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• Posted by Travis Williams

When we first started this site one of the things we promised you is that we would listen. Not just listen but also converse. I’d like to think we have lived up to that part of the deal. Go ahead, read some old posts…. I’ll wait.

YOU BACK? Good.

We just got the word that we have completed FORMAT testing for the online extension to PAIN. This means that you will be able to FINALLY play each other online over the PLAYSTATION®NETWORK.
Talk smack with Voice Over IP.
Chat in PAIN lobbies.
Finally decide who the best is (Especially within this community).

One of the first polls we ever took for PAIN was about what features you wanted. The OVERWHELMING favorite was online play. I have to admit that when you all voted for that we kinda cursed ourselves for putting it on the list. PAIN wasn’t engineered to be an online game. There’s simply too much STUFF flying out that needs to be accurately tracked. You see, when you blow things up in a shooter no one really cares about debris. In PAIN, debris is the difference between a GOLD launch and a PLATINUM launch.

So this journey began as soon as we got the first poll results saying you wanted online play. We spoke to our middleware reps and they told us that we were nuts for trying online with PAIN. Obviously they don’t know the whole PAIN team is nutty so doing nutty things is just par for the course.

It wasn’t easy to incorporate online into PAIN. We had to make some hard choices in order to make it happen. Chief among them was requiring you have a 256K upstream. As I said before there are quite a few things flying around in PAIN, some of them you don’t always see, but have profound effects on your score and play. To make sure this could happen in a smooth manner meant we had to set that min requirement.

Also, all online modes (with the exception of Fortress) are Two-player games. We did this so that your online experiences would be analogous to your offline experiences and that took quite a bit of work. Our network programmer Billy did quite the job getting PAIN online. Thanks Billy. You rock.

We took your advice and added some info so you can see the type of player you are playing against. You can tell if your opponent is a ringer or he just likes to pull cords when he’s about to lose.

With the launch of online PAIN we also have the Smack Pack release. The Smack Pack includes two PAIN Play modes for one price: Fortress and Darts. Check out the videos HERE if you need a reminder of what they are. There’s a lot involved in these two modes. Good luck. We’ve been working on these modes for a while. I really hope you enjoy them. Remember the more PAIN environments you have the more variations you will have on these play modes. A Downtown Fortress game is very different from a Hollywood Studio Fortress battle.

Last week I promised you guys a Leprechaun. If you have Scurv Dogg as one of your launchable characters, enjoy his new outfit. I think he looks pretty sweet, check it out HERE.  Just don’t ask him for his pot of gold. You know how he likes to bust caps. Happy Saint Patty's Day!


Don’t forget the character you all ganged up on us to create is finally in the hizzy as well. BROCK LEE COMIN ATCHA! He has the best air poses EVER! And whatever you do you must respect the afro. You all seen a picture in Downtown and decided he should be a launchable. He’ll be available soon. Since we are all in a giving mood… Can I have a raise?

I’ll settle for a 20 if you got it….anyone?

 
• Posted on 03.18.09 // 09:00 AM Comments (752)   Digg This   

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Hey I registered just to be the first to say thanks! my son and I have been looking forward to darts and fortress for weeks!

Posted on 03.13.09 17:31 PM by kevin

Do I get first comment, or is my computer just messin' up? Anyway, great work on all you're doing, with online play PAIN will really be something to play for a long, long, long time. Love the new Leprechaun costume, keep up the great work, as usual.

Posted on 03.13.09 17:31 PM by TheMyTMonarch

AWWWWW....I shouldn't have taken that time to refresh and see if there were comments....You are truly the better man, kevin. *bows*

Posted on 03.13.09 17:33 PM by TheMyTMonarch

ok Travis, I'll bite.... Dates? pretty please?

Posted on 03.13.09 17:57 PM by deadhead19420

When is the online stuff coming out! And thanks for the update!

Posted on 03.13.09 17:59 PM by FredNation

Tomorrow Howzat for a date?

Posted on 03.13.09 18:01 PM by travis williams

Excuse me while I do the Electric Slide....

Posted on 03.13.09 18:02 PM by travis williams

@Travis
Thanks for everything,now you don't have to here from us for a while...wait that came out wrong.I know,now we don't have to talk to you...wait,that's not right.I got it,now we have something to occupy us so we won't have to be complaining of new content,now we're going to be blogging with happiness(there we go).Anyways,tell the PAIN Team thanks for me!

Posted on 03.13.09 18:27 PM by PS3Potential

Congratulations on another job well done PAIN team! I'm sure those middleware guys must be pretty stunned by your dedication in putting online out. Are you guys going to make a post about this over on the Playstation Blog? A development this big should definetely be made known of over there.

Posted on 03.13.09 18:28 PM by pick-e

Now that is some awesome news! Can't wait.

Posted on 03.13.09 18:28 PM by The_Probe

Hey T,
congrats and thanks for all the hard work getting online play out. It took a while, but it's finally here!

now then..

DUDE, ANDY DICK??

While not MY 1st choice, or 50th even..lol

HOLY SHIT LOL THATS AWESOME..

Um, he really likes it up the POOPAH, and he's goes both ways is this a new problem?

Since were tossing his salad, I mean tossing his ass around, I mean playing a game..oh whatever..lol..

Since we are launching him at buildings, cars, walls, tnt boxes etc., and we are beating the shit out of him so tp speak

So would this now be considered,
"GAY BASHING? LOL

Posted on 03.13.09 18:29 PM by Hello Hello

You can feel it...

it's eletric

Boogie woogie woogie

Posted on 03.13.09 18:30 PM by Hello Hello

Ya know it would sound better if I spelled it right..

You can feel it,

it's electric.....

Boogie Woogie Woogie

Posted on 03.13.09 18:31 PM by Hello Hello

You know what,I'm going to post this news in the G.A.P. Forums,it deserves to be known everywhere!

Posted on 03.13.09 18:39 PM by PS3Potential

Now I have a good reason to buy a psn card!!!

Posted on 03.13.09 18:40 PM by Andrew

@Travis - Sweet! Thank you. I've been waiting for online since the 1st day I played the game...

Posted on 03.13.09 18:41 PM by TonyB

Thanks PAIN team, especially you Travis for updating this site so much. I can't wait for online, i'm not that good at PAIN, but I love lauching hot chicks and cows around. Thanks for everything I truely appreciate it, now for the questiona on my mind...wait...wait a little more...When is Brock Lee avaliable tomorrow? Also is the Easter Bunny going to be Ed?

Posted on 03.13.09 18:56 PM by Logan

Hey how about having us create a area in PAIN. I mean like we build stuff in PAIN and we can upload them in the PAIN servers. Kind of like LittleBigPlanet but more action!

Posted on 03.13.09 18:58 PM by FredNation

@FreNation

One thing at a time, one thing at a time. Fortress is sort of like that, by the way how much is the content going to be worth?

Posted on 03.13.09 19:04 PM by Logan

Travis,

That's awesome, you're on the right track to regaining my faith in PAIN, but there's one more thing I need to hear first........... do we get an FWE fix tomorrow too?

Posted on 03.13.09 20:18 PM by deadhead19420

I can't wait for the content tomorrow. I'm not going to be able to sleep, I have a problem, i'm a PAINatic. Oh well, i'll just be staring at my PS3 until 6 o'clock tomorrow.

Posted on 03.13.09 20:18 PM by Logan

I would love to say I'm super excited. But I'm not. For some reason I just can't be. Oh yeah I remember now, THAT IS NOT FUGGIN DARTS! THAT IS CLEARLY ARCHERY! I would love to play PAIN Archery, BUT I CAN'T, CAUSE FOR SOME STUPID REASON IT'S CALLED DARTS!!! Every time I play it I would be both lying to myself, and be lied to. Not happening.

@Pain Crew
I'd love to be proud of you guys right now but I can't be. I just can't. Like I said before, that's clearly not Darts. A blind man would know that's not darts, I know this because I have a blind friend and he told me so. I had sooo many dreams of a giant dartboard and launcher. Seriously guys, this is like having a hole with a flag coming out of it (clearly golf) and calling it Skee Ball.
The disappointment at this point overwhelms the excitement.
None the less, congrats on online. It's gonna be fun.

Posted on 03.13.09 20:26 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs

I mean this in the nicest way possible when I say... stop your flippin b!tchin, moanin & bellyachin until you've actually tried it out, and be glad it's a Fortress/Darts bundle for one (hopefully) reasonable price.. regardless of how I feel Darts looks, I do believe Fortress looks fun as sh!t, and who knows maybe Darts will surprise me and be even funner Smile

Posted on 03.13.09 20:34 PM by deadhead19420

Sweet you guys rock!!!!!

Posted on 03.13.09 20:44 PM by jasonmc

@MutilatRJuggalo
Calm down dude,what happened?One minute your all"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,MY RAP VIDEO",the next,your flipping out!So what if it's not Darts,big deal,you get the point that you throw stuff at targets.Don't mess up the PAIN Content excitement,okay?This is a positive time,not negative.
@deadhead19420
Your right,don't judge a book by it's cover or some $h!t like that.But kind of harsh there don't you think?
PAINFans and PAINatics,we are in a glorious moment of PAIN,online is coming tomorrow and it's going to rock!Thanks PAIN Team,bravo,BRAVO!

Posted on 03.13.09 20:56 PM by PS3Potential

hey the PS blog Flickr page has updated with new pictures.

www.flickr.com/.../

blog post coming tomorrow

Posted on 03.13.09 21:01 PM by Captain_Fury

@Dead / Ps3
Come on guys. Are you serious? You've both been around long enough to know my tactics. I gotta hate. It's what I do and what I've done since day 1 basically. THAT'S MY PLEASURE!!
I gotta bust their balls and ruffle some feathers. It's what makes this game and this board and the relationship wit the creators of this game so fun. I know they know it looks more like archery than darts. At the same time though, if they woulda made it with a dart board, people probably woulda been hating saying they copied Flatout or something.
The bottom line is despite what it looks like or what it's called I'm gonna play it cause I love this game and because it looks fun as hell. They know that. They know they have that power and control over me. That's what makes it so damn interesting. They know I'm just messin' wit um and you guys should too. See you online tomorrow!!

@Travis
I went back in the posts and I noticed just a plethora of posts regarding fainting goats. Any word on those. LOL.

Good luck on a smooth launch.

Posted on 03.13.09 21:29 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Jugg
We know(well at least me),but why now,wait till the update comes out,so if we spot some problems,we can agree,boycott,argue,and retaliate.SmileANARCHY!!!

@The Community
Since we all like commenting on people's comments,I think a rating system might take this PAIN thing to the next level.Why settle for updating the game only,when you can update this site!Here's an example on what it sould look like.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36499996@N06/3366428567/

Here's what I think.Like 5 star rating style,we have the word Ooch.Each Ooch means a rating,like the big Ooch can be either be a 1 or the 4(going from left to right or right to left)increasing or decreasing the rating of the comment.On the bottom of the word Ooch,the word Super should be there,and if clicked,the Ooch becomes a Super Ooch(the word Ooch on fire)and it means perfect score,5 stars!So,what you guys think?

Posted on 03.14.09 04:44 AM by PS3Potential

Again,just search for PS3Potential,or copy and paste the whole link.

Peace Out!

Posted on 03.14.09 04:46 AM by PS3Potential

@Pedro - We already have a rating system... And you get a 2 D.O.O.S.H. rating for not knowing that!!!

@Juggs - For that wonderful bit of old school H8... I present you with 3 BANANA STICKERS!!!!

Now... This online is gonna be great, but of course the timing sucks for me... I leave this weekend for 2 weeks of vacation... Just like last year when I was on vaca in Europe when whatever it was came out... Looks like I'll be playing catch up again!!!


ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 04:55 AM by TonyB

...and whats up with the time on the posts? My 2 were a couple hours apart, and this thing says they were 10 hours apart... Wacky!

Posted on 03.14.09 04:57 AM by TonyB

@PS3Potential

I can call Juggs a fake, wannabe rapper with no talent whatsoever and he knows I'm just F'n around with him... or am I? bwahaha! Smile Smile

@Juggs

I know, I know.. keep up the good work, if we aint gettin on Travis & Coker's case then who will? lol

Posted on 03.14.09 05:42 AM by deadhead19420

@Travis
I like the way you dropped this news on us. No news, no news, no news, then BAMM! BIFF! KAPOWWEE!!! - right in our laps with 0 time to speculate. It's so on now. SWEET!

Howeva, I ride shotgun with deadheads comment regarding the FWE fixes. According to comments either yourself or Coke made some months ago, it would be included with the online release. I'll assume that is still the case.
Let me be frank. Okay, thanks. Now I'll be obscured. Seriously man - all of the new content you guys have created for this game PLUS every addon from this point on will not be enough for me to forgive you guys if there are still game destroying bugs present in ANY of the FWE modes. There's been plenty of time to test the fixes and I am going to know very soon after my first launch tomorrow whether you guys did your job. Something tells me I wont be disappointed. I wont be disappointed, right Travis? Right.

Also - is the wipe tomorrow as well? Other than that hey, con frickin gratulations on this long awaited moment, on all of PAIN's success, and thanks for undertaking the ominus endeavor of PAIN online, and bringing us - The Community - closer to each other than we probably want to be!

PAIN IS ONLINE BABY!!! HELL YEA!!! I'm truly stoked! Feels good man!

Happiness = PAIN

Peace

Posted on 03.14.09 06:02 AM by obscured

@TonyB
I know that old rating system,remember that post last year(good times,good times).I just wanted it to show,you know,to make it look cooler!(Banana Stickers...yummy).

Posted on 03.14.09 06:11 AM by PS3Potential

SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile
Oh and ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

Posted on 03.14.09 06:13 AM by PS3Potential

@Everyone: It really is nice to see old peeps come back to PAIN as we get our ONLINE wings finally. I am sure we will have some bumps in the road but the cool part about it is that we have reason to update more as we iron out any potential issues etc..

Darts is really cool… I really like Fortress as a four player event trust me some real bitterness comes out when you play Fortress. You should see the games that get played at Idol Minds. SCARY.

@Juggs: Archery would be if there was nothing to but you hitting the targets. You clearly have to grab a dart and toss it at the board. If you are talking about the scoring mechanism not being a “Dartboard” well welcome to PAIN… Wanna talk about how nutty it is to bowl like we do? Juggs you need to COOR-DIN-ATE!

@Dead: I think we are fixing that FWE issue in a future patch. Stop callin my name on YouTube. That aint cool. (Stinkface)

@TonyB: Hopefully when you get back I will be able to talk about the new modes, environments. Don’t worry we will be here when you return.

@Obscured: You like that eh? I still got some more surprises too... just you wait.

… I will now return to my Slide of Electricity

Posted on 03.14.09 06:17 AM by travis williams

When I go to www.speedtest.net it says my upload is 231 kb/s

Does this mean I won't be able to play PAIN online?


Posted on 03.14.09 06:42 AM by KylieDog

Re: No FWE fix tomorrow.

*dies with disappointment*

*goes to work on another YouTube video callin Travis much worse than "stinkface"*

Posted on 03.14.09 06:46 AM by deadhead19420

When does it go live?

Posted on 03.14.09 07:02 AM by TonyB

Hi my name is Skip and it's been 23 minutes since I my last PAIN...

I have been lurking around this board for months now, poking here, snickering there. But now it's time 'fess up to my situation and shine the light of truth on my addiction. They say the first step to recovery is admittin you have a problem. So starting tomorrow I will no longer be pla... what? New content? A new game that's Darts and Archery, let's call it Darchery, and you can play it online?!?!? So I don't have to PAIN alone? I can be a social PAINer?!? This rocks! I don't have a problem, I have a whole new set of solutions! I may never talk to another person face to face again!!! I love you guys!

Hey, get away from that controler lady, I'm in the middle of an FWE round. I don't care if ARE my wife I said get away from it! FWE! Fun With Explo... oh for God's sake, just give me that....... I do NOT have a problem!!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 07:09 AM by

@Skip

Fun With Explosives? whats that? I've been playing Fun With Freeze-ups for the past few months, if you have something called Fun With Explosives, where could I get ahold of it?

Posted on 03.14.09 07:46 AM by deadhead19420

@ Trav W

thanks bro, but do black dudes do line dances?.?. also, wheres my friggin' t-shirt?

@ everyone who has lag & freeze issues
wtf? why does this problem only affect a few? is it a processor or memory issue possibly ? i've never understood this anomaly. i have freezing issues on my pc only with corrupt downloads and low memory

Posted on 03.14.09 08:23 AM by MarlyT35

@ Trav W

btw, will there be new trophies as well both in-game and online? pretty please say yes...

Posted on 03.14.09 08:29 AM by MarlyT35

@deadhead: Personally I suck so bad at FWE I haven't experienced freeze-ups... but trust me when I say this: I really do suck. In fact, I kinda suck at PAIN all in all, online scares me as I haven't been practicing, I mean, you guys are going to wipe the floor with me Tong

@Travis: daaaawg, awesome! it's thursday here in Denmark, any time schedule for Europe? My wife is visiting a gf today so I can really PAIN it up! Whoop!

@Travis, Coker, PAINteam: Good effing job guys, I can't wait to play!

