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My Spots are Sore!
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• Posted by Travis Williams

Online: Check
PlayStation Characters: Check
New Layouts: Check
PSN Trophies: Check
Zombies: Check
New Environments: Check

I am a fan of old TV shows. So I kinda feel like Hannibal on the A Team. Even though I don’t smoke a cigar I really feel like I should quote him right now..

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

The PAIN train keeps on rollin’. Today you guys should be getting a heaping helping of Sore Spots. If you are in the UK and were quick on the draw you got a jump on that too (shakes my fist at SCEE). You should also be playing with Daxter by now as well. A quick FYI, Daxter isn’t the last PlayStation character we will have in PAIN. I want to say thank you to Naughty Dog and Sony Foster City for loaning Daxter to us. We didn’t promise we would take care of him (he is launchable after all)… We did promise he would live to crack wise another day.  This week is one of those weeks we feel especially happy because we get to prove how much we consider the input that comes from this site.

 

I haven’t forgotten our promise about a new site either. I SWEAR it’s being worked on. PAIN’s needs have changed dramatically and it calls for a more robust site. We are working on it. Things of that magnitude take more time than I like. Isn’t it odd how we can develop a game faster than a site? Don’t get me started. There are a few people I would like to LAUNCH to expedite that process.

PAINalympics is my favorite new mode. I had a fight with our Vice President over our Relay event. He wanted me to change some things (not all of them I agreed with) and the conversation ended with me having to make other alterations to the mode to make it more fun. While sometimes Mr. Rohde is not my favorite BOSS he often has some valid points. PAINalympics is a much better mode because he decided to needle us until we got it right. Bull ride is a million times better since Rohde gave it his Caesar-esque thumbs down on the first iteration. 

The reason we decided to do a new add-on like Sore Spots is because you guys were up in arms about the lack of variety in the environments. Sometimes people don’t realize how much work goes into making one environment that does every mode. So instead we thought lets do two smaller ones and satisfy everyone’s need for variety. I think the new environments turned out rather well. There’s so much to do in these areas it’s just too fun! That area between 68 and 70 is my favorite. There’s just so much fun there. (Chuckle)

..I digress

The other changes you see in the menus and functionality are responses to the input from this board and the need to reorganize things based on PAINs growing features. Our lists of changes aren’t complete. We have some more functionality changes to make before we say we’re done DONE. As the PSN keeps allowing us to do new things PAIN will continue to evolve.

Thanks for sticking around people. It’s nice to have a home on this big ol INTERNETS! I’m very proud to have you guys in my virtual posse! I hope you guys enjoy the PAINalympic video. We had fun giving you shout outs. Look for them.

• Posted on 05.14.09 // 03:00 PM Comments (1054)   Digg This   

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congradulations on a great game!!! the new dlc is the best yet!!! how long do you plan on adding dlc!! keep up the good work!!!

Posted on 04.30.09 08:47 AM by oldschoolfool

hey, the sore spots add-on says it's only 100kb, is that normal?

Posted on 04.30.09 08:51 AM by hunter316

Wow...i just thought of an epic duo to add to PAIN.

Who in there right mind can say no to launching Terrance & Phillip from South Park?? every pose would be something about farting and their obnoxious laughs...and if you dont know who they are or why i would choose them over anyone else, watch this extremely vulgar video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM-UDPnPyGQ

a ha ha ha ha, hahha ha ha ha, ha. (i laugh just like them Tong )

Posted on 04.30.09 08:51 AM by KrimsonSky25

any details on your next game!!!

Posted on 04.30.09 08:58 AM by oldschoolfool

Bravo Bravo! The new DLC is outfrigginstanding!

One question though...
I'm having problems loading the Sports Day level.

i click it to start and hear the sound prompt, but no load.

The others all work fine, just me?

Again guys and gals, hats off for such a fun game, a true testament to the staff.

PSN: Hocus-Focus

Posted on 04.30.09 09:11 AM by Reverend

@Coke
When we gettin' the zombie?

@Pain Team
I gotta say, when I first saw the size of the maps I was nervous, but it's definitely one of them situations where you don't judge a book by it's cover.
Great work guys. Hilarious stuff. High speed watermelons? What a great idea. Haven't tried out all the modes yet but I'm sure I'll love um all. Great job!!!

Posted on 04.30.09 09:22 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

So am i missing something or is the zombie an unlock. Couldn't find any info and it might just be late in the day stupids on my part... Any help is appreciated... Thanks to all...

Posted on 04.30.09 09:23 AM by micha42

Micha42 -Ded Baron is next week.

Posted on 04.30.09 09:32 AM by Jason Coker

Ok cool thanks. Must have had one of those moments... Now just trying to figure out how to get into the locker rooms....

Posted on 04.30.09 09:41 AM by micha42

I just posted this in the other post so I will repost it here.


I got Sore Spots and it is awesome, great job. My only problem is that the new trophies are really easy. I got all of them in 30 mins. Before with the other trophies there was a lot more of a challenge. I still don't have King of PAIN(Chimply Ridiculous is really hard). Not just the PSN trophies either, the in-game ones are also not very difficult. Anyway, I love the new levels, I just wish that the trophies were harder. Also, PAINalympics is really cool.

Posted on 04.30.09 09:57 AM by Joey

Well is it me or is the update taking for ever to download? well anyways i cant wait to play sore spots...and i love daxter that furry little monster! Well pain team have a great weekend Smile

Posted on 04.30.09 10:10 AM by Tebeau23

@PAIN Crew - Mad Science is..... THE BOMB!!!!!! Great mode. Only had time to unlock Painful and play a few rounds before work, but I know I'll be plat clubbing tonight!

Posted on 04.30.09 17:20 PM by TonyB

OH and how bout this for Crap-tastic timing... Today I bought Rag doll Kung Foo for 10 bucks... an hour later it shows up on the PSN for free... BOOOO!!!!!

Posted on 04.30.09 17:22 PM by TonyB

@Joey
Easy? I can't for the life of me find the alien artifact in Sports Day, I've already been searching for a few hours! And I'll never earn that Mad Science one because as usual with tosser modes I won't ever unlock painful much less complete it.

Posted on 04.30.09 17:30 PM by pick-e

@krimsonsky
im totally with you on terrence and phillip... i sugested them and other south park characters but no one liked the idea... although the peter griffin suggestion took off like wild fire.

@travis
great job with sore spots... its way cool... you guys do a great job making my all time fav better and better... i hope you guys never stop expanding pain... now about that disconnecting bug.............

Posted on 04.30.09 17:31 PM by joseph

Love Sore Spots! Woo!

Here's my kewl replay!


Two questions though

1. How do you release the balloons in reunion?
2. Why are they giving out RDKF for free?

Posted on 04.30.09 17:38 PM by Rob

7_7
forgot... to post the link
www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 04.30.09 17:40 PM by Rob

@Travis

Speaking of menus there continues to be a user experience problem. Choose one of the levels that has a high score table. Choose the high score table. When you leave the high score table you have to reselect the type of game and then reselect the level.

I know that what I usually want to do is check the high score and when I return then start that game that I just viewed the high score for.

Tim

Posted on 04.30.09 17:56 PM by THitter

@THitter - I'm with you on that. It's not a deal breaker, but it would be much more fluid if it went back to the game you were checking scores on. Also, it would be much smoother if the menus cycled back around when you are going thru them, instead of reversing direction. Just more fluid... Thats all. All in all tho I think the new selection menus are great, a vast improvement from the old way. Nice work guys.

Posted on 04.30.09 18:05 PM by TonyB

plz visit my youtube channel and watch some of my PAIN videos. http://www.youtube.com/user/VolcomZYNY93
thx

Posted on 04.30.09 18:10 PM by lucas

riding the fire extinguishers are mad fun!!!

Posted on 04.30.09 18:26 PM by lucas

Also, when is Dead Baron being released? I thought he was coming either today or last week?

Posted on 04.30.09 18:27 PM by lucas

@lucas

Quote Coker: "Ded Baron is next week."

Posted on 04.30.09 19:35 PM by retaihec

next week lucas...if you look about 10 posts up you'll see Jason Coker already answered that.

Posted on 04.30.09 19:44 PM by KrimsonSky25

@KrimsonSky25
...and if you looked one post up, you would see I re-answered the question already, heheh.

Posted on 04.30.09 19:48 PM by retaihec

bah..i answered him 5 minutes after he asked, but firefox doesnt always submit when i click "save comment" Tong

Posted on 04.30.09 20:49 PM by KrimsonSky25

awe...freakin...sum...

Posted on 04.30.09 21:33 PM by TheBrainMachine

I predict 3K FWE Play Club Score by someone, by next friday, easily...

Posted on 04.30.09 22:07 PM by Patrick

Yes finally! I'm like the only one who asked for the website changes..LOL. Now they answered me again! Can't wait. And OMG I only have like $3.97 on my account. I need money!

Posted on 04.30.09 22:15 PM by FredNation

@TonyB - That sucks, man. I'd been thinking 'bout getting it for a while, now I'm glad I didn't.
Stuck with $4 in account.

Posted on 04.30.09 23:12 PM by Andrew

@Andrew: Get a credit card Tong

Sore Spots is awesome, I only got to play for like 10 minutes last night but it is freaking sweeeet! And in-game trophy view WHILE playing is the cats moew guys, I've been wanting that since day ONE and you guys keep on making it better. The new GUI is definitely much smoother and polished to look at, I likez Smile

@TonyB: I've had ragdoll for a while, I've played it once. It's really cool though, it's just that I don't have THAT much play time. Thank god games don't have an expiration date. And I'm a sucker for NEW so I keep buying new stuff and never play the old stuff... at some point the new stuff becomes the OLD stuff and the circle of life continues...

All in all: NICE!


Btw: I was just browsing PSN the other day and bought GEON, which is like, weird, yet fun, and when I tried to go online: No games, I created a room and stayed in it for half an hour, still no players. Did I miss the memo where someone said this game caused the spanish plague?

Posted on 04.30.09 23:39 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Check out my daxter getting in a real pricky situation , never laffed so much even my nan wet herself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsaLMYLYfM

PSN: Leeli67

Posted on 05.01.09 00:04 AM by

@Everybody: PAIN on Blurau? WTF! Why haven't anybody told me earlier!?!? I'll buy four copies just to have them, omfg, cool!

@Travis: Is this confirmed? If so, will we get a plat trophy in PAIN?

@Danes: Any REALLY good PAIN players on Zealand? Just out of curiositySmile

Posted on 05.01.09 00:05 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Hey PAiN team, you should make a theme out of that Daxter and Ded Baron pick. Oh and anyone, how is Daxter? I've been watching youtube vids of him and he looks like a fun character but i want to know how good he is compared to the other characters in ooching, weight, momentum, and grabbing.

Posted on 05.01.09 02:17 AM by Al3xX_420

@ pick-e: Found the alien artifact for you. It is on top of the score board, literally. Getting to it, on the other hand, I have not yet figured out.

Posted on 05.01.09 02:50 AM by jonathan

good work team.
i think what would be good for pain is to have some multiplayer games where characters launch at the same time and play around at the same time on the same game map/board(this may or may not need to be a split screen affair)
Your thoughts?

Posted on 05.01.09 05:02 AM by Jay

@jonathan
swing from a ring on a rope?

Posted on 05.01.09 05:03 AM by Jay

also - why no multiplayer HORSE on the gym room map??!

Posted on 05.01.09 05:04 AM by Jay

Congratulations PAIN Programmers! You guys did a sick job!

I must say, on a weird scale, I equate PAIN! to Cheetos. How so?

When you get a bag of Cheetos, they're awesome, they taste great, you get messy and you always want more. There's always a point you reach where you say, ok, i'm done, i just can't do anymore right now, (for example trying to unlock buzz). If you haven't had them in a while, and suddenly one day you grab a bag, you dig in... and it's the best goddamn thing ever, even if it's the same old taste, you realize how much you actually love them, and it's like the first time all over again.

You guys kick ass! I must say there isn't 1 thing, in my opinion, that's a negative on this. You guys work really hard, and you exceed expectations EVERYTIME.

Hope you have an awesome memorial day!

I am curious as to how and when the Zombie character will come into play, but I guess you can't really show your entire hand until you're ready to take the pot. hehehe

<////////////////////>--sssSSS

I'll smoke one for you guys!

Posted on 05.01.09 05:32 AM by Eric

<////////////////////>--sssSSS


~ The Shattered Raven ~

Posted on 05.01.09 05:33 AM by Eric

how long will i stay at #1 on AFTERGLOW? lol

Posted on 05.01.09 07:11 AM by DO2K03

@eric
thats a great cheetos analogy... its the same wit me only im like that wit doritos... bout to pack another bong myself... ha.

Posted on 05.01.09 07:12 AM by joseph

id like to see a playground as a stage. thats alot of fun right there. and a meat factory. lol, and a womans purse. or a homeless shelter. i could think of alot more

Posted on 05.01.09 07:17 AM by DO2K03

@DO2K03,
prolly about as long as I stay #1 on SS-FWE-Plat Club...Based on my Downtown experiences on Demolition, the moon phase, and my trick knee acting up... until <Insert Generic Mutant Name Here> decides to play? I suspect the SS leaderboard are gonna be all sortsa topsy turvy this weekend.

Posted on 05.01.09 07:19 AM by Patrick

I love all the new content, but I wish they'd stop making all the new trophies so easy... Frown

Posted on 05.01.09 07:22 AM by skippycue

@Travis
If you are at E3 maybe could you try to get some time on the PS Nation Podcast.
Their e-mail is podcast@psnation.org.

I've e-mailed them also to try to contact you.

Tim

Posted on 05.01.09 07:35 AM by THitter

I didn't get much time to play yesterday, but so far it's awesome! Painalympics is the best multiplayer mode. This should keep me happy for a while, but don't let up on new content guys.

Posted on 05.01.09 08:01 AM by bigmf

i just posted a replay on youtube showing how to get the alien artifact in sports day.... my user name is decepticreep13 same as my psn... check it out... now if only i could figure out how to get the one in coaches office in reunion.... btw those trophies in the coaches office are epic... very funny.

Posted on 05.01.09 08:03 AM by joseph

Hitting the alien artifact in in the coaches office was the hardest trophy in sore spots. It really is in an awkward place.

Posted on 05.01.09 08:25 AM by Joey

@Tonyb
are you Tball on the PSN
i wana know who's beaten my plat club time , anywayz of 2 beat him now , no1 is even near my PAINful time for mad science yet lol

Posted on 05.01.09 08:27 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@joey
did you hit it? if so do you have a vid showing how to hit it?

Posted on 05.01.09 08:35 AM by joseph

I believe i just touched myself in a special place after reading this post.

Posted on 05.01.09 08:41 AM by Uganja

oh yeah, thats the spot

Posted on 05.01.09 08:41 AM by Uganja

never mind i just got it!!!!!

Posted on 05.01.09 08:42 AM by joseph

the coaches office artifact replay is on you tube... user name decepticreep13... also check out my other vids for a good laugh.

Posted on 05.01.09 08:48 AM by joseph

I have been playing in AREA 69 and am wondering whether something has gone wrong with the blue portals. When a character goes through it, they just get boosted into the wall, but when a car went through it, it was transported to the other one so I was wondering whether the characters were meant to be transported too. Also on the ingame menu, i was thinking you should have a character select screen, I know that's something I would love to have =] Well done guys

Posted on 05.01.09 08:59 AM by PGibby

Sore Spots is awesome, well done guys!

My only gripe is that the PSN trophies are too easy. We need another King of PAIN or Ninja Pwn... come on guys! Make the trophy whores earn their stripes in PAIN.

Posted on 05.01.09 09:11 AM by Vyrastas

@ Pain Team:

On a similar topic as the new poll. I have always wished that clown toss and mime toss were multi player as well as single. One more big one, I wish FWE was a single player mode in Abusement Park. It can be hard to find an opponent at times (online or offline) and this is right up there as one of the best environmemts. One more, when playing FWE online you get 2 launches. Each player should alternate launches instead of having 2 in a row. It's kinda' like taking all 9 of your at bats at once in a baseball game. I think it would add to the gameplay. Just requests. Anyone else in the community agree with any of these? Anyways great job on the new content guys, loving it.

Posted on 05.01.09 09:17 AM by Travis

No way on the 1 launch at a time in FWE... would ruin the rhythm/memory of what you've already done. Take your average top 10 matchup where each player uses the full 2:15 on each launch. You'd get your 2:15 in, have the feel for the level, then BAM, have to sit there and cool down for nearly 3 minutes. You need to be fresh off that first launch for the second one to really flow/blow stuff up. I WOULD support each side playing simultaneously with the added 'Other player' element in the HUD, but I prefer it as it is now. I enjoy watching.... Wink

Posted on 05.01.09 09:34 AM by Patrick

sweet!!! just got my sore spotting trophy... all the vids are on youtube if you need help... user name is decepticreep13... note the afterglow one you gotta knock it down off the shelf before you can hit it.

Posted on 05.01.09 10:03 AM by joseph

@travis
im wit you on the multiplayer mime and clown toss idea... each player can get 2 turns each and see who can hit the most glass or barrels... highest score wins... simple... pain doods make this a reality please.

Posted on 05.01.09 10:07 AM by joseph

@ Everyone

I've got a WAAAAAAAAY off topic question for anyone who has High Velocity Bowling. Is it still possible to shuffle songs while using custom music since the big update last October that added playlists. I've been trying and can't find play mode or anything. The only way I can get my music to play is to press the ps button and access the xmb that way. Is there supposed to be a way to do it through the game like it used to be that would give more playback options? Can't find the answer anywhere, thought I'd post here because at least people are active on this forum. Any help would be appreciated.

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.01.09 10:46 AM by Travis

@joseph

"note the afterglow one you gotta knock it down off the shelf before you can hit it."

Not true, I did it without knocking it off the shelf.

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.01.09 10:58 AM by Vyrastas

@joseph

Heh, my bad, I got Afterglow and PROBE mixed up! My vid was for PROBE. Oh well. Smile

Posted on 05.01.09 11:00 AM by Vyrastas

@Knizzle: There is no plat Trophy for PAIN even though it’s a BD. It’s a compliation BD and although that’s semantics we still have no Plat trophy. Sorry.

@Al3xX: We have a PAIN Daxter theme but felt he was too awesome to share the limelight with any other character. Although I really do like that image above.

@Jay: Simul launching is beyond the scope of PAIN and we will not be doing it.

@Eric: Baron is next week. Cheetos indeed.

@THitter: We’ve been on PSNation dude. Check out the episode called THRILLA

@Pgibby: Only objects are transported. Not people.

@Vyrastas: We made an effort to make some of the trophies a little more “realistic” I think we were getting too hard.

@Travis/Joseph: Hmmmm I think I can do that. That might be something we were thinking about already. (Grin) Nice name….

Posted on 05.01.09 11:03 AM by travis williams

@Travis
That was over 20 episodes ago. Time to talk up the online and new content.

Posted on 05.01.09 11:13 AM by THitter

@Travis
You could have made at least one of the trophies hard... Smile Either way, it's cool. There's so much more to do with this game besides the trophies. Best value on PSN.

Posted on 05.01.09 11:22 AM by Vyrastas

Multiplayer mime toss to win!!! It would be even better with some fuc*ed up distractions.

Posted on 05.01.09 11:22 AM by Chris

PAINalymipcs single player :
it could come up as another new thing when you select where you want 2 go , like PAINlabs , becoz then you could add other painalymipic stuff in different areas
so yo uwould select PAINalymipics , then wopuld come up wiv menu with al lof the events , then you go left and right to select relay race or woteva , and able 2 press square for leaderboards

Posted on 05.01.09 12:18 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

video for help with sore spotting :
www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.01.09 12:19 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

For all those that are interested, here's how to hit the sports trophy in Afterglow in one launch without having to knock it off the shelf first. Smile

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.01.09 13:58 PM by Vyrastas

My thoughts on Sore Spots are simple. It's awesome! Once again we get areas that are different from those that came before it. These may be the smallest yet but that isn't a problem because they're jampacked with stuff to ding and keep your momentum going. Probe is especially interesting since it was built with a lot of ways to get vertical and explore up above. What will they come up with next?!



@jonathan
Thanks for pointing that out to me. I thought the alien artifact was the mini-UFO on the coachs desk in PAIN Reunion so I was searching Sports Day high and low for one of those... no wonder I never found it!

@Trophies are to easy people
Go easy on us normal folk. Frown Just because the latest trophies are do-able doesn't mean they're easy for everybody. I still haven't been able to grab Hung Lo, lol my reflexes suck! And have you taken a look at the in-game trophies? They seem harder then ever...

Posted on 05.01.09 14:19 PM by pick-e

@pick-e
There are plenty of easy trophies there already... but yeah, the in-games are awesome and fun to figure out as well. I've spent more time on them than the PSN trophies. If you need help on them head over to my youtube channel... I've got a ton of them up. User ID Vyrastas.

Posted on 05.01.09 15:00 PM by Vyrastas

geez people, stop b!tching about the trophies... they're fine, and fun to get.. not everybody can get all of them in less than a half hour..

and as far as Sore Spots goes, I have just one comment for now... Coach is a dirty, dirty man... lmao

Posted on 05.01.09 16:01 PM by John

@Travis

I got this sweet little run for the Hard difficulty in Mad Science that I wanted to share with everybody. The skills are devastating and hilarious and worth everyone's attention but I can't show them to anybody. Three times today after I hit the run perfectly, got back in the launcher, and hit triangle to view the replay... the game froze. I haven't tried replay on all Sore Spot modes, but I did go back and try with MS, AP, and DT and had no issues. Other than that, great environments. P.R.O.B.E. blows my mind with all the creativity. Very nicely done guys, very nice!! Oh yeah...and stop tampering with the poll. Everybody knows online WOULD win if yall didn't change the numbers around. LOL.

Posted on 05.01.09 17:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - What up Cuz? How's the biz goin? Nice 55 Million on the 1st day!

@NUF-Liam - Yup that's me... BRING IT!!! How did you get that rediculous 1:40 whatever on painful? That's sick!!

Posted on 05.01.09 18:43 PM by TonyB

Sore spots is a blast I've had hours of fun already. I think the trophy difficulty is just fine. I have all but the mad science one already. GREAT JOB IDOL MINDS! As far as continuous improvement goes I personally would like more PSN trophies and a comic book nerd character.

Posted on 05.01.09 18:53 PM by jasonmc

@Jay: Best I could get anywhere close to it was using the backboard on the other side of the court.

@travis: Thanks for the info about the simul launching.

@ pick-e: As did I at first.

Posted on 05.01.09 19:22 PM by jonathan

I love Sore Spots, I have to say Area 69 is actually my least favorite, it's exciting, but the High School in so much better. I love Daxter also, he is hilarious, can't wait for more, thanks Pain.

Posted on 05.01.09 20:00 PM by Logan

How come their isn't a Buzz theme? I know he is in-game for studios, but Travis was for Downtown. How come there isn't a Buzz theme? When will we get the Daxter theme? Next week with the Ded Baron's possibly?

Posted on 05.01.09 20:09 PM by Logan

@Idol Minds - WOW!!! I am constantly amazed at how FUN this game is! Sore Spots is great! Thank you.
I did notice one bug and I hate to be the one to have to bring this to your attention:
In Pain Reunion... the npc version of Cookie ... You forgot to put panties on her! Ha!

Posted on 05.01.09 20:42 PM by qb2bTheReaper

are you suppose to visit the coaches office and both locker's in one lauch to unlock the second layout!!!! Can't figure that one out!!!!!

Posted on 05.02.09 05:20 AM by oldschoolfool

@oldschoolfool
Yes, it's one launch. You can do it different ways, but I found it easiest to do the office first, then each locker room.

Posted on 05.02.09 05:34 AM by Vyrastas

TASTE THE SPIT!

Posted on 05.02.09 05:41 AM by TonyB

@qb2b
Perve!!!! LOL hahahaha

Posted on 05.02.09 05:44 AM by jasonmc

HA! ERROR CODE: p1MP$1@p4pA1N HA!!

Posted on 05.02.09 05:47 AM by TonyB

Cake or Death? HAHA!!

Posted on 05.02.09 05:49 AM by TonyB

I was just on totalplaystation.com and they had a small article about the future museum level and even gave it a name.
A flight at the museum......

Posted on 05.02.09 05:56 AM by jasonmc

@jasonmc - saw that... But the horseshoes game he talks about sounds like the olympics we just got... Unless horseshoes is going to be a new mode by itself???? Hmmm... We ain't even gutted this here fish, and we gets us another nibble already!!

Posted on 05.02.09 06:11 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
ahh cool man , ive added you
that PAINful score is probally becoz ive bin playing PAINful pretty much all the time , ive played somin like over 30 games of it all ready , but im guna try n get my plat club score up now
my 1:42 time i was pretty amazed wiv myself at , becoz just every launch seemed to go the way i wanted it to

Posted on 05.02.09 08:02 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Wow! Sore Spots is even better than I was expecting it to be. And very good value for money. This is going to keep me busy for a long time. Well done Idol Minds (again).

Posted on 05.02.09 09:46 AM by The_Probe

Sore spopts OMG its brilliant Laughing

Posted on 05.02.09 10:10 AM by mikey

@Travis
shame simul launch is beyond the scope of pain, we used to have much fun playing the multiplayer mini games on super monkey ball. Things like all launching at a curling board and being able to knock each other off course and off the board.
pain is still a good game tho, dont worry.

Posted on 05.02.09 10:49 AM by Jay

ya wish more of pain was multiplayer, not all of us like the same game. make more multiplayer for PAIN

Posted on 05.02.09 11:39 AM by 91st-quiteman

no way i hate pain multiplayer. online gets boring quick and regular multiplayer is strait out pointless

Posted on 05.02.09 16:10 PM by lucas

@ Everyone

Gonna' repost a question that i had asked earlier that is off topic but am hoping someone will know the answer to:

@ Everyone

I've got a WAAAAAAAAY off topic question for anyone who has High Velocity Bowling. Is it still possible to shuffle songs while using custom music since the big update last October that added playlists. I've been trying and can't find play mode or anything. The only way I can get my music to play is to press the ps button and access the xmb that way. Is there supposed to be a way to do it through the game like it used to be that would give more playback options? Can't find the answer anywhere, thought I'd post here because at least people are active on this forum. Any help would be appreciated.

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.02.09 16:52 PM by Travis

@lucas
Offline multiplayer isn't pointless if you've got some mates round and want to play Pain against each other...

The PS3 suffers from a lack of party games (eg. Super moknkey Ball, Fusion Frenzy etc.)

Posted on 05.02.09 16:56 PM by Jay

@Travis

Love the new environments.. couple gripes about FWE in Area 69

1. I've had two instances of trigger crates being out of reach in the big alien beam area, directly at the bottom almost in the middle of the beam where they're impossible to get. I've also had them on the outside part of the beam which are frustrating to get but still reachable, so those aren't too big of an issue. Just when they're completely out of reach, it sucks.

2. This only happened once so it might've been a complete fluke, but Ao got stuck in the very top tunnel in that area (the one that leads to the office area). His backside was sticking out while his front was stuck to the left of the tunnel, like it sucked him right into the wall and made it impossible for him to get unstuck (he was still able to ooch, just unable to move).

Other than those, good stuff so far.

Posted on 05.02.09 18:53 PM by deadhead19420

Cacti suck. And stick. Startled the heck out of me the first time it happened.

Posted on 05.02.09 19:21 PM by Wiggo

"The Space Door has recovered from a serious problem and is running in Safe Mode."

Take some time to read the screens in the control room. Worth the effort.

Posted on 05.02.09 20:00 PM by Wiggo

what a brilliant day ive had
PAIN while listening to Eminem - Relapse
and finished call of duty trophies
maybe we could have a war zone area (idea from call of duty)
or maybe a music studio with like a drum kit n all dat music equipment stuff (idea from eminem making new album)

Eminem is back
and the new stuff is sick
soz i just excited

Posted on 05.02.09 20:55 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

ugh... can't stand Eminem anymore, or his new album.. to each their own... the new Method Man / Redman album on the other hand, is dope

Posted on 05.02.09 21:22 PM by deadhead19420

Instead of voting,why couldn't you just make painalympics a single player and online also?

Posted on 05.02.09 21:56 PM by Rebecca

@Rebecca
they might all ready be thinking of doing that , just there seeing what we want first
making it online would would probally be easier becoz the mode is allredi there

Posted on 05.02.09 22:03 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

ehem....

SKEE-BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 05.02.09 23:32 PM by TonyB

@Tony

COPY THAT!!!

@JEFF
WHERE ARE MY FAINTING GOATS...I MEAN OUR FAINTING GOATS JEFF??!?!?! LET'S TAKE THIS GAME TO THE NEXT LEVEL!

Posted on 05.03.09 01:24 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Hombre Travis, Senor Coker,
Great Job guys.. impressive, you guys officialy have GOT IT FIGURED OUT NOW DON'T YA!

Online: Check
PlayStation Characters: Check
New Layouts: Check
PSN Trophies: Check
Zombies: Check
New Environments: Check

PAIN Olympics: Officialy released!!Yay

PAIN-TOO-MIME: In the "Maybe" Box
(pantomime)(Possibly still in developement?)

PAIN STAIN GAME: In the "Ehh, Not Sure" Box
(aka Memory Match's Possible New Name)

omg sis you feel that?....WTF..Wait a minute....can you feel it..it's coming.. hang on.......ON THE SPOT.. damn I love it when MY idea's come together...
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BRAND NEW IDEA FOR ENVIRONMENT!!

PAINSYLVANIA
(aka Transylvania)

Travis and Coker,
We get the PAIN off shoot of Transylvania, where we have the spooky, eerie town called PAINsylvania!

- It has a cemetary where ghosts hang out and you can even have us launch, and then knock over, or take out a head stone or 12..lol

- a eerie looking castle, maybe Castle with a moat and draw bridge that opens up and get you in the castle, bats, Ghosts flying around at night time.(YES, night time)

- Dungeons that are dark and dank, that have torture devices like the Iron Maiden, the Stretch machine, a guilatine, and a Pit in the Pendulum swinging blade
- and we have to activate them, or end up in them..lol

- a sh!t load of Bats........ spank the bat whack a bat..pat the bat..whatever..we can even try grabbing them while their flying around you, and the town!

** Mummies... Where one of the trophies is having to unravel say 5 mummies around town etc.

You could be launching yourself at the Mummy, and having to go grabbing that piece of loose cloth he's wrapped up in, and as soon as we grab it, the Mummy starts unraveling.
(In Abusement park, we had to launch at and grab those levers around Brock Lee, the Tilt a Hurl etc., which is a pain in the arse, so everyone has experience at it)

- Full Moons and Werewolves!
Now you can have 1 or 2, or as many as you want, but a person, or people on the street, be it walking, jogging, on a bike, etc, and then while a character's on the street, as it gets later, when it turns to night time - Are rooooooooo (nice howl lol)

- Yes Travis and Coker, I said Night time! I think you guys are at the point where we can actually have time of day changes AND that gives you more challenges so to speak!

-For example:

During the day, you launch yourselves were ever we want, then as soon as night time comes, the Full Moon comes out, the person or persons on the street, now CHANGE into the Werewolves, and they start howling, moving fast, others moving slow, maybe even attacking you if you don't launch fast enough, as they're looking to pounce and feed.

Now they, the Werewolves, can be used as brand NEW targets, and so on, which leads to brand new trophies and opportunities that are involving the werewolves themselves!!!

- AND, as a added BONUS, since these scary towns have that eerie feeling,(as seen in movies and in books,and comics)

Do you know when sometimes a character "MAY" see something that really isn't there, but the scarier thing is somethimg IS their!

Now take that exact effect into account where you think you saw something, but when you look again, something IS THERE!

Take THAT exact effect would be killer when the Full Moon comes out, and shines so brightly, (I REALLY LIKE THIS IDEA) as it now REVEALS SECRET AREAS around the eerie town of PAINSYLVANIA or the castle etc. And those hidden areas, CAN ONLY BE ACCESSED AT NIGHT!

I think THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

Because now THAT opens up more trophies, and possibilities.

Need a Vampire of course..
-Count Tossyoula.....
-Count Toss-u-la
-Count Tossyourlove
-Count BlacknBleweya (lol) ok maybe not
-Count Black-and-Blue-you-are
-Count Blackandblueyouare

lol Ok, I think you get the point LOL..

Frankenstien Monster: but "PAIN-IZED"
-Frankenwhine

-SpankenStien-

-SpankandWhine

Can I get a witness, or will anyone second my motion so to speak lol....

Ok Travis, Coker, guys and gals, what do you think of my idea for the new, or at he motion so to speak? lol

Hey, at least the long post was an idea, not rambling mumbo jumbo..lol...

Haskelliaties..the Greek God of Beta..


Oh, and on a side note, Titanium Haskell, the MASTER BETA'R continues and rolls on in 2009!

After playing with the Beta Testing for Fat Princess, that cake lovin skank..lol, I just finished the Beta Test for Sony's PC game, Free Realms, and being told over a week ago that I was getting the Uncharted Multi Player Beta Code thru QORE,

And as of yesterday, I am proud to add yet another BETA testing opportunity for the PS3 with the eventual release, maybe 4th Qtr, of the extremely realistic racing game,
the
SuperCar Challenge!!

Posted on 05.03.09 02:47 AM by Hello Hello

@hello hello

dood.... painsylevania is the best environment idea iv heard yet! as a huge castlevania fan i can totally dig every last detail of what you said... especially the whole day-night concept... like at night zombies come out of the ground ang grab you to eat your brains thus ending your run... you can even put medusa somewhere in there and if you are facing her you get turned to stone ending your run like the cactus in pain reunion... pain team if your reading this PLEASE make this happen! you already got mummies and the ded baron to use... also if you are gonna make this super cool idea a reality it would be awsome if you relaesed this on halloween... last thing the vampires name should be count oochula... later.

Posted on 05.03.09 03:54 AM by joseph

You can't do PAINslyvania!
Sounds too much like Pennsylvania.
VETO

How about...
A factory
With conveyor belts and stuff

Posted on 05.03.09 04:16 AM by Rob

@haskel - I like that idea, and Sony/Qore sent me the beta for Uncharted... but the code doesn't work! Jerks!

Posted on 05.03.09 04:39 AM by TonyB

PAINslyvania is awesome! It should definitely be created.

Posted on 05.03.09 05:03 AM by Joey

@Rob

Conveyor belts would be sweet, good call!

Posted on 05.03.09 05:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Rob.. sorry but your reason for VETO has NO POWER behind it and has been overturned.

So PAINSylvania.... or PAINsylvainya..

So it sounds like Pennslvania, it also sounds like TRANSYLVANIA.

Helloooooooooooooo AND BIG whoopdee doo.

Now I don't know what books you had in geography, or history, novels read, and movies seen, but EVERYONE who knows of Dracula KNOWS TRANSYLVANIA.

AND I don't ever recall the actual state of Pennsylvania having anything resembling a Dracula or vampire, a Frankenstein, a werewolves, mummies, castles, moats etc.

Wait, they had horse drawn carriages, Pennsylvania Dutch settlement.. what was I thinking, I guess I should have EXPLAINED IT IN SIMPLER TERMS lol........come on dude..

And as we all have seen over the past 18 months, when Travis and Co come out with a brand spankin new video for Abusement Park Darts, Movie Studio, and now Sore Spots, and all before it.

You READ and SEE THE TITLE.. THEN YOU WATCH A QUICK VIDEO of what IS INCLUDED IN THAT AREA! TA DAHHHHHHH. Then HOW things in the viddomaear about the name, you then SEE the video,

Then, YOU KNOW exactly what kind of environment it ifs So it sounds like it, but any half smart person who saw the title, and then saw the video, 100% not one of em would say Pennsylvania.

@ Tony B
Dude.. I will pass your comment along as it is late at night. HeY Tone Loc... lol..got some Funky Cold Medina going on?

I got the code also and I hate to burst your bubble there chim chee, BUT MY CODE DOESN'T WORK.. YET.... BECAUSE THE MULTI PLAYER BETA DOES NOT START UNTIL..JUNE 7TH LOL

Posted on 05.03.09 06:48 AM by Hello Hello

@Pain Team
Are you still planning for a leaderboard wipe?

Posted on 05.03.09 09:01 AM by George

haha... i live in pennsylvania... the only thing close to that that we have are the philadelphia phantoms.

Posted on 05.03.09 19:48 PM by joseph

@Haskell
im loving the PAINsylvania idea

Posted on 05.03.09 20:36 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

lmao u wasted all that time to write about a new environment which they obviously arent gonna make...... the PAIN team never listens to us yet we love everything they make somehow.

Posted on 05.03.09 21:05 PM by lucas

@ Pain Team:
Thanks to the Xi Home saga, I haven't had time to enjoy many real games (and I told myself I wouldn't get involved with online gaming). So you can imagine my surprise when I booted up Pain, and was confronted with a new user interface. I must say I really like it. I really wish you would bring back the character profiles...
Anyways, thanks for the new free character Smile Oh, and it's good to see Pain Labs back in Europe too! Nice!

Posted on 05.03.09 22:17 PM by Joe

@lucas

They listen to us, they post us back, and remember, they could release nothing at all.

P.S. It does seem like our ideas are passed up a bit. If you get Captain Qwark, then the whole community might change it's mind, most likely.

Posted on 05.03.09 22:20 PM by Logan

1.42 on Painful Mad Science.......that will be impossible to beat. Hats off to you NUFC Rule.

Posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.04.09 00:03 AM by

@homerjnick
haha
thanx alot but .........
MulitoRJuggalo (soz juggz cant spell ya name properly) has allready beaten it , 1min 22

Posted on 05.04.09 00:28 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@lucas
they listen to us quite alot
we have ded baron zombie character , what we asked for
we asked for brock lee , we got him
they told us fortress was an idea from the community , so theres just a few examples
we asked for a jukebox aswell , they gave us , and we asked to be able to save replays , they gave us a video editor with youtube uploading , they went 1 step further
so you cant say they dont listen 2 us

Posted on 05.04.09 00:31 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Haskell

As I recall I had that same sort of concept that I posted about probably over a year ago now, asking about the possibility of a Halloween-like environment which would be outside at night, with zombies and bats and all that stuff... didn't think of Transylvania though. Reminds me of an episode of Ghost Hunters this past season where they investigated Vlad the Impaler's castle in Transylvania (the real Dracula), very good show.. but yeah I'd love to see something along those lines..

Posted on 05.04.09 01:47 AM by deadhead19420

@Lucas and Logan - You both have no clue what you're talking about. There are quite a few ideas on this forum that have shown up in the game. You guys are both noobs around here, and Logan, all you do is complain about other peoples ideas(not a good way to make friends),so don't talk smack about things you don't understand...

Posted on 05.04.09 02:54 AM by TonyB

I like the PAINsylvania idea but I would just change 1 thing. Instead of mummies there should be zombies. And instead of unraveling mummies, you could decapitate zombies! That would be fun. Some zombie pwnage!

Posted on 05.04.09 03:19 AM by Al3xX_420

@Haskel

Painsilvania would be pretty awesome! Vlad The Impainer ... ahem...

Posted on 05.04.09 03:25 AM by The_Probe

OH NO... YOU DIDN'T....OH MY GOD...IT'S COMING.... CAN YOU FEEL IT..... YOU AN CUT THE TENSION WITH A SAWZ ALL...

WARNING.....WARNING.....WARNING.....WARNING....WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...

(LOUD BEEPS AND SIRENS GOING OFF, LIGHTS FLASHING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...

WARNING..DANGER IS IMMINENT..
DANGER.............DANGER.............DANGER

SIRENS BLARING..LOUD BEEPING BUZZING (LIKE ON LOST, IN THE HATCH WHEN THEY DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON EVERY 108 MINUTES)

WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...WARNING...

IT'S CONFIRMED!

RADAR SHOWS A INBOUND NUCLEAR BOMB HEADED THIS WAY.......
(OPENS EMERGENCE SHUT DOWN MANUAL)

STEP 1: CONTACT "OBSCURED"
STEP 2: SEE COMMENT BY LUCAS AND LOGAN
STEP 3: SHOW OBSCURED COMMENTS....

WARNING.....WARNING.....WARNING

Posted on 05.04.09 03:38 AM by Hello Hello

@TonyB

How am I complaining about other's ideas? I'm not, I support most of your ideas, I said nothing about ideas from any of you. When we say "ideas" we aren't talking about the polls, the actual characters. Sure they deliver us fine, but I remember a while ago, someone wanted a hot black chick. We want Captain Qwark, A Hot Black Chick, and Bruce Cambell (I think that's how it's spelled) All of these ideas are possible, Peter Griffin, be realistic. TonyB, you were one of the guys from the Peter fight weren't you? Also, remember, don't tlk smack about things you don't understand Wink

Posted on 05.04.09 03:45 AM by Logan

I wasn't complaining about Pain, all of you know I treasure this game, I just have a lot of ideas that get passed up sometimes. It's no offense to any of you (exception to TonyB Wink ) and I love the ideas that Pain comes up with, if Travis or Coker, if any of you are offended i'm sorry. I had some great ideas that got passed up, not even talked about. I have to say I came up with the geek thing about 5 topics ago.

1. Plaid shirt with flying pocket protector, pens, glasses, and inhaler.
2. More of a Darth Vader or Star Trek based costume, Star Trek would be more based on Spock.
3. McDonald's(Fast Food) based costume.

It;s not that I'm displeased about content or anything along the lines of that, it's just that I feel ignored, Travis and Coke, you comment about everyone else's ideas, but between my Geek, to my Knight, to my Godfather idea. I just feel ignored, I don't complain about much, sure I complained about the Peter, ONE TIME, you all have complained too. If they do do a Painsylvania, they should make Count Dracula unlcockable, maybe a Werewolf too. Again sorry guys if I offended any of you, it's just personal.

Posted on 05.04.09 03:53 AM by Logan

Oh God, just leave poor Peter Griffin alone already, we've all moved on... lol..

Posted on 05.04.09 03:53 AM by deadhead19420

@deadhead19420

Obviously not, look at TonyB.

Posted on 05.04.09 04:03 AM by Logan

I like the PAiNsylvania idea. I think that would be cooler than a -24 degree day wearing nuthin but a racoon hat, tightywhities and boots... that was kinda off topic and very disturbing but anyway you get the picture.


Now for one of my ideas...

I think... Wait... yes, yah i got one...



A GIANT SKATEPARK LEVEL! Like camp woodward or sumsing. There could be skaters and BMXers and it could be complete chaos!!!!!! And instead of camp woodward it could be camp woodturd. And when you buy it it could come with tony hawks 2nd cousin (not really), Mike Hawk (get it? say it fast and you should).

Posted on 05.04.09 04:10 AM by zdjhg

I'm proud of myself on that one. I could't come up with a good idea to save my life! =)

Posted on 05.04.09 04:13 AM by zdjhg

@zdjhg,
LOL! Mike Hawk: Mi-KeHawk: My Kawk!

Posted on 05.04.09 04:29 AM by Al3xX_420

@z

That would be pretty fres. Lots of chaos.

@Haskell
Good idea too. I thought of Pennsylvania though with the spelling & sound of it. Can't shake it either.

@Logan

Ideas get ignored all the time on this board, don't be offended. No need to be so needy. Just cause you're ignored on here, don't mean you ain't heard. They print ideas out and have meetings all the time. Then again, maybe your ideas just get cut down & made fun of. What comes around goes around.

Posted on 05.04.09 04:36 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MutilatRJuggalo

Okay, ideads get ignored, mine did, so I mentioned them a good 5 times more and nothing. And can we get this straight, I didn't make fun of Peter, I was just saying why would Pain want to do that? Sony exlcusive characters, celebrities, and original characters make up Pain, not cartoon stars.

Posted on 05.04.09 05:07 AM by Logan

@Travis:

I agree with deadhead's out of reach trigger crates in the tractor beam thingy... I just had a 700+ game that was ended due to the fact that all 4 triggers that were left were out of reach in that tractor beam. Earlier in the run I managed to blow one up by grabbing one of those purple boxes and dragging it over by the tractor beam and dropping it down there, but was not able to recreate it once I had multiple down there. Also, when they're out of reach, you don't seem to be able to blow a nearby crate up to trigger it. There was a stack of 6 crates in the beam, I hit one of them, and none of the others blew up. Is this intentional?

