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• Posted by Travis Williams

Our Rather Naughty Bits….

We made the PAINLabs for a reason beyond giving you something to try out every week, but also to test out some new concepts to see if they will make good gameplay modes. We needed a way to create full-fledged modes for our fans in less time than it takes to construct new environments. If you remember back to when we first released PAINLabs, the first Lab was pretty much a block destruction exercise. I had a lot of fun with that. From your responses a lot of you did as well. So when we thought of the first mode to release sans an environment we went back to our first lab. So the first Naughty Bit mode is called: SHOTBLOKS!

The poll about PAINalympics was kind of a test-bed about what exactly you all care more about: online head to head competition or Leader Board competition. As you can see the Leader Boards seem to have it. It doesn’t mean we are done with online play. It just means we are making these new modes Leader Board friendly first.  

SHOTBLOKS will test your accuracy as you have multiple towers to destroy. Each tower must be reduced to less than 1% capacity. CLOCKBLOKS is a variation that tests how fast you can make this happen, and will be included with SHOTBLOKS. Each mode has separate leader boards as well. There will be new Naughty Bits releasing for a while. So when we release a new one I will be back to tell you what they are and what new skill they test. The next Naughty Bit we do will be a return to one of the best received PAINLabs we ever did. Now it’s back with scoring and other goodness.

The Naughty Bits modes will be priced at $1.99. They are roughly the cost of two launchables but worth every penny. I’ve personally been playing SHOTBLOKS for the past few weeks in Coke’s office and setting a high score he can’t beat.  This mode releases with the Museum environment, so get ready for some real live competition.

In other news….

We are putting the final touches on the Museum and it’s looking like we are wrapping it up this week. I’ll tell you guys next week what to expect from our latest and greatest but it’s quite impressive. We’ve all been having fun with this expansion and there are some goodies for people who have made purchases in the past. Also, both Cookie and Tati are getting into the summer spirit. Since they are very popular we thought it was only right that they get swimsuits for the summer.

So Naughty Bits, New Swimsuits… and some other things are coming in the VERY NEAR FUTURE for PAIN.

• Posted on 07.09.09 // 12:00 PM Comments (649)   Digg This   

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First!!!!

cronos1515

Posted on 06.29.09 21:04 PM by Rick

first!

Posted on 06.29.09 21:07 PM by lucas

Can we see Tati's naughty bits?

cronos1515

Posted on 06.29.09 21:08 PM by Rick

Check the Screenshot/Pose area for shots of the swimsuits.... THIRD!

Posted on 06.29.09 21:09 PM by travis williams

....Travis lies. I can beat the scores he leaves on my machine.

Posted on 06.29.09 21:14 PM by Jason Coker

Coke sits on a throne of lies and he and I both know it....

Posted on 06.29.09 21:18 PM by travis williams

Tati is looking good in a swimsuit.

Welcome back guys, good to hear from you, new modes sound awesome. Just wish my wrist would heal quicker so I can get back to playin'. Tried again, but super oochin almost made me cringe in PAIN...I know only time will heal my wound.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.29.09 21:27 PM by Rick

LOVE IT.

Will there be horse and a tossing game with museum?

Posted on 06.29.09 21:33 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Ron,

There is a lot of WIN in museum. I will post next week what the full deal is. There are some things we haven't mentioned that will be there so hang tight. I think it will be cool for people who've been asking for some additions/improvements.

Posted on 06.29.09 21:41 PM by travis williams

@Travis
Less Aim and Throw games and more Ooch games please.

Posted on 06.29.09 22:29 PM by THitter

Sweet! And a new patch with fixes? Hoping against hope, but I hope so!

Posted on 06.29.09 22:32 PM by obscured

Sounds sweet, guys, looking forward to it. Although I am hoping it doesn't come out two weeks from now, when I am on vacation and sans PS3 for 7 days.

Posted on 06.29.09 22:45 PM by Vyrastas

First!

Posted on 06.29.09 22:58 PM by TonyB

@Travis

Cool, but as obscured mentioned...please please please say you guys have some patches coming our way also...

Posted on 06.29.09 23:07 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Cool news for PAIN. Been kind of quiet in recent times. I wonder what's going to happen for persons who have made purchases in the past... Oh and by the way. Will a new update be coming out and if so, what version will it bring the game to and what's the approximate file size. Response would really be appreciated.

Posted on 06.30.09 00:12 AM by CoCo-MaN

@ Travis n Coke

Its good to have you back guys the new stuff will be just as good as the old stuff I trust?
Can you shed some light on PAINBall please ?

Posted on 06.30.09 00:28 AM by Slaminthelamb

Firs....never mind.


Update looks cool.

Posted on 06.30.09 00:57 AM by The_Probe

Museum trailer is finally out on the US store and it's looking good. I'm not really big on multi-player stuff so the naughty bits don't interest me to much, but it is cool to see some of the lab concepts come to life. Swimsuits and other goodies to come continue to please. Always good to know the game is still rolling along with fun new things.

Posted on 06.30.09 00:58 AM by pick-e

Yes there are some bug fixes as well as a new top down camera. Trust me when I say you will like it much better than the old one. There are some legacy bug fixes as well. Currently we are on version 4.x I say x just in case we have to rev another time before we final.

@Slamin: PAINBall is sooooooo fun. It’s the next 2-4 player pay mode that you can play online. It was made with online in mind so it’s a bit more tolerant than some of the other modes. PAINBall is a subject for a whole other post in the coming weeks. We have a lot of fun playing it internally. Once you understand how to play it might be your favorite online mode. It’s hard to explain it briefly but it’s a cross between soccer, dodge ball and keep away. We talk a lot of smack when we play it.

@Pick-E: Naughty Bits is single player.. it just has leaderboards. If you like Mime, or Clown Toss you will like Shotbloks or ClockBloks It’s all about destroying these castles in record time or as accurately as possible.

Posted on 06.30.09 01:04 AM by travis williams

in the PAIN museum trailer, i like the old skool mime with the red and blue shirt haha

Posted on 06.30.09 04:05 AM by lucas

@Travis - Has anyone found the problem with H&C yet? I'm really looking forward to that mode getting fixed so I can start playing it again.

Posted on 06.30.09 04:10 AM by TonyB

I hope the next Naughty Bit is based off of the Accelerator. I know I wasn't the only one that liked it.

Posted on 06.30.09 04:22 AM by TheMyTMonarch

To emphasize what obscured had to say...

----


You're seeing it here folks... I believe I've found where the trigger crates are going in movie studio. We sent in our best team of crackhead journalists to find this one. This controversial footage may not be suitable for some audiences(Obscured, that means you... cover your eyes).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL7-T_EvYSc

Posted on 07.05.09 18:56 PM by Patrick

Posted on 06.30.09 05:07 AM by Patrick

@Pain Team
The new upgrades sound...impressive. However, I think yall might have been working too hard. Look at the dates in the screenshots section and you'll see what I mean.

Posted on 06.30.09 05:15 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

mario kart skills are outrageous
play me any day and i be the best racist
wait no erase it
meant to say racer
traded in my cell phone
for a new pager
get off your blutooth now dot com
im at the grocery store with hot moms
bout 35 wit atleast 2 kids
we can make out while my friend babysits
all up in your fridge eating leftover sh*t
tuna sandwich butterscotch crimpets cheetos be my choice for chill
i enjoy for a bit
take a sip from my sips and then split

Posted on 06.30.09 05:15 AM by lucas

WTF?

cronos1515

Posted on 06.30.09 05:26 AM by Rick

Thanks PAIN team, though I would've liked to know more on the status of the three upcoming new characters. Wether they will be unlcoable or purchaseable.

Posted on 06.30.09 07:21 AM by Logan

One of my favorite PAINLabs is Holstein Alley, Make a Naughty Bit after that one too. It was a blast blowing up that ol' western town along with all the grannies and other characters.

Posted on 06.30.09 07:40 AM by Jonathan

I'm glad you are realeasing the PAINlabs, I always thought you would someday.

Posted on 06.30.09 07:52 AM by Logan

rereleasing*

Posted on 06.30.09 07:54 AM by Logan

@ Travis n Coke

Thank you for the info on PAINBall I am really looking forward to it.

Sorry guys but the questions keep coming

How has Mr Pain taken off over there in the land of the rising big orange thing?
How do the scores compare with ours? and why are they not on our scoreboards?

Posted on 06.30.09 09:23 AM by Slaminthelamb

Will be interesting to find out what he meant by those who have purchased stuff before are in line for a treat?

Any more info on trophies? Hopefully they will be just as hard as the Downtown ones.

Posted on 06.30.09 12:14 PM by

that was me homerjnick btw

Posted on 06.30.09 12:14 PM by

Please could we have HORSE on every map in pain. Its your best mode and I still never play Abusement park with friends as it doesnt have HORSE on it. I know I have asked this before but the question is never answered.
Keep up all you good work and I am looking forward to Museum

Posted on 06.30.09 16:43 PM by Canning

sounds awesome, i can't wait Smile

Posted on 06.30.09 19:18 PM by matthew

im buying pain museum right when it comes out !!! and do you know when it comes out ???

Posted on 06.30.09 21:33 PM by Trevor

@Everyone: There are some free launchables coming out soon. As well as some modes that are more practice oriented. You'll see.

@Canning: We are working to get as many modes into each area as possible. So have some patience. I am not promising anything but more content is coming to the areas you already have.

@Slammin: Japan will be online with this new build so you can see for yourself shortly.


@Patrick: Good investigating I will point the coders to that link. Well done.

Posted on 06.30.09 21:51 PM by travis williams

Trevor: Next Month. That's the best I can do for you.

Posted on 06.30.09 21:56 PM by travis williams

@Travis W

Cheers for the answer

Posted on 06.30.09 22:19 PM by Canning

Oh... Naughty Bits are single player. My misunderstanding. Not into tossing stuff but knowing this will make me keep my eyes on future NB additions. Smile And what's this about practice modes? Will they have a tutorial aspect to them?

Posted on 06.30.09 22:25 PM by pick-e

OK people... I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, but I have a steel lock on Mad Science Platinum... My average time is faster than #2 on the leader boards... What I'm trying to get at is... SOMEBODY GET INTO THIS MODE!!!!!!!! It's great being #1, but with no #2 to chase you, the chrome sorta falls off the hitch...

Posted on 07.01.09 06:51 AM by TonyB

@Travis

So anyways...I've been asking for months now about Sackboy coming to PAIN. Can you confirm or deny this? Or can you say something like keep your ears open. Come on, throw us a bone here.

Posted on 07.01.09 06:54 AM by Logan

@ TonyB

Give it a few weeks mate and you'll be crying when the Japs hit our boards. I reckon they gonna wipe the floor with us!!

Posted on 07.01.09 06:57 AM by Slaminthelamb

@TonyB - I know exactly how you feel.

Posted on 07.01.09 07:47 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@travis...

I'm just the journalist that found the whiley bugger, I probably wouldn't have made the correlations without the posts by the likes of probe and obscured (and the many other FWE mutants that came before me) with their vast experiences in missing triggers. My #1 in MS felt hollow knowing that it was based on a lot of luck that I was able to get that far without running out of crates. Based on experience, I know that most of the 'seasoned' players would be able to break 100K (given time) in MS FWE if they didn't run out of crates. The question is how many are going to make a run at #1 once this is fixed. If it's like STM is, it comes down to how long you're willing to keep going in that one mode for.

--paerley

Posted on 07.01.09 10:15 AM by Patrick

New Level: Cheak
New Caracters: Cheak
New Costumes for the girls: DOUBLE Cheak, WOW.
New Cheap Bastard Content: Free Cheak
Old And New Bugs Fixed: Cheak
Rereleasing Painlabs: Cheak

Wow all of ya been working hard.

Still left to fix:

Blu-Ray Canada: When?
Bruce Cambell: Please!
Favorite line "While you go Web Slingin', I m getting a Sandwich."
Andy Dick: Again Please!
Handicapped Character: Waiting...

Much Love
PeaceSmile>-
Vampirefirex (Alex)

Posted on 07.01.09 12:20 PM by eric

@Patrick - Obviously you're referring to STM Painful. Plat Club is not like that. I'm tired of people talking about STM like "it takes no skill" or "its how long you're willing to play" or "its just memorization". All of those things ARE true about STM Painful but not Plat Club, you know, the HIGHEST level of STM, NOT the SECOND highest. Most people are ignorant about STM Plat Club because Painful sucked so much, they didn't give it a chance. I'm STILL the only person to get platinum on Plat Club! It used to be cool but now I'm sick of being the ONLY one.
I challenge ANYONE to get a Platinum medal STM Platinum Club! We'll see "how LONG you're willing to keep going". Sombody, anybody, please, SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!

Posted on 07.01.09 12:27 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@qb... ok, I'm going to learn plat club right now.

Pat

Posted on 07.01.09 13:03 PM by Patrick

@qb, got 92 and into random frenzy... I have now seen them all, and by next sunday, I WILL join plat club plat with you.

Posted on 07.01.09 13:25 PM by Patrick

and just for you again QB (hat trick)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHeRBc-ER4

Posted on 07.01.09 13:38 PM by Patrick

@Patrick - Wow... Thats the hardest way I seen to do that shot!

@qb2b - OK, I was #2 in that before the wipe, I'll try to catch you again... But you need to throw down on Mad Science for me!

Posted on 07.01.09 14:38 PM by TonyB

@tonyb....

give me some credit, it was my first time trying it that way, usually I grab the billboard, swing-off hitting the monkey back to the crate on the corner of the building and sooooooper ooch to the tank. Ok... I lie, but for fun I did do it that way once. My easiest way is crate->tank->cereal monkey, but I use that tank all the time in FWE, so it's my baby.

Posted on 07.01.09 15:15 PM by Patrick

@Patrick - Awesome! Thank you, its nice to see somebody actually TRY for the platinum. I know YOU can do it, I just hope you ENJOY it.

On that monkey set, I do cereal->crate->tank.
www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 07.01.09 16:20 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@qb,

I enjoy stm quite a bit actually... I just don't like it normally for more than 10 minutes or so at a time. I already knew painful, so I'd jump in and play it, get a couple hundred and then get bored and stop. I'll just switch up to plat club now, spend a few days learning it, then maybe thursday or friday night get plat. In getting to 92, I've gotten all the layouts in 1 launch at least once. The only one that gives me problems is the 3 on the tracks, 1 by the stacks. I've been going to the stacks, monkey not on crate, slide along the tracks to one nearest launcher, then hopefully get a good kickback to get the 4th one. I can get maybe 60% execution on it... I'm thinking switch to stacks, far track, nearest track, then middle, but that seems wasteful to spend that much time in the air. If you could get over 30s in a bonus, I'd have no issues with that launch pattern, but with my ~80% execution on 1 launch right now, I still need the full bonuses. Next weekend I'll try to post up a 1554 if I can get a full day away from the SO.

Posted on 07.01.09 16:59 PM by Patrick

what if you made an add on that you can make your owne levles and post them online and play other peoples levles ?????

Posted on 07.01.09 21:33 PM by Trevor

@ Trevor
I like that idea Smile

Posted on 07.02.09 03:42 AM by lucas

@trevor/lucas...

that topic is sorta like Pam Anderson....


It's been done.

----

@qb, just posted a 500 in stm platinum for ya.

Posted on 07.02.09 04:09 AM by Patrick

@Patrick - Just giving you crap... I do it Cereal>crate>tank as well...

Posted on 07.02.09 04:11 AM by TonyB

oh, and QB... here are some highlights of some 'interesting' ones haha:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZSVrLdMb8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FEShGmcQAg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuk6jdfGvcU

Posted on 07.02.09 04:16 AM by Patrick

1:56:53 - Cut another second off MAD SCIENCE Plat!

Posted on 07.02.09 08:21 AM by TonyB

Gday Idolaters!

I shouldn't come on here anymore.

I'm just getting more and more depressed about the content I won't get to download/get back online/play with until sometime at the end of the year, if I'm lucky.

Got a baby on the way now too and I might have to share my PS3 time dammit lol

Posted on 07.02.09 09:14 AM by Olaus

All the strangest glitches in The Probe area seem to have something to do with the sticky ball. In this one it seems to have shed it's gelatinous exo-membrane, leaving the raw energy core to cause major havok with the saucer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE80dcw-tAs

Posted on 07.02.09 09:23 AM by obscured

I love when that sticky ball freaks things out! I've never laughed so hard in pain until I saw an alien just zooming all over the place and hitting stargates and zooming even harder!

Glitches can be cool.

Posted on 07.02.09 09:26 AM by Olaus

@obsy - HA! That was a good one! You said shizzle!

Posted on 07.02.09 10:08 AM by TonyB

It's street for shiznit. Good job on your new time btw T.

Posted on 07.02.09 18:55 PM by obscured

grassy-azz... I love that game.

Posted on 07.02.09 19:13 PM by TonyB

Teeeheeheeheee!!! The dates are STILL wrong in the screenshots section.

Posted on 07.02.09 21:58 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Obsy

Crazy glitch, I bet you can't do it twice...

Posted on 07.02.09 22:38 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

just had the craziest disco... guy in ms fwe, I scored 102, he scored 81, and discos. WTF?!?

Posted on 07.02.09 23:13 PM by Patrick

@Ron - I bet you are right. I don't know how it happened the first time.

@Patrick - Seems some folks like that dude can't take a good whoopin.
Anyway's we were cruising along in MBall and my system froze. Not sure what you saw.

In your falling box video was that plat club or painful? It was in painful for me. By Travis' enthusiastic reply I think we can conclude that the missing trigger solution still eludes them. I played it first time in months and was remembering how fun it really was. Then the missing triggers. And aggrivation. It's been a good 9 mos now. I hope the HnC timer issue was fixed. That's a brilliant mode I think.
Btw if they do ever fix the trigger problem - nobody's gonna be waltzing their way to 100,000 like you might think. But hopefully one day we can try.

@Juggz - I thought they silenced you! Hey bro next time you need to express your legitimate disappointment to the top brass of certain name brand products, may I suggest a more tactful approach:

"Gentleman, first allow me to thank you for arriving on such short notice. I've taken your wallets as a general security procedure - they will be returned upon conclusion of this impromptu meeting".

"I'll get right to the point. I've invested many hundreds of dollars on your products over the years. Your name is trusted for it's superior quality. Yet time and again your products have fallen short of practical expectations, costing me hundreds of more dollars, and causing me extreme displeasure and distress.
So basically what I'd like you all to do is take your hands like this. Now lock your fingers together behind your head... like this. No no, Tokashi that's wrong, here... would someone help Tokashi.
Ok now you are going to pull down on the back of your cranium ... pretty much as hard as you can. That's it. Stay with it Tokashi. Good, keep pulling guys, your doing great.
Ok very important... when you notice the light is fading don't panic - this is normal. You are closing in on the cavity. Get rid of any chewing gum or tobacco, and grab a flexible straw. This is your breathing device. Ok keep pulling as the cavity attempts to reject the cranium. The contractions lessen slowly during descent, and at a certain depth you will release your clasped hands and the cavity takes it from there. How are we doing Tokashi? Sorry, I didn't understand that but it looks like you're just about there. Great then.
Gentlemen, I think we have terms!

;-P


Posted on 07.03.09 01:49 AM by obscured

@obscured, that was in plat club, and I didn't EXACTLY mean waltzing to 100K, but with a level playing field and bringing the game down to just skill (and getting lucky in the spawn location of trigger crates), it will certainly go much higher than the 2.4-2.5K range that the leaderboard tops out at right now. When I got that 2.5K score, I had 16 minutes left on the clock and blew up every tank, grab box, and trailer in the level. There was literally NOTHING left that I could find. I got the stuff on the tops of all the buildings, everything. I had actually written down your score, and was shy of it when the well ran dry and then started SCOWERING the level to blow things up, found a stash of crates inside the carnage that was the water tower, and bobs your uncle. Anyways, back to the point at hand, getting a super high score will now be the same as STM painful and STM PLAT CLUB (I can say that now right qb? I've posted a plat score, and still have 6 minutes on the clock.), where those who have mastered it can just go as long as they want.

RE: M-BALL, I'm not certain, the game froze for a moment, then I saw the first level of wicked witches (skipped the knight levels some how or something?) and it said communicating with other player or some BS like that, and I couldn't do anything for a full minute, then when it finally unfroze, I was at the MB main menu, exited the game and you were offline.

RE: your cool glitch...

You know how it goes all slow for you when you're in the cyclotron? THAT is how AP is for me all the time. I can't play for more than 45 secs in ap without it getting slow like that. I'm glad I'd gotten plenty of playing time in AP, as I'd be more enraged about that than the missing triggers in MS FWE.

--

Finally, unrelated speculation.... So there I was, making some coffee and *BAM* it came to me. It may have been a sign sent from the aliens, it might have been the pizza I ate at 3 am, I'm no expert, and certainly not a docter, but I think I know what the allusion to about those of us who have bought stuff being happy....

THEY'RE EXPANDING THE MODES TO MORE LEVELS!!!!!!
(no I don't have official confirmation of this, just my speculation).

I'll bet we're going to see stuff like MS STM, AP 1P FWE, etc. Think about it, how better to say `we won't be adding any more new content after this` than to give is a WHOLE TONNE more content to play with as it stands? By the time we realize what they've done, they'll be drinking Margarita's (with no salt, NO SALT!) on the beach with Milton...

Posted on 07.03.09 10:42 AM by Patrick

@Patrick - That would surely be "The Bee's Knees"! Could you imagine STM in AP? Some awesome shots... I'm thinking triple monkey, 1st on top of Brock-Lee then fly to the top of the go-cart track shack then fly to the last monkey on top of the plank above the Tilt-a-Hurl! MONKEY MADNESS!!!!!!!