Posted on 03.14.09 08:32 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@MarlyT-

What you fail to realize is that these are specific issues with the game that the game's developers have known about for quite a while, and acknowledged.

Posted on 03.14.09 10:23 AM by deadhead19420

Amazing support as usual, although I was hoping those modes would be free. It's very expensive getting all the locations and characters as it is.

Any hint on when online or the new modes are coming out? In today's store update maybe?

Posted on 03.14.09 10:35 AM by nickjd331

what will the fortress/dart pack cost??

will it be possible to play against players who own other downloadable characters than you?

Posted on 03.14.09 10:37 AM by

Ah there are already comments...

Looks like it is today. Nice surprise thanks.

Posted on 03.14.09 10:38 AM by nickjd331

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

I JUST READ THAT IT COMES OUT 2DAY !!!!

woo im calmin down abit now

i read travis message and went mental , ran round my house , took my shirt of , jumped on my bed ,ran up and down the stairs , and eventually back to my chair to type this message
(you might think im as nutty as you lot now)

ThankYou idol minds for this incredible game

Posted on 03.14.09 11:37 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Andy Dick in pain, interesting. Also - looking forward to Flava Flav in PAIN. Oh ... I wasn't supposed to say that? Sh...

Posted on 03.14.09 11:54 AM by StalkingSilence

@Travis

Ahhh...now I'm excited. I thought the spike balls were 4 defense. Didn't see them in the vid. Slide of electricity, LMAO...smooth.

Posted on 03.14.09 12:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Woo!! Finally! Thanks a lot!

Posted on 03.14.09 12:27 PM by KingDragunov

Holy flurking schnit!

Posted on 03.14.09 13:14 PM by Kevin

You all should be getting the Patch at any moment. New modes should be out soon as well.

Posted on 03.14.09 13:37 PM by travis williams

Cool, I'm at work on my boss' son's PS3 right now, waiting for the patch Tong

Posted on 03.14.09 13:53 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis: Will the patch go online worldwide at the same time?

Posted on 03.14.09 13:57 PM by KnizzleHizzle

YAY travis i love you this was being waited for since before i left and that was LONG ago
thank you on behalf of everybody

Posted on 03.14.09 14:47 PM by no1rebal

travis u said at any moment an hour ago
has something gone wrong , jw ??

Posted on 03.14.09 14:57 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I'm playin online, but there's no darts or fortress

Posted on 03.14.09 14:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

ahh
how juggs ?????

Posted on 03.14.09 15:03 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

WOOT WOOT...downloading right friggin now...1st LOL

Posted on 03.14.09 15:03 PM by MarlyT35

im not getting it , wont come
i keep restarting

Posted on 03.14.09 15:04 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

how big is the update ???

how much mb is it ??

Posted on 03.14.09 15:05 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Trav

who'll be first to drop in with "384Mb...what the hell?..that's toooo big man!!!"

Posted on 03.14.09 15:05 PM by MarlyT35

nevermind

Posted on 03.14.09 15:06 PM by MarlyT35

384 mb
shit thats guna kill me
looks like ill wont be playin for awhile

Posted on 03.14.09 15:08 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@no1rebal
that message u just sent me on psn was hilarious
post it here , haha

Posted on 03.14.09 15:10 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

still haven't got it is it sailing across now an a ferry?

Posted on 03.14.09 15:10 PM by no1rebal

Thanks for the update Travis.

This sucks, I'm stuck at work, won't be able to download til tonight.

Do we get the Idol Mind Team PSN ID's so that we play the creators online?

cronos1515

Posted on 03.14.09 15:13 PM by Rick

Awesome, it is about time! Online is going to be sweet. I am super excited about fortress mode. Worms has always been one of my favorite game series, and from the vids it appears to have a serious Worms vibe to it. Thanks for the constant support of this game, I am amazed that it is still getting so many constant updates from you guys after it has been out for so long. Keep it up!

Posted on 03.14.09 15:13 PM by Dardantuan

when i found out pain was online today i jizzed in my pants

Posted on 03.14.09 15:14 PM by no1rebal

as most people can tell i have no life thats why im at home at 2:20 on a thursday afternoon writing on blogs!

Posted on 03.14.09 15:17 PM by no1rebal

haha , i had day of 2day coz i had 2 go hospital
thats y i am home

Posted on 03.14.09 15:19 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

96% in 18 minutes... man, my shit be crawllin'

@ Travis
btw, it took about a minute for it to happen

Posted on 03.14.09 15:21 PM by MarlyT35

i have no excuse!

Posted on 03.14.09 15:21 PM by no1rebal

Travis
anyway u can find out whats goin on wiv the update being released in the uk at the moment

Posted on 03.14.09 15:22 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@no1rebal: Dude, I've been playing Pixeljunk on my boss' son's ps3 all day Tong Sadly, the kid is home so no trying pain online untill I get home tonight Frown

Posted on 03.14.09 15:23 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@marly
is there new xmb trophies
if soo wud u be so kind as 2 posting them here so i can see

Posted on 03.14.09 15:24 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@knizz aww man, make yourself sick and go home

Posted on 03.14.09 15:28 PM by no1rebal

sum1 who has the new update , post the new trophies please , it will only make me want this even more

Posted on 03.14.09 15:30 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

i am soo challenging qb2rthereaper , obscured , deadhead all the rest online
jsut 2 get my ass kicked but in a wicked way

@ deadhead
u up for a game of ur soo called fun with freeze ups

Posted on 03.14.09 15:33 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Liam

Just finished my first tour of duty. After crushing my online foe in FWE 3-nil I have discovered that there is no fortress and no darts. The update appears to be for the leprechaun scurv dogg and online mp only. However there is no pain labs so mabye new modes will come later today in a download or via ps store. As of now there are no new xmb trophies nor in-game, but this is probably because of there being no new content. Trophies and jukebox are disabled in multiplayer online, which is probably the only way it could be done. Thus far online is a smooth runnin' mutha humpa.

I'm not sure if Travis said the new modes (Fortress and Darts) would be out today anyway. I sure hope they do. BYW the game loads super fast now for some reason and has a "Do not turn off while loading" animated icon which is probably the coolest in the biz.

@ Trav,

Thanks for the new saving/loading warning icon. It rox!!!

Sorry for the novel.

Peace

Posted on 03.14.09 15:51 PM by MarlyT35

@ marly
okay thanx

Posted on 03.14.09 15:55 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I keep checking my PS3, am I wasting my time. I would appreciate knowing if this update will come to the UK today.

Posted on 03.14.09 16:10 PM by nickjd331

I connect to the internets using a 14.4kpbs US robotics modem, will i be able to play Pain online?



Props guys, huge props

Posted on 03.14.09 16:12 PM by Uganja

ps. My PSN is Phuquit (can't imagine why)

Posted on 03.14.09 16:12 PM by Uganja

I cant' wait to play online and get my ass kicked by a "mutant".

Has anyone seen any Japan players on the leaderboards yet?

cronos1515

Posted on 03.14.09 16:24 PM by Rick

@travis
you said 'any moment now' 3 hours ago

Posted on 03.14.09 16:35 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

one word... AWESOME!

Posted on 03.14.09 16:44 PM by Matt

@travis
This is TheTinselTot but i cant seem to change my name back. help?

Posted on 03.14.09 16:45 PM by Matt

I just played my first online game and it worked flawlessly! Congratulations on successfully bringing online to PAIN!

Posted on 03.14.09 17:01 PM by Joey

i dont have a clue what is hapening with this online thing because i just tried it on my US account and that wont even update...

Posted on 03.14.09 17:01 PM by no1rebal

wait what happened to 'we launch worldwide at the same time now'

Posted on 03.14.09 17:03 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@no1rebal
i think its SCEE just being plain lazy again
you no the old oh america has it so lets release it in 3months time

Posted on 03.14.09 17:09 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@liam i guess just like everything else europe gets shat on yet again

Posted on 03.14.09 17:10 PM by no1rebal

yep im afraid so

Posted on 03.14.09 17:11 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Europeans: I am working with SCEE to find out what’s up. They have all the update data so I suspect they will push soon enough. As soon as I have word back I will post it here. Sorry for the delay.

@NO1Rebal: If you are in the UK there’s gonna be some fishiness until they have pushed the update. Hang tight partner I have calls into all the right people.


@SmackPackers: We are updating the In Game Catalog so you can buy it in-game soon. You might have to wait until the store updates today to get Darts and Fortress okay?

Posted on 03.14.09 17:19 PM by travis williams

Travis
you feel like posting anything about this

Posted on 03.14.09 17:19 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Liam: You might wanna give me more than 10 min to respond partner.

Posted on 03.14.09 17:22 PM by travis williams

travis sorry i must of clicked send at the same time as you

Posted on 03.14.09 17:24 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Tick Tock Tick Tock
Its just like the Guinness Ad
I'm crawling the walls with anticipation
All good things come to those that wait!

Posted on 03.14.09 17:33 PM by Slaminthelamb

@slaminthelamb
haha ur right

Posted on 03.14.09 17:37 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Travis
Do you recall I asked about the leader board being recorded for ever by putting it up on a wall somewhere like Downtown ish?
Well I had an idea... You know those nice pain T-Shirts you were wearing I reckon you should give them out to the 1st 2nd & 3rd place in each area as a prize. What you think? I can E mail you my address now if you like???

Posted on 03.14.09 17:44 PM by Slaminthelamb

I think this settles the argument of who's the #1 superpower in the world. USA wins hands down, since we get our PAIN updates without error or waiting. USA USA USA USA USA (chanting like a jingoist) Europe you may want to check that missle defense shield before Barack "no clue" Ho-bama gives it away to have "peaceful relations" with Russia...yea right

Posted on 03.14.09 17:47 PM by MarlyT35

@Travis
3 questions for ya,
1) Am I wasting time quitting & restarting pain hoping for the new game pack update?
2) When I won my first game of bowling my skill level went to 2. My second game my opponent was getting thoroughly destroyed & quit, I got the win but my skill level drooped down to 1. Is that right?
3) How exactly does this skill ranking system work?

Posted on 03.14.09 17:48 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MarlyT35
Don't be a knob you only get it first coz Its made there and has less distance to travel lol
As for being No 1 super power ROFLMAO

Posted on 03.14.09 17:51 PM by Slaminthelamb

How much will Darts and Fortress cost?

Posted on 03.14.09 17:52 PM by Joey

Thanks for the update on the EU patch. At least we know now.

Posted on 03.14.09 17:55 PM by nickjd331

PAIN's online,yes!
*Starts dancing,calming down*
How about a tournament,Travis?That will be cool,to see who really is the Master of PAIN,the big Oocher,the One.Oh and when is the poll changing?

Posted on 03.14.09 17:57 PM by PS3Potential

Sorry to repeat my question but there have been a few replies and it is not answered


When I go to www.speedtest.net it says my upload is 231 kb/s

Does this mean I won't be able to play PAIN online since it is a bit short of the requirement?

Posted on 03.14.09 18:10 PM by KylieDog

Yes! Thanks a lot Travis!

Posted on 03.14.09 18:13 PM by KingDragunov

Euro pain online n th other stuff wen?

Posted on 03.14.09 18:23 PM by andrea

@EUROPE: Okay just heard from GAVIN (Our Europe territory producer) your Update is coming. I would give it a couple hours but it might be sooner. Sorry for the delay guys this is a BIG rollout for us and we are trying our best to make sure everyone gets it.

On a different note I just saw Juggz start a game and I missed getting into it by THAT much. I was SCREAMING THERE HE IS! The Vice President’s assistant was gonna smack me because I was screaming in the office. Haha. I am not going to tell you my name online when I play though. It’s not gonna happen. Maybe after a while you guys can figure it out.

@Juggz: I have a call into our PSN guys to see what’s the holdup. They usually post everything by 3PM. Most of the time the in game catalog happens before then. It just kinda happens when it happens (as long as it’s today)

Skill levels fluctuate depending on your win loss. I am not sure what happened there. I will post a full explanation of skill levels next week so everyone knows how they work. If you keep winning you won’t have to worry Juggz!

@Kylie: The people you play against will have to make a choice about playing you. Distractions etc will be off when your bandwidth is low. It’s really up to them.

@KingDragunov: You are very welcome sir.

Posted on 03.14.09 18:30 PM by travis williams

@travis cool thanks for the update dude

Posted on 03.14.09 18:37 PM by no1rebal

@kylie yeah i used that site but didnt understand it
anybody care to explain what 'ping' because it says it on killzone online too and im confused

Posted on 03.14.09 18:40 PM by no1rebal

Travis, huge thanks man! I've been looking for an excuse to get a bunch of people together this week...and Darts and Fortress will provide!

I'm looking forward to jumping face first into the online mode. I'm also looking at getting my rear handed to me...mutant I am definitely not. Still, Fun times eh?

Posted on 03.14.09 18:42 PM by Terwallace

@NO1Rebal: Think of PING as an electronic echo. It's kinda like an electronic version of Marco Polo. So you send out the Marco and wait for the Polo! The longer it takes to hear the response (Polo) the worse your gaming experience is likely to be.

High Ping time means latency/lag which is the devil.

@Terwallace: No sweat dood.

Posted on 03.14.09 18:54 PM by travis williams

@ The guy who apparently has sex with sheep...

It was a tounge-in-cheek remark, but since you think it's so funny please remember who bailed out all of Europe in 2 WW's. Don't try to give me a history lesson because I know mine already. It was meant sarcastically *sort of* and you have the stupidity to ROTFLYAO. I will not respond further to your stupid comments so don't bother posting them.

peace

Posted on 03.14.09 18:54 PM by MarlyT35

Thanks for the reply Travis.


Just to be clear though...the game doesn't have any actual filter that will block people who don't fully meet 254 up then?

Posted on 03.14.09 18:56 PM by KylieDog

@Travis
At least that's all the yelling you did. Imagine how loud you woulda been if I schooled ya. I tried joining the idolminds game but they bailed, most likely in fear.
Everyone keeps quittin' on me and my skill level ain't goin' up. I'm sure if that's a bug or not cause I've only actually finished 3 games without someone quitting. Bowling - 1W - 1 Quitter - Skill Level 1
Horse - 1L - 3 Quitters - Skill Level 1
FWE - 1W - 1 Quitter- Skill Level 3
Is that right?

Posted on 03.14.09 18:58 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I'm jealous, still stuck at work, thinking about PAIN and wanting to play. I just finished Resistance 2 and God of War for PSP, just started RE5, but there is always time for PAIN, I've been waiting for this update to get back into playing again.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.14.09 19:00 PM by Rick

euro update 2 day or 2morrow yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy (pause for breth) yyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy! (pause for breth) yyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy thnx travis coke dave and all of th pain team

Posted on 03.14.09 19:03 PM by andrea

@Andrea: Europe update is TODAY.

@Juggz: Your skill level goes up with subsequent wins. Each mode has a different skill level associated with it based on your wins.

@Kylie: Nope. But your opponent might not love you for making his/her game experience slower.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:09 PM by travis williams

I think this is going to hace 1000 comments.Just look,the update just came out and BOOM!,about 100+ comments already!

@Travis
There's this "specific" website,one that envolves blogging,forums,and commenting.While I was sharing this information in said website,they argued that I could not copy and paste your article,or it's "plagiarism".Do you worry that I copied and pasted your article to said website,or do you allow it?

Posted on 03.14.09 19:10 PM by PS3Potential

Please reply,the forum I made might become deleted,and I might get in some type of trouble.Don't worry,the "specific" website is a PlayStation website,and I used quotes to suggest it was your article.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:13 PM by PS3Potential

if it means anything, the store hasnt updated here inDenmark yet and it's 19:12 here.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:13 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@PS3Potential: I personally don't care that you repost my comments. Although a link would be cooler. Why keep people from coming here for information?

Posted on 03.14.09 19:13 PM by travis williams

The store just updated but the pain isnt out yet, cant wait Smile My alone time is almost over though but I guess we can play this weekend Smile

Posted on 03.14.09 19:22 PM by KnizzleHizzle

I did put the link in the "specific" website,in the beggining of the story.I put http://painps3.com/ so they can visit.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:26 PM by PS3Potential

If people quit/disconnect on you, you still get the win, but your skill level does not improve. I feel that needs to be fixed A.S.A.P. cause people can d.o.o.s.h. the hell outta you like that. They're doin' it to me hardcore. Especially when they quit at the very end.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:33 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

No update in Europe so far. Frown

Posted on 03.14.09 19:35 PM by Sean

The servers are acting up in general for me at the moment! I can't even buy the new pack for Call of Duty: World at War. Although, I'd rather fire a hot latina at a dart board in PAIN! than shoot a zombie who looks like he has a hangover.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:38 PM by Tom

some quick impressions

-lobby is fast quick and easy (great job guys)

-theres a little slow down, understandable with all the particles flying around.

-MutilatRJuggalo destroy me at bowling (dude is a beast)

-online mode dosent use the players met xmb list. hopefully the next patch fixes this because that feature is great to meet a lot PAIN players for a quick add to the friend list.

