@Tis I. Leeli: A LOT of people own PAIN. Sorry I can’t quote sales but it’s pretty good.

Posted on 10.18.09 04:20 AM by travis williams

@Travis, enjoy Vegas, visit a "ranch" or 2 while there to help you relax.

AP H&C fix? AP single player FWE?
Museum FWE score save fix?

cronos1515

Posted on 10.18.09 04:58 AM by Rick

@Travis
YOU TEASE.

Posted on 10.18.09 06:08 AM by Chris

@travis , cool , I understand, sorry was quite a rude question, so....about b/ray vs D/load.??

Leeli67

Posted on 10.18.09 07:00 AM by

@Travis
Your welcome! :p

@srart
Thanks for the comment (or what I think is one).

@Everybody
Well it's obviously clear. Travis gave you a big clue, which is the "going to Vegas" thing. He's trying to tell you to lay off for a while. It's bad enough they're not releasing a DLC for thier fans (us), but the constant questioning is helping. Just back off for a while, okay?

@The Ex-Idol Minds
Sorry guys. Hope you get a good job. Make Idol Minds jealous! :p

Peace

Posted on 10.18.09 08:25 AM by PS3Potential

Sorry, it's supposed to be " but the constant questioning isn't helping".

Type FAIL! Tong

Posted on 10.18.09 08:27 AM by PS3Potential

@Travis
Have a good time in Vegas. I got family out there, so if you end up broke and need a place to stay, I can hook it up!!

Posted on 10.18.09 12:51 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis

do i smell a third costume for tati. ;-)

@PS3Potential

Here's another fail for you:

"DLC for thier fans"

You spelt "thier" wrong its their.

Not bein' mean dude just sayin' lol.

Posted on 10.19.09 10:01 AM by lorine

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IS DOWN!

Posted on 10.19.09 13:58 PM by debbie

im guessing the pose of the week is down

Posted on 10.19.09 15:11 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@lorine
I know. And great catch! Smile

@NUFCRULE-Liam
Oh my God. How did you know? Tong

Posted on 10.19.09 15:23 PM by PS3Potential

Valentine's Day costume:
Tati in lingerie

Posted on 10.19.09 17:43 PM by Al3xX_420

Has anyone noticed the pose of the week is 404?

Posted on 10.19.09 20:18 PM by Patrick

been like it for a week now .........

leeli67

Posted on 10.20.09 04:22 AM by

@leeli...


WHOOOOOSH

Posted on 10.20.09 16:38 PM by Patrick

Leeli Facepalms himself .........

wat i meant to say was its been like it for quite a while more than a week ..........sorry i reckon maybe 2 weeks .......

Posted on 10.20.09 18:05 PM by

@Al3xX

I second that statement.

Posted on 10.20.09 18:06 PM by lorine

been saving my painolians up to pay for this new content, can't wait!

and what is this pose of week rubbish debbie dalas is sookin bout anyways??

Posted on 10.21.09 02:34 AM by

Last Video entry.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=856tNe5Ahp8

Posted on 10.21.09 04:50 AM by matt

@Travis: I've been in Vegas every year since 2004, I like Smile I'm particularly fond om Hooters Hotel & Casino, right off the strip, can't remember what hotel it replaced but that hotel used to have "Showgirls of Magic" Smile

Posted on 10.21.09 13:28 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Hey can you at least give us information about the poll and tell us if any new contest is coming very soon, thanks. (Is the poll about PlayStation Home?)

Posted on 10.22.09 03:09 AM by FredNation

i have no money for the new content Frown

Posted on 10.22.09 03:21 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

i do really like the idea of us not knowing much of whats coming on thursday , bigger surprise

Posted on 10.22.09 05:13 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@FredNation
Yes.

Posted on 10.22.09 07:28 AM by PS3Potential

Kinda bored? Dig it then. (not new)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-2KOgtxyI

Posted on 10.22.09 07:45 AM by obscured

@ Sir Obscured

Those were the days I wish the showers had a on and off button.

@ Travis how bout it mate, can you turn on the showers that we used to have but in freeplay?

LOL Long Live Sir Obscuredbyclouds

Posted on 10.22.09 09:36 AM by Slaminthelamb

:-P
Too cool Slammin' thanks bro. Good times...








... good times.

Posted on 10.22.09 14:21 PM by obscured

I need new content.

Posted on 10.23.09 04:50 AM by jasonmc

Look at the Playstation website, they preview a trailer of who will be launchable, they don't let you watch the video, but we know who it is.

Anyways, does anybody know the names of the two magicians, something and Teller? One of them wears a ponytail and has an earing. Does this sound like a good duo launch thing for PAIN? I think their personalities would fit, but you can't seperate the two. They were the hosts on Behind the Scenes and they were guest stars in The Grim Adventures of Bully & Mandy movie.

Posted on 10.23.09 12:08 PM by Dennis

Billy*

Posted on 10.23.09 12:11 PM by Dennis

Hmm... I see that everybody is almost fimiliar with my polls. Wink Let's see how many respond to this:

Are you going to celebrate Halloween?
()Yes- 1/100%
()No- 0/0%

Votes: 1

And finally related to PAIN for fun Tong :

What Halloween launchable do you want to see in PAIN?
()Skeleton- 0/0%
()Witch- 0/0%
()Reaper- 1/100%

Votes: 1
Nominations:0

Posted on 10.23.09 12:26 PM by PS3Potential

@ Dennis
Its Penn and Teller

Posted on 10.23.09 12:31 PM by Slaminthelamb

Hey guys, this kid is asking people to vote on his picture. Being the helpful type, can I ask yo the favor of voting? Here's what he posted. Quote:

"Hey guys! As you may or may not know, I am a senior in High school and I plan on attending college for photography- I found a really cool little "contest" where the photographer enters a black and white picture and people vote for it to win the prize. I would really appreciate it if you guys could just take a second and vote for my picture- although it is only $1000, every bit helps and this is great because I get to show off my work!

www.brickfish.com/.../Photo...4686&scid=491&

thanks so much (:

-GrahamLif3 "

Make him a winna! Smile

Posted on 10.23.09 12:54 PM by PS3Potential

That picture link uncannily resembles this message board in that it is DEAD.

Now luckily, Thursday should see that this board spring to life once again. Sadly however, that picture link may very well still be DEAD. Hard to be a winna when your DEAD!

Posted on 10.23.09 16:10 PM by obscured

Question 1 - everyday is Halloween (yes)

Question 2 - skeleton

Posted on 10.23.09 16:36 PM by qb2bTheReaper

www.brickfish.com/.../PhotoView.aspx

There, I ressurected the DEAD.

Are you going to celebrate Halloween?
()Yes- 2/100%
()No- 0/0%

Votes: 2



What Halloween launchable do you want to see in PAIN?
()Skeleton- 1/50%
()Witch- 0/0%
()Reaper- 1/50%

Votes: 2
Nominations:0

Posted on 10.23.09 16:39 PM by PS3Potential

I'm starting to get really curious about what is coming this week. 4.03 to 5.05 is the largest version jump the games had since I started keeping track of it. We know Kenneth #3, Fat Princess, new Naughty Bit, Halloweed menus, new PAIN Lab, and some game fixes are coming which is quite a bit of content. Yet it feels like something else, something *big* will also show up. Such a large version jump for some new characters and one new mode? There's got to be something more to it...

Posted on 10.23.09 19:59 PM by pick-e

And in case anybody is interested, a brief version history:

1.67: Block Party & Demolition/Jukebox
1.89: Abusement Park/Labs/Trophies
2.04: Movie Studio
2.53: Replay Editor/Themed Menus
2.93: Online Multi-Player
3.43: Sore Spots
4.03: Museum/Naughty Bits
5.05: tbd

So as you can see not only is it a big leap but all previous updates have been rather substantial.

Posted on 10.23.09 20:32 PM by pick-e

Yo, P-Pot's...

It's ALIVE! ;-P

AND... I kicked your homie down a vote because if the cloudster feels he unthinkingly tapdanced on someones matsa balls - he makes GOOD, capice!

So P-Pot's there um about this poll here. Now you got a skeleton, there's a witch, and this reaper guy. Ok I didn't set out to do this, but here it comes.

Nothing against your polls - you wrote the book. They've helped contribute ideas to the devs. She's a bit generic this go round.

A Skeleton: No please it's a wobbly skeleton with no ligaments attaching it's bones and a stupid surprised look all the time. I must flee. But look, it tripped on a one inch driveway transition and broke into hundreds of pieces. I'm going to be ok.

A Witch: Seriously? Gimme a water balloon. So long smokey.

A Reaper: Ok a reaper. Hmm. Well I know it's not qb2bTheReaper - because he's qb2b'The Reaper'. Here you just have 'Reaper'. Could just be some lucky dude who goes around benefiting from well planned financial endeavors. Beats me he's just 'Reaper' what do I know. I don't live here what's Halloween? You see what I'm saying. We're losing that demographic now.