Posted on 07.03.09 11:37 AM by TonyB

@Paerley

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!"


If only we could get some horse & P1 fwe in AP. My wet dream.
I love amusement park, by far my favorite enviro. STM in AP would be surreal.
So many possibilities. I would still like to see my idea of hidden objectives as apart of pain. I hope that Transyl-PAIN-ya becomes a reality also.

Posted on 07.03.09 14:09 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Imagine a GRAND STM!!! where, once you have platinum in each plat club in stm, each launch is in a different level. It could even be SUPER crazy where you don't get any time bonuses/etc, but maybe start with like 10 launches, then getting 100% in one launch earns you an additional one. So, 10 missed 100%s and you're done. It'd be similar to H&C in that regard. High scores wouldn't come from racking up time so you can screw up now and then and not run out of time, but rather from perfect execution and/or being able to rescue imperfect executions. I realize the load times across levels would make an option like this nearly impossible without attacking a ground up re-write, but it would still be freaking sweet!

Posted on 07.03.09 14:54 PM by Patrick

on dont block da clock it said pain musium was suppost to come out this week but i have been looking all over the psn store all week every day but it isint there when will it be on the psn store????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted on 07.03.09 16:13 PM by Trevor

what if you had a dare of the day like get a score of 1 mil or something else

Posted on 07.03.09 16:17 PM by Trevor

Museum is next MONTH.

Posted on 07.03.09 17:06 PM by TonyB

@ TonyB

i thought it was in like 2 weeks.
a MONTH? if thats true, the PAIN team sucks. museum better be awesome

Posted on 07.03.09 18:51 PM by lucas

@Lucas

Cry baby

Posted on 07.03.09 19:10 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Ron_Is_GOD_420

UAGHSASUHADHUSAD-EESH UKASHALAKAAHSHAEMBUKALASHAHUSHAKSAGASHAWASHAUNAKALALASHAKAUGASHAK

Posted on 07.03.09 19:25 PM by lucas

That pretty much sums it up. No further questions your honor.

Posted on 07.04.09 06:08 AM by obscured

I rest my case.

Posted on 07.04.09 07:11 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@lucas

You are on the Pain boards where we practically praise the Pain team...do you know what Aztecs did to traitors?

Posted on 07.04.09 15:17 PM by Logan

STRING A NOOSE

SOMEONES GUNNA SWING TODAY!!!!!!!


YEEEE HAW

Posted on 07.04.09 15:58 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Is the Skipinator in first?

Posted on 07.04.09 15:58 PM by Skip

@Ron

Aztecs didn't use a noose, they used some knives, and a shaman. But the noose could be fun too...

Posted on 07.04.09 16:21 PM by Logan

Somebody sounds thirsty for some liquid gold...

Posted on 07.04.09 16:28 PM by TonyB

@Travis

Will we get the new costumes for Tati and Cookie at Museum's release? Or sometime in the near future?

Posted on 07.04.09 17:11 PM by Logan

@Everyone: STM is in the Museum. And yes you would be correct in assuming that we are retrofitting other missing modes into existing areas. Which modes those are is a closely held secret in that we want to make sure we have a great plan going forward.

@Logan: No Sackboy… at least not in the near future. There will be more Sony characters coming real soon. Like with the next update soon.

@Slamin: Japanese. I am sure you meant no harm but lets nip that name in the bud before it goes any farther.

@Patrick: Agreed. We are not above wiping leaderboards when we make rule changes. It might happen sooner than you think. But I am in total agreement with that statement. Like Reaper said though even though you can continue in STM for a while it takes a lot of skill to do so. I can’t come close to those high scores up there and I have a lot of respect for those who can.

@Eric: BD in Canada… Hmmm lets just say we are all working pretty hard on that one. Andy Dick eh? He sounds like he might be right for PAIN.

@Olaus: Till the end of the YEAR? Good GRAVY man what’s that all about? If you have a baby on the way you better get your PAIN time in now. Soon you will be neck deep in pampers!

@Lucas: Settle down mister! DOWN IN FRONT!

Posted on 07.04.09 17:49 PM by travis williams

@travis...

that's all dandy... can you give any insight as to if the coders saw the video I posted and, if so, have been able to divine/cast runes/etc to find the cause and/or cure? I sure would love to be able to play a game of FWE in MS where I knew it was my own fault my game ended and not due to trigger crates not showing up...

hint hint

--paerley

Posted on 07.04.09 18:03 PM by Patrick

@Travis - I agree. When an existing area has any modification done it is obviously not the same layout that current leaderboard scores were achieved on. So I'm confused as to why scores weren't wiped when Movie Studio was modified.

Also... I'd like to think that single player FWE would be a staple of any new areas to come. Without opening the vault of shrouded mystery modes, will it be included w/ Museum? Thanks.

Posted on 07.04.09 20:30 PM by obscured

@Patrick: We are through with a test cycle now and although we solved a few FWE issues I am not sure if that bug still exists in the new code. I will run tests to see if it is. But the code for this release has been done for a while now. A significant investigation on that bug is at least a few weeks away. So stop feeling you haven’t been heard. I heard you. When I have a definitive answer I will let you know.

@Obscured: (Movie Studio) One word: Oversight. We will wipe when it makes sense in the future. Which might be sooner than you think. Single Player Fun with Explosives is a popular mode and it’s being given the kind of attention that the mode should have. Without being coy or clandestine I can tell you with certainty that it is included in the Museum. I am looking at what it will take to include this mode in the Park as well.

Posted on 07.04.09 20:39 PM by travis williams

@travis...

was just busting your chops, didn't mean it as an attack, if it came off that way. I've worked in software development for a while, and I understand that

client(us)<=>contact point(you)<=>Developer(them)

actually includes about 200 steps between you and them to filter out the 'not actually a bug' reports, the 'this bug is already reported/known' reports, and the 'this user needs serious medication' reports. I knew that you were going to be asked by SOMEONE (coulda been any one of us) about it, so I figured it could be me this time, and I'd try to make it a touch light-hearted.

Anyways, I've reproduced that 'bug' and it seems to be pretty consistent that, by the time you're around 400 crates in MS FWE Plat Club, it will be happening.

Posted on 07.04.09 20:55 PM by Patrick

@Travis

Like Olaus my time as a hard-core Painiac will be soon be drastically cut due to the arrival of a little miracle. Scarey and exciting at the same time! Good luck mate.

Aaaanyway back to Pain, just wondering if you saw my idea (right near the end of the last blog) of a multiplayer game of Pong and a single player mode of Arkanoid?

Lastly I had an idea for a new (Premium?) character:-

*Ventrilaquist and Dummy.

- Choose either the ventrilaquist or Dummy at the character select. Both start on the launcher- Vent holding Dummy, with each having their own poses and quotes.

- Once the first hit happens they break away and go onto ooch on their own. Vent normal size, while Dummy a little 'un like ninja and pirate.

- Two different characters but still a link between them and possible unique humour!

What you guys reckon?

Posted on 07.04.09 21:00 PM by The_Probe

Thanks Travis - that's very good to hear. Especially the AP part. I know there's no promises but it's nice you guy's are checking into adding modes to AP. It's definitely the standout area of PAIN. Even the turds of Duece Drop smell perty! Fingers crossed that frame rates don't hinder.

Posted on 07.04.09 22:54 PM by obscured

@obscured...

you won't have to worry about me in AP FWE Frown. AP is still unplayable on my system. I wonder if it's the 500gb HD I swapped into my ps3. WHen I'm rich (read never), I'll buy a new faster HD, do a backup/swap/restore and see if that could be the cause.

Posted on 07.04.09 23:11 PM by Patrick

Anyone know a 'robodo79'? He actually gave me a challenge in DT FWE Online, scoring a point in our second match even! Watch out for this one, he got skillz!

Posted on 07.04.09 23:27 PM by Patrick

Mad Science Plat has been beat into full submission... I won't put my time up because you won't believe me... But I almost beat my PAINful time Smile

Posted on 07.05.09 01:15 AM by TonyB

Well Done TonyB!!! (I'll just assume it's better than my I NEVER EVEN UNLOCKED platinum score, haha... don't like mad science much)

Posted on 07.05.09 01:18 AM by Patrick

@Patrick - Thankusir... You should try unlocking Plat club. PC is totally different from the other levels... All the jugs are stacked in a pile then when the first ones boom, the rest scatter all over the whole gym. Then it's kinda like pool... pool with grabs and blowzions that is... But it's much fun when you get the hang of it.

Posted on 07.05.09 01:37 AM by TonyB

CONT.

So it's different every time. I've been playing it since day 1 and still it seems fresh to me.

Posted on 07.05.09 01:38 AM by TonyB

hey guys been some time since i posted on here and your still doing great with pain. and as usual i have a couple ideas for ya....

1. with pain labs would it be too much trouble to add something to our trophy cabinet like 1 for each lab? just something for our cabinet like the last one hit 5 or 6 aliens w/o relaunching or something of that nature.

2. MORE modes that don't involve having to throw something at something else...mime toss, clown toss, darts, fortress, mad science.....all essentially the same game just laid out a little differently. how about something more orientated twords the game's original intent.....inflict as much PAIN and cause as much DESTRUCTION as possible. there just has to be something else we can do with just launching a person out of a giant slingshot.

Posted on 07.05.09 01:49 AM by darksoul1978

No Sackboy...bummer. But a new character..START THE RUMORS GUYS!

Posted on 07.05.09 02:01 AM by Logan

@Obscured
I am unable to express my feelings with the elegance as you do when anger and frustration over takes me. I have much to learn for I am but a karate kid to your mastery of words that hit harder than a sumo's ass on a Boston creme pie. I appreciate your articulate expression of my inner rage in a less abrasive manner!
LOL.
I peed in my pants a lil when I read that. Nicely done!

Posted on 07.05.09 02:23 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - HA! That was sweet! It reminded me of the old speed stick commercials where the big athletes were being all upper crusty to pitch pit stick!

Posted on 07.05.09 03:45 AM by TonyB

@Juggz - Masta hear name. Who in trouble now.

Ah yes, young jugghoppa - noble warrior with temper like black dragon. Slow down, angry spirit poison you mind. Why you always so hurry? Take time. Clear head. Angry black dragon spirit get bored. He fly off.
Now young jugghoppa make right choice. Maybe, change word, lower tone of voice. Not know. Anything help.

So remember take you time. Even Masta not become Masta in day.

Posted on 07.05.09 04:20 AM by obscured

@Logan: I'm crossing my fingers, hoping it's Captain Qwark

If not him, hope its one of these:

Dr Nefarious
Ratchet and Clank
Sly Cooper
Bentley
Murray
Carmilita Fox
Muggshot (from Sly games)

Posted on 07.05.09 05:16 AM by Jonathan

@Travis
yo travis, i dont know if anyones mentioned this before but how about a casino environment? it would be cool. on direct tv they play the same movie all day long for like a month lol so ive been watch "21" quite alot

Posted on 07.05.09 07:06 AM by rayderz50

@Travis
also, ive mentioned this before, before my ps3 broke i had unlocked 57% trophies for gta4 and i had the ninja pwn trophy. im on my cousins ps3 and its sayin i have 15% gta4 and i dont have the ninja pwn trophy. is there a way to fix this? i have a theory that, with my cousins saved data on here, i havent done certain things to unlock those trophies so how could i have gotten em? please help. anyone

Posted on 07.05.09 07:10 AM by rayderz50

@Obsy: Dude, I love it when your write here. The only sucky part is that while I find it SO funny and want other people to read it, they have no idea what you're talking about because they don't follow the blog Tong

Posted on 07.05.09 07:50 AM by KnizzleHizzle

will there be a pain Home space /pain home intergration coming to the european playstation home.

Posted on 07.05.09 18:09 PM by Adam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0249bAzrImw

another STM 'interesting' one. This is a quadruple monkey one that is just about as hard as most of the double monkey ones.... I oopes it, but decided to save the run, just for a sweet replay.

Posted on 07.05.09 22:57 PM by Patrick

@Patrick - HA! Nice get!

Posted on 07.05.09 23:22 PM by TonyB

@ Travis

I'm sorry but I don't understand what your saying. Japs is a shortened version of Japanese. If I was intending on being offencive then I would have them called a lot worse but thats not my style.

but lets nip that name in the bud. LOL

Posted on 07.05.09 23:30 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin

Japs IS racist AND offensive. Not to me but I'm just letting you know.

You may have not realised it but it is.

Posted on 07.06.09 02:00 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Oops

Posted on 07.06.09 03:00 AM by Slaminthelamb

Nip it.

Posted on 07.06.09 03:12 AM by obscured

lol

Posted on 07.06.09 03:20 AM by Slaminthelamb

In the bud

Posted on 07.06.09 03:24 AM by Slaminthelamb

some of my suggested characters for PAIN:
crash bandicoot(lol)
hunter from spyro the dragon
andy milonakis
cole mcgrath or alex mercer would be cool
homer simpson or bart simpson
peter griffin
i doubt they would ever get any of those characters but.... damn copyright! lol

Posted on 07.06.09 06:17 AM by lucas

Now lets see who would fit in Pain...Ratchet? No. Clank? Maybe. Captain Qwark...YES! But I have to say with the Fat Princess billboards it could be a Princess. That would be cool. But doubtful. But Cole McGrath and Alex (expecially) wouldn't fit into Pain Lucas. I'm just hoping with the Ghostbusters reboot that they get Slimer or The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

Posted on 07.06.09 07:21 AM by Logan

Oh Juggz, just grab em, toss em to through the window, and then pull a American History X.. open-their-mouth-place-on-curb-as-if-biting-it.. then jump really funkin high up, yell out YAHHTZEE B!TCH and land on their head/neck with your knee

Laughing

I LOVE cameos

Posted on 07.06.09 08:02 AM by Hello Hello

@Haskell - Looky who is back to the land of the living! Did yer meds wear off enough to type today?? HAHA Just messin... How's the back man? You doing any better lately?

Posted on 07.06.09 08:47 AM by TonyB

@Knizzle - Your friends they



they just don't get it.


Start the Scandanavian chapter of my fanclub.

;-P

Posted on 07.06.09 13:39 PM by obscured

my humble opologees - Scandinavian

Posted on 07.06.09 13:42 PM by obscured

lurking.... lol.

Posted on 07.06.09 13:55 PM by Al3xX_420

yay lol

i hope movie studio and amusement park are the 1s playing catch up and recieveing new modes for them
movie studio needs a toss game for example alien toss if you really want to keep it using characters from movie studio , maybe even the mummy guy or cave women

if any1 wants to help me on my pain daxter video on youtube there some guy asking me bout a problem tht he cant get daxter on his pain game , so i told him 2 come here but not sure if he will anyway thts in the comment on ma youtube video

ive had no time 2 play PAIN lately but summer holidays soon so i shall then

cant wait for the museum , and im not entirely sure bout this block clock stuff mode thingy , but im sure it will be good
keep up good work

Posted on 07.06.09 14:09 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Obsy: Oh I will, I will Smile

We'll be the ones in front on your next European tour!

Posted on 07.06.09 16:42 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ Travis
Sorry to drag this one out but I had a thought...

If I were to write on here that all my Sony gear had packed up and swore that I would never buy another product by them again.(except the PS3 Coz its Fab and it has PAIN) I assume that it would be deleted without explanation on the QT so to speak coz it might offend a suit in an office. But if I unknowingly insult the whole country as I did then you leave it there.
How come ?

Posted on 07.07.09 10:50 AM by Slaminthelamb

Slamin - I hope you know by now that neither Travis nor I are very "on the QT" people. Still, we're the voice of PAIN on this site, so if you want to assume that we are the post police on delete patrol, go for it, but I assure you that's not the case. This isn't a two-man operation, and we don't control everything.
As for the "Japs" thing, I think it's pretty well known that the word has historically been used a a slur against Japanese people, one of whom happens to be my wife and the mother of my children. Based on your history on this site, I don't think you were trying to be incendiary, but regardless of your intent, let's just not go there, sir.

Posted on 07.07.09 13:01 PM by Jason Coker

Hey Coke
Thank you, I agree whole heartedly and I'm pleased that its neither of you 2 that have the finger hovering over delete.
Time to move on.
Coke, when are we gonna have that game that you agreed we'd have?

Posted on 07.07.09 13:19 PM by Slaminthelamb

@ The Pain crew
Thank you for the disk that is Pain I bought it from the shop on first release but only just put it in the PS3. I love the fact that I have all the released pain labs up to "will it blend" and the short videos when the game is idle on the main menu screen, genius.
My question is will you let us have the Pain labs that are released after blendermungus?

Posted on 07.07.09 13:51 PM by Slaminthelamb

Hey people,
I added another Daxter video to youtube yesterday. I put so much time into that single video just to get the perfect run (2 days worth of game time AND I didnt even get everything I wanted worked into it) and nearly 2 hours of editing. I finally settled for a 5 million point run but I'm still pretty proud of how the video came out. Anyways since I put so much time into making it I was hoping my PAiN buddies would do me the favor of checking it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDTzOjCQsyM

BTW I can't wait for the Museum! Its gonna be off the heazy for sheazy! lol. Not to mention swimsuit tati, granny, mr. french mime, space chimp, and the new sony character. This game gets marginally better on an average of every 2 1/2 months! Keep it going while the goings good people!

Posted on 07.07.09 17:19 PM by Al3xX_420

It really just comes down to taste. Long ago I made my mind up that one day I would own me a beautiful Oriental piece. You can do whatever you want with them, even though they are basically created for one purpose.
But then I came across this gallery of African beauties that were just as stunning. I was torn between which type of rug to get. The prices for either are outrageous. So I settled for a Spanish 5'x7' velvet picture of Elvis that I put on the garage door.
And a nice coffee table now covers the area where I intended to put my rug. So it all worked out. ;-P
C'mon now, go easy on me. Just trying to inject some of the humor that's recently been liposuctioned out of this joint.

Oh wups I almost forgot...

@Coke/Travis - I recall the mention of some competition of sorts. Would either of you gentlemen care to elaborate? OR, was my comment above so close to the line that it was like that phallic purple contraption with the c-ring like aparatus on it that Jeff L and his minions tried to sell as some sort of 'ride' in the dev stages of Amusement Park?

Jeff: Hey Travis have a looksee. I call it the Purple People Eater. What's what? That ring thing? - no function really, just decorative. Gives it personality don'tcha think? What's wrong. No it's a ride, I swear!

Travis: Is it my cologne Jeff? Is it because I'm a big guy? Why do you keep trying to get me fired? No way is that purple throbbing whachamacallit ... 'ride' getting through the ratings people! You're killing me dude.

(preceding story based on actual discussion w/Jeff Litchford. may contain slight embellishments)

Post submitted against my better judgement.

Peace

Posted on 07.07.09 18:09 PM by obscured

We were promised some musem news this week, it is Thursday, cmon we want some news!!!!

homerjnick

Posted on 07.07.09 21:17 PM by

Hey fellow Idol worshippers!

@the probe. I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad. My kid's first game will be Pain for sure and her/his first word will be ooch.

@Travis: Yeah man, I'm nesting hard and internet is a luxury unfortunately.

I just use the work computer and get in trouble every other month at audit time for visiting non-business related websites.

I will however make a grand Pain entrance when the time comes!

I still like keeping in touch with what's going on!

I'm your biggest spokesperson/advocate in Oz.

Read ya later all

Posted on 07.07.09 23:37 PM by Olaus

@Tony B

Wassup there Poo Bah?
My back's been huring a lot again. I had a round of Epidurals in Jene, and they helped a little, then ahad 2 more last week and they haven't done squat so far.

I've been losing my mind.. YES I DO have some more i can lose before I BECOME even evilier AND sicker! Laughing

Back on June 5th I had to call an ambulance for my Mom. Since then, it's been a nightmare of a time for her. It's amazing what hospitals and rehab facilities get away with the effing pricks. At one point, I fully lost it, omg did I snap..lol..but it was well deserved..oh God was it deserved lol.. Long story, which i won't get into,

YES I WON'T TYPE A LONG STORY FOR A CHANGE LOL

Been a really, really, rough time staying at the hopsital dyaon mm I WISH these med's would make me feel at least a little buzzed, cause they sure as hell don't take away the pain..lol it eases it, and one of the pills takes the sharpness out of it from the nerve pain, but my God this suuuuuuuuuuucks

The middle of my back, above where they put the rods and screws has been hurting a lot, after getting 2 MRI's, the doctor showed and told me that I am starting to get a herniation at the T2-T1, and T1-L1 and below it at L4-L5 and L5-S1...
fuggin lovely isn't it.

I can deal with the pain, but it's the friggan muscle spasming that's driving me up a wall. Left and right side of my spine from mid back, down to my sacrum/pelvis..

The muscle relaxers don't do SH!t..Best way to describe it, is stand at your sink and take a step or 2 back.

Now lean forward to say, a 45 degree angle. and grab a plate of glass to wash. Now stand there, leaning over, while washing whatever you have. Now after a while, you will, or should be feeling some achy muscles in your mid-to-lower back area, left and or roght side...

now take that pain, and magnify 100-fold and feel that from when you wake up, till you go to sleep. Standing for a short time increases the pain greatly, as does laying flat on your back, AND siting in a chair...

Posted on 07.08.09 03:27 AM by Hello Hello

@Haskell
While I'm a huge fan of the curb stomp, and a butcher on top of that, murder is not my goal. However, since they seem to have their heads up their arses regarding quality and longevity of their product, I just assumed I would shove them up their personally to change it from figurative to literal.