Posted on 05.04.09 05:50 AM by Patrick

oh, and my proposed solution to the trigger crate problem there... have the crates carried by the 'lift' thingy, so that they float up, then pop out the top (like you do). that, or have a slanted floor that they'll slide out from there on, but the problem with that is, other shrapnel you take in there will accumulate around the base of it making it hard to get into.

Posted on 05.04.09 05:52 AM by Patrick

@Logan

You are prolly the most ANNOYING person ever to learn how to type!!!!

LEAVE IT BE.....You just don't know when to shut the hell up.

EVERYONE is tired of reading your comments of Peter.

We get it, you think that it would ruin PAIN.

NO ONE AGREES SO GO SAY IT TO SOMEONE WHO DOES!

If ANY character from ANY cartoon, like simpsons or ATHF or even an actual sitcom like three's company would come to PAIN, it would only make PAIN that much more enjoyable to play. Not a single thing could make PAIN NOT PAIN!!!!!

NOTHING. Period.

So please please please shut up and either have something worth saying or stop posting.

~GOD

Ps.
I get ignored on here alot...one question in particular,
Why can't I see the ppl I play against in online PAIN in the Players Met option on the XMB???

Guess what? Even tho I was ignored, they still listened and fixed it.

So...stop crying and be patient.

Posted on 05.04.09 06:44 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

Wow, anyways, I can't believe that you say that anything can be Pain, wow, that is very blindsighted of you. Do you not see the originality in Pain? Between Nigel and Kenneth, to The Hoff to Santa?

Anyways about that subject, I keep trying to drop the subject, but you guys just keep bringing it back up. Everytime.

Also, many people wanted that XMB thing to be fixed, many people, I know because I was one of them. You weren't the only one.

Again, that whole ignored thing. It's not the actual problem, it's that Travis and Coke quote almost everybody here about their ideas, but nothing on me. They release the cool content and I will buy it, I just would like to actually be spoken too. Not in the sense that you guys keep bringing up the Peter thing and I have to try to say something that you will understand why I don't want Peter and you guys are just blinded by fan-boyism! Or fan-girlism! There you go, have any problems with me now? Deal with it and keep your mouth shut.

P.S. On a lighter note, why do you guys have to use language to sound serious? I live in Chicago, I hear that stuff walking across the streets a good 15 times. Just talk normally and have some sense, you guys look like morons sometimes with the language, not all of you of corse and this is directed to no one.

Posted on 05.04.09 07:17 AM by Logan

ugh.

@Travis

Any thoughts on the possibility of a nighttime "spooky" environment as Haskell and myself/others have suggested?

And the trigger crate issues in MS and Area69?

Those are the two items I would love an answer to.

Posted on 05.04.09 07:25 AM by deadhead19420

woooot , just scored 40 mill on afterglow 3rd in the list , is it eu or world ....lee67 over and out

Posted on 05.04.09 07:30 AM by

@Logan - You are ignored because you say stupid things. So now I will ignore you as well. And I'll give you 10 bucks if you can find more than 2 or 3 times I've used any foul language on this board. And as far as looking like a moron, you are just proving yourself to be a DOOSH. I'm tired of arguing with kids...go away.

@lee67 - Nice run!

Posted on 05.04.09 08:37 AM by TonyB

@TonyB

Why would I wany two-three bucks? I have a job. And again with the harsh words, kids are on these forums too, way to expose them to the new colorful language of morons.

Posted on 05.04.09 08:40 AM by Logan

Ima go out on a limb and guess that "Do you really want to hurt me" is coming out this week.
Even though it's probably not.

Posted on 05.04.09 08:44 AM by Rob

@Rob

I really want that to come out too, same with the Scurv Dogg song.

Posted on 05.04.09 08:45 AM by Logan

Can I just ask one question to some of you? Why are you slamming on me? I did nothing to you before, why pick on me? And I personally don't care if I get ignored by you guys, no offense, it's just that you guys are gaining up on me 3-to-1 at least.

Posted on 05.04.09 09:05 AM by Logan

@anyone

please dont flame me for this as i know this is going to sound stupid... but what exactly is a trigger crate? i hear you guys talk about it all the time and its bin bugging me for a while... whats it look like? what happens if i hit it? how do you find it? any help would be great... thanx in advance.

Posted on 05.04.09 09:41 AM by joseph

@joseph
Trigger crates are only present in Platinum FWE. The appear every 15 exploded crates. When exploded they have bonus crates appearing. They appear in random locations.

Tim

Posted on 05.04.09 10:08 AM by THitter

@rob - Have you heard it in the class reunion? Classic spot for that tune!

Posted on 05.04.09 11:24 AM by TonyB

aaaahhhhhhh... thanx Tim.

Posted on 05.04.09 11:51 AM by joseph

As I stepped away, the 2 Nuclear Warheads I was launching are still fully intact, as it is in a holding pattern circling above...waiting for the next command to come.

Now while Obscured hasn't been in so far, he has failed his duty because he LEFT his post, and wasn't at his Post when the warning sirens and horns went off, he sh oulda launched his SCUD missle and deflect the thermonuclear warhead which is aimed at:
Our BRAND SPANKIN NEW, NEWBS!! OUR VERY SPECIAL GUESTS OF HORROR.. I MEAN HONOR, mmmm No HORROR was right on the money...... and while I could EASILY. AND I MEAN EASILY, UNLEASH THE FULL FORCE OF MY HOUNDS OF HELL UPON THOU..
WITH GREAT PRIDE I YELL OUT...

"TonyB... Nice..very NICE!!!!! you made me proud co cheese!

I could very easily just pounce, trounce and just go OFF on Lucas AND Logan for those, and mutually greed upon, COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS, INANE, NEWBIE ORIENTED MORONIC STATEMENTS

But I sit here thinking..do I? Should I? Hmmmm..oh it's sooooooo tempting..lol

Logan.. 1st change your name because your not WORTHY of that name. There is only 1 Logan, and he's got 3 Adamantium Claws on each hand, and if HE was here reading what you have repeated over and over again in your pathetic jealousy ladened "LOOK AT ME TRAVIS AND COKER, and more importantly, ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!! postings, HE would WANT to die lol

Tony B.. NICE DUDE!

Posted on 05.04.09 15:36 PM by Hello Hello

@Logan

Whatever you post here on out, well, will not matter to me bcuz I too am joining Tball in the logan boycott.

First, let me point out that Hoff....is not 'original' pain content. He is a real person & each of his costumes are from his TV personas. What I'm getting at, is they introduced him into pain straight off the tv and he made an EXELLENT addition to the game. When I DL'ed him...pain DID NOT turn into a knight rider game nor did it turn into a baywatch game. It was still pain. Nothing changed except now I was able to fling a celebrity into exploding crates and spank my monkey with a celebrity hand. If Idol Minds decided to put Carl from aqua teen in pain, (which they should), I would play pain twice as much, merely bcuz carl is a funny mofo! If they were to put ANY character from either Family Guy or American Dad...I would play pain ten times as much. Not bcuz it would be a 'Seth Mcfarlane' game but bcuz it would be a blast to use characters I love in a game I love. Plain n simple.

Posted on 05.04.09 15:40 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Ok, that got kinda screwed up, but it's 4:30am, my feet are killing me, my knees are shot and everytime I have to crouch down to pick something up if it fell to the floor I wanna scream, my meds aren't doing sh!t and my back is FUKKING KILLING ME.. and now I'm cranky.

Anyway, ENOUGH of the HEY TRAVIS WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME, AND ACKNOWLEDGE ME GOD DAMMIT WHINY ASS BULLSH!T

JESUS H CHRIST, PLEASE JUST STFU..Seriously, I read those posts over n over again, besides being really funkin moronic, YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. There are how many people in this board? A few hundred, a few thousand and NOT EVERYONE HAS THEIR QUESTIONS ANSWERED, NOR HAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON GET REPLIED TOO.

and while you may THINK your idea deserves to be acknowledged here on THIS BOARD, or actually have it MADE, as it was already said, they DO print out OUR ideas the WE Submit and Travis and Co. DO IN FACT GO VOER OUR IDEAS....And while YOU may THINK it is good, it's very possible, and maybe evidently, it is NOT, or it is not possible to be made..

They CANNOT AND WILL NOT ANSWER EVERY SINGLE COMMENT, QUESTION, REQUEST AND SO FORTH FROM EVERYONE HERE.

UNLESS OF COURSE IT'S ME, JUGGZ, TONYB, GOD420, RHET, DEADHEAD, NUF AND A FEW SELECT OTHERS LOL

I will NOT retype or post how many things WE have asked for, that Travis, Coker etc., HAVE ACTUALLY IMPLEMENTED because THAT list would be Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

So BACK to more important things.. MY AWESOMELY NEW, CREATED ON THE SPOT IDEA, for

"PAINsylvania......or even
"TransylPAINya....(hmm, or a variety of)

Trounce-nnd-PAINya...(nah)


Gotta get off of here..I'm gonna collapse..ttyl

And please, NO MORE OF THIS LOOK AT ME CRAP..

Haskell-tired-and-shot-o

Posted on 05.04.09 15:56 PM by Hello Hello

I am TOTALLY for the TransylPAINya idea.....
TRAVIS, COKER, DAVE....
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!

Posted on 05.04.09 16:06 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

anyone tell me why my psn name doesnt come out on this post ?????

PSN Leeli67

Posted on 05.04.09 17:57 PM by

you're the invisible man

Posted on 05.04.09 18:14 PM by Uganja

@Ron

Okay, has David Hasselhoff been used in any other game? No. So therefore he is original. I'm done with all of you, I tried to drop this about four times but you guys just have to keep it going, good job for polluting our forums.

@Hello Hello
Okay, I really don't care, I tried shutting up and you had to open your mouth, I'm done with all of you morons! On forums and stuff they would actually be nice to you and explain, but you guys are just morons who cuss at me and others, I'll be rooting you on Pain, but these morons, not so much.

Posted on 05.04.09 19:20 PM by Logan

Anyone else having issues with the connection error. I seem to be able to connect with anyone else in the world, but to have an online game with my brother in law, who lives about 5 miles away from me, is impossible. We have both tried and set up a game after game only to get the "cannot connect" message. We have the same internet company, and we both have the same high speed cable connection. Very frustrating, even after playing Bweeg yesterday, who stated that the connection issue was addressed in the last patch.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.04.09 19:26 PM by Rick

I think you should all really wash your mouths off with soap, they are getting a little dirty. Wink
I'll stop bye to ask questions for Travis, Coke, and Dave, but I'm not going to waste my time explaining reasons to these "people", even that's using the term loosely. Go Pain!

Posted on 05.04.09 19:27 PM by Logan

Can anyone point me to a list of the ingame trophies (NOT XMB ones) for PAIN on the internet?

I can find one for Downtown but the internet doesn't seem too keen to tell the ones in Movie Studio, Abusement Park or Sore Sports.

Posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.04.09 19:50 PM by

stop it you lot , Banging on about the Characters in pain, their fine ........im 3rd in afterglow...."SO MUCH PAIN IT TOOK MY NAME"

Leeli67

Posted on 05.04.09 20:01 PM by

Please Mr Travis dont reset the leaderboard....Leeli67

Posted on 05.04.09 20:06 PM by

@Leeli67: You have to set your nickname on you playstation.com account.

@Haskell: That would be awesome dude!

@Travis: No plat is okay, I'm still getting the game though! I'm never gonna unpack it though but I'll own it. Any news on merchandise? Oh yeah and one more thing:

PLEASE MAKE A COMMENTS RSS FEED!!!!

While my phone is perfectly capable of going online, I would kill for the comments as rss feed. Sometimes I go for like a day without checking the board and it takes me HOURS to catch up, a rss feed would solve that Smile

Posted on 05.04.09 20:19 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ronisgod
omfg... carl is the effing funniest dood ever in animation... he would be perfect for this game... so many great lines can be used when you launch him... i dont need no instructions to know how to rock... i put 2 and 2 together and decided that your pissin me off... so many great line.

@logan
damn man are you insecure or something? you sound like my girlfriend... i mean really grow up man... what are you 3 years old? like every 3rd post is you grumbling on like a school girl... and guess what... i started that peter griffin thing and 99.9% of everyone liked it cept you and your flawed logic... so could you please zip it so travis and coke dont miss any good ideas by getting lost in your sea of tears... later.

Posted on 05.04.09 21:46 PM by joseph

@TonyB
you put '' I'm tired of arguing with kids...go away.''
hey man im a kid lol , but i dont argue with you so thats good , i just enjoy being ahead of you in Mad Science PAINful , you seen juggz score ? 1.22 , i was like OMFG

Posted on 05.04.09 22:04 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Have you added the ability to chnage characters on the launcher yet? Until that happens, my group is done playing.

Posted on 05.05.09 06:01 AM by Leetfoo

The song is in the reunion, sure. But I still want an mp3.

And I'm with ya on the Scurv Dogg theme.

Posted on 05.05.09 06:55 AM by Conrad

Too bad Idol Minds hates their fans too much to ever give us an mp3... Yep, I guess we'll NEVER get it...

Posted on 05.05.09 06:59 AM by Conrad

I haven't asked for this recently, but any chance of implimenting the PS3 Screenshot function? I know there has been a response to this in the past but I don't believe the idea was shot down, just not something they were looking at to add, was it?

Does anybody else miss multiple launch locations? Movie Studio spoiled me for ways to attack things. By the way, I think the female scientists outfit would make a great second costume for Ginger. Nurse to Scientist isn't a huge stretch...

@homerjnick
I don't have access to the game at the moment but you bring up a good point. Information on PAIN beyond Downtown and new DLC annoucements are minimal at best outside of this site. I checked Gamefaqs and saw the only faq on the game is about Spank the Monkey! Anybody want to create and submit a more thorough faq to try and get the word out?

@Logan
One quick look over wikipedia shows that the Hoff played a small role in the game Red Alert 3 just last year which happened to release a few weeks before his appearance in PAIN.

@Conrad
Reverse psychology? That may just work! Idol Minds hates us so much they won't ever release any more of the games soundtrack on the store. No Scurv Dogg song, not the loading screen music, not the Beaverzilla tune, not anything. Wink

Posted on 05.05.09 08:33 AM by pick-e

@Travis

Again.

Win/Loss would be helpfull if displayed for online profiles.

A scoreboard for FWE online of top number of crates would be a great way to gauge skill levels.

Posted on 05.05.09 08:51 AM by THitter

@All

Just logged into online and all stats appear to have been reset.
Anyone else seeing this?

Tim

Posted on 05.05.09 09:14 AM by THitter

@All

Addendum.
Played one game of FWE where the player disconnected before I finished my first launch and my FWE skill level is back to 100.
Everything else is at zero but number of games played.

Posted on 05.05.09 09:25 AM by THitter

@Thitter...

too bad, was looking forward to bringing my skill back to 100. Nothing like 90 Disco's and 4-5 real matches to crank that skill level back up.

And I agree with previous statements.... I would like to see my win-loss average.

Posted on 05.05.09 10:16 AM by Patrick

Whatever, I'm just done with you, I am willing to say I'm sorry, and how could they find anything in the sea of tears, all you guys do is cuss and pick on me. Again, I'm sorry, I am the man with the bigger balls so I will say I'm sorry, now all you guys have to do is forgive me and be the equal amount of man.

Posted on 05.05.09 10:41 AM by Logan

@All, what is the average # of crates in SS FWE that you are getting? I feel it is a little bit harder than the others to rack up the high #'s, but just as fun with the new environment.

@Patrick, did you get the MT painful score u needed to get platinum. I tossed that mime until my fingers almost bled and finally got a 1:44.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.05.09 10:42 AM by Rick

@cronos1515

Online SS FWE - 40's

Posted on 05.05.09 11:23 AM by THitter

Okay, I know my post didn't say sorry enough, so I say it again to all my fellow forum member, I'm sorry for everything.

Anyways, I know LBP has got the Patapon costume, I know it's a 2D game, so why not make your fist 2D character? Maybe make him have an axe or bow and it drops and hits people the same, except it's 2D, it may be hard, but it's new. I know flipping and twirling would be hard, but actually make him 2D and fly like Paper. Thoughts ideas?

Also, how come you guys haven't made a robot character yet? I know it's not original for a robot to be in a game, but, how about you make him like a Terminator and make him Pink? Have latches on his shoulders that pop up with rows of missles that fly out like cherry bombs,I need help with the sayings, but I think he could be cool.

Also, that Travis and Coke thing not reading sounded stupid because I know these guys pay attention to the community and us. Sorry to you too Travis and Coke.

Posted on 05.05.09 11:41 AM by Logan

I got an Idea instead of all the bickering lets try something constructive.
There seems to be about 30 people who post here and maybe 15 regularly and i don't know how many people just lurk and read all this crap we keep arguing about.

Lets get a better sense of who and where we are
maybe everybody post there age and what cith they live in with there psn id

Cable___Guy
San Francisco
29

Posted on 05.05.09 11:42 AM by Todd

damm misspelled city

Posted on 05.05.09 11:42 AM by Todd

RONSGOD

WI. Dells

666

Posted on 05.05.09 11:56 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Conrad's right you guys. Let's face it. Idol Minds HATES us. That's why they delayed AP, MS, and bunny Kenneth. Who ever thinks they'll release the Scurv Dogg theme or "Do you really wanna hurt me" couldn't be more wrong.

Posted on 05.05.09 11:57 AM by Rob

There is a Scurv Dogg theme though. Anyways okay, Todd is right.

Ouroboros64
Chicago, IL.
43

Posted on 05.05.09 12:01 PM by Logan

Also, Idol Minds, will you guys ever make a full forum? You know with news, discussion, fan favs, and everything?

Posted on 05.05.09 12:04 PM by Logan

....or 23...whatever you humans want to believe.

I was just thinking about an idea I had a ways back & I would still like to see it implemented even more-so on sore spots.

How about a hidden objectives mode. You start off knowing that you have to knock the big alien off of his throne atop the command center but directly hitting him would result in a penalty. (I know there isn't an alien in a throne atop the command center but for inventive purposes...there is!) You have to figure what trigger object you have to hit first.

It could go up in difficulty kinda how crate-tastic does. You start off with it easy, a two-object chain reaction & then three & four & so on. Would make a DAMN fine multiplayer mode as well. Who can find the trigger object first.

Posted on 05.05.09 12:15 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Logan - Please don't make the mistake of letting the minions of the InterWebz get to you. While we're in a "happy time” right now because we just release Sore Spots, Travis, Jeff, Dave, me, as well as Sony and Idol Minds in general have taken PLENTY of heat from the people on this site. If I took any of it personally, I’d probably have quit my job and become a hermit by now, but that’s not how I roll. Here’s the fact: One of the saddest things about the WebberNetz is that pretty much EVERYONE – myself included, I must admit – thinks they’re smarter, cooler, and more of a badass when they’re behind a keyboard. You just happen to be the Marty McFly of the moment, and Biff and his crew are stuffing you in the locker. Pretty soon, we’ll all be talking about the Museum and all this drama will be forgotten. You’ve had plenty of cool input here, and I dig having you around. If nothing else, I hope that counts for something.

Everyone else – Although Travis and I have the ability to delete posts, ban users and all that jazz, we don’t really want to have to be parents on this site. You all are intelligent enough to discuss and disagree as much as you like because that’s a healthy thing for the community and for the game. Clearly, you can do that without being offensive or belittling people. “But Coke, I wasn’t doing anythi-“ STOP! If you’re taking personal jabs or stepping on toes and somebody’s not feeling it, just let it go. We’re the people who make one of the illest games around (and yes, you guys DO make the game, too), and there are plenty of more important and constructive things that can be talked about here (like how cool I am and stuff like that….). One the real though, let’s kill the noise. We’ve got a new environment, more characters, more Modes, and more celebs to work on. Between that and ripping Sore Spots apart, I KNOW y’all can occupy your time giving us praise and hate.

Coke

Posted on 05.05.09 12:16 PM by Jason Coker

...AMEN

What he said. I would have said something like Chill the EFF out... which is generally why I don't like to call people out. I need supervision.

Posted on 05.05.09 12:30 PM by travis williams

THitter (pronounced T Hitter)

Plainsboro, NJ

52

Posted on 05.05.09 12:33 PM by THitter

@NUFCRULE - Yes I saw Juggs time... It's just sick...

Posted on 05.05.09 12:45 PM by TonyB

@Travis and Coke

Thanks, and Coke, it actually did help a lot, but I think we are over this completely.

Also did you say Museum, as in like, memories, or new enviorment. Some of us talked about a museum way back (myself included) talked about a museum. Even if you guys did come up with that, can I have my moment Laughing? Is this an enviorment or a metaphor?

Posted on 05.05.09 13:04 PM by Logan

Logan - The next environment's a Museum. The People spoke, and that's how we roll.

Posted on 05.05.09 13:18 PM by Jason Coker

Oh, I came up with some cool sayings for the Pink Terminator, I was thinking of calling him TAR (terrible arsenal of rust), and maybe you could make him lose all of his parts.

Okay, when I mean lose parts, I want him to lose his Jaw and maybe a leg and forearm when he hits something, I still like the idea of a row of three missles (cherry bomb effect) that slide up and fall all over the place when brought up. Red eyes, and some bolts on the side of his head.

Okay when flying I thought he could say this...

"I'm lean and I'm...I'm...lean."
"Termin-*coughs*, that's so sterotype!"
"Your going to beat the tar out of TAR!?"
"Ugh, I still smell like Dog pee!"

When he hits thing...
"Ohhh, my nuts and bolts."
"Ugh, I'll kill you for this."
"Owwwww! I think I broke something, oh wait, no, I broke something."
"Whoops, I think I oiled myself."

I was thinking for poses...
First, I thought the R2 X could be something like maybe he could starting spinning the upperpart of his body around while saying "Weeeee"

Second, Maybe the R2 O could be him doing a little cat slap thing.

Third, Maybe the Triangle could be him doing the robot.

Lastly, the Square button could be him throwing out his arm and making a little machine-gun sound with his tongue.

Does he sound cool to any of you?

Posted on 05.05.09 13:20 PM by Logan

Logan - You need help. You're a sick, twisted individual with a bizarre sense of humor.
....no wonder you're in the PAIN fam!

Posted on 05.05.09 13:35 PM by Jason Coker

@Jason

Thanks, I learned by watching the best. Laughing
Okay, now I love these forums.

Posted on 05.05.09 13:45 PM by Logan

Coker... wassup dude!
Travis, where ya be?

I scrolled above, and down, but I have not seen you, or Travis make a comment on my awesomely GREAT, amazingly FUN filled nightmares and horror from
Haskell Titanus Maximus.


PAINsylvania!

(I will be posting more goodies for it in a few minutes btw)

Posted on 05.05.09 14:08 PM by Hello Hello

@Hello Hello

If there could be two areas, one of a little dark age town theme and you can see Dracula's Castle in the backround, then go to Dracula's castle and you have to open his coffin to unlcok Dracula. It's got some serious Pain potential.

Posted on 05.05.09 14:22 PM by Logan

I like TransylPAINya, NOT PAINsylvania.... Smile

Posted on 05.05.09 14:49 PM by deadhead19420

Jason Coker, you are cool.

Posted on 05.05.09 15:02 PM by Joe

@Joe

When has he not been cool?

Posted on 05.05.09 15:41 PM by Logan

@Coke

So the next enviorment is a museum, is there going to be a fish exhibit, swim with the sharks Pain style! You guys should but an Easter Island head in because your mark...is an easter head...it would be cool.

Posted on 05.05.09 15:44 PM by Logan

Detroit, MI

35



@Logan, You were being whiny, but we still love ya. TAR sounds cute, but doesn't feel right.

@Eddie, I like Painsilvainia, daytime historic Pennsylvania, night spooky Transylvania.

@RIG, Your mode sounds like a good addition, but I think the initial idea was you know your target, but you don't know the next one till after you hit the current one. Just a random start would be to similar to H&C, but have the first one unknown then having to ooch to the next that you don't know until after you've hit the first sounds good.
Just my thoughts.

Posted on 05.05.09 15:44 PM by srart

@srart
How am I whiny?
Anyways, TAR would be a lot better if Coke or Travis did and revised him, even if they didn't take him for the game, if they developed it to his potential, he would be cool.

Posted on 05.05.09 15:59 PM by Logan

Some of you people in here have disturbed the godly PAINmakers. I like to revert to an old saying that my dad kept telling me before he died...."thos who live in glass houses, should not cast stones"....We as a community should not be so harsh to the team at idol minds...after all...if they did not make it..we would not have come!!!

It's pretty sad that some of us act like the littlest of children when we don't get what we want....but face the facts people...you've grown up and need to stop and think before you speak...er...type!!!!

I have had my up's and my downs with this game...from the beginning on launch day to now...I've aggreed and disagreed with travis, but I've never disrespected the crew....learn to respect thy neighbors...and if not...don't say a damn thing.

Travis, Jason and the rest of the crew...you all deserve a tip of the ol' hat....you've make one hellofa' game here...and I look forward to what you come up with in the future....and thank you for taking all of the crap the "whiners" dish out to you.

Posted on 05.05.09 16:04 PM by THEfireman

@THEfirman
Really? You had to rbing that up. Can you see we moved beyond that, we are now sharing ideas and commentary on Pain and it's crew. Can we just talk about museums and ideas beyond this point?

Posted on 05.05.09 16:11 PM by Logan

Tempe, AZ
29



@UK - So, how is Ded Baron?
I assume you have him already?

Posted on 05.05.09 17:09 PM by qb2bTheReaper

First off - anyone who say's these guy's don't listen to us is pretty clueless. You aren't going to find this much ongoing interaction between player/developer anywhere. Period.
And how many times has anyone played an online match against the very brainchild - the sickest of the sicko's - the very person who originally took his primordial idea of tossing a ragdoll character into traffic and whatnot, and played HIS game online with him? If you said 'zero' you are correct.

I was hosting a MS FWE game a couple of weeks ago and who enters my game but none other than BunnyPuncher. That's PAIN's creator - Jeff Litchford, as most of you know. We played 1 match and afterwards he was obliging enough to hang out and chit chat. Very cool cat this guy and I was given an excellent and comprehensive 'audible tour' of much of PAIN's pre-history.
I had no idea that the concept was introduced way back in '05'. Also, in one of it's earliest demonstrations - before PS3 was even out I believe, at a game makers convention of sorts, PAIN took 'best of show' against some real heavy hitters of the time.
And some of the ideas that were tossed around for different types of launchers. Oh. My. God. Just absolutely hilarious concepts that were solid gold man.
And Travis certainly knows about that 'ride' that didn't quite make it into AP. You know... the big purple one with the... well, I guess they had to draw the line somewhere!

My point is these guys read this board all the time. They've implemented many ideas that came directly from players here. The biggest and most important of these has to be the online rollout. That was huge. I was having problems in AP with the Hot and Cold mode. I explained how the game was ending even when you had bonus time left. They fixed it.( Now if only the trigger crate issue in MS could be remedied - but they are trying).
While they cannot comment and respond to every single request or idea that we put out there, they make a hell of an effort to try and put a dent in the mountain. And just because you feel your idea is all kick ass, maybe it's not to them. They have to look at things very carefully when they determine 'what could work' in the game.
At times between content releases it seems they are nowhere to be found. But we know now when there is silence on the board, there is madness and more PAIN being created for us in the studios. So it's all goodness.

The mother of all delays was definitely AP. Those were some rough months back then. Relationships deteriorated. Divorces occured. Much discontent and flaming balls of accusations and hate were hurled their way. And they took it quite well.

But these guy's have been on fire since then and have pretty much delivered almost every promise made to us. Not all of them of course, but all I know is I have enough PAIN to last me a while. It's kind of scary. I've been playing PAIN well over a year now and cannot recall a single second where I thought 'hmm, I think I'm getting tired of this'. And we still aren't done? Jeez. Sorry 'other games' - I'll play some of ya for a goof, but right now and for the forseeable future, my heart belongs to PAIN! Besides, you other games are mostly just forgettable, sloppy one nighters. They just don't know how to push my buttons!

Sore Spots is a great new addition. Nice work PAIN team.

Peace

Posted on 05.05.09 17:22 PM by obscured

That was heartwarming.

Posted on 05.05.09 17:25 PM by Logan

Greetings All,

Seems some character and level ideas are starting to fly again. I think I'll add one to the pot:

How about a manufacturing plant?
You could have a warehouse area with racks of material and forklifts running around.
An overhead office with a cubicle farm and a cafeteria.
The production floor could be stuffed with ceiling fans, conveyor belts, robotic arms swinging all around and overhead cranes moving at various heights. On the line could be an oddly shaped unfinished chassis (more on that later).
There could be a shipping/receiving area with a plastic wrap machine spinning away, and a truckload of explosives being delivered at the dock (of course the explosives would go off if anyone entered the truck, shooting the unfortunate sap back across the plant).
A maintenance area with a broken robotic arm that acts as a pinball flipper on anyone that goes into the area.
And for anyone who can survive the gauntlet and make it to the other end of the assembly line, you get to discover what this plant is building:
GIANT ROBOTIC TATIS ARMED FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

Ahem. What do ya think?
-Heh

Posted on 05.05.09 17:56 PM by Cavefish

*kicks dirt*
Just... Trying to use reverse psychology...

Posted on 05.05.09 18:09 PM by Rob

@travis or coke

yo guys i was wondering... would it be possible to add new ingame achievements for the old environments and modes? i think it would add sooo much more life to them... you know actually give me a reason to keep going back to single player dt ap and ms... also how bout a online section of the ingame trophy room? like how darts and fortress have them... that would be cool... im not worried about online psn trophies... i have a feeling they will eventually be out but the ingame trophies are what makes this game great because they just seem way more creative and challenging... yay? nay?

@obscured

well said

@logan

i just wanna say my bad for my comment to you... i was just getting irritated by all the posts but i shouldn't act like that... its just not me... and if your gonna put a robot in pain... its gotta be bender from futurama. later.

Posted on 05.05.09 18:35 PM by joseph

decepticreep13
philadelphia
30

Posted on 05.05.09 18:37 PM by joseph

I know Rob, I your dastardly plot. These guy's are pretty smart so you have to be a bit more sinister to get in their heads. Good luck with that!

@Cavefish - When someone describes their vision of a PAIN environment and you can actually picture it in action somewhat - it's a good idea. Very PAIN-able indeed.

@Haskell - Yours too. I'd go with the TransylPAINya spelling but all in all a solid idea. Oh and as far as me not being at my post when the doodoo was flyin' well... I had full trust that my comrades could cover for me. And they did. TonyB gets a purple heart. P.S. - Way to hold tongue and show restraint Haskell, I know you had some ammo to unload but only fired over the bow. Good soldiering.

@TheProbe aka Atomic Turd - Hows about when you raise the bar - raise it maybe only a hundred million or so at a time eh. Jeesh! You pretty much learned me to be content with 2nd place at the most! Nice PAIN'n dude.

Posted on 05.05.09 18:45 PM by obscured

@Rob - I meant to say I didn't mean to foil your dastardly plot...

Posted on 05.05.09 18:48 PM by obscured

Eh..

@ Obscured
Sure, NOW your back at his post...did you NOT hear the sirens.. the alarms going off..just when I needed ya the most......sigh............

What, did you go on location to check out my PAINsylvania or TrancylPAINya locations?

And except for the playing with Jeff, and hearing stories...you pretty much have summed up what I've been saying for 18 months.

There is NO other web site like this one,
The access we have is truly unprecedented, and the give and take between US, the players of the game, and the actual creators of the game, on a continued daily basis, has reached a plateau UNHEARD of in gaming.

It's level that is so rare, it's really never been breached. While we may not get paid, we are as every bit important, and in some ways, even more important because we do have that give and take day in, day out with them.

We are hundreds of players playing it, giving feedback on what's good, bad etc.,compared to how ever many people work in their offices doing the same things as everyone here does.

It's unprecedented and that is the real "joy" so to speak. Now I cannot say what Travis, or Coker would say, or anyone else for that matter, but for me personally, it's a real joy, an honor and a huge funkun privelage to be apart of it.

And I'm damn proud of the things I have been able to contribute to the game, and who knows, maybe even some of them may be used in this game, or another game down the line tha the make.

But, out of all that, do you really want to know what is even sweeter then that?

What's even sweeter then anything Obscured said, or I just said?

It's knowing that since most of us got here from day 1, the Core Mutants so to speak, and for the many who have joined up since...

...it's the 100% ABSOLUTE FACT, that 18 months later, we are still here, and still giving our ideas to them because we have earned Travis' and Cokers RESPECT.

They earned my Respect, and I'm sure other peoples Respect long, long ago, because they WANT to hear from US, and they WANT to give us what WE WANT.

They TRUST us and respect us enough to to ASK US what WE want, and they LISTEN to US, and GIVE us what WE WANT!if it is possible.

Christ, they have shown US so much RESPECT it would make others puke!

Count Haskula...

Posted on 05.05.09 19:25 PM by Hello Hello

Alright, two great ideas in a row!

Cavefish, your factory idea sounds excellent! I used to work at a factory to pay my way through college, the irony of it all is I made more money there then I do now, lol. Anyway I can totally see a Pain environment in a factory, sounds like loads of fun! I can think of a couple supervisors that I'd like to launch too (or throw).

and...

Joseph, I was just about to request more in-game trophies in old environments! Since I pretty much finished all of the new ones last night. Except for two: The one where you have to hit the rat poison while still getting a medal in Mad Science (which I haven't tried yet) and the Punt Ball one (I've TRIED it but I just haven't figured it out yet, I got close a couple of times but I was just getting lucky [or ALMOST lucky]). Annnnyway, I finished the old environment's trophies a long time ago and would love to have some new ones. It would keep the old enviros fresh. I loooove doing trick shots. Trophies like Hookin', Tech Savvy and Triple Klutz are the kind I like the most. I live for that stuff! Trick shots are my favorite part about Pain. We need MORE of those kind of trophies in the old enviros!

Posted on 05.05.09 20:54 PM by qb2bTheReaper

I do like Haskel's TransylPAINya idea too!

Posted on 05.05.09 20:57 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@All – Been lurkin’ and workin here on the next level and since Coke was kind enough to let you all in, I thought I would drop some tidbits…

- Multiple launchers are making the comeback for Museum. (and wait ‘till you get a look at the new Launcher <grin>Wink. That was one of the drawbacks in Sore Spots in that the areas just didn’t seem large enough to merit multiple launch positions.
- We have a new top-down camera that is “the Dog’s Bo***x!” Should make *certain* trophies easier too!
- The Concept guys have taken a crack at some of the Old Masters in the Fine Art wing. I almost fell outta my chair when I saw the one with El Chile Grande and Ginger!

@Ron – Interesting idea about the hidden objectives. Srart is right, Hot-n-Cold sorta came out of an idea similar to that. Hmmm, yours is a nice evolution of the idea.

@Cavefish – obscured is right, great idea! I think factory environments have been mentioned, but Giant Tati Robots!? Genius.

@joseph – Fresh looks at some of the old environments? Yep! On it!

And the rest – Thanks for all the feedback on Sore Spots! We definitely decided to go easier on these trophies, to give those more casual PAIN players a chance at achievements. No fear, we’ve cranked them back up a little bit in Museum. Also, that trigger crate fix is in so feel free to break it and tell us what happened.

I’ll be at E3 with a few Idol folks (along with Travis and Coke), so swing by and say ‘Hello’ if you’re about. Who knows, there might be some new PAIN stuff you haven’t seen yet…

Posted on 05.05.09 21:02 PM by Dave Walsh

All of you guys have some great ideas, I thought I'll add some more:

Objects - Sorespots added all sorts of cool objects like cacti and fire extinguishers, so here's some ideas for objects:

Magnets - from week refrigerator magnets to super strong 5 foot diameter neodymium magnets, imagine throwing one of these into a bunch of swords (magnets could go well with the museum under strongest magnet) - magnets could bring new meaning to Logan's idea of a knight and TAR.

Cats - picture this, Ao No Kutsu is flying through the air, grabs a cat - REEOOOWWW!!!! , throws terrified cat, cat looks like a seething ball of claws, lands on granny, sticks to granny by its claws, granny runs into traffic with 'FTTH'ing cat attached - any questions?

Chickens - lots of chickens, eggs too - that break.

Environments:
Big City Back Alleys - full of shady people, crime scenes, alley cats, rats, police cars with sirens roaming around

Wrestling Arena - wrestling ring with wrestlers, ring announcer, pyrotechnics galore, fans, chairs, tables.

Circus - clowns, acrobats, lions, elephants, cannons.

Ideas for Museum (especially if there's a science sector): fully destructible T-Rex skeleton, pterydactyl skeleton, scaled solar system model (be nice include Pluto), knight armor, huge throwable neodymium magnets, blocks of pure sodium (which explodes in water), Lunar lander, astronaut suits.

Posted on 05.05.09 22:50 PM by Jonathan

We have a new top-down camera that is “the Dog’s Bo***x!” Should make *certain* trophies easier too!
******************************************
DAVE, please tell me that is also going to be available in DownTown to assist with Chimney Sweep?

It is the one trophy that just gets me so mad, my wife doesn't want to hear the words Chimney Sweep ever again!

Posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.06.09 00:34 AM by

Which trigger crate fix? and when will it land? If it's supposed to have already landed, it hasn't. If it's the one about the tractor beams, freaking sweet. I've had a few 600s runs killed in SS by the inability to retrieve crates in the tractor beam, and no time left on the clock to launch and drag shrapnel into the beam for collateral damage

Posted on 05.06.09 02:02 AM by Patrick

@homerjnick, I hear u about the chimney sweep, I give it a couple of tries every time I turn the game on, have gotten 2 but then get shot to kingdom come and can't get the 3rd. I'm still tryin for the "King of Pain" trophy, chimney sweep and chimply ridiculous are the only ones I need.

Also tryin for "ninja pwn", but I just can't stand playin' Hot & Cold, very boring, feels like you aren't accomplishing anything, I have problems with using Ao No Kutsu in this mode, it starts to lag and his oochin is like playin in frozen soup and it gets frustrating when you can't ooch to get more time or to find the target bear. I've been playin hard mode and can't get more than 2 bears and have to go to something else before I throw the controller at my TV.

cronos1515
Pennsylvania/PAINsylvania (suburbs of Philadelphia)
41

Posted on 05.06.09 02:37 AM by Rick

@joseph, I don't want to start another Peter Griffin fight but I would love Bender to be in PAiN. Since Futurama is over with John DiMaggio probably has some free time. "Bite my shiny metal ass!" and "Kill all humans!" would be necessary quotes.

Posted on 05.06.09 02:50 AM by Al3xX_420

@Jonathan
LMAO!! YES DUDE...YES!!! Tossing clawing cats around would be absolutely hilarious. I've been attacked by more than a few cats in my day. Some in the face even. Clawing cats & fainting goats....PAIN CREW? Say you can make it so!!!

Posted on 05.06.09 02:57 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

MutilatoRJuggalo
27
Milwaukee, WI

Posted on 05.06.09 03:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Hello PAINdudes,

I have a couple questions about Fortress online, and was wondering if anyone else had seen some funky stuff going on there. I've been playing SoreSpots Fortress, and have noticed a few times people have launched at me, and the entire launch just happens before I have a chance to block. One second they are on their launch pad - the next my castle is in peices.

I also noticed last night that someone was able to hit the bombs sending them flying forward without grabbing them. Almost like they punched the bomb in one direction, while their character went in another direction. This caused a lot of dammage, and I wasn't able to stop either of them. While this was cool (for them) I had never seen this behavior with the bombs, and was curious if anyone else had seen this?

Lastly, I was to congratulate you all on SoreSpots. It is a lot of fun. and I love the Fortress design. The Fortress takes a lot more work to destroy with the smaller towers, and I hope you can use that kind of design idea for the future models.

Would it be possible in the future to add a Fortress designer so we can create our own personal castles using a set amount of blocks?

Keep up the great work.

Posted on 05.06.09 03:28 AM by TheBrainMachine

Thanks for creating yet another environment (Museum), guys! PAIN... the game that keeps on giving!

Posted on 05.06.09 03:30 AM by Vyrastas

@qb2bthereaper
ded baron is very good at the moment , all though his leg keeps falling off , som funny launch lines , ya no the usual

NUFCRULE
Horsham (somwhere in the south of the uk)
14

Posted on 05.06.09 04:59 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

oh guys i only jokin bout havin ded baron , SCEE havnt messed it up tht bad

Posted on 05.06.09 05:00 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Haskell – PAINsylvania actually sounds DOPE! I also thought of Pennsylvania when I first read it, and I actually had a quick flash of launching some Steelers around. I’m talking old school cats, too – Mean Joe Green, Franco Harris, Terry Bradshaw…. Those were the days.
Freakin’ awesome idea, though.

Joe – If there is actually anything cool about me, it’s that I work on a game that has the coolest community in the universe. You all have no idea how important your feedback – both positive and negative – is to us.

Obscured – We appreciate the love, man. We are nothing without you guys, though. Of course, I mean that literally and figuratively. If nobody buys our game, we don’t have jobs. That much is obvious. The more important part, as I kind of touched on in my previous comment to Joe, is that you guys help us make PAIN better. There was a time in gaming when a team could release a game and that was it – fire and forget. The age of the Internet has changed all that. As long as we’re releasing new content for PAIN, we’re obligated to keep pushing and making it a better experience for everyone who plays, and that’s what you guys help us do. We’ll never be able to implement everything you want in the game, and we won’t be able to change everything you may not like, but as I hope everyone sees, we DO listen, and we are always trying to get better.
As an Associate Producer, I couldn’t be happier with Idol Minds. They’re the perfect Developer for such a strange and unique game. Plus, they’re all pretty mentally unstable, and that helps a lot. Honestly, I say “we” a lot, but they are the ones in the trenches making the magic happen. I’m less of a cog in that machine and more of just a face of the game. ….a dead sexy, manly, chiseled face of the game. Anyway – MUCH praise is due to Idol Minds.

Cavefish – Anything with robots RULES. YES!

Rob – I knew you were trying to get us with ygolohcysp. To get to your point, you may very well be seeing some MP3s coming your way one of these days, but that’s all I can say about it for now.

Joesph – I agree that adding achievements would add some value to PAIN. We can’t, however, add any PSN trophies to old content. There’s a limit to how many trophies any given piece of content can get, so once we release something with PSN trophies, that’s it. In-game trophies (which we named prior to PSN trophies, so the names can sometimes be confusing) are something we can look into, though. Not a bad idea at all, sir. Looks like Reaper is on board, too.
For your apology to Logan, I say, “Good on you.” THAT is amazing to see. I am terribly impressed with you, sir. And I mean that.

Jonathan – T Rex skeleton in the Muesum, you say? Well, would a Likalodapus skeleton suffice?

Rick – Ooch issues with Blue Shoes (that’s the English translation of “Ao No Kutsu”)? He’s one of my favorite Oochers. Maybe try Hung Lo or Scurv instead.

TheBrainMachine – The issues you’re talking about in Fortress sound to me like the people you’re playing against have low bandwidth connections. As we’ve discussed here before, we’re tracking TONS of objects at any given moment in PAIN, and if someone doesn’t have the throughput to send all that data, you’re only going to see “chunks” in the form of spotty frames and objects suddenly appearing in different places. Whenever possible, avoid playing folks with poopy connections. Glad you’re digging Sore Spots, though.
As for a designer for Fortress, to be perfectly blunt, I seriously doubt that it will ever happen. It’s not that we don’t want to do it, but converting the design tools that Idol Minds has for use in game would require so much effort that it would completely stop the team from completing any other content for a LONG time.

Vyrastas – We like to think of ourselves as Chronic PAIN. Glad to have you aboard.

Nufcrule – I am really pleased with the way Ded Baron turned out. When he's out, I think you’re all gonna dig him.
By the way, you scared the crap out of me. I thought he was actually out in Europe for a sec. JERK! (nice one, though)

Coke

Posted on 05.06.09 06:26 AM by Jason Coker

PAIN avatars, where are yooouuuuuu....