So here's what I propose: Sh*tcan this reaper clown. I don't know who he is, he doesn't scare me, and in fact he's starting to piss me off.
Ok I'm fine but so here's the deal - swap the loser reaper out for Cryptkeeper - and he gets my vote.

That's right boy's and ghoul's - EEEEEEEE HE HEEHEHEHEHE HE HEEee!!!

;-P

Posted on 10.23.09 21:27 PM by obscured

... and @pick-e
You make a good point... hope you are right!

Posted on 10.23.09 21:42 PM by obscured

The Cryptkeeper gets my vote too.

Posted on 10.23.09 23:06 PM by Jonathan

how about my mom for a halloween launchable? she looks like the wicked witch from the wizard of oz.

Posted on 10.24.09 02:40 AM by DO2

It's been a while since my last post....man do you all like to write!!! Looking at what travis said was comming out on the 29th sure does look great....but unfortunatly...I moved to another house and woulden't you know...i can ONLY get satalite internet where i moved to....what bugs me the most is that the people who installed it for me assured me that I WOULD DEFINATLY BE ABLE TO PLAY ME PS3 ON-LINE WITH THIS KIND OF INTERNET

Posted on 10.24.09 02:58 AM by THEfireman

DON'T BELIEVE PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY YOU CAN USE SATALITE INTERNET WITH YOUR PS3...THEY LIE AND WANT YOU TO SIGN THEIR CONTRACT....I GOT DUPED!!!!

Posted on 10.24.09 02:59 AM by THEfireman

@THEfireman - That really sucks if you can't even play PS3. Just curious... when you signed your contract and handed it back to the guy did he go EEEEEEEE HE HEEHEHEHEH HE HEee?
Aw dude, that was Cryptkeeper man! He got you!

Seriously but that sucks.

Posted on 10.24.09 03:43 AM by obscured

@obscured...

SO there I was... holy s*** there I am...

watching youtube videos of pain (I'm at work, what can a guy do?), and I stumble across one of yours... can't remember which one, just remember it being yours and...

I thought it was mine. You were doing with your camera and ooching exactly what I would have done. It was some weird trippy out of body experience type thing like "I swear that's me playing, but I don't remember doing that????"

Ok, back to data entry. Can anyone hypnotize me and make me think I'm fishing or something?

Posted on 10.24.09 08:49 AM by Patrick

not long till content! i hope europe gets it at the same time or i'll be pissed!

Posted on 10.24.09 13:34 PM by

@obscured
Yah, tell it how it is! But I can't remove an option, just add one. Sorry... but this will cheer you up Smile .

Are you going to celebrate Halloween?
()Yes- 2/100%
()No- 0/0%

Votes: 2



What Halloween launchable do you want to see in PAIN?
()Skeleton- 1/25%
()Witch- 0/0%
()Reaper- 1/25%
()Cryptkeeper- 2/50%

Votes: 4

Nominations:1

Cryptkeeper- PASSED


@pick-e
The reason why the next update is so big, is because Fat Princess is taking up all the file size. :p

@Everybody
Come on people, vote! (Not urging, just trying to bring back the fun to this site Smile ).

Posted on 10.24.09 14:45 PM by PS3Potential

@Everybody
Oh Jesus! The Screenshots page is back!

@Travis
Is that a Star Trek character I see? Wink

Posted on 10.24.09 14:48 PM by PS3Potential

The screen shots were never down!!!!!

IT IS THE POSE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!

Posted on 10.24.09 15:02 PM by debbie

no ps3p, its the yellow wiggle geoff Tong, thats if you yankies know who the wiggles are... but serious now, it is george from st, havent you bought him yet? his old news

Posted on 10.24.09 16:32 PM by

Cool story Patrick! We understand explosives! It would be awesome if they drop Tokyo on us tomorrow. Like pick-e said - it's a very chunky version update. Where does he get the version upgrade info btw?

Posted on 10.24.09 16:40 PM by obscured

i only got 4 gig left for my limit, hope thats enough

Posted on 10.25.09 00:00 AM by

495 meg of pain update downloading now..........................

Leeli67

Posted on 10.25.09 08:58 AM by

Well the Install really slows down at 34% , has all the signs of a new map , gonna write this post as install happens ..... ..... ..... oh..36%.....lots of clues on the blog words like Vegas and japan ...cant believe its a map ?..ok im in ...just looking ..nothing..maybe later then ??????????
leeli67

Posted on 10.25.09 09:58 AM by

NEW LAUNCHIES: Flavor flave and elvira

new foxy chick talks ya in game ??

cant be all surely

Posted on 10.25.09 10:08 AM by

the lolly is fixed
loads of new costumes for a few of em
leeli67

Posted on 10.25.09 10:38 AM by

Halloween theme and a new mode (traditional scoring with explosives). -Is that all? If so, I must say I´m a little bit disapointed...

Posted on 10.25.09 10:40 AM by ejona

Is PAINBall in the update?

Posted on 10.25.09 10:41 AM by Slaminthelamb

first of all new Ginger is smokin!

..new outfits for some
..new freeplay with explosives with all levels,
..new voice over chick, you can turn off in options..
..new starting credit movie
..flava flav!!! woohoo! cant wait to see his clock colection! i love him!
..havnt seen shop update yet, so dont know about anything purchasable

Posted on 10.25.09 12:38 PM by dave

Where did you get the update? I just loaded PAIN and there wasn't an update.


@obscured

Yes

Cryptkeeper

Posted on 10.25.09 12:43 PM by Joey

omg! i know its got nuffin to do wif pain, but i just got an email from PSN saying i won a GT prize pack for entering a pic of my son next to a ford GT!!!

Posted on 10.25.09 12:47 PM by dave

@Dave, congrats, let us know what you actually get. Very cool

Posted on 10.25.09 13:02 PM by srart

Update 5.05 has indeed fixed many of the bugs particularly to do with unlocking ingame trophies like Air Attack & Limp Wrist so well done IM!

We may want FWE Mutants to check the TC issue? Maybe the HnC Timer ikssue as well?

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 10.25.09 13:03 PM by

@PS3Potential
1)Halloween - hell yeah!!, best holiday of the year in my opinion.

2)Cryptkeeper

@Homerjnick, I will be off of work tomorrow to be testing the TC & HnC issues.

cronos1515

Posted on 10.25.09 13:28 PM by Rick

I didn't get an update this morning when I checked, but I did have pretty Candy Corn on the menu... still says this is the last week of the AXE contest - kind of annoying as that originally popped up the week after the AXE contest was OVER!

Here's hoping for a nice update when I get home! Hopefully I'll see y'all online tonight, because this morning the room was filled with crickets!

Please... please... please let some of the squeaky wheel fixes be fixed. Would LOVE to see a post from Obsy later saying he never lost a trigger crate, and bested his best score by 40%.

Posted on 10.25.09 14:00 PM by TheBrainMachine

Halloween - YES
Crypt Keeper Definitely YES

Anyone seen a new map yet?

Posted on 10.25.09 14:01 PM by TheBrainMachine

Bueler...?

Posted on 10.25.09 16:25 PM by TheBrainMachine

Bueler...??

Posted on 10.25.09 16:59 PM by TheBrainMachine

Frye....???

Posted on 10.25.09 17:00 PM by TheBrainMachine

hope this update is worth it....taking forever! and im assuming theres no new environment or fat princess

Posted on 10.25.09 17:57 PM by James

@ Travis
Painalympics with online leaderboard is wicked thanks guys.
PAINBall is listed on my online games with a score saying that I've played 11 games???

Posted on 10.25.09 18:11 PM by Slaminthelamb

haha online still seems mucked up den Slammin , store updated and no PAINball , no New Map , just Elvira or woteva the celeb female is

ill be downloading the update later

is PAINalympics now single player ??

Posted on 10.25.09 18:27 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

5.05 brought:
New Characters: Elvira, Flava Flav
New Costumes: Kenneth, Hung Lo, Buzz
New Modes: Freeplay With Explosives, PAINball
New Leaderboards: PAINalympics
New Extras: Hints / Instructions
New Fixes: Lollipop & more?
New PAIN Lab: NO
New Theme: Was available pre-patch
New File Size: 1729mb

To be honest I wasn't expecting a new level since they would have been hyping it, but a huge version jump and a nearly 500mb download had me expecting various other things. So here are some things I was hoping for that we didn't get:

HOME Game Launch Support: NO
Revised XMB Trophy List: NO
New PAIN XMB Background: NO
In-game Screenshots: NO

However what we did get is really great. I'm sure they snuck in a few more characters (Fat Princess) that are hidden for the time being. After all that 496mb couldn't have just been for the two new modes, right?

Posted on 10.25.09 18:44 PM by pick-e

39% on install now. Will report RE: MS FWE TC issue in ~61%+10 minutes (to get to 200 for the issue to occur)

Posted on 10.25.09 18:48 PM by Patrick

I didn't get PAINBall or Flava Flave. But it will prob come next week thats what usually happens.

@ Liam
Painalympics is single player with online scoreboards come beat me if you can...