-cant wait to play some fortress.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:39 PM by Captain_Fury

wen 2day ? (GMT time wud be gud)

Posted on 03.14.09 19:45 PM by andrea

how much will fortress and dart cost?

Posted on 03.14.09 19:49 PM by

SUPER ULTRA LAME BUG ALERT!!!!

@Travis
Check it, anytime someone disconnects on you, your skill level drops back to 1. I just had my skill level up to 3 in bowling, someone disconnected on me, and BAM, back to 1. Just like that. When did they quit, my final bonus shot, 10th frame. That's messed up.

Posted on 03.14.09 19:49 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz: I will investigate. We are planning some updates soon. So be sure to report any strangeness okay?

Posted on 03.14.09 19:54 PM by travis williams

@ Marly

I realised it was a sarcastic remark I'm sorry if I scoffed at you but the mere fact that you even say you are the worlds No 1 and that you assisted us in WW2 to me is just BS when over in the middle East you keep bombing our troops by mistake (friendly fire or Blue on blue innit)!
The US is awesome in alot of ways in fact I'm coming out there in 3 weeks to fish for Tarpon and Shark staying in Key West, Man I just can't wait. So if any of you Yanks wanna piece of me then I'll see you there or catch me online for a fortress battle!!
Tick Tock Tick Tock

Posted on 03.14.09 19:55 PM by Slaminthelamb

@anyone who knows
were are all the secret tunnels for the coliseums in aftr prty

Posted on 03.14.09 19:55 PM by andrea

Its a Secret

Posted on 03.14.09 20:00 PM by Slaminthelamb

tell me plz i kno 2 but were are th rest

Posted on 03.14.09 20:08 PM by andrea

Will do

Posted on 03.14.09 20:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

wen tho

Posted on 03.14.09 20:10 PM by andrea

Okay, I love the only use ooch twice thing, I unlocked Buzz by just ooching around the studio. Anyways I can't wait for the content today. Oh, the leprechaun costume is awesome, I tried online once, it was a bit sketchy but that was one game.

Posted on 03.14.09 20:13 PM by Logan

@Capt. Fury
No offense but your connection was awful. One second you were in the launcher, the next in a pile of pins. I have no idea how I hit you with any defensive objects. Nothing short of luck. Where you from?

Posted on 03.14.09 20:13 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

BTW My Chemical Romance Emo or Mosher

Posted on 03.14.09 20:15 PM by andrea

@MutilatRJuggalo

California but yeah my ISP is actin up lately

Posted on 03.14.09 20:15 PM by Captain_Fury

Seriously guys, sitting here code jockeying at work... my productivity is lower than days that have a woot-off. I gotta get home and play online.... but I have documentation to write, and I have users to support, but I NEED PAAAAAIIIIINNNN... gargle gargle. More coffee, off the meds. How do I sign in so you can know who I am?
-- psn:paerley

Posted on 03.14.09 20:15 PM by

Just finished some online FWE and Horse. Played great. Wish there was more bodies in the lobby to increase the games to choose from. Sux you guys have to work. Well, I work from home so I'm allowed a 2 hour lunch break to go downstairs and Pain it.

Posted on 03.14.09 20:25 PM by kevin

Am I me yet?

Posted on 03.14.09 20:25 PM by Patrick

@andrea emo/punk pop

Posted on 03.14.09 20:26 PM by no1rebal

awww, still no eu release yet and it's 20:40!

Posted on 03.14.09 20:40 PM by KnizzleHizzle

It's coming! GAVIN says SOON.... (Laughing as I mention GAVIN's name again)

And Dead... Carl says to try that F.W.E. again he thinks he got the fix in with this update.

Posted on 03.14.09 20:47 PM by travis williams

I have noticed that sometimes when i press X to launch, it wont. Same with the distractions. But a bigger problem with that is that when you press X to launch and it doesn't, the timer is eliminated, yet you are still in the launcher. This makes for some easy "go do something else until the other guy quits" wins. Also, there is too much lag to play people in bowling. I have gone against a guy from Las Vegas, and a guy from virginia and both are unacceptable to not fix, so keep that one at the top of your list too. Thanks for finally releasing Online though.

Posted on 03.14.09 20:50 PM by KrimsonSky25

Just an FYI, my PSN is 'SonicTonic'

Posted on 03.14.09 20:50 PM by KrimsonSky25

@krimson maybe theres something wrong with your controller because my start button only works when it feels like it which is annoying when im in the middle of a game and the phone rings

Posted on 03.14.09 20:54 PM by no1rebal

Travis,

Will do, trying to get used to this online thing right now and will check afterward. I hope Carl succeeded... honestly I was looking forward to FWE's fix just as much as online coming, since we were told they'd both be pushed through at the same time...

Posted on 03.14.09 20:58 PM by deadhead19420

@Europeans its here and updating as i type

Posted on 03.14.09 21:01 PM by no1rebal

WOOHOOO
EUROPE IS UP
DOWNLOADING

Posted on 03.14.09 21:03 PM by

another glitch - During bowling, i replied to a PSN message. Whenever you press the PSN button, the ambient sounds disappear. This is ok, because it comes back when you resume the game. Unfortunately its not ok when it doesnt come back, and everytime my opponent went, it was silent except for the voices and some random sounds like pins falling. The sound was in and out when it was my turn.

Just a friendly reminder, My PSN is 'SonicTonic'

Posted on 03.14.09 21:25 PM by KrimsonSky25

Extreme bowling glitch - I just got done bowling with a guy from holland. This game was insane. Whenever it was his turn, he would knock down 5 or 6 pins, then on his relaunch all the pins were back and nothing counted from the first launch. I also wasn't allowed to use my distractions for my first launch. Unfortunately he was only getting scored for the 2nd launch. around Frame 4, he got a strike (somehow) and he got 2 turs after that, for a total of 3 launches that frame. Around frame 6, he got 3 pins on launch 2, and then the scoreboard came up designating it was my turn. Well, he got to launch again as if that frame never happened, so it was basically 4 launches in a row. Very strange.

Posted on 03.14.09 21:28 PM by KrimsonSky25

@Krimson

LOL... wow... I don't even know what to say to that glitch.. haven't seen anything like that yet

Posted on 03.14.09 21:34 PM by deadhead19420

Europe, it is out NOW.

Posted on 03.14.09 21:36 PM by NavahoGL

no1rebal sum of th old stuff emo (includin desolation row) BUT black parade best album (DEAD! Is th best song eva)

Posted on 03.14.09 21:44 PM by andrea

@Krimson: I had similar glitches, couldn't fire distrationms unless I presssed 40 times and the guy kept getting strikes and spares even though he didn't. Couple of times when I pressed X to0 launch I had to press it three times. Other than that the setup is cool, the lobby is awesome!

@Travis: Love the update even though it's buggy!

Posted on 03.14.09 21:45 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Everyone: Remember to make sure you are playing with people who are in the green with you PING-wise. Otherwise you will experience wackiness.

@Knizzle: Keep letting us know what you experience. We are going to rev online quite a bit to make sure things are good. So we are listening. We just wanted to get it to you guys ASAP

Posted on 03.14.09 21:52 PM by travis williams

Maybe you meant Krimson? lol Knizzle is quite lazy and is only out to ruin you. (I hear he works for those High Velocity Bowling jerks, but dont tell anyone Wink

The above glitches were on Downtown, if that makes any difference. My first game on Movie Studio was against our very own KingDragunov. It was glitch free on my end, although we still had the common lag that i get against anyone.


I am also getting random errors when trying to join a room. If i try a 2nd time, i usually get in. But now i am getting the error just trying to reach the lobby >.<

Posted on 03.14.09 21:57 PM by KrimsonSky25

upload speed 2 slow i cant hav online play why

Posted on 03.14.09 21:59 PM by andrea

@Travis

Your cool cat speaking, I just like the sound of it. Anyways do you have a PSN account, i'd love to get my butt handed to me by someone who helps PAIN get developed to its greatness.

Posted on 03.14.09 22:00 PM by Logan

I need 256kbs to play online, and i did a speed test and it's 240kbs-ish. What can i do to get it to work?

Posted on 03.14.09 22:01 PM by Tom

more upload speed needed how do i get more BTW leprechaun costume rocks

Posted on 03.14.09 22:04 PM by andrea

@Everyone

From Coker on the PSN blog..

"Within the next week or two, we’ll be letting it all hang out, my friend.

P.S.
The next environment is called “Sore Spots”. DON’T TELL ANYBODY!! It’ll be our little secret."

@andrea-

That's one thing that isn't these guys' fault - the upload speed is necessary to handle everything that's goin on in the different modes of PAIN. Unfortunately, if you want to enjoy playing online, you'll need to meet that minimum requirement. Nothing the PAIN guys could do to avoid that without changing the whole game around.

Posted on 03.14.09 22:04 PM by deadhead19420

how do i get more speed then

Posted on 03.14.09 22:07 PM by andrea

As much as I hate to admit it, but Krimson beat me in Bowling. But fortunately, the game was glitch - free on my side as well. But trust me, Krimson: I will get my revenge on you Smile

Posted on 03.14.09 22:11 PM by KingDragunov

Hm... I used "but" quite a few times...

Posted on 03.14.09 22:11 PM by KingDragunov

how do i get more upload speed i need online

Posted on 03.14.09 22:13 PM by andrea

Just played some bowling online. I'm loving it pulled off 4 strikes in a row for the win!

Posted on 03.14.09 22:13 PM by jasonmc

HELP ME PLZ!! (MCR ROCK!!!)

Posted on 03.14.09 22:14 PM by andrea

@Travis

FYI....in MS FWE ONLINE the monkey ontop of the camera boom falls at the beginning of each match. It doesn't really affect nething but just thought you'd want to know!

@Deadhead

80.....nuff said!
Smile

Posted on 03.14.09 22:18 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

try shut down your other internet connections maybe?

Posted on 03.14.09 22:18 PM by

Dang! I thought a run to wendy's would be long enough! Still at 87%... I gotta go to werk in an hour...

I'll be on around 10:30 or 11 central time if anybody wants to have a game or two...

Posted on 03.14.09 22:25 PM by TonyB

The flaming 3.5 is sweet!!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 22:32 PM by TonyB

@Logan: Thanks. I don’t give out my PSN because most of the time I am working when I am playing. Maybe after a while I will create a name to play people on. You might play me one day and not even know it’s me. That’s how I like to keep it. STEALTHY.

@Andrea: As I have explained before there area lot of moving objects in PAIN and the game has to account for them in record time. If your upload speed is too slow it makes the game unplayable. PAIN is about timing especially when it comes to distractions.

Posted on 03.14.09 22:38 PM by travis williams

Heres and odd glitch. The guy I was playing did not have a green dot but a yellow one. So from reading Travis' earlier message I knew something funky may happen. When it was his turn to launch my camera was facing a wall. I couldn't see a thing. I could still shoot off my distractions though, I could hear them going off. Weird huh?

Posted on 03.14.09 22:40 PM by jasonmc

Cool! My 1st game and the other player quit!! In the middle of my 1st launch! Guess I scared him off...

Posted on 03.14.09 22:50 PM by TonyB

So does Brock Lee come out today?

Posted on 03.14.09 23:03 PM by Logan

Another strange one - My opponent disconnected on the last frame. I became the host and someone else joined. Well the room kept the original guy's spot open, and it became a 3 player room. The problem is that we couldnt just do a 1 on 1 without making a new room. Also, is there anyway to make the room 3 or 4 players yourself?

Posted on 03.14.09 23:09 PM by KrimsonSky25

I'm trying to join no1rebal for a rematch but I keep getting an error message... damn!

Posted on 03.14.09 23:09 PM by KingDragunov

WOO HOO - I GOT THE SMACK PACK!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 23:10 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

...and Idol Minds is online playing Fortress? Hmm...

Posted on 03.14.09 23:11 PM by KingDragunov

2 for 2... 2 games of horse... 2 quitters!!! They can't touch me!!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 23:13 PM by TonyB

@ Juggs

How did you get the smack pack already?

Posted on 03.14.09 23:24 PM by jasonmc

Well....Darts is.....im pretty sure broken. When it's your opponents turn the camera turns and faces the back wall/ entrance in AP. How are we even supposed to know how to play. Eeck,

Posted on 03.14.09 23:26 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Juggs

I had thathappen in bowling on the movie studio lot.

Posted on 03.14.09 23:28 PM by jasonmc

Now I keep getting errors when trying to join.

Posted on 03.14.09 23:34 PM by jasonmc

Good:

Fortress seems really cool, and seems like more fun if there's more players. Overall online setup seems to be pretty good.

NEEDS FIXING:

WAYYY too many disconnects happen in the middle of a game for no reason. Also have had several connection issues just trying to get into a game. Not my ISP or upload (2 MB), as its happened to others getting disconnected too. Also I miss my music, there should be a way to play it online like with Burnout, but thats more of a wish than something that needs to be fixed.

Posted on 03.14.09 23:37 PM by deadhead19420

Oh, and I didnt get to try Darts yet because when I went to play it wouldnt let me connect Frown

Posted on 03.14.09 23:38 PM by deadhead19420

How is everyone likin' darts? I'll withold my opinion for now.

Posted on 03.14.09 23:42 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

i dont have the new pack at my store whats up !!!!!!!

Posted on 03.15.09 00:06 AM by austin

Ok. Online is offically ridiculously bugged. I won 5 games of bowling only got credit for two cause after the game is over i get logged off. Now the game just froze mid launch. Don't get me wrong I love pain but this is almost unplayable onlne. Frown It'll get better I got faith in you guys but as of now it's frustrating.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:08 AM by jasonmc

Online's pretty darn cool!....slightly stupid question how/where can I get Fortress and Darts from? can't find 'em anywhere. I'm in the UK if that makes a difference. Thanks in advance.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:08 AM by The_Probe

My playstation store is acting funny. On the newspage it shows the new stuff but when I click new releases there is nothing, I don't think this has ever happened to me before, anybody know whats wrong if something is wrong?

Posted on 03.15.09 00:11 AM by Logan

Whoever's incharge of "the funny" in PAIN really needs to get fired. It's so trying-hard to be 80s that it just looks like someone who grew up on Bill & Ted vomited on a sound-effects ideas sheet.

*A FART SOUND*

Posted on 03.15.09 00:12 AM by Lance

@Lance

I think PAIN is hysterical. A little Pirate and Ninja. A guy in a cow suit getting flung at mimes. David Hasselhoff. Do you have no sense of humor?

Posted on 03.15.09 00:15 AM by Logan

@Lance

Seriously man, kids read this sight, watch your tongue.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:18 AM by Logan

@ Lance

I also think PAIN is hilarious. I guess you just gotta like fart and doo doo jokes.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:19 AM by jasonmc

@JasonMC: Yes, we are jumping in ONLINE with both feet and with every release we will improve on the experience.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:24 AM by travis williams

Will there be any Darts or Fortress trophies?

Posted on 03.15.09 00:32 AM by Joey

Of all things, i decided to start playing pain again today. I started it up, and it starts downloading updates... i'm like 300 meg... wtf is this... so i sign on... thank you...

Posted on 03.15.09 00:34 AM by Jimothy24

@ Travis

When it works it's fun. I know you guys will get it working. On a positive note Leprachaun Scurv is great. The one thing pirates and leprechauns have in common are a love for gold.

Posted on 03.15.09 00:35 AM by jasonmc

lol... 300 megs of PAIN!

Posted on 03.15.09 00:37 AM by Jimothy24

only 300 megs? your update has some holes in it :-\

Posted on 03.15.09 00:40 AM by KrimsonSky25

80023102. That's what I get as an error message every single time I try to buy the new PAIN content? Any help?

Posted on 03.15.09 00:54 AM by KingDragunov

Other issues -

MAJOR laggyness in online FWE, everything from herky jerky cameras to explosives shown blowing up when the character is 10 feet away. And what's up with not being able to send friend invites? That should be included with an update.

Also, any chance we could get a Plat Club version of online FWE? I know painful just wouldnt work with constant crates dropping, but plat club seems more feasible.

BTW, the word is single player plat club FWE STILL has missing triggers... haven't tried painful yet for the freezing issue..

Posted on 03.15.09 00:59 AM by deadhead19420

@ kingdragunov
I got the same problem the store is having issues.

Posted on 03.15.09 01:02 AM by jasonmc

Ok...

Posted on 03.15.09 01:03 AM by KingDragunov

yeah travis whats up with the store

Posted on 03.15.09 01:16 AM by austin

@Tony B. - That's pretty funny bro I did the same exact thing: Started the PAIN update, went to Wendy's for a few double stackers - no onions, but still had to wait forevea. But it's on now and it's pretty intense.

Posted on 03.15.09 01:22 AM by obscured

im not much of a fan of the online play. i think i will be though wwhen i buy the new modes tommorrow. and..... why arent there new trophies with online? im a trophy hunter? w/e........cant wait for the SR2 DLC/TROPHIES Smile ima little spazzzy and crazy

Posted on 03.15.09 01:47 AM by lucas

Smile Frown :O :b Wink ;( ;o testing 4 smileys

Posted on 03.15.09 01:48 AM by lucas

whats up with the store i want darts and fortress

Posted on 03.15.09 01:53 AM by austin

@ travis
Darts is the shiznit. I love it.