Frown

Posted on 05.06.09 07:06 AM by Captain_Fury

Captain_Fury - I did ask about avatars, and the word I got back was that we are looking at "late summer/fall" before anything happens with them. This is COMPLETELY out of our hands. Our avatars are done and have been for months now, but until whatever changes that are coming happen, they're just sitting around collecting virtual dust. When new avatars can be released, we should be first in line to come out. Best believe I'll be rockin' one of those joints.

Posted on 05.06.09 07:14 AM by Jason Coker

HouseMorton (aka Leetfoo)
33
Dallas

We used to play the heck out of this game, but my group of gamers is too annoyed that we have to quit whatever mode we are playing to switch character models, and until we get the ability to change characters in the launcher I just can't get anyone to play this anymore... Tell me you're working on it...

Posted on 05.06.09 08:36 AM by Leetfoo

LeetFoo - We don't have the memory to spare to make that happen. As far as I know, it's impossible without a huge overhaul to the way the game is built, so it's not a change that is being worked on. I'd like to see it happen too, but some of the stuff like this that we'd like to do requires changes so big that we'll lose too much other stuff in order to make it happen.

Posted on 05.06.09 08:44 AM by Jason Coker

@Jason Coker

Since you're lingering and answering questions today, I got a couple for ya Smile

1. Could you clarify if and when a fix for MS FWE Plat will be implemented?

and

2. Was the SS FWE Plat in Area 69 purposefully done so trigger crates are out of reach in the tractor beam area, or is this something a fix will be put in for later on?

Thanks Smile

P.S. Likalodapus... LMAO.. can't wait to see it

Posted on 05.06.09 09:10 AM by deadhead19420

Smile
@ Jason Coker:
You just wanted someone to say you're cool, so I'm happy to oblige. Besides you gave me a boost a few months back. So it's not like it's weird or nothing. Wink

Joe
36
London

Posted on 05.06.09 09:12 AM by Joe

Al3xX14 17 Sacramento, CA Still looking for someone thats good at trauma. My skill level is 29 but ive havent played anyone whos was higher than 25.

Posted on 05.06.09 09:23 AM by Al3xX_420

@jason
when we get this new website , will we be able to have details like our psn wer we from and age ?

im loving mad science , what time do u average roughly ? or whats your best time ?

soz bout scaring you with the ded baron bit lol , but qb2b asked how he was doing over here , so i just had to

also 1 thing i really would like an answer on , the blu-ray disc version of pain we are getting does that play of the disc or does it put it on the hdd and play from there , becoz i really would like to know if i wer to play hot n cold on the disc would the slow frame rate issues stop ??

Posted on 05.06.09 09:32 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@jason
do you email back to stuff sent in the email section of this website ? (at the top left of this website)

Posted on 05.06.09 09:39 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Al3xX_420
id say im pretty good at trauma in the abusement park , ill play u in there , my skill level not too high tho i havent played many games

Posted on 05.06.09 09:41 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Al3xX14 - I'll get some trauma on wit ya
PSN-Futant420

@PAIN Team - Great job on SS; PAINalympics is the bee's knees. Also I echo the rest of the board with a vote for customizable characters.

@everyone - Anyone looking for online fun, any mode, with no disco's can hit me up also.

Posted on 05.06.09 09:44 AM by Chris

@ Coker

Thanks for the compliment on my PAINsylvnia idea. I really REALLY think it could be awesome, and extremely replayable, especially with the day night transformation, if done right. And so far, it's been well received by the gang.

PAINsylvania...

TrancelPAINya

TrouncandPAINya
or
TrounceanPAINya

I know it does sound like Pennsylvania
but that is where you guys come in.

As I said prior when someone said he vetos the idea because of that.

As you guys have always done, and always will continue to do, as soon as you show the video clip of it and it's name, ALL doubts are gone of what and where the environment is.

If you made a video, that started out with Count Suckula...or whatever lol..Count SuckuAlot

I would think that as soon as you see a vampire, or a Wolfman, even Frankenstein, you instantly think of Transylvania
: D

I'll be posting the ideas of have for in game stuff in a bit.

El Comaduce

Posted on 05.06.09 09:44 AM by Hello Hello

@ Coker and Travis..
On the brand new launchers we are getting, can you tell us how many we are getting?

Of course I have to ask, out of the new launchers...

Are any of the new ones, taken from the lists I came up with and submitted last year?

I think I came up with 20 or 25..something like that..

I'm looking for them now

Posted on 05.06.09 09:44 AM by Hello Hello

@Joseph

Wow, make chaos on the forums.

@Pain

I have to do my tribute to Pain in my own way. When I frist got this game I got it for $5 for the summer sale back in the summer of 07. I did think it would be stupid, but it wasn't. I played it and got hooked, I love the sandbox, not so much the modes, so I spent about $7 on all the content and loved all the characters, unique and lmao funny.

Since then I have been hooked, I buy all of your content and it never disappoints! Some people say Ah no Kutsu was bad, but he is one of my favs! I defend him and they agree when I'm done with my points. I had some friends over and they all got hooked on Pain. Cheers to you!

Also, just because I suck at something like the modes, doesn't stop me from practicing, I LOVE Mad Science and I try every Pain mode, I'm not too good, but I am way better than I was a month ago. YOu guys have never let me down, and I doubt you ever will, sure it was disappointing with Amusement Park, but you guys made up for it. Huzzah!

Posted on 05.06.09 10:03 AM by Logan

thinking of museum
and that headline on totalplaystation.com
a flight at the museum
and of a celebrity character
how about Ben Stiller
im just guna throw that out there

Posted on 05.06.09 10:13 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Nufcrule, u have problems with frame rates and slow down in hot & cold also? It make it almost unplayable, I perservere but end up going to another mode because it gets to frustrating. Did u see my post about using Ao No Kutsu earlier? Jason told me to use scurv or hung lo instead, but I have tried hung lo only to get the same results, I always fall back to Ao No because he is one of the best to use in my opinion.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.06.09 10:15 AM by Rick

Deadhead – We put in A fix for FWE with the Sore Spots patch, but you’re apparently so ridiculously good at it that you keep breaking it. Dave Walsh, can you get this lady some FWE satisfaction?
As for the tractor beam….I’m sure you’ll be able to work some magic on it. [insert evil laugh here]

Joe – You’re absolutely correct, sir. I’m so cool that it physically hurts me sometimes.

Nufcrule – There’s still a bunch of back-and-forth going on about website updates, so I don’t have any solid info on what will and won’t be there feature-wise, but that’s the kind of stuff we’re hoping for.
I suck at Mad Science. I think the Design team made it on purpose just to spite me. They’re an evil bunch.
The Blu-Ray will install some data on your HDD and function similarly to the PSN version.
The e-mail section at the top is only for mail coming TO us, and we don’t send replies to it. You’d be surprised how many totally bizarre e-mails come through there. “Is there a way I can burn this game on disc and play it on my Wii?” Seriously? I mean….Seriously?
Ben Stiller is a great…suggestion or guess? If you’re asking, the answer, no, he’s not one of our celebs. Actually, I never even made the connection to the Museum until you said it, which is strange considering how often the trailers for his new flick are on. If you’re suggesting, that’s a quality idea

Chris – Thanks, cat. We love making good stuff. Life would be weak sauce if we made a game we weren’t proud of.

Haskell – I don’t want to go into too much detail on new launchers, but I heard that something strange ended up in the museum in a huge crate. I don’t know what it is, but apparently, it got Jarvis and Co. REALLY excited about visiting Museums all of a sudden.

Logan – We exist purely to bring the PAIN.

Rick – I was talking about using Hung or Scurv for their “Oochiness” (I just made that word up, and I love it). I think Blue Shoes is a great Oocher, but Hung Leezy and Scurv Dizzle are no slouches.

Coke

Posted on 05.06.09 17:39 PM by Jason Coker

i also hav had problems with ao no kutso's ooching
and jason
me saying ben stiller was a suggestion , i would love to have him in the game , maybe u could approach him about being in the game
but its STILLer good idea (soz lame joke lol)

Posted on 05.06.09 17:48 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

oh and sorry then i sent an email to you wanting a reply but i guess yo uwont soz
never mind

Posted on 05.06.09 17:50 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

OK if there's going to be a vampire, his name has to be Count Smackula, (Dark lord of the pimp slap).

That is all.

Posted on 05.06.09 17:53 PM by bigmf

@Jason, I have tried using Hung Lo also for his "oochiness" but the frame rate drops, as Nufcrule said, and it feels like you are playing someone with a slower online connection, it drops to a speed that it looks like everything goes into sloooow motion. The timer goes at normal speed, but the gameplay just slows down. Also did u look at the MT painful platinum time listed, it says 3:05 but it should say 2:05.

On another note, I really am enjoying the new areas, great job, even got my wife into playin Painlympics, she would only play bowling, darts and fortress before, she just doesn't understand the whole oochin thing.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.06.09 17:55 PM by Rick

Just ranked 4th in Afterglow (50 mil) and Sports Day (79 mil) I wonder if Im 4th on any other boards?

Posted on 05.06.09 18:37 PM by Al3xX_420

I think there should be a futreistic place with flying cars and stuff like futurama (sky1) i would always go on it then please make one send email please!!!!! Smile

Posted on 05.06.09 18:41 PM by samuel

Nope. But I am 6th in Aftermath and Spank tha Monkey painful.

@Nefcrule,
Well if ur good enough to beat me a couple times then ur skill level will be in the 20's or 30's. I sent u a friend request.

@Futant420,
I sent u one too.

Posted on 05.06.09 18:48 PM by Al3xX_420

@Obscured

Cheers my man, I think on the two new environments you can be very lucky with things falling your way, or very unlucky - *@#$%^&* cacti!. I guess I got (very) lucky, luckily .

@Jonathan

Lobbing cats at peoples faces would add a whole new dimension of hilarious/awesomeness! I can see it now...beautiful.

....OMG! just thought, you could have a trophy for just that...'Eating pussy'.

Posted on 05.06.09 19:09 PM by The_Probe

Bad, just bad that's all i have to say about that.

Posted on 05.06.09 19:31 PM by Todd

@Coker - Likalodapus skeleton sounds interesting (strokes beard), can't wait to send Ao No Kutsu in to demolish the thing Smile

@MutilatRJuggalo - Cats would be the bomb if they were added, so who else wants to see cats added in the future? - imagine launching into a swarm of cats, most of them scatter and run off, a few get knocked down and one gets grabbed and starts throwing a hissy fit.

Gaquatid
Tyler, TX
39

Posted on 05.06.09 19:34 PM by Jonathan

@ TheReaper - That would be great to put the quintessential boss type guy in there somewhere. Some stiff in with a tie, carrying a clipboard in one hand and a mug of coffee in the other.
You could even do a version of Mime Toss - Boss Toss.
If you go that route, you absolutely HAVE to get Gary Cole for the voice talent (Bill Lumbergh - Office Space)!
"Mmm, yeah . . . I'm gonna have ta ask you go ahead and work this weekend."

Heh

Posted on 05.06.09 19:57 PM by Cavefish

Does anybody know who the best chracter to ooch with is? Seems like that some are better than others, and I want the Quench Pulverizer trophey and I can get three, just not four.

Posted on 05.06.09 20:46 PM by Logan

Pain, I have to say this, Mad Science is the best mode ever. I love Darts too, but Mad Science is great. I finaly got hard on normal today. Yay. Keep the awesome content coming.

And I have a question, this has been concerning me. The PS3 is going to go for a 10 year cycle as most said, and that means another 7-10 years of Pain still, but what happens when they come out with the PS4? (if that's the name) With all of our downloadable stuff, will we be able to transfer is using something in the future and you guys will keep doing content from where you left off, or are you going to stop?

Posted on 05.06.09 21:57 PM by Logan

@Rick/Coker/D. Walsh - I have had the framerate issue since hot n cold launched. I said something about it back then. After I hit 4-6 bears the framerate drops to almost a stand still. If I relaunch and shoot for the far wall behind the brock lee ride it takes the character almost a full minute to get there, it should take wht?.. about 5 seconds? Almost a full minute... I have tried deleting the whole game and re DL'ing it as well. The mode is just unplayable...everytime, no exeptions...

Posted on 05.06.09 22:06 PM by TonyB

@The Probe

Obscured got to you before I could. I'm always happy if I can stay in the Top 10 and at times dream of being #1, but "1/4 OF A BILLION" in two environments, seriously. First of all, I was happy to get 27 mil in Afterglow and that took nearly 15 mins, you had to have been playing for an hour to get your score, Kudos. I'm gunnin' for you in Sports Day as soon as I can get some anti-cactus cream.

Posted on 05.06.09 22:53 PM by david

Aka Pfish69

Posted on 05.06.09 22:54 PM by david

What if... Idol Minds had some kind of contest, and the prize was YOU in pain! That'd be cool. But of course, Idol Minds hates us, so...
Ah crap I'm not supposed to do that anymore. Right...

Posted on 05.07.09 00:33 AM by Rob

I finally beat THitter in FWE! Went from 55 to 65! To be fair though it was in SS. I don't stand a chance against him in MS.

Posted on 05.07.09 00:38 AM by Al3xX_420

MAJOR framerate issues in H&C EVERY time for me too.

Posted on 05.07.09 00:47 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@logan
chaos??? what are you saying?

Posted on 05.07.09 00:52 AM by joseph

@jason coker

thanx for responding... so does this mean we're getting new ingame trophies? and thereaper is a good friend o mine and a great sparring partner... he's the ONLY player to ever beat me in aftermath horse... actually he's the one who convinced me to start posting on this site... and also a huge fan of my replays on youtube... decepticreep13... so yeah we click pretty well.

Posted on 05.07.09 01:02 AM by joseph

I can also vouch for the Hot n Cold framerate issues, one of the big reasons I don't play the mode at all anymore.

Posted on 05.07.09 01:21 AM by deadhead19420

Hot n' cold issues here too...

Posted on 05.07.09 02:01 AM by Patrick

@Idol Minds - There is a flaw with the Toxic Mixer trophy, I GOT the trophy but I didn't hit ALL of the black chems like it describes. There was still at LEAST one black chem left when I got it, it was right there on my screen, plain as day. Its cool, I got the trophy but I don't want any freebees, I wanted to EARN it.

Posted on 05.07.09 02:05 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Logan, What do you meen best oocher? Nigel and Buzz are twitchy, and therefore give you a greater chance of ooching again after you have stopped. Ao, midgets, and skinny chicks ooch pretty well. Jarvis throws, and ooches well, seems to get air a bit easier than most other characters.

Posted on 05.07.09 03:10 AM by srart

@Coke, I tried using Scurv in H&C Hard mode last nite only to have worse framerate issues than with AO or Hung. After hitting the first bear (non target) and ooched for the next 3 bears about 1 1/2 minutes was already gone off the timer, reset and the launcher barely moved. By the time I relaunched time had run out.

@All, thanks for chimin' in about the framerate issues about H&C, I didn't want to be the only one complaining. I wouldn't be playin this mode if I wasn't goin' for the "Ninja Pwn" trophy.

Anyone else notice the lack of superooch sound in Sore Spots?

cronos1515

Posted on 05.07.09 09:45 AM by Rick

I have fun playing pain, ive meet some good ppl and now i look them up when playing. Anyone out there from Minnesota.

55/M/Minnesota

Posted on 05.07.09 10:21 AM by 91st-quiteman

its me again with 2nd place now......and now i got to thinking, i see atomic turd on every leaderboard at the top, is he / she of this earth or just a pacemaker for us to chase , my guess is not the later.....Leeli67

Posted on 05.07.09 10:31 AM by

Just been looking at decepticreep13 utube stuff (very good) , 1 question the quality of hes uploaded replays seem to be far better than mine. have i missed a settings button or something in game ?? , btw Love the option to upload replays, any chance of a leaderboard which can be viewed on line without having to turn PS on . Much Love ....Leeli67

Posted on 05.07.09 12:01 PM by

i dont play hot n cold because of the frame rate issues , its just unplayable

Posted on 05.07.09 12:05 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

You have Ninja Pwn XMB Trophy NUFCRULE?

homerjnick

Posted on 05.07.09 12:17 PM by

@homerjnick
nope i dont tht and king of pain are only 1's i dont have ,
i dont have ninja pwn mainly becoz everytime i try to get into the plat club of hot n cold i get frame rate problems and it mess's me up

Posted on 05.07.09 12:27 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@rick
i never get any super ooch sound when playing FWE in sore spots

Posted on 05.07.09 12:32 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I've never had any frame rate issues with Hot n Cold, I just suck at it. I think it was a miracle that I managed to unlock platinum club.

Posted on 05.07.09 12:44 PM by Joey

@Al3xX_420
Rematch any time.

Posted on 05.07.09 12:57 PM by THitter

@Travis
I'd love to see a developers diary like video simalar to Fat Princess (blog.us.playstation.com/.../) for Pain.

Understanding how the Idol Minds team arrives at the final look, feel, and play for an environment would be facinating.
How they decide where objects are positioned and how they are shaped would really be interesting I think.
I got to believe that the QA staff must have a large amount of input in order for an environment to be tuned so well in so many different areas and objects.

Tim

Posted on 05.07.09 13:04 PM by THitter

i'd love to see a thing like motorstorm , developers time

Posted on 05.07.09 13:43 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Whatever happened to the new celebrities announcement? Also,any ETA on the Museum Mode?Keep up the great work Travis,Coke and Dave etc.You guys are the best!!!!

Posted on 05.07.09 14:17 PM by Rebecca

wow
i just played a guy called BigDeak in a game of fortress , i beat him and jsut as it finished he disco'd on me
really sucked coz he was sumin like skill level 89 and so i should of gone up quite abit but insted only went up 1 coz of disco
he's also got about 20 disco's so look out for him wen u play , coz if ur guna beat him he will disco
(ps. we so need that disco ball next to players names)

Posted on 05.07.09 16:05 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Joesph

You know how I feel about TV characters in Pain.

Posted on 05.07.09 16:46 PM by Logan

@TRAVIS when are you guys going to make a demo for pain? i know a few guys that want to try pain out before they buy it.

Posted on 05.07.09 16:49 PM by DO2K03

yh
what DO2K03 said
i have many freinds that always ask me what PAIN is and ive always found it hard to describe becoz theres so much u could say , so i end up showing them videos
but they are all still unsure wether or not to get the game
a demo would be brilliant , and this would get many people on the psn to try the game

Posted on 05.07.09 17:44 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@pfish69

Ha-ha, cheers dude! I'm sure you'll beat me sooner or later. Like I've said before there's a lot of luck involved, the best thing to do is try and find a way around the level which gets you alot of multipliers and fast. Keep at your chosen path and be pepared to quit early if it does'nt go exactly to plan. Good luck.

***********************************

Re Meuseum level.

I think this is going to be cool, if you think about it it could involve anything, Egyptian history to human biology. Hopefully if it has Egyptian stuff there will be Mummys, obviously. This could lead to a Trophy :- MILF (Mummys I'd Like to Fling) involving throwing a mummy back into their sarcophagus!....ookay...moving on...

***********************************

Got a new idea for an environment.

* Mad Max style Apocalyptic area.

*- Like Barter Town(?)out of Mad Max 3.
*- Loads of crazy cars zooming around.
*- Granny with mohawk driving her original car with spikes etc over it.
*- Kenneth and Scurv as Master Blaster.
*- Chance for loads of machinery,conveyor belts,explosives etc.
*- Animals such as chickens, stray cats and goats (suseptable to heat exhaustion)
*- Chance for a moving launcher, possibly on the back of a truck driving around the level.

Posted on 05.07.09 17:57 PM by The_Probe

that has to be the best Idea i have heard in a while Bravo

Posted on 05.07.09 18:46 PM by Todd

@Rebecca,
I think Coke said the museum would be out in July a few weeks ago.

Posted on 05.07.09 20:32 PM by Al3xX_420

wow I'm so behind... Pain a Bluray game?

Posted on 05.07.09 20:32 PM by sleepykidd

BENDER!!!! He would be awesome!

"Outta my way MEATBAG!!!"

Posted on 05.07.09 21:42 PM by TonyB

@The Probe

I'm picking up what you're throwing down, but seriously you must have engaged the fluxcapacitor in one of those space ships and ripped a hole in the space time continuum, the score is sick.

Posted on 05.07.09 22:12 PM by david

@Logan - I'm going to tell you why you tend to annoy people on this forum, and why you were getting picked on... Your comment above is a great example-

@Joesph

You know how I feel about TV characters in Pain.
Posted on 05.20.09 12:46 PM by Logan

Since this board started we have had a sort of unwritten rule that we don't trash, make fun of or otherwise belittle other peoples ideas... So when you started going on about how Peter Griffin would ruin PAIN, you made a few people angry. There have been quite a few "battles" on this board over the last 18 months or whatever it is, and almost every one of them was started because somebody went after someone else or their ideas, or in a couple extremly stupid cases, the guys who bring this game to us. When this happens, there are a few people on this board who take offense and reply accordingly. So, after you repeatedly told us your opinion of having Peter in the game, instead of just letting an idea you didn't agree with slide past, AND then started complaining that the Devs don't listen to us, you pulled a double foul... You trashed an idea someone had, and then you wrongly questioned the sincerity of the Dev team. That all added up to total disrespect to people that myself, and a large majority of posters on this site think very highly of.

Now after all the smoke clears, you say again in the above post "You know how I feel about TV characters in Pain." ?? Like we are supposed to not mention our ideas because you don't like them?? IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEBODY'S IDEA, THEN JUST LET IT GO!! Your lack of respect is gross. Post your ideas and opinions all you want... thats why we're here, but do so in a way that shows a little respect.

As for Joseph's apology, it was a good gesture, but you should be the one to apolgize to the people whose ideas you crapped on.

You'll also notice I didn't use any foul language, as is true with every post I put on this board, even though you wrongly accused me of that as well.

I'm done with this issue, and I hope you understand where I'm coming from.

@ Travis/Coke - This is the last of this issue you'll hear from me, even if there is a reply from Logan. Nuff said.


Posted on 05.07.09 22:24 PM by TonyB

@The_Probe - You gotta have the THUNDERDOME in there too!

Two men enter - One man Ooches!! HA!

Posted on 05.08.09 05:44 AM by TonyB

(Not sorry for the Qraze-esqe QUAD POST!!!!)

Posted on 05.08.09 05:45 AM by TonyB

@logan

no disrespect bro... but but im not gonna stop posting cool tv based character ideas just because ONE person is against the idea... yes you are entitled to your opinion and if you disagree with my ideas thats fine but im not stopping just cause YOU say so... how bout this... play me in horse and if you win i'll stop... and if i win i get to unload a crapload of tv character ideas without a peep outta you... deal? my psn is decepticreep13... bring it. later.

Posted on 05.08.09 05:48 AM by joseph

How about Matlock for a new launchable character?

Posted on 05.08.09 05:55 AM by david

Pfish/David actually has a Matlock plaque hanging on our living room wall...

Posted on 05.08.09 06:03 AM by TonyB

@travis or coke

i have a idea iv bin kicking around in my head for sometime now and would just like you guys and the community to here me out... and this is something im sure the hardcore players will like... what about a pain database like the ones in metal gear solid 4, savage moon and bionic commando rearmed? if you dont know what im talking about... those games all have a database thats kinda like a encyclopedia containing information about every person, place and thing in the game... pains database for example... can have information on all characters... playable and npcs... like who they are and what they like and dislike... and you can even press x on them to hear all their lines... like press x on the construction worker and hear... do i look like a trampoline or somethin... and it can have information on every single object in the game... basically all the stuff that shows up in your multiplier... example.. for a crate it would have a brief description like... blows up when hit... continued ....

Posted on 05.08.09 06:09 AM by joseph

... and have stats like how many points you get for hitting it... what environments and modes it shows up in... and how many of them are in the game... you following me here? and for the environments... you would have a detailed description of it... all the notable locations in it like the amusement park could have information on all the rides and so on... you can even add a virtual map of all the environments that you can tour like when you press l2 in a replay... well i hope you guys got all that... like i said this is something only the truly hardcore fans would enjobut its something that would be perfect in pain... thanx for reading this... any response from you guys or feedback from the community would be great... later.

Posted on 05.08.09 06:20 AM by joseph

@Juggs - I'm getting closer in Mad Sci. I think my pattern will get me ahead of you, but I have yet to run it perfect. I'm opening with Quad, double, double. Problem is my 3rd shot (2nd double) is spotty. I hit it maybe 1 outta 5 and then of course an "easy" shot gets away from me and I watch 1:15-1:30 go bye as I chase the last 2 containers around. AARRRGG!!!

Posted on 05.08.09 06:44 AM by TonyB

@David - MATLOCK!!!!...WTF!!!

Thats the craziest idea I've ever heard on here!

..and I think I like it.

Posted on 05.08.09 06:44 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Joseph

I suck at Horse, I'm good at darts though. I'm not saying Bender is a bad idea, I mean, I can see him, but I don't believe him. I don't want to imagine it unless Pain does do something with a TV character. I won't whine, you guys just basically lost the term of whine. No offense, it's just whenever I post my opinion, you guys are saying I'm whining. I'm just trying to be normal and share my opinion, now I can't wait for one of you to just pee on my parade and go ape on me.

Anyways, if there was a futurama character or a Family guy character. I would want it to be Santa and Stewie or Brian.

Has anyone ever mentioned having someone like Gene Simmons as a character?

Posted on 05.08.09 07:07 AM by Logan

@ Tony Toni TONE-E B

Nice post hoss..quality..and just to add 1 dinky lil point.. You mentioned a few of the "tiffs" over the past year or so..but you totally forgot, or you purposely left out, not that it's important, or like it has happened with myself ever, cause that hasn;t happened(looks both ways and rolls eyes lol)

that every once in a blue moon, a tiny fracus MIGHT have ensued when someone, oh i don't know, may have said, or stated something minor, or... dah screw it..some jackoff makes a really friggan stupid, and moronic comment, and/or attacks, accuses our fellow bretheren brain trust, and THEN they would get snotted to the nth degree...LOL

Anyway...

While I'm on the subject of reheating and throwing out a Marie Calendars TV Dinner..

Coker..Travis,
Now I know your doing a museum, and if i may, what KIND of museum? Will it have many areas, like Natural History, Art, Science etc?
Or is it all dedicated to History?

(Side note: If anyone ever gets to Boston, without a shadow of a DOUBT, YOU MUST, MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST GO THEIR. HOLY SHNIT...I went their in 8th grade for school, and it's kind of mind blowing experience

Haskelltarium

Posted on 05.08.09 07:18 AM by Hello Hello

@Logan. KISS is always good, Gene would be the best (Demon, Family Jewels, and Zoot Suit from when he did Cherry Poppin' Daddies)

@All, I've uploaded a video where I belive I should have gotten the Tour de faceplant in game trophy, but it didn't come up. One of you that does have it take a look and tell me whats wrong please, its at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YglCgmXBoho
Thanks.

Posted on 05.08.09 08:15 AM by srart

@ joseph
A database like you describe would be cool. Even if it wasn't possible to put the DB in-game, putting it up on this site would be good.

Posted on 05.08.09 08:24 AM by Cavefish

@Dave Walsh - Before I jack you up let me first just throw some major prop'age at you and your underlings for your latest offering.
From this board I've learned much about your role. You are the man-wizard directly responsible for what our eyes see when we play PAIN. Jeff put you in charge of his baby. His big, bent, black&blue, busted up and bandaged - but never bleeding (rated teen!) baby. And just look at you go. In your motherland of the Queen they call you Sir Dude - Lord of Pixelot. But then you also have to wear those slipper sneaks that curl up with the little ball on it. So, ya know. I guess according to Jeff that's why you left. Pleading your case before the High Court of Royay Attire... "But Sirs, please! I'm only lobbying to remove the little ball. I mean... what's it's purpose? It's just silly. I mean, look at you all. Look at me... grown men wearing platinum white wigs and little balls on our curly shoes! I think it sends the wrong message is all. Please, hear me out..." But alas, they would not listen. In fact, the ball's Official Circumference was increased to spite you.
Well anyways , whatever the reason, I'm glad you made that decision. Hate to think what game I'd be rotting my life away on if you never pranced the courtyard in them girly-boy sneaks. Whew. Makes ya think. Anyhoo.
Honestly, you guys are creating some rediculously fun stuff for us to play and you're getting way too good at it to stop any time soon. I don't care if you wear pink mittens and ear muffs with your curly ball shoes man you can render some rightous content.
I know PAIN in it's current iteration cannot continue forever and I'm not sure if anything is planned beyond the next museum area. A previous posting early this year said you guys have things planned 'through years end' or something. I'm thinking the Japan environment will get unveiled possibly next. Only here's what it will be called. Ready for this?

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO 'JaPAIN' OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

- that's a free download for you, Dave. Nope, I insist. Just take it and walk away.


Ok 'nuff o the fluff. Here's my beef(s)
Wait. Ok you know what? I guess I must have cheered myself up thinking about your bitchen game. Wait... yep. Dam. Lost my angst now. Can't jack you up all mellow thinking about lolipops and candyland now can I! Hard to thrash when you feel all skipity-do-da innit. Raincheck this one.

I still have an issue concerning your 'triggernometry'. Everything else is
superb.

Peace

Posted on 05.08.09 08:34 AM by obscured

Excellent idea Joseph!

Posted on 05.08.09 09:13 AM by Rebecca

@obscured: OK Darn it! The kid gloves are OFF on this Bug! I spoke to the Ooch Master himself just yesterday and we came to the same conclusion. We gonna haf ta open the can of Whup A**, bring da smackdown and get in there with a load of wellie on it!
Just to peel back the veil on the puppet show, the latest code is supposed to Gar-un-tee that the Crate appears in a spawn point constrained by the frustum of the top down camera. In other words, it should only ever spawn in the area that you can see when you hold down R2. Clearly, that ain’t happening so… It looks like we’re going to DEFCON 1. We have some ideas, so we’ll keep you posted.

@All: We will be addressing Hot-N-Cold framerate issues as well. Should be in for the next release.

Posted on 05.08.09 09:41 AM by Dave Walsh

I suspect the problem isn't that the crate is being spawned out of site, but rather, there's a code path that can manage to NOT spawn the crate. I'd bank on the highest probability being that it spawns on a crate that's about to be destroyed, or has just been destroyed. Maybe something like an off by 1 error, where it picks a random number between 1 and 15 (if there were 15 crates remaining on the level), and if it happens to pick crate 15, that's outside of the array of crates. In paying attention to when it happens, the less crates left on the level, the more often it happens. It also happens when you have a lot of action/explosions happening, which points to the possibility of a crate being picked and being destroyed before it can be marked as a trigger crate.

I am an experienced coder, and those are my thoughts on the issue.

Posted on 05.08.09 10:21 AM by Patrick

@Dave Walsh - The H'n C fix is a huge winner! For about 20 minutes it was my new favorite mode (after the Monkey Spanking of course!) I was all kinds of blue when the frames started going south. But this mention of a look see into the tragedy that is the nut-stomper of teddy bears, brings my milkshake, thus, all the gals to the yard.. and damn right, it's better than yours!! Stoked to get that mode up and running with the rest of the PAIN goodness that keeps my other PS3 games cursing at their dust covers! Good show Dave... Good show!

Posted on 05.08.09 10:21 AM by TonyB

And another thing... Remember way back when, when you bought a game and that was it? You guys rock! This beats the heck out of my Odyssey, Atari 2600 and Colecovision all combined...

(@Liam - Those are old video game consoles that were obsolete before you were born!)

Posted on 05.08.09 10:27 AM by TonyB

@Patrick - Yer the only Dude I know who sleeps less than me! Rock on!

Posted on 05.08.09 10:48 AM by TonyB

@TonyB

You sure about that?
I'm just on a different schedule, ha!

Posted on 05.08.09 11:23 AM by retaihec

@Dave Walsh - Ok um... ok this 'frustum of the top down camera' hipotheses is right colorful jargin there. Expand a bit on the code gar-un-tee. So does this ensure that if said crate does in fact NOT appear within top down view then what... the code gets it's money back? I'm not following.

Dave. It's me, obscured. Friend of PAIN. Forget the regulars. Forget the fars and fews. Forget the lurkers bless thier silent but interested hearts. Just you and me buddy.

Hi. Um, could you go ahead and just erase all of those markings and wierd words and jibberish off of the think tank white board. Yes, the frustum calculations too.
Thanks.

I have spent an unhealthy amount of time playing your game. Please listen.
You seem to be focusing on a moot issue. You are assuming that the crate is appearing, just not within the topdown view. The view is not important. I assure you that the areas outside the top view are quickly and easily checked.

I need you to trust me now ok. When we say 'missing' it means the trigger crate NEVER SPAWNED. I wasn't yelling I just need to make sure we are very clear. I, nor the others who play can care less if we see it in the topdown. We're supposed to be 'mutants' right. If it's there WE WILL FIND IT. Again - not yelling at you. The volume of MY VOICE sometimes flucTUATES.

You need the code that gar-un-tees it spawns PERIOD. Is there ANYONE on your staff that can score like 250 or 300? That's usually all it takes before it happens.

I've only played it a few times since since this latest fix. Not only was there still a missing issue, I don't know about anyone else, but it seemed like you gave it a lobotomy with that fix. Maybe it was a fluke few runs but it felt lumbering and dead. Normally around 200 or so, hitting a trigger usually causes at least 2 to 4 random collisions. Anyways. Don't get too Frankenstein-y on your surgeries or we're gonna end up with a beasty game. Poor MS FWE Plat Club... those scars make her look a console older. No more areola ok. Starting to look like a pasty. Can you go through the belly-button next time?

Dave, there in your game somewhere, in a cyber-alternate game mode buried within it's own digital mass, go thousands of aimless, wayward, flashing green boxes that slipped through a faulty seam in a line of code. Bring them home to us Dave. In freeing them, you free yourself - from these posts. So, I guess you'd be freeing me as well.

Look. Tell you what. You go ahead and apply you and Ooch Masters frustum garranty hipotheses calculations. I'm rooting for ya.

I'm in San Diego. Worst case scenario: Years end is upon us. Two more attempted fixes have failed to resolve issue. You are at wits end and have way too much class, ethics and dignity to walk away from a game you released that is broken! Just before you fry your wires and end up in a mad house, you have Travis and Coke's people get ahold of me, obscured. Here's a personal factoid: my name is Dave too. Hey, ever meet an uncool Dave? Exactly. We rock.

So ya we set up a meeting. I roll up - and if it's possible I'd like to be 'whisked' away up to the conference room. Not a deal breaker, but if you can swing it...ya know, it can only help my game thus help you. What's that? Um, I don't know ... I just always wanted to be 'whisked away'. Sounds fun.

Ok so from there I get right down to bidness. We got you on video conference and you see exactly what's happening as I clearly demonstrate every single aspect and situation concerning triggers. Then I go to DT and demonstrate that messed up camera flip flop issue. Then we break for lunch but everyone wants to just stay and get personally pwned by me. I oblige then get back to bidness. Then I go to Hot n Cold painful and demonstrate how the game ends sometimes when you reset to launch after getting bonus time after the clock was at 0 time.

Just sayin. Worst case scenario.

Peace

Posted on 05.08.09 12:11 PM by obscured

Okay so i was reading decepticreep13 post about tv characters in the game, and i got to thinking, we need to enhance it some how......!! half man half machine (hear me out ) IRONSIDE...!!!! you land on your wheels ..no need to oooocchhh.....or maybe joe from family guy ............let the flaming commence ...

ps .if wheelchair seems a bit much how bout herberts zimmer frame
much love

the english channel .

Posted on 05.08.09 13:32 PM by

@SrART - I've got the Tour De Faceplant trophy and I Know exactly what your problem is. In your video, I noticed one of the cyclers was brought down by ANOTHER cycler and NOT you. YOU have to physically take out the poor bastard and do it to ALL of them to get the trophy.

Posted on 05.08.09 14:04 PM by qb2bTheReaper

i once thought the helicopter was the trigger crate at a moment.

Posted on 05.08.09 15:08 PM by DO2K03

50/50 on the new areas.


I really like the school reunion area, the alien area not so much.


I would actually rate the school area the second best area of the game so far (after abusement park). The alien area is probably my least favourite yet. Just seems to give off a dull atmosphere to me for some reason and seems a bit lifeless.


I'm not knocking your hard work, just giving my honest opinion.


Overall a nice piece of DLC, I know I'll be spending some good time going back and playing the school area for months.


Two tiny little requests for consideration please:


Can we select the layout of the charcter selection? I have Cookie off the initial character select screen below a bunch of characters I haven't purchased and I am unlikely too, I would like her to appear on the intial selection screen. Alternatively could to make it so purchased characters appear at the top of character selection by default?


Second request: Pain-olympics.

On the modes with timers that count downards like Balloony Bin my friends and I find outself sometimes tapping the reset to launcher/launch buttons like no tomorrow launching as many times as possible.

Quite often the time will expire and the game instantly puts player 2 in the launcher, because we press the buttons so much quite often player 1 will start players 2s first launch since the gap is so small between player switches.

Could you add a 5s delay between player switches please? Or a menu that says "Players 2 turn" like some other game modes have?


Thanks for reading

Posted on 05.08.09 15:27 PM by KylieDog

Oh, and Mad Science - brilliant new mode.

Posted on 05.08.09 15:33 PM by KylieDog

@PAiN team,
Don't let Kylie Dog get you down. Not that she should. Everyone has an opinion. I like Area 69 almost as much as I like Abusement Park. Morningwood High is great too. Its great that PAiN went from having 3 environments to 5 in one add on. And it will be 6 in a matter of months! The PAiN just gets sweeter and smoother... and then more sweeter!

Posted on 05.08.09 15:52 PM by Al3xX_420

@Dave, RE: Obscured's Post.

This is just an echo to the affect of `Trust Obscured`. I've seen ALL of the bugs he comments on in his post. I don't know if I count as one of the Mutants referenced in his post, but I can speak for certain that at the end of my #1 MS FWE run, I had 15 minutes on the clock, would hit crate 15, switch to overhead immediately, and no trigger crate spawned. If there was no such trigger crate issue, my #1 score there would likely be 3-4K higher (and probably ranked #2 or #3, as I'm sure obscured and others would not be behind me, as it would no longer be dependent on luck as to how long you can rack up crates.)

Same thing with SS FWE. If crates are going to be unreachable, at least move the launcher so you can launch and drag stuff into the tractor beam. As more and more crates are spawned in that unreachable area, and you blow up more and more crates, you're going to asymptotically approach unity as far as not being able to go further in your run. I was at 500 this morning, and gave up with 3 minutes on the clock because I already had 4 triggers I couldn't get to in the greenish beam of doom. Sure, it's fun to ride up and down, but you gotta keep those kids from playing on the escalator.

--paerley

Posted on 05.08.09 18:57 PM by Patrick

@pain team
i love the new PAINlab
and is that like a sort of mist you've done becoz it looks white/misty and then u get closer and it comes up in really good colour
must say cool effect and would like to see it in a future add-on
and i like having the water
if u did a area down in some boat docks or something you could have the sea there , and if u ooched into the sea it would end your run
would be really cool

@TonyB
i know i'm young , and yes those console wer before i was born , but i do know about them (not much tho lol)

Posted on 05.08.09 19:01 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

european playstation store hasnt updated with ded baron yet Frown

Posted on 05.08.09 19:54 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Morning all I have The Ded Baron ha ha from the game and not the store,
but I am waiting for the Pain-olympics trailer.

Posted on 05.08.09 20:34 PM by Slaminthelamb

@ Dave n Dave
All the best people are called Dave.

Posted on 05.08.09 20:39 PM by Slaminthelamb

woooooo
Ded Baron SmileSmileSmileSmile

Posted on 05.08.09 20:39 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

could we please have some in-game trophies that are for online play ??

Posted on 05.08.09 21:58 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Well, been a long time since i've posted here...(my pc is dead and typing with the ps3...bleh) anyhow i just wanna say SORE SPOTS F****N ROCKS. But i gotta say this. Why no horse in pain reunion and sports day( and in abusement park ). I mean TRAUMA is fun, especially when u play with someone who's good, but its not as inane as HORSE, miles away. A third bowling environment would be cool too. There's probably enough space in the gym to do that. I need to say that i want PAINalympics to be an online mode, as none of my real life friends likes to play PAIN, no local multi for me Frown i tried it once on my own and its awesome... MAKE IT ONLINE ...

Posted on 05.08.09 23:16 PM by flagada28

bowling could be done in both of the new enviro's

Posted on 05.08.09 23:29 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@obscured
nice long post up there , haskell has taugh u well

Posted on 05.08.09 23:40 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

*taught u

Posted on 05.08.09 23:41 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Patrick - Don't sell yourself short. You are one butt ugly mutacious mutant. And I'm not just saying that to stroke your ego. Now, having said that, I'm afraid it's going to be up to you to figure out how to reach those crates in the floaty thingy. I mean, at least they show up when supposed to.

Peace

Posted on 05.08.09 23:41 PM by obscured

@obscured and dave walsh
even ive experienced the problems with missing trigger crates in movie studio
and it started at about 150 , and my game finished at bout 180 , sadly thts my best

Posted on 05.09.09 00:12 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Obscured, I am still tryin' to be considered as one of the mutants. I am in the top 20 in some of the leaderboards, in fact I just got #20 in STM painful after spankin' 223 of them suckas. No I just have to do it again to get "chimply ridiculous". I've been playin the older stuff to get "King of Pain" and "Ninja Pwn" trophies before my brother in law, we are have a little competition to see who gets them first. I haven't figured out the pattern for SS FWE yet to even come close to the top 20.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.09.09 00:39 AM by Rick

@ Anyone who knows

I've been playing Pain for a while now and feel I'm well into the humour and innuendo of the game. However there's one thing I don't get the meaning of...'Trill' the trophy. Hopefully you guys will help me out here.

There's only one explanation I've thought of, and if this is right then the Pain Team are, in my mind, genius'.

Ok, in Britain at least there is a budgie seed called Trill. And the old joke (urban legend) is that if you sellotape bird seed to the window, birds will fly into it and knock themselves out trying to get to it. Is this the true meaning? If it is I'm very impressed and commend the thought and cleverness that went into it.

Oh yes Ded Baron is pretty awesome/gross/hilarious!

Posted on 05.09.09 01:53 AM by The_Probe

@Obscured...

I wasn't fishing for a compliment, but thank you. I wasn't sure what quantified 'mutant', so I was hesitant to assume the title(although I believed it applied). I haven't achieved king of pain yet (Dang mime toss... still working with MJ's tips on it...), and I wasn't sure if that was a requirement. I have you to thank for my skills at FWE though. I had the basic ooching skills down, but had never seen someone with the aerial mastery you have. I took that to heart and practiced it. I still can't stay in the air the way you can, but I've taken that and created a hybrid of it and my old play style that works something fierce online.

Do I catch a hint that you've found a way to blow up crates in the center of the tractor beam(aside from throwing shrapnel at it)? I'm not asking you to share the secret, just a confirm or deny type answer. If you can confirm there's another way, I'll find it.

Posted on 05.09.09 02:36 AM by Patrick

@ The Pain Team

Glad to hear that the framerate issues are going to be corrected in a future update. I have only recently become decent at that mode but now find it difficult to ooch once the framerate issues begin. I'll put that mode on the shelf for now and go back to it once the update is live. Great support once again guys.

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.09.09 03:08 AM by Travis

First, I bought Ded Baorn and he is awesome. The wait was worth it. He does't seem to talk much, put his funny poses make up for it, and when he does talk, he is pretty funny, I tried him once, but I gurantee you he flaps his mouth as much as everyone. Good job PAIN!

Posted on 05.09.09 03:26 AM by Logan

Wasn't Ded Baron supposed to be free?

Posted on 05.09.09 03:38 AM by CoCo-MaN

No. Daxter was.

Posted on 05.09.09 03:40 AM by Logan

Ded Baron is really great.. Ooches really well, and is an all around winner I think...BUT, don't use him for Mad Science!! After about 10 black cans going off for seemingly no reason (and much yelling at my screen), I hit replay and realized it was his severed leg getting blown around and hitting them... thus giving me the 5 sec. penalty... He'll be great to use elsewhere though, that leg should be able to grab an extra multiplier or two! Great work on him guys... He'll be my new Monkey Spanker for sure!