Posted on 07.08.09 05:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@obscured
Better?

Posted on 07.08.09 05:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Olaus

Ha-ha, first word being 'ooch' would be ace. More likely to be 'bollocks!' because of my excessive use of Nigel.lol.

Posted on 07.08.09 05:47 AM by The_Probe

@ The Probe

Does Nigel still say see you next Tuesday on the occasional launch coz I ain't heard him say that in a long time

Posted on 07.08.09 06:54 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Slamin

Come to think of it I havn't heard him say that for a while, I'm gonna have a few games of fwe and get back to ya...

Posted on 07.08.09 08:42 AM by The_Probe

@Juggz - It's now up to the Deleticist. I wish you well.
Lord, protect this child. He hath been wronged, hence he speaketh with thorned word.

Posted on 07.08.09 10:45 AM by obscured

Wow just had a strange think happen in the game lobby. I was checking for games and I saw an icon foe PainAlympics w/4 player. But there was nothing in the theme or challenge description. It was blank. So 4 ppl joined and host started game and it was PainAlympics online!!! Well except it just stayed on the loadinfg screen cycling thru the instruction pics. Trip though fer shiz.

Posted on 07.08.09 19:35 PM by obscured

@obscured...

The reminds me of the time you and I started a 3 player game of FWE in the movie studio somehow (the time we kept getting disco'd in the lobby, like the second time we played)

Posted on 07.08.09 21:40 PM by Patrick

Yeah ooch or P A I N P A I N P A I N to a certain tune that you are hearing in your head right now.

Posted on 07.09.09 00:41 AM by Olaus

@ The Probe

I must have launched Nigel 100 times last night and he never said my favourite phrase.

@ Travis n Coke

Nigel used to say "see you next Tuesday" and now he don't.
Can you guys shed any light on this?

Posted on 07.09.09 03:04 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Obsy, I had the same thing happen last nite, I was lookin for a game, saw a icon on the left that i reckognized as the PainAympics icon, was the fourth to join and my system locked up.

Pain crew, what's up with that?

BTW , I'm going to be back playin PAIN as much as posible this weekend, stitches are out and I have full motion in my left wrist. Even upped my FWE score in MS painful.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.09.09 08:15 AM by Rick

Welcome back, Cronnor!

Posted on 07.09.09 09:49 AM by obscured

Thanks, lookin' forward to playin' some peeps online that won't disco on me, had 6 people disco on me on my first launch in MS FWE last nite. I think the dooshconnectors should definitly get some kind of icon that shows how many times they disco. I think my short time off actually made me play the game better, or I just feel that I am playin' better. Any word on a H&C fix yet?

cronos1515

cronos1515

Posted on 07.09.09 10:03 AM by Rick

Thought I'd chime in with a new character idea, haven't done so in a while & I think he'll fit in with the pain world well....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cChbA9mX1s
Mr Soft!

Posted on 07.09.09 15:43 PM by mortal_sinner

I still think Slimer would be cool...

Posted on 07.09.09 18:03 PM by Logan

I just got an idea for a level and I don't know if its been suggested before but its like a playstation themed level. It could have Daxter and other playstation exclusive characters running around. Maybe even a grim from Resistance 2. It could even be called like Playstation Home or another version of that to make it more PAiNy.

Posted on 07.09.09 18:20 PM by Al3xX_420

@ Travis and Coke

( BEST IDEA EVER !!!!! )

First ... hello fellow PAIN players it's been awhile since i posted but i've been brain storming ( so here is my idea ! )

The PAIN Team should have a contest for the PAIN players this contest will determine a winner who gets to go to the PAIN studios to do motion capture and become a character in the game of PAIN ! of course it would be one of the legends of PAIN such as qb2b or RONSGOD but the people will have a chance against the Legends .. i truly think this is an idea that could work ... Peace

Posted on 07.09.09 20:45 PM by silentBruce

well that counts me the fuk out

Great.. this fukkin guys pie hole is shut, he then opens it, and what comes out, just totally crushes the hopes and dreams oalf the many

thanks Bruce..you were nicer not saying anyhting.. ya flukin plick...

Baw haw hawa BAWWWWWW HAW HAW HAW .
.....................snort...................

Haskell Titanus Maxumis

Posted on 07.09.09 23:06 PM by Hello Hello

@ Haskell
sorry man ... it counts me out too ... lol
way to drill me a new one man , and i thought u would hold back the anger ... but u brought the PAIN

Posted on 07.10.09 06:52 AM by silentBruce

@silentbruce

Forget a comp why not just add a character creation feature like in Face Breaker so I can get more use out of my PS3 eye and have my own ugly mug on a preloaded body and slide some slidy bars to make it less/more like me?

That's cooler I reckon.

Posted on 07.10.09 07:35 AM by Olaus

@ Olaus
yea that would work ... might be more work for the PAIN team ... but i like it ...

Posted on 07.10.09 08:13 AM by silentBruce

Had a very unusual online experience last nite....it started out as usual with me hosting a MS FWE and having about 5 noobs join and disconnect quickly...moved on and jumped into a 4 person Fortress match, host started match and we were not given the option to pick defenses, we all played but it was not the same without the defenses, and then after that I started another MS FWE, Vegasdawg joined, we got to second round, my first launch and I hear a girl on his end say "my Mom just called the cops on us". I started laughing to myself (bad boys song goin' on in my head) and then he disconnected.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.10.09 15:59 PM by Rick

Hello PAIN Programmers!

I had a question for you. Are there, or have there been discussions about making the Disgruntled Clown, or even the Grandmother, a Launchable Character?

My vote is definately the Clown. I hate clowns in general. They're creepy, have eerie energy, and the fact that they give little kids candy and balloons, well it's unsettling.

There's only 1 clown that one can really like, and that's Pennywise. Not for nothing, but the Pain Clown looks similar to Pennywise.

I would like to launch the crap out of the Clown, and hear what he's got to say, and see what kind of stylin's he has (maybe he makes balloon animals in mid air?)

My favorite is Kenneth though. He rocks.

Feel free to add me to your PSN Friends List so we can get some Bowling action on!

PSN ID: ShatteredRaven77

Keep up the Awesome work Pain Programmers!

Posted on 07.10.09 18:08 PM by Eric

Has anyone else played MS FWE Platinum recently? I was playin' and it is now doing what H&C does with the timer, I was around 400 crates, on #104 crate, going for #105 on the launch for a trigger and had 0:00 on the timer, tried to check the overhead view to find crate #105, but the overhead view did not work, got up to #111, reset to relaunch at some trigger crates with 18 seconds on the clock, and it finished my game. Same symptoms as H&C, has the bug now moved to this mode?

cronos1515

Posted on 07.10.09 19:42 PM by Rick

-insert monthly whining about SCEJ not releasing the already done PAIN avatars on PSN here-

carry on

Posted on 07.10.09 20:21 PM by Captain_Fury

i got the pain disk today but my ps3 still hasn't been fixed so ive spent the whole day round my cousins house playing the painlabs.

Posted on 07.10.09 23:47 PM by no1rebal

@Rick

Believe it or not, I first ran into that bug in ms fwe back when ms was released!
It only happened like twice but it happened.

Posted on 07.11.09 01:16 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

hey i found something interesting Take a look www.youtube.com/watch i think the fan was blowing it XD

Posted on 07.11.09 02:44 AM by Brandon

wuts up<a href="www.sweetim.com/s.asp target="_blank"><img src="cdn.content.sweetim.com/.../0002039F.gif" border=0 ></a>

Posted on 07.11.09 04:03 AM by lucas

wtf

Posted on 07.11.09 04:03 AM by lucas

OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 07.11.09 06:11 AM by ERIC

I have been lurking around for a year because i love this game.....This my second post.

Posted on 07.11.09 06:14 AM by ERIC

@ ERIC
sorry to correct you but i'm going to give you a sesame street lesson , 1 , 2 , 3 ... 3 posts BWAHAHA

Posted on 07.11.09 08:02 AM by silentBruce

Granny will be a launchable character along with the mime.

Posted on 07.11.09 08:37 AM by Al3xX_420

@Everyone especially Obscured...

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 07.11.09 09:36 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron

Dude that's wild. Pretty funny you got stuck trying to go all up in it. Was it racking points? I wonder if the Dev'ers see this stuff.

Posted on 07.11.09 18:31 PM by obscured

@Obsy

It didn't rack points but I have been tooling around with that sticky ball & on more than one occasion I've gotten stuck on it and the points just pile on. Nothing extreme but just a constant stream of points...I think there's a small vid of this on my youtube.

I've been trying to re-create your saucer phenomenon but that vid is as close as I've gotten. Although I have gotten this particular glitch to happen twice now but the first vid froze up while I was editing it.

Check this one out tho....

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 07.11.09 19:21 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron - You are Dances with Glitches.
Stickyball whisperer.

Posted on 07.11.09 19:48 PM by obscured

Yea...they must be attracted to my chiseled chest and steel buns....errr.....

Wait, that's chuck norris.


Oh well....Chiseled Chuck can't do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOnF-RBl5k

Posted on 07.12.09 07:35 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

2 things:
1. @The PAIN Team - great job at telling us about museum and releasing the naughty bits

2. E Stands For Epilepsy (PAIN video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85rMEk5QfX0

<a href="www.sweetim.com/s.asp target="_blank"><img src="cdn.content.sweetim.com/.../0002039F.gif" border=0 ></a>

Posted on 07.12.09 08:00 AM by lucas

Need some help from the Experts . In Movie Studio , one of the Trophies is for "grabbing five tall Castle blocks with toppling" . Without giving the solution away (I'd like to try it myself) can someone at least give me a hint on how this is done ? Just tell me where to aim and I'll try my skill after that .
Thanks...Scott

Posted on 07.13.09 16:22 PM by Scott_R_K

yeah i need a hint too! i dont get how thats possible at all. and im a trophy whore (in pain and in xmb) so i need it Smile

Posted on 07.13.09 16:29 PM by lucas

This is a reply to Mr know it all cronos1515,i am Vegasdawg and would like to explain what really happened the night he is talking about.Earlier that day a girl had run away some friend of my daughters and the runaways mother had come to my house looking for her daughter but she was not at my house..but because her mom being a mother said she was going to call the cops at which time my daughter came in and said SHE is calling the cops unlike what mr know it all stated that "my mom" called the cops no fool the runaways mom was going to.The only reason i did disconnect is because my 3 year old son accidentally unplugged my modem from my system.Yes i have disconnected from pain previously but i dont do that crap any more,so for accidentally disconnecting i do apologize to you cronos1515 but next time boy you want to post something on this site get your stories straight.I love this game and enjoy playing wether i lose or not...Keep OOCHing

Posted on 07.13.09 18:43 PM by Robert

Feh. I prefer Cronos' story. It contained far more intrigue and drama.

heh.

Posted on 07.13.09 20:27 PM by Cavefish

@SilentBruce

FYI~ There are 2 people named Eric. One being "Eric" (myself) and the other being "ERIC" the other guy.

I'll always leave my posts with, "The Shattered Raven."

Also, so Granny's gonna be a launchable along with the Mime? That's cool. Still think the clown's cooler. But i'll take what they lay out.

~The Shattered Raven

Posted on 07.13.09 20:43 PM by Eric

http://www.playfire.com/a/clan/bring-the-pain

if anyone here has a playfire account, join this clan. its everything and anything tht has to do with PAIN

Posted on 07.13.09 20:57 PM by lucas

Can anyone give me some hints to get 1.5 million in PAINdemonium? I just realized I don't have Aftermath...

Posted on 07.13.09 21:08 PM by Logan

@Logan - Git a wrench. Time to take off the training wheels, put away the collector's edition Daxter plush doll , suit up and OOCH. ;-P

Use ninja launch high get multipliers and let the cars knock you around. Whoever you use, just last more than 3 minutes.

Posted on 07.13.09 22:31 PM by obscured

@Vegasdawg - I understand you wanting to clear that up. And you did. But Cronos wasn't acting like a know-it-all. I know Rick well and he's a straight up dude and an excellent player. Not his style to go at someone. It's not like he was purposfully dogging you out.

Sounds like he (cronos) was just stating what he heard because it seemed unusual. He was just a bit off on the faxt checking. Still close enough to hear the song 'Bad boy's bad boy's -
Watcha gonna do -
Watcha gonna do when they come for YOU!

Posted on 07.13.09 22:51 PM by obscured

Vegasdawg, I wasn't going at you personally, I was just stating how f'd up my nite was online playin' Pain. And then when I was playin u, I heard a bunch of commotion, heard what I heard thru your mic, Sorry if I took it the wrong way and did anything to upset u. BTW, good game last nite, it was almost like a rematch for the unfinished game the other nite. C U on the oochin' side........


cronos1515

Posted on 07.14.09 03:30 AM by Rick

11th of July was the last update from Travis, 10 days ago!

Any more info? Please?

homerjnick

Posted on 07.14.09 03:45 AM by

See what I mean? Da man's a freakin saint ova here!

Posted on 07.14.09 04:20 AM by obscured

@obscured

Harsh, but acceptable. I don't use Daxter really, I use Ed a lot.

Posted on 07.14.09 05:24 AM by Logan

Scott, explains itself, 5 "Castle Blocks", get on launcher, aim at castle blocks that come apart.

Vegasdawg, I forgot to say I didn't even read your post until this morning, so when we played last nite I didn't know about it, or I would have apologized to you.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.14.09 05:39 AM by Rick

Ya, sorry about that Logan. Good luck though.

Posted on 07.14.09 07:44 AM by obscured

@ Logan

I would never of guessed you would need help on this but this one's for you buddy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhxA4okr4c

I used Hoff but any character works fine.
Go big at first then just hit as many objects as you can for multipliers and use the cars as momentum boosters and pts will soar.
(It was actually kinda difficult to get JUST 1.5)

Posted on 07.14.09 08:44 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Cronos1515 thank you and accepted.BTW thanks for the ass whopping yesterday looking forward to playing you again love to learn new things...

Posted on 07.14.09 09:16 AM by Robert

I understand he was not going at me personally..however he did single me out and i can see how Bad boys bad boys would go through his head.Cronos is a good guy played him again last night had my ass handed to me but still learning.Sorry if i came off rude i am just the type to speak my mind,i didn't want people to think i just quit games cause i hate when i get disconnected.Everyone knows that real pain players will not play with someone who just disconnects all the time.Thanks again cronos and see u on the flip side/

Posted on 07.14.09 09:21 AM by Robert

Robert, I noticed your oochin' skills have gone up since the 1st time we played, u said that u were not up to my level, and then we played again last nite and I noticed a big difference in you skill, next time I will give you some pointers if u want, & if u have a mic on. Glad to see we could work this out. C U on the Cyco side.......now back off to work.


cronos1515

Posted on 07.14.09 09:58 AM by Rick

4 games... 4 disco's

Posted on 07.14.09 18:41 PM by TonyB

@Tony, Who?

cronos1515

Posted on 07.14.09 19:00 PM by Rick

something 02 07, but I think that was a kid... and tonz2-something... and a couple others...playing dethklokkillz now... no disco so far

Posted on 07.14.09 19:09 PM by TonyB

spoke too soon, but at least he waited till the last letter...

Posted on 07.14.09 19:15 PM by TonyB

i hardly play PAIN no more
so many other games to play and new games coming end of this year , ill hav no time to play
new content and ill still buy and still play , jst maybe not so much as i use 2
still tho i cant wait for the musuem

@Travis is there any news on tht other game tht idolminds are going to do? , plus will we ever see a PAIN 2 which cud maybe be on disc and then there wud be so much more room on the disc and much easier 2 be able 2 do new things like character editor

Posted on 07.14.09 19:24 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

And...LewisG316 for the 6 out of 7 disco bonanza!

Posted on 07.14.09 19:28 PM by TonyB

It's hard to believe that I would need help, but I play Pain for fun. I don't play for the trophies until recently, and well, I've failed at it once or twice. Wink

Posted on 07.14.09 19:48 PM by Logan

Well I've found my problem which I should have included in the first statement. Is there a spot I should try to launch at? First street, Second street, ect.

Posted on 07.14.09 19:53 PM by Logan

i still think you should use my moving launcher idea

Posted on 07.14.09 20:01 PM by no1rebal

hi

Posted on 07.14.09 20:03 PM by lucas

any news on new launchables?

Posted on 07.14.09 22:22 PM by Al3xX_420

@cronos/Robert - Ever since PAIN went online it's amazing to see how quickly NWP's (noobs with potential) can pick up their skill levels.

Many cases it's literally 2 weeks after seeing thyem struggle somewhat before they are ready to give some decent competition to the main stream. I remember Playing Paerley for the first time in DT explosives. He was decent but within 2 weeks he had it pretty well figured out and is now quite the formidable opponent in DT.

Posted on 07.14.09 22:31 PM by obscured

hi... just reminding everyone i still exist... just bin addicted to cross edge... but the reaplays are still coming at decepticreep13 if your up for a laugh. later.

Posted on 07.15.09 04:11 AM by joseph

@obscured....

awwwww, I blame you ya big softy... haha. I literally stole most of my moves from our first run-in. After seeing your mad-fat skillz at keeping AO in the air, I ran off to DT FWE Painful and played like 200 launches as him working on JUST that. Then I played STM as him, which REALLY improved my skills. Anyone who wants to get good at FWE just needs to get good at STM.

And I agree 100% on the NWP->Formidable opponent conversion rate. I'll play someone who doesn't disco on my when I get 70-80 in DT, then spout out an offer to play a second round and give tips (all they have to do is say they want them). They'll come back a week later cocky as hell, expecting their 50-60 in DT to stand a chance, and get smacked down, but admit to enjoy the smackdown. I wish there were more people with the add-ons so I could get quick games in MS or SS ( still no AP for me Frown ). I just need a weekend of maybe 40-50 MS games and I'll be able to get my average up over 90 there. RIght now I can get into the 80s consistently, but that's not enough to make me happy.

Posted on 07.15.09 04:58 AM by Patrick

Painiacs!

My wife and I are having twins! AAAAARGH!

Just found out yesterday arvo!

Olaus

Posted on 07.15.09 05:15 AM by Olaus

@Olaus - Good spawn mate! Double doodie I say!!

Is it true they train roo's to be Nanny's and the lit'ole one's can sleep in the pouch till they are 2 when you live in The Land Down Unda? No? Aw.

Do you know what's up with the singer from Men At Work's eye? Like which one should we talk to if we met him. Things like that.

And c'mon man what... you wanna come clean with this platypus nonsense? Pffft ya right, they exist. NOT. The worlds on to you.
So go now and remove all the little fake duckbills off the poor beavers. Rubber bands probably cut into their little necks by now.

Oh and congrats mate! Best wishes to you and the Misses

Posted on 07.15.09 07:33 AM by obscured

@TheProbe - Hey aren't you about to propogate the species as well? Didn't prepare a speach but wish all the best to you and your precious little AtomicTurd baby.

PAIN 2020 is already building a fan base!

Much much

Posted on 07.15.09 07:52 AM by obscured

@Olaus, congrats on the twins!!

@Paerley, I'm always up for MS FWE if u see me online, that's my favorite area. Although I have been playin alot of DT bowling recently, my low skill level throws the noobs off and they end up losing or disconnecting.

@Obsy, thanks for all of the compliments and callin' me a saint. I'm more of a sinner than a saint, but I don't like to cause confrontation w/ peeps I play in PAIN. I totally agree w/your saying about NWP's, I was at that level until online happened, then I played u and paerley, stole/borrowed some of the moves and have improved my skills online and offline.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.15.09 14:38 PM by Rick

@Olaus - Maybe you'll get lucky and have a boy AND a girl... That way in a few years you'll have a new dishwasher AND a new lawnmower!!

Kids can be useful tools!

Posted on 07.15.09 19:31 PM by TonyB

@Obscured

Cheers my man, things are getting pretty scarey now. ETA Aug 4th! Squeeky bum time is officialy here!

@Olaus

Twins! well done. You really must have been trying hard! Good luck my man.

Posted on 07.15.09 20:39 PM by The_Probe

Olaus musta gave her the 'ol SUPER OOUCH!!

Posted on 07.15.09 21:20 PM by TonyB

Olaus - Welcome to the Twins Club! I'm a member myself.

All - We've had just about every problem that could possibly happen during the testing of the Museum, but it's rapidly coming to a close and will be to you all within the next few weeks. This is the part where my job sucks, but once you get your mitts on the Museum and let us know what you think, I'm loving it again (even if you don't like it - we're still learning).

Peace,
Coke

Posted on 07.15.09 21:54 PM by Jason Coker

@ Coke

Can you wait 3 weeks coz I am off on holiday to Italy on Friday so please don't release anything till I get back ok. I will give you the nod when I'm ready.
cheers

Posted on 07.15.09 23:14 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Coke - SWEET!

@Slammin - Feel my PAIN!!! I was overseas for a realease once... It sucks reading about everybody playing when you are 2,500 miles from yer PS3!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 07.16.09 08:09 AM by TonyB

@Probe - I think the scariest part is, after all goes well hopefully, they actually let two uber-noob parents walk out of the hospital with the newborn. Like ' really? are you sure this is cool? Don't we bring a nurse or two with us as well?'

So yes it's the scariest/greatest experience ever. You are now player 2 in the game of life. Good luck!

Posted on 07.16.09 08:36 AM by obscured

@Obsy

Ha ha that was a crack up man! They say there are only 3 types of animals in Oz...

Poisonous, Dangerous and Odd.

@Tonyb

Too true. It was more like using that 3rd and 4th Ooch.