Posted on 03.15.09 01:56 AM by jasonmc

@austin
Have u tried purchasing the add-on through the game rather than the store?

Posted on 03.15.09 01:56 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

This smells. I'd rather play Online with a lag then not be able to play AT ALL! Please fix it so anyone can play.

Posted on 03.15.09 02:02 AM by itsdafish

So let it be written, so let it be done.. Apologies for the delay on the EU front. We're back in business.

Posted on 03.15.09 02:26 AM by

Just played my first game of fort...I hate to say it, it was so boring. I know random complaining really doesnt help, but man it was tedious and i wanted to just quit the game. Takes too long to switch back and forth, and the game goes on for ages. Hopefully i'll like darts better. Still appreciate the new content though Wink

Posted on 03.15.09 03:02 AM by rbanke

it works and its awsome

Posted on 03.15.09 03:45 AM by austin

@Travis
Are you the the player with the name IdolMinds,cause I've seen the name a lot,oh and can you put the Jukebox online?Plaese,I always want to hear a catchy tune while I'm in PAIN.

Posted on 03.15.09 04:08 AM by PS3Potential

@ TRAVIS...

HELP, I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. MY INTERNET IS FAST AND MY ONLINE EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN PERFECT. PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION< PLEEEEEZE!!! Nice work, bra(s). BTW where is Brock Lee? Is he with the next new environment? I thought he was posted to come out today. I gots to see the poses!!

Posted on 03.15.09 04:11 AM by MarlyT35

I've been tearing up FWE... this is a hoot!

Posted on 03.15.09 04:57 AM by

@Travis -

What exactly did Carl change in painful FWE? cuz I got over 400 on my first launch & STILL didn't have an "event" going, never was able to get one going either... that's NEVER happened before, they're always going by the time I hit 225 - 240

Posted on 03.15.09 05:55 AM by deadhead19420

So much entertainment for only $2.99 Could well be the best value in the series thus far. Except for the Free leprechaun/pirate. My god he cracks me up..

Posted on 03.15.09 06:30 AM by MarlyT35

Due to the new online support, I made a post on another forum summing up all the content available for pain and the pricing. Figured I might as well post it here as well. It really goes to show how good of a deal PAIN is.

Since Pain just got its online patch, and we can now play onlinewith other people I decided to make a list of all the content with price points. as this game has gotten substantial DLC for it.

Game: 9.99
Fun with explosives single player (Game mode): Free
Smack Pack (Darts, and Fortress Game modes): 2.99
Amusement Park (Level): 5.99
Movie Studio (Level): 5.99
The Hoff (Character) 1.99
11 Different Characters available for .99 each (Total 10.89)
New PAIN labs each week: Free

Total with out characters: 26.95
Total with all characters: 37.84

With everything that includes 3 levels and each of those levels have 2, 3, or 4 different layouts. 10 different single player modes. 13 multiplayer modes which can be played online and offline. New PAIN labs each week. 16 Playable characters. Of those 16 12 are purchased individually. 2 come with the game (with 3 different looks for one, and 2 looks for the other) and one with the movie studios level as an unlockable character.

Posted on 03.15.09 06:41 AM by WhiteFang

@Travis: I didn't play more last night but I'll be sure to hit it up tonight to see if I still have issues. I did a speed test ON the ps3 to check if it might be my connection but I go 4Mbit/1Mbit, I obviously can't say anything about the other guy Smile What happened was that in bowling downtown, I was player 1 and bowled, either he had the same problems as I had launching distractions or he was a n00b. When it was his turn he hit like maybe 5 cones and it said "STRIKE", he got his points but STILL he got his second launch and it added that to the points. Other than a FEW times the game didn't lag at all in the graphics, only in the buttons not acting when pressed. Once I had launched controls worked with no problems, it's only launching and distractions, at least for me. As the game progressed he had a few more strikes and spares that didn't actually happen. One of the times he got a strike by hitting maybe 4 cones and still he got a relaunch and all the cones were back. Oh, and I have a 40GB second ed. EU PS3 if that changes anything.

That's about as detailed as I can put it right now, I'll let you know if I find more Smile You should set up a bugzilla thing for this online thing, I can totally imagine you network crying already Tong

As for a review of the online system, I really like it, very fluent, I would have loved to have friend invites(they might be there but I didn't see them).

So in short: few quirks needs fixing but issall good, CUZ WE BE ONLINE BABY!

You know, I hadn't played PAIN for while but this is totally getting me into it again!

Posted on 03.15.09 08:23 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Travis.. Coker...yoo hooooooooo..

Ok, this is a little long, because it is a idea that I am pretty positive everyone would really like and enjoy. At the same making PAIN even better, and Online play even better! Your comments are welcome, and thoughts on it as well.

@ Travis and Coker
I have been silent,and slacking on the posting ideas front. Not that I don't have any, but this one popped in my brain around 11:30pm EST and had to get working on it. The brain is ALWAYS hard at work creatively thinking of new AND always for the betterment of PAIN. And since I haven't submitted any ideas lately this sure as hell makes up for it, lol.

Ok, time to throw you guys a nice big philly blunt.. I mean, I NOW throw you a
Titanium Haskell original, your
Creativity Test!!

Last year, you gave all of us, one of the best and THEE greatest options we could ask for, when you created a program I guess, on your end, that lets us play our own music from our hard drive, through the PAIN Jukebox so we could play PAIN while listening to our own music catalog.

Normally, when I'm playing PAIN, I can start up the jukebox and listen to my medley of Metallica, Queensryche, Van Halen, Judas Priest, Fight and yes, Twisted Sister from my Hard Drive and have it play while I am in the game. Our own custom background and soundtrack. Killer!
**
Now with the Darts and Castle coming out, when I am playing someone, I can talk to them through my mic, or headset to them, and vice versa.

When I am playing PAIN Online, and I have my jukebox playing, will the person I am playing against, hear what I am playing on my Jukebox's hard drive as well?

Now it's safe to say that they would hear it, BUT ONLY when I have it turned up really, really loud, then they would hear it in the background when I would be talking to him. Right? Right.

**Now here comes the Creative Test for you!**

Creativity Test #1

But in the future can you try and work that in some how?

Where the person we are playing against, can have the option to select MY Jukebox as THEIR background music during our matches?

Example: Say I am playing Juggs in a game of DARTS. Right before the match starts up, a message appears asking if I would like to hear Juggz Jukebox as the game's background music?

As an example:
IF Juggz liked Metallica, and I was playing it in my background during our online match, if he wanted to hear what I am playing from my Jukebox during our match, all he would have to do is go into the match up menu, where he see's an option that he could click on, say, Haskell's Jukebox, or better yet, call it your "Opponents Jukebox".
When he selects "Opponents Jukebox", and accepts it, I get sent a message, or a message appears saying, "Allow Jukebox access to Juggz?" Then when I click on YES, he then can hear what I have playing for my background music from my Jukebox.

*Because if my voice is being sent to him, and he hears it through HIS speakers, then,
"WHY can't my music as well be sent to him, so he can hear it through HIS speakers?

That is your 1ST CREATIVITY TEST!

Now he couldn't access my Jukebox, or change the selection of songs, or albums stored, as he would ONLY be allowed to listen to it, because it is the background music. If I stop it, or change the songs, or albums, it would then change on his as well. They would start hearing it again when the new song or album started up. But only IF they decided to listen to their "Opponents Jukebox".
If I don't have any music playing from my Jukebox, then he can't hear it of course. And their shouldn't be any copyright infringement because no one is recording it, and it is not being broadcast to the hundreds or people, or all over the world, only the person I am playing against.

It would be really cool to do that, and in doing so we then could know our fellow players a little better and they would become online friends/acquaintances. Kind of like when I play Resistance 2 online, you meet friends that way by being on the same team and you get to know each other better because when you have mics, their is a lot of talking going on.
If your team does well, and succeeds, you want to play with some of them again because you know they are good players, and your sent a friend invite. So the next time your playing R2 online, when you see them come online, you send a invite, or get sent an invite to join them.

By playing against each other in PAIN, we can talk to each other, where we are learning some things from each other like music tastes, video games they play, love, hate or have, sports teams etc.

Part 2:

*Now some technical questions and comments Senor Travis and Coker...Coker ala Habanero, that you can answer as well being your the designers and programmers of PAIN.

This has to do with the Voice Chat between 2 people AND the premise I spoke of above.

I can hear someone talking through my speakers because they are talking through either his headset, or Mic. ....OK
And vice versa, when I say something, he hears it thru his speakers.

Now I don't know the technical side of it, on how that actually works.

Meaning, when he says something, his voice goes into his Mic or Eye Toy, through a USB or Bluetooth device into his PS3, then his voice gets sent through the cable line or wireless router, where it travels instantly to me, then his voice enters MY PS3, and then his voice comes out through the HDMI, or Optical Audio cable, then whatever he said comes out of my speakers.

Now when his voice and words enter my PS3 via the cable line, or wirelessly, it has to go somewhere in the PS3, be it 1 of the processors or something. But then it comes out of my speakers and presto, I hear him.

Now here is your final exam!!

Creativity Test #2

If his voice can come out as audio thru my speakers, or head set, that means his PS3 IS accepting an outside audio source, so couldn't you also create a program on your end, that would let our opponent be able to hear what I am playing on my Jukebox during a online match?

Because during our match up, when we talk to each other, it goes through what I just explained up above and we hear each other. If I got my jukebox playing Judas Priest and my volume control is maxed out, as soon as I say something to Juggz through my mic, head set, or Eye Toy, he would instantly hear it in the background. Now since I am talking about our Jukebox music, it's pretty much the same premise. Instead of our voices going through all of that, it's replaced or added to our music files which are still being sent from one place to another across a wide network. Now your just creating a program for it to include our Jukebox music where our opponent can listen to it also.

When I start playing Juggz in Mime Toss, as soon as it's my turn, I am now sending him through those same cables, or wirelessly, my audio files that let's him hear what I am saying to him, my instant messages if I texted him, AND NOW, I am also sending him my real time, in-game footage, where he see's what I am doing in the game during my turn, which shows up on his TV. So Juggs IS watching real time game play, see's what I am doing with my launcher, where I am aiming it at, what character I'm using and so on.

Then finally I hear Juggs bitching into his mic that I really suck at FWE, how I can't text message for shit, and that he's too friggan good at Mime Toss to go against me. But he really wants to listen to my 1986 Metallica disc I got in my Jukebox while we play.

and Yes, I am finally done.

Your thoughts on it?

Do you like the idea?

Is it Possible?

Night,
Titanium Haskell

Posted on 03.15.09 09:29 AM by Hello Hello

holy crap, I feel like I've entered a time warp on the dark side of the moon through the clockwork orange after reading that post Haskell. Damn, man, you do shrooms or somethin? I feel like I should be posting a review about your book on amazon or some sh!t.

I have to say I like your idea, but unfortunately the RIAA rules and regulations would probably make that an impossible task for the Pain team to pull off. Instead, I would be happy if we could just play our background music for ourselves, like how you can in Burnout while still chatting. The person/people you're chatting with dont hear it unless its blasting loud. Right now we can't even do that, so let's take it one step at a time..

@Travis / Coker-

Awesome job on Darts and Fortress guys. I'm usually the one to get right on your case if somethin aint workin or is just plain stupid, but both of these levels are legitimately fun to play, and some of the stuff in there is funny as hell. Just get FWE workin properly and gimme custom music, I'll be set

Posted on 03.15.09 16:53 PM by deadhead19420

@Haskell: While not being neither travis or coker, I know from my experience running servers that VoIP'ing can have it's bandwidth minimized quite a bit as it processes the voice and can cut quality. Now, music uses waaay more bandwidth. Sure, you can hear it in the background but the quality sucks and that's about the only way you could make it sound using the same bandwidth. Plus, you'd have to double that if you had music AND voice.

I might be wrong, but that's how it worked on the gameservers I have been running through the years Smile

Posted on 03.15.09 17:00 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Haskell again: Btw, I'm expecting a full long buglist from you for online Smile

Posted on 03.15.09 17:03 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Carl - Yes Carl, at you. I'm aware that online is the main focus at the moment, but for the love of all that is PAINful the triggers are still missing in MS FWE Platinum Club. If this particular fix was not included in the online drop, then my sincere apologies.
If it was included then I'm at a loss for words because it only took me 180 crates - that's only the 12th trigger - to realise the issue is still very present. I check the overhead and physically check the blind spots and it simply was not there.

Instead of bustin your cajones I'm going to assume this fix wasn't released. P.S. online is pretty incredible. For that you all should be very very proud. Good day sir!

@deadhead - FWE painful is now as it was intended, I believe. No more cascades = no more lockups. No more laying still on our sorry aces as the world around you erupts in fire. Now, you score what you earn. Forecast is for slight morning overcast which will burn off early afternoon skies and no meteors - ever again. Leaderboard scores will be much more realistic and tighter - all good in my mind. Personal thanks to Carl for that ;-)

Peace

Posted on 03.15.09 17:52 PM by obscured

Jeez, I used to think I was good at this game. I got spanked in Downtown HORSE, losing HORSE to H. Then against someone else it was HORS to H then HORS to HORS then the bastard pulled out a 3.1 million run, the best so far. I responded with 3.8 million. He blew the first attempt, getting only 10k, but on the second attempt I thought he had it; he knocked the scaffolding into the road and blew up several cars. Unfortunately with all the cars destroyed he couldn't match my score and I took the victory.

I love it. Well done, guys.

Posted on 03.15.09 19:32 PM by Kevin

Let me start off with saying congrat with getting this online, its what we have been looking forward to from day one.
Im from England and I am unsure if I can buy the new 'smack pack' I cant see it in the store nor can i see how to buy it through the game.
My other question is why cant we get Horse on Amusement park, I like that map but think trauma is pointless as it is far too easy. Horse is great because its is good to create a hard target as well as try and get a high score, with trauma you just coppy the other persons taunt and you are half way there.

Posted on 03.15.09 20:34 PM by Canning

I tried yesterday to get the "smack pack" but was geting error codes in the store, never got to download it. I did try online, had a few noobs quit before the game ended (i could tell by how they used their ooch real quick), never got to hook up with any peeps on my "friends" list.

Travis, what is the deal with the green and yellow dots? Does that mean they have a faster or compatible connection speed? Because some of the games I played were so slow when the other person was playing, in bowling I could not time my distractions correctly with the launch.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.15.09 21:27 PM by Rick

@Everyone: El Chile Grande’ is next week… then comes Brock Lee. So there will be a stream of content coming out soon. Sorry for the confusion. Has everyone stopped experiencing store issues now?

@WhiteFang: Agreed. Now there is some really coolness coming out soon that everyone will dig on environment-wise. You’ll see.

@Knizzle: I think I saw something like that too. I will have to investigate that more as well. Thanks for the props! Like I said we plan on continuing to revise the online system.

@Haskell: PAIN has enough issues pushing game content through the internet. We aren’t going to compound this by streaming music. No that’s a big FAT NO. Voice chat is not really streaming in a sense that you have to shut up at some time. It’s not full duplex. Meaning you can’t really talk over each other. It’s a walkie talkie. That takes quite a bit of bandwidth. It’s not practical there are more important things going on. In a game you have to decide what’s more important The placement of game data or the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

@Deadhead: Did you experience the same bug? I’ll beat Carl for you.

@Kevin: I agree that having online head to head raises everyone’s PAIN skill level.

@Rick: Green means you will more than likely have a good game with this user as his speed is well suited. Yellow and Red means warning and Don’t even try. You can do what you want , but at least we warned you.

Posted on 03.15.09 23:03 PM by travis williams

Is the 'smack pack' out in england, I cant find it anywhere and really want to get my teeth into it

Posted on 03.15.09 23:07 PM by Canning

@Travis
Thanks for letting me know about the colors, I will look for the correct ones for a smoother game, I'm on cable and I was probably playing someone on DSL, that could have been my issue. I did not get a chance to download the "smack pack" yet, I'm at work, but I will get it tonight.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.15.09 23:25 PM by Rick

i knew u guys are good keep it up dudes

Posted on 03.15.09 23:42 PM by 91st-quiteman

@Canning: Yes it is. You can either go to the PlayStation(R)Store and purchase it or purchase it directly from inside the game.

Posted on 03.15.09 23:48 PM by travis williams

Im afraid it is not in the store. I have checked in the latest items and I have also checked in the A-Z section. The closest thing is the Fortress trailer. I have also gone into the game and cant see any option to buy it. Im sorry to be a 'Pain' but I just really want this pack as I have gotten too good at Horse and need to flex my gaming muscles on something new.

Posted on 03.15.09 23:56 PM by Canning

having real problems here in uk downloading the new online thingy ,is there a fault ?

Posted on 03.16.09 00:09 AM by steve

As other UK layers have said, there is no way for us to download the Smack Pack here. We got the online update patch, but this means we can only play Horse etc, not Fortress or Darts.

Even the official EU Playstation boards update thread has no mention of Smack Pack for Pain community.eu.playstation.com/.../message

Can we expect to see the update anytime soon?