Posted on 05.09.09 03:41 AM by TonyB

I have 100% of the psn trophies and am on the top 10 on a lot of the leaderboards. Can I be a mutant too?

Posted on 05.09.09 04:37 AM by Al3xX_420

May I start with saying that I think the new alien map is great fun, I really enjoy it.
I am again confused though, there is no HORSE in the gym and still not in Amusement part. I cant understand this, why not make all the maps have HORSE. Not that I have anything against TRAUMA but I just dont hugely see the point, its basically HORSE but without the added skill of having to hit the same target. I love horse, its a great multiplayer game, and would love to see it in all the maps
I also would like to say I love the Bull ride in Painlympics but would it be possible to get three jumps and the best one counts as its a good event but so short.
keep up the good work people

Posted on 05.09.09 04:52 AM by Canning

@Al3xX_420

Anyone who plays this game is a mutant basically.

Also, I have to say I like the PROBE area. It's exciting and I like the Black Sedam. Too bad it isn't in downtown.

@Pain Team

I gots a propostion for ya. Kidding. Anyways, when are we going to be able to vote on a new character? I like that whole Zombie vote thing, I wasn't a member at the moment, so I couldn't vote. And you guys are almost caught up with everything you have mentioned (Andy Dick and Museum). When can we get some screens and pics of the museum and Andy Dick?

Posted on 05.09.09 05:17 AM by Logan

I'm absolutely loving that Ded Baron character - absolutely hilarious! Keep up the good work! Oh and since a few people here are suggesting new characters and environments...how about an environment based on the Idol Minds office? Wink

Posted on 05.09.09 05:25 AM by Qelqoth

@Qelgoth

That would be cool, have Coke on a throne with Travis next to him and the other members in chains typing on computers. That would be awesome.

@Pain
Also, are you ever going to do a pack with maybe all the Painlabs up to this point or whenever you release it? I missed some on occasion, and I want to play as them. Maybe if you do, make it screen like the others and have the same symbol and the next one could be called PAINpark.

Posted on 05.09.09 05:37 AM by Logan

Matlock

Posted on 05.09.09 06:17 AM by david

@Tony
Bring it on Brotha!! No way you can mess wit my time. In reality I could beat it by about...14 seconds in case you do, but that's if all goes perfect..which very..very...very..etc..etc.. rarely does. I've got the freshest run in history. I blow juggs up in the air, catch um mid flight, toss um and blow stuff up. I'm ruthless in that mode. However your Plat Club score blows my f'n mind. I try and try but can't even come close. So bad that I don't even save my score..lol..bad a$$ bro!

Posted on 05.09.09 07:53 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Hi everybody, I'm very happy today because I got my youtube account! Never wanted one, but I did so. My first video is of Ded Baron, not an impressive run, but I smashed a helicopter into a golf cart-thing. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOcqRH7WuE

Posted on 05.09.09 07:59 AM by Logan

@Travis
I know you know what I'm talkin about so I'm gonna keep it simple. I said stupid and unjustified things in the past. Selfish and ignorant to be exact. I sincerely apologize. You in assistance of many others have made this by far the most original game I've ever played as well as the most enjoyable. Bottom line, you've really made this a fine oiled machine. Thank you. Bottom line. Thank you.

@Idol Minds
Thanks for the new pain lab. You made my pregnant wife puke from supposed "motion sickness." Well done! lol! Needless to say I didn't stop playing. Anyway, I still can't hit that dam water tower.

Posted on 05.09.09 08:02 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Anybody know how I can add tags to other Pain videos instead of T-Pain and Obama?

Posted on 05.09.09 08:07 AM by Logan

Triple post

The previous post was not a typing error, it was clearly the echo's of my mind. How it showed up on here is as baffling as TBall's time in Mad Science Plat Club...clearly!

Posted on 05.09.09 08:07 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@EVERYONE

I

LOVE

THE

NEW

PAINLAB!!!!!!!!

So heres a vid....

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.09.09 08:12 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@MutilatRJuggalo

Ha, that's funny. I felt an echo too, but all thoughts in my head echo. :/

Posted on 05.09.09 08:12 AM by Logan

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

Nice vid, I got stuck. But your video makes up for it. It's like watching Speedy Gonzales as a ninja.

Posted on 05.09.09 08:14 AM by Logan

Again my Ded Baron video, I'm proud of it, it's my first video, comment here or there I don't care. Please watch.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOcqRH7WuE

Posted on 05.09.09 08:16 AM by Logan

Also take a look at my Tour De Trophy...took me prolly ten tries to finally get it.

Posted on 05.09.09 08:17 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Juggs - I was wondering why you had no score up in plat... HA! I thought I had a sub 2:10 round tonight, but on my 21st combo I missed and had to trigger the bleachers to get the dumb green back to where the yellow was... cost me a ton of time.

For PAINful I do the grab and toss on the left yellow/green, but I actually use the blue in the right far corner for the red in the left far corner! And the red on the springboard...? It gets paired up with the blue on the track above to the left! I got stuff going e'rywhere kid! If you go under 1:10 I'm gonna commission a statue of you for Daley Plaza in downtown Chi-town!!!!

Posted on 05.09.09 08:21 AM by TonyB

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

I got the Tour De Trophey trophey by using Au no Kutsu too, except I sctually went through the rails and picked them off one by one, your way still works too.

Posted on 05.09.09 09:16 AM by Logan

About 3 or 4 months after PAIN released I'm pretty sure it was Travis that coined the term 'mutant' to describe the handful of players with extraordinary skill. Back then, you were on your own. No online yet. Easily identified by leaderboard scores way out in front of any others.
The skill gap was huge.
So if you were in the top 5 in any mode, I'd say you qualified.

The O.G. Mutant 1st Annual Reunion Gala consisted of the first 5 players in PAIN to rise up and completely dominate their respective modes.
Mortal_Sinner - STM
MutilatRJuggalo - MT
obscurebyclouds - FWE
TonyB - multimode skills
qb2bTheReaper - STM
Honorable mention to SrART
Sorry if I missed any obvious names. This is just in the first few months of the game.

There are obviously many more skilled players now that the game has been out a year and a half. Most of the leaderboards are much tighter races and I no longer have a carte blanch monopoly of FWE. Not by any means. People have stepped up and raised the bar significantly (Atomic Turd, Paerley). And the online competition keeps getting better.

PAIN is full of mutants now. If you make top 20 - good chance you are too!

Bottom line is it's just a dumb label and call it whatever you want - if you have fun playing it - you're good to go!

Posted on 05.09.09 18:20 PM by obscured

@LOGAN

I have to say, thnx for chillin out on here. Things were gettin hectic & possibly even a bit U.S. Postal.

I liked your vid...crazy that the golf cart just happened to be there.
If ya like lucky shit like that check out this vid....

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.09.09 20:16 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@all PAiNiacs
I've been reading the comments on my my youtube videos (all PAiN) and it seems people really enjoy them. Nearly all of them have 5 stars and 1 or 2 of them have 4. I've been making them regularly since early last month and I'm up to 27 vids and a whole 9 subscribers! My point is I need more subscribers and what better place to look for them than here? So heres a link to my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Alexx13 and if you like what you see subscribe!

Posted on 05.09.09 20:24 PM by Al3xX_420

@Ron
Seen your vid before...not lucky, pure skill aye Wink

Posted on 05.09.09 21:11 PM by George

ded barron is a perv. lol


www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 05.09.09 22:48 PM by DO2K03

Thnx George, I like to think so!

Posted on 05.09.09 23:23 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Coke, Travis, Dave, Idol Mind team, what is up with the online connection issues, it seems to be getting harder to join into games or people to get into your game, that damn error message keeps on poppin up.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.09.09 23:34 PM by Rick

I bought all the dlc except for the first 2 character's which are the most generic one's!!!!

Posted on 05.09.09 23:37 PM by oldschoolfool

I'm not the best pain player bye a long shot,heck I've only unlock half of the game trophies and 2 of the psn trophies,but it doesn't take away the fun I have with the game!!!!!!

Posted on 05.09.09 23:40 PM by oldschoolfool

hahaha... i have nowhere near the skill as some of you guys... but with over 250 across 2 youtube channels... decepticreep13 and nekron1018... i can proudly say i am pains 1st replay mutant... haha... check out my vids if you wanna laugh... i mainly focus on the humor but i got a few good runs on there and some crazy glitches as well... qb2bthe reaper loves em... although obscured has ones that are waaaay better tho.

@obscured

haven't heard back from ya... any chance of you making a spunky the clown vid yet? god i love hurting that clown.

Posted on 05.10.09 00:38 AM by joseph

I can't believe how cheap some people are! They' actually complaining that Ded Baron isn't free?!! Give me a break1 OOOO! That 99 cents is a real reason why the utilities,mortgage,etc. isn't getting paid this month.lol

Posted on 05.10.09 01:44 AM by Rebecca

@obscured

btw... i added 2 new spunky vids on youtube today... check em out with a altered mind for a good chuckle... later.

Posted on 05.10.09 02:37 AM by joseph

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

Thanks, I do like that crazy stuff, it's kind of funny because i had no idea a golf cart went under at that time, Movie Studios got uodated so it's like a new enviorment all over again.

@Al3xX_420
Thanks for the comment and invite, did I approve the invite right?

Posted on 05.10.09 02:50 AM by Logan

I think this is my channel, if not, somebody help and tell me. http://www.youtube.com/profile

Posted on 05.10.09 03:02 AM by Logan

@Logan, a channel has the format of:
http://www.youtube.com/user/srartnetux
with srartnetux being repalced by your youtube ID.

Posted on 05.10.09 03:36 AM by srart

@Al3xX_420, The Chile vs Cavewoman video was the KA.

Posted on 05.10.09 03:37 AM by srart

i was asked on 1 of my youtube comments if uncle jimmy will ever be a launchable character
and of course i havent a clue
so
@idolminds / travis / jason
will uncle jimmy ever be a launchable character

Posted on 05.10.09 03:55 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Can someone tell me what the hell Ded Baron's L2+ circle pose is? It looks like he's trying to cough something up.

Posted on 05.10.09 03:55 AM by Conrad

@ The Probe

Gave it my best shot this morning (couldn't sleep), but all I could muster was 5th place in both Sports Day and Afterglow. I could taste the rubber of your shoes in SD. Unfortunately I got greedy and excited at the same time and it made for a quick finish to a good run. As for AG glow, I played for nearly a half hour only to have 1/5 of your score. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. Send me a friend request, so I can get beat down by master.

@Obscured

I'm a knockin' on your door. (please don't score any higher, I can't take the stress.)

Posted on 05.10.09 04:37 AM by david

@the Probe

Screen name Pfish69

Posted on 05.10.09 04:38 AM by david

@CONRAD

have you ever spit off a building or bridge? he's spitting from his invisible plane. lol

Posted on 05.10.09 06:33 AM by DO2K03

@Coker/Travis

I know the avatars release is out of your hands. I been looking forward to new avatars since Noel said they were coming in 08 on the PS blog. So my whine is not directed at any of you, you guys have done an incredible job supporting this game and have always taken the challenge of new firmware features...

Thats why Im looking forward to whatever crazy project you guys do next, because Im sure that unlimited support and community feedback will be in there.

Posted on 05.10.09 07:14 AM by Captain_Fury

It seems to me that Ded Baron's L2+Circle pose is him trying to pull the cord on his parachute, but I'm a little curious if that's correct also.

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.10.09 07:46 AM by Travis

@Conrad - It looks like he's trying to pull the ripcord on his parachute.

Posted on 05.10.09 08:01 AM by TonyB

@Idol Minds - HA! Take this how you will, but I assure you, it is in no way a complaint/whine/condemnation. But Plat club Mad Science is the 1st video game I have played that actually cheats! It's awesome! You can be shooting/sliding at a container and it will suddenly slide away like a gust of wind hit it, when there is nothing blowing up around it, or it is nowhere near the fans or the wind that comes from the launcher! I swear it happens 3 or 4 times a round. It's a great little device Idol Minds... Cost me a new low time a minute ago, that's why I had to write this now... BEWARE THE GHOST WINDS OF THE MORNINGWOOD HIGHSCHOOL GYM!!! MWAH HAHAHAHA!!!

You guys still can't stop me though! I want to own this mode and until I get a poster of my pretty face hung up in that gym!!!

Which just gave me an Idea... How about a banner hanging in each area that displays the name and score of the person on top of the leaderboard for that area? So when you go to MT you see a Juggs banner with whatever his unbeatable time is hanging on the hotel... Banner in the Gym for The-Probe ect...

That would be pretty cool, just like in the old coin-ops when the high score was at the top of the game... I know that always made me want to play Galaga one more time to get my name up there!!!

Posted on 05.10.09 09:06 AM by TonyB

@TonyB - Dude, I was going to suggest the exact same idea. Only maybe make it the top 3 or 5 players of that mode on an ever changing in game leaderboard. What do ya say PAIN team?

@Joeseph - For me to put up a replay it has to be something I really think is worthy for people to watch. There's a ton of crap out there to wade through so I like to post process my vids with some music and have a general theme running through it. Like these ones. You've seen these but for anyone that hasn't then you better strap down and wear a helmet. I'm quite positive you will enjoy these. And the first one demonstrates how insane FWE was before they patched it. Click the 'HQ' button for crystal clearness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-2KOgtxyI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMSqv47MAQ

Peace

Posted on 05.10.09 12:12 PM by obscured

@obscured

its cool i just think your vids are the best there is and i also think spunky the clown is the funniest human being ever when in severe agony... soooo.... i think greatness + greatness = me laughing till im in my grave.

@everyone else

you really should check out obscureds vids they are the best your ever going to see period.... later.

Posted on 05.10.09 16:02 PM by joseph

@TonyB
You're on for that time. I'll get there, trust me. As for the juggs movin' around. That's what I like to call the "f%*k factor" Most games have it. It's enough to make you wanna blow up your tv, run it over, piss on it, then dump it in a river.

Posted on 05.10.09 16:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

How do u get AfterGlow?

Posted on 05.11.09 06:11 AM by 91st-quiteman

@91st-quiteman

You have to get a big alien (the one from Movie Studios) through the little air vent-chambers that the tiny ones are in before you crack the glass.

Also, I finished all my Morningwood High Reunion Tropheys, now I need to work on Sports Day.

Posted on 05.11.09 08:39 AM by Logan

@91st - If you can't figure it out ask google. There are some vids there showing an easy way to do it.

Posted on 05.11.09 09:46 AM by TonyB

I finally got the "King of Pain" trophy. Now I just need H&C to be fixed so I can get the "Ninja Pwn", so I will have 100% xmb trophies.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.11.09 14:07 PM by Rick

@ Everyone

I have never been able to get the across town in game trophy. Any ideas?

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.11.09 15:49 PM by Travis

@Travis - Just ooch down the street and back up it a few times in 1 shot... If you keep your run going for 4 or 5 minutes you'll get it.

Posted on 05.11.09 17:34 PM by TonyB

@ TonyB

Really??? I've been up and down the street many times (put up scores of 5+ million doing it). Videos on youtube say to launch out of the smokestack, superooch when hitting the explosive crate inside, then continuing to ooch until the timer runs out....but it hasn't worked. Pretty lost on that one.

LovesANewf

Posted on 05.11.09 18:04 PM by Travis

@fwe players

Has anybody found a way to blow the crates that falls down the big anti-gravity ray in sore spots plat club. I was up to at around 100 crates when a first trigger appeared down at the bottom. At around 550 there was 4 trigger crates stuck in the middle of the beam. 4 trigger is a lot of bonus crates. A lot.

Posted on 05.11.09 18:05 PM by flagada28

@Travis - Don't know what to tell you then... I've got that trophy 3 times (I have 2 PS3's and had to start over once) and never actually tried to get it.

Posted on 05.11.09 18:54 PM by TonyB

@Travis, launch out of 1 of the smoke stacks, superooch and keep oochin until u get it. It's going 2 take a couple tries but it does happen.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.11.09 19:06 PM by Rick

thnks for the help

Posted on 05.11.09 21:28 PM by 91st-quiteman

@ flagada

yea, they've been frustrating the heck out of me... my top run ended with 3 down there, and that was with me managing to actually get lucky and hit one before... I've been experimenting with different things: debris, falling at certain angles, etc, but most of the time it just screws me over and spits me out to die right at the edge.

@ Dave Walsh

Thanks for the game of FWE yesterday, and for taking the time afterward to answer some questions. PAIN is the only game I have played personally where you can play the creators online and ask all sorts of questions, and get actual answers. Cool as hell, another reason why (despite how many times I've been screwed over or generally p!ssed at the game), I still love PAIN almost two years later and still continue to play regularly.

@ Everyone (from Dave)

- No set dates for Museum, but hoping for mid-summer right now. Don't hold anybody to that tho, a lot of things still have to happen.

- Yes, a certain female character is getting a "special" new costume that's sure to make you swell with excitement Smile

- Win-Loss records for online are being looked into. They've already pushed the limit of what they can accomplish online, but if it's doable it will be done.

- Idol Minds have heard all the good ideas for environments after Museum, and they're looking into a few of them in particular. They love PAIN and will continue releasing new content for it, -as long as- Sony still wants new content. (that's the key)

- Some new stuff is already finished, but it's all up to Sony's marketing team as to when it actually gets released.

- The new Idol Minds game is coming along nicely, but they still cannot share what it's about, or whether or not it will be a PSN game or disc game.

Thanks again Dave for putting up with my questions and giving us some insight. Good stuff!

~ Blaze

Posted on 05.11.09 21:29 PM by John

@Baze - Thats cool that you talked to Dave but I'd take everything you hear from him with a grain of salt. He didn't even know the leaderboards had been wiped. I know I'LL never believe anything he says anymore.

Posted on 05.11.09 22:02 PM by qb2bTheReaper

I finally got the Double Shot trophy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzlMJi2Ng4

Sure, it looks easy in the video but I think that trophy may have taken more tries than any other in the game, ever. Even more than Chimney Sweep. Weird.

Earlier I finished all of the Darts and Fortress trophies too.

Now I only have ONE trophy in the ENTIRE game left to get...

...and thats Home A-Blown in Cratetastic (5,000 crates).

*sigh

Posted on 05.12.09 04:59 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Hey new characters are awesome! Since theres Daxter, can we pleaze have a Clank? (from Ratchet and Clank) I think they are from the same company, so theres probably a high chanc theyll let you. Keep up the good work!

Posted on 05.12.09 07:48 AM by scott

@qb2b
you are just incredible at this game

Posted on 05.12.09 18:14 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@qb2b - I got that one yesterday by accident! I nneded 1 point to beat Pfish so I went for the blue ball and have no idea how the red one was pushed, but as we were watching it went rolling across the line... we were crackin up!!!

Posted on 05.12.09 20:52 PM by TonyB

I still like pain,I have alot of stuff to get yet. I like playing ppl on line tht way u get to meet new friends. Pain keep up the good work. I hope to c some of u ppl on line,.

Posted on 05.12.09 20:59 PM by 91st-quiteman

@Reaper

dayum, obviously not a Dave Walsh fan I take it, LOL... oh well..

and that double shot trophy sucks, I've been close but haven't got it... then again I've only tried a few times

Posted on 05.12.09 21:53 PM by deadhead19420

@TonyB / Obscured

I like the top 3 idea for in game better than just the top score.. I'm in the top 3 in a bunch of stuff but don't have a #1 score in anything (btw thanks for that Obscured/paerley/Turd, etc).. lol Smile Smile

Posted on 05.12.09 21:55 PM by deadhead19420

@deadhead....

I've still never beaten you in MS FWE head to head... so you're still way up there in my book, even without a #1

Posted on 05.12.09 22:23 PM by Patrick

@deadhead - Uh, yeah, I probably shouldn't have made that post. I need to remember not to post after I've been drinkin'. Oh well, too late now. I also just realized I called your husband 'Baze', lol.

...anyway, I couldn't tell you the amount of times I got CLOSE on that Puntball trophy! I doesn't seem like It should've given so much trouble!

Posted on 05.12.09 23:17 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Top 3 or 5, whatever... I just think it would be cool to see a target as you play. Plus I have a No. 1 spot at the moment! (We'll see how long that lasts)

Posted on 05.13.09 02:13 AM by TonyB

i hope we get a new post/topic soon , this 1 kind of getting boring lol
maybe we could be told about the content yo uhave finished just dont know when your going to release it , please

Posted on 05.13.09 16:08 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

It would make the whole 'difficult trigger crates in the beam' alot less frustrating if they blew up when caught in the explosion of other crates, instead of just floating off and sometimes getting farther out of reach. It's quite a risk going for them anyway, so getting a huge pile of crates going off in one huge explosion would be a just reward, no?

Posted on 05.14.09 06:07 AM by The_Probe

@Dave/Travis/Idol Minds

Hey guys, there's a misprint on the in-game menu for Mime Toss. When you select Painful difficulty, Platinum time is listed as 3:05 when it's supposed to be 2:05. Probably should fix that...I already know two people who thought they were getting Platinum at only 3:05. Can't be fun... Smile

Posted on 05.14.09 06:15 AM by Vyrastas

@cronos1515,
Congrats on getting King of PAiN. I remember how happy i was when i finally got it last month.

@Scott,
Jak and Daxter was made by Naughty Dog and Ratchet and Clank was made by Insomniac. The two companies did work very closely when making those games though. I think they shared a studio when they worked for Universal.

Posted on 05.14.09 07:39 AM by Al3xX_420

@Vyrastas, I brought that up a while ago, about the MT time, that was when I was trying to get it to complete the "King of Pain". Maybe by the next update they will fix that time and have a fix for Hot & Cold.

Speakin of H&C, today in painful, using Jarvis because the lag seems to be less but still there, I was at 0:00 hit the 4th bear saw the timer register another 1:00, hit R1 to reset to the launcher and it just ended the game, didn't even register bear #4 only said 3 on the screen, freakin' frustrating, what the hell kind of bug is that!!!! Also when you have 0:00 on the timer you cannot use the overhead camera!!!!

cronos1515

Posted on 05.14.09 07:56 AM by Rick

@cronos1515

I know ecactly what you are talking about. I was playing it yesterday and it did that. It was doing it in plat club HnC a long time ago and they fixed it.

ATTN: Dave Walsh - Hot and Cold painful

Please look into this matter again. I had my camera ready and was trying to make a video demonstration of it but I never got to the next target bear.

Again... what happens is that occasionally when you have 0:00 time left, you can no longer use overhead view. I know now that when this happens, even if you reach the next target bear, 'DING' you hit it and your game is over. Very frustrating. Even if you get a time bonus while searching, when you reset to relaunch it ends your game.

Posted on 05.14.09 09:31 AM by obscured

420th comment! BLAZE!

Posted on 05.14.09 12:22 PM by Al3xX_420

@Coke, Dave, Travis

Can we have more info pretty please on the new top down camera.

I can get platinum on Mime Toss, Spank the Monkey, Hot n Cold, Clown Toss which are insane to do yet Chimney Sweep is utterly impossible since there is NO skill involved, based purely on luck.

Surely if players can get the skill to get Platinum on all these modes then having Chimney Sweep, a random ingame award for something so utterly ridiculously random is insane!

I can't wait for the this new camera mode but please tell us MORE!

All "Chimney Sweeped out"....

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.14.09 16:33 PM by

And yes FWE Platinum still eludes me.... Frown

@qb2bTheReaper

I got 222 Chimps in STM Painful putting me at 22nd on the leaderboard.

It took nearly 20 minutes to do that.

You have 15,555 chimps spanked on that leaderboard, is that a glitch or did you actually do that?

Seriously, how long did that take you?

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.14.09 16:38 PM by

It's qb2b's signature style. My homie don't play. His previous score before the wipe was 11,111. And his painful hi was 1,111. Coincidentally, his painful hi score is 1,555.

He's basically saying look, I'm gonna go ahead and take Spank the Monkey alright. So that's going to be mine ok but hey - go ahead, knock yourselves out I mean wha... hey I'm not here to tell you what ya can and can't have no sir.

So that magic number would be one thou...woops, no heh I mean FIFTEEN thou, fivefittysix. Hustle up now...go get em!

Posted on 05.14.09 17:11 PM by obscured

...correction - his platinum hi was 1,111 and is 1,555 now. So, anyone gettin close yet?

Posted on 05.14.09 17:15 PM by obscured

Seriously though, that would take like a day to do?

homerjnick

Posted on 05.14.09 17:19 PM by

@homerjnick, Chimney sweep is possible, it took me about 5,000 attempts but I finally got it, try and grab inside the chimney before you hit the box so it doesn't blow you to kingdom come.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.14.09 20:24 PM by Rick

@rick

wow only 5000 tries and you got it!!! wow.... i gotta be in the millions and still dont have that yet.

Posted on 05.14.09 21:35 PM by joseph

@ joseph

Me too mate, you watch the replays on YouTube and they are mostly luvk.

I am quite skillful at anticipating where he comes down and I get very close to the Chimneys but I tell you, I can Spank Monkeys with the best, I can throw a mime through a pane of glass with accuracy, I can destroy many a crate in FEW, I can rack up millions in free play.........yet this ingame trophy is based on luck..........

That is not fair!

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.14.09 22:49 PM by

@homerjnick

same here... iv done some pretty amazing stuff myself... some that was pure ungodly luck but just cant seem to nail that one.

Posted on 05.14.09 23:41 PM by joseph

btw... homerj... you like my new spunky youtube vids? and thanx for subscribing... the replays will never stop... decepticreep13 if you havent seen them.

Posted on 05.14.09 23:44 PM by joseph

god i love hurting that clown.

Posted on 05.14.09 23:45 PM by joseph

having weird phone conversation....

Posted on 05.15.09 00:03 AM by James

@joseph/decepticreep13

Yup saw your replays and thought they were very good hence the subscription!

Keep them coming!

Amazing, all these expert PAIN players but of course they too struggle with a luck trophy such as Chimney Sweep!

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.15.09 00:11 AM by

@Everyone: I will see if there’s something we can do about the Hot N Cold frame rate.

@Haskell: I am here. I was on vacation last week, but I am BACK in the hizzy now. Sorry I am catching up.

@Fireman: I don’t take myself too seriously and most people say things that are biting because they care. I am pretty good at ignoring noise. It’s not worth anyone’s time.

@Obscured: If you are talking about us correcting the top down camera then know that it’s something I am going to address in the new content push. I will let you know what happens here. The reason AP took so long was because it was the first expansion and we learned a lot from the rollout. In addition to that it was one of those situations were we were a little shocked at how well PAIN was doing. We didn’t plan well enough ahead there. Planning for success is hard because you never know. The cool part about PAIN now is that it’s a pretty tight ship now. Or at least miles away from where we used to be.

@Joseph: Yes we could do it but we would much rather devote time to LABS and new areas. We have a finite amount of resources on PAIN and we have to be careful about where we spend that. Your database idea is kinda appealing though.

@Vyrastas: Good catch I will see if we can’t correct that in a weekly update.


@BrainMachine: A fortress designer would be nice but beyond the scope of PAIN right now. A lot of these suggestions are being considered for anything we do next though.

@Fury: Let me just say that I too would like to have a PAIN avatar and were it within my power you and I both would have one. They have been submitted so we are just waiting on the okay from people other than us.

@Logan: The best oocher really depends. If you ask me it’s a toss up between Cookie and Jarvis although Ao is pretty good as well. I can’t really tell you how we will get things workin on future systems but I am sure a solution will work its way into our lives so I wouldn’t be too concerned about portability.

@Rob: There will be at least one major PAIN contest. Sooner than you might think….


@Rebecca: You will hear new characters/celeb news shortly. Maybe in the next few weeks.

@DO2KO3: At this point I am not really focusing on a demo of PAIN. It’s not in my short term goal list. Although I am sure people would like to have one I can’t see it happening anytime soon.

@LIAM: If you can’t get people to try PAIN then I am VERY disappointed in you. Have you no evangelism in your soul sir? LOL


@KylieD: Interesting solution to your PAINalympic issues.

@Al3xX_420: Everyone has opinions.. we take them all and run them up the flagpole.

@Juggz: YOU SIR ARE VERY WELCOME! HUZZAH

Posted on 05.15.09 06:47 AM by travis williams

@Travis - Ok I know you're just getting back from vaycay and trying to catch up. Not sure which camera issue you were speaking of but the most recent issue is with Hot and Cold painful. In this example, the camera issue is secondary to the main problem - which is a game killer.

Again... what happens is that occasionally when you have 0:00 time left, you can no longer use overhead view. I know now that when this happens, even if you reach the next target bear, 'DING' you hit it and your game is over. Very frustrating. Even if you get a time bonus while searching, when you reset to relaunch it ends your game.

Posted on 05.15.09 07:51 AM by obscured

09/03/08... Why is that number meaningfull?? Well, that would be the date of the 1st time I mentioned the horrid frame rate problem with Hot N' Cold. A few people chimed in that they we're having similar problems as well. I even tried deleting and re-downloading both PAIN and my save file, but the problem persists. I have 2 PS3's and the same happens on both. The game is, and has been for almost 3/4ths of a year...UNPLAYABLE. Please work on a fix for this guys, it's been long enough.

Posted on 05.15.09 09:31 AM by TonyB

@Travis

The best oocher I used was actually Hung Lo, I unlocked all the Tropheys for the first half of reunion, the Sports Day ones...a but trickier.

Posted on 05.15.09 09:41 AM by Logan

@homerjnick - Yeah, what Obscured said.
But don't you worry yourself about 'lil ole STM Painful leaderboard. If you want to prove yourself on STM, give Plat club a try. Thats where the real fun begins. Painful is just kid's stuff, Plat Club is very challenging. I didn't even like STM until I started playing Plat Club. Who knows, maybe you'll become the SECOND player in the world to get a platinum metal on STM Plat Club! Give it a shot!

Posted on 05.15.09 18:07 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Oh, and a couple of days.
With breaks, of course.

Posted on 05.15.09 18:10 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Re: best Oochers

I'll have to agree with Travis, I'd say Cookie and Jarvis.
On the Paindemonium type modes, I usually use Cookie, Jarvis, or The Hoff
On tossing modes, I always use Ginger.
On HnC, I use Scurv Dog.
Cratetastic I use blue shoes.
STM? ...none other than, The Dude.

Posted on 05.15.09 18:23 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@travis

thanx for the response and i totally understand... i just wanted to throw that idea at you.

anyway i have a growing concern about the direction pain is going... just here me out... while you guys have been adding really awsome content to my favorite game ever... it just seems you guys are starting to forget about what makes this game my favorite ever... THE HUMOR... dont get me wrong... i love everything you guys have released... but it seems like everything released after amusement park you guys started to focus on pain being cool rather then being funny... cant it be both like how it used to be? i dont even play movie studio cause its just not funny... what im saying is in downtown and amusement park there wer npcs that really wer funny and just made you want to hurt them... in downtown you had the mime, granny, ed, and those hilarious consruction workers that are just priceless to slam into cars just o hear them say... do i look like a trampoline or somthin...

Posted on 05.15.09 19:02 PM by joseph

... and how can you not love crushing the skull of that annoying mime? and in amusement park you got the gay pirate, the old beaver, the real t.rex and the legendary spunky the clown who is the greatest character ever created in video game history... i really get a geat many of chuckles hurting these people... but movie studio and sore spots dont have npcs like them... aliens... boring... scientists... boring... mummys and gladiators... borimg... and sore spots you guys just recycled npcs and used launchees ans npcs... dont get me wrong... i love all your hard work and really love how much ain has grown and will continue to support you guys and get everything you guys release and love pain... i just dont want you guys to forget what makes pain so great to me the humor... just watch my youtube vids... decepticreep13... to see how much i like the humor aspect of pain... and hopefully ill have more hilarious material to use in future replays...well thanx for reading this... later.

Posted on 05.15.09 19:22 PM by joseph

@qb2bTheReaper

Tried STM Platinum Club last night, got a whopping 14...did I beat your score? Smile

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.15.09 23:26 PM by

@ Travis

Please tell us more about the MAJOR PAIN CONTEST I'm all excited over this.

Posted on 05.16.09 00:15 AM by Slaminthelamb

PRIZES ???

I really want a Pain T-shirt.

Posted on 05.16.09 00:22 AM by Slaminthelamb

Lighten up Francis. One of these men may save your life one day soldier. Then again sir, maybe one of us wont.

Joeseph, the point is, is I get your point. No funny npc's as you said. Afterglow has it's own atmosphere though. I like what they did. Balancing gameplay in Sore Spots must be insanely difficult. These guy's are getting very good. Museum will rule. Hope it's HUGE MAN . HUGE.

CMON IDOL MINDS - GIVE US SOMETHING HUGE!!!
Sorry.

Both new areas have much more inuendo and all the wisecrackin goes on over the speaker system.
Your gay pirate buddy hangs out in the boys locker room. You'll never see him, but he's still orally funny.

So y'know - you got that going for ya. And cacti is funny. Now you're stylin.

I know, not helping. But I love having 5 unique maps each with mega stuff to do. And AP is the beauty of them all. That one's a masterpiece. Needs more modes. Pity.

I was just goofin on ya but I do get your cause for the melancholy posting.
You made me feel melancholy man. Try to refrain from that ok. Prish.

No , no it's all cool. We're cool. No it's just like I mean I really enjoy the game as is. And when I hear someone start cappin on them I feel like saying Hey, if if your jonesin so bad for a laugh go tickle frickin tickle me Elmo hah'!

Lol - Peace

Posted on 05.16.09 01:09 AM by obscured

@qb2bTheReaper
Sounds good, i usually use Nigel for FWE, he always seems to get sneaky ooch in when you think the run is over.

Posted on 05.16.09 02:39 AM by George

@Joeseph - OK, I do agree with you about Movie Studios having a shortage of funny npcs to hurt but I do NOT think Pain is going in a downward direction.
I think the gym might the funniest enviro yet! Maybe its the actual invironment that I find humorous more than the npcs but still, I think its funny to be able to wreak Havok on the launchable characters. I don't see it as being recycled, we were never able to do that before, I think its a fresh idea.
As for Area 69, maybe it IS more 'cool' than funny but it certainly isn't 'not funny' and its not only 'cool' but its 'freakin cool!', I mean, just look at all of that alien technology to play with! Thats crazy! Also Area 69 is counterbalanced with the simultaneous release of the gym, I don't think either environment is necessarily a sign of what direction Pain is headed, it just means that Idol Minds is giving us more variety, thats all.
I agree with Obsy, I think the Museum is going to rock your socks off.

The scientists...boring? I'm diggin' them actually. The only problem I have with them is that they are NOT real and they are NOT in my bedroom.

Posted on 05.16.09 03:36 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@homerjnick - Lol, uh, not quite.
Everbody has to start somewhere.
Keep trying. Smile

Posted on 05.16.09 03:40 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@George - Yes, you are right about Nigel but I like the way Cookie & Jarvis 'handle' better. I can usually get a sneaky Ooch out of those two also.

Posted on 05.16.09 03:50 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Joseph: I think it’s funny you say we are focused on being cool because I think that the cool part about PAIN is how funny it is. We were putting together the sound tracks for the PAIN Museum trailer and I told the guys… could you make the farts a little louder please? I looked over to Coker and said.. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? WHO SAYS THAT IN A WORK TYPE SITUATION? The cool part of PAIN to me is the insertion of a fair amount of slang we weave into PAINs goals. Coke, Christian (the San Diego Senior Director of PD) and myself really do speak to each other like we run a rap label. That’s more than likely what you see in PAIN… but just so you know I will try to turn up the “funny” a little more. It’s the least we can do.

@TonyB: …and I hear you loud and clear sir. I will beat Dave Walsh and Carl Bartlett about the face and neck on Hot N Cold and see what can be done. Chances are Carl told Dave not to do something and Dave did it anyway.

@Slamin: I’ve got to talk to the other people involved first. But trust me when I say it’s in the works.

@Obscured: The Museum is quite large. You’ll enjoy it. The trophy “Keepin it RAIL” is my favorite thing to do and I can honestly spend HOURS doing it. I come over to Coker’s office and keep trying to earn it and he’s like “Don’t you wanna do anything else in here?” To which I respond… yeah just not now. SHHH! I don’t mind people talking about what they like in PAIN Obscured. The reason we get a lot of responses is because people CARE which is a shade better than an empty site where no one gives a crap. You feel me?

@Reaper: I call that Ooch power the “twitch” Jarvis occasionally will get that extra twitch move I love it!

@Everyone: On the comedy tip I will take the credit for sometimes being the “killjoy” The design staff on PAIN rides a thin line between funny and just LEWD and the person who stands in judgment of it all is me (most of the time) to know me is to know I have very little in terms of tact. I have to make sure we are being FUNNY but in a coy way. If you only seen what rides would have been in the Abusement Park if I didn’t say NO (ugh) Lately PAIN has become like this subtle mix of insanity and skill to me and I will take the hit for siding with play more than giggle lately. They are not mutually exclusive and Coke and I will push Dave & Company a little harder to make sure we remain “cheeky” It’s a fair criticism and I want to thank you guys for expressing your concerns.

MORE Phallic and Fart jokes COMIN UP!

Posted on 05.16.09 04:28 AM by travis williams

@travis

Keepin it RAIL?

Sounds interesting, hope it is as hard as King of PAIN!

homerjnick

Posted on 05.16.09 04:34 AM by

@Travis
Is there a pain labs coming out today? Nice work on the last one (Y)

Posted on 05.16.09 05:19 AM by George

@Travis
Ignore that, ive just realised its wednesday haha. Sorry i lose all track of days when its the holidays ¬¬

Posted on 05.16.09 05:23 AM by George

@Idol Minds / O Mighty PAIN Creators

I don't know if this has been brought up somewhere else amidst the other 500 comments... I apologize if it already has.

Something I've noticed is that since the Sore Spots content update, when I upload videos to youtube, they seem slightly glitched - they freeze for half a second here or there. Most of the ones I've uploaded are from Sore Spots and it's pretty noticeable in many of the vids I've posted. I've done one from Downtown and it's a little jerky at times but not as bad as the Sore Spots ones.

I don't know if it's something on youtube's end or part of export process from PAIN (the replay editor in PAIN plays back fine). Somewhere between there it glitches. It's not my PC or Internet as I've viewed them on several different PCs in different locations and it's always like that.

Here's a good example of one I uploaded last night. The action freezes for half a second a few times at the beginning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWYzrUP49i4

Not a huge deal, but I find it annoying and thought I'd bring it to your attention. Smile Thanks as always.

Posted on 05.16.09 05:34 AM by Vyrastas

I also did one where I exported to the hard disk, edited it on PC and posted to youtube, and that one came out fine, with no freezing, so I'm thinking it's part of the youtube export process...

Posted on 05.16.09 05:35 AM by Vyrastas

@Vyrastas
Nice channel, ive been looking for help with some of the XMB trohpies for a while but some of the search results on youtube are so irrelevant i gave up. Youve got my subscription anyways (Y)

Posted on 05.16.09 05:39 AM by George

@Travis - Thank you sir, I really want to play that mode again! Also... Just a guess here, but will the museum have a painting of "The Moaning Lisa"??? HAHA!! I crack myself up!! I'm also hoping for a statue of the Mime that can be busted into a billion pieces...after all the add ons we've had, I still hate that guy more than anything in the game, although the cactus is starting to run a close 2nd!!! Keep chuggin fellas!!!

Posted on 05.16.09 05:59 AM by TonyB

@George
Hey thanks, man. I've posted mostly in-game trophies as opposed to the XMB ones (I'll add more for those eventually), but hopefully some of them will help you. People don't always tag their videos or title their videos very well, so there's a lot of good PAIN stuff out there that's a bit hard to find sometimes.

Posted on 05.16.09 06:10 AM by Vyrastas

@Vyrastas
Yeah ive never really been one for the pain trophies anyways, only really like going for the leaderboards. But my router has been dead the last couple of weeks ¬¬ Just got a new one though so will start hitting the leaderbaords soon, and i think ill have a go at the trophies as well.

Posted on 05.16.09 06:17 AM by George

@Travis - I feel ya plasma. Thanks for replying. I's just yankin Joeseph's chain. I actually agree that some funny may have fallen by the wayside, but gameplay has suffered none. Just 2 more very unique and fun areas to trash. Nice job on the cherry bomb garden in the gym!

Posted on 05.16.09 06:22 AM by obscured

@George
I'm bit of the opposite, I've posted a few decent scores on some of leaderboards, but haven't focused on them that much... only got into the in-game trophies while working on King of PAIN and going after them all has certainly improved my game in all events. I may try to jockey for position on some of the boards eventually...but there's some crazy mutants here that will be tough to beat. Smile

Posted on 05.16.09 06:46 AM by Vyrastas

@travis

thanx for hearing me out... and its great to know that you guys are going to focus more on the humor as it is the thing that makes pain perfect.

Posted on 05.16.09 07:01 AM by joseph

@obscured

its all good in my hood... and yes i agree that ap is the masterpiece and definitely could benefit from more modes... and yes your right about the easter eggs in sore spots they are funny but i cant make funny replays outta them.
@qb2bthereaper
i aint sayin pains goin in a downward direction... ms and ss are totally awsome... everything the have released is awsome... im just sayin the humor is what makes pain perfect... thats all... and the gym funnier then ap... hmmm... dont agree wit that... anyway we had some great games goin the other day... cant wait to play you again... and im dying to play you obscured... later.

Posted on 05.16.09 07:15 AM by joseph

@Idol Minds - Big request here... Can you PLEASE tell me the rules for the cherry bombs?!?! Sometimes they blow, sometimes not... I've tried to figure out the pattern , but there doesn't seem to be one... Me can't understand funny red boom booms!! Please help head no hurt!!! Grassy-ass!!

Posted on 05.16.09 07:31 AM by TonyB

only thing i understand about the cherries is if u blow them up by exploding a chemical in mad science they knock 6seconds of your time

Posted on 05.16.09 08:02 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@coker

when will granny in swimsuit be available?

also, is it possible to make the rectangular tables in sore spots break in half after a couple hits, like in wrestling? thank! love the new contents!

Posted on 05.16.09 08:02 AM by hunter316

Amuesment park was brilliant
its still my faviourite area to play in , but yes it does lack in single player game modes
maybe it could have
fun with explosives
spank spunky (or spank something)
barreltastic
maybe another PAINdemonium type mode for it
maybe even a future mode your making
i feel amusement park is the best because idolminds spent months on that area , to get it perfect , and it was , alot of effort went into it , and maybe with the new'er areas there coming quicker which is better , but not so much effort put in

Posted on 05.16.09 08:07 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Mr Travis Williams
explain yourself sir
yo usaid that you could only add new xmb trophies , that are to do with the new content you are adding
when you added movie studio to the game , you added a new trophy, glass lass which required you to break 500 panes of glass in mime toss with a female character
that is old content , no females were added with the movie studio , and definetly no new mime toss meaning thats old content
and you added a trophy for it
you said here on the website you could not add new trophies for old content
so as i am right , u can still add trophies for online play & smack pack

anywayz will we ever hear of the street fighter characters agen ??? i so badly want them , and the annoying thing is you got to play wiv them , before they wernt released

Posted on 05.16.09 09:21 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@NUFCRULE

those are some good points... travis could you please respond to nufcrules posts as iv wondrered all that myself.

Posted on 05.16.09 10:18 AM by joseph

You get a set amount of points to use towards trophies that are relevant to new content being provided. There's no rule (that I know of) that trophies have to be available at the time content is made available. If there was, pain would not have trophies as trophies weren't added until after pain was released. If you add up the points from the content released to date, it's pretty close to 0 points left. Just because a trophy related to the female characters came out AFTER the characters, does not mean it was not for that content. I've not seen the actual 'points agreement' but I'd guess that each new (pay for) character contributes around enough points for a bronze trophy, maybe a little less. The point here is, all the points for the content we already have are likely used up, and they have to provide more content before they can add more trophies.

Posted on 05.16.09 10:40 AM by Patrick

@Patrick
So lemme get this straight...Sony award Idol Minds points for each content update and these points can be used on new trophies?

Posted on 05.16.09 10:46 AM by George

I believe it's not 100% content based, but the $$ of the available content.