@the probe
Thanks mate!

@Coke
If you could give one piece of advice to a new member of the twins club what would it be?

Read ya later gang!

Posted on 07.16.09 09:21 AM by Olaus

@coke

can you pleeeeaaaasssseeee make spunky the clown a launchable?
i'll give you a dollar so please... anyway me and my friends just wanna know who actually came up with the idea for spunky?
like who came up with his awsome lines and how he looks... because whoever it was is a friggin genius and is worshiped as a god in south philly as my whole crew just loves hurting that clown!
later.

Posted on 07.16.09 10:17 AM by joseph

@anyone who cares
speaking of spunky... my friend is getting pretty good with the replay editor and has bin putting up some good stuff on youtube... look up janusthedamned on youtube for some good chuckles... and decepticreep13 for my reaplays and even more chuckles.
later.

Posted on 07.16.09 10:23 AM by joseph

@joseph

If anything they will do a variation on Spunky as they are doing with Granny, Mime, and Chimp. But I could see him as a character, but I prefer the originals.

Posted on 07.16.09 11:59 AM by Logan

cant wait for the monkeySmile

Posted on 07.16.09 12:15 PM by lucas

How about a big chicken as a launchible

Posted on 07.16.09 12:55 PM by Jonathan

If we're talking chickens then I'd like to re-raise my Shirley the obnoxious sweary cockatoo launchable character. Well it's still a big white bird but with a potty mouth instead of annoying clucks.

Posted on 07.16.09 14:28 PM by Olaus

morning Mutes.........long time no post (me)

just a quick thanks to staff really

currently im in france in pas de calais, in st omer hospital cos my 11 year old little girl, got a bloody peretinitus (busrt appendix)real touch and go for a while aint cried this much since lost 3rd place on afterglow. Anyway things are much better now and i reckon its all thanks to "PAIN", she was running a high fever ,antibiotics dooing nothing, she werent being herself , till i managed to smuggle my ps3 into her room. no crap--- her eyes lit up, she demanded to be logged onto her account tout suite, we both been trying to improve our painlypmpics for the last 3 days, and i been getting her on some leaderboards, cos her left hand has a drip plugged in so its not cheating !!!..she has other games on the ps3 but she wants it on as soon she wakes up nurses getting Le Hump Smile, thanks again Sony, idol minds, and mutes ....soon as we get wifi in hospital..shes gonna kick ass again Multiplayer sylie .......

Ps..enjoy italy Slammin....

Leeli67

Posted on 07.16.09 15:21 PM by

Hey everyone,

I just made some Ded Baron videos. I'm surprised no ones done it so far since he's the only zombie but I made him eat a couple people. Here they are:

Ded Baron eats the MS actress:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_nvxsUWREU

Ded Baron eats the bikini babe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dveiW-aDg5s

Posted on 07.16.09 15:48 PM by Al3xX_420





SOooo.......


Does anyone here like glitches as much as I do?????


www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 07.16.09 16:50 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ron
that vid was pretty nutz... you should see some of mine at decepticreep13... most of my vids are me putting spunky in undescribable agony but the others are some really whacked out glitches.
later.

Posted on 07.16.09 23:17 PM by joseph

New pose of the week featuring the MIME

pain.us.playstation.com/page/pose-of-the-week.aspx

Posted on 07.17.09 04:51 AM by srart

@ TonyB

I can't even read about it we have no inter web where we go but that could change from next year! I have to spend 3 long weeks having Pain withdrawals I talk about Pain alot with my Italian friends they think I am mad they call me the crazy inglese.

@ Leeli67

Your little girl must be very brave please send her my best wishes and get well soon. Tell her as I am flying over I will send down some Pain love for her ok.

@ everybody
see yo'll in 3 weeks
Love ya man
ciao

Posted on 07.17.09 05:42 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Leeli67 - PAIN = good.
Children in pain = bad.

Wishing your daughter a full recovery. Be strong for her man. Good luck.

Posted on 07.17.09 09:19 AM by obscured

********Posted by Travis on 11-30-07*******
Quote...

ONLINE PLAY

When I said if you make enough noise we have to listen, I mean it. If online multiplayer is very important for you guys then I will have to take it to the development team and figure out what we can do. I would personally like this feature too. It would allow me to "represent" on some of you personally.


err REE HE HE heally? So Travis... how's that working out for ya?

Served.
It's on now.
Bring it.
;-P

Posted on 07.18.09 03:29 AM by obscured

Indeed, I want the best they have to offer in FWE DT! --paerley

Posted on 07.18.09 04:42 AM by Patrick

Hey all,

I've noticed an increase in glitchiness (I am sure I just made up that word, although it appears to be in my dictionary) in the PROBE/Afterglow games lately. Indeed, Ron seems to be a glitch magnet! Some of this has spilled over into the Replay Editor on my machine. Is there anyone here who uses the editor on a regular basis who can tell me if this is exists on your machine as well?

Specific examples of problems are:
When setting up a speed bar, the last two values are no longer 1/2 and 1/4, they are 39815 and 39817. 1/2 and 1/4 still appear in the speed bar, just not in the dialog box.
Another would be that my replays will play for the entire length of the original play, but only render a portion of that. So when you get 2 minutes into a 3 minute clip, the render stops and you get a freeze frame for remaining time.

I have also had trouble with bomb casings embedding in the floor and creating new obstacles that will stop me cold. (Video coming)

Several times, I have also had my characters heads get stuck in objects. For instance, recently Brock Lee took the phrase "Resistance is futile" to a new level when he became trapped in the high reach lifter in PROBE. (Video coming) I have had him go Borg on me with the forklift in Afterglow as well.

Anyway, looking forward to hearing your stories (assuming there are any). Hopefully the Dev's will take notice and look into some of this stuff.

TheSkipinator

Posted on 07.18.09 10:18 AM by Skip

"Another would be that my replays will play for the entire length of the original play, but only render a portion of that. So when you get 2 minutes into a 3 minute clip, the render stops and you get a freeze frame for remaining time."

I've had that problem a lot and not just recently. It happens when you rewind or fast forward the replay. Is this going to get fixed?

Posted on 07.18.09 11:09 AM by Al3xX_420

New screenshot(s) actually, they changed what was previously there. They finally fixed the dates too, only took about a month, lol.

Posted on 07.18.09 13:52 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@skip
yeah dood all that has happened to me as well... and yes pain has bin more glitcheriffic in general... not just sore spots... check out some of mine at decepticreep13 on youtube... especially check uot the vids beaver tornado, sky worker and magical mugging for some wacky glitches.
p.s. i would just put the links up but im kinda computer stupid and dont know how to do that.
later.

Posted on 07.18.09 17:24 PM by joseph

Doh! I just had one of the Marines in PROBE explode on me! Video to be posted soon. I have never had an NPC blow up on me. I was startled to say the least. Initial contact with the Marine was a little odd. His hat flew off his head and went all the way across the hanger. Very odd.

The videos I promised above are now posted at the following YouTube addresses.

Shrapnel Object in Floor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ53vKYJ0oI

Brock and Lift get intimate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaUbQFtGDCg

The lift problem I have seen before and can be seen in the Angry Bear video I did under a different YouTube name:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdgk5gp4sSs

theSkipinator

Posted on 07.19.09 19:47 PM by Skip

Travis and Coke have been gone a while...bets that Travis annoyed Coke so much that Coke killed Travis and ran away to Egypt? No...bummer. Though it's abeen a while and I wanted to know if the swimsuits would be with Museum or before then.

Posted on 07.19.09 23:42 PM by Logan

Last night I played MS FWE online against Chuck Norris. Ironicly he chose Brock, and started his first launch. His run lasted long enough to put me asleep. When I woke up he was at 999999 crates .

Posted on 07.20.09 00:06 AM by ERIC

@Eric - Not only is that a goofy tall tale, but Chuck Norris chosing Brock Lee is in no way ironic. Also, you must be a narcaleptic, because there is a short time limit on online FWE. Please be more creative with your next effort.

Posted on 07.20.09 01:54 AM by TonyB

i have a far less interesting story. i tried to join cronos's FWE game like 10 times earlier but it wouldnt connect.

Posted on 07.20.09 03:52 AM by Al3xX_420

Wow, I don't say anything for months and then I suddenly flood the page with blathering. So be it.

@ERIC - I know your story is false because Chuck Norris would have scored 999999 crates with his FIRST crate! Second, if you were asleep while playing Chuck Norris, he would have launched Brock, found you, killed you, stopped for a Big Mac, and then picked up his controller before Brock landed.

Now for the real reason I am back to build a wall of text. My 15:47 post stated that I had a Marine in PROBE explode. Having seen the footage (being posted as we speak) I must now modify my original statement. He doesn't explode, he teleports!

Here's the set up. I am looking to cause trouble and hoping to create a glitch of some kind. Therefore, in PROBE, I launch Brock into the sticky ball above the upper portal. Ball and Brock now fall to platform where Marine is standing and begins doing push ups. Sticky ball touches Marine on ankle and his hat shoots off his head and flies across the hanger area (as mentioned earlier). Marine and Brock are hopelessly entangled in the sticky ball. Now, as things are winding down from the launch, a blue light appears in the belly of the Marine, and so help me God, he teleports off the platform! He's just gone. The blue light actually glitches the sticky ball and for a split second (just a few frames) the core is exposed and Brock is set free. Then there is what can only be called a flame free explosion and the ball goes one way and Brock the other.

It turns out that the hat that flew off the head of the Marine, went through the lower portal before time ran out on the timer! When the hat goes in, both the hat and the Marine it is no longer attached to get teleported and come screaming out of the upper portal. The Marine shoots straight up when he comes out and is moving so fast, he ricochets of support beam and flies all the way to the wall below the control room. There he falls to the floor.

As posted in the YouTube description, I have to say the George Castanza's father said it best when he told his proctologist "It's a one in a million shot, Doc! A one in a million shot!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5mOH16v7KQ

theSkipinator apologizes for the wall of text.

Posted on 07.20.09 04:23 AM by Skip

@Skip - That was effing wild man.

It seems I now have an itch that's become red and irritated. It's the itch to glitch.
And the only ointment I need -
is stickyball.

Posted on 07.20.09 06:12 AM by obscured

@Skip: Awesome!

Posted on 07.20.09 07:19 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Al3xX_420, I was having issues connecting & setting up last nite also, setting up a game usually took 2-3 times of error/disconnect before 1 would go. I also tried to get into 1-2 that you had setup, but also got the error message.

Almost every time I play MS FWE platinum, I now get they same symptoms as H&C, no overhead camera at 0:00 and when you get the 10th crate and extra time, reset and it ends the game. I sure hope the PAIN crew is lookin' into this bug.......


cronos1515

Posted on 07.20.09 20:19 PM by Rick

lol, check this out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbY9P1HpAUU

Posted on 07.21.09 02:46 AM by DO2K03

^ thats the start to my 107 million high score. i will beat that high score.

Posted on 07.21.09 02:54 AM by DO2K03

@TonyB
Thank you for caring enough to point out a potential health risk. I will have my doctor test me for narcalepsy. LOL Normally when I get slaughtered in any mode I watch and learn.
@Skipinator
Nice glitch video btw, but if you had any faith in Chuck Norris, you'd know he doesn't need a controller. I guess what I'm trying to so say is I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MUSEUM! psn pencil420 youtube ericpdj I won't disco ever.

Posted on 07.21.09 06:21 AM by ERIC

@TRAVIS

wheres that ebony chick at?

Posted on 07.21.09 16:35 PM by DO2K03

@skip
heeeey... thats copyright infringement... i did that with a female scientist when sore spots first came out!
check out my replay teleprober on my channel if you think im fibbin.

p.s. and thanx for subscribing... just put 2 good new ones up.
later.

Posted on 07.21.09 20:28 PM by joseph

Hi everbody,
I remember seeing a post a while ago from Travis, maybe Coker, that eluded to a contest/competition of some sort. Having heard nothing else on this subject, some Pain buddies and I have tossed around the idea of a fortress tournament. So I thought I'd pop in here and see if anyone here would be interested in such an endeavor. You can post your interest, or message me on PSN (Futant420) and if there are enough people into it we can get a community ladder tourney going. No rating minimum, everyone can get in and is welcome to join.
Specifics -
Single Elimination Fortress Ladder Tourney
Since this is the first tourney as such, I will randomly assign the seeding (using black rites so dark they must not be spoken of) to all entrants. Future tourneys (HA) will reflect the outcome of this one.
Matches will be 1v1, best of three. If there is some demand for it we can do 2v2, but 1v1 is more realistic.
The winner of each match must be agreed upon by both players, or failing that, pictures provided.
Rough times for the tourney will be in the evening, and arranged between the two comabtants. A deadline for an outcome will be set. If no outcome has been reported by the deadline (with no subsequnt excuses/communication) I will be forced to DQ the pair.
The winner of the tourney will recieve the awesome bragging rights associated with such an incredible show of prowess, as well as the supreme knowledge of your greatness.
-Futant420

Posted on 07.21.09 22:14 PM by Chris

@Futant420

That sounds awesome. Bring it on. Would be cool if there was some sort of web page to track that all.

Please post any further info on any developments of the Fortress Tourny!

Posted on 07.22.09 08:48 AM by RandoTX

@Rando and anyone else interested

There's been a bit of interest so here's the digs.
Tourney is Wednesday 7/27 and starts at 6pm pacific daylight time.
Tourney will presumably end that night, maybe 2-3 hours.
Sign ups end Wednesday at noon (or so), contact me (PSN-Futant420, or post on the blog here) and let me know you want in. Please include your PSN handle so when the matches are announced people can contact one another.
Again this is for fun and bragging rights so there is no entry fee or other chicanery.
The more the merrier so don't be shy. Also there has been a lot of response from higly skilled players so it will be a challenge, but don't let that scare you away. ALL skill levels are welcome and will be represented.

Posted on 07.22.09 09:23 AM by Chris

What the... Fat Princess shilling? In MY PAIN game? More likely than you think. Is it safe to guess the next Sony character being added to the PAIN roster is none other than the obese Princess herself...?

Posted on 07.22.09 10:49 AM by pick-e

Hi i would like to play in the tourney. Send me what i need to know at psn name
kenjiac

Posted on 07.22.09 10:50 AM by Kenji

have you ever gotten 20 mil before ????? ive gotten it and the best place to get a high score is pain amusment park well for now. and i cant wait till pain musium comes out

Posted on 07.22.09 11:59 AM by Trevor

@TheCovenantOfTheBrotherhoodOfStickyballGlitchWhores
Attn: Chairperson Ron_Is_God

I just recreated the saucer freakout phenomena in vivid detail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDXA0ht76hQ

Posted on 07.22.09 12:42 PM by obscured

Anyone else notice in PAINdemonium that the signs sometimes are blank with the words "Rent Me" on the bottom?

Posted on 07.22.09 15:05 PM by jonathan

@Obscured

What a ride, my friend.

See You On The Dark Side Of The Saucer.


The lunatics are on the sticky ball.

Posted on 07.22.09 15:48 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Thought I'd post this, since the game being made in the picture is dear to our hearts.

kotaku.com/.../mommy-where-do-ps3-games-come-from

Posted on 07.22.09 23:24 PM by Terwallace

@PickE: I happen to think the Obese Royalty figure is quite cute. And the Fat Princess Team are good friends of Team PAIN. Development and Management alike. They asked us for some love and we were more than happy to help ‘em out.

@Chris: Yes, there will be a contest SOON. More info when legal lets me talk.

@TerWallace: Nice link dude! That’s kinda awesome.

@Logan: We were in submission “HELL” with PAIN and now we are back. Submission hell is usually when we have so much to do on the back end that we evaporate for a while. The Museum and Naughty Bits are in Format now as well as a few new things both pay and free are out of our hands and into others hands. I have also been working pretty closely with Idol Minds on NEXT BIG THINGS as well as the future plans for PAIN.

@Obscured: So you want a piece of me do you? Hmmmmm. I might just have to smack you around so you know what time it is.

Posted on 07.23.09 03:00 AM by travis williams

@kenjiac and rando
The first bracket has been filled and the second one started. I'll send out a PSN message tommorow afternoon with the complete rules and first round matchups.
@everbody
Still some time before sign ups end at noon tomorrow, so if you want in on some sweet, sweet fortress action let me know.
@Travis
Yeah REAL soon, as in tomorrow night (MUAHAHAHAHA)

Posted on 07.23.09 04:02 AM by Chris

also @Travis
By the way, if any of you devs think you have what it takes to hang with the best of the fortress community, you should sign up.
It'll be a good time, and you might be suprised at the skills on display.

Posted on 07.23.09 04:12 AM by Chris

Heey! You guys are back! I mean you said here we'll have info on museum etc. next week (which you said, Oh i dunno 2-3 weeks ago) I'm dyin' for some info!

Posted on 07.23.09 04:28 AM by lorine

@Travis - Lol! Quite literally!! Got to hand it to you for holding ground. Now if I could just get that PSN handle.... hmmm, maybe Christian can help on this one...

Posted on 07.23.09 06:21 AM by obscured

I'm in LA at a recording studio wrapping up a session with ____ _______, our latest celeb launchee. Hmmmm.... Wonder who it could be.......

Hateful,
Coke

Posted on 07.23.09 08:24 AM by Jason Coker

@Jason

I took it upon myself to help the others seeing as this is a bit hard. I opened Word, copied the Blanks and spaced them out. Here are the results...

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Posted on 07.23.09 08:35 AM by Logan

Indent after the first four lines, so four and seven together.

Posted on 07.23.09 08:36 AM by Logan

william Shatner for the win!

Posted on 07.23.09 08:39 AM by Chris

@RandoTX
'RandoTX' is not registered to the PSN...so if you want in on the fortress tourney, you'll need to get your handle to me. You can post it here or message me (Futant420).

Posted on 07.23.09 08:55 AM by Chris

@chris,
could be if its Will or Bill Shatner.

What about Adam Sandler?

Posted on 07.23.09 09:47 AM by Al3xX_420

@Logan - I hope it's not Adam Sandler... Then it wouldn't be PAIN, it would just be an Adam Sandler game...

HA!! Sorry, I had to pull that on you for old times sake! HAHA!! Pete Griffin FTW!!

Posted on 07.23.09 11:19 AM by TonyB

@ the Trav W

have u personally previewed "da Fat P-cess"? and in your opinion is it worth the $$$? i am buying it regardless of what u say, but i value your input. tyvm!

peace

Posted on 07.23.09 21:56 PM by MarlyT35

@lorine:
of course they came on a few weeks later than expected, they live in an alternate universe where the time flows slower. (It's the only explanation that makes sense with the constant time table miscalculations, not that I can throw any stones, my time table is similar)

Posted on 07.23.09 22:11 PM by srart

i just uploaded another hilarious PAiN video. This time it features Daxter the Sewer Rat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0g6LUW5qGk

why dont you all just subscribe so you know when i get a video up? hahaha. comments and ratings will be returned in kind

Posted on 07.23.09 22:27 PM by Al3xX_420

@Al3xX_420 - You're a nasty little ratings whore!!! - jk man, though I appreciate comments on my vids I honestly think vids should get rated on their own merit. It's not like they're giving out banana stickers (a Tony B-ism!) for the most stars! I've been playing PAIN for a year and a half now and still get some serious LOL moments but I'm mostly awed by the fact that I'm nowhere near getting sick of this yet. The repllayability is second to none.

@Travis/Coke - So that recent update with like 10 items was just for the FP screens in the ui? Really? Really.

Is it by design that the leaderboards take up to 3 or 4 days
to update if you get your high score offline?

What the heck's going on with the Far East online delay? Is it still going to happen? We need fresh blood!

Peace all

Posted on 07.23.09 23:39 PM by obscured

@TonyB: LOL, you never forget, do you Tong

@obsy: You don't need Travis' PSN name, just stop by the office Tong

Posted on 07.24.09 01:59 AM by KnizzleHizzle

P.S. Al3xX that was a crackup and I shall reward you accordingly!

Posted on 07.24.09 05:03 AM by obscured

@Marly: We have had copies of BETA versions of Fat Princess for months. Our old test lead is actually test lead on Fat Princess. He’s a pain in the rear but a good guy. So every time I go to QA I pass by the Fat Princess test area. It’s actually very fun. I think people should check it out.


@Knizzle: My PSN name is really short but I will create another name just to play people with. That way I can still hide out on the network.


@Al3xX: You are gonna be in really good shape for the contest coming up. Keep those video skills working. They just might pay off.


@Obscured: Actually we had a problem with one of the characters in “Mr. Pain” that if we would have released “as is” it would have made the rating of the game change. Different countries have different sensibilities. So the Japan linkage is going to have to wait until we have find a happy medium.


So lemme think about UI update we have: Title screens, main screens, sub screens, 3D rotating logos, different languages, etc… Yeah Obscured 10 items is about right. So yeah REALLY… really.


@Chris: I talked to the Priceline Negotiator actually. He thought I was gonna make him a rich over night. I had to run away. And Adam Sandler would be funny but he has not been on our list. I think when you see the celebs we have been recording over the next few months you will see how very PAINlike they are.


@Lorine: Infoz coming soon. The Museum is not far from being released.



Posted on 07.24.09 10:00 AM by travis williams

@Knizzle

You're right I live about 12 miles from the San Diego Studio complex. The drive would take less time than a round of FWE. I could type him a sentence in chat, end it with dot dot dot, jump in my hoopty and arrive in time to complete the sentence with relavence. Hmm. I'm sure Travis is aware of this.
As a bit of a ruse I volunteered to demo the major bugs in this otherwise freshly perfect game. I know where they hide and I can recreate any or all of the big bugs in a sitting. I say ruse just due to the impracticality of such a meeting. But it would be the best money they never spent. So he's got to know. However , I digress.