Posted on 10.25.09 18:59 PM by Slaminthelamb

TC issue is different now... I had a TC not show up in the overhead map, but I found it in the level. After that point, no TCs were in the overhead map, but I was able to find (some) of them no problem. I had to resort to going into replay after each launch and flying around searching for TCs Frown

Posted on 10.25.09 19:11 PM by Patrick

I didn't get PAINBall or Flava Flave either. Could it be a european issue (as usual?) :-P

Posted on 10.25.09 19:15 PM by ejona

@Patrick
that issue doesnt sound so bad now , but still PAIN in the ass
hopefully they can get tht fixed now then
but things are looking up , if the crates are finally showing

Posted on 10.25.09 19:30 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@P-Pot - Cryptkeeper FTW!

Posted on 10.25.09 19:36 PM by TonyB

... Of course I meant come beat Leeli. Nice score mate, I think that lead will change hands many times I'm gunning for ya.
Thats what we need in Pain... GUNS !

Posted on 10.25.09 20:11 PM by Slaminthelamb

50 CAL mmmmmmmm

Posted on 10.25.09 20:11 PM by Slaminthelamb

yh but not actually shooting you

maybe in like a miltary area & hit a button which sets it of shooting at something , like the tank in movie studio

Posted on 10.25.09 20:51 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I just shot Leeli right between the eyes with my splurg gun lol (told ya)

Posted on 10.25.09 20:58 PM by Slaminthelamb

HA HA I'd call that a British Invasion lol

Posted on 10.25.09 21:01 PM by Slaminthelamb

So today we're getting Elvira as a character today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWo1uEqSsP0
I think it's a good idea to have a UK account on the side. That way you can see what we're getting in the store early!
Laughing

Posted on 10.25.09 22:06 PM by Conrad

Is it just me or is it taking a while for the PSN to update?

Posted on 10.25.09 22:07 PM by Dennis

@Everybody
Woops! Sorry, I was off PAIN for a while, so I didn't know about the wiggle guy, and pose of the week or anything. I was busy playing Nazi Zombies! FTW! Smile

Oh, I got my name back. P-Pot (not Pee Pot Tong).

Are you going to celebrate Halloween?
()Yes- 4/100%
()No- 0/0%

Votes: 4



What Halloween launchable do you want to see in PAIN?
()Skeleton- 1/16%
()Witch- 0/0%
()Reaper- 1/16%
()Cryptkeeper- 5/68%

Votes: 7

Nominations:1

Cryptkeeper- PASSED


@Joey
Is that a vote, or are you just mentioning obscured's Cryptkeeper option?

Posted on 10.25.09 22:10 PM by PS3Potential

Well I really don't see the need of getting a Halloween special character. I mean, Elvira doesn't count? Anybody remember the days you could watch that and be normal, now you would be called goth and emo...quite frankly. I give the PAIN team two thumbs up for getting this blast from the past into our favorite game.

Posted on 10.25.09 22:13 PM by Dennis

Does anyone else want to see H.R. Puffinstuff in the launcher? Or is this just my sick, twisted mind?

Posted on 10.25.09 22:14 PM by Dennis

What is the deal with Flava Flav? He wasn't in my update...and I am in the US.

Posted on 10.25.09 22:35 PM by TonyB

WTF!

I get the update. It has a bunch of costumes. And that's it.

What the hell!

I was suppost to get FAT PRINCESS,
FLAVA FLAV,
and ELVIRA!

This is what always happens to me! I get the museum for dlc, and Andy Dick, but no Takei!

What is wrong with us americans!!??

Does idol minds hate us or something!?

I am fricking sick of this bullsh!t!

Posted on 10.25.09 22:39 PM by debbie

@debbie
It's called a staggered content release. In todays patch we got the character data for those characters and also PAINball. However like the last time Idol Minds isn't going to release all of these things for sale on Day 1. The unlock keys will be gradually released on the store over the next few of weeks.

Posted on 10.25.09 22:47 PM by pick-e

relax dude i dont think anyone got flava yet, you can just see his shaddow in the unlockables section, only elvira is purchaseable in shop, rest still to come, no painball either... or half the stuff that other dude said, it was all probably in the update, just unvisible till the purchase activation arives

Posted on 10.25.09 22:58 PM by dave

and debbie, you gotta go the shop and buy it, nothing comes free you know

Posted on 10.25.09 22:59 PM by dave

I think Elvira is a fantastic choice. That was a nice surprise when I logged in the PSN store this afternoon. That was totally unexpected. I'm having tons of fun "playing" with her at the Museum.So that means no Painball today. I'm sure Travis will drop by to tell us what went wrong... Once he's back from his Las Vegas break that is. Personally I don't mind. I can wait. I still have a tons of trophies to unlock +Buzz+Elvira's costumes.

Posted on 10.25.09 23:02 PM by Jerome

Elvira was a nice suprise! I love her poses! Her ooch is terrible though.

Posted on 10.25.09 23:43 PM by jasonmc

@Idol Minds - Thanks for the new update! looks like some cool little tid bits! FWE freeplay, nice! Oh, a new character! Alright, Elvira, haha, sweet! Some new costumes!? Cool! Oh, whats this!? Ginger has a new one!? Haha! yeah! .... oh ... so, like I was sayin.... um... uhhh...
Gin g e r ...
........




...ass......







*drool*

Posted on 10.26.09 02:03 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Some freaky high scores on the Painalympics leaderboard already huh?

homerjnick

Posted on 10.26.09 13:06 PM by

@homerjnick
U.S. didn't get Painalympics. Quit rubbing it in...
Tim

Posted on 10.26.09 19:13 PM by THitter

Eh? Are you sure? EVERYONE has had Painalympics for a while now, in Sore Spots no?

In this update they have provided a leaderboard for it.

US have NO Painalympics AT ALL? Seriously?

homerjnick

Posted on 10.26.09 19:52 PM by

Are you not getting confused with PAINBall?

Posted on 10.26.09 19:52 PM by

@Thitter
U.S. has PAINalympics for sure (now with leaderbord goodness)

@homerjnick
Thanks man

@Travis
I see, give em incentive to prctice before you throw em to the Futan...err wolves. Good on ya, but Online would be waaaay better. Not sayin, jus sayin.

-Futant420

Posted on 10.26.09 22:25 PM by Chris

Yes, we've had PAINalympics for w hile - it came with the Sore Spots add on - the leaderboard is the only new thing for PAINalympics.

Elvira is awesome. I've always loved her - and I gotta say - I called it about a month ago, and Travis brushed it aside with an "Elvira who?" comment. Nice to see her join our other buxom beauties for Halloween.

I was hoping for a surprise PAIN Graveyard, but great to see new content anyway.

Keep it up IdolMinds. Travis... put it all on Black 8 - trust me.

Posted on 10.26.09 22:28 PM by TheBrainMachine

Do you guys realize it's been like a year and we still don't have an MP3 of "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"

Posted on 10.26.09 22:34 PM by Conrad

Futant420....599,000 eh? Not bad, riding the bull is the key!

homerjnick

Posted on 10.26.09 22:46 PM by

@homerjnick

555 large and change. And actually my bull riding record in singleplayer is a little limp. Multiplayer I have 2,292, but single player is 600 or so. I totally agree that the key to the board will be good overall skill with an outrageous bull ride score. Hmmm...I'll be back

Posted on 10.26.09 22:52 PM by Chris

i got 179meters today in anvil toss with Samurai Takei

takei throws it weirdly and further then any other character , i swear

it ended all the way at the back of the stage, was on 180m but hit wall and came bak abit

but takei through it like it was the weight of a feather

got 100,000 for it , but den did rubbish in the rest of my events , so not too high on da boards Frown

Posted on 10.27.09 00:29 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@NUFCRULE-Liam"
"takei throws it weirdly and further then any other character"
This brings me to an idea I had been thinking about recently. The leaderboards should have an icon of the character each player used to achieve their scores, at least the top ten players if not all. That way we could get a better idea of which character is best at what to an extent.

Posted on 10.27.09 01:10 AM by pick-e

@Travis

Just had a go after the latest update, so much cool stuff and for free! Really like the new Paindemonium modes with the FWE layouts. I remember ages back putting this idea forward and you (or one of the Painlings) thinking it was a decent suggestion. All was quiet for a while but now out of the blue here they are!
This is the closest thing people like me get to game design or whatever, and seeing your idea in your favourite game is a real buzz! A few of my ideas have come to pass (or happened by coincidence) and I'd just like to say thanks.
To others putting ideas forward - don't get put off if you don't get a response straight away from the Pain team. They obviously keep a note of all ideas we have and one day you may get a nice supprise too.