Posted on 03.16.09 00:19 AM by

Just downloaded the update and played my first games of Fortress & Darts. Can't say enough how awesome this update is, adds a ton of fun to an already awesome game.

Questions: Are there plans to add replay save/edit to online games?

Are there plans to add player profiles to the pain website with our online play stats (like Killzone, for example)?

Posted on 03.16.09 00:27 AM by Chris

@Travis
Is there any way we can add a fellow PAIN player during the game,cause mine doesn't let me.And in the new PAIN enviroment,what new Alien Joke/Easter Egg did you put?

Posted on 03.16.09 00:52 AM by PS3Potential

@ Travis,
the BIG FAT RESOUNDING NO huh? Ok but you didn't need to YELL at me, christ...lol..haha..I keed I keed..lol

Hey, all I can do is try. If I think of something, be it an idea, an improvement, a new mode, or gameplay, or whatever, I will think about it, work it out, and then post it. Now if I don't know something or how something works, I'll be asking how such n such works. And then when i see the answer, then I will redo the idea based on what was told to me.
I new that music files are larger, but didn't know about the bandwith capacity. Well I tried. Like I said, I didn't know the technical stuff on how that all worked. Hence why I said, asked that, and explained what I was thinking of and how it could work.
Now that door has been slammed down on my head, fine.

@Fizzy Lifting drinks,
What bug list?

Posted on 03.16.09 01:43 AM by Hello Hello

@Everyone:

Joining Games
When you are having problems joining a game it is more than likely because the game you joined already has a full list of participants. We are working to make that message clearer. It is actually because our server’s messages are not refreshing as fast as we like. We are working on that.

Camera control
We are working on this. We have noticed a few issues in the Amusement Park. That’s on my list.

Finding the Smack Pack (In Game)
Remember the Smack Pack is a multiplayer game so you will only see the BUY ME Icon if you are in the Multiplayer section of PAIN. Try this route if you cannot see it in the store yet.

I will keep compiling this list people. We will be making changes/improvements.

Posted on 03.16.09 02:02 AM by travis williams

Since the update the character select screen is different for me. It only shows the characters I've bought and no options to buy new ones... am I going to have to purchase them through the PSN store? or am I overlooking an ingame menu or something.

Posted on 03.16.09 02:10 AM by sleepykidd

Im afraid when it comes to the UK game there is no option to buy it anywhere. I have tried going into multiplayer, online and the PS store. If you want to come round I will give you a couple of quid and you can give me the pack, that would be great.

Posted on 03.16.09 02:16 AM by Canning

Is there no one to challenge my HORSE skills?

8-0 baby!!!!! 6 of 'em didn't even finish cuz I beat them down so bad....

Posted on 03.16.09 02:22 AM by TonyB

i need drts n fortres

Posted on 03.16.09 02:24 AM by andrea

9-0

Posted on 03.16.09 02:42 AM by TonyB

10-0

Posted on 03.16.09 02:49 AM by TonyB

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Posted on 03.16.09 02:49 AM by PS3Potential

@TonyB

I will challenge you if I see you online, I gave 3 contenders a good beatdown in HORSE lastnite. Is that your PSN ID? Look for me in the Lobby.

My PSN ID - cronos1515

Posted on 03.16.09 02:50 AM by Rick

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PAINPAIN INPAIN PAIN a lot and has a
PAINPAI PS3 NPAIN bomb in the middle
PAINPAI NPAIN saying my blogging
PAINPAIN INPAIN name.You all like?
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Posted on 03.16.09 03:01 AM by PS3Potential

i am 13-0 in bowling after day 1 ^_^

Posted on 03.16.09 03:06 AM by KrimsonSky25

I´m in Sweden and I can´t download the smack pack either. It´s not in the game (I´ve looked everywhere) and I can´t find it in the store.

(I can´t help wondering why there´s allways problem getting the new contents in Europe?)

Posted on 03.16.09 03:12 AM by ejona

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PAINPAIN__INPAINPAIN_____logo for me when I'm
PAINPAINP__NPAINPAIN_____blogging here.I just
PAINPAINP__NPAINPAIN_____wrote PAIN a lot
PAINPA________INPAIN_____and there's a bomb
PAINP___PS3____NPAIN_____in the middle with
PAIN__Potential_PAIN_____my name.I made it
PAIN____________PAIN_____just for fun.You
PAINP__________NPAIN_____all like?
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Posted on 03.16.09 03:14 AM by PS3Potential

need moreupload speed still but i erased three of 5 connections im still gettin 242 upload

Posted on 03.16.09 03:45 AM by andrea

are u connected wireless?

Posted on 03.16.09 03:48 AM by

yes

Posted on 03.16.09 03:53 AM by andrea

then go into options to see how good your connection is, if its to low(under70% maybe)try using a cable.

Posted on 03.16.09 03:55 AM by

its 80%

Posted on 03.16.09 04:02 AM by andrea

maybe u should try a cable anyway

Posted on 03.16.09 04:11 AM by

Still can't see the Darts/Fortress download anywhere.

Posted on 03.16.09 04:15 AM by The_Probe

i will try that or more speedtest.net tests

Posted on 03.16.09 04:21 AM by andrea

Definatly seems less buggy today

Posted on 03.16.09 04:23 AM by jasonmc

"@WhiteFang: Agreed. Now there is some really coolness coming out soon that everyone will dig on environment-wise. You’ll see."
-Travis

Problem is there is always someone bitching about something. Even if you made a perfect level then there would be people (needing something to complain about) complaining that it isn't free.

Whatever the content is you can be sure I'll buy it. You are on of 3 developers that I buy the products from without question. The other 2 being Naughty Dog, and Insomniac.(I'd say thats quite an honor to be in the same category with those 2 developers, though you are in it for a slightly different reason)

Posted on 03.16.09 04:25 AM by WhiteFang

@coke or travis
wot is sore spots like and were is it tell me plz

Posted on 03.16.09 04:30 AM by andrea

maybe the topic of this blog should be re named 'ask and america wil recieve' as us poor europeans have no content and we really need to hurl our guys at new stuff.
Please guys we want the new packs

Posted on 03.16.09 04:32 AM by Canning

@ andrea
I saw coke had said something on the ps blog about sore spots too. I'm already excited about it.

Add me, PSN id: jasonmc

Posted on 03.16.09 04:37 AM by jasonmc

does anybody know why i cant see my name under my post?XD

Posted on 03.16.09 04:42 AM by

So, how is it going with the new content in Europe?

*waiting impatiently*

Posted on 03.16.09 05:22 AM by ejona

“Problem is there is always someone _____ing about something. Even if you made a perfect level then there would be people (needing something to complain about) complaining that it isn't free.”

Whitefang, welcome to game development, baby. Fear not, though – we’re can take it. SCEA and Idol Minds made PAIN, man. Surely we can handle some complaining here and there. In fact, we’re probably better for it. As Dave Chappelle and R. Kelly might say:

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don’t really want
None of the above,
I want to Ooch on you
Ooch, Ooch, Ooch…..

Peace,
Coke

Posted on 03.16.09 05:29 AM by Jason Coker

@Whitefang: Well thanks… I think. Haha

@Andrea: Huh? I got Sore Spots all over… Ugh!

@Canning: The Anti EU stuff is getting old. There is no grand conspiracy to make your life hellish. We don’t control the Europe store. Sony Europe does we have nothing to do with it besides handing them code. We will try to fix their problems as soon as we can.

Posted on 03.16.09 05:32 AM by travis williams

Ejona, you guys are SUPPOSED to be up and running now. Not sure if you felt the pain (no pun intended) over there yesterday, but we had major issues with the PSN Store in North America yesterday, so that may be the issue on your side as well. I just saw an e-mail from Idol Minds come through explaining a likely fix for you sooner rather than later.

Peace,
Coke

Posted on 03.16.09 05:32 AM by Jason Coker

I apologise for sounding so upset. I just thought it would get a reaction and it appears it has. Please take it as a compliment that us europeans want the new stuff so badly. It is a great indication that your fine work is appreciated

Posted on 03.16.09 05:36 AM by Canning

15-0... Is HORSE destined to be owned by TonyB???? Looks like it!!!!

Posted on 03.16.09 05:38 AM by TonyB

Well, today is the first day this week I´ve had the time to check out the new stuff so I haven´t been waiting for too long.
It´s just that every time something new comes to Pain´I get really excited and I want it as soon as possible. Smile

Thanks for taking the time answering.
I´m sure it all will be worth waiting for (as always)!

Keep up the good work.

/Ejona

Posted on 03.16.09 05:42 AM by ejona

@Canning: We are gonna fix this. My net programmer sees the problem but we need SCEE to handle it. It will be fixed ASAP. Thanks for riling us up. We now know what the issue is.

@Tony: You're such a stud.

Posted on 03.16.09 06:14 AM by travis williams

will europe even get it before the british ps3 guys got weekend??

Posted on 03.16.09 06:18 AM by

Travis
thanx for trying with SCEE
it reli annoying me seeing people play darts and fortress

Any1 up for bowling
i am 7 games undefeated wiv skill level 6
i havnt had a real challenge yet

@KrimsonSky25 wna match of bowling ??

@Travis
i hav no complaints about online play , it is fantastic
Just annoyed wiv SCEE (but thats a complaint 2 them not u)
Just 1 thing i would like , and dat is
to be able to send an invite to psn freinds asking them to join my match
da twould be brill , if it cant be pulled of never mind den , its not gona stop me or any1 else playing online
keep up da good work

Posted on 03.16.09 07:03 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I just fired up pain, and it's been at the 'Saves data automatically' screen for about 2 minutes now. No lights blinkin on the PS3.... is this just the network load on PSN while it's checking for updates or something?

Posted on 03.16.09 07:08 AM by

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH Come on... I just want some more FWE online, why doth thou taunt me so? I'm hesitant to power off my PS3 while this is on the screen or exit the game because I have a metric tonne of hours into pain and don't want to lose my progress in towntown.

--PSN:paerley

Posted on 03.16.09 07:13 AM by Patrick

Sure thing Liam, you set the date and time i'll be there with tassels Laughing

Posted on 03.16.09 07:22 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Krimson
Okai wer abouts r u from ,da uk ??

i just played knizzlehizzle and beat him , hes bin my hardest competition yet

im in the uk and im very tired so im off to bed , add me on the psn and we can arrange a match
my psn is : NUFCRULE

Posted on 03.16.09 07:27 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Travis - I know... HA! Just trying to drum up a good game... Had 2 good games so far, and a whole bunch of quitters. I don't see a win loss record... am I missing it or is there not one? That might be a cool thing to throw in a rev. Also, 3 times I've had it give a "missed target" when the player hit the proper object.

Other than dealing with people with slow connections(not that big of a deal...so far) online is SUPER-FRICKIN-DUPER!!!! I can say I've played more PAIN in the last 24 hours than I have in the last 3 months!! Nice work guys & gals... BANANA STICKERS to everyone who made it happen!!!!!

Posted on 03.16.09 07:41 AM by TonyB

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on the disco players... Why won't anyone finish a game of FWE? Frown 3 people have disco'd on me Frown

Posted on 03.16.09 08:28 AM by Patrick

@PAIN CREW

I can't log into the PAIN network, It keeps telling me I have been disconnected from the network & to restart PAIN to try again.

This happens right as PAIN is booting up.


WTF???

Posted on 03.16.09 09:20 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

I just froze while playing bowling...i can only hope that this is why i get my only loss.

Posted on 03.16.09 09:28 AM by KrimsonSky25

PAIN online is cool,but does everybody hate the fact that when you see the other player(s) start Ooching aroung with their character(s),they end up looking like they're gliding or something?I launch and everything looked normal,but then this guy went,and he looked as though he was just gliding instead of Ooching,not to mention it goes slow.

Posted on 03.16.09 09:29 AM by PS3Potential

NOW I can't even log into the PlayStation Network AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.16.09 09:29 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Oh and you know what will really make this PAIN Online thing better?If you level up even if they disconnect!Think about it,I hate disconnecters,or Disser,for short.They never finish the game because they're going to lose,what morons!Seriously,that'll be a great update.

Posted on 03.16.09 09:34 AM by PS3Potential

Same happened here ron (got your friend request, was just writing you a nasty letter for not coming to find me)... once you get in, it's still problematic connecting to multiplayer... Servers can't handle this kinda pain addiction.

Posted on 03.16.09 09:40 AM by Patrick

the PS3 connection test said that PSN is what failed. Mass PSN outages?

Posted on 03.16.09 09:58 AM by KrimsonSky25

It's been happening yesterday since the PS3 store update. I'm guessing a bunch of guys really wanted the COD WAW add-on, and they jammed the servers, that's what me and my friends think.

Posted on 03.16.09 10:01 AM by Logan

http://www.us.playstation.com/support/ps3#


take a look..it officially says PSN Network is down. Ouch.

Posted on 03.16.09 10:18 AM by KrimsonSky25

Sure, those COD people want the credit. We all know it's us painheads.

Posted on 03.16.09 10:28 AM by Patrick

Oh no,PAIN just wentonline and now the PS(R)N out,curse you Bill Gates,CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!
And George Bush for the recession,CURSE YOU!!
And Andy Dick,I don't know why,but still,CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.16.09 11:18 AM by PS3Potential

Thanks for the online guys. I was one of the first to play it. It's really funny when you hear people brag and then u whoop their butts and they "disconnect" and lose. Anyways thanks for online. PS- He quitters I laugh and in your face. HA!

Posted on 03.16.09 12:02 PM by Joseph

on now: paerley@fwe downtown (25 Games, Level 23, 2 points scored on me so far, haha... need good players HINT HINT)

Posted on 03.16.09 12:31 PM by Patrick

Thanks for all of your effort!....

Respond??

Just respond to me.....please....?


U guys are the best with responding back to us with questions and responses. No other developer does this!!!! For a $10 (to start game) You guys listen!!!... and I give you a high five for that. No other does that!




Posted on 03.16.09 12:41 PM by eric

PAIN Labs isn't working!!!

Posted on 03.16.09 12:42 PM by CoCo-MaN

PSN is down....
not sure why.

Posted on 03.16.09 12:51 PM by eric

no friend invite?
my whole world just crumbled..

Posted on 03.16.09 13:02 PM by droppinbombs

@ Pain Team

I just had an issue where I got stuck in the filter screen. I could switch back and forth between different filter options, but every time I clicked X to move forward, nothing happened. back and forth, back and forth, xxxxxxxxx and nothing. so I quit back to the XMB and started PAIN over again and then it got stuck on the floppy disk HD screen and just kept doing what it was doing but never went anywhere.

Just wanted to give a heads up for something else to keep an eye one.

Posted on 03.16.09 13:44 PM by sicdude

Hmmm... No red text since around the time the network got goofy???

That's because PAIN stomped on the servers! Those puny silicon wafer rejects could not possibly handle the beast that is PAIN!!!!!!

And now Travis and Coke are trying to find a place to ditch the bodies!

Posted on 03.16.09 14:40 PM by TonyB

CuctusKipIk is good, for those looking for a match.

Posted on 03.16.09 14:54 PM by Patrick

@Travis - I have a real question... Can we hit the PS button and check mssgs while in an online game? I been afraid to try cuz I don't wanna Disconnect!

Posted on 03.16.09 14:54 PM by TonyB

I've checked messages in game without getting disco'd

Posted on 03.16.09 14:59 PM by Patrick

cool... thanks.

Posted on 03.16.09 15:48 PM by TonyB

the level(s) sore spots wen does it get releasd plz tell me or just were it is eg park or olympics

Posted on 03.16.09 16:51 PM by andrea

@Travis
Soz its been awhile! But basically im in Europe and we've got the patch now but is darts and fortress coming to us next Thursday? (Sorry if this has been asked before but theres just too many comments to scroll up and check Tong)

Posted on 03.16.09 17:44 PM by George

@george
it probally wont be till next thursday in the store , but maybe in-game on monday hopefully

@travis
during a game with no1rebal , me and him wr both watchin wot he was doing (obviously) and he hit the granny got a score den it was my go , i hit the granny and got a better score , so he went agen hit the granny went down and hit 1 of the boxes in the subway and it sed he hit the box first and missed the granny , wen he clearly knocked the granny over (granny basher lol)
the same thing happened to me in the same match but with the sign hanging as u enter the subway
this was all in a game of horse btw

@any1
challenges for a bowling match from any1 ???
im still unbeaten
i beat qb2bthereaper and no1rebal allready 2day (and sum others i dnt no)

@krimsonsky25
is your name here the same as your psn name

Posted on 03.16.09 19:14 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

I finally got into the store to get the "smack pack" last nite. Awesome add-on, got to play Fortress against 3 others, went seamlessly (we all had green dots...Thanks fot the heads up on the dots Travis). Pain online is the shizznit, I have stopped playing RE5 (but will get back soon) because this is so addicting taken out the noobs that can't handle the PAIN and have to disconnect because they are losing.

Thanks Travis and Coke for now consuming more of my life and letting all of us enjoy the PAIN online.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.16.09 20:15 PM by Rick

ur online is kewl, i played 2 ppl and they both left in the middle of the game which sucks. If u dont like to lose dont play the game.