Posted on 05.16.09 11:32 AM by Patrick

@Travis
What's up man.Can I ask you two questions?
1.Is there a possible release date on Museum.
2.Who is that woman in the scooter in the billboards.
3.When's the Granny coming out?
Oops,that's three.Anyways,I would like to share something to you and everybody.

@The PAIN Team,The Community,and To Anybody To Whom It May Concern
I was thinking of something for PAIN,and hopefully no one mentioned it already,but...how about PAIN Portable!Call it what you like,I think PAIN should be for the PSP.I even drew an attempt of PAIN Portable controls.Check it out!Here's a link. http://www.flickr.com/photos/36499996@N06/3571199601/ .Please re-assure me if I missed something,like The PAIN Team already mentioning,or a control.Just let me know.

Peace

Posted on 05.16.09 16:14 PM by PS3Potential

So Travis or Coke? When will you show us your next characters? I had an idea of a pure white stones Gladiatior staue with Medusa's head and a classic stone beard with a curved tip. He would fit into the museum.

Posted on 05.16.09 17:08 PM by Logan

@ps3potential

that woman in the scooter you speak of is actually in one of the mad science modes... i forget witch one though.

Posted on 05.16.09 17:56 PM by joseph

@Vyrastas

I have had the same problem with jumpiness in the vids. I do my post production in Premier which tells me my frame rates for the saved replays. On clips where I don't use a Super Ooch, my frame rates will be a standard 29.97 fps. But Super Ooch clips have varied from 29.42 fps all the way down to 28.86 fps.

Do your jumpy vids contain Super Ooch's in them?

TheSkipinator (in case my name doesn't appear below).

Posted on 05.16.09 17:59 PM by Skip

ooohhhhh... so the skipinator finally reveals himself... nice 600 million score in afterhours... amazing... my high is 37 mill... add me... decepticreep13... i wanna play you in trauma sometime.
later.

Posted on 05.16.09 19:27 PM by joseph

@joeseph

Nice to meet you. I actually lurk about in the background here quite often. I just don't usually have anything to say that hasn't already been asked or answered. Unlike many on the internet, if I don't have anything to say, I don't say it.

That 632M run in Afterhours was a fun afternoon. I was cruising along when I realized I was getting close to the 300M top score. I kept working it and was right around 290M and I get a super throw out of the vent on the right side of the park. I bounce of the volcano and I am doing everything wrong all of a sudden. Burned through my Ooch's and I'm completely out of control. Then I get swallowed up by the short section of closed water ramp behind Da Bomb. I'm screaming "NO NO NO NO NO!!!!". Time's up, and I'm pissed! So I relaunched without a reset and just went to town. Next thing I know I'm at 350M and I just kept going. I had a blister on the side of my left middle finger from that hole in the back of the controller. Stupid thing bugged me for over a week.

Well, I seem to have broken my rule of nothing to say, don't say it. I will add you to my list, but I really don't get online very much. I'll look you up if I get there though!

Talk at you later.

Posted on 05.16.09 19:46 PM by Skip

I know some of you *looks at deadhead* don't like the PS3 for a Blu-ray/DVD player, but I just got the Logitech Harmony remote adapter for PS3 and let me tell you it's sweet! 1 remote for everything now, and if you use a Harmony remote you know how wonderful they are... A few settings via the 'ol PC and a few tweaks to get all the controls EXACTY how I want them and BLAMMO!!! Full control of every function of my PS3, from movies to shopping on the PSN... it works great! Even for using the web browser!!!

@Skip - For real dude... That score is just re-dang-diculas!!!

Posted on 05.16.09 21:36 PM by TonyB

@Vyrastas
You inspired me to start uploading videos now...didnt realise how simple the video editor actually was to use. Just started today but im getting there Smile >>> www.youtube.com/profile

Posted on 05.17.09 08:02 AM by George

Whoops wrong link >> http://www.youtube.com/user/DDingdong3

Posted on 05.17.09 08:02 AM by George

ive finally got sore spotting

Posted on 05.17.09 10:32 AM by James

@skipinator

sweet... im a good player although im sure you'll cream me... i just love playing all the mutants to see how they play... i learn alot by doing that... hell iv gotten so much better just by playing against qb2bthereaper alot... see ya in the game room.
later.

Posted on 05.17.09 10:56 AM by joseph

@Joseph
Fancy a game sometime?

Posted on 05.17.09 11:02 AM by George

@george

shure... just add me.

Posted on 05.17.09 13:04 PM by joseph

@Joseph
Cool...ur PSN ID joseph?

Posted on 05.17.09 13:35 PM by George

@Skip
The jumpiness doesn't seem localized to any particular thing in the video, but it does appear to happen more often when coming into contact with a lot of things in the environment at once - kinda like how some older games slow down when there are too many individual elements moving about on the screen. I've been looking at my vids since the Sore Spots release and others around youtube and many still show the jumpiness even without super oochs or lots of activity... it will happen when the character is just ooching across the floor.

@George
Sweet, nice vids, man. Keep posting them... I always learn new techniques and stuff about PAIN by watching others play it. Smile

Posted on 05.17.09 13:37 PM by Vyrastas

@Vyrastas
Cheers man Smile You've got definately got my subscription, i managed to get another 3 in-game throphies today because of your vids (Y)I'm off to play pain in a sec, ill add you then Smile

Posted on 05.17.09 13:48 PM by George

@george

decepticreep13

Posted on 05.17.09 16:18 PM by joseph

@ Travis n Coke

Where's my video!
lol sorry I mean when is the PAINalympics trailer being released?
Once again you guys have me crawling the walls with anticipation.

Posted on 05.17.09 17:29 PM by Slaminthelamb

Frickin Crickets around here today!

Posted on 05.17.09 23:41 PM by TonyB

@TonyB: Well, just fire up an argument with someone, that usually gets the ball rolling Tong

Posted on 05.18.09 05:13 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Sore Spots is starting to smell like turds.
Atomic ones. ;-P

Posted on 05.18.09 08:20 AM by obscured

Now everybody's heard
about the turd.
Turd turd turd
turd-turd's the word!

Posted on 05.18.09 18:27 PM by obscured

Just got this DLC a few days ago and have to say, I LOVE IT! The alien reserach center is my favourite stage so far.

I do have one problem though. Since the latest patch my replay editor has been acting up. Whenever I go to create a new clip the editor freezes and I have to press the PS button to open the XMB, agin to close it and then triangle to get back to the editor. Only after doing that will it let me alter the length of the clip. Is there anything I can do about that or will it require patching? Also sometimes the video will just freeze too. I cans till preview the replay and it will change to the cameras I have put down but the images are frozen.

Great game though guys and the DLC is top notch and well worth the cash imo.

Posted on 05.18.09 19:14 PM by Michael

@Knizzle - What's your problem dude? You always say the worst things on this board!!! You should NEVER post here again!!!!!!!

@Knizzle - How was that??? I know...lame. My heart wasn't in it... HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted on 05.19.09 00:56 AM by TonyB

@Obscured

Ha-ha! I gave it my best shot, but that ******* T-Rex got me. He came out of nowhere! I'm in a sad place at this very moment, so much time and effort and still something crazy like 200mill short!

Posted on 05.19.09 01:07 AM by The_Probe

how come i have a feeling them dev guys are making a beach level? lol

Posted on 05.19.09 01:58 AM by DO2

and pamala anderson will be the next celeb. i want a sex sista. stacy dash. lol

Posted on 05.19.09 02:00 AM by DO2

Stacy Dash = MMmmmm...Yummy!!

Posted on 05.19.09 02:49 AM by TonyB

*chirp chirp*

Posted on 05.20.09 09:27 AM by deadhead19420

so basically
the PSP Go Exists , pretty much definate
perfect time for
PAIN Portable or Portable PAIN

Posted on 05.20.09 09:28 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Yeah, but I'm bummed they didn't add another analog stick...

Posted on 05.20.09 15:54 PM by TonyB

They'll likely add a second analog on the PSP2, whenever it's announced.

Posted on 05.20.09 18:05 PM by Absent Attendee

if you look at the new psp go , there is a really simple place they could of put it , but instead they put the start and select button there , which could be in the middle
but im glad they got rid of umd , im really liking the idea of having all the games on hdd , with psp and ps3

Posted on 05.21.09 01:09 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Where is everybody? Do we really have to start an argument?

Having Pamela Anderson totally ruin the game? I mean it would just be a freakin' Baywatch game then. With Hoff and Pam. People would never play it again. Who wan't a Baywatch game, anyway.

...of course, I kid. Just be sure there are large breasted women in tight skinpy bathing suits running in slow motion, and I'm there. Also be sure to include sharks, and a ski boat that you can launch to and grab hold of the ski rope. In fact, maybe you have to grab the rope, and actually Jump The Shark while wearing the Hoff's leather jacket... Make sure he say's "Aaaay" when he does it.

Posted on 05.21.09 02:16 AM by TheBrainMachine

@TheBrainMachine
I guess your not called the Brain Machine for nothing aye Wink

Posted on 05.21.09 06:03 AM by George

I like the Happy Days reference... Nice Brain!

Posted on 05.21.09 07:04 AM by TonyB

@Liam - Not adding a 2nd stick might be the dumbest thing Sony has done in a while. Isn't that the thing everybody asked for the most? Everyone I know who has one wanted it. And why change to MS micro? Like the MS Duo is too big?? Please... that's just looking for a way to get more of our money. I'm also bummed about the smaller screen. What is the sense in that? Why would anyone do that? It's like they didn't even try...The 4.3 screen was a good size to watch movies on planes and buses, but now it's too small to see, so that sucks.

I'm a giant Sony whore, I have more Sony gear than Best Buy, but this makes no sense... All the UMD games are now useless, you have to buy new memory cards, the screen is smaller, they made no control improvments, and I have a feeling that if your hands are bigger than the average 8 year old's, it will be a PAIN (see I stayed on topic!) to use because of it's smaller size. This PSP has FAIL written all over it. I'm gonna stick with my current PSP.

Posted on 05.21.09 07:33 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
Fair Point

Posted on 05.21.09 07:44 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

It's almost as bad as Nintendo used to be.Gameboy,Gameboy Color,Gameboy Pocket,etc.Are we close to more celebs being announced? Also, any advice on the 200 mile trophy in downtown?I would think I would have had that by now.Thanks guys.

Posted on 05.21.09 09:49 AM by Bill

UH OH. Ive got a big problem :@ Ive heard before of the PS3 having the Xbox equivelent 'Red Ring of Death' but havent heard much more then that. But i think ive just had it :S If anyone else has had it (where the console beeps 3 times when turned on, the light then changes to orange, then to flshing red and stays like that until turned off) please tell me what to do!!

Posted on 05.22.09 08:14 AM by George

@George
PS3 doesn't have that problem I don't think so. Maybe you should just keep restarting it until it works.

@Everyone else
All you guys do is whine and whine some more. Sure they haven't announced anything new, but whining about it isn't going to make something come faster.

Posted on 05.22.09 13:17 PM by Logan

@Logan

Shut up.

@George

Yes, it is a PS3 problem. Google "yellow light shutdown" or something to that effect. I think there's solutions for it. My problem is my 40 gig PS3 has a piece of sh!t bluray player (just like all early 40 gig models do) and it already crapped out, one month out of warranty. Sony is funny thinking I'd pay them $150 to fix THEIR crappy bluray that they decided to use to save money. So, I'll end up fixing it myself, eventually... buy the part off eBay or somethin.. but for now I can play just PSN games.

Posted on 05.22.09 13:42 PM by deadhead19420

@logan
you whine aswell , so what deadhead said shut up

@george
the ps3 can get blue screen of death , have a look at that aswell , im not sure the effects of it , but i guess it involves a blue screen

Posted on 05.22.09 14:02 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@OBSCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you put your PS3 away for, I don't know, lets say 8 months? Imagine my dismay when I finally got 111 mil in After Glow, happy with what I thought would be #2 spot, only to find out that you got gagillion points and I have been resigned to #3 spot, that's unless another one of you PAIN mutant freakazoids, beat me down over the night.

Posted on 05.22.09 14:12 PM by david

@phish.... was that Obscured in the voice of Captain Kirk yelling Kahn?

Posted on 05.22.09 14:37 PM by Patrick

@Everyone else
All you guys do is whine and whine some more. Sure they haven't announced anything new, but whining about it isn't going to make something come faster.

Posted on 06.01.09 11:17 AM by Logan

And I got crapped on for giving this jerk a hard time... unreal...

Posted on 05.22.09 14:42 PM by TonyB

@Everyone else AGAIN

You guys fill this forum with crap, why do you think I, and many others, don't post and talk to you? You guys think that you can whine and make everything better. And also, I don't whine anymore, Coke and Travis actually read this crap you guys post and they must realize they have the worst forum (people, not internet posting wise) How do you think this makes them feel for reputation and otherwise?

Posted on 05.22.09 14:52 PM by Logan

@ Obscured

ZOINKS!!! I turn my back for two minutes!.... Nice score dude! *clenches teeth*. The only problem with massive scores is that it's so disheartening to get close to them and fall short. This is just my opinion of course but that score's going to be there for a long time, just seeing a score that big automatically puts you off bothering to go for it lol.

I doff my cap to you Sir, Bravo!

Posted on 05.22.09 15:00 PM by The_Probe

@PSP Go complainers:
The idea of the Go is an introductory system, aimed more at kids. It's cheaper, more stylish (for some version of style), and is trying to compete with DSi, That is why it came out. Second analog stick wouldn't work with older games, and think about trying to maneuver your hands on two little analog sticks on a small system like that and not drop it.

I'm predicting a price point right around $100. No UMD = No laser, no motor, and no door hinge. Large savings in mfg cost. The addition of bluetooth is a good idea, they should port that to the normal PSP, but other than that, it's really a simpler system, and not likely to be easily hacked. My big question is will the camera and GPS work with it.

I like my UMDs and won't be getting one.

Posted on 05.22.09 15:37 PM by srart

@Logan - Believe what you want, but you are the one starting this. Nobody was arguing about anything until you started calling people whiners for no apparent reason... Liam and I were having a conversation about the PSPgo, at a time when there had been 4 posts in 3 days... Some of us use this space to chat about all kinds of video game topics at times... I ask, why do you feel the need to open your mouth? You are an idiot. Leave us alone and stop hassleing people for no reason...and all I need for proof are the PSN mssgs I get from people asking me what YOUR problem is...

I think Travis & Co. enjoy what they have as far as an online community, I think that because HE SAYS THAT HIMSELF!!! Now please stop being a PAIN (on topic again!) and let people discuss things with thier freinds, and stop trying to be some kind of forum cop or whatever you think you are...

@srart - I agree with some of what you say, but I still think a 2nd analog stick would be worth it... Have you tried playing Super Stardust portable? With 1 stick it's really lame, they have you use the 4 buttons as the 2nd analog and it doesn't work well. I guess I was just hoping for an upgrade to the PSP, not a "lite" version of it.

Posted on 05.22.09 16:08 PM by TonyB

@deadhead19420
Yeah i thought Sony were quite effiecent until i rang them today. Heres the wonderful help they offered me: "Leave it over night and try turning it on again in the morning, if that doesnt work then you will need to pay £150 for a new PS3" Thanks Sony, really. I cant wait to splash out all that money because you fucked up your console. Unfortunately it doesnt even work...I cant even turn it on. It just beeps three times, then flashes with a red light. Apparently the PS3 has some sort of PS2 chip in it which can overheat and just melt basically, which might be whats happening to me. But Im just going to have to wait until morning. If it doesnt work not only will i lose all my data and my bloody PAIN trophies ive been working on this week, but my wallet will be £150 lighter. And Sony...well as far as im concerned...they fucked up.

Posted on 05.22.09 16:16 PM by George

@Patrick - LOL to the Kahn reference! You nailed it man!
KAAAAAAAAHHHHNNN!!! (echoes throughout the quadrant!)

@pfish - Please, don't hate on me because I'm beautiful - I use Pert Plus: Hair and Body! (runs fingers through hair) And just look at that shine!
Seriously though it was a desperate attempt to reclaim some dignity for my thus far unsuccessful attempts to colonise and rule over the new FWE territory's.
As for your unfortunate dismay, I think a great deal of credit is owed to >>>>>>>>>>

@The_Probe - For his unrelenting crusade of domination over several modes. Not least of which is both FWE modes in (funnily enough) The Probe area. When the cloudster feels backed into a corner well, he gots to come out swingin' haymakers.
It's kind of like that score you got on Uranus Assault - a bit off putting!
But Probe, dude...you ARE the Atomic Turd! You can't give up man. You know the dance! Just reach deep within yourself and grasp your inner Turd!!! Glove's? Check!

Peace

Posted on 05.22.09 16:22 PM by obscured

@TonyB

Really? I started this? Why don't you read the 20 or so posts above mine. Tell me what you read. You guys do fight and do certainly have short tempers, you guys argue and fight and call each other idiots because someone bring up a point. Real juvenile. Why can't you guys admit that you guys DO fight and DO start arguments for the dumbest of reasons sometimes? Travis and Coke say that because it would be kind of hard to say "You guys are spamming our forum (or blog in cases) up with your crap about what we don't do, we are only one studio." And isn't this the PAIN forum blog thing, shouldn't we be discussing PAIN and all it's glory? Shouldn't we make Travis and Coke proud by being mature and discussing the game with requests not complaints? Agree?

Posted on 05.22.09 16:52 PM by Logan

WOW.........


Logan at his childish antics AGAIN!


Why don't you go find a Power Rangers forum to cry on.
Or maybe write a letter to Oprah, she's got a big heart, maybe she will cry with you.

My brain hurts from trying to figure you out. How old are you???

12?

13?

okay, maybe your 200 but you have the mental capacity of a teenybop & the attitude of my 18 month old daughter when I tell her NO.

Please dude, homie, brethren, bff, buddy......


Take it somewhere else!!!!

Posted on 05.22.09 16:54 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ All Where has all the love gone?

Posted on 05.22.09 16:59 PM by Slaminthelamb

Logan... There isn't any fighting above your post for 20 or more posts... You don't read the board do you? We give each other crap all the time in fun... We give each other a hard time for beating each others scores, we do this kind of stuff because we have made friends with each other over the last almost 2 years some of us have been posting here...

watch this...

@Juggs - You are an egghead
@Liam - You smell funny
@Obsy - You clothes are dirty

Do you think those are fights? Don't you have any friends? This is how people goof off with each other. We give each other a hard time! You need to go outside and talk to some real people or something.

@Slammin - Plenty of love here... I keep it in a box in my closet, right next to the foot powered air pump!!

Posted on 05.22.09 17:12 PM by TonyB

@Logan

Take this from some one who is not "whining".

GO AWAY.

@Obscured

Seriously, kicking me when I'm down. I was happy the 111 mil was getting me prepped for the "1/4 Billion Point Atomic Turd Challenge", but you, you sir have Obscured my dreams. Sniff, Sniff... can't I dominate... sniff, sniff.

My hat is doffed as well you insane mutant.

@Patrick

I hadn't been on line for a few days, so I didn't check the scores. My high score came over a 2 day period, because it takes so freakin' long to get points in AF. If you could have seen my face when I Finally looked at the leader board and saw Atomic Turd was #2. Let's just say I dropped a #2 position in my pants.

@The Probe

Maybe we should look at combining our scores and taking Down Obscured, although I think we would still be short. I can't remember exactly what his score was, because it was too hard to read through my tears.

Posted on 05.22.09 17:19 PM by david

@TonyB - Bro, I don't think you were crapped on too bad. I meant to mention it before but that post you made a while back about Logan's behavior was worthy of a literary Nobel Prize nomination for truth and ethics in journalism. I read it and remember thinking 'You know, I hire this dude'. As soon as I get me a company - you are in! Hat's off to ya Sir.

@Logan - So um... what seems to be your major malfunction? Things have been largely peaceful 'round here lately. Quiet, but peaceful. Nobody whining. Just a comment or two stating it's slow. You couldn't let it rest huh?

You know, for a guy who basically did the equivalent of a 3 year old in a store with his mom dropping to the floor crying 'why wont they ever reply to meeeeeeee ...? 'Cuz my ideas are good tooooooooo ... but I'll crap on your'zzzzzzzz...

One would think you would have gladly put that all behind you. Time has a way of healing even the worst image one can sketch of himself. It's really amazing how even the most supreme doosh - a Czar of Arse, can riggle back into a community he has foresaken, when enough time has passed.

This most recent nugget of input from you serves as nothing but a flaming, flagrant attempt to do no more than stir the pot. And your frivalous attempt to try and be 'on topic' with your PS3 issue comment was void of fact and misleading.

If there were still any peeps lingering in your corner with water and towell, I'm sure you've chased them off by now too. Your fanbase is diminished.

And now, in your grand return you once again crap on this very message board, and all of the posters who have ever typed a single message, and trashed the avenue that serves as your lifeline between developer and player.
I've read all of the numerous posts by Travis and Coke praising this community and it's members, for their ideas and comments. This is a thriving, unique and valuable source for many people who love to play the best selling psn game of 2008. The PAIN Team value our opinions, our feedback on issues and bugs.

I've taken offence to your comments Logan, and quite honestly, you annoy the hell out of me.

Apologies to all.

Peace

Posted on 05.22.09 17:22 PM by obscured

clap clap clap!!!!

Posted on 05.22.09 17:49 PM by TonyB

Hear Hear

Posted on 05.22.09 18:41 PM by Slaminthelamb

Bravo Smile

Posted on 05.22.09 19:14 PM by deadhead19420

@George

Welcome to the wonderful world of Sony customer support. Please enjoy your stay. Smile

I'm done dealing with Sony. They don't give a $h!t about putting out a $h!tty product and then asking you to pay $150 for them to fix it. I'll fix it my damn self.

Posted on 05.22.09 19:16 PM by deadhead19420

@Deadhead - Just wondering, did you try a lens cleaner? Or does it not spin at all? Bummer tho..

Posted on 05.22.09 19:23 PM by TonyB

@Tony, yea bluray player just completely died, so I'm screwed until I fork out the $75-$100 to replace Sony's crappy part.

Posted on 05.22.09 20:29 PM by deadhead19420

@ George If you pull your hard drive out and maybe copy it before you send it sony you might not lose any data but i believe your psn trophies and pain trophies are stored there. I may be wrong but i dought you would lose any of them
Good luck

Posted on 05.22.09 20:46 PM by Todd

@ obscured
You have a veritable talent for reading the riot act. Well said.
Heh.

Posted on 05.22.09 22:30 PM by Cavefish

@George
hey man was reading about your problems ... i've discussed the problem with deadhead but his problem is much worse than mine ... my ps3 will not read bluray discs until i use a lens cleaner and i have to do that everytime i go to play a game or watch a movie ( SONY has informed me numerous times that this could damage my system ) but what do they know ... i have many many SONY products but when it comes to the ps3 and their customer service well it's truly the worst in the world ... i had a 360 when they first came out ang got it repaired twice with no charge and now my nephew who has the 360 i gave him with no warranty got it repaired again a few months ago ... NO CHARGE ... bottom line is SONY needs to step up before they lose there remaining loyal FANBOYS.

@Logan
dude it's been a while since i've posted ... but you are messing with some of the true PAIN GODS so u might want to keep the fertility drugged comments to yourself u are a little too emotional to be a true PAIN player

Posted on 05.23.09 12:02 PM by silentBruce

Pausing momentarily from their 'mini wave' in his honor, TonyB, Slamminthelamb, deadhead19420, Cavefish and several unnamed admirers, formed a row and recieved hi-fives from a sprinting obscured, who said in passing "oh fiddlesticks there's a run in my blue unitard and my cape is all super wrinkly. Byeee!"

Posted on 05.23.09 12:04 PM by obscured

Whatever you guys say Wink. I'm just going to follow Pain and not post on a thread filled with idiots. No offense.

Posted on 05.23.09 13:42 PM by Logan

@Logan

Good, that's the best suggestion you've had yet.

Posted on 05.23.09 17:51 PM by austindriver13

@Obscured

LOL!!!! You really have a way with words, legendary.

@David

....OK.....I think he's (Obscured's) gone.......Here's the plan, The 'Ob' is a mutant right? and all mutants have some sort of weakness, yeah? Well I first thought he must be a highly evolved mutant, say like Proff X or Magneto, still with me? Super powered but all have chink in their armour. But now I'm getting a sinking feeling right in my very core, right in my atomically reconfigurised turd like body....that the 'Ob' is a much greater threat, something along the lines of Galactus - 'Devourer of top scores'!!!!!!
There's only one thing for it......anyone got the Silver Surfers number?

Posted on 05.23.09 21:01 PM by The_Probe

@the_probe

yeah i think ive got it somewhere...

@logan

as an official lurker, posting on this site only about 5 times, i physically cannot have "whinned" so ,as a lurker, i say...

SHADDAP!

Posted on 05.23.09 21:37 PM by James

Yeah

Posted on 05.23.09 21:38 PM by Slaminthelamb

FIGHT THE POWER, MAN!

Posted on 05.23.09 21:39 PM by James

@The Probe

Unfortunately or fortunately, which ever way you want to look at it, I got every reference. I was thinking more along the lines of The Phoenix. Where as Magneto can be defeated by the use of plexi-glass and Proff X by a set of stairs, The Phoenix is not so easily stop and its power is almost absolute. Forget what you saw in X-men, the Phoenix would have turned Wolverine into an adamantium charm bracelet, just like Obscured did to us in Afterglow.

Posted on 05.23.09 21:43 PM by david

@srart - PSP G0 - $249... Yeah...for kids. FAIL!!!!

Posted on 05.23.09 22:07 PM by TonyB

Hmmm . . . mutants.
Mutants in PAIN?
PAIN needs mutants in PAIN . . .

Teenage
Mutant
Ninja
Turtles!

And a talking rat in a kimono.
Heh.

Posted on 05.23.09 22:13 PM by Cavefish

@PAIN Team

It is becoming increasingly obvious that you no longer want us to play the downtown mode, why else would the camera give me shots taken from the Hubble Telescope every other time I get to the end of a street?

Old School is where its at.

Posted on 05.23.09 22:14 PM by david

Whatever, I'll quit complaining about the whining as long as if you guys are easier on people that have a problem, that's how this all started. TMNT in Pain, epic.

@David
True dat.

Posted on 05.23.09 22:21 PM by Logan

I'm playing someone online who just had a score of 2,404... this was after a 10,500 point run...highest run...89,000...WOW

Posted on 05.23.09 22:23 PM by TonyB

@TonyB, yeah, bad bad move on Sony's part. Undercut DS by 10 and have the system only a few chips a board and screen would have made way more sense. Who is the target for this? Women with tiny hands that play games and want to take movies with them so they can go to the game with bf/hubby?

Kotaku.com has pictures where you can see how it fits in a mans hands, and he says his a bit smallish.
http://kotaku.com/5276210/psp-go-hands+on-impressions

My bad on the price point. FAIL Sony, sadness.

Posted on 05.23.09 23:47 PM by srart

@srart - I don't know who the target would be either, no UMD is not a big deal, unless like some of us, you already have 30 of them... The smaller everything? I don't see anybody with a current PSP switching to the Go. I have big hands, I don't know if I could use that thing at all... sad.

Posted on 05.23.09 23:53 PM by TonyB

@ All

Can anyone beat 102.74 on the Anvil Toss?

Posted on 05.24.09 00:59 AM by Slaminthelamb

@David

True,true...oh yeah, have you seen the AP leaderboard? Looks like the turd has hit the fan....hard!. WOO! WOOOO!! *Rick Flair strut*. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted on 05.24.09 01:03 AM by The_Probe

@the Probe

No, I haven't seen the leader board, I was too busy waiting hours upon hours for you to show off your AP mutant supremacy and I had to go to work. We will have to reschedule for later in the week. I'm a little afraid at what kind of score it is going to be. Going to check it out on the work PS3.

Posted on 05.24.09 01:51 AM by david

@slammin - I got 117.?? the anville was right up to the containers...

Posted on 05.24.09 01:57 AM by TonyB

@The_Probe - Really??...REALLY????? Wow dude, as soon as I scrap my jaw off the floor I'll be giving you a Standing O!!!!!!

Posted on 05.24.09 02:00 AM by TonyB

@slammin - 117.22, just checked it.

Posted on 05.24.09 02:03 AM by TonyB

@The Probe

ARE YOU F'ING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR NON-MALFUNCTION!!!???

You wanted me to wait around until you did that? That's like telling someone that you are running to the store, except the store is on the moon and your mode of transportation is a bike and E.T.

That is awesome, I am glad that I could be stood-up so you could produce this monstrous masterpiece.

Thank god, HORSE has a timer.

You Rock Suck!


Posted on 05.24.09 02:06 AM by david

@george
Dude that really sucks about your PS3... hope you can find a way to fix it so you're back online kickin' a$$ on PAIN. Your data on the hard drive shouldn't be gone, though, with the YLOD...

That reminds me... I need to backup some of my important saves just in case my PS3 decides to die.

Posted on 05.24.09 02:07 AM by Vyrastas

@The Probe

I am no longer worthy to be on your team. I will let you and Obscured fight this PAIN thing out, I'm just a little dik-dik trying to not to get step on in the middle of two mastodons fighting.

Forget doffing my hat, I'm giving you all of my head gear.

Posted on 05.24.09 02:12 AM by david

@slammin

121.19 in Anvil Toss

.40 sec in relay

1136 pts in Bull Ride

& 102 in Balloon thingy.

That's all that I can remember.

Posted on 05.24.09 05:12 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Everyone: Not to get all misty eyed and emotional but the reason why I haven't been online much or playing PAIN is that I'm getting a divorce. It sucks but I guess I'll have to deal with it. I still lurk a little but honestly I haven't really had the energy to do pretty much anything. My wife, or my ex-wife will be moving out in a couple of days to her new apartment and hopefully I will get back to playing PAIN and not feeling it instead!

Wow... I just totally killed the mood Tong

@TonyB: I'm sorry I missed out on all the "logan" fun but I was right wasn't I, a little drama and we're aaall little workerbees writing posts Tong

@Logan: Honestly, dude, we don't whine, we vent. I think the problem is that you see this a solely a place to discuss pain and I can understand that, it is, after all, the pain blog. What you might not realize is that over time this turned out to be our little corner of the internet, online friendships were established and a community was born. Now, sure, we talk about PAIN, we all love the game, LIVE the game but we talk about other stuff too. If you can respect that then nobody has a problem with you or anyone else. Honestly, we're not bad people, trust me Smile

Posted on 05.24.09 09:05 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ TonyB

117.22 is ok but RonTheGods score of 121.19 is the target now unless anyone else can better it??
I guess that I am going to have to keep practising my Tossing!!

Posted on 05.24.09 09:07 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ KnizzleHizzle

I'm Bad

Sorry to hear about the divorce mate hope you stay positive through it, Don't let it change you into a bitter twisted sour faced moody git ok. At least we will be seeing more of you now.

Posted on 05.24.09 09:57 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Knizz - Tough break kid... Keep yer head up and take out your anger on Jarvis... That's what he's here for!

@Slammin - Yup, time to try and de-throne RON I guess!

Posted on 05.24.09 19:01 PM by TonyB

@slamin, I have 123.47 in anvil toss, it basically pushed the containers aside and was almost touching the wall.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.24.09 19:32 PM by Rick

@Slamin: Well, I'll get through, you know what they say: "This too shall pass"

@TonyB: I plan to Smile You should all be seeing more of me online now that I have all the spare time in the world.

But anyway, the ex-wife and I are still good friends and all, it's just one of those times where circumstances and a few wrong choices killed the passion and the love.

I haven't really gotten around to playing much of the new stuff, so now I'm gonna dig into it. Maybe I'll even get to play some of those bluray games I keep buying but never have time to play.

Makes one wonder: Where does all the time go? I always seem to be one step behind when it comes to time. And I never get anything done between the daily chores of life. Ah well! I might be spending too much time on a certain blog Tong

Posted on 05.24.09 20:04 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ cronos,TonyB & God is Ron

OMG I have just scored 124.48

Sorry to P on your bonfire Rick but I am an expert Tosser

Posted on 05.24.09 20:42 PM by Slaminthelamb

Ha ha! Leave the tossin' to the pros, you silly kids. ;P

www.youtube.com/watch

142.61

Posted on 05.24.09 21:51 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Cavefish

In regards to your TMNT comment....HELLZ YEAH! I grew up wit the turtles, their first two non animated movies are 2 of my favorite movies of all time. The old cartoon was hilarious. I wear a TMNT t-shirt at least once a week. (old school logo)

Posted on 05.24.09 22:05 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I ran into a small bug.
One of the trophies won't unlock. I've done the required thing many times, yet still nothing.
Air Attack trophy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdaah0l00Tw

I've done it flawlessly with few character and went even up to 11 as far as combos went yet still nothing.

Posted on 05.24.09 22:35 PM by Mario

@KnizzleHizzle

You understand me so well. Sorry btw, I had to help a friend that went through that too, it's hard, but everything will be fine, he got back on his feet. Like Slammin said, stay positive.

Posted on 05.25.09 00:26 AM by Logan

@slamin, I knew one of the tossin pro's would chime in with a better score, sigh..... I wish the scores for painalympics would be visible online, like a leaderboard.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.25.09 00:43 AM by Rick

E3 has bin brilliant so far
final fantasy XII
final fantasy XIV (exclusive to ps3)
new jack and daxter
new rachet and clank
new motion sensing control
a load of wicked new psp games including resident evil , LBP , Metal Gear Solid and more
heck ive missed alot there , but its so good

shame nothing heard bout PAIN , i would of fort maybe they wer there wiv a playable version of the Museum , and maybe some new characters
but hopefully we shall hear something from them 2moro

Posted on 05.25.09 02:13 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Rick
the scores would be visible online , if we had a single player version of PAINalympics , like wot we can vote for in the poll

Posted on 05.25.09 02:14 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Juggs
I was a huge TMNT fan back in the day. Watched the cartoon, and I must've sunk around 200 hours into the first NES game. Dug the first movie too.

I think I'll boot up FireNES and play some now . . .

Posted on 05.25.09 02:22 AM by Cavefish

DOH

Posted on 05.25.09 03:38 AM by Slaminthelamb

@qb2b - Huzaaahhhh!!!!

Posted on 05.25.09 04:13 AM by TonyB

Anyone else caught a glimpse of Brock Lee in Sonys first game montage during their conference yesterday? That brought a smile to my face. Smile

Posted on 05.25.09 05:09 AM by pick-e

I am now the king of horrid timing... A couple weeks ago I bought Rag Doll Kung Fu, the next day it was free from Sprint... The other day I wanted Final Fantasy VII, I searched and could not find it anywhere except Amazon for 80 buck$$... I was happy when it showed up Monday... Only to see it pop up on the PSN last night for $10... Well, at least I can play it on my PSP now...

Posted on 05.25.09 05:32 AM by TonyB

@Liam
Yeah E3 has been great. Not sure if you sure about my bloody PS3, but its dead ¬¬ Which means i miss the daily PSN store updates from E3 - couldnt break at a worse time. The new COD MW2 gameplay looks amazing in the arctic, and Assassins Creed 2 looks killer. You should check out the gameplay footage, they show the flying machine in action - looks like great fun (Y)

Posted on 05.25.09 06:19 AM by George

Hey everyone big news. On Gamespot they have some new screens of the museum and some launchable characters. I didn't know if this was new, but I just found it now.

Posted on 05.25.09 06:51 AM by Logan

Three new character are revealed, and you get to see some stuff in the museum.

Posted on 05.25.09 07:07 AM by Logan

Mmmmm old and saggy grandma. Consider my 99 cents already given.

Posted on 05.25.09 07:09 AM by irridium

I was a bit disturbed with her at first, but she could be nteresting. The only thing that has me questioning this is that these are the same character from Downtown with new outfits. The thing that made Pain characters unique is that they were completely different. I don't know about these guys. They do look awesome though.

Posted on 05.25.09 07:12 AM by Logan

@Logan - But understand that we have been asking for the Granny to toss for a looooooong time. We were hoping for the mime as well.

Posted on 05.25.09 07:58 AM by TonyB

New Castlevania!!!! YYYEEESSS!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 05.25.09 08:04 AM by TonyB

I'm not saying it's bad, it's just the same characters we know just, costumed. I will buy them and like them just it's weird.

Posted on 05.25.09 10:12 AM by Logan

@ Trsvis and da coker..coker cabana..

I was hoping for a little PAINage at E3 this year. maybe a glimpse of the hopefully FUTURE PAIN Trauma Center for HOME......and speaking of, that PISSED ME THE HELL OFF....not a damn new thing mentioned, except a dinky hint of a picture frame..ooooooh...


In the year three thouuuuuuuuuuuusand...
...In the year three thouuuuuuuuuuuusaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
Conan rocks..i love it...he's my older brother

@ TonyB..
Do I REALLY have to crawl out of my man cave to quell the peons?


Uncharted 2 MP Closed Beta is sweet.. the graphics..just ridiculously AWESOME..

Fat Princess Closed BETA is funny as hell.. took a while to get used to.. but tossin her cake slices and watching her get fatter is funny as hell.. friggan pig..lol

Super Car Challenge Closed BETA is a PAIN in D ARSE..christ it's like playing Grand Turismo, the FIRST TIME, now just change you view to from the drivers seat, where the sterring wheel takes up the bottom of your screen, the windshield is tiny as hell, and their braking lines are WAAAAAAAAAY OFF... But all in all, not too shabby...

and more Beta's on the wayyy eeeeee boiiiiiiii

the Master BETA'R

El Haskellito-popping-in-for-a-cameo-us Titanus BETA MAXIMUS

Posted on 05.25.09 12:58 PM by Hello Hello

@Haskell - About to start UNC2 right now. PS3 took a header from about 5 feet, so I had to crack her open so I could get the case to close properly again... I know some folks have had problems, but mine appears to be built out of steel, well, dust and steel!! Clean and properly closed now, only a few small bits of plastic came out, so I'm happy. Now off to play with Drake!

Posted on 05.25.09 13:09 PM by TonyB

LMAO

DUDE, I'M PLAYING TOO..MY FRIEND MET INVITED ME TO PLAY, BUT AFTER, IF YOUR STILL ON, SEND ME INVITE OK CO CHEESE

Posted on 05.25.09 14:05 PM by Hello Hello

@TonyB

If you ever need somebody to play the beta with my PSN: Ouroboros64, the demo is awesome. Can I ask about the five feet? My friend used to call me Iron Man in high school, and that was before he was cool Tong. I fell down our stairs and took a header into the wall with a slight cut, so that's where I got my nickname.

Posted on 05.25.09 14:46 PM by Logan

@Travis and Coke

So anyways, since I sort of unveiled these characters, when are you going to give us the full platter with these guys? I imagine it will be like Tati, Yeony, and Kenneth for AP, but I want to know when we will get some news.

Posted on 05.25.09 14:52 PM by Logan

Good link for museum, with article and video:
http://ps3.kombo.com/article.php?artid=10144

Posted on 05.25.09 15:41 PM by srart

And the sight works with the new Opera beta web browser. Finally Smile

Posted on 05.25.09 15:42 PM by srart

British Invasion! Slaminthelamb hits the PAIN charts!

Thanks Travis N Coke I love it

Posted on 05.25.09 16:21 PM by Slaminthelamb

@PAIN CREW

Gotta say thanks for the lttle shout-out you gave me and a few others from the community in the PAINalympics vid!! Badass!!!

Posted on 05.25.09 18:03 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

The new Museum video is the PAINalympics video? Pretty cool seeing some of your names in it. Nice touch, I like that.
Anyway's, I was watching it while enjoying an herbal supplement, and got to thinking - how absolutely badASS would it be if a live action PAIN movie were made? No it's not...don't shake your head it's not rediculous man think about it.
Centered around sport called PAIN. Folks in technologically advanced suits in a holodeck type environment. A special FX laden macro-blockbusting sonbiotch. So git up onit. Git on board peeps this baby can fly.
Anyways I was just trippin on that.

@The_Probe: WTF am I supposed to say? Or think. Or even do? You tell me how my 378 mil is 'off putting' or it 'takes the wind from one's sail'.
Does it really? Is that what it does because I was just wondering what it does when someone scores ONE BILLION points more than that! Because that would be what was happening to me.

So hmm let's see... if 378 mil causes it's victims to be 'put off' from ever trying to beat that score... then, by default, seeing a score of 1.3 billion should hurtle it's victim into the darkest depths of gaming depression , whereby basic mundane tasks such as bathing and general hygiene take a back seat and even the horrid stench of one's self is not enough to snap out of it and shower them heavy blues away.

Luckily I'm a good sport - but I'm a little worried about David. Yo TonyB, check up on your roomie from time to time. Take note of any fowl odors and lumpy drawers.

But I'll be fine. If I didn't know you, I would have thought "BAH ... check out the glitch score man. LayHu-ZooHer. But I saw the name and went "Holy Mary of Mother's Child man!" And I'm not even religous!

So ultra propers to you you stupid phat retarded mutated deformed malnourished mutation. That's the highest honor I can bestow! Well done playa.

Oh PS , I beat your score in Sports Day.

Dam.. still can't believe you got a billion. Wow. ;-P

Peace

Posted on 05.25.09 18:42 PM by obscured

@ Travis and Coker...

Guys.. that is frikken awesome!! The Olympics vid is sweet,
ESPECIALLY the 3rd news item on the scroll..

Spoiler Alert: Hello Hello is in fact Haskell

LUVIN IT..

Posted on 05.25.09 21:44 PM by Hello Hello

I feel left out, no paerley references in there... oh well. Some day!

Posted on 05.26.09 07:22 AM by Patrick

Those of you that got references good job! I don't play online or try to get high scores, I do it for the hilariousness.

Posted on 05.26.09 09:18 AM by Logan

LAUNCHABLE MONKEY !!!!!!!

You can see him in the new museum trailer on the playstation store.

AWESOME!!

can't wait. nice job pain crew Smilehe looks great.

Posted on 05.26.09 10:15 AM by jamesrazor

u guys r startin to fall behind on poses+posts again:\
anyway, have u guys ever seen that show on spike, 1000 ways to die? my friend and i have started a PAIN 1000 ways to die series on youtube and we do plan on getting uo to 1000 eventually. we're only on 8 so far but if u wanna check out the videos and keep checkin up on them check out our channels:
My channel: www.youtube.com/user/VolcomZYNY93
Friend's Channel: www.youtube.com/user/zooyork576
i started the series so i do the odd numbers, he does even. we try to do atleast 1 each day so stay tuned.

Posted on 05.26.09 11:28 AM by lucas

Word up peeps, Futant420 here. I saw slammin and a few others posting their PAINalympics records and thought I'd chime in.
Balloony Bin - 111
Punt Ball - 21
Swing'N'Dunk - 12
Horseshoes - 11
Stack Whacker - 4
Anvil Toss - 130.23
Relay Race - 0:30:9
Bull Ride - 2,095
Rope Kick - 10
Also, I was jammin some Fortress with some folks (Sphyncter,lostinnewyork,-Rotorhead, others) bounced this idea off them and they agreed that it would add new replay value to the mode. Howbout if your defenses added points when you connect with them? Like in darts, you get a set amount of points (500 maybe) when you catch suckas with the mailboxes, portals, AC's etc. Would put a lot more emphasis on the actual skill of a player. What do you cats think?

Posted on 05.26.09 12:13 PM by Chris

@Futant, did u say u were jammin' the Sphyncter, LOL. Are you saying that you would get points added back to your total for defending your fortress and the defense hits the launcher? If so, I like the idea, but it could make the games long, especially in SS fortress were the teleporters suck in the crates. Maybe it would be better if it was only for active defenses.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.26.09 12:19 PM by Rick

@Pfish, have you looked at the Sports Day leaderboard yet?

cronos1515

Posted on 05.26.09 12:21 PM by Rick

@cronos
hardy har har (I jam the sphyncter a lot these days LAWL) You've got the gist of it. And the portals are not THAT hard to work around, plus it would help the mines be more effective (not that they aren't already). Maybe extra defense points for active defenses?

Futant420

Posted on 05.26.09 12:26 PM by Chris

@Obscured

Cheers dude! I was pretty chuffed with that score to say the least. AP has always been the hardest environment for me, I've known what to 'do' but just couldn't 'do' it. This time everything exploded and fell into just the right place, leaving me to try and keep going (and going). I had a fair few sticky moments when the fan decided to blow me straight into Brock Lee or more dangerously right behind the UFO - deadly. But I got there in the end!