Posted on 10.27.09 01:28 AM by The_Probe

@pick-e
thats sounds real good idea , to be honest which character you use it doesnt make to much difference coz u still need to be skilful at the game mode , but it would be a very cool feature none the less

Posted on 10.27.09 02:34 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@PAIN Team
Great update!! Seems like you fixed A LOT of the bugz including the STM elevator issue. I tip my cap to all of you. Flava Flav? NIIIIIIIICE!!!! Can't wait. As far as Elvira goes.....I sure hope someone on the staff tapped that!!! THAT GIRL IS FIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!! Very pleasant addition to the cast! Whoever thought of Freestyle scoring FWE is a genious. It's absolutely brilliant! Two thumbs up as is, and with more 2 come...GREAT JOB!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.27.09 02:56 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Sure would be nice to play this game on-line again....stupid satalite internet!!!!!

can't even get the update.....maybe a pain tee shirt would be my only other option to get cuz i can't play anymore!!!!

take pitty on me please travis??? send a tee my way!!!

Posted on 10.27.09 04:45 AM by THEfireman

@Pick-e

I totally agree with LIAM on this one. It is a good idea but I can use ANY character to infuse a high score. Which brings up Jasonmc's comment about Alvira's ooch. I used her to get my hi score in FPWE in AP so what I'm getting at is that if you know how to play it doesn't matter who you use.

Posted on 10.27.09 06:16 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

ah THAT Painalympics. forgot all about it. Not a big fan.

Posted on 10.27.09 06:36 AM by THitter

Great update guys. One question though. It seems that every mode has a freestyle fwe mode now except for pain reunion. Why not include that level as well?

Posted on 10.27.09 15:35 PM by Travis

@ Ron
Seriouly her ooch factor is bad, almost as bad as Santas. It's like dead weight when she hits the ground. I can see anyone being able to get a high score with her in AP though, being that AP is the easiest place to score points. I like her though I just wouldn't suggest using her in a game of horse.

Posted on 10.28.09 01:34 AM by jasonmc

@jasonmc

Seriously, I think you may not've understood me. I got 93 mil in FREEPLAY W/ EXPLOSIVES! It may be "easy" to get hi scores in AP but it is difficult to ooch with ANY character through such debris. Why don't you try it with a character you think has good ooch and see what hi score you get out of it. Funny that you bring up horse because I have played about five games with her so far and only lost one. I am not trying to be an ass, I just feel like you haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about. I literally pick a character blindfolded and get a hi score with them. All you need is proper skill and knowledge of when to use ooch and just plain ol' know how to play.

Posted on 10.28.09 03:39 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Dude your a mutant you could get insane scores with anyone. I think i've played FunW/Explosives online with you once and you got to much time on your hands to play that good! I speak for us normal people who don't kick ass at everything. Not everyone is a mutant so chill. Oh and yes I did originally misunderstand you I thought you were talking about afterhours. I enjoy this game just as much as everyone else stop being an ass cause someone is not as good as you or has a diffent opinion.

Posted on 10.28.09 04:29 AM by jasonmc

@ Ron
That last message was for u.

Posted on 10.28.09 04:30 AM by jasonmc

Hey guys back from Rome!

Elvira was unexpected ,but a nice touch

@P-Pot

Skeleton For. The. Win.

Posted on 10.28.09 04:36 AM by lorine

@jasonmc

I am sorry. I didn't mean to offend. I just wanted you to understand my point. Any character is a good character as long as you have the understanding of how each character works & moves. I know my skill level exceeds most & you're right, I have too much time on my hands, but the knowledge of how each character works got my skills to what they are.

Posted on 10.28.09 06:58 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

ooohhhhhhh... gingers new outfit is seeeexxxxyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.28.09 07:56 AM by joseph

lol, i wouldn't be jelous of someone that good at it, if anything i feel sorry for them....

Posted on 10.28.09 18:39 PM by dave

Dave...?

Posted on 10.29.09 02:24 AM by Slaminthelamb

daves not here ..hes in the gym

leeli

Posted on 10.29.09 04:31 AM by

No... I'm Dave man will you... come on open up!

Posted on 10.29.09 12:17 PM by obscured

Final results for both polls.

Are you going to celebrate Halloween?
()Yes- 4/100%
()No- 0/0%

Votes: 4



What Halloween launchable do you want to see in PAIN?
()Skeleton- 2/24%
()Witch- 0/0%
()Reaper- 1/12%
()Cryptkeeper- 5/60%

Votes: 7

Nominations:1

Cryptkeeper- PASSED

Hope Travis can use something out of this. Smile

Posted on 10.29.09 13:51 PM by PS3Potential

Any idea how PAINball might work when it turns up , I saw a pimp slap glove in a screeny..

Leeli67

Posted on 10.29.09 17:20 PM by

Well if anything, I suppose my vote goes towards The Cryptkeeper.

Posted on 10.29.09 22:09 PM by Dennis

Here's a crazy thought.....

When you add costumes to already available characters, make them unlockables, that way we have to earn them!

Posted on 10.29.09 22:26 PM by Patrick

@Patrick - Thats what I've been saying all along! Even if they're super easy, unlockables add to the fun factor of the game.

Posted on 10.29.09 23:27 PM by qb2bTheReaper

That's it...Brett Favre must officially become a launchable!! If the packers won't hit the S.O.B. I WILL!!! Headfirst into a wall. Over...and over....and over...again & again.......

Posted on 10.30.09 07:42 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Hope everyone had a great PAINfull, yet safe Halloween!

I agree with the above sentiments - all costumes should be Unlockable. It does add a bit of accomplishment to getting the costume - and it's fun.

Posted on 10.30.09 10:39 AM by TheBrainMachine

ALERT FIX THIS PLZ!!

When choosing a costume the voices don't occur when moving on to the second costume. it only works for elvira and buzz.

@Everyone

WHY CRYPTKEEPER?!!

Skeleton is the way to go!!

C'mon MR.BONEJANGLES

THE HIP BONE IS CONNECTED TO THE....

I think I'll shut up now. Smile

Posted on 10.30.09 13:00 PM by lorine

I think FPWE is my new favorite mode, never even tested the MS TC issue or HnC issues to see if they were fixed.

cronos1515

Posted on 10.30.09 13:21 PM by Rick

@Travis

Couple of ideas...

* Muffy needs a trophy in the future, possibly along the lines of 'Muffy the vampire slayer' or a (rude) variation of. Cool if the new environment is a haunted castle as has been suggested.

* New environment: Possibly 'Pain the TV show'?, something in the vein of Gladiators or Wipeout. This would give the designers pretty much free reign to create any type of obstacle they like eg cannons, ramps, escalators, water chutes etc. You could have a (celebrity) presenter giving a running commentary on procedings. 'Painiacs' dishing out justice with dubious looking foam weapons etc.
Pretty much anything goes. Possible?

Posted on 10.30.09 15:15 PM by The_Probe

Elvira was a great addition to the game, now if we could only get Bruce Campbell in the game.

Posted on 10.30.09 16:38 PM by Jeremy

@Everybosy
The poll ended on Halloween, so I don't know why you're still voting. :/

Also, I'm predicting a new story/thread/forum/whatever you call it when either PAINball releases or something else does. Mainly PAINball.

Posted on 10.31.09 02:07 AM by PS3Potential

Bruce Cambell would be dope. Especially with an army of darkness costume. How's about Adam West?

Posted on 10.31.09 02:22 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis/Sony/IdolMinds

Thanks for all the cool FREE modes you guys! I can't believe this dam game. Will I never grow bored of it?

Replayability: PAIN BLOWS DOORS on ANYTHING I've ever touched!

I can't imagine them working on any more new areas - but hell yes I'll take it if they are!

Posted on 10.31.09 03:02 AM by obscured

I can IMAGINE it and it looks a lot like a ZOO. But thats just my imagination, it probably won't happen.

Hooray! for Bonejangles!

Hooray! for Bruce Campbell!

Posted on 10.31.09 03:16 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Bruce Cambell? Adam West? I thought we wanted Peter Griffin, unless we gave up on it? Wait! PAIN, making fun of celebrities. We ARE Family Guy! Or SouthPark! :p

Posted on 10.31.09 04:31 AM by PS3Potential

Elvira was cool for Halloween, but WTF were they thinking with Flava Flav??? Who the hell gives 2 flying F's about Flava Flav. He's king of the ignorant douche's and is nothing but an icon in stupidity.

I'm sure they had some better choices that him.

See what happens when Travis leaves town?

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 10.31.09 04:32 AM by Eric

P-pot - Um, could you explain that in sentences, please. ...or A sentence, or something?

...OR, better yet, make a another poll with those names!

Posted on 10.31.09 05:20 AM by qb2bTheReaper

fight the power, Public enemy number 1!

Dont dis the Flav man, he rawks

great 80's icon, you still in diapers eric??

Posted on 10.31.09 10:53 AM by dave

@cronos1515

Got to agree with ya, I'm loving the new FPWE modes on all the levels....dunno why we didn't actually request this!

homerjnick

Posted on 10.31.09 11:30 AM by

Anyone remember that song "Bring the Noise" by Public Enemy and Anthrax? Great song and one of the original rap/metal songs. Flavor Flav rocking out is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU

Posted on 10.31.09 16:09 PM by Vyrastas

@Vyrastas, I saw FF and Anthrax do that song live back in the day.

cronos1515

Posted on 10.31.09 16:47 PM by Rick

Here's a new poll for y'all.