Posted on 03.16.09 21:38 PM by 91st-quiteman

WOOP, awesome guys,..

MR.T....
...please...
lol, MR.T... Frown

Posted on 03.17.09 05:21 AM by Pacman_Ownage

Just had a major lag while playing online... it ran at about 2 fps until I decided to press R1. Luckily this doesn't happen to often^^

Posted on 03.17.09 05:39 AM by KingDragunov

...and how exactly does this skill level system work? I am 4-0 at HORSE while being level 1, but I am 3-0 at TRAUMA and level 4.

Posted on 03.17.09 05:42 AM by KingDragunov

@Travis, woah, I was tired when I made that post. I made it right before going to sleep. Woke up over 20 hours later.

Posted on 03.17.09 06:37 AM by WhiteFang

wen the smack pack gonna be released in finland?

Posted on 03.17.09 07:18 AM by josku

thursday is th EU release date

Posted on 03.17.09 10:07 AM by andrea

Having troubles getting on again Frown Someone somewhere did not predict the infrastructure needed for march's PSN releases.

Posted on 03.17.09 10:35 AM by Patrick

28 - 0
on bowling
i am still undefeated

@travis
we need online leaderboards for each game type
so like for top place accross it wud read :
1st place DAve1679 skill level 27
or something going down showing every1 who has that game type who has played 1 game or more
do you get what i mean

Posted on 03.17.09 11:25 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Liam - my PSN is 'SonicTonic'

Posted on 03.17.09 12:04 PM by KrimsonSky25

@Travis -

Couple things I noticed:

#1 - What's with the poor monkey in Movie Studio FWE online, he falls off the camera boom before every launch, LOL

#2 - I've noticed several times with several different people where there connection will show as red or yellow to me, but it shows green to them, and same with mine showing green to me but shows red or yellow to them. So something's going on with that - I know for a fact my upload speed is consistently over 2 MB (usually at 3 or 4)

Also, I understand the showers were just eliminated from FWE painful to fix the freezing issue, but what about a leaderboard wipe and archive of the top scores? Otherwise it's kinda pointless to play right now.

BTW, again, great job on darts & fortress, love em both and for $2.99 it's a great deal Smile

Posted on 03.17.09 12:27 PM by deadhead19420

Indeed, it'd be nice to know where we stack up. I just won my 56th strait Downtown FWE, having given up 4 points total. I'm at level 53 and want to know where that stacks up. Still haven't crossed bombs with RonIsGod though, I suspect he'll hand me my first loss when we get a chance (tonight, ron? you up for it tonight?)

Posted on 03.17.09 12:44 PM by Patrick

@Patrick,

Add me, I'll hand you a couple losses in FWE just to even things out Smile

deadhead19420

Posted on 03.17.09 13:17 PM by deadhead19420

Sorry to keep buggin´ you, but is there an official release date for darts and fortress in europe?

According to "andrea" it´s thursday but is that official? (I don´t mean to distrust you Andrea, but if it´s not written in red it´s not official, right? Smile

Sorry to be nagging but it´s really annoying to read about everyone who is playing fortress when I´m supposed to kick their ass! ;-)

-Hope you´re all having a great weekend!

/Ejona

Posted on 03.17.09 13:32 PM by ejona

KING__KING__KING
___KING___KING
KING KING KING
KING KING KING
KING__KING__KING
KING________KING
KING KING KING
KING KING KING
KING KING KING

Posted on 03.17.09 14:15 PM by KingDragunov

That was useless... lol

Posted on 03.17.09 14:16 PM by KingDragunov

@Liam- Yes, you DID beat me at bowling but you failed to mention how our game of Horse went, lol. I have to admit, you are wicked awesome at bowling. I hardly ever play bowling but now that Pain is online, I'll have to practice up so I can challenge you to a rematch.

@Whitefang- Thats what happens when you play RE5 for 48 hours strait, huh?

@Travis, Coke, Idol Minds - Once again, I want to say thankyou for breathing new life into Pain. You did a great job with the online play. I'm very impressed, thanks.

Posted on 03.17.09 14:53 PM by qb2bTheReaper

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Bowling Pin?

Posted on 03.17.09 14:55 PM by KrimsonSky25

no

Posted on 03.17.09 15:01 PM by qb2bTheReaper

/FAIL Smile

Posted on 03.17.09 15:14 PM by deadhead19420

yo hwen dous the zombie dude come out (dead baron) when dous it come out

Posted on 03.17.09 16:56 PM by mike

@reaper: I think you mean thats what happens when there is an awesome game to play. Wink

Posted on 03.17.09 17:14 PM by WhiteFang

silly noobs...the Lines make up the pin. The smileys are the outline!

Posted on 03.17.09 17:43 PM by KrimsonSky25

@WhiteFang- Thats exactly what I mean.

Posted on 03.17.09 18:08 PM by qb2bTheReaper

RONISGOD, did in fact, hand me my first loss... he his one hell of a fwe player. It was close, 3-2 though.

Posted on 03.17.09 19:58 PM by Patrick

"Your upload speed is insufficient to play online"


I asked if a mechanism was in place to stop people without enough up speed playing and was told one didn't exist (scroll up).


No offence, but this completely sucks. My friends and I would rather play with the game being laggy and not running very smooth than not play at all.

Posted on 03.17.09 20:54 PM by KylieDog

Actually KylieDog, the game is laggy for even the best connections. You could probably do laundry while trying to play on your connection.

Posted on 03.17.09 21:35 PM by KrimsonSky25

Well, ran into ObscuredByClouds (I think that's right), and I got TROUNCED... it was a pathetic display on my part, haha. I managed to score 1 point in sudden death. Now I just gotta learn FWE in other than downtown for deadhead's sake.

Posted on 03.17.09 22:39 PM by Patrick

Nice!

Posted on 03.17.09 22:43 PM by retaihec

i saw deadhead... but he was playing a smackpack mode Frown

oh well... i'l just keep bowling away *sniffles* Tong

anyway i love you travis & coke... maaaan, i really love you *strokes my picture of travis* Smile ah bliss

Posted on 03.17.09 23:18 PM by Pacman_Ownage

OH... and mr.T... *cough*

Posted on 03.17.09 23:19 PM by Pacman_Ownage

oh, and another thing... im not sure if you could implement this... but on the online screen... could there be a place which tells you what people are online in the game lobby... as i only ever see about 4 actual games... as i suspect most people actually wait rather than create.

maybe a little PAIN chat roomy thing...
...oh WOW, ive just realised how awesome i am Laughing

Posted on 03.17.09 23:42 PM by Pacman_Ownage

@qb2bthereaper
lol yes i did forget to mention that , lol lets forget that now haha , naa u was sick in that match
looking forward to that bowling rematch
how bout a game of trauma somwen aswell ??

Posted on 03.18.09 01:37 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

How do you restrict a game to just friends, or even better just invite a particular person? Is it possible? I can filter the list of games to just friend's games, but that doesn't seem to stop non-friends from joining a game I create.

There's some of us who would like to play *each other* online, but we have no interest in playing against random people.

Posted on 03.18.09 03:05 AM by

I just kick nonfriends from my match

Posted on 03.18.09 03:12 AM by WhiteFang

i cant see the smack pack at the playstation store. all the other new things i see, but the smack pack is missing.

Posted on 03.18.09 05:40 AM by josku

im lookin for some good players! everybody seems to disconnect on me. am I just too good? if youre lookin for a good fight add me as a friend. my psn id is flagada28. PLEASE SOMEBODY COME KICK MY ASS!!

Posted on 03.18.09 05:56 AM by flagada28

@ejona
ask george he sed it wos thursday ask him who told him and if itz official i belive it is cos lotz of people say it is

Posted on 03.18.09 06:00 AM by andrea

I was wondering me and my friend tried to play online and we couldnt connect. I could see him name, but it wouldnt let me join his game. He could see my name and he couldnt join mine. When i tried to join is said "unable to join lost connection please try again later." Yes we both have the 256k and have no problems playing other online games. Can someone help with this and do anyone else have this problem.

Posted on 03.18.09 06:01 AM by 91st-quiteman

@andrea
Ok, thanx for the answer! Smile

Posted on 03.18.09 06:09 AM by ejona

@ejona
do u no anythin bout sore spots the enviroment Tong

Posted on 03.18.09 06:22 AM by andrea

does anyone wot sore spots is about or were it is Frown

Posted on 03.18.09 06:23 AM by andrea

soz imeant Smile

Posted on 03.18.09 06:24 AM by andrea

@mike
i think the zombie will be april or may coz travis said spring for zombie

Posted on 03.18.09 06:27 AM by andrea

I NEED SOME GOOD PLAYERS FOR SOME HORRIBLE PAIN MATCH. PLZ ADD ME!

Posted on 03.18.09 06:40 AM by flagada28

by the way my fwe skill level is 40 so watch out if you dare to join me

Posted on 03.18.09 07:44 AM by flagada28

@travis

i have a green light but still if i want to play i absolutely have to start a game, everytime i try to join someone else game it gives the error message and bam please try again. it gets really frustrating. thnx

Posted on 03.18.09 07:50 AM by flagada28

@ travis
okai this sucks , as ive bin saying tht im unbeaten at bowling , i still am
but
i had played 34 skill level 33 , went into a match like i normally would , the guy was losing and decided to disconnect , i went back into the lobby looked at my record and it read played 35 skil llevel 31 , it had gone down 2
i was confused , but i went found another person and played him at bowling , he finished and as i was taking my last go before the match ended he disconnected(i was winning at that point)
soo i fort oh no somin has probally heppened to my record agen , so i decided to check only to read :
played 36 skill level 29 , it went down yet another 2
what on earth happened im winning the matches but its going down , them disconnceting i would except my skill level to stay wer it is , but y go down i didnt lose
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS
i reli need to no went on here , should it of done this , if so y , if not plz explain to me wot u or me can do 2 get it back or anything
PLEASE REPLY !!!!!!!

i am stil undefeated but due to the fact of some sore losers my skill level has gone down

Posted on 03.18.09 07:59 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

there seems to be a lot of losers who cant stand to lose, happens to me all the time too.

Posted on 03.18.09 08:04 AM by flagada28

Just curious, whats considered a good multiplayer score on fwe downtown?

Posted on 03.18.09 08:57 AM by The_Probe

around 30 starts to be good

Posted on 03.18.09 09:18 AM by flagada28

@Coke
hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! You got me clownin' bro. LMAO. I didn't think anyone could touch Chapelle's version of that song. But you did it my friend. Nice work. It's on a constant loop in my head and I can't get it out.

"Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don’t really want
None of the above,
I want to Ooch on you
Ooch, Ooch, Ooch….."

Posted on 03.18.09 16:58 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

It sounds so dirty!

Posted on 03.18.09 16:59 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

does anyone know wen this credit crunch will end

Posted on 03.18.09 17:00 PM by andrea

Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown Frown
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!credit crunch Frown Frown Frown Frown : Frown Frown Frown

Posted on 03.18.09 17:02 PM by andrea

@deadhead

youre absolutely right they have to wipe the fwe leaderboards soon, its useless to play it now that the showers has been wiped away, theres no way anybody could pull a 56k without these ((

Posted on 03.18.09 17:04 PM by flagada28

@ pain team
hello any1 there plz asnswer me as to what went on wiv my bowling skill level

Posted on 03.18.09 17:11 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

still angry at credit crunch
FrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrownFrown

Posted on 03.18.09 17:12 PM by andrea

Travis, Coke and all of the hard working IdolMinders!

I am loving the effort you guys have put into PAIN online. You have changed the game forever, and I just wanted to say THANKS!

I have purchased every add on you have released for this game, and this is by far the coolest release since the first. Yeah, it's a little glitchy here and there. I've had some freezes, but I know you'll be looking at a bunch of stuff once you get some constructive feedback and criticism.

I'm not here to complain right now, I just wanted to tell ya'll that I LOVE FORTRESS! 4 player Fortress is flippin sweet. I've had the PS# freeze up a time or two when a host disconnects, so please lookinto that, but Online rules, guys.

BTW it there a way for PAIN to know if a gamer disconnects purposfully, or is truly disconnected? These should be your DOOSH points. People just up and leave when receiving a painfull defeat... woosies.

Thanks for listining to us, and keep up the great work.

Posted on 03.18.09 17:13 PM by TheBrainMachine

i just saw mall cop on tivo and how bout a mall as a enviroment (Funny movie)
Vengeance needed against credit crunch

Posted on 03.18.09 17:15 PM by andrea

@ Travis n Coke
Pain online is the best game out there thank you very much this is what the Playstation 3 was made for.

Suddenly all my mates want to play Pain when they never gave it a second look before.

What is happening to the leader boards coz they still show my score but my in-game result high score don't match. Are you going to wipe them completely or leave em be ?
I realise that the updating is not complete thanks to SCEE.

I hope you guys have kicked some SCEE buts coz they always seem to stuff up your major releases, I cant wait for Fortress to arrive in the UK Tick Tock...

@andrea
Have you found your sore spot yet?

Posted on 03.18.09 18:07 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Flagada
Cheers dude, that sounds a decent amount...I was half expecting scores in the hundreds to be honest. Most of my games have been pretty close and around that mark (30).

Just like to say that on-line is an awesome update and has breathed new life into the game.
*slow handclap*

Posted on 03.18.09 18:46 PM by The_Probe

@FWE players

Definitely not scores in the hundreds, unless we got some form of plat club / triggers or something in a future update. Downtown if you're getting 30-50 in a round you're doing pretty good, movie studio is a little easier so around 50-70 is solid.

Posted on 03.18.09 20:16 PM by deadhead19420

@Travis/Coke/Pain team
Thanks for online.
Suggestions:
1) a bar chart showing how many games of each catagory are being played. I'd like to know how many games of FWE have been played. Seems like I can never find a game.

2) Wish there was some sort of handycapping. With a current level of 30 something, everytime I host a FWE game no one seems to want to join in.

3) Question - does a player have to own MovieStudio in order to play a multiplayer that owns MovieStudio?

4) Some sort of indicator of how many people are playing would be fun to see.

Thanks again. I've been able to play a couple of top FWE players (slaminthelamb, and Jimmipits) and have been having fun. VOIP is great.

Any time I get someone a little less capible in FWE I usually take the time to tell them what I'm doing and why I'm doing. Teaching players about cammera and the 2 O's in ouch I hope they find the info usefull.

best

Posted on 03.18.09 22:49 PM by THitter

PAINPAINPAINPAINPAIN_____@Travis
PAINPAIN__INPAINPAIN_____Can you make it
PAINPAINP__NPAINPAIN_____possible to at
PAINPAINP__NPAINPAIN_____add people as a
PAINPA________INPAIN_____during online play,
PAINP___PS3____NPAIN_____because I'm been
PAIN__Potential__PAIN____meaning to add some
PAIN____________PAIN_____really good PAIN
PAINP__________NPAIN_____players.
PAINPA________INPAIN
PAINPAINPAINPAINPAIN

Posted on 03.18.09 23:49 PM by PS3Potential

PS Potential-in the game lobby,go to their profile and choose 'friend'

Posted on 03.19.09 00:00 AM by KrimsonSky25

PS Potential-in the game lobby,go to their profile and choose 'friend'

Posted on 03.19.09 00:01 AM by KrimsonSky25

GOOD PLAYERS ADD ME!!!
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE DISCONNECTIN ON ME BECAUSE THEY CANT BEAT ME. FWE UNDEFEATED LEVEL55

Posted on 03.19.09 02:02 AM by flagada28

@Travis

First let me say what a sweet thing this online PAIN is. A few understandable issues exist which you guys should be able to isolate and correct in the coming weeks.

I have a couple of questions regarding the stats and ranking system.

1. In FWE your rank will increase with subsequent wins. Is the increase affected by any other factors, such as your opponents rank at the time.

2. In an FWE where I'm launching after my opponents turn is over, let's say I pass their total score on my the first launch. Is there any point to continue my run even after the win is sealed? For example does point total affect rank increase or any other tracked stat? The last thing I want to do is rub the loss in their faces, or visa versa.

Thanks for listening to us. I hope these questions are worthy of a reply.

Peace

Posted on 03.19.09 02:52 AM by obscured

@Jason: (I skipped right past your post earlier just noticed it)

I wasn't really talking to you guys so much as ranting, with my friends comment in mind.

Posted on 03.19.09 05:24 AM by WhiteFang

@Everyone: Is it only on my ps3 or did they remove the credit skip after the update?

@NUFCRULE-Liam: Hehe, good win man, I told you I suck Tong Definitely need more practice but that's what online is all about Smile

Posted on 03.19.09 05:55 AM by KnizzleHizzle

dam the need for a 256kbps upload speed!! its hard enough getting decent download speed in the uk without paying an arm and a leg, let alone getting any form of upload...

its a shame, i love playing loads of games online with no lag what-so-ever, its a shame i can do this with my favourite psn game Frown

Posted on 03.19.09 08:17 AM by

@errrhm, noname guy: It's just not possible with all the debris in PAIN, the solution for other games is that debris doesn't matter so it's rendered at will on each system, in PAIN everything needs to be EXACTLY the same on both machine which equals to a LOT of info going back and forth!