And so that leads me to think maybe... no... do you think he's talking about actual blows? Have I dismayed him so? I have had this kind of 'praise ya when your up - dog ya when your down' kinda rocky relationship with the PAIN team.
Hey, so I'm not the bashful one. Where am I supposed to hide with my name all over the leaderboards? Friend requests up the ying yang - which is fine but what's with the blank requests? What is that?
'Duh, be my fwend even though I wrote NOTHING on the request.' This one kid did that as soon as I joined his game I see the request popup. So ok I'll get to it let's just play right. Next message say's 'add me' I'm like jeez wtf with this nutball. 1O seconds go by I get one more that say's 'ADD ME!!!' like caps wasn't enough you needed 3 exclamation points to convey the urgency. I added him to end that crap then deleted him.

So ya I show face. Often. And lengthy. Like right now. Got things to say. Moments to share. Some tough love tactics occasionally seem harsh, unjustified, even cruel. To those if more than one, not my intent. Only a slight stinging with temporary discomfort. No broken skin though. Point was you were in my thoughts and sentences were custom tailored to address your needs, issues. I never charge.
I point to the pimple, but you have to pop it. Some of you just need a good yawn to dispatch the fungal obstruction. Anyhoo.

Man this post took a hard left. Comin back at ya.

So ya Kniz maybe Travis was eluding to a good ol' fashion round of lumps. But the man's profesh - a Senior Producer for gadsakes. Not the type you see out in the parking lot throwing haymakers and rastlin and getting gravel in the elbows and whatnot. Tie all yanked on, shirt all ripped and partially untucked. Not Travis.

So I'm just not certain. Of his comment, subtle it was not. Perhaps I'm being treated to the toughness of mine own love. Bah, nonsense.

"@Obscured: So you want a piece of me do you? Hmmmmm. I might just have to smack you around so you know what time it is."

Note absense of a demeanor buffer, such as !, or !!,or better still !!!

For example:

Served.
It's on now.
Bring it.
;-P

Lets break it down.
Served < Ok this dudes talkin shizzle
It's on now < Oh he isn't letting up
Bring it < Oh, oh HELL no he did not
;-P < Wait, what? What's...awwhaha man
Hey he's only joking and just
slightly serious you guy's. You
are funny guy - I kill you last!


Bottom line if I'm due a game style whoopin' so be it. It'd be a pleasure to share the ring with ya for a few rounds Travis. I have alot of respect for you and Coke for being honest with us and allowing us to voice and contribute.

Jeez did I really just write all of that?
See what you did Knizzle!

Peace

Posted on 07.24.09 10:11 AM by obscured

Ofcourse all of that nonsense may have worked better had I gotten the post up 12 minutes sooner.

But I am enjoying the fruity flavors of my own sarcasm being bottle fed to me! Lol , thanks for the reply Travis.

Posted on 07.24.09 10:36 AM by obscured

@Travis
Stoked for the celebs! Too bad the mighty Shatner wanted too much moolah, he would have been classic. But hey, there's still Mr. T, Pontius and Steve-o, Bob Barker, or any number of awesome celebs out there. Can't wait to see what you have in store for us.

Posted on 07.24.09 10:38 AM by Chris

@Travis
Whoops! Didn't mean that in a bad way or anything. It is a cute theme/character, I just never expected the advertising to go beyond the billboards. It is a pretty interesting idea however. Now can I beg one more time to save all of these themes to the game itself in the next patch and allow us to change them as an option in the Extras? I would've loved me some Christmas PAIN theme in July but sadly the month is near its end. Frown

Posted on 07.24.09 12:20 PM by pick-e

@Travis - So the contest will involve the replay editor huh??

Posted on 07.24.09 13:40 PM by TonyB

@Travis, Coker, all the pain team
Is there any way to make the blocks in Fortress fall better?
Sometimes I'll take out all but one of the bottom bricks and the tower will hang there.

Also is it possible to make a "Fun with Science" level? Just to practice Platinum Skills

@Chris (Futant420)
Yo I m leaving to take the kids to a water park.
Will the turney still be on @7:30pm PT?
If not I'll be ready for the next one!

@Anyone
How do I fix my name at the end of the posts,
I tried to use psn and playstation.com.

Much Love
Peace B)>-
Vampirefirex AKA Alex
I swear Im gonna fix my name!

Posted on 07.24.09 13:57 PM by eric

@Obscured

Seen your score on FWE Plat Probe! Well done man I thought/hoped that my score would have been there a little longer than that. Two questions, was it the bugger trigger crates in the beam that was your undoing? You reckon it's possible to break 1k?

By the power of Greyskull! Obscured has the power!!

Posted on 07.24.09 14:21 PM by The_Probe

@Vampirefirex AKA Alex AKA Eric
Sorry man, the tourney should be well into the third of four rounds by then. We'll totally get you on the next one though.

Posted on 07.24.09 14:33 PM by Chris

@TheProbe - You've had the hi scores for painful and plat club pretty much from the get go. I've been trying for a long time. Finally I just barely bested you. It's one mother of a challenge and yes, the triggers in the floaty beam were a large factor in that I was able to keep them in check by not allowing that stack to grow very much.

Yes 1k is attainable but not by me - unless someone else gets it and re-triggers my primordial instinct to once again rise to the challenge. I'm not looking forward to that. Not at all.

You are good people Probey, I respect you - though it may seem I'm gunning for ya constantly - it's never been personal. It's just that when I set my sights on the top spot, you are usually the final hurdle. Been the case many times and, I'm afraid it needs to happen once more - in painful.

Don't sweat it man, it hasn't happened thus far - and you are soon to be blessed with a new bundle of joy, which renders all of this nonsense insignificant.

You have my sincere best wishes for a happy, healthy new baby and all of the joy he/she will bring. Man, I really miss those times.

Take care buddy,
- obscured

Posted on 07.24.09 15:26 PM by obscured

My pain does not work since monday... i have the blue ray version but it freezes on the update screen... any ideas???

Posted on 07.24.09 16:31 PM by

@Travis - Coke - PAIN Team - I just now noticed that on the blackboard in Mad Science where you diagram some football plays there is a mistake. The top play you have drawn the left tackle(LT) pulling, but not the left guard(LG)or center (C). That doesn't happen. Also, on a run like that, the running back(RB),and maybe the full back, would take a step to the left before breaking to the right (although most teams will run this with no fullback but 2 tight ends (TE). A Counter Play is what they call it, the Redskins used this play 15 times a game back in the day, they called it "counter trey"(also known as counter gap) The way you have it drawn up, the RB would be gone before the LT even made it across the Center!!! HAHAHA!!!!!

and yes... I know I'm a dork...

Posted on 07.24.09 17:15 PM by TonyB

@terwallace and trav

Pain in production in Sydney?

That's crazy!

I thought they were all made in china not in my own backyard!

No wonder the local video store had it to rent so quick.

That calls for an 'Australian' launchable character to celebrate.

Good link dude.

It's funny lived in Sydney my whole life and I can't think for the life of me where Huntingwood is.

Must be one of the new suburbs that have popped up in the last 3 years since I moved beyond the mountains.

read ya later

Posted on 07.24.09 17:49 PM by Olaus

@Everyone: Thanks for posting the PAIN BD issue. We are fixing it as we speak. We should have this corrected TONIGHT.

@Obscured: I haven't smacked anyone in anger in at least a decade. I have smacked in irritation though... LOL Not that it would be the case with you.

@TonyB: I love how people expect the PAIN artists or designers to know anything about Football. LOL

@Eric: The way the blocks fall is half the fun. It's a combination of physics and animation. We play with both to tweak gameplay. What's your issue?

Posted on 07.24.09 18:58 PM by travis williams

@Travis: I do get carried away don't I. Sometimes I just need to be held. I'm no small dude. But even at 6' 220lbs, my 'jab and sprint' tactics would tire me out and you'd likely crush me like bear. Good thing we're both gentlemen of peace.

Posted on 07.25.09 06:24 AM by obscured

@Travis - HAHA!! I was bored at work...and have football on my brain (11 days!!)

Posted on 07.25.09 07:48 AM by TonyB

* Looks down at Obscured *

Short Stuff!

Posted on 07.25.09 08:10 AM by travis williams

@Obsy: As I have said before, I LOVE it when you post, you have a very funny way of expressing yourself so by all means, HATE on everyone Smile

@Travis: I completely understand why your PSN is a big hush hush, you're a celeb now Smile Maybe you should put YOU in as a character Smile Seriously, I would be more starstruck if met you than Brad Pitt or whoever. Notice how I mentioned a guy and not a woman as they all have me looking at them in awe Smile

@TonyB: LOL, I was totally sitting there thinking "Football nerd..." and then you called me on it, bastard!

Posted on 07.25.09 08:39 AM by KnizzleHizzle

i just got 25.9 mil on the uranus assault leaderboards! "YEAH!" he exclaimed in a manly voice. lol. I just passed slamin and almost caught obscured. just thought you should all know how much ass i kick. wait you can say ass in T rated games right? yes? ok then im good.

Posted on 07.25.09 09:32 AM by Al3xX_420

For any who are interested the Fortress Tourney went off without a hitch, and I must say was a blast. Thanks to all that participated, and once the ole ps3 gets back to me, we'll get another one fired up. I gotta say that after 25+ years of gaming, this community of PAINiacs is hands down one of the best I've had the good fortune to be a part of.
-Futant420

Posted on 07.25.09 16:27 PM by Chris

*Sets phonebook on ground, stands on it on tippie toes, looks Travis in the eye, puts on best Russian accent ala Drago from Rocky#?*
I must break you!

@Knizzle - Stop inspiring me, please!!! Naw go ahead.

@Chris - Even though I sat out, I think what you are doing is great for the Community and you should keep it going. Good lookin out! So um.... WHO THE FRICK WON???

Posted on 07.25.09 19:35 PM by obscured

@Futant420, Had fun, well setup, sucked that I got taken out first round, seemed to be plauged by glitches/bugs ever since this weeks update, had crates that would not explode, active defenses that would not fire multiple times, propane tanks with bonus mines on them that would not explode, that also happened on my last launch, was goin' for the win with a bonus mine, ooched to were I wanted let go of the mine and nothing, it just sat there and laughed at me. Other than that it was a blast, can't wait for the next tourney.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.25.09 19:37 PM by Rick

WHO WON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted on 07.25.09 19:49 PM by TonyB

@Tony, Futant won.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.25.09 20:08 PM by Rick

*Collapses to knees, tears streaming, looks to the clouds and in final utterance of desperation*

For the love of all that is sacred man....WHO WON?

Posted on 07.25.09 20:09 PM by obscured

@Futant420.

I had a great time but also got taken out on my first battle (after a no show).

Lostinnewyork sat me down, but it was an epic battle that came down to the 3rd round and we both had about 1000 points left. Great games, btw lostinnewyork.

And yeah... who won??

Posted on 07.25.09 21:46 PM by RandoTX

heres obscuredbyclouds, and his chick. lol got ya back bro. lol, and i will get top spot soon. just you watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPH0_2cZy

Posted on 07.25.09 23:02 PM by DO2K03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPH0_2cZyA

link fixed.

Posted on 07.25.09 23:06 PM by DO2K03

LOL!! Nice one DO2. For the record I'm big boned and prone to water retention. At least it was a female alien. I'm pretty sure. The huge head also acts as a bouncy bosom!

Concerning your prophecy to take top spot I just have to say you should lay off the juice. It's confusing your ability to reason!

Posted on 07.25.09 23:32 PM by obscured

Al3xX_420 - I just watched your Daxter video, and I pooped a little. Classic, dude. Very well done.
People always ask me what kind of people the hardcore PAIN fans/players are, and I always tell them that the Mutants are the sickest and most creative on the planet. Way to prove me right, you sick @#^%. That's freaking hilarious!

Coke

Posted on 07.26.09 00:03 AM by Jason Coker

Thanks for the complement Coke. And thanks for promoting me to Mutant. I just hope you had a clean pair of pants nearby at the time! hahahah.

Posted on 07.26.09 00:26 AM by Al3xX_420

hey who is the character in the new pose of the week? some kind of cheerleader person. where'd she come from :o

Posted on 07.26.09 01:54 AM by lucas

for the noobs. how i get them points.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpfrFS8oAE

Posted on 07.26.09 03:45 AM by DO2K03

That's Cookie in her new outfit... You will get it in a few weeks. If you bought Cookie that is.

Posted on 07.26.09 06:18 AM by travis williams

@TRAVIS wheres da sista at? n that new vid i linked, is badass.

Posted on 07.26.09 06:27 AM by DO2K03

PAIN is all about cliche's. A lady of the African-American persuasion would fit perfectly in the game. The voice actor/ess for TATI nailed her lines. "I'm tellin jou, jou can not handle dis"

Posted on 07.26.09 07:09 AM by obscured

@Travis
I'm assuming S Dizzle was the culprit with Mr. Pain. I don't even know how half of what he says made it into our version.

@Coke
Time's running out on the track homie. What's up?

@Tony
Wow dude...I DO NOT want to ever play you in Madden...your understanding of plays blows my mind. I played football for 6 years and didn't understand half of what you said, although I played defense, except for a few trick plays where I was fullback and took the toss. Bodies went a-flying. Unstoppable!!

@Futant
What the crap? You never sent me a match bro, that's lame!!

Posted on 07.26.09 08:18 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@obscured
I always assumed you were that dude in the "It's Time" picture, clearly I was wrong, and your a fat kid just like me. There's a lot of people who's voices don't match their looks, but yours truly baffled me. Now I know why.

Posted on 07.26.09 08:20 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

i think the next celeb launchy. im no small kid hear. im 27 and i live alone. lol, not like obscured that lives with his younger sister. lol, im gunna stay picking on ya till i get the top spot on afterglow. lol :p

Posted on 07.26.09 09:48 AM by DO2K03

i messed up lol. oh dear. lol. weird al is the celeb character. lol

Posted on 07.26.09 09:49 AM by DO2K03

Hey Travis, u told obscured one of the mr. pain characters would change the rating of the game in the us if u brought it to america.
So... what's wrong with it.

Posted on 07.26.09 10:17 AM by lorine

Describe this character i'm quite curious to know what this character is.

Posted on 07.26.09 10:19 AM by lorine



@lorine: I was gonna say what I thought he meant but by rereading his post now I'm not sure exactly what he was referring to. I thought maybe it was a translation issue but for which country I'm not sure. Japan would seem obvious but I'm not really even sure what I just said. I owe you 1 minute of your life back. ;-P

@Juggz: Not sure what say. Thought we were pretty tight. Everyone's turning me on. Turning on me I mean. Everybody actin funny. Now you funny too. If you are referring to DO2's vid, camera adds 120 pounds. 6' 220 - that's 1 click north of svelt baby!

Posted on 07.26.09 18:40 PM by obscured

@obsy: Don't you ever sleep?

Posted on 07.27.09 00:02 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Mutants dont need sleep! Unless your a teenage mutant ninja turtle. they need sleep so they can fight crime at night.

Posted on 07.27.09 00:59 AM by Al3xX_420

@Juggzaglo
Sorry man, but when the tourney started you weren't online, and we had to get started. Too bad, it was fun. But there's definitely room in the next one for ya.
@Rando
I sent you a message with the final results, did you get it?
@everyone
Thanks for the votes of confidence. Once I get my PS3 back I will set up another one; maybe double elimination this time, so people can get more play time. So practice up kiddies!

Posted on 07.27.09 01:26 AM by Chris

hey check my youtube vids my username is tt3socal
also i see what you guys in the pain staff are doing with pain labs i have a cople examples first i think the first painlabs gave use the castle in the touch mounds level there was this 1 painlabs that came before fortress and was were you go up the columns were the fortess is

Posted on 07.27.09 06:56 AM by peter

@Knizzle - Busted me. I knew that last post would give me up. I've been off work for about a week and a half and it's not a vacation ;-(. My sleep gets flipped upside down whan I get too much time off. Back to normal on Mon. Thanks for noticing ;-P

Posted on 07.27.09 07:12 AM by obscured

@Obsy: I see all Tong

Posted on 07.27.09 17:21 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Who's Ivan Tojakov cause his name is on the new torphy list for pain???

Posted on 07.28.09 06:28 AM by Mullypower

@travis

ooohhhhh a contest involving the replay editor huh?
please please tell me it involves hurting spunky the clown... if so then decepticreep13 has already won muhhahaha.
anyway guess i'll go work on that like 70 or so replays i have yet to edit.
later.

Posted on 07.28.09 06:37 AM by joseph

@Mullypower - He's much more popular than you realize!!!

Posted on 07.28.09 11:04 AM by obscured

Googling Ivan's name won't well you much. Use your PAIN decoder ring instead and suddenly it makes perfect sense.

Posted on 07.28.09 11:23 AM by obscured

i saw the PAIN museum trophies by comparing and i have to say... it completely downright sucks.... theres only 6 trophies and they all sound hard except for 1. you guys lost PAIN for me. im not buying museum or any other add-on environments. sorry but its true in my opinion.

Posted on 07.28.09 11:37 AM by lucas

Hey Travis u know pain's got fat princess theme right now,but what's the point if we don't get her. Sorry if i sound harsh i'm a big fan of pain!

Posted on 07.28.09 12:47 PM by lorine

@lucas

more than half of the pain trophies are hard. i only got 12%.

Travis seeing how pain's going blu ray does that mean ur adding a platinum trophy to the game?

Posted on 07.28.09 12:49 PM by lorine

@lucas

If you don't buy stuff and you think PAIN is all that bad why do you even come here? I barely have any trophies and I still play. I love to play PAIN just for fun, it's exotic and new. And plus hitting a mime with a traffic cone is always a rainbox on my day. Wink

Posted on 07.28.09 13:19 PM by Logan

rainbow*

Posted on 07.28.09 13:20 PM by Logan

@Logan

my ass hinks

Posted on 07.28.09 13:21 PM by lucas

Ivan Tojakov! hahaha! thats a crack up of a name. i just got it. I Van To Jakov!

Posted on 07.28.09 14:23 PM by Al3xX_420

14 of my last 15 games have been discos.... You people SUCK!!! FINISH THE GAME OR DON'T PLAY!!!!

Posted on 07.28.09 14:32 PM by TonyB

nvm about not buying it. i wuz being a prickWink
and i just realized what disco means - disconnect - wow im dumb Smile
Ivan Tojakov - lol
and a question for the PAIN team so:
@ The PAIN Team
When are those PAIN avatars for ps3 being released? You promised em a while ago and they will be the only good avatars on PSN so.... u guys got a release date?

Posted on 07.28.09 16:53 PM by lucas

when will pain muisum come out ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted on 07.28.09 16:54 PM by Trevor

@Trevor,
not long after they tell us. which wont be too long from now.

Posted on 07.28.09 18:30 PM by Al3xX_420

i have 78% of the pain trophies. do i suck at this game or what?

Posted on 07.28.09 19:35 PM by DO2K03

@lucas

"my ass hinks" Wow...no comment.

Posted on 07.28.09 20:20 PM by Logan

DO2 I have 50%. It'll be even less with the new ones added. I suck sticky balls.

Posted on 07.28.09 22:21 PM by obscured

yes you do suck stickyballs. lol, in pain that is. :p

Posted on 07.29.09 01:51 AM by DO2K03

@obscured

i swear you're always commenting every single day of the week.

like one said before me, do you ever sleep?!!

Posted on 07.29.09 04:37 AM by lorine

Where'd all the comments go?

Posted on 07.29.09 04:38 AM by lorine

nevermind i hid the comments accidentally. ;-P

Posted on 07.29.09 04:39 AM by lorine

have you ever gotten 20 mil before?????????? the best place to get a really high score pain amuisment parck fore now

Posted on 07.29.09 04:50 AM by Trevor

Ok noob, I'll stop commenting just for you.

Posted on 07.29.09 08:17 AM by obscured

@Obsy: You know you can't plus you know I would start to cry and shoot people... nobody wants that... I just loaded up pain yesterday morning... I suck... Tong

Posted on 07.29.09 09:03 AM by KnizzleHizzle

"Noob" my friend is geek speak. so why bother?

Posted on 07.29.09 09:22 AM by lorine

Don't know how many trophies I have, so I guess I suck too... Except at Mad Science. At Mad Science I'm the best in the WORLD!!!! WORLD!!!! I am a hero, and Y'allz iz a bunch of zeroes!!! Except lorine... lorine is a noob.

Posted on 07.29.09 18:12 PM by TonyB

I just realized something. With Idol Minds being as slow as they are, we probably won't get the swimsuit costumes 'til like winter. :/

Posted on 07.29.09 20:15 PM by Conrad

online now! 610pm central.

Posted on 07.29.09 21:11 PM by TonyB

Tying a Sudden Death Match should NOT end in neither side winning. Should go to another Sudden Death.

Posted on 07.29.09 21:56 PM by THitter

Satan aint be hatin cus them wan*s be datin and inflatin the plate cus they got a lotta weight - to lose b*tches on the loose choke a n*gga by a noose and dem G's think they free while covered in they own pee just be fresh boil a n*gga's flesh catch a b*tch in the mesh - rest assured ya cured from the pure sickness u got thickness of pimp wid a cane make it rain but not money shitstains david blaine aint got shit on me cus im the magic man of entirety and integrity gritty - nitty like a pr*ck wid a attitude hot b*tches runnin around in the d*mn nude - dats LUDE

freestyle rap (btw im white and yes im this bored)

Posted on 07.29.09 22:33 PM by lucas

gimme a topic and a make a freestyle of it

Posted on 07.29.09 22:34 PM by lucas

@obscured
I ain't turnin' on you bro. Remember way back when you sent me that one picture on ps3 wit the guy holding up the "it's time" sign. You told me that was you, but clearly that guy weighed no more than 145 lbs.