Do you think polls are stupid?

Yes Or No?

Posted on 10.31.09 17:55 PM by TheBrainMachine

Travis... Are you back in town?

How bout a new thread? When Hasslehoff was released there was a big to do about it - much fan fare. Why hasn't there been a nice new thread for each of the celebrity releases. Where's the Elvira love, man?

Posted on 10.31.09 17:56 PM by TheBrainMachine

@TBM...

Elvira is just too hot for all that hoop-a-la... with her in the game, all you need is the release...

Posted on 10.31.09 18:12 PM by Patrick

@All
New characters really don't add a lot to the game play IMHO. I'll buy the new characters but always end up using Ao No Kutsu in the end. The charactics as far as ooch goes doesn't seem to vary enough that I've found any need for any of the other characters. The only exception may be if I play a game that requires longer launching or reach for grabbing.

BTW, why doesn't this website have a list of characters like this? http://www.us.playstation.com/PS3/Games/PAIN/Store

Posted on 10.31.09 18:15 PM by THitter

@Obscured By Clouds...

What's the verdict on the fixes? Did they finally nail the TC issue? H&C bugs? The masses want to hear from the mutants.


@Patrick - She is Hot... if a bit pale. Not bad for a grandma. But it's not just her - the last few celebrity releases were kind of ignored here on the site - No Takei post, no Andy Dick post either. I would think that after PAYING these celebrities to bring the PAIN, they would promote it a bit more. Of course I buy them all anyway. I just would like to see this thread updated a bit more often than once every month or two...

Posted on 10.31.09 18:26 PM by TheBrainMachine

@TBM... deadhead informed me, and I later confirmed, TCs are still as dependable as a gas station condom...

Posted on 10.31.09 18:33 PM by Patrick

@Patrick

Thats a bummer. It's not a problem I will probably ever see as I SUCK at FWE. But It's been brought up here so many times, it would be great to hear that the problem was solved. Maybe next push!

Idol Minds! Keep your spirits up, and keep up the great work!

Posted on 10.31.09 19:08 PM by TheBrainMachine

@Obsy... nice score in DT-FPWE I was working on beating it by 100Mil last night but fell asleep at the wheel (literally, fell asleep... long runs can get boring)... tonight I'll try to post a 169.1M score.

Posted on 10.31.09 20:07 PM by Patrick

@Patrick
I like FPWE but you nailed it. The whole 'trick' is to run your multipler up to 100+ and then just ooch for hours. It's an endurance test not a skill test. Idol Minds could have solved the problem with those ooch until you fall asleep levels by tracking which objects you've hit and using a timer to start counting down everytime you ooched without hitting anything. You would eventually run out of objects to hit but at least you wouldn't be score chasing all night doing mindless ooching.

Posted on 10.31.09 21:26 PM by THitter

@TH,

exactly... I had a 180x ish going and was on my 30th lap or so (I just go up one street, down the other, rinse, repeat), when I fell asleep on that one.

Posted on 10.31.09 21:36 PM by Patrick

@cronos1515

Ha lucky you, I wish I could have seen that. I didn't get around to seeing Anthrax until after Belladonna left.

Posted on 10.31.09 22:09 PM by Vyrastas

@Vyrastas, How about "I'm the Man" from Anthrax....

"For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck our..."
"Sexual organ in the lower abdominal area!"
"No man, it's dicks!"


cronos1515

Posted on 10.31.09 23:09 PM by Rick

@TRAVIS

TRIGGER CRATES ARE STILL MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 11.01.09 00:04 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@TheBrainMachine

I'll try HnC tonight probably. I got to about 400 or so in MS and I was hoping things would continue to run smooth but it did eventually pull the missing trigger act. Which is an ongoing shame. I mean, if it takes me just 1 attempt to realize missing triggers are still present then... well who's testing this mode is what I want to know.
I've basically moved on from that mode but if they say it's fixed again I'll try it again I guess.

I DO notice the camera is fixed in Downtown though.
BUT, Shotblocks still has the 'vanishing after you throw them' crates.

But again I must say I'm pleasantly stoked at the new free modes. Was not expecting that.
Very anxious to see the new Naughty Bits too.

@Patrick
I agree it becomes a tedious endurance challenge but that's what it takes to get your name at the top. With all the debris in the late part of the run - it does require skill to navigate around and only takes one errant ooch to choke.

Posted on 11.01.09 01:19 AM by obscured

@P,

I've always thought FWE was boring anyway but FpWE is even worse, IMO. But then again, I'm weird because I have no problem playing STM all day long, lol.

Posted on 11.01.09 02:08 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@TheBM - No.

The polls aren't hurting anybody, if you don't like them, don't participate. If you have something against knowing what people want in the game OR possibly contributing to the game, you don't even have to READ them.

Posted on 11.01.09 02:16 AM by qb2bTheReaper

I got the swine fellaz...it's not cool!!! Can't even focus enough to play PAIN!

Posted on 11.01.09 03:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

BCB W/ TECH N9NE THIS SATURDAY! BCB HITS THE STAGE @ 6:40!! Swine flu or not, I'M ROCKIN' THAT Sh..... We got some suprises for ya too including NEW TRACKS!!

Posted on 11.01.09 03:07 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Dave~

No, i'm not still in diapers. I'll be arm deep in poop soon though. Wifey's gonna be delivering our first little bit of evil the end of december, beg. of jan. We're hopin she comes out a Sagittarius like her mom & pop. Ripe ol' age of 31. I just think if they're going to go that far to put someone in PAIN that we have to pay for, it should be someone much cooler. Plus, why should Flav be getting anymore money, even after his horrible shows? Too bad the Shat didn't work out. I remember Travis saying he's not THAT much of a Negotiator... (insert sarcastic laugh here)

I don't know, I still really think Dark Helmet from Spaceballs would've been a MUCH better launchable. I mean, c'mon, how many times have you wanted to throw Rick Moranis at something?

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 11.01.09 12:20 PM by Eric

Even Edgar Allan Poe would be pretty sick... but that's me. I'm psychotic about Poe. We're even naming our new baby girl Lenore.

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 11.01.09 12:21 PM by Eric

Did Juggs say he got the swine flu?
Does that mean we'll be getting a launchable pig character?
-<insert groan>-
Sorry, couldn't resist.

Heh.

Posted on 11.01.09 12:44 PM by Cavefish

@eric

Fair nuff, but lot of people do like him, or find him comical, as for your suggestion, i dont even know who that is, so who'd sell more?? and just coz ya dont like him, doesnt mean ya wont buy him and toss him... i cant stand goerge bush, or michael jacko, but if the released them, id still buy em to see em get beaten up...

Posted on 11.01.09 15:20 PM by dave

launchable pig character?

Thats what we need an English policeman in the launcher in full uniform. lol

Posted on 11.01.09 18:07 PM by Slaminthelamb

Didn't Travis say he was gonna check in while on vacation after the update dropped? In the words of Stephanie Tanner "HOW RUDE!!" Why must he always say one thing and do another? Frustrating!

Posted on 11.01.09 22:45 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Maybe Travis never left Vegas, that's why we haven't heard from him.

cronos1515

Posted on 11.02.09 03:34 AM by Rick

He's probably pan handling out on the strip!

Posted on 11.02.09 03:37 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

it's next month, still no PAIN AXE JARVIS contest winners. Frown

Posted on 11.02.09 06:01 AM by DO2K03

@cronos1515

"I'm the Man" is a classic... I used to listen that EP all the time.

I'm so bad I should be in detention!

Watch the beat!


@All
I like the new FPWE modes... a nice new spin on the classic mode.

Posted on 11.02.09 06:02 AM by Vyrastas

@Obsy, did u get a chance to test HnC? With u saying the TC prob still exists will keep me from playin that mode. I did find out the Museum FWE will now keep your scores, I saw that Stone Man got over 1200 in platinum.

Posted on 11.02.09 06:33 AM by Rick

last post was from me

cronos1515

Posted on 11.02.09 06:34 AM by Rick

damn... profile just reset again online... any word on why this is happening and if there's a fix in the pipeline?

--paerley

Posted on 11.02.09 11:08 AM by Patrick

@Dave

If you don't know who Edgar Allen Poe is then I feel sad for YOU.
If he was a launchable, I'd buy him over Jacko any day, hands down.

Posted on 11.02.09 13:58 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@cronosfideenfideen ;-P

Happy to report so far plat club HnC plays without a hitch. How refreshing that feels. It's exactly as it should be. Killer concept. Feelin good, feelin 7UP! Thought I would decimate my high score then I CHOKED.

The_Stone_Man is a top tier player.

Blaze_It_Up double diddle dares me to top his 230mil in Probe fpfwe. A daunting challenge, I give chase. Got past 200mil, all but owned it then I CHOKED.