Well done in beating my score (AGAIN!). I found the sports hall the most difficult to keep going on. Loads of multipliers but also quite a few little buggers to stop you in your tracks. So I shall do an elaborate bow in your honor dear Sir. God bless ya, God bless ya Mr Obscured Sir! you're an inspiration to us all.

Posted on 05.26.09 12:26 PM by The_Probe

@Obsy - I haven't seen him for a while... He saw the BILLION+ score, started screaming, pushed his thumbs into his own eyes until the black ooze that he calls his "soul jizz" started coming out then said he had to find booze fast... That was 3 days ago...

@PAIN Team - What was in that update today?

Posted on 05.26.09 12:33 PM by TonyB

No kidding; 40 updates? To what?

Posted on 05.26.09 12:36 PM by Chris

@TonyB, Ask Pfish if he wants me to send him some of my high octane homebrew, I have an 11.5% English IPA that knocks u on ur ass after about 3 of them, I call it Zombie Blood because u feel like a zombie after 3.

cronos1515

Posted on 05.26.09 12:38 PM by Rick

It wasn't a fix for Hot n' cold... I still had the, No top veiw with the timer at 0 problem...

Posted on 05.26.09 13:04 PM by TonyB

@Everyone

What day is it. I just woke up from a self induced coma, I started to have these crazy images shooting through my head. At one point I thought I look at the leader board, I can't remember which environment, and one of the players, his name was poopy-head, nuclear log or cosmic doo-doo, I forget, had a score 1.3 billion pts. I thought that can't be possible, someone must have ruffied my YooHoo. Then I passed out. I'm better now, but man that was a scary, glad it was all just make-believe. Whew!

Posted on 05.26.09 13:28 PM by david

@Rick

Bring it. Hopefully your brew is packed with some PS3 steroids, so I can regain a little bit of dignity.

Posted on 05.26.09 13:29 PM by david

Can I just say something?

I JUST GOT CHIMNEY SWEEP AFTER SOOOOOOOO MANY TRIES!

I'm so happy....

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 05.26.09 13:35 PM by

Congrats Homer... That one can be a beast!

Posted on 05.26.09 13:42 PM by TonyB

Ahhh, but a satisfying beast. (That may have come out badly)

Futant420

Posted on 05.26.09 13:45 PM by Chris

still cant work out if there is a Museum vid, if there is can someone link for me ta ...

having fun chasing Cloud and Turd Afterglow

much love leeli67

Posted on 05.26.09 13:52 PM by

@The_Probe: Right back atya bro. AP is just such a work of art but I never really gave much time to it because of lack of modes. Then I recently started goofing around in After Hours and actually made a comment to someone online that 1 billion points was doable there. Enter: You! I'm curious as to how many multipliers you had. 300+?

And I think Hot n Cold is an absolutely brilliant mode. It's extremely accurate and it blows my mind how you can trace a target bear on the other end of the arena with only 3 or 5 clues - sometimes just 2!

But alas, as TonyB pointed out - IT STILL HAS A TIMER ISSUE IN BOTH PAINFUL AND PLATINUM CLUB.

@PAIN Team

Please you guys PLEASE - when you see myself, or TonyB, or deadhead, or qb2b or anybody else that's been with this game for as long as we have - when we submit bug issues you can bet your bottom line that WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TAILKING ABOUT.

Several serious issues are still lingering within a few modes that simply can't be ignored. I know you guy's are gearing up for the Museum drop but please take some time to correct these game killers before the resources and interest in fixing your game dries up. We will help you with the information you need - just ask. PAIN is bigtime now and there's no excuse to allow these bugs to exist.

Peace

Posted on 05.26.09 14:06 PM by obscured

@TonyB - 'Soul jizz'? That's got to be wrong on so many levels... it could be a platformer!

Posted on 05.26.09 14:11 PM by obscured

@Obsy - Or Brock Lee's hair treatment!!

Posted on 05.26.09 14:24 PM by TonyB

OMG the Museum trailer is aweosme click the link to see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlslUTzROqg

click this link to see pics too

e3.gamespot.com/.../?tag=thumbs_below;thumb;1
i can't wait woooo =] omg thenew character is awesome space chimp lol

Posted on 05.26.09 16:02 PM by Adrian

i forgot the ganny in her purple and white pokerdots swimsuit the her hair in a bun lol can't wait

Posted on 05.26.09 16:07 PM by Adrian

@Pain team - An angel baby with a molotov? I don't understand it...
but I love it! Ha ha!

Posted on 05.26.09 18:02 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Every Single Person...that's down wit BCB...or will be:

Come Wit It - HORRIBLE AUDIO QUALITY
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0NpIn6ehlY

Burnin' In Hell - HORRIBLE AUDIO QUALITY
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr4NFBgwGdE

Welcome 2 Wicked WI - HORRIBLE AUDIO QUALITY - BUT I'M SOO SOO FRESH!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1yZ6lnMEC0

Welcome 2 Wicked WI - Nice audio
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2PBG1TUnUs

You like?

Posted on 05.26.09 18:57 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - I'm down with the tounge waggin... Were there like 15 people on that stage or what?

Posted on 05.26.09 22:25 PM by TonyB

museum video is on the playstation store also, its in the E3 section. Laughing

Posted on 05.27.09 00:56 AM by jamesrazor

@MutilatRJuggalo
Ah... the local music scene. I used to do those, except in metal bands. It's a lot of fun. The smocks with fake blood are a nice touch, I must say...

@PAIN Team
I've been running into the frame rate issue on Hot n Cold as well, particularly the Painful difficulty. It felt like I was playing online with a really slow connection. I also got that "no overhead view when the timer runs out" deal once. That kinda blows, but I'm usually able to ooch and hit bears until I get a time bonus and can relaunch, which fixes it.

Posted on 05.27.09 05:37 AM by Vyrastas

@Juggz - HA! Get down wit yourself bloody butchaa!!

Posted on 05.27.09 05:41 AM by obscured

the museum environment looks epic. that space monkey looks sweet. i know its a litl early to ask but anyone have an idea when this will be out?

Posted on 05.27.09 08:03 AM by lucas

@Tony
I have no idea how many people ended up on stage. Close to 200 in the crowd though. We had chicks on the stripper pole and everything at the end. It was complete chaos. The fans loved it. We loved it. It's fresh. Here's my favorite pic from the show - img242.imageshack.us/img242/1345/teeheeeheebcb.jpg

Posted on 05.27.09 08:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Pain Crew
Museum looks incredible. Can't wait!!

@Vyrastas
Who said the blood was fake? lol.

Posted on 05.27.09 09:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - HA!! The blue veins in the house!!!

Posted on 05.27.09 10:24 AM by TonyB

@Vyrastas - Getting a time bonus in Hot n Cold does in fact NOT fix the overhead view. In every example that I've experienced, and I've played literally hundreds and hundreds of Hot n Cold sessions, it's the death nell. Every time I say.


@PAIN Team: Attn: Dave Walsh
These are the top issues/bugs within PAIN that I feel MUST be fixed:

1) Movie Studio FWE Platinum Club - Missing triggers since day 1

2) Downtown in just about every mode - If you move into the areas at either end of the lower street the camera sometimes flips wildly across to the opposite end of street. Happens online as well. Have one of your peeps sit at his workstation and go through each mode, starting with Paindemonium, ooching into the areas I mentioned, and I promise you will see this issue.

3) Amusement Park Hot and Cold Painful AND Platinum Club - If your timer reaches 0 while searching for target, sometimes the overhead camera no longer works and whether you get bonus time or find the target bear, a relaunch in either case ends your game. I've noticed this occurs more often on the 2nd time you've reached 0 and try to relaunch after recieving ample time.

Feel free to ask for any other details to help you resolve these genital game warts.

PS - I think Travis loosened up a bit with the latest PainLabs. 'Tiny men in boats - give 'em a lickin'!!! L to the O to the L!

Peace

Posted on 05.27.09 21:14 PM by obscured

@Obsy - No Mad Science? Fun mode.

Posted on 05.28.09 00:10 AM by TonyB

Museum looks great!

Btw, I've been wondering this for a while. Are you guys like obsessed with Kenneth or something? It seems like you use him every opportunity you get. Whether it be a picture, a trailer, or an object in an enviroment.

Posted on 05.28.09 00:59 AM by Conrad

Jeez who do I think I am a board spokesmodel. What a doosh.

Posted on 05.28.09 08:45 AM by obscured

@me

Posted on 05.28.09 08:46 AM by obscured

i cant remember what wesite i saw it on
but the museum is going to include (not sure if correct) :
PAINdemonium modes with 4 launch locations
fun with explosives
spank the monkey
bowling
darts and fortress (obviously)
i cant remember what else it sed , agen am not sure if this is true
but from seeing the video of museum i saw like a thing of different coloured explosives , maybe meaning we could see mad science again SmileSmile
anyway plz dont kill me if im wrong lol

Posted on 05.28.09 11:55 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@obscured

As you are the board spokesperson can you get me a Pain T-Shirt please? Oh and a lifelong membership to your fanclub

many thanks!

Posted on 05.28.09 13:32 PM by Slaminthelamb

OK... I know this isn't a PAIN related question per-se, so don't kill me, but last night while reading this forum on my PS3, it went blank and started blinking a red light at me. Now everytime I turn it on I get the flashing red light of death. Anyone know a way to bring my baby back to life? I tried cursing at it, and screaming, but that seemed to make it blink faster as though it were laughing at me or taunting me.

I really don't want to have to buy another PS3 dang it! Please for the love of PAIN help!

Posted on 05.28.09 14:08 PM by TheBrainMachine

@obscured
Arrrrrghhhh....
just when i get almost up to date with my unplayed games - they spring FF7 on me!

Lost count of how many times I've played it to death & now it sits on my puss3 calling my name & saying, "go on, play me, you know you cant resist me..."

yes, I dug out the guide..
yes, im now on disc 2..
yes, Im hooked again!

I know you too are a fan but is it enough to drag you kicking & screaming away from Pain?
I did see you online the other day playing Zen pinball - thought I was tripping man, seriously!
We here did have a session (lol) playing FWE recently & I've been looking forward to playing it all again, curse you squaresoft (shakes fist)!


Posted on 05.28.09 16:29 PM by FurrQue

@FurrQue - It's alive.....IT'S ALIVE!!!
What the hell is up ol' timer? Thought for sure we lost ya. Is it possible to just 'walk away' from PAIN? I'm in way too deep man. I loved FF7. First RPG - EVER! Still, it's not enough to pull me away.

Zen Pinball is a fun distraction. I saw your name running along the in game ticker and thought 'wow, FurQy's got some flipper skills'. I was a Jr. wizard back in my youth, but I can't figure out how these folks are getting in the hundreds of millions for the life of me. Maybe I just ss... I ss... I Ssss... Hold on. Deep breath... ok. I sssuu...u... I SUCK!!! There I said it.

So my bloke from Stoke (or somewhere in that neighborhood), you need to dust off the ooching knickers and re-aclimate yourself to some PAIN. As fun as FF7 was, I'm not sure I wanna spend months and months collecting materia and raising chocobos on dated graphics. I'm a bit of a ho when it comes to my graphics. My tv deserves better! Dammit, so do I! No I don't, but still.

Anyway's it's good to hear from you buddy. You come back when you're ready, but let me say you might wanna brush up on your 2 minute runs because online FWE aint no joke.

If you need tips on how to stay loyal to PAIN , our mate Slamminthelamb can refresh you on that! No PAIN - No game! Peace my brizzle.

@Slamminthelamb - Speaking of celebrity's... I was thinking of joining YOUR fanclub. I mean sure, I've put up a decent score or two but leaderboard scores can alway's be wiped. Whereas you were one of the fortunate few to be immortalized in the Painalympics video. Congrats, I thought that was very cool. Can you waive my first months due's?

Peace ya loon!

Posted on 05.28.09 17:33 PM by obscured

FF VII may have graphics that are a bit outdated for my 50" tv, but it looks pretty good when copied over to the PSP. I can play FF7 anywhere on my PSP... it brings tears to my eyes...

@Obsy - Ditto on the Zen Pinball, I can't figure out how they get such high scores...

@Liam - I didn't see the canisters, but I'll look again, Mad Science would be SWEET if it's in the new enviro... Love that mode!

Posted on 05.28.09 18:24 PM by TonyB

I think our problem with zen pinball (those of us who probably spent 2-3 years of mortgage payments on pinball machines in our youth) is that we know pinball, and it's not entirely pinball... I remember playing "White Water" for hours on end. I'd pump my Buck in, get my 3 credits, take a game or two to get warmed up, maybe a free play on a match, then BAM, off to the races, 4 or 5 hours later, having accumulated a dozen or so credits, a new high score or two, and the nit was off to work washing dishes for slushy and pinball money. I'd walk away from the machine, giving the credits to some unfortunate youth that I've just gotten addicted to pinball. It was always Grape/Lime mixed slushies.

Another good one was star trek, but the phaser ball launchers always seemed to be broken, ruining the chances of really high scores due to the shortage of jackpots.

I've noticed that in zen pinball, I can't get zoned out/rolling like I can at a normal silverball machine. I have an old school machine in storage that needs most of it's bumpers and wiring re-done, picked it up for like $500 when I was in highschool. Chose that over a decent car, haha.

And I can't wait for the museum FWE....

Posted on 05.28.09 19:12 PM by Patrick

@obscured
Stoke?
Im a good old fashioned London lad - I think they eat cats in stoke, not sure - but its somewhere to avoid.
Like TonyB, its on the psp im playing it and it feels so right - tears from me too..

Just found Yuffie!!
Good times...


@Patrick
ever play "Black knight"?
circa 1982'ish
Its one I've never forgot for some odd reason..
Loved pinball, until space invaders/donkey kong arrived!

Posted on 05.28.09 19:47 PM by FurrQue

Museum looks like it should be pretty cool. I wonder if it will have anything in it regarding British history? I don't know...something like knights and kings and um, stuff like old legends such as er, Robin Hood and that?.....

That reminds me, I've got some cool news...I'm going to be a soldier (extra) in the new Robin Hood movie starring Russel Crowe! How cool is that?!

I've got a training day tomorrow to learn archery, sword fighting and marching drills. Fitting day for my outfit next weekend and then 10 days of filming! Really looking forward to it.

Just interested if any of my fellow Painiacs had any 'extra' experience, it's pretty much a once in a lifetime experience innit?



Posted on 05.28.09 19:53 PM by The_Probe

@Everyone

Sorry for jumping into the old school pinball discussion so late, but my favorite by far had to be Dr. Who. Wasted many an afternoon in the Gatorcade at the University of Florida playing pinball with of all people, my girlfriend. Nothing like a date that cost me $2.50 at the most.

Let's go Museum. I think I am going to take a few days off to play, so maybe I can get 1st place in a couple of areas before Obscured and Atomic Turd ruin the leader board with unobtainable scores of mutant ridiculousness.

Posted on 05.28.09 20:20 PM by david

@FurrQue: I've seen black knight, but never gotten the chance to play it. They had it at a local watering hole (Murphy's Tavern), where you have to know where you're going to get there. As far as I could tell, there was always a problem with a drunk person being a little over enthusiastic with the placement of their beer (or pool cue, or someone's head) on the top of it and the glass was always broken. This lead to them not letting me play it as apparently the glass may or may not be a safety feature. I know I hit the glass multiple times in whitewater on the whoopedy doop raft run, so there might be something to that...

Posted on 05.28.09 20:30 PM by Patrick

I ran into a small bug.
One of the trophies won't unlock. I've done the required thing many times, yet still nothing.
Air Attack trophy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdaah0l00Tw

I've done it flawlessly with few character and went even up to 11 as far as combos went yet still nothing.

Posted on 05.28.09 20:52 PM by Mario

My favorite pinball was the South Park pinball. Man, that hotel was sweet.

Posted on 05.28.09 22:24 PM by Conrad

Black Knight is one of the best "Old School"(1980) machines EVAR! Eight Ball Deluxe was great too! But the best machine I've ever played was "Elvira and the Party Animals" Great shots, great effects and the most re-playable machine I've found, if you ever see one check it out...it was 1990 tho...

Posted on 05.29.09 06:49 AM by TonyB

@TheBrainMachine
Oh god not you too!!
How long have you had your system?

Posted on 05.29.09 07:07 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MutilatRJuggalo

I have a 40gig PS3 that I bought about a year and a half ago. It was the one that came with Spiderman 3 in the box.

I've been doing some research online, and actually bought an online PS3 repair thing - I'll send it to you if you want to take a look at it - no use in us all blowing $10.

Basically it says that this error is a Hard Drive related problem - many times solved by removing the Hard Drive and putting it back in. This is not the case with mine. I remove it and replace it and it still does the same thing - laughs and beeps three times - I swear it sounds like Mutley the dog's maniacal laugh - at least in my head.

They say if you replace the Hard Drive with a new Hard Drive it might fix the problem. I'm probably going to Fry's tomorrow to pick up a new drive to try it out. I'll let you know if that works, because a new Hard Drive is about $50 and sending it in to Sony is $160 (blooduckers).

Has anyone else seen this problem and changed the HD and it worked? Luckily Frys will let me return a hard drive, so here's hoping - of course I lose all of my saved game data, but at least I'm back in business (hopefully.. maybe... possibly).

Posted on 05.29.09 08:56 AM by TheBrainMachine

@MutilatRJuggalo:

what concert/show is that pic from?

Posted on 05.29.09 09:00 AM by lucas

@ BrainMachine

LOL, you bought the same crappy 40 gig w/ Spiderman PS3 bundle that I got suckered into buying, which I now can't play disc games on... Gotta love it!

Posted on 05.29.09 09:44 AM by deadhead19420

It seems that Sony has never heard of a DEFECTIVE product. A customer should NEVER have to pay EXTRA for a defective product! I've had to send my Xbox 360 in twice for repairs, which sucks but Microsoft fixed it for FREE both times and it was out of warranty both times. PS3 is definitely the superior system and I've been fortunate enough to not have any problems with it but more and more poeple are experiencing faulty PS3s. CHARGING CUSTOMERS TO FIX THEIR OWN fµ¢k UP!!!???? Its BEYOND ridiculous!!!! Sony can be such an a**hole sometimes!

Posted on 05.29.09 14:36 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@TheBrainMachine
Right on man. Thanks for the info. Definitely let me know if it works or not. If so I'm gonna be one happy mofo...wit 2 ps3's(that both work).
I'd never heard of it happening to a 40 before. It happened to my 60. Heart breaking. I can't believe you got such a positive attitude. I was devastated and completely enraged to say the least. I hope everything works out for you.

@lucas
May 29th, 2009
Rep The Underground Tour
Milwaukee, WI

Posted on 05.29.09 14:56 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@qb
COPY THAT BROTHA!!

Posted on 05.29.09 14:57 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

to whom it may concern.

i was wondering if my 3rd place in afterglow gets me in the mutant club.....or atleast on the way, maybe noobtant , i like the sound of that ,also creeping up the fwe boards too, just so i can link this page and say to my friends "look they are talking bout meeeeeeeeee"

Much Love : Leeli67

Posted on 05.29.09 15:09 PM by

@probe :small world my dads working over at the studios not sure if it shepperton or pinewood , but he is currently building a castle with the moat in front ...small world have fun Smile

Leeli67

Posted on 05.29.09 15:15 PM by

so if you could wear your im the turd tshirt under your tunic, i'll get him to get you to the front of the queue at the sausage roll van .

Posted on 05.29.09 17:30 PM by

@Leeli67 - You are a crustated flaking shmegmaciously (shmeg-may-shus-lee) boil-laden pustule bursting severely birth defected grotesquely deformed undulating globulous deformity. With skills. And trench mouth.

Sorry for the formalities. Welcome to the club Leeli. We try to keep it nice so... be careful where you ooze. ;-P

Folks you shouldn't have to ask whether or not you are a 'mutant'. If you get up from your chair after a good session of PAIN and you see chunks of flesh stuck to it - you a mutoid!

Posted on 05.29.09 17:36 PM by obscured

@cloudmiester many thanks oh great topper of charts , not forgetting the other greats of the game Turd,slammin,reaper (sorry sometimes confused between psn & forum names) as normal to many to list. brief history: had the game about 6 months and just cannot put it down. i have a well dusty slot (on ps3) coz i never stick a disk in no more,every morning it goes on just to check leaderboards before work Frown . to the fellas that put it together i need your names cos my missus wants to know why she cant watch Jeremy kyle and trisha no more .hmmm jezzer and trisha + several crates . i am saving like mad for my own flat screen for the other room , but thats not healthy. anyway im babbling and wasting good oooocchh time .this game is on fire and i feel honoured to be playin it .

See ya in the game room fellas ...

leeli67

Posted on 05.29.09 18:06 PM by

that would make a great character pack the cast from the A-Team, down side is one of them is dead but you could still get face man, b.a. and murdock

Posted on 05.29.09 18:13 PM by

I have 2 days off and nothing to do, going to try to regain some dignity on the leader board. Nothing like gunning for 2nd and 3rd. I would like to go for #1, but I don't want to devote 17 hours to one game to get half of the Atomic-Turd's score. Bravo, Atomic-Turd, bravo.

Posted on 05.30.09 01:26 AM by david

@ leeli67

It was quite fun today, but I'm not going to get to see your Dad I'm afraid as I'm miles away down in West Wales on the beach. Just shows how huge these films are having filming units all over the country!

@Dave/Pfish

He-he, thanks man. My AP score is pretty cool but it (only) took me around 3 and a half hours. It's just take all the multiplier risks early on, try to keep going for all that time and any cock-ups are rectified quickly. Do it, do it.

Posted on 05.30.09 03:00 AM by The_Probe

PS
Anyone know how to change 'The Probe' to 'Atomic-Turd'? I can imagine it's probably too late, but if you never ask....

Thanks in advance guys.

Posted on 05.30.09 03:04 AM by The_Probe

I haven't seen Travis/Coke/Dave post here in a while. Do you think they forgot about us? lol

Posted on 05.30.09 08:19 AM by Logan

@Logan
Ever heard of E3? noob

Posted on 05.30.09 08:47 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

damn logan, I had a half retarded hamster smarter than you. LOL. I'm just kidding..teehee

Posted on 05.30.09 08:50 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Then if they're not here I shall be the mod!

*puts crown on*
*kicks away TonyB*
I ALREADY CALLED IT TONY!

Posted on 05.30.09 08:55 AM by Conrad

I have a feeling one of them will be back here tomorrow...

Posted on 05.30.09 19:00 PM by TonyB

WEEDS SEASON 5
WEEDS SEASON 5
WEEDS SEASON 5


Counting the mili-seconds......

Posted on 05.30.09 21:01 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@obscured
My bad... I could have sworn the overhead thing in HnC got fixed for me when I got bonus time, but you're right.

Posted on 05.31.09 01:49 AM by Vyrastas

wow this place is as 'Ded' as 'The Baron'

Posted on 05.31.09 06:40 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Leeli67

Welcome to the club mate, I think with a score like that there must be large chunks of flesh left on your chair like Sir Obscured said you deserve a place within our family. Nice score mate.

@ Sir Obscured

You got a bit of healthy competition for a change, Do I detect an air of uncertainty from you?

@ FurrQue

Welcome back to the boards mate. You just keep playin your Old games, lol It keeps you away from the Pain leader boards which in turn keeps me in top 10s (nearly)

Posted on 05.31.09 07:22 AM by Slaminthelamb

Wow,this is...boring.I come back from a long break away from this site,and all I find is BOREDOM?Well,it's either because of Travis,Coker,Dave,and the rest of the team are gone,or it's because I'm the only thing fun around hereSmile.Nah I'm just kidding...TonyB and MutilatRJuggalo are the only thing fun around hereTong.Anyways,ya...ackward.

Peace

Posted on 05.31.09 07:44 AM by PS3Potential

LOL!

@Ron
Whoop Whoop on Weeds. Love that show. Last season wasn't that great though..hopefully it gets better.

Posted on 05.31.09 07:49 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Sir Obs

Never mind Zen pinball what we need is Pain pinball, I suggested it a while ago but not sure it was ever noted. It would seriously work using Travis or (insert) as the ball Oochin up and down the hilly streets of San Francisco or a volcano or..... any suggestions?

Posted on 05.31.09 07:58 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Slaminthelamb!!
ABSOLUTELY!!!
It would be great to have a Pain pinball. PAINBall, whatever it would be called. We got a little taste with area 69. It would be awesome!

Posted on 05.31.09 08:57 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

For Pain Pinball, one good idea is to have plenty (about 20) of those "bumpers" (those area 69 things that acted like pinball bumpers), have it take place in a vertical shaft full of stuff to crash into (like a full 10 story western town). Also add flippers at the bottom that can be flipped using the controller to keep the action going.

Posted on 05.31.09 09:00 AM by Jonathan

I just saw the PAIN olyimpics trailer and noticed I got my name dropped on it! Freakin sweet dude! By the way Coker you also have a cool first name.

Posted on 05.31.09 10:29 AM by jasonmc

Wow Travis,ModNation racers? I have to buy that now.

Posted on 05.31.09 10:36 AM by Logan

I've been away from this site for to long. inFamous has totally engrossed me. I haven't even got to fully enjoy Sore Spots because of it. Anyone else having that issue? I want to get back to pain but can't stop the inFamous madness.

Posted on 05.31.09 10:47 AM by jasonmc

Well it was E3 that got us. Now we are all back in action. I had to post on the official blog but now we are back. Working on some new stuff now. A new mode, some new celebs and a single player mode that just rocks.

@Logan: Yeah Modnation is gonna WIN dude trust me. I have fun creating new stuff for that game and it’s not even in BETA. That’s how you know a game will be awesome.

@Slammin: PAIN Pinball… COMING RIGHT UP! (evil grin and laughter)

Posted on 05.31.09 11:02 AM by travis williams

@Travis

I'm glad that if anyone is making a game like that it's you. I love Pain, Racing games, and LittleBig Planet. You guys got my money. Is there a beta and maybe can I discuss this game with you? Not major questions, jut basic ones. You and Idol Minds are my favorite Game Distributers truely, between ideas and such. If ModNation Racers is made by you, this game will be a greatest hit within a week. My email is mangoman7282@comcast.net if you want to (please) contact me.

Posted on 05.31.09 11:30 AM by Logan

Back on a PAIN note, are the new characters going to be included in the museum or seperate. Because it seems like a downgrade from you usual characters, no offense. Either way you have my money but I think it would make more sense to make them unlockable and maybe sell some other characters. Are we every going to see a Yeti? Just a question. It could be a cool Pain Christman Character.

Posted on 05.31.09 11:34 AM by Logan

@ Logan

I agree we need a Yeti. I was hoping the Yeti would win back when it was up against what is now Ded Baron. EVERYONE ASK FOR A YETI!

Posted on 05.31.09 11:40 AM by jasonmc

@Travis (Whoops)

Oh I thought you were making the game sorry. I saw the blog on PS.com and thought you were making it. Though you said you talked to the guy and I would still be glad to discuss the game. Man I look like a dork.

Posted on 05.31.09 11:41 AM by Logan

@Travis

The mistake I made this was because of the thing you said that you guys were making a new game and maybe you know Untied Fronts rented some of you guys out. Oh well, I probably should stop talking.

Posted on 05.31.09 11:44 AM by Logan

ModNation Racers is being produced here in San Diego but I am not the producer. It's being developed by United Front Games. If you like PAIN then MNR is going to be up your alley. A lot of things we did here pave the way for other games we do....

Yeti was voted off the island in favor of the Zombie. However, I am saving the Yeti for something "special"


We are working on new games too (Coke and I) We just can't talk about them. PAIN keeps us pretty busy too.

Posted on 05.31.09 12:04 PM by travis williams

@ Travis

I can't wait to find out what "special" plans you got for the yeti.

BTW. I saw the Museum trailer and the spacesuit monkey looks hilarious! I can't wait to launch him around.

Posted on 05.31.09 12:21 PM by jasonmc

Wasn't the yeti going to be named Norton?

Posted on 05.31.09 12:30 PM by Conrad

Norton the Yeti? He should so have a German accent.

Posted on 05.31.09 13:02 PM by Logan

He should also have birds that fly out from within his fur when you launch him.

Posted on 05.31.09 13:16 PM by jasonmc

@everyone

Today, I was shown the true spirit of sportsmanship. Playing TRAUMA with Slamminthelamb and I was playing so badly, I almost disconnected. I just kept ending up in ridiculous spots 30 secs into a turn. Anyway about 38 seconds into another ridiculous short turn comes the "hand of god" aka a pimp slap to keep my turn going. This act of charity because I was playing so badly, was the second best laugh I ever had, ranked behind Brett Michaels nearly getting killed by flying scenery. Thanks Lamb.

Posted on 05.31.09 13:34 PM by david

@david,

Yeah, when slamin and I played trama, we'd try to do that. Initially, it was attempting to help out mid run, and the pimp slap would always go the wrong way, so later we'd save it until the other person stopped moving, but then forget to do it, haha. Trauma really is a team sport like that, in that it's a good 90% luck with anything other than arm trama (it seems).

--paerley

Posted on 05.31.09 14:05 PM by Patrick

@Vyrastas - No worries. I wondered if I was maybe mistaken. Then I saw I've played over 800 gasmes of Hot n Cold plat club! I think that validated my correction of your comment!

@Sir Slammin' - No quivers in my lip mate. My confidence is so high - it's outta sight!
Agreed on the PAINball. It could be a great mode. Now Travis is playing head games with the possibility??? Sounds good though. And I kinda like this 'Sir' business. It's a bit like royalty in your part of the globe innit?. Works for me!

@Patrick - Trauma? Meh - bah - chshh. I agree it's just too random of a shot to duplicate. Not a solid mechanic of gameplay imo. Esp. with different launchee's. Pass.

Peace all

Posted on 05.31.09 14:41 PM by obscured

Just swinging an idea here, but what about some sort of Napoleon? Except he could have stilts like Uncle Sam. Sterotyoe French accent and poses...potential. What do you guys think?

Posted on 05.31.09 17:30 PM by Logan

@ Travis

Pain Pinball YES YES YES we need it. Please tell me its gonna happen and its not a head game like my newly knighted friend says it is.

@ Pfish

I never use the Pimp slap in anger only girls and gays slap in anger, I see the Pimp slap as a helping hand to keep the game interesting innit.

@ Sir Obscured

A Sir title can only be given by the King or Queen it is given for outstanding contribution to the country via the persons profession, Although I am not a King (or Queen for that matter), I believe that you deserve it due to the outstanding scores and contribution to Pain. I know you were miffed at not being mentioned in the PAINalympics trailer but I am thinking that the Pain crew might be holding something more special for you.
Hey Obsy me ol mucker I am finkin that you have some English in you coz you use the innit with such Englishness innit?

Posted on 05.31.09 21:02 PM by Slaminthelamb

Me an Englishman? I shall don a monicle and proper top hat, roll my eyes and in my most condecending English tongue report to you - utterly rediculous! Innit? Lol.
I'm a quarter Choctaw and about a third Kraut. Possible Greek floatin around 'ere too. But I'm creamy Vanilla from head t tizzoe. ;-P

Posted on 05.31.09 22:12 PM by obscured

@Travis: I like the shoutout to people in the community in the new trailer Tong

Posted on 06.01.09 09:26 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis
has someone at idolminds started uploading all of PAIN's trailers ??
i found a user called IdolMindsLLC , is that you or 1 of the guys there or something ??

Posted on 06.01.09 11:11 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Maybe Napoleon could be short like Hung Lo and Scurv Dog, maybe be relased with a small Gladiator.

Posted on 06.01.09 13:56 PM by Logan

There's nothing wrong with circulating trailers that we've released so I am not sure about that user but I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted on 06.01.09 13:57 PM by travis williams

@All

Hey! Been a while since I've made a post here; about a month and a half. But, I have been keeping track like I said I would. Some of the conversations on here have been...interesting, to say the least. Always entertaining, though, and isn't that really all that matters?

So, yes, I've yet to post on this newest thread, which in all likelihood is going to be replaced by a new one sometime soon.

There is an old saying that goes "All things end badly, otherwise they wouldn't end." Not one to kick historical accuracy in the throat, but I have something you all may enjoy...

On 05.12.09, homerjnick made an inquiry about there not being a list of all of the in-game trophies like there are for the XMB trophies. Well, I took the liberty of going to each and every section and writing them all down. It's updated to accommodate the newest layout, so it's the easiest way to follow it. I only had a few questions:

1] Would it be a poor idea to post them in general for any reason?

2] If not, would you guys want me to post them straight up on the site, condense them into a word document, or, convert them into a .jpeg checklist-style?

Your choice.

Just let me know in the coming posts so I can prepare something.

Other than that, I haven't had a chance to express my joy over the newest releases. Everything was well worth the wait. The gym environment is especially phenomenal, with all of the little easter-eggs you guys slipped in, as well as the de-motivational poster in the office. Can't get enough of PAINalympics, either. Finally a way to get my fellow cats back into PAIN.

The Museum looks tops, too, by the way.

Oh, before I go, I had something on my mind. It goes along with the mention of a female character in a new outfit. Now, I realize I dreamed this [which speaks volumes of insanity, I'm sure], but I could have sworn I read a post saying that Tati had a new outfit, and that she was an Egyptian Princess. Figured I'd mention that, in the off-chance I'm right so I can do some universe shattering gloating.

Enjoy.

-M*

Posted on 06.01.09 15:58 PM by Anthony

@Anthony

I personally would prefer something like a checklist. It's a lot easier that way. I just had to deal with some 12 year old on a forum that has some serious anger problems judging by the amount of swears he used, interesting people like that aren't they? Well, I have another idea, how about something like A tiny King Tut and Napoleon?

Posted on 06.01.09 16:24 PM by Logan

@Anthony - I know for a fact it's not Tati. But dude - Tati with an Egyptian princess outfit? That's gold - gold I say!

@Travis - Somebody on your team mentioned something about some sort of contest or something a couple weeks ago. Care to expand on that?

Posted on 06.01.09 21:27 PM by obscured

I ran into a small bug.
One of the trophies won't unlock. I've done the required thing many times, yet still nothing.
Air Attack trophy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdaah0l00Tw

I've done it flawlessly with few character and went even up to 11 as far as combos went yet still nothing.

Posted on 06.01.09 22:45 PM by Mario

@Mario - Sorry man, trophy's aren't a high priority from me. But you've been really patient and hopefully someone can chime in with some help or something, anything. C'mon Community, anyone have a clue?

Think a judge would accept this as a form of community service? ;-P

Posted on 06.01.09 23:27 PM by obscured

@Mario

I personally didn't have a problem with that trophy.
But when Movie Studios was released I did NOT receive my PSN trophies when I dl'ed the content but when the replay editor was added, after the update, I had my trophies!

So my advice is wait it out and keep trying with EVERY character and maybe it will finally kick the lever and let it be unlocked.

Best of luck to you!

~GOD

Posted on 06.02.09 01:46 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Anthony

Since the SS add-on, with the trophies for each mode available from the pause menu, doesn't it seem a little bit unnecessary to do a list?

That is my thought but if you do it anyways, you should do it as a checklist divided by mode and difficulty eg. "FWE NORML- FWE HARD- FWE PAINFUL"

You know, something organised and easily navigatable.

Posted on 06.02.09 03:06 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

I was hoping to get a response from the dev team. I mean if this problem comes up with one of the harder trophies that you've been trying to do for hours then I would be rather frustrated.

Imagine doing the Chimney Sweep and the trophy doesn't pop up, I would be pissed off, as would everyone else.

Posted on 06.02.09 05:18 AM by Mario

@Anthony

I did enquire about a list and got no response. I started to put a list together in Excel but only finished Downtown and Abusement Park.

I see no reason why not to release it as you are not breaking any copyright as it would be like a walkthrough, just detailing what ingame trophies there are.

Just make it available! Smile

posted by homerjnick
Chimney Sweep done and King of PAIN done!

Posted on 06.02.09 07:37 AM by

i just like playing Pain, dont care about the trophies, if i get one good if i dont no big deal.

Posted on 06.02.09 19:08 PM by 91st-quiteman

Fair enough but Idol Minds have included In-Game trophies to help us try and have a goal in PAIN rather than mindless causing mayhem.

XMB Trophies are nice but the list I wouldn't mind is the complete ingame trophy list.

Achieving all ingame trophies would take quite a long time...........XMB Trophies not so, well after King of PAIN not so!

homerjnick

Posted on 06.02.09 19:11 PM by

@homerjnick, congrats on getting "King of Pain". Relieved? I know I was when I got it, now if Hot & Cold could get fixed so that I could get "Ninja Pwn" then I will have 100% XMB trophies for Pain.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.02.09 19:45 PM by Rick

Question.

Why did you make the mime, monkey, and granny launchable characters when we give you genius ideas everyday!
Like the

Rasta
Kangaroo
Hippie
Italian Chef
Indian Chief
Bruce Campbell

Posted on 06.02.09 19:51 PM by Conrad

@Conrad - Because we have been asking for the Mime, Monkey, and Granny to launch since the game came out... keep asking, one day your favorite may be launchable too!!

Posted on 06.02.09 21:23 PM by TonyB

@ Anyone who likes Pain Especially the Pain crew

Pain was given 5 minutes of fame on a UK TV show.
The show was called Living with the Hoff and featured a UK Radio/TV presenter who lived with the Hoff for 1 week.
At the end of the show the Hoff was showing off to a Juicy bit of crumpet(sorry i mean a beautiful young lady) when he said "Oh there is something I have to show you" he then went to a TV room where he let someone play as the Hoff in Downtown Pain. He said "Isn't it cool you have to hurt me, its not even released yet"
So it was obviously filmed before The Hoff was released.

Posted on 06.02.09 23:07 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis
Can I ask what college you went to for your video-game degree? Just a question I was wondering about, and maybe if you went to college with anybody else in the industry that you are still close with? I'm sort of hyped about Museum and I am waiting for you guys to give us some more info.

Posted on 06.03.09 00:30 AM by Logan

Logan - I know you asked Travis, but I've been away a while and I'm desperate for attention... I went to the University of Kansas from 1994-98 (actually had a couple of classes with Paul Pierce back in the day - Rock Chalk, Jayhawks!), but I studied Japanese and Broadcast Journalism, not anything gaming-related. "Gaming degrees" are a fairly recent phenomenon, and I don't know anyone personally who has been through a game-centric university program yet. I imagine we'll be seeing those folks come through the ranks soon enough, though.

All - Although I'm still crazy swamped here at work, the cacophony (go Marty Friedman and Jason Becker!) of preparation leading to E3 is behind us, and things are almost kinda halfway sort of starting to begin to maybe be back to whatever "normal" is. I'm going to be out for the next couple of days (vacation with the fam), but I'll be on the board here more often in the near future. As a nerd, I love E3, but as a person who has to prepare for it, I loathe it in some ways. Hope you all dug it. A lot of people work really hard to make it happen.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go write scripts for some new characters.....
Yeah, I said it!!! New characters. This. Is. How. We. Do. Baby!

Posted on 06.03.09 01:02 AM by Jason Coker

@Homerjnick - Congrats on King of Pain!

Mario's plea is very important, some people may not give a rats piece of crap about trophies but there are others, who are completests, like me who's HIGHEST priority is obtaining the trophies and medals. People play the game for different reasons, for me its the joy of unlocking EVERYTHING and completing all of the games objectives.
Despite what you might think, I don't even play for the leaderboards, with the exception of STM and the only reason I got so good at that was because the requirement for Platinum on Plat Club was so RIDICULOUS(not complaining)-LY high! I mean 500 on Plat club is CRAZY! I thought it was impossible for a long time but I was determined and I had so much fun trying to achieve that goal, I became addicted to that mode.
STM has, by FAR, is the most challenging Plat Club platinum. Second would be Mime Toss, imo. Then there are other modes like Cratetastic and Mad Science, both of which, I got a platinum medal on Plat Club on my FIRST try, literally! I think Cratetastic just plain sucks, Mad Science is cool but I just couldn't get into it. Maybe if the goal for a platinum was a faster time, I would've enjoyed it more.
OK, I'm getting waaaaay of my point here. I guess what I'm trying to say is "A games objectives are very important to some people and thats WHY they play the game" so:
If anyone has any information that would help Mario unlock his Flying High trophy, that includes you, Idol Minds, PLEASE help him, don't just shrug it of.

@Mario - I don't care if its Chimney Sweep or First Grab, if its not unlocking, you have every right to be pissed. A similar thing happened to me with the Lady Luck trophy on HnC (Hit 30 target bears on the first launch). I had done that hundreds of times and still, no trophy. I thought maybe it meant the FIRST bear you hit on the FIRST launch has to be the target bear but I did THAT over 80 times. I decided to give up on it for the time being and work of the other trophies. By the time I got back to it, Movie Studios had been released. I Played HnC for about five minutes until, one launch, the first bear I hit was a target and that beautiful kazoo started playing! So, I guess, whatever problem there was with the trophy was magically fixed when I got the MS update and I just had to do it one more time to trigger it.
In your video, you obviously met the requirements for the trophy. Like GOD said, just wait it out. Hopefully, somebody can help you and give you an explaination as to why your trophy is not unlocking, if not try it again every time the game updates. good luck.

Posted on 06.03.09 01:04 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Desparate for attention?

@Coke - Nice to hear from ya, dude! You've always been favorite Pain team guy (Travis' wookie collection kind of creeps me out)!

JASON COKER IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!


Howzat?

Posted on 06.03.09 01:15 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Reaper - I love you, man!

Posted on 06.03.09 01:53 AM by Jason Coker

....and Travis really is creepy. You should see his "other" doll collection....

Posted on 06.03.09 01:54 AM by Jason Coker

Life sized wookie dolls?

Posted on 06.03.09 02:47 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Logan: I didn’t get a degree. I went to DeVry for 3 years but I dropped out once I got a job making games. Back in 91 when I started making games there was no “video game degree” but there was a whole lot of laughing at video game guys. I was working on a CIS degree but I knew how to code since I was 10. If you are interested I would suggest the Citadel or DigiPen both seem to be really good. For art the Art Institutes, SCAD and Ringling work.

@Mario: That’s Odd… I will have Dave take a look.


@Conrad: Because we wanted to make those characters. Good ideas are kinda subjective no?

@Slammin: I love Da Hoff he was cool to work with. Really nice dude.

@Coke: Keep it up and I won’t approve any more of your “seedy” expenses.

Posted on 06.03.09 03:01 AM by travis williams

@ T&C - Ladies, ladies... Both of your dresses are pretty!!!!

Posted on 06.03.09 03:35 AM by TonyB

@Travis and Coke

Sorry Travis, I wasn't expecting a response from you, I knew you would have a better chance than Dave, he seems to disapear and reappear, sort of like my cat. Thanks for the information, I would be psyched for that since I love gaming and I really aren't good at anything else. 4 years until college and maybe I'll go to one of those colleges. Who knows, maybe I will pursue something I have been doing since I was 6 (I remember my first game, Super Mario 64) and maybe some day I will actually have the pleasure of meeting you or even working at Idol Minds if you hire when I get out. I hope I don't turn out into a complete gaming geek, I have a girlfriend that's a step up, I play a few sports another step up, but I read comics and spend a lot of time indoors...aw man. :/

Posted on 06.03.09 03:45 AM by Logan

Coker said "Yeah, I said it!!! New characters. This. Is. How. We. Do. Baby!"

Any chance this is a hint of a future launchible - Howie Mandell?? - that would be so awesome!

Posted on 06.03.09 04:38 AM by Jonathan

@ Travis and Coker
I just had a good idea that you guys should toss around the office. I was watching ABC and saw a commercial for a game show called "I survived a japanese game show". I think this could be a great variant on painolymics or a environment itself. Au no kutsu ( not sure if that's the correct spelling) could host the event. Let me know what you guys think.

Posted on 06.03.09 05:36 AM by jasonmc

@jasonmc

That would be a great mode for some other thing. That is a great idea and I second that tossing around of the idea. L is speaking great English. Laughing

Posted on 06.03.09 06:08 AM by Logan

@Travis - You may be getting a bit tired of this. Maybe not. When you speak to Dave about Mario's trophy issue, could you please have him look at the following items that I've thoroughly confirmed to be serious issues within PAIN.