Posted on 07.29.09 23:14 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I have been given a topic of chicken nuggets:

BK chicken nuggets are shaped like a crown those godda*n nuggets never make me frown and at Mickey D's the logo's a clown but those freakin nuggets make me cry all around
Tyson chicken nuggets be good from the oven all that crispy chicken makes a lot of lovin for my tummy it so yummy then it comes out my bummy applebee's chicken nuggets used to be good until they killed the chickens with a mustang's hood and now those f*cking nuggets taste like f*cking wood i would change it if i could

freestyle by me

Posted on 07.30.09 00:08 AM by lucas

@TRAVIS in movie studio theres a beach. is that a easter egg? are we getting a wet spot level? lol

Posted on 07.30.09 02:37 AM by DO2K03

damn i have tons of ideas for pain. but i wanna get paid for them.

Posted on 07.30.09 02:39 AM by DO2K03

look at the spartains leg in the moviestudio he has a funny tattoo

Posted on 07.30.09 04:45 AM by peter

@DO2K03: Don't we all Smile And also, I want fuel to be free and women to find me attractive. Alas, the world is a cruel cruel place.

Posted on 07.30.09 06:25 AM by KnizzleHizzle

I GOT THE SORE-SPOTTING TROPHY TODAY!! Don't say i got and i'm a noob. If you really have it you would really understand the difficulty of achieving this trophy. The hardest one to get for the sore-spotting is the sports day one. It took a million tries but i got there! Smile

Posted on 07.30.09 08:52 AM by lorine

@TonyB

ur funny.

Posted on 07.30.09 08:54 AM by lorine

lets launch travis into a cement mixer. hehe Smile

Posted on 07.30.09 10:15 AM by DO2K03

After rereading my sore-spotting comment i realized i made a mistake. "Don't say i got and i'm a noob." I meant to say Don't say i already got it and I'M a noob.

Posted on 07.30.09 10:39 AM by lorine

Did antone else notice the new trophy that is listed....MILF - Mummies I'd Like to Fling w/o resetting. Someone had posted this a while back, like when they announced the Mueseum level, and they are using it.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.30.09 10:42 AM by Rick

That new gold trophy sounds impossible. :-(

Posted on 07.30.09 12:16 PM by lorine

@lorinoob
Nah it's not impossible, it will just require some skill.
@cronos
Ya reckon that MILF is the new mime toss?

Posted on 07.30.09 13:52 PM by Chris

when is the next psn store update ???????????

Posted on 07.30.09 13:53 PM by Trevor

@Pain Team

my friend thanks you for answering his "floating" Blocks in fortress question.
I dont know what he wanted but your answer helped.

People have been chatting about a Black Chick
(don't hate just getting to the point)
I think you should get Cree Summer to do the voice.
She did work in the Fantastic 4 game as the blind girl and as #5 in Codename: Kids Next Door. If that still dont jog your head, look her up in A Different World.

as for characters:

Fat Princess: Cool

The New Monkey: Monkey on Monkey Action?!?
I thought this was a teen game.

We got character Tall, Small, Skinny, and Fat.
What About HUGE! "ONLY FOR FUN" BEAVERZILLA!!!

Where is the Handicapped dude?

Ok we got Easter, Christmas, and St.Patties.
Where is Halloween? Werewolf? Vampire? A flaming pumpkin head dude?
What about asking Tim Burton about Jack Skellington? or the New Alice in Wonderland?

Forget Shatner.
Go for Nimoy "This flight path is Illogical."
If that dont work go for Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto.

Much Love
Peace B)>-
Vampirefirex AKA Alex

Posted on 07.30.09 14:55 PM by eric

@chris

noob has just gotten overused it was funny b4 but not now. and yeah it makes perfect sense tht the mummies are for the new mime toss. makes a lot of sense.

@eric

OMG JACK SKELLINGTON = YES

Posted on 07.30.09 15:53 PM by lorine

@Cronos

Really! their using MILF? That's soo cool, you're right, I mentioned that waay back. Not saying that the Pain dudes hadn't already thought of it, but like I said before; great (Idol) minds think alike!

@Obscured

Hello my man! Put in one final push before the arrival of the little 'un, and managed to top your score on FWE plat Probe. Broke the 1k mark but only just, I know how much you like a challenge!. Marathon Pain sessions are on their way out for me I reckon (unless mum and Turdlet go shopping) so I reckon this could be my last foray into the upper scores for a while. Good luck Obs and all other Painiacs! Can't wait for museum and will still lurk online and keep my nose in on the goss and laffs.

Long live Pain!!!

Posted on 07.30.09 18:26 PM by The_Probe

@Probe, compare trophies w/someone and u will see it listed. They probably used it because u brought it up, the first time I read what u posted made me crack up. BTW, congrats on the upcoming lil' turdlet. Both u and Obsy make me keep tryin' to top your FWE scores, someday maybe.....


cronos1515

Posted on 07.30.09 20:27 PM by Rick

@Cronos

Thanks my man,I'll have a look at 'em now.

If there is one tip I could give you or anyone else in going for high scores is NIGEL! The man is a beast, get to know his sliding speed/ooching and he can go for ever.

Keep practicing with him and you should get to the point where you don't need the 'ooch' bar to know when he's full. I mostly use two quick ooches to get him around the place, the second ooch when he's lifted just off the gound, you should then just (m)ooch around to your hearts content - handy for top Paindemonium scores!

Lastly, he's pretty crafty at giving you 'another go'. Whenever it looks like he's ooched out and stationery, keep doing your best Hyper Sports finger and tap as fast as you can in the direction you want to go, there's a good chance he'll ooch off again (especially face down). When you look at it that way 1bill+ scores seem that little bit more achievable, more bang for your buck.

I hope this little piece of advice helps some Pain jockeys out there. Cont....

Posted on 07.30.09 21:07 PM by The_Probe

Cont...

I'm positive that I wouln't be anywhere as good a player today if I hadn't read (alot more indepth) advice posted way back when by such gods as the original Mutants Obscured and Furque (remember him?), and just hope it gives other 'nearly there' guys a boost in the right direction. And anyway the more challengers for Obscured the better! Am I right mate?

This isn't a farewell just giving my bit back to the community.....next stop Museum/Fatherhood *Gulp*.

Posted on 07.30.09 21:19 PM by The_Probe

theres so many good characters to bring to PAIN like eric said

Idol Minds would make so much money if they released more characters. Maybe a weekly character :O

Nah, that would never happen

Posted on 07.30.09 22:02 PM by lucas

@lorine - You sure post alot... ever sleep ya crack baby? Lol.... ok jk - TRUCE!

@Juggz - No worries killa I was yokin with ya. That's me in the "It's Time" pic and I swear I weighed 205+. I swear bro!

@Probe - I love you ya bastard! You said "Gee I wish my score had stayed up a little longer" (after it was up for about 2-3 mos). I FINALLY top it and 3 days later you're back on top again! Took the wind right outta my sails ya did! Here we go again I guess.
But ultimately I need to thank you for continually pushing me to improve where I felt there's little to no room for improvement.
Good ol' FurrQue's still around and tied up in the shoot em up's but I'm hoping he'll make a return to PAIN someday soon.
And thanks for the props Probey - nobody can take the ball and run with it like you buddy!

Cheers!

- obscuredbyclouds

Posted on 07.30.09 22:27 PM by obscured

im so bored... freestyle time about candy

First to start off id like to say theres a lot of candies to eat every day maybe a Crunch to satisfy your munch or maybe a Push-Pop to give your tongue a juice bop

Hershey Bars come from Pennsylvania and Dracula's blood comes from Transylvania
Candy mania oh so yummy cotton candy to fill my tummy Maybe you would prefer a Skor bar but i would say Swedish Fish beat it by far and some Candy bars are really hard and some candy bars just taste like lard

I wonder what Em's favorite candy is
Probably M&Ms
That'd be a pretty good guess

No dissin
No hatin
No pissin
Or recreatin

Freestyle by me

Posted on 07.31.09 07:01 AM by lucas

@Lucas,
I take it Eminem has had a big influence on you? hahaha but the real question is are you a bigger fan than me? have you heard the mariah carey diss yet? Em destroyed her on that track!

"Listen, girly / Surely you don't want me to talk about how I ****** early cause I ********** prematurely / and bust all over your belly / and you almost started hurling and said I was gross / go get a towel you're stomachs curling / Or maybe you do /
But if I'm embarrassing me I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true"

Hahaha. That man's a freakin lyrical genius



But back to PAiN... Museum is coming and is coming with or will be shortly followed by the release of a couple new costumes and at least 3 new launchables. Damn and I'm supposed to start college this month! How am I gonna have time to do homework with all that PAiN!? Oh well I'll work in school stuff somewhere around my PAiN time.

Posted on 07.31.09 08:32 AM by Al3xX_420

yeah i have heard the mariah and nick cannon diss. The Warning. He IS a lyrical master. He got skillz

Posted on 07.31.09 09:23 AM by lucas

My ps3 just froze mid-run in Sports Day for the second time in the last couple days. And i dont know if this is a coincidence or not but both times it froze was right after hitting the trash can on the right side of the stage. It pissed me off the first time because I had 75 million points at the time and i was going strong. This time I only had 5 million but its getting annoying and i noticed that it might be the trash can that caused it. Has anyone elses ps3 froze up during Sports Day?

Posted on 07.31.09 10:18 AM by Al3xX_420

@Pain Team

I was thinking about Playstation exclusive characters that would fit into PAIN, and I think I know a perfect fit. How about Sir Fortesque from MediEvil? Clumsy, awkward, cowardly...you guys would have a blast fitting him in. So what do you think?

www.baixakijogos.com.br/.../39486.jpg

Posted on 07.31.09 11:32 AM by Logan

@obsy

TRUCE. i'm done commenting from here. Smile

Posted on 07.31.09 12:07 PM by lorine

@Logan: That would be an awesome character for PAIN Smile

@Al3xx: Yeah, I've had ONE freeze up on it and the level didn't really have anything going on, had just started the game but it might as well have been the ps3 itself that was fubar.

Posted on 07.31.09 17:44 PM by KnizzleHizzle

have any of the little weekly updates bin mucking around with the Amusement Park
all my game modes within AP are now having frame rate issues , no longer just hot n cold
After Hours being the worst , really unplayable

Posted on 07.31.09 20:50 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Al3xx
I haven't had the specific bug you are mentioning, but I have had multiple freezes during PAiNalympics in the gym. Can't be sure of the exact reason, but there it is.
Also I seem to get a lot of 'Fuck You' shots in that mode too...i.e. after P1 takes the first shot the launcher resets ot the default position. A real pain in the arse when the clock is ticking and there are records to be broken.

Posted on 07.31.09 20:57 PM by Chris

Also, is it just me or is it a little wierd that you get three tries (faults) for rope kick, but only two tries for bull ride. Maybe a bit nitpicky but still.
-Futant420

Posted on 07.31.09 21:01 PM by Chris

bin doing a bit of twittering today and guess who i found talking to naughty dog haskell420 lol

i wonder if idolminds r on twitter

Posted on 08.01.09 03:43 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ PAIN Team

what day is museum being released? this thursday, next thursday, or a month from now knowing you guys Wink

Posted on 08.01.09 03:54 AM by lucas

Added funds 2 wallet....bring the pain!

Posted on 08.01.09 05:48 AM by ERIC

Aaaaannnnnnd......

Posted on 08.01.09 05:50 AM by TonyB

400!

Posted on 08.01.09 05:50 AM by TonyB

401!

Posted on 08.01.09 06:09 AM by ERIC

402!

Posted on 08.01.09 06:56 AM by lucas

403!

Posted on 08.01.09 06:56 AM by lucas

404!

Posted on 08.01.09 06:57 AM by lucas

405?

Posted on 08.01.09 07:41 AM by Trevor

i hope that pain muisum willl be realeased this thursday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.01.09 07:45 AM by Trevor

@ Trevor

Me 2. But knowing Idol Minds, Museum wont be out for another month or two

Posted on 08.01.09 08:06 AM by lucas

what ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.01.09 08:09 AM by Trevor

@anyone

is there anyone out there who can beat me in aftermath horse?
i mean really... just cause you score 300k and i go 3mill on your ass is no reason to be a candy ass faggot and disconnect.
this is why i dont play online often... pain team... can you please make the penalty for disconnecting a little more harsh like make it like if you got 10 or more discos your profile has a chicken on it to show the world your just a chump that ruins games for people that are good or willing to learn to get good so i can avoid them like yellow snow?

Posted on 08.01.09 09:12 AM by joseph

p.s. ok we're getting that annoying mime as a launchable... yay... now can we pleeeeaaaaasssssseeee get the ultimate in laughter technology... spunky the clown in the launcher?
DIE 1000 DEATHS SPUNKY!!!!!
yeah and im not stopping wit the spunky replays till i actually kill him.
decepticreep out.
later.

Posted on 08.01.09 09:18 AM by joseph

@joeseph

Please don't go on the rant about that. I've had PSN problems and have been signed out before and have been cussed out by some wannabees who think I'm a mother...and it goes on and on. I fell your pain (no pun inteneded) as in some cases I am on a winning streak and people sign out. Okay if it's an accident, just to keep your score cool...NO!

Posted on 08.01.09 09:25 AM by Logan

@decepticreep,
ill play some horse with ya. how are you at trauma though? btw i have 19 disconnects on my profile but most of them are from people discoin' on me. i disconnected maybe 2 or 3 times when online first came out cause i was playing people who didnt know what the hell they were doing. And i've also gotten a few disco penalties when my ps3 froze midgame and i had to turn it off. Thats happenned more than a few times but i havent really disconnected in months.

Posted on 08.01.09 18:19 PM by Al3xX_420

I have gotten bored of PAIN lately and have nothing better to do while I play other than to be immature and enjoy a good sandbox when I see one.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAa4fQRBUSo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf11nfwQKA4

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 08.01.09 20:11 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

i just seen the new PAIN trophies haha very funny
loving the monkey-on-monkey trophy and i guess the playable monkey is called ivan tojakov haha
but still i look forward 2 them

i dnt mind if its not released 2moro , call of duty map pack 3 is 2moro and ashes cricket 2009 on friday (im english , cricket brilliant lol)

Posted on 08.01.09 22:31 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Hey all :
last night thought id flick on the pain for a bit, aint been playin much as my little girl been in hospital , shes much better now. thanks for all the good wishes, she was well chuffed to get a message from the cloudmiester and lamb "there the ones at the top" she said. Anyway i thought to myself last night "HEY" everyone is buying Pain on blueray now there must be loads of new little spawning mutes trying out the online , i'll going on and show em how its done. its was about 11 at night gmt+2 so uk 10 , not one game in the list????. if my shitty french upload speed is real low would i not see the games ???????....discuss

leeli67

Posted on 08.01.09 23:06 PM by

@leeli67
i only manage to see roughly 2 game lobbys at a time , as many as 8 after a new release of content , but i dno how many times ive gone in and not seen no1 there , it would be helpful for us to see who is/are playing and maybe then we should wait around , gd news to hear your daughter is doing better now Smile

Posted on 08.01.09 23:19 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@leeli67, I roughly only see a couple games listed if any at all, most times it will take 10-15 minutes for someone to jump in a game I setup, sometimes they stay, look at my profile and disconnect or most times they disconnect after my first launch. Glad to hear your daughter is doing better.

cronos1515

Posted on 08.02.09 04:51 AM by Rick

419....

Posted on 08.02.09 04:52 AM by Rick

420 Smile

cronos1515

Posted on 08.02.09 04:52 AM by Rick

new pain trophies look awesome

Posted on 08.02.09 05:34 AM by mike

i am guessing museum will be out shortly looks like august will be a good month new pain dlc and mappack 3 for cod waw

thanks for all the dlc please keep it coming Smile
(pain base jumping could be a fun mode)

Posted on 08.02.09 06:36 AM by mike

423!

Posted on 08.02.09 13:03 PM by lucas

@al3xX_420
im actually good at ap trauma and ap and ss fwe... aftermath horse is my bread and butter tho... but hell i'm up for just about anything so hit me up after 11pm et if you wanna go a few... your already on the friend list.
later.

Posted on 08.02.09 17:03 PM by joseph

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL IN DT FWE.

That is all.

--paerley

Posted on 08.02.09 17:04 PM by Patrick

i aint need another woman for the rest of my life cus my hand makes me cum faster then my ex wife lookin for a chicken across the land when the best sex comes from the palm of ur hand

Posted on 08.02.09 19:10 PM by dan

@dan

......wtf???


@EVERYONE

I have been wanting to share this with everyone for about six months now but couldn't bcuz the original vid was on my flash drive & I have no computer to upload it. But my aunt passed away on friday, RIP, & I stayed at my moms last night so I could attend the funeral today. I finally had a chance to upload a few vids that I've had for awhile. But this particular vid is peculiar due to the fact that after I edited & saved it to my hdd, without uploading to youtube, it changed without me editing it. Has anyone seen those puzzles where there are two pictures almost identical to one another and you have to spot whats different? Well, we are gunna do that here with my vids, Can you spot what changed????

VID #1 (original)
www.youtube.com/watch

VID #2 (unintentionally altered)
www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 08.02.09 20:16 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

witch week will it come out in auguest ??????!!!!!!

Posted on 08.03.09 09:57 AM by Trevor

@Trevor

When you can spell the month correctly :p

Posted on 08.03.09 12:18 PM by Logan

august happy ??????

Posted on 08.03.09 13:13 PM by Trevor

Yes, yes I am. Probably by the end of the month.

Posted on 08.03.09 13:21 PM by Logan

why does it show the museum in pose of the week but i keep looking at the playstation store and it isint there ??????????

Posted on 08.03.09 13:47 PM by Trevor

Because it's in developement.

Posted on 08.03.09 14:31 PM by Logan

@Ron

WHere'd that flamingo come from?

Posted on 08.03.09 16:23 PM by Patrick

@patrick

It came from the top of the hotel but the real question is not where but HOW??
I was completely flabbergasted by it. In the original, the flamingo is atop the hotel where it should be. But then, after PAIN had an update, it was floating above the street like that. Very bizzare...

Posted on 08.03.09 17:10 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

god i just hope museum dont come out the same thursday as marvel vs. capcom2... if so i'll have quite a tough choice on my hands.

@dan
dood whatever your smoking pass that shit here dood.
later.

Posted on 08.03.09 22:25 PM by joseph

So Travis and Coke haven't been here in quite some time.

Posted on 08.03.09 23:25 PM by Logan

Logan,
I was just thinking that. Coke hasnt posted anything since he complemented my Daxter vid and Travis hasnt posted since he confirmed that the pose of the week was Cookie's new costume. Both were over a week ago. Come on Coke and Travis give us some breaking news!

Posted on 08.04.09 00:15 AM by Al3xX_420

i was thinking museum or naughty bits would be out today but guess not.....w/e cod5 map pack 3 kept me busy on zombies wit my friend whos posted in this (lucas)

Posted on 08.04.09 00:51 AM by dan

hey i have only have 40% of the pain xmb trophies
my id is sonicunleash
im going to have a protest at playstation home it will start at my arcade youll need to be invited cause its my default space

Posted on 08.04.09 02:03 AM by peter

youtube.com/user/tt3socal is my offical pain youtube channel

Posted on 08.04.09 02:07 AM by peter

y daxter they shoulda got crash because naughty dog still owns the rights of crash

Posted on 08.04.09 03:03 AM by peter

Hey dan keep that bullsh*t out of here man. Besides being just stupid, it's offensive and has nothing to do with PAIN or anything relevant or worthwhile.
Hey I see your a buddy of Lucas. Shocker. But even he keeps his WEAK 'freestyle' nonsense PG hated.

Posted on 08.04.09 03:54 AM by obscured

Hmm. Well, I think I've lurked quite enough here...

@peter, that's just the way it worked out with the character selection....also, I'm pretty sure the Crash Bandicoot series is under Activision now, my man.

@Logan, Al3xX_420
I agree!

@Ron_Is_GOD_420
Floating Flamingos?! This can only mean one thing...they're gaining sentience and are starting to be able to move about the map at will!....or you know, it's probably a glitch that'll be fixed next update....I'd still like to think the first...

Geez I need to lurk less. Way too many comments get posted here, haha.

Posted on 08.04.09 03:56 AM by retaihec

@obscured
No kidding!

Posted on 08.04.09 04:01 AM by retaihec

@Dan

I'm sure eminem or tupac has a blog that you can write that crap on. I don't see why you & your buddy lucas bring your suburbanized gangster wannabe crap to THIS blog. I know that the top of the site says PAIN but I think you two are looking for "T-PAIN"
Honest mistake, I know, now run along kiddies. Go purse snatch old ladies and steal a car or two. I'm actually kinda confused that they would censor juggz's sony rant but keep your offensive garbage.?.?.?

@retaihec
I made that vid in January.

@peter
A protest for what???

Posted on 08.04.09 04:22 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@obscured & Ron

So with all the noobs, does this make me likeable? Laughing

Posted on 08.04.09 07:44 AM by Logan

What's up hec - dawg. You used to post alot in the early days. But then - poof! nothing. Did PAIN touch you inapropriately? ;-P
Welcome back to the dark side.