Atomic Turd - our beloved 'The Probe' on this board, fancy's making a statement with his scores.
Q: When is 200,000,000 NOT a commendable achievement one can be very proud of?
A: When Turdy goes BIG in that same mode with a 1.3 BILLION high score.
And now he has already secreted his odor upon the new AP freeplay/w explosives - a mode I LOVE because FINALLY we have a new reason to play the overall BEST AREA in PAIN (imo). Ok so he phoof's a nice 240milsky's and again I ride out to meet/greet and beat that high score.
But somewhere near 220,000,000 I once again poisoned my mind with just one molecule of
self doubt and before I could hit pause to medicate those bad thoughts away, I CHOKED.

What's my point? I don't know. Just blabbin I guess. Been a few since I had a good blab. The big guy here does his share of chokin' though.

Oh and put HOT AND COLD IN MOVIE STUDIO!!

Posted on 11.03.09 01:53 AM by obscured

@EVERYONE

1....


2....



3....





CHESTICLES ( . )( . )

Posted on 11.03.09 05:58 AM by DO2K03

@obsy. tape a piece of paper so you can't see the score. if you're double paranoid, use a piece of cardboard too to cover the multiplier. Out of sight, out of mind!

BAAAAM. Ka-Pow. We need batman in this game, could have the old 1940s costume, the 89 movie costume, and the Bruce Wayne costume.

Posted on 11.03.09 06:23 AM by Patrick

@Obsy, good to know about HnC, guess I will get back to playin it.

cronos1515

Posted on 11.03.09 06:45 AM by Rick

@TRAVIS!!!

ALERT!! PLEASE FIX THIS!!

When choosing a costume the voices don't occur when moving on to the second costume. it only works for elvira and buzz.

Posted on 11.03.09 07:14 AM by lorine

@ EVERYONE
hate too say it but no update for PAIN in the European store ... so it doesn't look good for us in PAIN America , what is going on with Idol Minds , i know they had layoffs but even before the layoffs it was the same stuff . i'm not complaining because we all know there are enough cry babies here but if we are promised things then we should at least get conformation in RED letting us know so we don't have to travel through a long ass post.

Posted on 11.03.09 08:00 AM by silentBruce

@ EVERYONE
hate too say it but no update for PAIN in the European store ... so it doesn't look good for us in PAIN America , what is going on with Idol Minds , i know they had layoffs but even before the layoffs it was the same stuff . i'm not complaining because we all know there are enough cry babies here but if we are promised things then we should at least get conformation in RED letting us know so we don't have to travel through a long ass post.

Posted on 11.03.09 08:00 AM by silentBruce

yeah just looked my self although store updated 30 mins early no flave no painball ..im really gutted cant play fortress any longer getting to samey .........

leeli67

Posted on 11.03.09 08:09 AM by

HOLD IT just logged in ..........damn thought it was painball ......just new painlab

leeli67

Posted on 11.03.09 08:18 AM by

Yeah man Pain updated with 13 updates today. they cant be all for the painlab cannit?? innit???

@ Travis

I have always wondered what the little updates are would you start listing them somewhere please?

Posted on 11.03.09 08:31 AM by Slaminthelamb

WHERE IS PAINBall???

Posted on 11.03.09 08:32 AM by Slaminthelamb

travis,

the sore spots-pack has been re-added to the european psn-store, but it still is not purchaseable from the ingame menu... the single player bowling isnt working yet and is not in the ps-store...

is it safe to just download the sore spots content?

cheers,

bentley_boy

Posted on 11.03.09 08:49 AM by

just played painlabs , dont think i'll play it again cos i beat the cart .....i reckon us painiacs would for go the lab for a bit of Flave or a tweek too the online lobby ....

wat say U sir Slam ..?

leeli67(eu)

Posted on 11.03.09 12:37 PM by

WHERE IS PAINBall???

Posted on 11.03.09 12:54 PM by Slaminthelamb

@ lee

LOL I tried to grab hold of the cart,you know take me round and super Ooch over the line before it. As soon as I grabbed hold it stopped is that what they mean by cheatin?

Posted on 11.03.09 12:57 PM by Slaminthelamb

@TRAVIS and PAIN CREW

PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS VID AND TELL ME WHAT HAS HAPPENED??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwPatTi01yc


After todays update, all of my saved replays are like this.

Posted on 11.03.09 13:43 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Hey Ron that's some wild whacked out shizzle man. It reminds me of that movie 'The Thing' (Kurt Russell remake) when tentacles and stuff start popping out of the peeps.

Posted on 11.03.09 14:12 PM by obscured

Yeah mate the spider head just like Rons freaky Jarvis

Posted on 11.03.09 15:36 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Obscured

I've got to say that the new FWE Paindemonium mode is pretty awesome, with a good chance of getting a high score relatively quickly. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before my score is eclipsed by someone on this board...with a good chance it's you my mutated buddy.
I think I noticed you had the high score on the FWE Paindemonium on Downtown, something over 100million? Now if that's right I reckon that will be a difficult one to beat. Downtown seems to me the most difficult to get a high multiplier and decent score.

As long as we keep getting different layouts on old environments etc I'm happy.

Posted on 11.03.09 15:50 PM by The_Probe

^^^^

Sorry! Just checked, that's Paerly's score. Nice going dude, going to be a bummer to beat. Wonder if anyone will have the guts and stanjma to try and top it? Like I said before, an insane high score sometimes isn't worth the heartache to beat.

Posted on 11.03.09 16:06 PM by The_Probe

I agree with thebrainmachine.
I REALLY don't like this new thing Idol Mind's been doing, where they don't tell us about things until they're released.

Posted on 11.03.09 16:11 PM by Conrad

@ eric,

was talkin bout yor spaceballs crap, must be a yankie thing, ive heard of edga ellen poof, his the queer that writes poetry or some crap... who cares...

Posted on 11.03.09 16:38 PM by

@No Name Above

Spaceballs is a funny ass movie and it might possibly be something that ignorant ppl like you just don't like since there isn't any confederate flags or toothless hillbillies in it.

As for Poe goes, go back to school and get a REAL opinion. Obviously from your ridiculous spelling you never made it out of grade school. Poe's writing are creative dark and are the inspiration for a lot of scary movies and other writings. Michael Jackson sucks balls and I'm glad he's dead. I would hate to have him in PAIN.

Posted on 11.03.09 17:32 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Travis where are you bud? We would like to know if your still alive out there! Keep up the good work guys!

Posted on 11.03.09 18:37 PM by jasonmc

"confederate flags" "toothless hillbillies" "grade school", still yankie crap, im not from your paranoid, defensive side of the world, and im glad... i state that i like flav as a character, an everyone turns into a nutcase...relax dudes... an who said i liked michael jackson anyway, i might not bother spellin properly, but at least i can read...
its only a game, and if i have an opinion, im entitled to share it,
dont go declearing i have weopons of mass destruction as an excuse to come and bomb me now..

Posted on 11.03.09 22:15 PM by dave

C'mon now dave we're ordinary as you or anyone else. You know it's the leaders that make those F'd up decisions so back off before you insult alot of players here. WE play PAIN to forget about bullshit like politics and general lameness.

EVERYONE:

Join hands and form a circle around the hookah. That's it... draw and pass, keep it moving. Fresh nugs on the ready at all times c'mon MOVE MOVE MOVE...

Posted on 11.04.09 01:25 AM by obscured

Dave?

No, Dave's not welcome here...

Posted on 11.04.09 01:26 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Prober,

thanks! I suspect that pretty much any of the mutant caliber players could top that 152mil though... I actually fell asleep during the run :-/ Big scores are a LOT easier in FPWE, and people were posting scores in the 100mil range in DT without the explosives. It just takes the dedication to do a 40 minute run.

Posted on 11.04.09 14:00 PM by Patrick

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
Only this, and nothing more."


cronos1515

Posted on 11.04.09 14:17 PM by Rick

Did the new painlab remind anyone else of F-Zero?

Posted on 11.04.09 16:20 PM by Patrick

Quoth cronos huh? Nice passage. I was always kinda partial to Tell Tale Heart.

Posted on 11.04.09 17:30 PM by Chris

@Chris, that just came to mind after being in the virtual circle with Obsy.

cronos1515

Posted on 11.04.09 17:37 PM by Rick

@ cronos1515

Are you a Nonce?

Posted on 11.04.09 19:17 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin, are you talking about the qoute from Poe's "The Raven", or the virtual circle I said I was in with Obsy? If it's about the circle, it would be me in line to partake on the hookah.

cronos1515

Posted on 11.04.09 19:58 PM by Rick

LOL its the poems mate they are a bit girly.

I'd be in Sir Obsey's sit down session too passing round the the chilum of peace.

Posted on 11.04.09 21:03 PM by Slaminthelamb

and I the bong of bravery

Posted on 11.04.09 21:15 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

...after the swine passes of course! Almost 100%

Posted on 11.04.09 21:16 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

No hangups in the circle! Pig's and Poe's, freaks and norms, Aussie's and Yanks, mutants and mortals - all are welcome at my Chalice of Peace!