First off, I dread to concede that the missing trigger issue will (gulp) never be corrected. I still hope it will, but I've moved on. It's just unfortunate because it's a great mode.

Next, a mode I greatly enjoy which I think is brilliant although not the most popular mode, Hot and Cold - both painful AND platinum club modes, has an issue with the timer reaching 0 while your player is still working towards the target bear.

I've played literally hundreds of H n C games and this is what I've learned. When you run out of time, the first time isn't a problem. If you get bonus time OR find the target bear you can still use the overhead view and relaunch. But I've noticed that if you run out of time AGAIN in the same game - that's when it potentially acts up. It behaves as if the game has ended - even when you are active and moving. It will still add points if you get bonus points. It will still chalk up time if you get bonus time. But at some point you can no longer use the overhead view to track your search. When this happens then no matter if you have plenty of bonus time OR you hit target bear, when you go to relaunch the game ends.

I hope I explained that well enough to understand. It doesn't happen every time, but quite frequently.

As rediculous and unorthodox as it sounds, I've offered my services to demonstrate these issues first hand, as I live in San Diego and would be delighted to help out. Do a background check on me - I'm clean.

It may sound like a joke to many, but I truly just want to help out. PAIN has been about the overall greatest gaming experience I can think of. That's a lofty endorsement. To that end, I don't think my offer is that far fetched. I'm not holding my breath, and seriously don't expect to be taken up, but I really want to see a 'complete' game.

Moving on, I want these issues to be corrected before the team move's on. Thanks.

Peace everyone

Posted on 06.03.09 08:24 AM by obscured

@qb2bTheReaper
Well yeah, you know.. it's not like that trophy is required for any of the PSN trophies but it would still be nice to have the collection complete. I've got all the Mime Toss, all the Hot N' Cold and to be missing one in FWE just doesn't seem right. It's not like I get any other gain from getting the trophy other then self satisfaction.

@Travis
Thanks, that would be appreciated.

I'll keep you updated if I end up unlocking it and what might have been the problem if that's the case.

Posted on 06.03.09 08:33 AM by Mario

@Travis

Not trying to be a PAIN but.....

I am completely in the same yellow submarine as Obscured. I would really like to see these bugs exterminated. Seems to me that as good as game PAIN is, it has become the Bates Family Motel with a serious roach problem. I would really hate to see you guys move on to the next Idol Minds vg while leaving this one incomplete.

Please please push these workaholiks a little further to find the solutions to these bad apples.

~GOD

Posted on 06.03.09 09:36 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Hey guys, I was wondering if there's any chance you could update the menus so that the circle button is "back" instead of triangle. It seems like circle for back is the standard this generation, triangle back was the standard last gen. This always gets me, it's not intuitive in the context of other PS3 games. Thanks.

Posted on 06.03.09 10:13 AM by Sean

Oh yeah, and give us some more slutty babe characters. I'm holding out on buying new characters til the next chick, though I have bought all of em up til Nigel.

Posted on 06.03.09 10:15 AM by Sean

@everyone - Thanks for your congrats on my King of PAIN!

@TheReaper, Mario

You hit it right on the head! I am a "completeness" guy that you talk about, I play a game solid, and complete EVERYTHING in it and then move on to the next one!

I started on my PAIN quest 4 months ago and still going as I try to get EVERY ingame trophy, it has been some journey already.

That is why a list of ingame trophies for each level on the net would be good!

homerjnick

Posted on 06.03.09 11:00 AM by

@Pain Crew
Welcome back. Pain Pinball is on it's way? Right on!!

@Coke
Gone as soon as you get back. Hectic. Enjoy the time with the family.

Posted on 06.03.09 16:05 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

kool pain pinball

Posted on 06.03.09 17:11 PM by 91st-quiteman

@ Travis

Are you saying the rasta is a bad idea!?!?! Why I oughta...

Posted on 06.03.09 19:58 PM by Conrad

@Obscured: I am not getting tired of this I just don’t think you understand how our dev process works. Often, what you see released is what we worked on a couple of months ago. So when you point out something we need to address it’s not like you see the results right away. Usually it’s two patches from then. So just hang on while we figure out what the deal is.

@Sean: Sorry the menu items aren’t going to change. There are rules here we have to follow that have nothing to do with how we want to navigate the menus and have everything to do with how Sony says we must be able to navigate the menus. More slutty characters eh? Okay. You asked for it.

@Conrad: Rasta is never THAT bad of an idea.


Posted on 06.04.09 07:40 AM by travis williams

I agree with obscured. The trigger crate issue really makes me not use fwe in movie studio. I also think there should be more multi player levels online. Painolympics would rock online. I also hope for better stats tracking. If the game knows my 5000 ooch, I want to know how many total. Or how much space I have traveled, etc. Those are just a few ideas, or hopes I have. Oh also I really want a PAIN game space in HOME. I didnt become such an avid PAIN gamer, till it went online and met obscured and pearly. and got some of the greatest advice and help to be a contender with the real pros.

Posted on 06.04.09 07:43 AM by ninjaberry

@Sean - Don't worry dude, you get used to it pretty quick. A bunch of us thought that R1 for the relaunch button was horrible, until we played for a while and realized that it was the perfect spot for it.

Posted on 06.04.09 10:41 AM by TonyB

Yey, for sluts!!!

Posted on 06.04.09 12:21 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Hopefully a slutty cop. Tong

Posted on 06.04.09 12:23 PM by qb2bTheReaper

SKEE BALL

Posted on 06.04.09 15:39 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Reaper - Hey, how about just a new police-woman outfit for Ginger? She could have all sorts of uniforms, representing different sexy stereotypes... nurse, police-woman, stewardess, elementary teacher, post-woman, construction worker ... you get the idea.

BTW, dear devs, is it really true that the celeb character coming with the museum is ... hum, don't wanna spoil it ... Well, let's say is there a second outfit for the character that's pretty much pink?

Posted on 06.04.09 17:27 PM by trash--observer

oops, forgot firefighter °_^

Posted on 06.04.09 17:30 PM by trash--observer

Thanks for the answer about the menu items. That's weird, since most other Sony games use circle for "back" but oh well, I can live with it.

Yeah, bring on the slutty chicks! I'm gonna buy Sore Spots tomorrow, looking forward to the Museum level I saw an E3 video of.

One last thing, when is the Shatner character coming? I'd buy that!

Posted on 06.04.09 19:03 PM by Sean

@Travis - Wow! Those are some handsome, albeit strikingly devilish features you possess when irked! ;-P Cmon now. You know I get emotional when your away for a while!

Thanks for replying to myself and henchmen. I solicited an emotional plea to further the chance for a reply. Shoot's. Scores. Thanks!

I totally understand the content delivery process. Just making sure my message got through.

Peace

Posted on 06.04.09 19:52 PM by obscured

@obsy: One can never raise an issue too many times Tong I just hate you for being so good at fwe as to actually experience those issues!

Didn't we see some screenies of Andy Dick waaay back as character? What happened to him.

Btw, travis, I would freaking LOVE to launch Ben Browder of Farscape and Stargate fame. Awesome!

Posted on 06.04.09 20:27 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ Knizzle - yeah, that was the character I was referring to. Just google Andy Dick and Pain and you will easily find pictures, even an extract of a voice-recording-session starring Andy and other beloved people *wink*.

@ all - would anyone here care for Ginger in a nun-outfit? Just imagine her poses dressed like that .. hallelujah

Posted on 06.04.09 23:08 PM by trash--observer

am i missing something

why did someone say PAIN pinball , is that actually real ??
is it actually a future mode ?

Posted on 06.05.09 04:13 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Hi !
Why don't you make a creator environment ? It will be very great to play in our own environment !!!

Posted on 06.05.09 04:58 AM by coralie

Is it me, or has Morgan Webb gone from "Hot Geek Girl", to "Over Done Club Prostitute"? She had a good thing, now she looks like every other money grubber at the disco... sad...

Posted on 06.05.09 07:02 AM by TonyB

I prefer Olivia Munn over Morgan, she's hotter and is a lot more open with her sexuality.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.05.09 07:15 AM by Rick

And Olivia is on the cover of Playboy...

Posted on 06.05.09 07:17 AM by TonyB

I just finished the Amusement Park and tried the Air Attack again. Still didn't work. Going to bug me seeing an empty spot over there. That's alright.

I was just wondering though. If it was possible for every trophy to have a little high score counter?
Just up until you get the actual trophy is fine.. for example..
When you're doing the 1000 pimp slaps, just have a little counter next to the trophy saying how many you have so far. Another example would be the 75 explosives in Amusement Park FWE. You could have a little counter saying how close you got..

This would also help a little bit to see if you're doing the correct thing... like for example if you touch the Ninja and it doesn't register in Ninja PWN(Happened to me, had to go through the whole thing again to find out which one didn't register correctly.) then you can just try again.

Now I'm done with.. both Down Town and the Amusement Park, got all trophies. Movie Studio... next... don't really like it too much though...

Posted on 06.05.09 10:41 AM by Mario

I can hardly get on the boards much. my ps3s still sittin in its mialing box, waiting to be sent to sony for a 150 dollar repair Frown moneys nothing to me though. Deadhead, re-add me punk! im gone for a few months and tons of people took me off their friends lists. ive been using my cousins ps3. untill i get my ps3 back, i cant get the dlc for pain major bummer. what im concerned with is getting trophies. i barely have 4 golds. level 6 though. im not sure if this has been brought up or fixed or noticed but i was playing bowling and the other guy was doin some glitch. before hed hit the pins hed do that stylin the (jarvis' helicopter) it would knock down some pins, reset it, go again, and then go a third time. dont mean to bust that guys bubble but that just aint cool. oh travis how about sponge bob as a character. it isnt him so much thats annoying, but yet society that makes him annoying. maybe a jarvis in a spongebob shirt holding a toy of patrick screaming how "gangster" sponge bob is

Posted on 06.05.09 23:43 PM by rayderz50

@rayderz

I thought you fell off the face of the earth cuz your myspace page went down too, lol Smile

Posted on 06.06.09 10:15 AM by deadhead19420

@raderz

Man, that was a crazy post, so many ideas just stringing one after the other, awesome.

Posted on 06.06.09 13:04 PM by austindriver13

@TonyB About triangle for "back" it's not really a matter of getting used to it, I've been playing Pain for over a year on and off. But when every single other PS3 game uses circle for back, I have to re-adjust to Pain's menu controls every time I come back to it. It really makes Pain feel outdated in a way, to me. Menu consistency is important in my opinion, and they aren't following the current generation standard. I know it's not a big deal, doesn't affect gameplay, but I find it really annoying personally. I never had a problem with R1 to relaunch, or any of the other controls. Like I said, this was the standard for PS2 games, get with the times please. I can't understand the claim that Sony is forcing them to keep it this way, when all of their other games are doing it differently.

Posted on 06.06.09 13:10 PM by Sean

How about this idea for a launchible:

Ever see those young dudes that wear their pants so loose that they are on the verge of falling off, we need a launchible character like that - when he hits something, the pants fall off and get tangled up around his ankles allowing for the possibility of him getting snagged on something.

Posted on 06.06.09 13:43 PM by Jonathan

Another crazy thought, imagine his fallen pants getting snagged on a fire extinguisher that flies him all over the place.

Posted on 06.06.09 13:48 PM by Jonathan

@Sean

Get over it. Smile

Posted on 06.06.09 14:52 PM by deadhead19420

@Mario - I hope you didn't think I was talking about PSN trophies. When I said 'trophies' I was referring to Pain's in-game trophies because thats what Idol Minds named them long before PSN trophies even existed.
Sounds like your doing pretty good, so far! forget about Air Attack for now, at least you've proven that you can do it and its obviously no trouble for you. Try it again after the Museum update. Maybe after the update, the game will 'realize' you haven't unlocked it yet.
I'm not a big fan of MS either but some of the trophies are pretty fun.
Anyway, I would LOVE to have the ability to view trophy progress. A lot of other games do that too. I wish I new how many crates I've hit In Craptastic for the 5,000 crate trophy (the ONLY one I don't have), that way I'd know how much longer I'll have to force myself to play that mode. Also sometimes the trophy descriptions are vague and I'm not sure if I'm even doing the right thing, viewing throphy progress helps a lot with that too.

Posted on 06.06.09 16:30 PM by qb2bTheReaper

A new celebrity launchee should be Juggz in his BCB costume (bloody apron)!
I'd buy it!

Posted on 06.06.09 16:38 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Finaly put the under 2:00 beat down on Mad Science Plat Club! So close, sooooo many times...

PWNED!!!!!!!

Posted on 06.06.09 16:58 PM by TonyB

T you're an animal. A sick disgusting creature - who pwns.

Posted on 06.06.09 20:04 PM by obscured

just when I thought I was getting good at Mad Science.... geez. Smile

Posted on 06.06.09 20:08 PM by deadhead19420

@Obsy - Awwww Shucks...

@Deadhead - Keep goin! Beat me so we can have a duel!!

Posted on 06.06.09 21:44 PM by TonyB

@Reaper, yeah, that's what I mean sometime you just don't know if you're doing the right thing or if it's registering.

I think they made Crateastic slightly too hard, when you look at it, there are only a handful of people who actually managed to get Platnium on painFUL. Only three people that even tried Platnium Club it doesn't seem to be very popular.

I just finished Normal Platnium.. was one shot close to getting the 40 crates in row trophies.
Hard looks like it's going to be rather difficult..

Posted on 06.07.09 10:12 AM by Mario

@qb2bTheReaper
NICE! If only that was possible! I would be the happiest guy in the world. Music was my biggest dream, next in line would have to be being immortalized in a video game.

@Tony
That's sick man, SICK!!! I still can't get under 4 minutes. Un frickin believable!

Posted on 06.07.09 13:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Yo Travis! Are we going to see the Museum Video on this site anytime soon?

Posted on 06.07.09 22:56 PM by TonyB

@ TonyB

Google the video it's out.

Posted on 06.07.09 23:21 PM by jasonmc

I seen it, It's just easier to tell people to come here and see all the vids when I'm selling this game to friends... I've talked about a dozen people into getting PAIN.

Posted on 06.07.09 23:33 PM by TonyB

SKEE BALL

Posted on 06.08.09 08:37 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@qb2bTheReaper
I'm with you on Craptastic... by far the least enjoyable mode in the game. I am not looking forward to getting that 4,000 crate in-game trophy... 'twill probably be my last one ever, as well.

@Mario
Way to go on finishing Abusement Park! I still need to grind out the Hot n Cold ones.

Posted on 06.08.09 21:53 PM by Vyrastas

Just an FYI to the PAIN team: www.youtube.com/watch



And here's a little something for those looking for some help on Abusement Park: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t14hO3fW660

Posted on 06.09.09 03:41 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Vyrastas

Yeah, I actually didn't have too much trouble with Hot N'Cold, actually found a good method of pretty much being able to hit the target in less then 3 shots. I think I'm like second on the ladder on painFUL didn't go into Plat Club.

Yeah, I can see how Crateastic is going to be a problem, I think I will use up most of those 4000 when I try to get the Platnium ranks.. looks a bit too hard..
almost got 40 in row if one turn hadn't have messed me up.

Posted on 06.09.09 06:51 AM by Mario

get Bruce Campbell in the game already

Posted on 06.09.09 13:02 PM by

yeah Bruce Campbell has done some awesome movies and this is an awesome game so the 2 match perfectly

Posted on 06.09.09 13:08 PM by

blog.eu.playstation.com/.../

Posted on 06.09.09 20:57 PM by Uganja

I just watched a youtube clip that had a sticky ball go though a portal in FWE and the score went crazy. Is this just a glitch or does this happen every time. I've tried to recreate it but I can't hit everything just right. The clip is called pain epic glitch.

Posted on 06.09.09 22:20 PM by inkerjay

hmmmm...not sure - that score goes up like a rat up a drain pipe .impressive though .would love a start like that in Afterglow ...

Leeli67

ps... Blu-ray looking good

Posted on 06.10.09 06:38 AM by

@Obscured: We are in the QA process now sooo I am trying to get this crate issue handled. Whenever we are lookin under the hood it makes sense to tighten up old stuff too.

@Knizzle: Dick you say? Hmmm I think he would be a good character to have in PAIN. I think I might be able to make that happen.


@Liam: I said didn’t say PAIN PINBALL was real I said coming right up… I usually answer questions in a way that leave people to guess because I can’t say more.

@Rayderz: LTNS Hey man welcome back!

@Tony: Sounds like a good idea (Moving that movie to this site) Lemme see what I can do.

@Ron: No Skee-Ball but I have a PAINBall you might be interested in.

Posted on 06.10.09 08:27 AM by travis williams

Little late here but it is pretty strange Sony forces you guys to use the triangle button to move backwards in menus. All of their other games, XMB, ...even MGS adopted circle for back this generation!

On another note this thread is over a month old! Will we get a fresh new one soon?

Posted on 06.10.09 08:45 AM by pick-e

The museum video for those of you that can't wait Wink >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5MStPUN6HQ

Posted on 06.10.09 09:04 AM by George

Hi dudes, been away from Pain for a while *sob*. Got some news/lies though, not sure if this has been confirmed but I've heard that Pain will get a Bluray release 26th of this month in the UK! All the extra environments and a few downloadable characters, not the museum though.

Sorry if this is old news just thought it was interesting.

Posted on 06.10.09 10:46 AM by The_Probe

For £19.00........sorry for double post.

Posted on 06.10.09 10:47 AM by The_Probe

PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall

@ Travis

When I buy the PAIN disk from my local shop next week and put it on my PS3 will the two versions conflict with each other?

PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall PAINBall

Posted on 06.10.09 10:48 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis - Good lookin out padnuh, thanks. I (HOT) really do (AND) appreciate it (COLD).

Oh that? That was nothing subliminal or anything. ;-P

@Coke - What's up homie! Obsy hasn't forgotten ya!

Peace

Posted on 06.10.09 12:23 PM by obscured

Ok how is it going guys,
HAHAHAHA 800th post!!!

For all the H8ters..
If you have a genuine idea, the team will take it and run, makeing it not just good but BADASS. Thanks For Mad Science...

But I would still like a Handicapped Character!!!
I will bugging you on this till ya make it.

Now what is up with Pain Blu-Ray.
Why should I buy it?
What Goodies/Freebies are we getting?
A Pain T-Shirt Like the Afro Samurai game or Pain Figs like SF4 Special Edition.

How about adding commentary from you guys.
What about some of the Mutants(too many to list)add in some hints or a Strategy Guide.
No Platinum stuff but just Gold and Trophy help.

Is there a way to put Counters on Trophies,
Affiction Addiction(100,000,000)
Glass Lass (500)
Rodeo Clown (500)
Constipated (100)
Glutton (30)
Pain&Main (100)
Grenade-a-maid (200)
Camera Boom (50)
Ninja Pwn (it would be nice to know which ones you have found)

Cant Wait For Painball!!!
Much Love
Peace

Posted on 06.10.09 12:32 PM by Vampirefirex

SKEE-BALL!!!!!!!

Posted on 06.10.09 13:41 PM by TonyB

OH on Blu-ray add in all of the old pain labs! I missed the speed slide Frown

Posted on 06.10.09 15:38 PM by Vampirefirex

SKEE BALL

Posted on 06.10.09 17:27 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

While working to get After Party, I cant get the gas tank on top of the castle to blow.

it is covered in 4 solid steel pols and 2 steel cubes, no matter how hard I hit the tank it wont set off, it even said I hit it
still no boom. sounds like a glitch.

Peace
Smile>-

Posted on 06.10.09 17:33 PM by Vampirefirex

not a glitch... Try more firepower!!

Posted on 06.10.09 17:36 PM by TonyB

yo tony
Hit me up on PSN same name as posted
and we'll talk more, but if its no glitch
WOW that is one tough gas tank.

Vampirefirex
B.C Canada
26

Posted on 06.10.09 18:08 PM by Vampirefirex

@Vampirex: I haven't played in a while but I'm pretty sure you can't blow that gas tank up by hitting it with your character, try hitting it with parts of the tower. I might be remembering wrong though.

Posted on 06.10.09 20:04 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Whoops, I skipped some of your name vampirefirex, that name is sobriety test.

Posted on 06.10.09 20:05 PM by KnizzleHizzle

I've always found grab boxes to be effective at blowing things up that direct contact wouldn't.

Posted on 06.11.09 03:01 AM by Patrick

@Patrick - That cryptic statement was both chilling and profound - to such a degree it appears I have soiled myself. Not cool bro.

Aw c'mere man - I can't stay mad at you!

Ok so it's a little quiet. Figured I'd goof on ya.

Posted on 06.11.09 03:47 AM by obscured

@obscured,

I hate this summer thing. I've been too busy running around through wooded glens and strawberry fields to get any good pain action. Why just last week I went 5 full days without A. Checking my E-Mail and B. Touching my Playstation. I think I may be coming down with something as my skin has begun to turn from it's normal day-glow white to this odd 'beige' like color..

Posted on 06.11.09 04:18 AM by Patrick

@Travis
basically what slammin asked
will the disc game of pain and download version of pain conflict ?
also when i download the museum , will it work with both disc and download version ?
and if i alredi hav the characters that arent on the disc , will they work if i all redi hav them ?
plus having disc is brill idea , freinds of myn want to get the game now , as they dont pay for downloads coz we dont hav playstation card thingie's , and to buy the disc is cheaper then buying all the content seperatly
and last thing
PAINball sounds like its going to be fun , will it come with the museum?

Posted on 06.11.09 05:24 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

So the 5000 explosives trophy in Crateastic is target crates or just any crates?

Posted on 06.11.09 09:43 AM by Mario

@InkerJay

I tried to recreare that sticky ball glitch and some crazy things started to happen.....

www.youtube.com/watch

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 06.11.09 09:53 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron - Pretty wild shizzle there. Ridin' the sticky icky! I have a clip of the flying saucer that hovers over the gyrotron thing going completely insane. Pretty sure sticky ball had something to do with it.

@Patrick - Watch out for that big orange thing up there. It's nothing but trouble.

Posted on 06.11.09 19:49 PM by obscured

So quitting smoking has a major negative affect on your pain game... haha, I have played maybe a dozen launches since giving up smoking (cigs) and can barely break 60 in DT online... looks like my rating is about to start dropping, haha.

Posted on 06.11.09 23:47 PM by Patrick

@Ron - HA! Now I'm gonna try to get that glitch for however long it takes!!! That was pretty cool!

Posted on 06.12.09 01:48 AM by TonyB

@TheCommunity

It's been a while since I posted a video but decepticreep asked if I would do something with Spunky the Clown. I wasn't up for it at first - it's kind of a painstaking process I use.

I always use music to tie the clips together and after I chose the song I realised there was some potential here and began to build on it. This was a fun project and I'm pretty happy with the result.

So, even if your one of these people who NEVER check out PAIN videos because 'they're pretty much all the same' - I humbly invite you to watch this.

Clown Beatdown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kai-5k9mutw

(remember to click on the 'HQ' button!)

Posted on 06.12.09 02:29 AM by obscured

@Obsey - (stands) CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!

A work of art, Mutant Sir! Art INDEED!!

Posted on 06.12.09 03:33 AM by TonyB

@ Sir Mutant Obsey

Nice one mate you did it again, you have a talent for the vids especially with Pink Floyd. The tunes fit so well.
laters

Posted on 06.12.09 05:16 AM by Slaminthelamb

Does anyone find it amusing that the SCEE Product Manager for PAIN is a guy called Joey Payne?

homerjnick

Posted on 06.12.09 05:46 AM by

@Ron is God, Did u notice the "Pain" like reference in Season 3 of Weeds? I am a little behind, I just picked up Season 3.


The episode were gay Kuhmar (can't remember his name) says that the guys at "The Manhole"
won't buy any of the schwag he is sellin'.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.12.09 12:11 PM by Rick

@Rick

In fact, my brother pointed it out to me. I never really caught it when I watched it but my bro was like, "Do you think thats an ode to pain?"

i said that its prolly an ode to gay sex more than anything but its still funny.

Posted on 06.12.09 15:57 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

BTW...his name is Sanjay

Posted on 06.12.09 15:58 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Slammin'/ Tony - Thanks you guy's. Too kind!

Posted on 06.12.09 17:00 PM by obscured

@ Travis n Coke

Sorry guys but the questions keep coming

How has Mr Pain taken off over there in the land of the rising big orange thing?
How do the scores compare with ours?

I was half expecting the leader boards to become awash with unpronounceable names lol

Is it possible that you can access my online stats and reset my disconnects?
coz it reads 11 but only from other people disco'ing on me and somehow the point was given to me. In theory it should read zero.

Posted on 06.12.09 19:42 PM by Slaminthelamb

And whats with the neck tie theme we got this morning I don't understand it?

Posted on 06.12.09 19:47 PM by Slaminthelamb

@TonyB

Which glitch you talkin about???

Posted on 06.12.09 19:57 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Slaminthelamb

Father's Day - Sunday

Posted on 06.12.09 21:07 PM by THitter

@Ron - The flying blob ball looked like fun... I couldn't get it to happen tho

Posted on 06.12.09 21:33 PM by TonyB

just to let everyone know i played a person name deno12. He asked for my playstation password so he could get my info. I recommand to put on ur do not add list.

Posted on 06.13.09 06:24 AM by 91st-quiteman

@ THitter

Cheers Tim, I didn't realise that we share that.

Posted on 06.13.09 11:44 AM by Slaminthelamb

Hey guys,

I went to the quintessentially summer party last night in London (very english darling) - it was awesome, plenty of free champagne and sexy celebs

Anyway, the legend that is the Hoff turned up part way through the evening. I've never seen the presence of someone have such an effect at a party. I mean, the guys a legend right? The crowd literally parted to allow him through.

So after a while (playing it cool) i thought i'd go over and talk to him, (after he'd finished entertaining all of the women that were literally queuing to see him) - Bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation was?

He said working with you guys was such fun, that he doesn't take himself too seriously and it was great to have a game that doesn't take itself too seriously too.
Such a nice guy though, really genuine, and apart from the occasional hint that Pain was his idea (lol) - i really enjoyed talking to him.
Anyway, just thought i'd share, and say that he really spoke highly of all you guys. And i think he was grateful to have a conversation that wasn't baywatch or knightrider centracised. Although i was kinda desperate to talk about Pamela Andersons jubblies

Posted on 06.13.09 15:49 PM by Uganja

I have a bit of a problem. My friend told me that there was a new painlabs and new theme. So i went on pain to check it out, but i skipped right past the checking for updates screen and went right to the game. I tried over again and still no luck and no updates. Help please???

Posted on 06.13.09 17:42 PM by Steve

Museum is looking pretty awesome, you kept that one under wraps guys... I love the trailers

Posted on 06.13.09 19:45 PM by PGibby

wow....im strtin to hate PAIN now. u guys nevr update it. this post is atleast a month old. 1 new pose of the week in the last month. no new painlabs character.s? this game is really losing it.

Posted on 06.14.09 00:39 AM by lucas

@Lucas - Lay off the crack kid... The game just pushed a new enviro, and the guys let out about the Museum and they were at E3... What is your deal??? That's the dumbest comment I've ever seen on this board.

Posted on 06.14.09 01:15 AM by TonyB

@ lucus

shut up fool

Have you seen the LATEST UPDATE its called Will it Blend and its pure Genius.
Well done pain crew what a wicked PAINlab I love it great fun

Thanks

Posted on 06.14.09 01:58 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Lupus - Aren't you one of two people that said "there dosen't seem to be much going on there" when they showed first screen shots of Reunion? I've had over 230X multipliers there! I'd say it's a pretty cluttered mofo.

Like a bad doomsday prophet, you make the bogus call.

Chillax. Hit your inhaler. The board is quiet = They are busy. You know the drill.

Why all this flack?

"you never update it" and "this game is really losing it." - Survey say's....XX

If your angry then whatch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kai-5k9mutw

Posted on 06.14.09 06:39 AM by obscured

@Lucas

What do you expect from them? Content shooting out of their butts every day? Everything that we play they have to make, which takes months, just shut up completely, we like newcomers, but not when they are as whiny as you. I used to complian, but did I sound like this? Sorry if I did.

Posted on 06.14.09 08:59 AM by Logan

@Logan - Yeah you did!! HAHA!! That's why you got so much crap!!!!! Ha!

Posted on 06.14.09 10:24 AM by TonyB

@ron_is_god
Those vids are really weird too. I'm gonna keep trying to do it the same way if I come up with anything crazy I'll post it

Posted on 06.15.09 00:04 AM by inkerjay

Come on .eu players, I'm actually not out doing stuff for once on a weekend and looking for some other side of the pond fwe action... and noone is online to play

Posted on 06.15.09 00:48 AM by Patrick

@Patrick - I wouldn't write off noone so quickly. I've heard quite a few people say noone's a great player.

So go out there and represent for the Yanks!Hey UK... noone's going DOWN!!!
(wrote a lil song here it goes)

Noone, noone
big buffoon
The UK goon -
You're goin down soon!

Ooooh , oh yea. That did some damage. All up in his mind with the goon diddy. Time to pounce Patrick. He's all flustered.

Good luck man - Give 'em Hell. Jeeze... lol, noone has no idea what's about hit'em.

Posted on 06.15.09 01:24 AM by obscured

Thanks for the backup obscured, I need all the psychological warfare I can...

I'm not half the FWEer I used to be

(STP reference...)

Didn't the UN ban psychological tactics like that though? We might be looking at an international incident here, but that IS on my todo list for today:

1. Finish Mint Brownies
2. International Incident
3. Find missing sock
4. Wash Dishes

--paerley

Posted on 06.15.09 01:36 AM by Patrick

More brownies, PLEASE!!! A perfect companion to ANY international incident!

Posted on 06.15.09 05:10 AM by obscured

I'll say it again i guess... I have a bit of a problem. My friend told me that there was a new painlabs and new theme. So i went on pain to check it out, but i skipped right past the checking for updates screen and went right to the game. I tried over again and still no luck and no updates. Help please???

Posted on 06.15.09 06:13 AM by Steve

@Steve - Have you checked your internet connection? That's the only way I know of that a game won't update...

Posted on 06.15.09 07:02 AM by TonyB

@TonyB

Thanks for being suttile.

Posted on 06.15.09 08:10 AM by Logan

Oh yeah, I just wanted to report another problem, the game tends to freeze from time to time, the whole system has to be restarted and I'm afraid that it might be damaging PS3 in the process, happens often when you keep doing same shot over and over again.

For example when I was trying to get the Chimney Sweep trophy, it did it few times. Usually when explosions are involved.

Posted on 06.15.09 08:13 AM by Mario

@Mario...

PAIN froze my PS3 on a nightly basis for quite a while a few months back before painful Movie Studio fun with explosives was fixed, to where I'd have to do a hard reset each time...... now my PS3 bluray player is dead...... I aint sayin, I'm just sayin....

Posted on 06.15.09 10:50 AM by deadhead19420

@anyone
after the last update something happened to my online player profile. It says I have only played 10 games of HORSE and 0 games of everything else, but all of my ratings are still there. HORSE 10 games/100, FWE 0 games/19, etc,. Has anyone else experienced this problem. Tony B. has not, this I know because he lives 5 ft below me.

Posted on 06.15.09 11:45 AM by david

"subtle"

Posted on 06.15.09 11:59 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Did you kill Tony? How could you David...

Posted on 06.15.09 12:25 PM by Mario

@noone - You suck!

Posted on 06.15.09 13:35 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Noone is a jerk! We should egg his house!!!

Posted on 06.15.09 13:50 PM by TonyB

@Ron

I remember my 7th grade spelling bee, I misspelled Thursday. -_-, Anyways it's a hard word for me, I hate silent letters, they taunt me with their silentness.

Posted on 06.15.09 15:46 PM by Logan

@Logan

The wrinkly Czar of the Euphrates ate a gnarly jalapeno from a pseudo-psychic which caused pneumonia and acute psychosis, so the Czar brought out his Ouija board to conjure ghosts but instead heightened tsunamis on the island, luckily his knight listened to his cries and used a knife to kill the gnome and gut the pterodactyls in less than an hour. And everything was well again.

Posted on 06.15.09 16:05 PM by deadhead19420

@Deadhead - BRAVO!BRAVO!! that's good shit there!

Posted on 06.15.09 17:11 PM by TonyB

Second That!!!!!!!!

Posted on 06.15.09 19:10 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@cabezamuerta

Bravo! !!Muy bueno shizzellitos akee!!

As a result of my close proximity to our friendly Mexican neighbors in the quiet, rolling heels to my south, my tongue knows 2 languages. I'm cunnilingual.

Posted on 06.15.09 19:17 PM by obscured

@Logan

Its nothing personal, poor grammer is a little pet peeve of mine. I, naturally, am a great speller. I always have been and to see mispelled words makes me want to punch a baby. Even when I text I use correct spelling. Didn't mean to make you recall repressed memories of failure & defeat. I hope you don't kill yourself.

Posted on 06.15.09 19:20 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@TonyB Yeah my internet connection is fine and all i get updates for everything else. For PAIN, it skips the checking for updates screen.

Posted on 06.16.09 07:12 AM by Steve

I don't see a 'checking for updates' screen unless it downloads an update.

Posted on 06.16.09 10:24 AM by Patrick

Done with the movie studio, got all the trophies, Sore Sports, here I come! Should take too long since it looks rather easy..

Posted on 06.16.09 13:31 PM by Mario

To All Who qualify.....


H
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F
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D
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Posted on 06.16.09 14:01 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Mario - Yes, sore spots is the easiest one to complete, it shouldn't be a problem for you. Tell me, how long does it take to get 4,000 crates in Craptastic? If I knew, maybe it would motivate me to try it.

@noone - Your mom sucks!
Pretty good too, she must be a pro.

Posted on 06.16.09 15:04 PM by qb2bTheReaper

noone got pwned beyond recognition. Dental records were used to identify the crumpled, pwned remains.

Posted on 06.16.09 16:41 PM by obscured

@Reaper - It's 5000 crates, but it should take more then 3 days really.
By the time you finish all the other trophies you would have about 1000ish.. then it's basically just launching yourself at one crate.
Or you can mix it up a bit and hit bunch of other explosives on the map.
Takes around 2 days. It doesn't say they have to be target crates, and if you reset and start over that still counts so no need to go through the whole thing. Just be sure to go back to the menu every now and then in case the game freezes so you wouldn't have to go through the trouble all over again.

Posted on 06.16.09 20:14 PM by Mario

@Ron

You know I might now because of my failure in my life, thanks...

@Dead

I had to lol. YOo really think I'm that stupid don't you? Don't answer that. I know how to spell most of those words truth be told, I can't spell select few.

Posted on 06.16.09 21:13 PM by Logan

@Coke/Travis,
whats the status on the replay editor fix? will it be ready by the time the museum comes out? when is that btw?

@everyone,
i havent posted here in a while. i got a pitbull puppy last month and all my time and energy is going into watching her and stopping her from chewing and eating everything. i havent even had that much time for PAiN. i've only uploaded 2 videos to youtube in the last month. you all should check out my latest. Its called Zombie vs Alien. I'm sure you can guess that it involves Ded Baron! Smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLESHn5myw

Posted on 06.17.09 01:58 AM by Al3xX_420

i know i haven't posted here in absolutely AGES but my ps3 is broken =(

Posted on 06.17.09 20:51 PM by no1rebal

Mime Toss glitch?

I just got 2:31 on mime toss but no platinum club when its 3:05. Did anybody else have this problem. If so, how do you fix it.

Posted on 06.18.09 07:01 AM by Agent Scarlett

Its a typo, its not 3:05, its 2:05

Posted on 06.18.09 11:07 AM by

@rebal: Wtf, sucks!

Posted on 06.18.09 19:06 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Alright I am sure you are wondering did we fall off the face of the earth and the answer is no….

Once again when we are away we are just busy doing cool stuff for the next release. We are in the final stages of BETA now for the Museum so things are kinda crazy. Like I said before we are working on what’s really REALLY next as well as some cool new additions to PAIN. Stay tuned in the next couple weeks as we will be able to talk about those things in great detail. I’m working on getting some free stuff out to you all very soon. When I say stuff I mean characters. I will be back next week to tell you all about Museum because there are some cool things coming for the new areas and some neat retrofits for the old areas.

If you are in Europe then the PAIN BluRay is coming out. It’s a really good deal.

Be back later peeps. Be cool!




Posted on 06.18.09 20:16 PM by travis williams

I think there should be a contest, and who ever wins can have themselves as a pain character. i would love to beat myself up, in the game. For example, have a painlab that has a leaderboard and after a week you could have a winner for highscore. I have been watching twitter for battlefield 1943, and the contests they have really gets alot of community interests.

Posted on 06.18.09 21:52 PM by ninjaberry

there would be interesting

Posted on 06.18.09 21:58 PM by 91st-quiteman

sure be nice to c some new stuff soon

Posted on 06.18.09 21:59 PM by 91st-quiteman

@Travis - When the new free characters come out, I hope they will be unlockable (like Ed). Even if its super easy, I don't care, its just fun to UNLOCK stuff.
Looking forward to the retrofits!

Posted on 06.19.09 07:09 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@ everyone (noone's brother)
Great news guys. GameFAQs lists PAINalympics as coming out for North America NEXT WEEK!

www.gamefaqs.com/.../releases.html?limiter=1

I heard there's to be stuff like anvil toss and bull riding. This is gonna be awesome!

Heh . . .

Posted on 06.19.09 07:33 AM by Cavefish

I spoke to someoone and everyoone. They asked me to quit hassling their brother. I told them sorry, but noone had it coming.

Posted on 06.19.09 09:31 AM by obscured

noone is a total jerkface... he deserved it no doubt!

Posted on 06.19.09 09:43 AM by TonyB

And that, kids, is what happens when people do drugs... Tong

Posted on 06.19.09 13:44 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Just saw Transformers 2!!!! Go see it asap!

Posted on 06.19.09 15:10 PM by jasonmc

Could anyone tell me what exactly is included on the PAIN Blu-ray release please? Please be detailed especially if it includes multiple characters.


I prefer to have stuff on a physical format so I may buy the disc even though I have all new areas already.

Posted on 06.19.09 15:31 PM by KylieDog

Ok, I got the dreaded King of PAIN trophy 2 weeks ago and my XMB trophies for PAIN are at 96%, just Ninja pwn to go.

So last night I'm hitting Hot n Col Painful and hoping to get 8 target teddies to unlock Platinum Club.

Three times I got to 7 teddies when wham the game slows down so much it became unplayable!

Needless to say I was not amused.

Read posts further up on this issue and it was nice to hear Travis say we are getting free characters and they are working on the museum but this bug really needs a fix.

3 times on 7 teddies!!!!! Cmon!!!!!

homerjnick

Posted on 06.19.09 16:11 PM by

I get a little bit of slowdown, but nothing like what some people are saying. All I can tell you is to stop halucinating.

That probably wasn't funny to those of you experiencing these time distorting mental misfires. Lay off the d-lysergic losenges my peoples. I cannot stress this enough.

Now what. Who's this? So, who the eff is
anyoone? You're serious - noone's dad is now involved? This is rediculous.

Posted on 06.19.09 19:10 PM by obscured

@Obsy - Noone says you can chew sticks...

Posted on 06.19.09 21:16 PM by TonyB

@KylieDog

I asked which characters were included here blog.eu.playstation.com/.../

Basically, all of them apart from the Hoff - Not sure why, and all of the environments that are currently out are included too. For £20, that's a steal

Posted on 06.19.09 22:09 PM by Uganja

how can anyone get the Chimney Sweep trophy, i mean really... i guess if you have no mental sanity to begin with, what do you have to lose? :p

Posted on 06.19.09 23:22 PM by KrimsonSky25

@KrimsonSky25

It requires some luck.. but you just have to move depending on the camera.. now.. sometimes, chimneys won't shoot you up all the way.

Shouldn't take you longer then a day to finish that up.

Posted on 06.20.09 00:43 AM by Mario

@KrimsonSky25
I don't think anyoone got the Chimney Sweep, but I heard noone got it his first time out.

Heh.

Posted on 06.20.09 04:45 AM by Cavefish

@Mario: Well, I tried a couple of hours for a week and still no go... I can't really seem to get my act together and actually use my ps3 for gaming lately but when I do, I'll boot PAIN and cry for an hour that I don't have the chimney sweep trophy!

Posted on 06.20.09 04:52 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Ah Chimney Sweep, the bain of my life for 6 months till I did it, pure luck guys, just keep at it.

Homerjnick

Posted on 06.20.09 06:08 AM by

@Ninja: Contest eh? Okay no problem.

Posted on 06.20.09 06:30 AM by travis williams

@Ninja? Who's Ninja? Is that noone's psn name? Cmon Travis, we have all been very well behaved with minimal blood spilled in your absence. Well, except for noone anyways.
That little crumb you just fed us just raises more questions. I think we deserve a bigger biscuit.

I'll sweeten the pot for ya. Watch this:
(sorry folks, but I love this one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kai-5k9mutw

Posted on 06.20.09 07:01 AM by obscured

Make it a Mad Science Plat contest!!!!

Posted on 06.20.09 07:04 AM by TonyB

Oh, and....

Posted on 06.20.09 08:31 AM by TonyB

900!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 06.20.09 08:32 AM by TonyB

PAIN: Museum Gameplay Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UeK2kPWRx8

PAIN: Museum Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaZ9vu6DAdY

Posted on 06.20.09 09:40 AM by Brandon_3545

Why does the gameplay video say PSP at the end?

Posted on 06.20.09 09:41 AM by Brandon_3545

@Obsy, Great video, u put so much into picking the right Floyd song and pieces them together.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.20.09 11:03 AM by Rick

@ Travis or Coker (and Dave if he is there)

So Pain team, any more Sony exclusive characters on the way? Can you confirm Sackboy at all?

Posted on 06.20.09 19:19 PM by Logan

@KnizzleHizzle

Just though it out for a day, you'll get it eventually, you just have to get lucky really.. playing a few hours a day won't do it since every day that you DO play, you have to adjust to the way camera works again. You'll find yourself getting closer and closer to the actual goal, no worries. Just keep at it.

Posted on 06.20.09 20:03 PM by Mario

Can we please get a new thread? I can no longer open it from within the PAIN game itself.

Keep up the great work PAIN dudes!

Posted on 06.21.09 06:17 AM by TheBrainMachine

Sony is one big but slow monster...still waiting for my avatars Frown

Posted on 06.21.09 07:14 AM by Captain_Fury

Maybe in todays updates we will get a fix for the Hot & Cold issues.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.21.09 07:56 AM by Rick

A moment of silence for Michael Jackson.
As a person, he was a lil different, but as a musician, he was nothing less than magical. I still can't believe he's gone.

Posted on 06.21.09 15:46 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

ummm... In the last 20 years, Milli Vanilli had more hits than Michael Jackson. Sad but true.

Posted on 06.21.09 17:03 PM by TonyB

@Rick - Thanks buddy. I always thought the kazoo was under rated as a serious musical instrument.

As for an update, I wasn't holding my breath for any fixes today. The Pain team aren't big fans of releasing a stand alone patch. As Travis stated, they are just busy with testing and other goodies.

Travis also mentioned something about 'retrofits' for some of the older areas. Not exactly sure what they've planned but if it's like what they did to Movie Studio After Party - I gotta say I have mixed feelings.

I'm all for mixing it up, and I'm not saying I don't like what they did in MS, but if you're going to alter or rearrange an area with an established leaderboard, at least wipe the board or better yet leave the old one as an archive and create a new board for the area that was diddled with a retrofit - because it's not the same place anymore.

Purely speculation here but as I see it, once The Museum get's released, the PAIN train will begin it's slow, downhill descent toward it's final stop - Tokyo. So that gives them a couple more chances to squash 2 of the biggest bugs remaining: Triggers and the HnC clock/ AP framerate issues. Luckily I don't personally get the framerate problems, but enough people have mentioned it to justify the need for a fix.

PAIN has grown way more than I ever expected it to. If Tokyo does prove to be the final area,(again, just speculating here) PAIN is still a massive game with just loads of replayability packed into it.

Peace, Harmony, PAIN!