Posted on 08.04.09 07:54 AM by obscured

"The hec" is back Smile

Posted on 08.04.09 08:10 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Yo where the Museum at, I need my new PAIN fix.

Posted on 08.04.09 08:21 AM by Vyrastas

Hey Travis, its my birthday today... can you give me a present, its at no cost just tell me when The Museum comes out because I'm really hyped up about it. Don't worrie only i will know when it comes out, no ones reads anyways. ;-)

Posted on 08.04.09 18:28 PM by FredNation

*I ment ''Don't worry I will be the only one to know and I won't tell know one. People don't reads the posts anyways because they off playing PAIN! ;-)''

Posted on 08.04.09 18:31 PM by FredNation

Sorry gang I have been out of the office for a while. I thought I had the ebola or something I’ve been out of the office all week really. Despite my issues though I did want to stop in briefly and tell you that…


YES: We are releasing the museum next week 8-13-09
YES: There are mods to old content
YES: There are new improvements
YES: There will be new characters
YES: There will be some free content.

I still feel like poo but I will be on today and the weekend so feel free to throw vegetables and boo until I get my boogie down.

Hey anybody planning on seeing GI Joe? I have to go. ADEBESI is in it.

Happy Birthday Fred (That was my dads name)

Posted on 08.04.09 19:02 PM by travis williams

@Travis

Numero Uno: So does a Sony exclusive character come out the week of museum? I thought I heard something like that. And if so can you give us a hint to who it is? And just to make sure you read my Sir Fortesque idea right? :p

Number Two: Is museum done and is OFFICIALLY going to be released?

And I aslo plan to see G.I. Joe. Remember the days when nobody died? They used to get shot down in Jets and magically parachute out when it blows up. I hope they fix that. Laughing Army men that don't die is kind of something to ridicule about.

Posted on 08.04.09 19:14 PM by Logan

Ficitonal Army Men my bad...I sounded like a jerk...funny how one word can offthrow something...

Posted on 08.04.09 19:15 PM by Logan

@LOGAN:

UNO: The “FREE” character won’t be released next week. At least not the FREE one I alluded to. Although there will be a free character launched next week.

DOUS: Museum is DONE, FINISHED, COMPLETED, APPROVED and will be in the PSN store on next week.

Yeah, I know GI Joe had the best parachutes ever. I liked when they would run across the battlefield and never get shot just to punch someone in the FACE! Ooooooo that was the BEST!

Posted on 08.04.09 19:44 PM by travis williams

@Travis

Pfft go on with the Spanish. I can do that too.

Numero Tres: Free character, does this mean one? Because the mime, monkey, and granny *shivers* look like they are free. Now I'll buy them either way but there exactly like Ed which I remembed is a cooler looking guy in a cow suit as seen in the Downtown. Just different personalities and costumes. Are they included in Museum? Because I like to work for my characters.

Numero Quatro: Are there anymore unique characters coming about? Such as ones not related to any character like Ginger or Santa? October is coming and do you have any plans for a Halloween character/costume? I recommend Ded Baron, Halloween is his tie to his suit.

Remember when they used to shoot laser beams too. It's like the whole H.E.R.B.I.E. thing and the Human Torch. Smile

Posted on 08.04.09 20:00 PM by Logan

Looking forward to getting the MILF trophy!!!!!

Are there any fixes for the bugs we have been talkin about in AP H&C, and other areas?

cronos1515

Posted on 08.04.09 20:46 PM by Rick

Good to see you back Travis.

Now you know my question and I probably know the answer but its worth a try...

any update at all with the PAIN avatars? beisdes been done months ago and sitting in a hardrive somewhere in Japan?

Posted on 08.04.09 20:54 PM by Captain_Fury

@Logan: Mime, Granny and Monkey are not free but can be purchased in a bundle for a dollar less. Yes there are many more characters being done. Some celeb characters, Sony Characters and PAIN Characters.

@Rick: Yes there are some fixes and a new overhead camera as well.


@Fury: Last we heard on the avatars was “Some time in October” we have submitted our avatars SO LONG ago it seems like last year. We have no control over them but I hope it happens in October. You will know after I do.

Posted on 08.04.09 21:03 PM by travis williams

@travis it's awhile not a while. lol, just wanted to step on someones grapes. may as well be you. lol

Posted on 08.04.09 21:44 PM by DO2K03

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(mines tomorrow) (the 8th)


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

Museum next week!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.04.09 22:13 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron_Is_GOD_420
...I fell smart now. I think the lack of my posting is what attributed to that one. Heh.

@Obscured
Nah, PAiN and I have been on good terms, but we just decided to see other people for a little bit, but we decided that we were meant to be.
....of course it didn't really help any that I went through a brief period of not touching *any* games. I look forward to enjoying the dark side very much again.

@KnizzleHizzle
The hec is most definitely back, ha!

@travis
New overhead camera.....interesting.
Looking forward to the new content man.

Posted on 08.04.09 22:16 PM by retaihec

@DO2K03
Uh....no, I'm pretty sure that it's correct as is.

Posted on 08.04.09 22:19 PM by retaihec

T-T-T-TRIPLE POST! My bad!

@DO2K03
Never mind man. Either version is good, but yeah, "awhile" is the right one in this case...if you want to be technical about it anyways.

Posted on 08.04.09 22:22 PM by retaihec

@Travis
are you allowed to tell us how many characters are being released ???
and is all the new content coming out thursday or will some of the characters be released over a few weeks ?? if so i wonder if SCEE will muck it up agen

Posted on 08.04.09 23:57 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

and is there anything else we shud know about other then the museum , the naughty bits & new characters ??

Posted on 08.04.09 23:59 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Pain Team
For the last 3 days I been going for the "Getting Hoff" Trophy while in Abusement Park After Hours

And as soon as I get past 45 million Glitches galore.
Getting Hoff's leg stuck up to the hip under The Brock lee ride, using the 2 ooch move then in mid air slamed and glued to the ground for no reason, Or Grabbing that Dino and getting stuck to him.

If this is just Crap and only happing to me.
BUMMER,YA LONG EARED F&@#^%$ @SS&*^% !(*&^#@!

As for New ideas,
What about Eddie Deezen. Dont know him?
He was in Greese as Eugene Felnic
Dexter's Lab as Mandark
and for awhile did the voice of POP for Rice Krispies.
Can ya make the Ultimate Nerd character with his voice. More like ultra buff with I.Q.

If your going to make a Character Creater
with the PSEYE can ya add a headset so our characters have any voice.

Thanks for the time.
Peace B)>-
Vampirefirex Aka Alex


Posted on 08.05.09 00:11 AM by eric

one last thing...
Why cant the launcher reset to shoot you again if you land in it perfectly.

Peace B)>-
Vampirefirex Aka Alex

Posted on 08.05.09 02:01 AM by eric

@Travis - Bummer you're ailing with our beautiful San Diego climate in full glory. Was working downtown today - my god we have some beautiful women here. My neck hurts and my jewels are blue.

Now cronos1515 asked you again about any fixes coming and you need to come clean because I know you know what he's refering to: missing triggers and Hot and Cold timer. Two brilliant modes sitting there, basically unplayable or playable with high risk of agravation and disappointment.

You've always been honest with us. A very admirable quality I think. We are very eager to hear any status updates on the big insects still holed up in those modes. Maybe Dave can chime in with the tech talk. We can handle the truth. We'd love to help in any way.
Get well T.

@Logan - Several months have passed since your attempt at lifetime banishment from this board. With still 2 months left on your probation I think it's safe to say you are on your way to full recovery. You don't need to rely on the lame antics of others to throw the radar off of yourself. Just continue to be respectful of others and everything takes care of itself.
And a thanks for commenting on my 'Tati Blows...' vid. I love that one!

Museum next week!!! Good times...


... good times

Peace

Posted on 08.05.09 02:32 AM by obscured

- 'Tati Blows...'? What the hell is obsy on about you say?
For those who haven't experienced the freshness of a post produced, high quality PAIN video with epic soundtrack, OR those who have and yearn to see it again - here ya go. Obsy wouldn't do ya wrong. You know this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMSqv47MAQ

Posted on 08.05.09 02:43 AM by obscured

Yay Museum next Thursday! You guys rule.

Launching Granny is going to be scary.

Posted on 08.05.09 03:57 AM by Vyrastas

So I just had someone disco on me after 2 points in DT FWE....

And I made a gentlemanly challenge out of it! I launched into the face of the donut building (the one to the right of the massage parlor, and began doing laps around the level with 1 stipulation: No crate hitting allowed. I got a full lap and was on my way down the incline on the low road as the first crate blew up (and the only one). The pizza boy crashed on my sunglasses Frown. Still, I ran the full 2:15, and did a lap and a half around downtown FWE without hitting any crates directly... I reco you guys try it!

Posted on 08.05.09 04:50 AM by Patrick

i knew it... i knew it... i friggin knew it... all this great pain content coming out the same week as marvel vs capcom 2... and i only got 20 bucks left in the wallet... ahhhh choices.

@travis
you said more pain charecters are coming... i gathered all 7 dragonballs and my wish is for spunky the clown... please tell me he's one of them... if so then i'll choose the pain content over mvc2.

Posted on 08.05.09 05:20 AM by joseph

oh and travis... heeelllllll yeah im gonna see gi joe... im a 80s child and loved transformers at 4pm and gi joe at 430pm... coooobraaaaaa! decepticons 4 ever! and i actually have a decepticon symbol tattoo on the back of my neck.

decepticree13 out.
later.

Posted on 08.05.09 05:27 AM by joseph

6 more days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smile

Posted on 08.05.09 05:45 AM by Trevor

Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

Posted on 08.05.09 05:47 AM by Trevor

gi joe gets down low and then his ass falls off

Posted on 08.05.09 06:25 AM by lucas

@ lucas

for christ sakes kid its not even funny buy a fucking diaper

Posted on 08.05.09 06:27 AM by dan

oh a new overhead camera??? i just hope it actually makes chimney sweep possible... iv done some really crazy things in pain but that damn trophy is impossible! just a 1in a billion luck shot with the current overhead camera... hell its the only thing between me and king of pain.

@everyone
in case you dont know obscured makes the best videos by far... yes the even put my replays to shame so check em out.
later.

Posted on 08.05.09 06:28 AM by joseph

@lucas

Wow, loser. Making fun of me and Travis. I really wish there was a banning option. In which case I strongly suggest something to keep him away.

Posted on 08.05.09 06:44 AM by Logan

HEY DAN.....

Watch the language, what are you thinking???

Posted on 08.05.09 06:45 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Really? That's cool me and him have something in common but mines is Freddie.

Posted on 08.05.09 07:30 AM by FredNation

well the new character sound goood
vintage style mime cosmonaut chimp and swimsuit granny

Posted on 08.05.09 09:43 AM by peter

Oh and yes! I'm going to get like 4 add-ons the week they come out!

Posted on 08.05.09 10:12 AM by FredNation

@ Logan

i wasnt dissing you or travis. everyone was tlkin bout gi joe so i had to say something:\

Posted on 08.05.09 17:08 PM by lucas

@ PAiN Team
Cant wait for the museum, I'm totaly stoked. Any word on the random freezing in Sports Day/PAiNalympics?
@ everybody
If you live around Denver and like hard rockin' action to the max, come to the Buffalo Rose and see my band Drop Shot. I guarantee you'll enjoy it, and PAiNiacs can get a drink on me. Cheers!

Posted on 08.05.09 18:08 PM by Chris

It's Futant420 BTW.

Posted on 08.05.09 18:09 PM by Chris

I may be new to yall, but I actually keep up with what's posted here. I've been a member of the PSU since 2007, so I really aint new. I've had PAIN for about 3 months now. Anyways, wassup and since I see suggestions and other comments (really weird ones at that) I was wonder will they have online trophies? Or something like Playstation Home integration. I was thinking of a PAIN Home space that have a space for each PAIN environment. This would be really cool and those who have PAIN gets a free shirt (at least). Those who have king of PAIN should get somethin too (even thought I may never get that trophy). I was wondering if any of you developers ever got the trophy. Seems really impossible due to the fact I suck at all the minigames. I may get to PAINful but never got a platinum except in Mime Toss Normal. I got 51 secs in Mad Science! Normal (soo close to plat [50secs]. Anyways this is posted from the PS3 and any developer tips for us seeking to join you developers community. I plan to be one.

Posted on 08.05.09 20:59 PM by SCEAFreak

The reason why my username says SCEAFreak is cause i couldn't change it for some reason. PSN ID killa1b91

Posted on 08.05.09 21:00 PM by SCEAFreak

@lucas

Well watch what you say then. No need to diss G.I. Joe. They fought in Korea. Laughing

Posted on 08.05.09 21:05 PM by Logan

How bout a update for stat tracking?

Posted on 08.05.09 21:39 PM by SCEAFreak

I'm only interested in Granny, not the Mime or Monkey but that 3 for the price of 2 deal may well win me over. Smile Glad to know the Museum will be out sooner rather than later. I'd say I'll be there day 1, but 8 to 9 business days won't have passed by then... *groan*

Was this past weeks PAIN Lab any good? Any videos of it out there?

Posted on 08.05.09 22:46 PM by pick-e

it was ok

Posted on 08.05.09 22:55 PM by Trevor

i cant wait till granny,mime,and monkey come out !!!!!! and pain musium come out and 6 more days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

Posted on 08.05.09 23:02 PM by Trevor

Ok so we know about Andy Dick but whos the other celebrity and when will they be launched?

Posted on 08.06.09 14:04 PM by Al3xX_420

andy DICK

Posted on 08.06.09 14:16 PM by lucas

@Travis and the team

I love you guys. In a healthy manly way of course.

Posted on 08.06.09 15:01 PM by Olaus

saw my trophies today they dropped from 42 percent to 34 percent i yelled fuck and the neighbor heard then i saw oh i forgot the new levels trophies then i yelled my bad then the nieghbor said what you shit a brick or something

Posted on 08.06.09 15:27 PM by peter

any one like to skate heres my companys site url
http://sites.google.com/site/visisitorskate/

Posted on 08.06.09 15:32 PM by peter

@ Ron_Is_GOD_420

dude im jk when i say that crap but fine ill shut up or atleast star out what i say if i get bored again and type stupid crap

@ obscured

lucas says the same crap i do and if he doesnt he puts stars in it to block out it which is a big deal so pg rated my @SS happy its blocked?...i actually will shut up though cus this isnt pissing enough ppl off Smile

Posted on 08.06.09 17:45 PM by dan

*block it out

Posted on 08.06.09 17:48 PM by dan

@Dan - You know kids read this right? Dude it's just a matter of respect. If you and Lucas act like a jackass in your day to day life go for it. People will dislike you and life gets unpleasant. So why don't you try doing the opposite thing here. You know - act mature, show some respect - and then see how people respond.

Posted on 08.06.09 18:53 PM by obscured

@obscured

i totally agree.

Posted on 08.07.09 02:23 AM by lorine

Lucas,you really don't have to say anything,but when you do it's usually sh**.

Posted on 08.07.09 02:54 AM by Bill

@ everyone

Ya know the World is doomed when Obscured
is the voice of reason.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Love, Peace B)>-, & Chicken Greese

Vampirefirex Aka Alex

Posted on 08.07.09 02:55 AM by eric

i wish i could punch brittany spears or paris hilton in there face, but i cant. can you guys get them as characters? or the CEO of sony, that would be fun to hear him Ooch around the PAIN WORLD. lol

Posted on 08.07.09 02:58 AM by DO2K03

I still can't stand how the xbox has so many more games than the psn.Like Galaga Legions among others.They even have my all time Fave Asteroids with Asteroids Deluxe.Does anyone know if we will start getting the old school classics at least?Tempest also!

Posted on 08.07.09 03:05 AM by Bill

what the hell dan
dont kill me on the PAIN community next time

Posted on 08.07.09 05:32 AM by lucas

@ lucas

u had any rep if every1 was always gettin annoyed at ur crap first of all just i brought attention to it cus i was the only one noticed when i did the same crap

Posted on 08.07.09 07:22 AM by dan

@lucas and dan

Wow, you two jackasses don't have anything better to do than spam a blog? Pretty patchetic.

@obscured
I had major de ja vu with your comment. Except it was the other way around...I don't know if you were there...but that's where my shunning began. Frown

Posted on 08.07.09 07:22 AM by Logan

Smile

Posted on 08.07.09 07:22 AM by dan

does anyone else think we should be talking about PAiN? only 4 days left till we get to blow up the museum!

Posted on 08.07.09 08:31 AM by Al3xX_420

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^he has a point lets all stfu bout this crap cus i should totally say anything if i basically started it

Posted on 08.07.09 09:04 AM by dan

ok kids, stop kicking each other in the batteries. lets play nice and have fun. time out for the both of you. no more posts from both of you for a week.

Posted on 08.07.09 10:41 AM by DO2

@ DO2
oops too bad now im grounded for a month

Posted on 08.07.09 18:41 PM by lucas

@bill
i feel your pain bro... my buddy is a diehard xbot and always rubs those classics in my face... especially that new turtles in time remake that recently came out... but i always win the argument coz nuthin on live even comes close to the awsomeness of pain and he knows it.
later.

Posted on 08.07.09 19:08 PM by joseph

@DO2

I agree with you on that one. It's a shame that Tweedledee and Tweedledum don't think so. Back on track...

I was thinking today about all the people in a museum, and well I can't think of anyone PAIN except for the old security guard. Or is thay just me?

Posted on 08.07.09 19:19 PM by Logan

@ Logan

ROAST A WEENIE FRESH OFF MY BUTTCHEEKS POOP HARD NICKELS IN MY EYES

beat that

Posted on 08.07.09 19:54 PM by lucas

@lucas

No need or desire to. Smile

Posted on 08.07.09 20:48 PM by Logan

@lucas

sounds like your into that 2 guys 1 cup crap. we dont care (although its really gross) just keep it off our blog.

Posted on 08.07.09 21:00 PM by Al3xX_420

ok, im just going to wait for the next blog. these 2 cat turds are arguing who stinks more. lol

Posted on 08.07.09 21:22 PM by DO2

@DO2

Dan and lucas right?

Posted on 08.07.09 21:49 PM by Logan

@DO2

im the one that stinks more

Posted on 08.07.09 22:56 PM by dan

ill actually be normal in the next blog...me and lucas are just saying stupid crap on this one cus theres no point of it...we already no museums release date now move on to the next blog

Posted on 08.07.09 22:57 PM by dan

Lol don't be all noided Logan , nobody's trippin on you. Your episode's in the passed. Nice comeback by the way! I was sure you were a done deal! Wasn't perty. But here you are puttin the beatdown on evildoers.
Ya I need to crash.

Posted on 08.07.09 23:12 PM by obscured

@ Travis, or Cabana
Wassup Ch Cheeses...

T, any news, or ideas on when my awesomely named and created "PAIN Trauma Center" is coming out for HOME?

(You know how I love that idea, with the different rooms in the Trauma Center which are names after the game modes, game names etc. from the game.
I LOVE that idea even more the Olympics idea i tossed at ya 1 1/2 yrs ago....and that has finally come to fruition...JESUS Christ almighty was that over 1 1/2 years ago?

that's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.......

Ok. Maybe NOT that LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
ago...

maybe it was this...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago..give or take a O..or OOO's

If nothing on the Trauma Center Space for HOME, do you have any OTHER HOME info you can babble about?
PLEASE?
Pretty Please with your choice of Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde on Top! (or both Laughing )

While my back is better where they put the rods and acrews last year, which is AWESOME!And now, NOW I CAN SAY proudly...I can say that the areas above AND below where they put the rods n screws, are getting MORE fukked up and worse!YESSSSSFUKKING AWESOME! WOO HOOOO HOOOO WHOOO..
(now on verge of weepping)
BEW HEW HEW HEW (SNORT SOME SNOT)
BOO BOO HOOOOOOO...sniffle...
BAW HAW HAW HAW HAW SNIFFLE...
Ungoddam real, I hate my life... lol..doesnt feel pain in that area..YES!! Some normalcy again!
NOT

Posted on 08.08.09 01:33 AM by Hello Hello

Um Lucas.. whats the contest or what is your poetry whatever.. what are you trying to beat?

Posted on 08.08.09 01:36 AM by Hello Hello

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

my new vids enjoy

Posted on 08.08.09 02:46 AM by peter

@obscured

Why thank you. Laughing

Posted on 08.08.09 08:29 AM by Logan

Museum this week! NICE! Can't wait.
We really gotta pay for the mime, monkey, and granny? I gotta say that's a little bootay. I think it woulda been a lot cooler to have them unlockable. None the less, you know you got my money...greedy bastards, lol.

Posted on 08.08.09 12:51 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Hey wait.. is there a PlayStation Home PAIN space coming out yet?... any news on it?

Posted on 08.08.09 13:55 PM by FredNation

Am I late to the party or has it always been possible to play 3 players on online horse?

Bet you can't say Museum without sayin Mmmm!

Posted on 08.08.09 14:04 PM by The_Probe

@ The PAIN Team:

I have a REAL minor gripe here. In fact I may even get some eye rolls when people read it. Why are there framerate issues on the loading disk that is on fire at the beginning of the game? It's always annoyed me a little bit. Just wondering if anyone has ever really noticed. Anyways, looking forward to thursday. PAIN may not be my favourite game (though it comes close if not) but it's the game that I look forward to new content releases the most out of any game I have. Keep up the great work guys, and keep it coming please.

PS - It's amazing how much you listen to the community and make changes based on our input. Great support. The best actually, not even close.