PS - Hey Juggz how much longer do you have to feed from the trough? Will the curly tail disappear as well? Good luck bro. Bong of bravery <<< nice! Pizzo of paranoia <<< not so much.

Posted on 11.04.09 23:58 PM by obscured

@Patrick:

Yes. Playing it on the SNES and seeing that made me think it WAS a parody of F-Zero!

Posted on 11.05.09 02:53 AM by debbie

@obsy
I'm off the troff free 2 graze the fields, though I prefer to snip, dry, and then enjoy. It's been 6 days, I'm finally just another statistic AND survivor of that awful virus. All that remains is a slight but annoying cough/ dry throat. Doc says it could last up to 2 more weeks...insanity but I'm no longer contagious though. Gotta take the bad wit the good and vise versa. Kid & wife didn't catch it. Thank god They got the vaccine a few weeks back. You here about the a cat that caught it? No B.S!!

Posted on 11.05.09 04:46 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@debbie,

indeed! it's that corner then boost feel I think. It reminded me of a specific track, but I can't remember which one.... to be honest, I haven't played f-zero since high school...

--

@obscured,

haven't crossed paths with you in a while online... been busy? I've gotten into wood working, which is totally sapping my time (and wallet). Anyone want to trade a Radial Arm Saw for computer stuff?

Posted on 11.05.09 05:23 AM by Patrick

@Ron is God

I got the shivers lookin' at screwed up jarvis... lol

Posted on 11.05.09 14:43 PM by lorine

@Juggz
hope your getting better
ive just had a vaccinantion for swine flu here in the uk , NHS here are giving people with illness / conditions it becoz there more vulnerable to getting swine flu

the lady that put it in me said all done , and i turned round and said ''have you even put it in yet ?''

Posted on 11.05.09 17:03 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Liam - That last line could be taken waaaay out of context.

Posted on 11.06.09 02:00 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Patrick - Welcome to the world of sawdust packed nostrils! If you don't have one yet, you need to get a lathe... Nothing is more fun than sticking a sharp knife into a chunk of wood spinning at 800 rpm!!!!

Posted on 11.06.09 02:32 AM by TonyB

@Patrick - I usually fire up PAIN and check by the lobby for about a minute, join a game of Fortress or just head to single player challenges.

Posted on 11.06.09 04:52 AM by obscured

Yeah we like it when obsy plays fortress. It makes him seem almost human when he loses for a change, but it does leave mutant goo on the room.
-Futant420

Posted on 11.06.09 09:46 AM by Chris

Also, Online PAINalympics for the people!

Posted on 11.06.09 09:47 AM by Chris

@TBM
Jesus Christ, if you don't like polls, ignore them.

@qb2b
Thanks!

@Flying Pig Launchable
I can see it's catch phrase now.
"People said we'll have a black president when pigs fly. Well, swine flu". Tong
Flying Pig FTW!

Posted on 11.06.09 09:56 AM by PS3Potential

I just got home from a late night out and almost instantly get hit with a message from a friend after I logged on. Apparently Sony is making a pinball game for the PSP and wouldn't you know it one of the boards is designed around PAIN!

www.gamerbytes.com/.../...pain_and_more_get_pi.php

I always thought PAIN should hit the PSP in some fashion but never imagined it would be like this... :p

Posted on 11.06.09 13:38 PM by pick-e

@pick-e
That's sweet!!!

Posted on 11.06.09 21:33 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@qb2b
i see what you mean haha , it wasnt ment like that tho lol

Posted on 11.06.09 22:52 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Woot!!!
Top Ten score on all the Free Play FWE.
Won't last long but at least I was there...

Posted on 11.06.09 23:26 PM by THitter

@Thitter
haha well done
i got to number 1 in every clockbloks and shotblocks mode , i kept a few number 1's for about a week but then id lost every spot

Posted on 11.07.09 00:58 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

You're F'in funny dude.

~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 11.07.09 04:18 AM by Eric

Hey Turdy wtf? I will sit here and be gosh damned. Another billion+ in AP? Tell me please - what was your multiplier? Nice dam score dam you! Damn d' damn damn. Damn.

Posted on 11.07.09 15:19 PM by obscured

Any of you guys ever play downtown with Jarvis just for old times sake? I just did. Good times...

Posted on 11.07.09 16:43 PM by Conrad

@Conrad,

I play online as Jarvis all the time, usually as a follow up to a message of "The only reason you're so good at FWE is you have that sumo guy". I offer to teach them how to play, then whoop them as jarvis (all 4 costumes) while explaining the ropes. Usually by the end, they can get 40 or so consistently in DT.

Posted on 11.07.09 19:08 PM by Patrick

#999!

This post is nearly 2 months old and we're due some information and feedback (wait, aren't we the ones supposed to be giving the feedback?). A new blog post must be incoming some time this week but what will be the focus?

Formally introduce PAINball complete with a release date? Show some love to Elvira and Flavor Flav? Make note of Freeplay With Explosions? Fat Princess? Detail the AXE contest winners? All of the above? Or something more such as one last surprise for the 2K9 edition of PAIN?

Posted on 11.07.09 20:03 PM by pick-e

#1000

lol

Posted on 11.08.09 01:26 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

1000 messages!!! When will we have an update? I want my Painball!!! :p

Posted on 11.08.09 06:40 AM by Jerome

@obscured
RE. multipliers.
Don't you wish there were advanced stats published sometimes.
A lot of games are starting to do it.
Many track number of hours played etc.
I would love to know number of minutes or hours to achive some of the Pain scores as well as the multiplers. If I knew the multipler in the time I'd be able to better decide if I even wanted to attempt those scores. Really don't enjoy investing the time it takes to just get to 50 mil and fail knowing that if you don't get better than 100 you don't get on the top 10 half the time.

Posted on 11.08.09 08:02 AM by THitter

@Obscured

Hehe cheers man, can't remember exactly I'm afraid, was definately over 150 possibly a bit more. I kind of zone out on that level and listen to the jukebox, there was a few hairy moments which I got out of pretty stylishly if I do say so myself (had to use my super ooch around 170 mill).

But as you say...DAAYYUM!

Posted on 11.08.09 10:09 AM by The_Probe

@The_Probe

A better question would be how many circuits did you have to make around the area? Don't you get dizzy after awhile? heh heh.

Posted on 11.08.09 12:00 PM by THitter

@Probey - Over 150x? I had about 180x with my measly 220mill. Probey - Ju got some splainin' to do!!!! Lol, jk.

@THitter - Yea I agree about having a more robust stats log. I basically figure it out more or less by consistantly checking my score when I'm at 100X multiplier. In AP in the new freeplay w/explosives mode I was consistantly averaging around 60,000,000 when I reached 100X multiplier. But even if I reach 100x and only have 50 mill I aint starting over.

The best way to start off is to find a target to launch at which will get you at least 5 to 10 multipliers, or even more - BUT - not create a bunch of debris and random explosions. Pretty much directly opposite of FWE strategy. You can't control all of it but just need to remember that each one of those boxes was a multiplier before it randomly exploded.
If I launch and all hell breaks loose immediately - that's not good - reset.

Posted on 11.09.09 01:27 AM by obscured

@Obsy,

That's the exact strat I use in DT. I launch into the lower street, clear it out, head to the subway, clear it out, get out of there, nail a letter, ooch up to the top road, clear it out, head back down to the subway, pop out and knock off some high stuff, then start picking off the things that cause debris. Usually, around 160x, I switch to points scoring ooching and that's where I start dozing off. If, at any point, I hear more than 4 or 5 unrelated explosions, I restart. In DT, the Xs are so tough to get, missing 5x can add a long time to getting a really big score.

Posted on 11.09.09 01:58 AM by Patrick

@ all PAINalympians
Greetings! Futant420 from the esteemed countrty of Howsingyew here. Just got finished with some intense training high in the Uvelostallhope mountains, and I noticed that my 'lympics standing is still nigh untouchable. Except for shuteye, and he doesn't count. What's the deal? You guys give up? Decided it wasn't worth the hassle?
I'm actually interested because the leaderboards have been out what, 2 weeks? Has interest waned that quickly, or are you all just intimidated by my kerazy skillz? lol.

@ Travis
NOW I see why online 'alympics hasn't come out yet. Don't wanna discourage the masses hehe. By the by, where's your score Mr. Williams? Skeered?

Posted on 11.09.09 12:06 PM by Chris

travis,

i downloaded the sore spots content and it works like charm. thanks for the fix

bentley_boy

Posted on 11.09.09 13:27 PM by

WTF? No official post since 10/19? Where is the explanation for the new stuff, and what is coming up and WHO WON THE &!$%*@ CONTEST!

Posted on 11.09.09 13:43 PM by Mark

@Mark
their wasn't a contest. just our imagination at work.

Posted on 11.09.09 14:32 PM by DO2

I won the competition!

Posted on 11.09.09 15:26 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin...


lol



That is all.

Posted on 11.09.09 16:23 PM by Patrick

slamin won a pink dildo.