Posted on 03.19.09 08:34 AM by KnizzleHizzle

256kbs for upload? I have 700kbs and the lag in bowling or other game modes that have traps is too much to play them

Posted on 03.19.09 08:40 AM by WhiteFang

LOADS OF QUITTER IN THIS GAME, SO FAR I MET 3 GOOD PLAYERS. CACTUSKIPIK, WARRANGER AND STEVIE GUNS.

Posted on 03.19.09 10:29 AM by flagada28

I have around 700-800k upload and only the others lag, i never do, well from my point of view. maybe thats because i live in a far and isolated city in eastern

Posted on 03.19.09 10:31 AM by flagada28

canada

Posted on 03.19.09 10:31 AM by flagada28

I have a question for....well anyone I guess...

did anyone else notice that there weren't all that many online games available? every time I loaded up over the weekend, there were only like 2 or 3 games available to play, not the dozens I expected to see. I also noticed that everyone (and I mean literally everyone) that I tried to play with was in the red (never once did someone else show up in the green), which I understand could be something on my end, but I just don't know

Posted on 03.19.09 12:33 PM by sicdude

How do you lock a online play mode so where only your friends can join? Last night I had to keep cancelling the mode until my friend could join. WHAT A PAIN!

Posted on 03.19.09 13:07 PM by badbird22

@sicdude

I noticed the same thing, but then I would just start my own game and have people join in. I back out of the game if they are in the red and start another, kind of a "pain" but I would rather have a smooth experience than on that lags.

Fortress kicks ass!!!!!!!

cronos1515

Posted on 03.19.09 13:11 PM by Rick

@Everyone: Sorry for being gone all weekend. I have a killer cold and it’s making my head feel three times its normal size which is already quite large. Let’s see if I can wade through some of these questions. I had this killer earache that reduced to me near tears on Friday.


Europe: Should have all these problems fixed today. Anyone in Europe let me know if you can get Darts and Fortress yet.


@TonyB: Yeah I don’t play peeps with slow connections. They make me cry.


@Patrick: Look at someone’s tag first. If they have a lot of Disco’s don’t play them. They are just going to do it again.


@Ron: Seems like you need to make sure you have updated correctly. We are preventing you from connecting to the PSN we don’t have that authority with our title. Check to make sure you are upgraded to the proper version of PS3 OS.


@PS3Potential: You are seeing lag. That’s the “floaty” you are seeing the less lag you have the less float you will see. If someone disconnects you will get the win. Good idea on the add people. Lemme see if that’s possible.


@CoCo-Man: NO PAINLABS this week. We will be givin you a new one this Thursday.


@SicDude: I will look into that one.


@Liam: That’s odd. And it counts how hard you hit people too BTW. That’s still an interesting bug. I will ask the coders about that one. I will post skill explanations this week.


@Dead: We are doing a wipe and leaderboard history log. I will get timings for you soon.


@KylieDog: Your connection must be REALLY slow. At the low ends we might prevent you. I will have to look but at that rate your game experience would be so bad it’s not worth experiencing. I’ve never seen someone so upset to have a bad time. Are you sure you want that?


@Pac: Keep the stroking PG aiight?! I feel so violated! AND I’M WORKING ON MR.T!


@THitter: Handicapping… Hmm I wonder how to do that per mode. I will think about it.


@SicDude: The players only exist on the board until they have been matched. So you are seeing only the people who are waiting for a game not the people who are playing. Maybe we should display how many other games are going on at the same time just so everyone can see.

Posted on 03.19.09 13:41 PM by travis williams

@travis u still havent told me bout the new enviromen plz tell this post plz plz plz plz plz ppppppppppplllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on 03.19.09 13:46 PM by andrea

BTW wot bout PAIN avatars wen

Posted on 03.19.09 13:48 PM by andrea

@Travis
europe hasnt got fortress and darts just yet
and
thank you for replying to my problems with the bowling skil level
please tell me what your coders say about that

Posted on 03.19.09 13:52 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@travis

Thanks for the info on checking a persons stats for disconnects, it's getting old for people to quit when you just start a game and they can't hang because they don't wanna lose. Disconnects should take away from their skill level or put them into negative numbers for being such a DOOOOOSH, or make a new line for their DOOOSH level in their stats.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.19.09 14:06 PM by Rick

@ Travis
is the smack pack being released in europe 2day then , or are u making it so that we can buy the modes in-game meaning we wil hav 2 buy them seperately

Posted on 03.19.09 14:07 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Travis Williams: "AND I'M WORKING ON MR. T"

Fantastic! Can't wait.
Smile

Posted on 03.19.09 14:08 PM by Joe

Mr t LMAO Smile wait for him :0

Posted on 03.19.09 14:12 PM by andrea

@Travis
roughly what time will darts and fortress be available ???????

Posted on 03.19.09 14:13 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

for Europe that is ??????

Posted on 03.19.09 14:15 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Travis,
Yes display number of games in progress. A small bar graph displaying a bar for each catagory being played.

Handycapping. The one problem I'm seeing is that if I play 100 FWE games against noobs that don't ooch it looks like I'm a rockstar. Versus winning or loosing against any of the the top 10 FWE plat people should have a different meaning.

WHY aren't more people playing online FWE.
I only want to play FWE and it seems everyone else is playing other catagories.

Posted on 03.19.09 14:20 PM by THitter

@ Travis Williams:
re Smack Pack

Unfortunately it's a no go on the add on in England. It's not available in the PSN store (PS3 Games, PS3 Add ons, Latest etc.), nor is it available in game when you go into online. Knowing SSCE we won't see the pack till this Thursday. XBox Live European service is the same, less features, more waiting. The UK would be better off being classed as a US region anyway. After all when games are released, after translation, for Euro region, we still get US English!
Be careful SCEE popularity breeds complacency. Thank God PS3 games are region free if not the PSN itself.

PS Thanks for the St.Patrick's costume, shame you couldn't get some Irish shout bites though.

Posted on 03.19.09 14:27 PM by Joe

ssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo bbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!! :p

Posted on 03.19.09 15:25 PM by andrea

@travis
nope still no smack pack in england so im guessing rest of europe too

Posted on 03.19.09 15:26 PM by James

smack pack plz

Posted on 03.19.09 15:53 PM by andrea

@ all

Does anyone know how to lock a online play mode so where only your friends can join? Last night I had to keep cancelling the mode until my friend could join. WHAT A PAIN!

Posted on 03.19.09 15:59 PM by badbird22

420

There is not a way to only invite friends yet.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.19.09 16:04 PM by Rick

I'm in the UK, and I've just noticed the SMACK PACK for sale in the multiplayer section. Going to download it now!

Posted on 03.19.09 16:15 PM by The_Probe

Got it! Cheers Pain Team. Let the games commence !

Posted on 03.19.09 16:18 PM by The_Probe

AND...Brock Lee!!!

Posted on 03.19.09 16:21 PM by The_Probe

OK WTF IS GOING ON I JUST PLAYED WITH A GUY NAMED NUFCRULE AND HE WAS PLAYIN WITH BROCK LEE!! NO SHIT DUDES ! F*K*N BROCK LEE HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GET BROCK LEE

Posted on 03.19.09 16:29 PM by flagada28

am i the only person that the pain should get a BAFTA for damn right awesomeness?

it deserves it by miles

- Rees

(yes i have returned)

Posted on 03.19.09 16:36 PM by

@pain team

I am loving the online play, great job. there is only one small thing that is annoying. i can deal with slight lag but when you get an error message trying to connect to someone they take AGES to dissapear. maybe you could put a press X to close sort of thing on that. But loving the game and the massive effort the pain team has put into it. GREAT JOB!!

Posted on 03.19.09 16:44 PM by jamesrazor

haha
flagada28 im right here m8

brock lee is available in england , and he in brilliant his poses are fantastic
gd game btw , that was my first match of it btw

Posted on 03.19.09 16:53 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Travis , Jason , and IdolMinds
fortress and darts are incredible and brock lee omg he is soo funny poses are of the hook

Posted on 03.19.09 16:56 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Wait theres no way we are not gonna have him too i mean wtf man! come on idol minds, i wanna the funky kung fu master a beatin too

Posted on 03.19.09 17:01 PM by flagada28

im living in denmark i cant find the smack pack?

Posted on 03.19.09 17:11 PM by

Idol Minds,
Please, Please, Please put in a function where you can restrict access in the online mode so you can only allow your friends in your game. I am a member of an online gaming group and I am trying to promote your game to others in the group but its going to be a hard sell if we are not able to play each other online. It’s a "PAIN" when you want to play with one of your friends and you have to keep cancelling the game until they can join. There is going to be NO WAY to get 4 friends to join the same game of darts or fortress if you do not have restrictions to who can join. I see there is a feature to only see the rooms your friends created. But what good does that do if the person who created it does not have the ability to restrict the game to only their friends?

Posted on 03.19.09 17:18 PM by badbird22

if england hv brock lee does that mean we ge el chile this week still or next

Posted on 03.19.09 17:25 PM by andrea

@badbird22

when someone join, hit the round button, then choose to kick him. you can also his stats, see if hes a qutter, skill level etc...

Posted on 03.19.09 17:33 PM by flagada28

lol round. i meant circle

Posted on 03.19.09 17:40 PM by flagada28

@flagada28

Thanks, that is still a "PAIN" but better than having to quit it out all together and recreate the room. I will give that a try next time.

I still hope they create that function into the game so you can lock it so only your friends can join. I know I have seen one guy that created a game (maybe i was seeing things in my old age) but he had a lock symbol next to his name. Has anyone else seen that?

Posted on 03.19.09 17:43 PM by badbird22

Why don't you release all the new characters at one time like amusement park?

Posted on 03.19.09 17:43 PM by Logan

THitter is a fwe monstah

Posted on 03.19.09 17:45 PM by flagada28

@flagada28
Thanks.

@All I currently have FWE 51 games played with a rating of 55. I think playing better people and winning increases your rating more than playing people with lower ratings.

@Travis - Is that possible?

Posted on 03.19.09 18:07 PM by THitter

@flagada

Good game, one of the best challenges I've had yet. Smile

@THitter

I've played less than 20 FWE games and have a rating right around 50, and I've played probably 10 of those games against only the top FWE players, so there has to be something to your theory.

Posted on 03.19.09 19:33 PM by deadhead19420

@ Travis/Pain Team

Just a couple of points:

* On-line is awesome and is a brilliant update.

* To be honest I had reservations about the Smack Pack but I'm glad to say that I was totaly wrong. It's ace, Pain is pretty much the only game my girlfriend will play with me, and Darts and Fortress has just given it new life.

* Finally, I'm not sure if you recall an idea I had a little while back involving balls instead of characters? Well those new mines in Darts/Fortress are prety much what I had in mind. They would give players an easier way to get into the game without worrying about ooches (my girlfriend often gets frustrated when getting stuck early in a game). While the high bounce would allow for longer runs. Plus the fact they could be made unque and collectable.
Is this something you lot are maybe going to look at?

Once again thanks and well done, Pain only seems to get better with each addition!

Posted on 03.19.09 19:39 PM by The_Probe

re Smack Pack:

Yeah, just to confirm The_Probe, I'm in UK and the new environments are for sale in the Multiplayer section (not the online section), and Brock Lee is available in character selection menu. To be honest, I didn't look there for the pack, so might of missed it. Online isn't my thing, I prefer FPSs to work on mission structure and AI than accommodate the skilled, and lengthy, coding to provide a smooth online experience. Saying that I can see how Pain can greatly benefit having an online option. So thanks Pain Team, I'm sure you've made a lot of people happy. Also branch out and bring Pain to the XBox 360 and WII. The days of the Megadrive and SNES fan boys is well over, isn't it? If your golden handcuffed to Sony employ an hacksaw, at once.

Still great work. Well done lads & lasses, well done. Osu!

Posted on 03.19.09 19:46 PM by Joe

hey brit bro joe Laughing whats up

Posted on 03.19.09 19:55 PM by

Hey Rees, going well, Brother. Hope your joypad problems are sorted out now. Be lucky, guv.
Smile

Posted on 03.19.09 20:01 PM by Joe

Ok, So I finally got the three flagpoles and the chmney sweep trophies. I'm so close to king of pain now I can taste it. I need Painful Tosser, and a few from spank the monkey, most notably platinum club. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get it. Painful tosser is worse than platinum club mime toss. It seems that one shot always goes horribly wrong.

Oh well, someday...
New content rocks, Fortress is a blast.

Posted on 03.19.09 20:02 PM by bigmf

one more thing, fwe in abusement park in awesome, i'd like to see it in painful difficulty with bonus crates falling from the sky. that would be insane

Posted on 03.19.09 20:03 PM by flagada28

Would it be possible to make Darts and Bowling single-player, too. Because that would be awesome when people can't get online or can't get friends over to play. It would also give players the chance to practice before they take the game online. I know it would be hard with the distractions not being controlled by other players but I have faith that you guys could do it if you wanted. Those modes are awesome and it would be really cool to have them in single-player.

Posted on 03.19.09 21:17 PM by Brandon

@Travis
When will the polls change?I want to vote on something else,like:

"What's your favorite PAIN Mode?"
( )PAIN Darts
( )PAIN Tramua
(*)PAIN Fotress
( )PAIN Call Da Shot

Or something like that.Come on Travis,I'm from America,and we Americans love to vote!Smile

Posted on 03.19.09 21:40 PM by PS3Potential

Oh and I stopped doing that logo thing,cause it's to much trouble,and it doesn't really look good.

Posted on 03.19.09 21:42 PM by PS3Potential

@joe

nah i cba to deal with the controller, Frown seems a bit to much hassel so i'll let them off considering it was the most filled moment of adreline i ever got :L

joe whats your psn if you dont mind me asking, mine is reessorules

Posted on 03.20.09 05:19 AM by

@THitter/deadhead - I asked that very question about an opponents rank and it's affect on yours when you beat them. I must be using invisible font again. I think I'll just start running my questions to Travis through you deadhead.

Posted on 03.20.09 05:29 AM by obscured

wahoo im being riped apart by obcuredbyclouds

Posted on 03.20.09 05:59 AM by flagada28

obscured - Knizzle gets all the credit for when i report glitches ^_^

Posted on 03.20.09 06:01 AM by KrimsonSky25

I guess my friends and I will never play online. My upload speed is only slightly lower than 256 (~231) yet it won't even let any of us try. I need pay 3 times what I pay now just to double the upload speed. Not worth it for one single game.

We been waiting forever for the online, this probably killed the game for us.


Frown

Posted on 03.20.09 06:13 AM by KylieDog

and i though i were good with my skill level 60, man u broke my spine

Posted on 03.20.09 06:14 AM by flagada28

@ Rees

Yeah, an exploding joypad does sound freaky. It would be great in a shooter to show you died, as long as it can be easily reconstructed afterwards. Heh.

Sorry, Brother, I'm not into online gaming and so I don't give out my PSNID. Thanks for asking. Hope you and the others here are having a great time though.

Posted on 03.20.09 06:28 AM by Joe

Any bowling challengers? I have now put NUFCRULE-Liam in his place by giving him his first loss. It was lots of fun, although we only played once.

PSN: SonicTonic

Posted on 03.20.09 06:43 AM by KrimsonSky25

re Brock Lee

This is why I miss the character profiles! Brock Lee's back story would be great. Trained with Bruce Lee (Maybe a lost step Brother?), fought crime with Shaft. I mean he is one mean motherfu... (Watch your mouth) but I'm talking 'bout Brock (We can dig it)...

Or he could just be a 2009 accountant enjoying a Saturday night...

Posted on 03.20.09 06:52 AM by Joe

Travis,

Can we get a description of exactly how the profile rankings work, and how they are affected by win, losses and doooshes? Can't wait to see Brock Lee!!

Posted on 03.20.09 07:23 AM by TheBrainMachine

My game versus Flagada28 was a tough one! He used some sort of Anti-strike potion on me which didnt wear off until frame 8-10 where i got 5 of them in a row. The entire game was about 5 pins apart due to every frame being a 9 spare for me. But he hung in there, and gave me my strongest competition to date. Any others looking to dethrone me in Bowling?

PSN: SonicTonic

Posted on 03.20.09 07:59 AM by KrimsonSky25

Any chance you can take the download back 'cause with the insane upload requirement its 384 mb of garbage on my hard drive.

Posted on 03.20.09 14:59 PM by Dave

@dave
uuh get a faster connection

Posted on 03.20.09 15:28 PM by flagada28

oh shut up about the upload speed already, deal with it or don't play, it's that simple

Posted on 03.20.09 15:36 PM by deadhead19420

@PAIN TEAM

Quick question....

Why doesn't any of the ppl I play against in PAIN show up in my "players met" on the XMB?????

& how does the chat censor work bcuz it will not allow me to say 'Come On' to a player taking their sweet ass time!

&& we should be able to back out to change our character after we've readied up.

@EVERYONE

BEWARE of player named Mobro67
Total doosch started a game of fortress w/ me & then just let the timers run down. Didn't even try to play, then he disco'd when he realised that I wasn't going anywhere!