LovesANewf

Posted on 08.08.09 15:45 PM by Travis

New pain home space? I hope its better then what the other ones offer

and yes can't wait till thursday for the new content I assume the free character thats being launched that day is fat princess at least I hope so it will be fun launching the oversized cake loving princess in the new environment

Posted on 08.08.09 16:33 PM by mike

Visual glitch alert:
Line dancing Cookie in the Gymnasium has no panties. And not in the good way - dammit. Catch her at the right angle and you can see right through her.
Has anyone else noticed this or am I letting my perv show?
Heh.

Posted on 08.08.09 19:22 PM by Cavefish

@mike
ok course a PAiN home space would be better than the others! PAiN has the best community of fans in gaming! i really hope PAiN gets a home space because then i could increase my time spent in home from never to often!

@Cavefish
no your not the first to notice that. someone mentioned it here within the first week or so of sore spots being released. of course i had to see it for myself. lol.

Posted on 08.08.09 19:32 PM by Al3xX_420

@ Fred..
They haven't said anything yet on when, or even if it would come out. When I asked Travis about the PAIN trailer being in HOME last year, Travis said that he had NO say in it, he's just there to make the doughnuts lol..
Here is my idea for the PAIN Home Space..the Trauma Center.

Now I found some comments from Dave , Travis ...
this is from April of 09'..
I posted here that on the HOME forums, they asked us to list the top 5 spaces we wanted in HOME, well I posted there that I entered @Haskell: Home is still in the works… More a Travis/Jason question, but it is still in the pipeline.

The HOME Space idea That I had was calling it, the PAIN Trauma Center, which to me, is a great fukin name and their is no other name that's better.. but hey, that's me.
In the Trauma Centerhttp://pain.us.playstation.com/post/2009/07/Don't-BLOK-da-CLOCK.aspx

Posted on 08.08.09 19:40 PM by Hello Hello

Well there is a Home space rumored, look... boardsus.playstation.com/.../message

Posted on 08.08.09 21:22 PM by FredNation

Hey frednation, read these rumor things before you post. That site has links back to this post, that says nothing about a Home space... This is just some schmuck trying to get read on the internet...

Posted on 08.08.09 22:00 PM by TonyB

*Walks in on the blog and finds new 100 posts since he hasn't been checking it since friday.... acts like nothing's happened and slips into the night*

Posted on 08.09.09 10:48 AM by KnizzleHizzle

only 2 more days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.09.09 11:24 AM by Trevor

*Notices every move... doesn't say anything in case soured future relations require blackmail*

Posted on 08.09.09 12:09 PM by obscured

I have finally decided to come out of lurking-ness! HA HA! Anyway,

@Travis/Coker

Im guessing the mime, monkey and granny all only have 1 costume thats different from the NPC characters costume.

Posted on 08.09.09 16:29 PM by James

one more day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.10.09 02:15 AM by Trevor

*Ponders this dilemma with obscured and realize that dead people never tell*

Posted on 08.10.09 08:42 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis/Coke

Care to tell us what the mods to the old content will be 1 day early?

Posted on 08.10.09 09:09 AM by Al3xX_420

i can´t wait more

Posted on 08.10.09 09:23 AM by Alfonso

I won't be able to download Museum on day 1 I'm afriad. Going to Gen-Con. Where the geeks roam free. And a lot of the dudes smell bad. One year I got sneezed on bu a stranger. No scarring there. -_- But it's only a two day delay, when I come back I'll definitely have a lot of PAIN time to catch up on.

Posted on 08.10.09 10:31 AM by Logan

Yeah, I won't be able to get the museum until late tomorrow, as I have speakers showing up, and I gotta wire them up!

--paerley

Posted on 08.10.09 11:17 AM by Patrick

*Notes escalating seriousness of exchanges, and, while mentally unaffected, stills sees reason to google 'KnizzleHizzle' - you know, just for a goof*

Posted on 08.10.09 19:39 PM by obscured

i cant waitany longer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.10.09 21:29 PM by Trevor

*after going thorugh logfiles of obscureds internet browsing realizes how fruitless a journey googling his ps3 nickname truly is, now if he were to google "René Luckow", "KnowHow", "rl2000" or "crazy dildo-bomber" shit would definitely hit the fan, feels confident obscured will never figure that out. Feels saddened that Denmark doesn't have the same loose gun control the US has*

Posted on 08.10.09 22:03 PM by KnizzleHizzle

loose gun control?

Posted on 08.10.09 22:04 PM by KrimsonSky25

yeah other countys actually enforce gun laws to keep their citizens alave... unlike here in the u.s. were the police only bother some white guy for smoking a joint while 5 people are getting shot... they just don't care about that... only the smallest of the small matters to the philadelphia police.

Posted on 08.10.09 22:32 PM by joseph

Last night I was at a party, and gun control was all like 'my boyfriend isn't here' and all that. Then she started grinding up on me, and I was like 'I'm with somebody, and also I don't have any condoms' but she said 'It's ok, no one has to know'. So yes I would say that gun control is quite loose.

Posted on 08.10.09 22:34 PM by Chris

who is the free carector ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted on 08.10.09 23:13 PM by Trevor

Cookie and Tati got their second outfits with latest update!

Posted on 08.10.09 23:31 PM by The_Probe

Haha....US gun control is a joke.
I'm saddened to know that over HALF of the US prison population is NON-violent drug offenders.

Posted on 08.11.09 00:23 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Guess that means that you've already received the update?? I haven't in Canada.

Posted on 08.11.09 01:30 AM by Travis

Havent got the update here in California either. But I do got a new 20 second video titled Random PAiN up. Its nothing none of you havent seen before but I still like it. Check it out people! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rPgCqazdTk

Posted on 08.11.09 01:35 AM by Al3xX_420

@Everyone: Yes we are launching Museum & Naughty Bits tomorrow and no hints about the old stuff is except maybe you need more “Practice” there is a free character tomorrow it’s kinda Smooth.

@Trevor: Wait until tomorrow.

Posted on 08.11.09 05:21 AM by travis williams

@ Tutti

Boun giorno Ciao I am back from my holiday thanks T & C for holding the museum release for TOMORROW WOO HOO now my juices are flowing again my controller was dripping as I updated pain this afternoon. The Naughty Bits look very interesting IO can see myself fitting right in there.

@ Leeli67
Glad your Little lady is on the way back up tell her that I kept my promise and waved to her as I flew over you this morning, My wife thought I was mad but when I explained she waved too xx ( those are from her indoors to your daughter).

@ Travis
Please can you make a spectator option coz I want front row seats for the big hyped up game that you keep threatening with Sir Obsy...You could sell it on pay per view sky channel lol,, and it would also benefit the Tourneys that I hope you are sortin??

@ Sir Ob
ciao bello I'm starting back where I was minutes before I left for the airport... Can I volunteer myself as a sparring partner for you when you start your long road of training Rocky style DA DA DAAAA....

Posted on 08.11.09 05:34 AM by Slaminthelamb

wow
The new overhead camera is great

Posted on 08.11.09 06:00 AM by Slaminthelamb

When can North America expect the update to arrive?

Posted on 08.11.09 06:03 AM by Travis

*Feels this may have gotten out of hand. Doesn't want to risk a potential 'Selena' incident*

@Sir Slammin - Hope your trip was pleasant. My son is half way through a two week Euro trip. Starting with London, France, Italia and finally Munich. Lucky little bastich!
You can spar w/me any time padnuh.
I've been in touch with ol' FurrQue. Got him to fire up the PAIN and familiarise him with the launches and stuff. Just helping him get his feet wet again. We played 2 matches and then chatted for about 3 hours!
Was there an update today? New overhead view now?

@Travis - Something doesn't make sense to me about the Asian PAIN online delay. I've seen some of the Mr PAIN youtube vids, so I know they are playing it - at least in DT. So why haven't their scores been showing on the leaderboards, which have nothing to do with online multiplayer?

Posted on 08.11.09 07:02 AM by obscured

@Travis - Is the new stuff going out at 12:00 PST like sometimes in the past? Let us know so we don't sit up untill 2 or 3am if it ain't coming until later!!! Please and Thanks!

Also, remember way back when we were asking about leaderboard links on this site? You said it was a good idea and you wanted to do it... Did that get shoved aside, or was it a no go? Even if they only updated once a day, it would be great, and make checking scores a whole lot faster and easier and would get the site more hits!

Posted on 08.11.09 07:56 AM by TonyB

travis

smooth hmmm. is it Joe Camel?

Posted on 08.11.09 08:19 AM by MarlyT35

It's Michael Jackson!!

Posted on 08.11.09 08:26 AM by Chris

whare !!!!!!!!!

Posted on 08.11.09 08:58 AM by Trevor

will granny mime and monkey be coming out tomorrow ????????????

Posted on 08.11.09 08:59 AM by Trevor

He capitalized Smooth. That's gotta mean something...

And for God's sake, when are we getting a "Do you really want to hurt me" mp3? Hell, that was promised in like October.

Posted on 08.11.09 10:45 AM by Conrad

Happy birthday to you to Ron_Is_GOD_420. Sorry I'm late.

Posted on 08.11.09 10:56 AM by FredNation

Hm, smooth. It COULD mean something, but this is Travis we're talking about. So it could mean anything. I bring up Sir Fortesque again. :p Smooth, an Eskimo?

Posted on 08.11.09 11:05 AM by Logan

luk long time no posts but the nu characters are george takei andy dick and smooth jarvis

Posted on 08.11.09 11:19 AM by andrea

i forgot thers a knight and single player bowling

Posted on 08.11.09 11:39 AM by andrea

Um, source?

Posted on 08.11.09 11:46 AM by Logan

If true, I would be pleased to know about the knight as I brought this up a while ago. but Andy Dick is confirmed. Single Player Bowling, George Takei, and the knight are still um...not confirmed. George Takei was born in 1937, in which doing this would've taken a helluvah effort seeing as voicing for PAIN could take a while. I don't believe it until Coke or Travis confirm it.

Posted on 08.11.09 11:50 AM by Logan

k i made it to thursday now i just need the store to update which for me is around 6pm >:^( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhkjdhhdsfhdkjfhkjd

Posted on 08.11.09 11:57 AM by dan

Andrea is a schizophrenic noob. You can't trust a word she says!

Posted on 08.11.09 11:59 AM by Conrad

Hey Trevor, let's launch your spelling teacher!!!
Just playin. Keep 'em coming.

Hey Conrad - you are absolutely correct because she said the same for you.

Here's the deal def Conrad con, I love Sulu. He represented. I'd be stoked if he's in.

So here's how it will go:

If George Takei - our beloved Sulu of TV's original Star Trek series - is in fact in PAIN , you're out Con'ers. That's right, pack yer shizzle - snuff the flame you're done.
However,
If the glee I experienced through the tightening of my areola , at the welcome news that Sulu is now in PAIN is nothing more than maniacal snorts and retorts of a tortured childs ramblings, then Andrea, get your belongings please.

Tomorrow, somebody gonna die

Peace y'all!

Posted on 08.11.09 12:48 PM by obscured

...playing museum for the first time right now. -Grrrrreat! Smile

Posted on 08.11.09 14:58 PM by ejona

^^^FACT!!!

Just downloaded Museum and Bloks, through Pain not PS store. Going to play now, sweet! This is UK so not sure about anywhere else.

Posted on 08.11.09 16:43 PM by The_Probe

I´ve been playing Museum for a few hours now and there is A LOT to explore! Gotta go to work now, but I will definitely play tonight. (Gotta unlock "Knight at the museum"! Smile

The_Probe -> I´m in Sweden and also downloaded through Pain.

Posted on 08.11.09 16:53 PM by ejona

wher do u buy the mime granny monkey andy dick and george takei
BTW check in-game trophies unlockables theres costumes for andy and george.

Posted on 08.11.09 17:11 PM by andrea

museum rocks

Posted on 08.11.09 17:11 PM by andrea

y can't i play pain? i mean the online is down.....

Posted on 08.11.09 18:28 PM by DO2

My online is down as well....hopefully it's because they are sending the update now.

Posted on 08.11.09 18:37 PM by Travis

oh snap. i forgot about today is thursday.

Posted on 08.11.09 19:24 PM by DO2

mine says a network connection has occured. you must restart pain and reconnect to access any online content

Posted on 08.11.09 19:29 PM by Trevor

again

Posted on 08.11.09 19:32 PM by Trevor

again

Posted on 08.11.09 19:32 PM by Trevor

and again

Posted on 08.11.09 19:32 PM by Trevor

mine still wont work any advice ????????

Posted on 08.11.09 19:40 PM by Trevor

Yeah, sit tight and wait. They probably have the North American servers down while they upload the new content. Let's hope that's what it is at least.

Posted on 08.11.09 20:32 PM by Travis

@Travis/Coker

the Granny/Mime/Monkey,Andy and Takei and coming out today aren't they? just asking cos no store update but in the pain section of the UK store Museum, Bloks and Smooth Travis are all there.

Posted on 08.11.09 21:50 PM by James

no Granny/Mime/Monkey, Andy or Takei. and stores updated. Frown

@Travis/Coker

WHEN DO THEY COME OUT!?

Posted on 08.11.09 22:01 PM by James

@ Obscured frm vision.. sup co-cheese?

Takei would be a riot.. the guy when you would see him on TV, seemed like a nice guy..then he outs himself as abung hole leasor, and renter..and buyer, but then the guy turned from being a quiet guy, to being a effing riot..nothing was more evident when it was his turn to roast shatner..if u never saw it, SEE it..u may find most on u-tube, but may also have them on their site..

But dude.. did you see the Comedy Central Roast of Wiliam Shatner?
2 words: YA GOTTA YA GOTTA A GOTTA YA GOTTA..
OK 2words repeapred..lol

Posted on 08.11.09 22:17 PM by Hello Hello

@ you Europeons.. lol.. If you haven't heard yet..i shall BE the harbinger of death, destruction and Misery..\

This is from the European PS Blog..
AHEM (Gurgle..gurgle SNORT..HOCK A LUGI)


Issues With PAIN Blu-rayHi Guys,

I’m Joey and I’m the SCEE Product Manager for PAIN.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I wanted to let you all know ahead of time that we are experiencing some difficulties with PAIN on Blu-ray.

This is a server related matter which we are aware of, and we’re developing a patch to fix this as soon as possible.

The problems you may be experiencing include:

- An inability to play online games.

= Software locks when playing online games.

- The inability to purchase or use additional content acquired via the PlayStation Store.

-PSN online players may also experience game locks and hangs in online play. This will be addressed once the PAIN Blu-ray patch is applied to the game.

We’re currently planning to release a product patch within the next 10 working days, and we endeavour to keep the community updated with any changes to these plans.

But keep on flinging your chosen victim and bring on the PAIN!

Joey

Hey Joey, if they can create their OWN chracter, i think they would make you...just sayin lol

Posted on 08.11.09 22:22 PM by Hello Hello

It's still down at 12:34 EST. What Gives?

Posted on 08.11.09 22:34 PM by Bill

rty

Posted on 08.11.09 22:43 PM by todd6911

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE US AN UPDATE ON WHY THE SERVERS ARE DOWN & WHY THE UK, ONCE AGAIN, GOT THE NEW STUFF BEFORE THE U.S.

Posted on 08.11.09 23:04 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Everyone: At the last minute SCEE found a bug with BluRay PAIN that causes locks to everyone who would play them online. There is also an install bug that would make your life miserable if you encountered it. So we have in effect quarantined Europe BD customers so they won’t lock up the rest of the world until the patch is cleared. We have already written the patch and it’s going though test now. When I have the word I will let you know.

@Ron: Usually the stores coordinate the release together. UK sometimes releases things early because new release day is Thursday and by the time the US store publishes content everyone in Europe is gone for the day. We usually coordinate the in-game stores to update at the same time so that they all release at the same time. As always on launch day I have more yelling to do. (Sigh) Here I go again. You would think they would be tired of seeing my mug.

Posted on 08.11.09 23:22 PM by travis williams

so .......blockshots , no online mode ?

Posted on 08.12.09 06:24 AM by

@travis

do the new characters come out next week?

Posted on 08.12.09 06:24 AM by James

OK HOW MUCH LONGER BECAUSE I AM SO EEGER TO BUY IT

Posted on 08.12.09 06:56 AM by Trevor

Knockin Bloks is single player with leaderboards.

There is a free character this week.

Posted on 08.12.09 06:58 AM by travis williams

@travis

i know. smooth jarvis is out here. i mean monkey/mime/granny, andy and sekei.

Posted on 08.12.09 07:03 AM by James

@Everyone: New Characters will begin to appear as soon as next week.

Posted on 08.12.09 07:08 AM by travis williams

@travis

Thanks, Looking forward to next week! Smile

Posted on 08.12.09 07:10 AM by James

I woke up and went to go own some friends in fortress and found it saying I need to restart to access online content is this just me or is this happening to everyone?

I'm in canada

Posted on 08.12.09 08:00 AM by mike

Seems to be all N. America. Would be nice to play some online fortress now that I got the ole PS3 back...

Posted on 08.12.09 08:01 AM by Chris

If you are in North America then you are most likely getting bumped off line because we are currently upgrading to 4.03. It is being deployed as we speak and all this funny business should be behind us in an hour or so.

Posted on 08.12.09 08:12 AM by travis williams

Excellent news Travis...Also, excellent name.

Posted on 08.12.09 08:13 AM by Travis

Say wurd, Travis

Posted on 08.12.09 08:18 AM by travis williams

Good thing I'm at work and won't be home for about 2 hours, hopefully all will be fixed by then.

AP H&C fix in this update?

cronos1515

Posted on 08.12.09 08:36 AM by Rick

i just saw a video of smooth jarvis on youtube. i was wondering what makes him smooth? did he shave his exposed chest?

Posted on 08.12.09 08:37 AM by Al3xX_420

@Travis - Y'all ALWAYS make it interesting....

Posted on 08.12.09 08:38 AM by TonyB

@travis williams
Suggest you change your name to Turd for yet another crappy launch day. Smile

Posted on 08.12.09 08:47 AM by THitter

today pains offline im sad i wanted to kill some new beginers
any way im making lots of vids on youtube of pain in antisipation of the muesums and blok add ons im lucky my mum gets discounts on psn cards
any way will bloks have trophies cause i love trophies on my xmb so far i got 42 percent on pain

Posted on 08.12.09 09:02 AM by peter

LAUNCH SOLID SNAKE!!!

"snake? Snake!, SNAKE!!!"
"SNAAAAAKKEEEEE!!!!"

Posted on 08.12.09 09:02 AM by SCEAFreak

WOOOOOOOO DOWNLOADING UPDATE

Posted on 08.12.09 09:15 AM by Patrick

omg axe proting jarvis in the new jarvis costume guys new jarvis costme is called smooth jarvis check it its on dis link omg

blog.us.playstation.com/.../

Posted on 08.12.09 09:20 AM by peter

Downloading!!!!! In Chicago!!!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:31 AM by TonyB

4 minutes until the DL is complete!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:37 AM by Al3xX_420

90 seconds left!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:39 AM by Al3xX_420

what time will pain musium be relesed today ??????????

Posted on 08.12.09 09:39 AM by Trevor

5 seconds!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:40 AM by Al3xX_420

installing now!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:41 AM by Al3xX_420

15 minutes remaining here :-/ Stupid DSL. I'll give a MS FWE TC Report shortly.

Posted on 08.12.09 09:42 AM by Patrick

Wow!!! 106 updates!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:44 AM by TonyB

I'm torn weather to dive into the Museum first, or check to see if H&C is de-fudged of all it's buggyness...

Posted on 08.12.09 09:47 AM by TonyB

106 updates and I got nothing new that works. Whatever!

Posted on 08.12.09 09:47 AM by jasonmc

no love... I see Knockin blocks but can't access it... and no museum yet either...

Posted on 08.12.09 09:52 AM by TonyB

and it said Smooth Jarvis would be here, but he isn't...

Posted on 08.12.09 09:53 AM by TonyB

I guess we got to wait till the store updates.

Posted on 08.12.09 09:59 AM by jasonmc

@Pain Team

Wow! Museum has to be the most indepth and consistantly unique environment yet. It's chock full of cool/funny/gross stuff, amazing!

Cheers dudes, I'm off MILF hunting!....Was that trophy inspired by my suggestion? If so that's one of the coolest thing ever.

Posted on 08.12.09 10:00 AM by The_Probe

does anyone know what time the north amercian ps store usually updates? i dont want to wait any longer!

Posted on 08.12.09 10:14 AM by Al3xX_420

Still MS FWE TC Missing issues... I WANT TO GET TO 10K, FIX THE TCs

Posted on 08.12.09 10:34 AM by Patrick

Now Probe FWE has a camera issue. Enter the control room. Camera jitters until you R3.

Posted on 08.12.09 10:42 AM by THitter

Content now buyable inside of Pain.

Posted on 08.12.09 10:53 AM by THitter

NA ps store updated!

Posted on 08.12.09 10:53 AM by Al3xX_420

Got it!

Posted on 08.12.09 12:18 PM by TonyB

Woohoo #1 Score in Museum FWE Plat Club with...


1

Posted on 08.12.09 12:57 PM by Patrick

man i want the new characters but cant afford the museum right now as i have to buy a $20 card everytime i want sumthim

btw I GOT MVC2

Posted on 08.12.09 15:37 PM by SCEAFreak

ya kids

Posted on 08.14.09 10:44 AM by peter

ROFLMAOROFLMAO pwned i get the last post or the 647th post

Posted on 08.24.09 09:02 AM by lucas

Mind blowing game!!!

Posted on 08.31.09 14:57 PM by nancy

Superb

Posted on 08.31.09 14:58 PM by nancy

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