Posted on 11.09.09 17:12 PM by DO2

I'm assuming by this point something very bad has happened. If silence before a release = Travis is busy. Silence after a release = ???
Anyone care 2 speculate?

Posted on 11.09.09 18:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

From previous experience it can't be anything good.

Posted on 11.09.09 18:13 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

ITS TIME TO SPECULATE WITH A STORY ABOUT OUR LOST FRIEND.

Whilst our man Travis was holidaying in Las Vegas he bumped into a fat Elvis lookalike sumo wrestler who looked uncannily like our mate Ao no Kutsu....

Posted on 11.09.09 18:36 PM by Slaminthelamb

I'm guessing: He had the usual fun in vegas, got shitty shitty drunk, went out gambling, and woke up in the penthouse sweet having hit it big. The problem is, he doesn't want to pay taxes on it all, so he's trying to gamble it all away on the quarter slot machines. Every time he gets low, he hits the $777,000 jackpot (on a machine that tops out at $25,000.... tis good to be in charge of some programmers!) and has to start all over again.

That, or he's REALLY jet lagged.

Posted on 11.09.09 19:18 PM by Patrick

@Slammin
...who is very familiar with PAIN and VERY offended that his likelyness was put in the game without any money put in his pocket. Travis ran, but as a large man couldn't make it far. Placing his hands on his knees he leaned forward, desperately trying to catch his breath when all of a sudden SQUASH!!! Double front flip frog splash right onto the pavement. Travis now lives a but a pancake looking much like a black version of Peter Griffin when he wished he had no bones. That or a hershey bar that was placed in a back pocket and forgotten about. He is currently awaiting repairs at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory. Travis figured if he can fix a giant blueberry chick, why not him!

Posted on 11.09.09 19:38 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

That or his lady friend left him for a transexual Tina Turner impersonator and he's in a severe state of depression!

Posted on 11.09.09 19:42 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

where is that dude travis at? do i need to call the aspa? that'a "animal shelter and protection agency"

Posted on 11.09.09 19:56 PM by DO2

Maybe Travis got so wasted in Vegas that his friends left him on top of a hotel with no way down. Maybe they were so wasted that they forgot about him. Someone should check the roof of circus circus for a skeleton.

Posted on 11.09.09 20:14 PM by Al3xX_420

Ok ... Travis and his lady friend clearly went to the movies in Vegas and watched Paranormal Activity they are still in a state of shock that they spent their money on this Uber Crap of a movie and will not leave the theater untill he receives his money back .

or ... he got an advanced copy of CoD MW2 from gamestop

Posted on 11.09.09 22:32 PM by silentBruce

yh probz that
and now he's online killing n00b's

or maybe something happened to him after he played the airport massacre level

Posted on 11.10.09 15:58 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Is it time to reserve milk carton space?

Posted on 11.10.09 21:38 PM by Chris

@ All who lurk here

Does anyone have a good quality or high res Pain logo?

Posted on 11.10.09 22:39 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin,

www.threespeech.com/.../..._AmusementPark_Logo.jpg

Are we making shirts?

cronos1515

Posted on 11.10.09 23:41 PM by Rick

@ cronos1515
cheers mate but I want it without the Amusement park bit

Not a shirt but a mug for work.

Perhaps if Idol Minds got there finger out and made a shop then they might not have had to get rid of the few staff that they did innit.

Posted on 11.11.09 00:36 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin, how about this one

playstationlifestyle.net/.../pain-logo.jpg

cronos1515

Posted on 11.11.09 00:59 AM by Rick


Like the guys said above; it's best to get as many multipliers as you can without hitting too many explosives. When you get into really high multiplier numbers every explosive earns you loads of points, which subsequently results in a higher multipler and greater points when you next hit a crate and so on.

In AP I start launching up to the top right level as it's difficult to get back up there. Work my way down towards the pirate ship then along to the go carts then tilt a hurl. Very important secret (but I'll tell anyway), do not destroy any log flumes or the lemonade stand next to the flume as this causes all sorts of problems. Then it's the job of getting from one air vent to the other without too much bother. Use any powerfull vent blows to get either up to the top left area and the entrance, increasing your multiplier.
Once you get a really high multiplier (quite possibly much higher than 150 lol, can't remember) it's just a matter of travelling from vent to vent, battling against the ****ing right hand vents 'ejections'.
That's pretty much it, it took me around 2 hours worth of ooching to get those scores. So there you have it, I expect billion scores all round!...one more thing, use Nigel, I can't stress how great he is.

Posted on 11.11.09 01:49 AM by The_Probe

@ cronos1515
cheers mate keep em coming tho

@ The Probe
Hey mate as you use Nigel alot, any news on my favourite launch phrase?

Posted on 11.11.09 02:01 AM by Slaminthelamb

Ah... I love seculations. Smile So I'll give it a go.

Travis went to Vegas, got a couple of drinks, and gambled his *** off. He went to a motel and doze off from his drinking. When he woke up... wait for it... he got kidnapped by Microsoft and is being forced right now to make PAIN for XBox360! :O

Curse you Bill Gates! Curse you and you "Red Ring of Death" Box360! >Frown

Posted on 11.11.09 02:14 AM by PS3Potential

@Slamin

No nothing, he's definately been censored as far as I can see. Sad really.

Things are quiet, too quiet.

Posted on 11.11.09 02:14 AM by The_Probe

I just received word from Schwartz. Travis's plane crashed on the way back. It spun in. There were no survivors.

A moment of Silence for Travis Williams.

Posted on 11.11.09 03:11 AM by Conrad

*Trumpet plays in background* Yes, let's remember Travis.

*sudeenly, scary horror music plays. Think Michael Myers* Where did that come from! Tong

Posted on 11.11.09 03:52 AM by PS3Potential

@Juggs - Did you give Travis your pig flu???

Posted on 11.11.09 04:01 AM by TonyB

@Tony
Negative bro. If he got it, it ain't from me.
I wish you didn't work sunday. I just got a pair of tickets for the Packers/Cowboys game this Sunday. We never did make that Brewers game.

Posted on 11.11.09 07:25 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Well its thursday DLC day - what say we see some Painball and some flavorrr ...

yyeeeeahhhh bouuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Leeli67

Posted on 11.11.09 10:35 AM by

FAT PRINCESS TODAY in PAIN ....you heard it here first ............Leeli67

Posted on 11.11.09 15:32 PM by

she will be free and a Speed OOOcher Pack 1.59 ??????

leeli67

Posted on 11.11.09 15:41 PM by

What the hell is the Speed Oocher Pack?

WHERE ARE YOU TRAVIS????????????????

homerjnick

Posted on 11.11.09 15:55 PM by

Seriously, if Travis can't post then get someone from the company to post in his place....surely they haven't ALL been laid off?

homerjnick

Posted on 11.11.09 16:28 PM by

Yeeaah! New content today.
- Fat Princess as a launchable (Free)
- New PainLabs
- Speed Oocher Pack (New "Naughty Bits" mode which is based on a very popular PainLabs from almost a year ago.) Smile

Posted on 11.12.09 05:19 AM by ejona

@ejona
Is that EU or U.S. or both?
Does the Speed Oocher Naughty Bits have a Global Score list?

Posted on 11.12.09 06:03 AM by THitter

Coker lives! He just posted on the PSblog! Pinball Heroes today! (Was this his new project?)

blog.us.playstation.com/.../

Check out that PAIN board! But... $3.99 each? Well, I'll definetely get the PAIN version.

Posted on 11.12.09 06:19 AM by pick-e

@THitter
I´m in EU and got the new content from the PS Store. -Don´t know about US.
Speed Oocher has a high score list, but I´m not sure if it´s global or not.

Posted on 11.12.09 07:20 AM by ejona

Coker lives, oorah! On the other side, I'm kind of gald that they released new content, but on the other, I know I HAVE to buy it. :/

Posted on 11.12.09 09:47 AM by Dennis

Anyone notice the column on the left. It shows 1 post for november. Looks like a new post is on its way.

Posted on 11.12.09 10:45 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - Yeah... we blew that... That football game would be awesome! I would have taken a day off for that! But my boss is out of town which means... I'm the boss and can't leave. BOOOO!!!!

Posted on 11.12.09 11:01 AM by TonyB

And what's up with the store update??? 7 pm CST and still not there??? SONY are slackers this week!!!!!

Posted on 11.12.09 11:02 AM by TonyB

@Tony
Been that way the last few weeks. It updates around 8 now. I'm not a fan of the delay AT ALL!!!

Posted on 11.12.09 11:08 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

1050th POST!

I would like to thank the academy for this award, also my manager...


:p

Posted on 11.12.09 11:08 AM by PS3Potential

that's friggin WEAK! I remember back in the day when the update would be out around 3!

Posted on 11.12.09 11:15 AM by TonyB

ive got it

Posted on 11.12.09 11:46 AM by

@Tony
Yeah...those were the days. Soon we'll be a full 24 hours AFTER Europe gets their updates.

Posted on 11.12.09 11:57 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

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