Posted on 06.21.09 19:40 PM by obscured

I finally finished the game 100%.. well 99.99% and I do have to say some of the bugs are game breaking, like the camera in some environments.

Posted on 06.21.09 20:16 PM by Mario

@Mario - you don't consider platinum medals part of the game?

Posted on 06.21.09 22:40 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Sweep the confetti and roll up the streamers Mar, claim subject to verification...

...Ok then judges?
Ooooo aww um ya... so I guess they do actually count platinum medals as part of that 100 percent thing. Ya. So ya so no. No would be our finding. Ya.

But you are encouraged to believe in what you make believe, then make it ,..believed? Believable? Ya, make it believable. By believing ... it's makable.
Only then mario-hoppa
is your dignity untakable.

Are you guy's writing this down? I don't do this for everybody. ;-P

Posted on 06.22.09 06:59 AM by obscured

Haha, I didn't count Platnium Club, tis true. Don't think I've actually done it for any of the events, since it doesn't have any trophies tied in with it.

Is it just me or does Atomic have like... 1 billion one of the ladders.. that's crazy must have taken quite a bit of time.

Posted on 06.22.09 15:51 PM by Mario

@Mario

I've been quiet on the whole ps3/Pain front lately, got a little Turdlet on the way see, and I've had my orders to paint/carpet/create miracles on a daily basis. Exciting but scarey!

But regarding Amusement Park it did take a fair while to do. Firstly to figure out the best order to go about the park getting multipliers. Secondly to actually get to the point when a high score seemed feasable, my best advice is if it doesn't go well early on hit restart, an awkward obstacle in the wrong place can mess you up. Overall it took about three and a half hours (I think) to get that score. Unfortunately I think my days of putting hours and hours into scores are pretty much over for the time being...dirty nappies here I come!

Posted on 06.22.09 17:37 PM by The_Probe

Yeah I know what you mean, must take really long time.. see I'm not the type of guy to spend ridiculous amounts of time on high scores since it's not that important to me, I've always resented scoring in games.. don't know why.

I'd rather move onto another game.. since I love games and would like to play more of them then to spend another 6 hours trying to achieve a particular score.. hence why I didn't bother with Platnium Club either.

Posted on 06.22.09 20:55 PM by Mario

Done it at last!!

I have been on a personal mission for the last few weeks to score skill level 100 in all the online games and I finally got the last point just 5 mins ago.

Can I claim the 1st to get this achievement or has anyone else got it already??

Posted on 06.22.09 22:52 PM by Slaminthelamb

@SLAMINTHELAMB

beat me. 100 in all but horse and trauma. how many games total.

Posted on 06.23.09 01:53 AM by ninjaberry

@ ninjaberry

696 games total

Posted on 06.23.09 04:50 AM by Slaminthelamb

@mario

You MUST get Platinum in the Platinum Club to claim 100% of the game done!

Smile

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 06.23.09 09:50 AM by

@Slamin, I can't even get someone to play a full game without them disconnecting, unless I play some of the "mutants", but that has been rare recently, the online seems to have died down since it first started up, or I am just jumping on at the wrong time. It sucks when u host a game and sit there for 10-15 minutes and nobody jumps in. I've been busy working on getting in the top 10 on all leaderboards, a personal goal for myself. Now if Hot & Cold could get a fix........

cronos1515

Posted on 06.23.09 10:42 AM by Rick

@ cronos1515

Yeah I had alot of Disco's which is ok coz you get the point anyway, unless your machine thinks that its you that disco's then you get a disco point! Thats how I managed to clock up 13 disco's when I ain't the one that exits!!

@ Travis
I thought there was gonna be a symbol next to the frequent disco'ers or a huge point loss innit.

Posted on 06.23.09 18:55 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Slammin
I'm not sure the 'steaming pile' icon would be an accurate system. I have (gulp) 22 discos in about 440 online games. That's alot but only 2 or 3 were done by me purposely - but mutually. A few were just bad connections and the majority came from others discoing in Horse before they fixed it.

So, when I join a game or host one the first thing I do is highlight other players name and hit circle to see the ratio of games/discos.

And you would think anyone with a 100 rank in Horse would be a skilled, respectable player. Not always the case though - check this out.

The other day in the lobby I saw a person with a 100 rank hosting DT Horse. I hadn't seen the name before. It was GeneralMurder. I joined and he had his headset on but I didn't - yet.
We each had 'H' but during my turn I could hear him talking in a bit of a negative tone. Something to do with my camera. I turned up my sound to try and hear better and realised he was talking smack about how I move the camera while ooching around. Like I was some noob making all these unnecessary camera movements.

So when his turn came I got my headset on and said 'How's it going man, is everything ok?' He said ' Well I was just wondering why you move the camera like that, it's not doing anything but making me nauseated.'
I said 'Excuse me - what you're saying the way I move my guy is making you ill?'
He goes ' Well, ya. I have a 60" plasma tv man. You don't need to use the analog stick like you do... here look. Here's a technique I use to keep her (Tati) moving...
He grabs the road surface and starts spining in place while the taxi approaches.

With a slight chuckle I said ' So are you suggesting I alter my play methods so you don't toss your groceries all over your nice 60" plasma screen? Are you serious dude?" And it was my turn again but I didn't pay attention to where the target was and he goes 'Ya , and see... now you're going to miss the target' in his nice condecsending tone.
I said 'Ya, I know I missed it I wasn't paying attention. It's hilarious how you're carrying on like I'm some clueless noob who dosen't know how to work the controller.'

So now I have (H-O) to his H and it's my turn to choose target and before I launch I said 'So have you ever vomited after getting completely owned by a noob?'
He responds with uber-sarcasm saying 'Oh yea right - you spent a whole dollar on your character and now your just gonna kick my ass, right? Oh sorry - own me, right? Pulease.' So I just shut off my headset.

The next 3 letters went to him then he tried to tricky shot me down to the subway, hit a box down there and stalled with about 19,000 points.
So I shot big Elvis down there , hit the target and a couple of multipliers, went out the vent and got just under 2 mil.

Then guess what? GeneralMurder THE 100 RANKED WUS DISCOED!!!! - Baa HA HA haa, WEAK!

Posted on 06.24.09 05:32 AM by obscured

@Obscured

LMAO... thats classic sh!t right there..

Posted on 06.24.09 05:42 AM by deadhead19420

btw you're still dodging my online FWE challenge, but yet you have time to play random people in Horse..... WEAK!!! Smile

Posted on 06.24.09 05:43 AM by deadhead19420

anybody up for a game of fortress online I'm for more players

Posted on 06.24.09 05:47 AM by Cabo Wabo

I got the Pain blu-ray that came out on friday and you's said there wouldn't be a disc install but the wasFrown...i was hoping it would replace the 1gb i had from the download version but the install was also 1gb..

Posted on 06.24.09 07:19 AM by Mullypower

@Obsy - Ha! That's a good one. I love it when jerks get so mad/scared they have to quit!!

Posted on 06.24.09 07:55 AM by TonyB

@deadhead

Obsy-san rememba first time meet deadhoppa. Rememba take morning walk, hear whimper in dumpster. Sound like hungry, filthy child.

Obsy-san reach in , grasp hand. Smell unbearable - like someone leave lid off jar pickled gila dragon testicle one week. Summer heat not help.

After pull brocori from hair, dig rotten tomatoe from ear canal, brush maggot from
cheek, obsy-san notice not have child in midst. Notice instead strong adult she-warrior with eye of tiger yet clumsy sword. And strong hunger for knowledge.

She angry. She yelling "Boy are joke ha ha - no match for she-warrior deadhead19420" and takes swing at obsy-san... 'heeeeYAA huyee hup huWAAaaaa.'

Thank belly of buddah, clumsy sword only graze hair on tip of fu-man-chu. Still, this force obsy-san thump daylights.
"In this dojo, your name 'deadhoppa'"

Then, nurse to health and take under wing. Share much knowledge, special technique. Watch grow. Fight and win all battles. At last, help deadhoppa reach legendary leaderboard standing 'distant 2nd' in ancient Downtown city of platinum thunder box.

Today, obsy-san heart feel heavy. No more good time, fun time. Deadhoppa make name for self. Name now 'deadhead19420. Travel to far lands. Forge own way. Gain respect of enemy. Then return, spit in obsy-san ramen noodle. Stand high in center of townsquare, with all warriors gathered, challenge sensei obsy-san to battle.

Obsy-san eagerly accept. Lurk in lobby on 7th Day with a thumping on deck.

Final message to deadhoppa: Good masta always have something up sleeve. Great masta have longer sleeve. Sweet dream

Posted on 06.24.09 14:11 PM by obscured

i always try and get on and when i do nobody is in the lobby.

Posted on 06.24.09 19:05 PM by 91st-quiteman

it is a pain, pun intended. the only people to go online are noobs. I have found that most have never even played before. No idea what ooch is. I wish rank restrictions would be more broad. If I have a rank of 100, then i should be able to choose what the lesser rank i can play. or have the ranks classified. 1-25 novice 25-50 beginner 50-75 intermediate 75-95 pro 95-100 all star. that way i could just rank restrict to where i dont have to wait literally hours to play another 100 rank. and do away with constant disconnects or my new hatred when someone will sit in the lobby and not press x to be ready. also i think if you kick someone they shouldn't be allowed back in the room. you can block them but those darn 12 year olds we keep trying to get in, making it impossible for anyone else to join.

Posted on 06.25.09 07:55 AM by ninjaberry

Huh, Travis and Coke haven't been here in a while. We are probably getting some goodies soon. Maybe...

Posted on 06.25.09 17:36 PM by Logan

Logan, I know you're gettin the twitch. Travis posted 1 short week ago. And it sounded good. Now, unless you have the chronology of a house fly, 7 days isn't very long.
Hang in there lil buddy, and turn that Maybe... into a Sure Thing!

Posted on 06.25.09 20:24 PM by obscured

I feel empty without PAIN after my weekends PAIN activities, getting 100% of my XMB trophies is very satisfying!

Cmon Travis and co, we want some juicy news!

homerjnick

Posted on 06.25.09 21:35 PM by

Been awhile since i posted but its been a while since my PS3 died ¬¬ Sony finally decided to send me a new one after they broke it, but only after a payment has been made on a monthly insurance. AND I still have to debate with them if i can keep the hard drive, because we erstablished that wasn't the problem. If they say no and I lose all my trophies and saves...

Posted on 06.26.09 02:00 AM by George

You can never lose your trophies in the XMB as they are saved on Sonys servers, if you dont have a backup of your save then you will lose that.

homerjnick

Posted on 06.26.09 03:07 AM by

ya most r noobies online, anyone not noobies online

Posted on 06.26.09 03:13 AM by 91st-quiteman

@homerjnick
Is that a definate? Cos its not like online stats - the trophies are called XMB trohpies and theyre actually on the XMB but your sure theyre on the servers as well?

Posted on 06.26.09 03:33 AM by George

@ 91st quiteman.....look out for me mate ..!!

i'll kick your ass all over area 69

Leeli67 - remember !!!

Posted on 06.26.09 03:50 AM by

Obsy, did you ever expect to go to a double sudden death round last nite? I didn't, and that was my first double SD so I didn't know that the second round gave you 2 launches. I was just expecting to get my ass kicked in FWE DT against you, I just can't get the crate #'s in that area like I can in MS.

cronos1515

Posted on 06.26.09 04:49 AM by Rick

so i guess my ps3 is worth $3000. someone offered me there car for it. so he gets it tomorrow. i am gonna be online all day. i wanna play those i havent yet. i fear i am one of these so called mutants but i play well any where. lookin for fwe comp. i will have a new mgs4 bundle in about a month. i will return. till then i will be on randomly on friends ps3s.

Posted on 06.26.09 05:18 AM by ninjaberry

@obscured

Hopefully.

Posted on 06.26.09 06:14 AM by Logan

I thought of a new idea! Sony is the owner of Columbia studios right...yup. So what if they decided to do Slimer, or Stay Puft as launchable characters? I would prefer Slimer myself, but Puffy is fine too. All four of the Ghostbusters would be too much. I wouldn't want to be cheated of any, and four of the same characters with different voices would be terrible for Pain. Back to Slimer.
Well, Slimer could be holding some ham or something, and when he hits stuff it could rub off a little slime onto the surface. Just like the movies. Thoughts?

Posted on 06.26.09 06:18 AM by Logan

@Pain Team

Just managed to see the Painalympics trailer...and noticed that I was mentioned! How cool is that? Just wanted to say that I really appretiate it. Quite surreal really ha-ha! I've got an(other) idea for a mode on its way, hope you guys aren't fed up of them yet...

Posted on 06.26.09 06:54 AM by The_Probe

@George
If you had been syncing your XMB trophies regularly, then they will be saved on the PSN servers. You sync by just looking at them or your profile on the XMB (you would have gotten a notification that they are syncing). If that's the case, then whenever you get a new PS3, you can just log in as you and check your trophy collection... it will sync your trophies back up and they will reappear on your PS3. If you acquired trophies between the time you last synced and when your PS3 died, then you will lose those, probably.

I replaced my hard drive recently and I had to resync all my trophies from the PSN server. You may run into an issue when you play a trophy game for the first time on your new console, where it will reinstall the trophies and overwrite your true count from the PSN servers back to 0%. If that's the case just resync once more and it will be back to normal.

Posted on 06.26.09 07:12 AM by Vyrastas

@Travis
Please increase the penalties for disconnection. Especally disconnects when the player is loosing 2 games to 0. I think most players disconnect because the either don't know they will decrease their skill points, the penality isn't big enough for them to stick it out and take their medicine, or they don't care.

Posted on 06.26.09 08:23 AM by THitter

@Travis
Please would you try to find the developers responsible for the login/logout code being used in games for connection to the psn network.
Through experience I've learned to never attempt to start pain from within another online connected game.
Through experinece I've learned that when I exit any other psn connected game that I need to either wait until it disconnects or manually disconnect before I enter a game of Pain.
As Pain is the ONLY game that requires you to exit the game to sign-in again if there is a disconnection in game it has been the only way possible I have found to enter Pain and connect.
Watching all the online offline online activities of my friend list leads me to believe that this is not a Pain only problem but like a PSN network routines problem if all developers are using the same code.
Perhaps PSN needs to have disconnects when you switch games. If so then I guess I'll continue to live with it as is.
Otherwise, perhaps more testing needs to be done where more than one game is played on PSN.
Tim

Posted on 06.26.09 08:29 AM by THitter

Another possibility for disco'ers... maybe they just have no clue about how good someone can be at this.... I know I've heard 'holy crap' a few times from people through the headset.

Posted on 06.26.09 08:29 AM by Patrick

noone says holy crap when you get over 10,000!!

HA! 2 games in a row the doosh has disco'd in the middle of my 1st run... Maybe putting up 4.8 mil in the 1st round was a bad idea...

Posted on 06.26.09 09:57 AM by TonyB

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Posted on 06.26.09 10:16 AM by Escavera Homes

Well that's it, I give up. I just squandered my one chance to pwn the last ninja. I had 50 seconds and 3 pimp slaps left to hit the barrel atop the Tilt A Hurl sign and I choked each launch and each wasted slap. No more... I'm leaving Clown Tossing and other such modes to the pros.

Posted on 06.26.09 11:15 AM by pick-e

Oh man, I guesss I overestimated myself even in failure. I didn't notice this before but even if I had gotten that gold medal it wouldn't have meant a darn thing. I thought you only needed all golds to unlock platinum club... silly me, why else would they call it platinum club? Well that makes me even more resolute in my quitting of that hellish mode!

Posted on 06.26.09 19:12 PM by pick-e

Dude that really sucks. I'd be pretty pissed too.
This image keeps popping into my head of you as the last man standing on stage in your bloody butcher garb with them psycho eyes of satisfaction as you survey all the Sony execs trying to move around, bumping into each other, tumbling off stage with their heads up their duece dropper's.

Posted on 06.26.09 22:51 PM by obscured

...actually a bit more like a jumpy video clip.

Posted on 06.27.09 01:16 AM by obscured

@Juggz: Sucks man! I have a sony TV as well, it gets green pixels randomly like once every month so it's too rare for sony to fix it. Other than that I haven't really had any problems but seriously, with the price point sony has the stuff they make better last forever. How can they promote a console with a ten year life span when so many breaks and they have no customer repair service?

Posted on 06.27.09 01:32 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@pick-e: Keep at it dude, Clown Toss Platinum was the last thing I needed to do to get that damn ninja and I did it at the weekend.

It took 4 hours of "learning" each barrel toss and then just stringing it together in a run. In fact the one barrel you mention was hard for me so I did that one first!

Honestly, if you keep at it you will get it, I suck at Mime Tossing and Clown Tossing but have unlocked Platinum Club on both by sheer practice and many hours!

You can do it!

posted by homerjnick

Posted on 06.27.09 02:51 AM by

Hey guys!

I got an idea for Blu-Ray.

B.Y.O.P.
Build Your Own Pain

Make Pain lab online & interactive
I would love to build my own level or play any of the Developers favorite Painlabs.

What would Coker's perfect painlab be?

Modnation Pain!

When is Cowboy Keith comming out?

Peace
Smile>-

Posted on 06.27.09 04:08 AM by eric

@eric

The idea has been brought up before and it would take the fun out of Pain in my opinion. i like seeing the developers work their best and give us the best.

The Cowboy Kenneth, um, when they make one? I think you meant Kenneth,

I still like my Slimer idea.

Posted on 06.27.09 10:35 AM by Logan

Is this my flock I once strayed from? So many new names, but I see many I once grazed with on the leaderboard pastures.
Hows eveything going down latley? I see Pain has been released on disk, new enviroments etc... My hat comes off to you Pain team, the train keeps on rollin!
Juggs, Obscured, TonyB, Haskell, Reaper, Knizzle, Deadhead etc.... Hows life treatin you? I've got a lot of catchin up to do, skills are rusty & dualshock dusty but I'm gonna stage a comeback now the new addition to my family is sleeping through the night.
@ Travis, Jason, Jeff.... How's your hectic lives doing? Hope to catch you online when I get up to scratch!

The sheep that got lost... Sinner

Posted on 06.27.09 18:21 PM by mortal_sinner

mortal_sinner back in the howse!!!!! What up homie!? Good to see your letters back in the game! Stay away from Mad Science... It's mine!!!!!!!

Posted on 06.27.09 18:47 PM by TonyB

@mortal_sinner

No way. NO WAAY!! Man, are you serious? This isn't just a drive-by posting? You intend to rejoin the PAIN train? That's great news buddy. PAIN has grown a ton since your maternity leave. Good to see you back.

One of the original 'O-G' mutants, sinner is the one personally responsible for my transition from full time lurker to creative blabbering big mouth dude who evidently feels others give a crap about his thoughts. (By calling into question the legitimacy of my early FWE hi scores. I had to uncloak to defend my name!) PAIN History 101! That one's gonna be on the quiz!

And now, you know.

Posted on 06.27.09 19:16 PM by obscured

@homerjnick
Thanks but your encouragement is better saved for others. I've hit my limit and after nearly 10 months of trying I just can't go on. Before I tried yesterday I watched over qb2bTheReaper's Clown Toss videos again, especially that 10 in one shot video, and thought maybe I could get lucky... that tonight was the night! But it wasn't meant to be!

Luck plays a factor but skill is needed. I don't get this "learning the lines" business, no two toss attempts for me are ever the same and 99% of the time my first toss doesn't even hit a barrel. And to top it off I haven't cleared CT Painful even for the bronze medal and had I not choked it wouldn't have mattered since the gold isn't enough! Oh.... and I haven't gotten a platinum on CT Hard either...

It sucks that modes I paid for will forever be locked away, unable to even be tried by me, but it is what it is! PAIN is an unforgiving mistress and I respect it for that. Now bring on the Museum, I could use a new place to wreck up! At least I'm good at... *looks at leaderboards* ...at least I have fun with the various paindemonium modes. Uhh and what was that about free stuff?! Bring that on too!

Posted on 06.27.09 20:54 PM by pick-e

I'm done checking this stale thread...

Someone PSN me when there's a fresh one.

Posted on 06.27.09 21:17 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Pick-e, keep tryin', that's the only way to master, or at least get a good time on CT. I tried for months, and then one nite it just "clicked" and I got a good time and opened platinum. CT/MT are not my favorite modes I got the times, now I am done with them......now if Hot & Cold could get a patch....I might try that mode again


cronos1515

Posted on 06.27.09 21:52 PM by Rick

@cronos - Word! I'm really, really looking foreward to H&C getting fixed. I liked that mode a bunch when it came out, but had to stop playing it with all the framerate issues and camera issues and game ending for no reason issues...

Posted on 06.27.09 22:57 PM by TonyB

@Mortal: Welcome back man! I don't play as much as I used to(in fact, very little) but I still read the board just about every day Smile I Just got divorced and while I thought that would enable me to play MORE it really hasn't Tong

Now that you're back it might give me a second wind though. In fact, if a wasn't at work right now I would probably play PAIN Tong

Oh, and I still suck Tong

Posted on 06.28.09 09:01 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Wow... that was a lot of smiley faces...

Posted on 06.28.09 09:21 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@cronos, TonyB: HnC seems a lot better since the last update but that just may be me but I had horrendous frame rate on HnC but gave it a whirl last weekend and got no slowdown at all and I was on for 2 hours.

Have you tried recently?

homerjnick

Posted on 06.28.09 10:21 AM by

@cronos/Tony
Hot and Cold

Have you guy's noticed how accurately it leads you to the target? First few times I played I was meh whatever. Plus I was pissed because they left out FWE for this.

Not too many seem to have taken to it. I think it's killer. All of a sudden it kind of clicked and now I've added painful and platinum club to my estate ;-P

I was holding the deed in painful with a measly 105,000 for a good while. Things were peaceful. I'd pop in time to time and see the peaceful villagers tending their flock, harvesting their yields, keeping their scores lower than mine.

Then 'barrierfree' came along and slapped like a 137,000 upside my face. Dropped to one knee gathered my wits and noticed a fire under my yass. near.

mkay Probly shouldn't have done that um mbarrierfree. That was probly bad. mkay

I went from approachable Earl of The People to untouchable Dicktater Dick the dream smashing conqueror.

Don't hate. PAIN just ben bedy bedy good to me.

Tony, cronos - You are welcomed guests at any one of my sprawling villas!! ;-P

Posted on 06.28.09 10:30 AM by obscured

I've only tried HnC like once or so, seems cool enough, but that was back when the sucker slowed to almost a halt halfway through even a bad run.

Posted on 06.28.09 11:13 AM by KnizzleHizzle

HnC in my opinion is a game of luck and Pain skills. It always seems I miss the one bear by an inch.

Posted on 06.28.09 19:33 PM by Logan

@ Sir Obsy
Great tale of the online disco freak general murder I came across him and yes he disco'd on me as well, I played "notimetolose" I thought with a name like that he must have a fighting spirit but he joined the long list of disco's and then proceeded to send me abusive messages for a few hours, how I laughed.
@ ninjaberry
How can you trade your PS3 for a bloody car. I am guessing you either need it urgently or it was to good to turn down?? What PS did you have was it the 60gig release or a Jeffy 40gig ? and last question sorry what car is it??

@ The bloody editor who cuts peoples comments about Sony

STOP IT

I read on here the other day that someones TV HIFI and PS3 went KAPUT I think it was Juggs but not sure.Who ever it was they have cut your comment due to the fact that it might offend some suit in an office. what happened to freedom of speech. I feel for you dude with the broken stuff that a bad place to be, if I was you I would write to the geezer at the top of the pile and keep writing until they respond!!

Posted on 06.28.09 21:06 PM by Slaminthelamb

I had over 200k on HnC Painful before the leaderboard was wiped.
Don't believe me? Just check the archive.

Oh, wait... nevermind...

Posted on 06.29.09 00:22 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@qb2b - Yeah, you owned that mode before... Now you gotta deal with Obsy. OK...FIGHT!

Posted on 06.29.09 04:11 AM by TonyB

@Sinner: Welcome Back!!!

Why is the blog calling me by my Proper name?
(Makes me feel like Im talking to my parents)

OK now I feel like a Fool,
Someone could have told me UK Blu-Ray was already finished. So when does Blu-Ray come to Canada?

@Pain Team
You guys are bringing families together.
So far, since Sore Spots, there have been nightly Fortress games till 4AM, every one who comes over loves it.

So lets work on a new list

Confirmed Ideas
Bikini Granny: WOW, I love horror, but that scares me.

Fat Princess: Interesting

Cowboy Kenneth: Found on a new Poster inside of fortress.

Ok why do the Guys only have extra Costumes?

Has anyone noticed that when you try to look at other costumes the characters dont say what they look like. (Scurv Dogg used to make Black Irish jokes befor you picked him.)

Much Love
Peace Smile>-
Vampirefirex A.K.A. Alex

Posted on 06.29.09 04:36 AM by eric

@Logan - You said "HnC in my opinion is a game of luck and Pain skills."
- You just described every mode in PAIN!
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@qb2b

Nice dig! Forgot they were supposed to archive the scores before the wipe but didn't. I remember I couldn't believe the score you had was like 270,000+. And Dave Walsh aka lead programmer denied you glory with something like 310,000.
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@cronos

We were tied at 2 games each. Then tied in the 1 launch sudden death. Then tied in the second 1 launch sudden death. Then it went to another 2 launch round. What a marathon!
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@pick-e

Not patronizing but most of us have been where you're at and it get's discouraging. Before I found my stride I would go through long periods without feeling like I was improving.
I'm just not a fan of the toss modes at all. The repetition and randomness of it is maddening. The only reason I forced myself to get platinum in MT was because I thought you had to have plats in EVERY mode in order to unlock the brand new platinum clubs layouts way back when PAIN was just Downtown.

But you do eventually make progress and shave seconds on your time. Another thing I've noticed is sometimes even now if I'm tired or my brain just dosen't seem to be responding fast enough I'll give it a rest and do something else.
I set certain very strict conditions to help determine when to reset the launch. It cuts down literally hours of wasted effort. I don't haggle with myself.

Example: I'm playing After Hours in AP and I'm trying to crack top 10. First I knock the beaver off the bomber ride so when I start that ride he doesn't fly into the security car right away or set off explosions and clutter the road right off. Next I launch and start the bomb ride and hopefully beaver just rolls out of the way or falls in river.
I reset again and start tilt a hurl. Reset again and start Brock Lee ride.

NOW - if everything is cool and all the sweepers and security are doing their rounds - now I start my turn. I will do that exact sequence over and over until it meets conditions.

Now I launch to my favorite starting place to begin gathering multipliers. I won't move on from this first area until I have 20 to 30 multipliers. I end up getting stuck often. So I start it all over at the beaver again.
It seems I stonewall myself with these strict conditions, and it will probably lead to psychosis. But it's also diciplined me to have occasional break out runs and come to think, I don't mean to be a snot head, but I think I'm holding 6 or 7 leaderboards atm, and poised to hit my goal of 10.
Dammit. I started out trying to be helpful and end up sounding like a pompous dick! Oh well.

So take a break pick-e, but hang in there. You will get out of your rut.

Peace

Posted on 06.29.09 05:29 AM by obscured

@obscured
Most require skill like Darts, but HnC just sucks for me. No luck.

Posted on 06.29.09 06:15 AM by Logan

10 is my goal. Who the f say's that? 10 wasn't ever a goal. I just pulled that out of my butt on the fly. I need to chill.

Posted on 06.29.09 09:18 AM by obscured

Gday Trav and fellow Paniacs!

Sorry I haven't been on for a while and I know we could have been friends but I've ruined it now with my lack of internet access but I did (insert long boring story about how I carted my PS3 to my brother's place to abuse his internet and update Pain with all the new juicy dlc goodness here) get the new downloadables and I dig it!

I still haven't figured out how to do some of the unlockable stuff but I'm working on it.

I just really wanted to say thanks again and to put my 2 cents worth in about maybe getting a high score table offline for Painolympics where you can enter your name at the beginning end or whatever when you get a high score. Painolympics is going off at my place and no one believes I got the world records Smile

OK now stop reading this and make the launchable obnoxious cockatoo called Shirley you promised me...remember?...no...damn thought that would work.

Posted on 06.29.09 09:45 AM by Olaus

Oh yeah...

35
Olaus
Bathurst Australia

If anyone cares... Smile

Posted on 06.29.09 10:19 AM by Olaus

@Obscured..

"Cause psychosis" implies you haven't already found it.

OOOOH BUUUUUURN!!!!!! haha

back to work for me

--paerley

Posted on 06.29.09 23:23 PM by Patrick

@ Olaus

The world records that you refer to are your own personal bests and not the world score. Sorry dude

Posted on 06.29.09 23:46 PM by Slaminthelamb

damn my playstation is still broke
i havnt read any of the other comments because theres too many, but i saw a picture which was of the front of the case of the pain disk game and im not sure if it was the actual one or fan made but either way it looks awesome.
im finnaly back on psn though because my account was hacked and the person who hacked it did inapropriet stuff so anyone who got weird messages off me it wasnt acctually me. but i know who it was that hacked me so can everybody do me a favour and report a guy called jakeskate, but it was quiet a result because when he hacked it he downloaded £80 worth of stuff but because i reported the hacking and sony can tell the perchases were made from a different playstation i didnt have to pay for the stuff that was downloaded.now i just have to pay £140 (far too expensive) to get my playstation fixede.sorry if this has been said but like i said i havnt had tiome to read the other comments so is there going to be a new post on? i cant wait for museum and painball.

Posted on 06.30.09 04:52 AM by no1rebal

my longest ever post yay (SHOOP DA WHOOP)

Posted on 06.30.09 04:53 AM by no1rebal

@obscured
You to? I'll pass the encouragement/tips along to a friend of mine that's still going for it but I'm out. Just looking at the current leaderboards only 43 people are in the platinum club, crazy!


The new pain lab is dizzying yet fun. I like how its difficult to get knocked out of the main area. I thought we might get a 4th of July menu theme but I guess that's not happening? And where is this museum trailer people keep talking about? I can't find it anywhere on the US PSN. Frown

Posted on 06.30.09 10:31 AM by pick-e

@Rebal: Glad to see you back Smile The PAIN bluray is indeed real and before you ask it won't have a platinum trophy Smile

Posted on 06.30.09 14:51 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@slaminthelamb

I was talking about offline mate!

The top scores in painolympics are called 'world records' and no one around the house/mates that come over know who got the last 'world record' a name entry bit would be cool! Geddit now?

I'm not a fan of the gravity defying boxes though. Can we get a physics fix over here stat!

Have a good one.

Posted on 06.30.09 16:25 PM by Olaus

LMAO!!!!!!! They deleted my post. Proof positive Sony is scandalous! Good thing I take screen shots of all my posts!!
*Children in background scolding Sony*
EWWWWWWWW YOU"RE IN TROUBLE!!!!!

Posted on 07.01.09 09:44 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

lol

Posted on 07.01.09 10:53 AM by Slaminthelamb

Weren't we supposed to get some info about the Museum this week? What's happening guys?

- Well, as long as you're working on getting Museum done it´s okay! Smile

Posted on 07.01.09 15:11 PM by ejona

@Mortal
Hey bro! Welcome back. Much has changed in your absence. I'm still waitin' on some more pictures from ya. How's the wifey holdin' up outnumbered 3-1?

Posted on 07.01.09 16:49 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

In the new info will we get info on the three new characters? I want to know their names...and how they are required.

Posted on 07.01.09 20:41 PM by Logan

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Posted on 07.03.09 15:42 PM by TonyB

Can we have a new post now? PLEEEEEEASE? With cherries on top? Give ya a dollar!

Posted on 07.03.09 15:43 PM by TonyB

jesus christ u guys need to get to fucking work. this 3 month old post with more than 1000 comments no pose of the week in almost a month. 3 or 4 shitty painlabs that are all the same. WHAT THE FUCK

Posted on 07.03.09 15:49 PM by lucas

@lucas

Quit your gripping. Complaining isn't going to make it come faster. They do what they can. This just means they have a lot in store for us.

Posted on 07.03.09 16:05 PM by Logan

sure, museum and 2 characters big fuckin whoop

Posted on 07.03.09 16:12 PM by lucas

@lucas

STFU and GTFOH... crybaby...

@mods

Stop deleting people's posts about the true crappiness of certain Sony products.

@PAIN team

Give us a new post already... throw the dog a bone, it's literally wasting away in the corner without food or drink... judging from the dried blood on the floor, it's already started gnawing at it's paws... FEED IT ALREADY! I'm calling PETA!

Posted on 07.03.09 18:34 PM by deadhead19420

The Natives are getting Restless me thinks ..!!

Leeli67

Posted on 07.03.09 19:27 PM by

@Lucas

Wow, you obviously believe they reveal everything they do to us? Just shut up and leave. And again sorry guys for my gifht in the before time, but if I was reallt this bad, please accept my apology.

Posted on 07.03.09 21:17 PM by Logan

gifht=fight, reallt=really, this time I just type to fast.

Posted on 07.03.09 21:18 PM by Logan

I crave red text, come on guys!

Anyway, it totally sucked that I couldn't afford a one day pass at the Roskilde Festival this Saturday, Slipknot baby.

Posted on 07.04.09 17:49 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Knizzle

It's ashame I can't afford a firebird. And for that matter I can't even afford a PSP at the moment. So I'm taking care of some people's yeard next door for some extra cash. I should have a PSP in...wait, hoe much do they cost? NVM, research time, or work time.

Posted on 07.04.09 18:28 PM by Logan

@Travis,
where are you? On 06.20.09 you said that "I will be back next week to tell you all about Museum."
You should know by now that you can't make that kind of a promise and not stick to it. We fans just can't take that! ;-)

Seriously, I'm just eager to see what you guys are up to next. If it´s anything like what you managed so far it´s well worth waiting for! Smile

Posted on 07.04.09 22:39 PM by ejona

I've been lurking a while, lately, and 1000+ comments....does this at least make the record for highest number of them on a post?

Looking forward to the new stuff....and new red text, whenever it gets here.

Posted on 07.05.09 02:22 AM by retaihec


@ Pain team

Yo guys! Got an idea for a new multiplayer mode, which (this could be the deal breaker) would be playable with two characters on screen - AT THE SAME TIME!! Like I say this could be impossible...

Anyway here comes my idea, I'll just explain the bare bones, though I do have loads of (boring) extra ideas. Here goes...

PAIN PONG -

* Basically the old arcade game pong using characters as the paddles and a giant ball.

* Players would basically move left and right across the bottom of their screen by ooching. The only real difference would be that they would have unlimited ooches. Starting off with the big O and going down to the smallest O as usual, recharging in the normal way. However you would have unlimited smallest ooch movements and could lie still before ooching off again.

* There would be loads of things you could do with this. Obstacles on the playing field, different ball types, power ups etc.

...and if this is impossible could there be a variation?

WALL OF PAIN -

Basically a single player version but with objects to knock down etc ala Arkanoid/Breakout.

I won't go into any more detail (I could...sadly) but I hope you get the general idea.

Posted on 07.05.09 02:50 AM by The_Probe

...So what you think?

Posted on 07.05.09 02:51 AM by The_Probe

You're seeing it here folks... I believe I've found where the trigger crates are going in movie studio. We sent in our best team of crackhead journalists to find this one. This controversial footage may not be suitable for some audiences(Obscured, that means you... cover your eyes).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL7-T_EvYSc

Posted on 07.05.09 04:56 AM by Patrick

test

Posted on 07.05.09 05:45 AM by The_Probe

@Patrick - Nice detective work Encyclopidia Brown!! Looks like a strong case!

Posted on 07.05.09 05:52 AM by TonyB

By jove Ithink he's got it!!! hate to say it but I do remember saying that it looked like the missing crate fell behind the gates waay back when this problem first showed itself. But this looks like proof positive!

I must say Patrick that I think you've just found the 'missing link' of the Pain world. Greatest damn discovery since penicillin I'd say. Bravo!!!

Posted on 07.05.09 05:53 AM by The_Probe

I was determined to find it tonight... had a run last week that was killed in the 1800s due to triggers going bye-bye, so I launched then entered re-play as soon as I had time and a missing trigger and went hunting for 'weird shit'.

Posted on 07.05.09 06:44 AM by Patrick

What's the trigger crate?

Posted on 07.05.09 08:13 AM by Mario

@mario

in FWE platinum club, getting 15 explosions spawns a special green glowy crate that, when blown up, causes bonus crates like 15 explosions in painful does.

Posted on 07.05.09 08:49 AM by Patrick

@Patrick

Just found my old post (01.11.09) and it tallys up with your video evidence. Surely with 2 witness statements these missing crates are going down, for life hopefully.

Posted on 07.05.09 19:48 PM by The_Probe

@Patrick: If it turns out that the bug is busted now I think you can expect a long ass post for 0bsy!

@Logan: Luckily I just recently stopped shitting money, so I have a PSP and pretty much all the equipment one could want, I really have a lot of stuff. But my reason divorce is kinda hurting the wallet a bit Tong It's all good though, I just hate that I missed slipknot.

Posted on 07.05.09 20:08 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Patrick

Phenom Wow guy here. Get your fresh 2 for 1 phenomena's right here folks. That's right you will be amazed twice for the same cost as an ordinary phenomena. Don't be fooled by copycats. I can't do this all day - I'm Phenom Wow guy.

Yawn. Lol, been there done that. Whilst you were indeed the first to point it out, this phenomenon has been visible for some months now since I noticed it in one of my YouTube vids. In this video it occurs by water tower next to the street. Same gig.

A tortured, perpetually falling box that never explodes - never recycles. Poor sad falling box - If I could catch you, I would ;-P

So once again by the water tower at 5:16, 6:46 and 6:58 (plus be sure to enjoy the now extinct meteor phenomena too! That's 2 phenomena's! 2!) - in high quality!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMK_8ugiWM

Posted on 07.05.09 20:21 PM by obscured

@ Sir Phenom Wow guy

Sigh, Those were the days my friend.

Posted on 07.05.09 21:03 PM by Slaminthelamb

We're not dead yet, folks. Travis has a new post that should be going up this week. Building a Museum has been a monumental task.

Peace,
Coke

Posted on 07.06.09 06:26 AM by Jason Coker

@Coker
Thanks for the update. Can't wait to get out of this dusty old post and into a fresh new one.

Posted on 07.06.09 06:57 AM by pick-e

So then we can make that part of the museum...bad joke sorry,

Posted on 07.06.09 07:26 AM by Logan

This post needs a good dose of the late great Billy Mays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m40Oa2VzIVs

Posted on 07.06.09 07:50 AM by deadhead19420

@All, I won't be playin' for a couple days (sucks!), I had surgery on my left wrist today to remove a mass, hurts like hell now that the local wore off, I tried to play MS FWE, and it hurt to much too ooch so I am resorting to playin a golf game until it feels better.

Can't wait for a new post, this one is too long, and can't wait to here about the Museum.

cronos1515

Posted on 07.06.09 10:33 AM by Rick

@cronos1515

It'll make you go blind you know!!!

Posted on 07.06.09 10:44 AM by Slaminthelamb

@slamin

So THAT'S what he's been doin all those times we see him online not playing a game!!

Posted on 07.06.09 11:22 AM by deadhead19420

lol

Posted on 07.06.09 11:28 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ Coker

finally. a post. i thought the PAIN team went dead a while ago. WE HAVE A SIGN YOUR ALIVE

Posted on 07.06.09 15:17 PM by lucas

You were complaing about them not posting and now your praising them...wow.

Posted on 07.06.09 15:43 PM by Logan

Bum smooching flip floppers. Sham wow, man.

Posted on 07.06.09 17:09 PM by obscured

@obscured

lol, too bad I really screwed up my chnces of being a regular like you or lamb a while ago.

Posted on 07.06.09 18:02 PM by Logan

Gday Idol mind team! Gday everyone else too!

I saw the Pain blu-ray down at the blockbusters a few days ago. Good on yas getting published for real!

Next stop, global domination. I can't think of any other PSN releases that have made the leap to disc. That must be some kind of record/first or at least noteworthy yeah?

I can think of billions (maybe a bit less) that have gone the other way though.

Still nice work gang!

Save a museum for me cos I'll pick it up in September when I get online again.

Have a good week gang!

Posted on 07.06.09 18:48 PM by Olaus

@Logan - You've seen the error of your ways and seem to have turned it around. That's quite a feet. The bumsmooching comment wasn't for you. Bum smoochers know who they are.

Posted on 07.07.09 08:12 AM by obscured

I wonder, after the museum and free characters is that it for PAIN?

I hope not....

homerjnick

Posted on 07.07.09 09:12 AM by

@Coke
Will the Museum update include the disco ball icon for the online pussy willows?

Posted on 07.07.09 09:23 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@obscured

I know...I just really did screw my chances over a while ago...

Posted on 07.07.09 14:13 PM by Logan

@everyone

I have one trophy left in DT to get b4 I unlock the KING OF PAIN!!!!

What trophy???

Travel 200 miles...hopefuly its not broken bcuz with all of the time I spent in demolition trying for chimney sweep, you'd think it'd be unlocked by now. Plus I have been inching my way up the paindemonium leaderboards since friday, not sure why it is still locked but I'll keep trying.

Posted on 07.07.09 21:00 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron,

Congrats man... I just can't enjoy mime toss enough to get better than golds in it. I spent like 2 hours and finally got 22s on the easiest level (not enough for plat) and realized that I just didn't enjoy it and moved along. King of pain is not in the cards for me.

--paerley

Posted on 07.07.09 21:56 PM by Patrick

@paerley

I have never been a fan of mime toss either but I was playing ct and remembered how good I was at it so I gave mt a go & surprised myself at how accurately I was throwing. I unlocked plat club and decided to go for painful tosser. Which also surprised me at how easy it was, took me about four or five tries to get it. After that was done, I tried, yet again, for chimney sweep. After days of trying, I got lucky.
Now I have only the one trophy left but am starting to think its forever locked. I have been endlessly trying to unlock it for about four or five days now & it just seems like a lost cause. But its one of those trophies that unlock over time so eventually I will get it. As long as its not broken.

Posted on 07.07.09 22:20 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron, KOP you probably will have that trophy before you know it, got mine a couple weeks ago, I hated MT but I perservered and got it done, CT on the other hand platinum is crazy...you saw my time....

BTW, I'm halfway thru Weeds season 4, getting better..started kinda week, should finish it by this weekend.

This sucks not being able to play Pain right now (see above post why)...but I am trying to satisfy my game time with Hot Shots Golf, playin' as Kratos.

Posted on 07.07.09 22:47 PM by Rick

Yeah, it's pretty much official. We're not getting "Do you really want to hurt me". Idol Minds sucks at doing things in a timely manner.

Posted on 07.08.09 00:27 AM by Conrad

@Rick: Weeds is an awesome show, I've imported them on bluray, well, the first three seasons anyway, they decided to region locked season 4 because they're idiots. Season 5 is awesome so far as well. I miss the "little boxes" song though Tong That was my ringtone for a while Smile

Posted on 07.08.09 02:00 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Ron_Is_GOD_420

Frequent flyer?

Posted on 07.08.09 04:22 AM by

@Above
yep

@Rick
I LOVE CT!!! I am quite surgical with that clown. But the mime is different, harder to aim. Plus MT is very bland, I mean, it is the same thing for every difficulty. A grey mime and the same ol' plain panes of glass. At least in CT you get to see explosions and pimp slap is VERY handy when one knows how to use it.

WEEDS season 5 is getting pretty intense....the original cast is almost no more! Kinda sad, I really liked conrad.

Posted on 07.08.09 05:12 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ron

I got all Downtown ingame trophies and the last one I needed was Frequent Flyer.

Took me 5 hours of pumping out Chimneys to get it.

You just got to keep at it! Bit of an anticlimax to get King of PAIN as well but hey!

homerjnick

Posted on 07.08.09 07:04 AM by

Thnx for the memo. I am glad I wasn't the only one.

Posted on 07.08.09 10:47 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Travis n Coke

Thank you for the info on PAINBall looking forward to it.

Sorry guys but the questions keep coming

How has Mr Pain taken off over there in the land of the rising big orange thing?
How do the scores compare with ours? and why are they not on our scoreboards?

Posted on 07.09.09 10:22 AM by Slaminthelamb

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