Posted on 03.20.09 15:54 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Europe: - The PAIN Smack Pack is now avaiable for download via our in game store.
Please access the content via the Multiplayer Menu.

Apologies for the delay.

G

Posted on 03.20.09 17:26 PM by

@THitter: I haven't played FWE yet cuz I suck at it, so I want to practice some more first Tong

I tried darts last night, it's AWESOME, really like that mode man! I didn't have time to try fortress though, still, it looks cool!

I agree with other people here, we NEED locked rooms so that we can play specific people, c'est très important! as they would say in France.

@Travis: I had an idea I hope you're willing to consider: Practice modes for the multiplayer modes. Like, I would love to be able to practice Darts without actually starting a multiplayer game and pretend I have friends. The same goes for bowling. I know that distractions would fire but just how to shoot and how to grab in the specific modes would be awesome. I can't imagine it would take too much effort to make that. An upside to this would be that more people would dare play online, I know at least four people not too excited about online because they haven't had practice and therefore find online scary.

Also, I would love not to suck as much as I do before I play with the big boys. I don't think a single person on this blog couldn't beat me without breaking a sweat.

Posted on 03.20.09 17:28 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Flagada 28 - Can't just 'get a faster connection' Where I live it's BT or bust so I'm lucky to get 230kps. And deadhead19420, I am dealing with it. By not playing - not through choice mind. Fact remains I've paid for Pain, same as everybody else, so I shoiuld get the same level of service. Which I'm not.

Posted on 03.20.09 17:40 PM by Dave

@Dave: The prerequisites for online gaming is not something PAIN should provide, that's completely up to you. Now, if you can't get that because you have no options for it locally that's very sad but not really their fault. Fact is, it requires a heavy connection to play the game online and you don't have that. You have the EXACT same game I have, only difference is I have the necessary equipment/means to put it to use. Being sad that you can't play is okay but pulling the age old "I paid for the game" card just doesn't work here. You paid for it and got it, it's up to you to make it work.

Posted on 03.20.09 18:06 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@flagada28

Good FWE game last nite, I almost got you, I do need more practice, and I did have a couple lousy launches. I will meet you again and hopefully beat you.

I did get to play a couple games of Darts, and the person I was beating was cool enough not to DOOSHCONNECT on me.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.20.09 18:30 PM by Rick

Just played online FWE for the first time . That was alot of fun !! Nerve racking , but fun . I see I am going to have to change the way I play a little bit . No more long oochin to set myself up , gonna have to take what i can and hope for the best !! Smile To the 2 guys I played , thanks , good games . Never played Multi player pain at all ( bowling...etc.. ), so , if you see me online and I suck , bear with me !!

gtrplyr67

Peace

Posted on 03.20.09 19:30 PM by john

@obcuredbyclouds
@flagada28

In your game, what were your FWE scores? I'm averaging 60 - 80 an occasional 90 and them some really pittifull scores when I screw up.
@Slaminthelamb scored a 100 against me one game.
Just wondering where everyones scores are landing.

Posted on 03.20.09 20:13 PM by THitter

around 60 in downtown, 50-70 in abusement park and easily over 70 in movie studio(i pulled a 92 yesterday) im not talkin about obscured though. that guy could make a 100 in downtown hitting the buttons with his damn toes man!

Posted on 03.20.09 20:31 PM by flagada28

@Knizzlehizzle.

So what you're saying is that those of us with less than 256kps upload should just accept we've been disenfranchised. Whilst I accept the PAIN guys can't do anything about my internet connection. It still sucks to be told "You can't play your game".

Posted on 03.20.09 20:36 PM by Dave

@flagada28
I only like movie studio. Maybe because it's the easiest? I find Downtown to be all about hitting propane tanks to rain debris. And abusement park, I've only played a couple of times.

Have to agree with others, that some sort of score boards for multiplayer would be nice.

Posted on 03.20.09 20:38 PM by THitter

@ Thitter

Great game man !!! Thanks !
gtrplyr67

Posted on 03.20.09 21:53 PM by john

@gtrplyr67
Thanks John. I enjoyed it. I always check FWE plat rankings after to see who I was up against and saw that you have a pretty high ranking.

@Travis
It would be nice to see FWE plat rankings somewhere in the online player profiles.

Posted on 03.20.09 22:38 PM by THitter

@Knizzle

The BEST way to practice your throws and aim is to play ANY mode in PAIN & do just that. The trick is letting go at the right moment & you can practice that with pretty much anything in PAIN.

Posted on 03.20.09 23:05 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

joe, its ok man, i understand, i've just dug out my atari and segas i dont think theres a console i dont own. i jut got back into pac man and dig dug, i could play for hours and have been.

give it time all this stuff will be worth alot when they become the same age as my atari if i decided to sell them anyway Wink

@travis

are you into retro gaming like coker?
if so which is your favorite one

@ everyone

Peace out and get some nuts PAIN style!

- Rees

Posted on 03.20.09 23:11 PM by

@travis

i checked out the idol minds website and i wondered if some one under 16 could help on forums for a bit of pocket money

Posted on 03.21.09 00:04 AM by

wheres brock lee? looked in the single and multiplayer character menus and hes not there

Posted on 03.21.09 00:04 AM by James

@James

Hes not out yet.

Posted on 03.21.09 00:54 AM by Logan

europe has brock lee, we dont, yet!

Posted on 03.21.09 01:09 AM by flagada28

@ THitter
cheers very much for the big up!
I think we need a league for the online games different from the single player rankings coz its a different game,style and tactics innit.

Posted on 03.21.09 01:13 AM by Slaminthelamb

@fwe fans

did anyone think that fwe got boring since the update, with the removal of the showers. i played once on my own, got 300 in movie studio, than stopped playin. my guess is that they took out some crates of every bonus crates falling, reducing the chain reaction and the fun factor in the same time. if anybody succeeded in trigering a meteor shower, tell me please.

Posted on 03.21.09 01:27 AM by flagada28

celebs in pain

what about riggs and murtaugh from lethal weapon

Posted on 03.21.09 01:29 AM by flagada28

@flagada28

Europe hasn't got Brock Lee. I checked the store...

Posted on 03.21.09 01:37 AM by KingDragunov

@all

I'm guessin Brock Lee was Europe's early gift for having to wait for the Smack Pack, hopefully we'll get Brock on Thursday

@flagada

FWE doesn't have quite the excitement factor without the showers kicking in, but it'll be alot more competitive once the leaderboards are wiped and everybody gets a fresh shot with the new layout

@FWE/Fortress players

I'm level 55 after about 20 games of FWE, and level 55 in about 30 games of Fortress, always up for a good challenge if ya see me online..

Posted on 03.21.09 01:44 AM by deadhead19420

@kingdragunov

how come i played with nufcrule-liam and he was usin brock lee and he told me he was from uk and HE GOT BROCK LEE

Posted on 03.21.09 01:48 AM by flagada28

@KingDragunov
im in the uk and i have brock lee , he is purchasable in-game if u go onto to single player it comes up wiv select character and u can select him there
he is actually brilliant , his poses are funny as hell

@KrimsonSky25
@mr SonicTonic
our bowling was good , ur skills wer of the hook , but next time how about we both use the same character and both use 1 of the midgets (if u own either of dem ??) then and only then shall we see who truly is the best
but great game

@IdolMinds
i have to admit from the videos of darts and fortress they looked good , but i wasnt sure about them really , and seeing a £3.49 price tag , it made me think , but all i can say now is money well spent , i love the new modes , and thank you for brock lee he is brill
does that mean europe wont see el chile this thursday ??

Posted on 03.21.09 02:01 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ The Pain team

LOL The UK (and Europe) got Brock Lee first. Before the Americans. This is quite rare. I believe that Europe's PSN service may be the cause of this sweet serendipity. I can well imagine SSCE saying we won't be able offer the Smack Pack till next Thursday's Store update, so, like sumo Elvis they added the updated pack on the fly, in game, and SSCE saw the sense. Messrs. Williams and Coker, standing shoulder to shoulder saying, "Damn it, SSCE, we can't let down our European players and let the States get a week lead on the new pack!" So, tear in my eye, thanks guys. I have got Brock Lee, and he is a great character, with the longest flying side kick in the world; although, his hair looks a bit off... more like a flat cap than Afro...

Again, thanks for forcing though this update, I appreciate the effort and favours called to get the Smack Pack to region 2 on time. Maybe in the future fellow players could "jump in", via the 'net, to another player's *one player* game and just watch and chat?

Posted on 03.21.09 02:10 AM by Joe

Although, watching an expert player too soon will affect your enjoyment of the game, as all the secrets in Pain will be reviled. Like on YouTube with it's trophy guides. Resist the temptation new players. At least till you hit a brick wall, so to speak...

Posted on 03.21.09 02:17 AM by Joe

@flagada28

That's weird. Because in my EU Account he isn't in. Maybe the UK Store is different, I don't know. But THIS I know: He's not in my EU Store.

Posted on 03.21.09 02:21 AM by KingDragunov

@NUFCRULE

No problem dude. I'll play by your rules as long a they are reasonable. Just set the date and time.

Posted on 03.21.09 02:29 AM by KrimsonSky25

@ KingDragunov

Like Sumo Elvis, Brock Lee is only available in game, and not advertised in the PSN Store. Don't worry though, as SSCE still handles the transaction, so you #pay in Pounds not in Dollars#. 79p, slight increase in cost and bang go the 69 jokes. A great price when you think how much Capcom charge for the unlock codes for the Street Fighter IV costumes.

Posted on 03.21.09 02:48 AM by Joe

Although, if he is an UK exclusive, and not available in the EU, that would be weird.

@ G Thanks to you too. I never forget Pain is not just a two man op.

Posted on 03.21.09 02:57 AM by Joe

I mean SCEE.

Posted on 03.21.09 03:06 AM by Joe

Why no trophies online?
P.S. Thanks for answering my previous question.

Posted on 03.21.09 03:36 AM by CoCo-MaN

@ anyone

I have a question . Well , its like this . Playing fortress w/3 others , 2 disconnect . The other player it seems decided to just put the controller down and go on a cruise or something , never took his turn forcing me to disconnect so I can play another game . No shot clock or anything to prevent that ? Or am I missing something here ? Because that aint right if thats possible to do !!

Posted on 03.21.09 04:38 AM by john

gtrplyr67

Posted on 03.21.09 04:39 AM by john

john - There should be clock on everything online, and there is. Unfortunately there is a common glitch where the clock doesnt appear.

Posted on 03.21.09 04:55 AM by KrimsonSky25

@krimson
ok , thanks for the info .

Posted on 03.21.09 05:57 AM by john

@THitter

what an awesome match! that 77-76 on the last second, i was freakin out of my mind. a really good challenge, thnx dude

Posted on 03.21.09 07:15 AM by flagada28

So Brock Lee isn't avaliable in US yet? If he isn't he'll probably be downloadable this Thursday.

Posted on 03.21.09 08:24 AM by Logan

@THitter
You are a worthy opponent my friend & I expect a rematch when you are...feeling more yourself! Wink

@ PAIN CREW

I would really like to know why the ppl I play in PAIN do not show up in the players met option on the XMB??????

Posted on 03.21.09 08:36 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Krimson - It's cool, Travis has actually been very responsive my to comments here on the board. Once in a great while I step over the line in my own way. This was one of them. And the dude's sick to boot. WTF was my trip?
I'm not sucking a**, these Sony and Idol Minds dudes (T. and Coke and Dave and the lot) are straight up industry cats - an oxymoron? L to the O to the L. You'd be lying to yourself to say they haven't played a major roll in the overall enjoyment of this really great game. Word.

As for the rest of you SUCK HOLES, listen here... ;-P ---jk, chill.

@flagada - I gotta tell you bro...I mean... well, what I'm trying to say is...okay let me put it this way...you know how when you try to... ... okay, it's like this...dude, I appreciate the props, really. But c'mon I'm just a dude here. I can't live up to the hype you're throwin' out there. - can I? MUAHAHAhaaha....ahem. Well, I do sit amongst the very elite in FWE single player painful modes. But everyone knows you can't get a true reading of someones pure skills by looking at their top score in painful FWE. You look at their Plat Club score!

So in that respect yeah, I kick everyone on Earth's complete azz. Send out flyers. Even sensei tell me - I am one with boom. Sound cocky? Sure. Lying? Nope. Through being cocky? Absolutely.

This whole online release seems almost like some kind of 'phenomenon'. Fortress - I've only played two games - lost em both - and had a blast! I'm sure as I play more and get my rank up, losses will cease to be 'a blast!'.

FWE online is awesome. Listen everyone - if anxiety and even dread or fear strikes you at the thought of playing against others online - IT'S OKAY, REALLY. It's a normal reaction. Your's truly would be a lying sack if I said there were no heebiejeebies mind f'ing my confidence level before the release.

That's right I WAS SCARED/ANXIOUS TOO. I'll even bust out a rap. Que the beat box . .. .. .yeeah . .. .. . uh huh . .. .. . There I was scared - alone and in the fetal position
Was I really that good - or was I just wishin'. Killit.<< Go ahead and sample it Juggs. All you, serial killa!

Truth is I've never even played FWE multiplayer before this - save for a couple of times to get an in game trophy or two. In online FWE - there is a basic level of skill that, when reached, will provide you the ability to possibly beat any other player of that same minimum calibur cutoff point. So basically, anyone can choke - because this is PAIN. Unlike say, in a first-person shooter. That top marksman will pwn you over and over and over.

So flagada, in closing I say thank you for your kind and enthusiastic props. But I do bleed if cut, have bad mustache days, and sometimes feel iregular - due to stomache upset. Miss deadhead (don't try - she's married) has seen my human side(baked human side!). She bled me - as well as pearley (Patrick here on the boards I think)

I can roll with the best, and the fact that I'm like...53W vs 3L or so, is no fluke. But it's 3 times that I WAS NOT the best. I know there's going to be more.

And flagada,in all of my wins - not even one of them came from using my toes!!!

Peace

Posted on 03.21.09 18:26 PM by obscured

i will ask again how come is it when me and my friend can not connect. we both have above 256 and when i c his name on i try and join and all i get is "you have been disconnected please try again." I try 3 times and still get the same message. Ive tried click on other name and get the same thing, will someone pls help with this.

Posted on 03.21.09 19:20 PM by 91st-quiteman

@Dave: If you cellphone has the ability to go online but your service provider doesn't, can the phone manufacturer do anything for you? No, you can switch service provider. No other service providers? Still not the phone company's fault.

@Ron_Is_GOD_420: Thank for the tip Smile Luckily I don't mind losing, it's fun anyway. If I did, I wouldn't play cuz I suck Tong

@obscured: First off, youtube your toe-playing Tong Secondly, I'm soo not playing you in FWE online Tong

Posted on 03.21.09 19:55 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Wow... So many smilies...

Posted on 03.21.09 20:44 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ALL EVERYONE ANYONE EVER

Leaderboards Have Been Wiped!!!!!

Figured I'd say sumthin since the PAIN CREW must be busy busy!!!!

Posted on 03.21.09 21:35 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Ron_Is_GOD_420:

Yeah the Fun With Explosives Platium Club looks quite baren. Very bizarre sight, Brother, very bizarre. LOL.

@ Travis Williams, Jason Coker, Dave or Gavin et al:

This may have been asked before, but will you introduce a "View player profile?" feature to the leaderboard any time soon, please?
Also I agree with the two Brothers about including the players met online to the "Players met" feature on the PS3 cross bar interface.
Why do you not allow trophies to be unlocked online? Is it due to possible lag or disconections etc.
Lastly, and please don't think I rude, but is the networking code a bit bloated at the moment, due to your desire to get it out (er?), so that in the future once the code is streamlined you could possibly accommodate players with < 256k upload? Or is it stripped to its bones already?

Posted on 03.21.09 23:06 PM by Joe

Oh the Game Developers Conference is on, hence the lack of red ink...? Still the team might pick up some cool ideas or contacts there. And it looks like E3 might grow back to it's former self. I was gutted to hear about it closing down then descaling. I really enjoy the E3 Edge magazine specials.
Smile

Posted on 03.22.09 00:16 AM by Joe

@Joe: Thanks for sharing, I didn't know, at least now I know why they aren't around Smile

Though I'm sure they're still lurking!

I'm at work right now, ever have one of those days where you just want to get in your car and go home? I have absolutely no desire to work today, I'm just sitting around doing nothing...

Posted on 03.22.09 00:41 AM by KnizzleHizzle

lol im 2nd in downtown fwe painful with 204 crates, under slaminthelamb with 356, looks like im not gonna stick there for long

Posted on 03.22.09 00:59 AM by flagada28

@ KnizzleHizzle:

LOL I feel that way all the time at work. Hey Brother? You're in Denmark aren't you? Did you get the option to purchase the Brock Lee character too? He is fast becoming a favourite character, as I grew up on Hong Kong (and the great many US made Ninja films) made martial arts films.

Posted on 03.22.09 01:17 AM by Joe

@Ron_Is_GOD_420:
Sorry about freezing when meeting you. I'll do better job representing next time. Pretty silly of a 50 year old dad to choke just because he's playing one of the top ten fwe plat players.

Posted on 03.22.09 02:16 AM by THitter

i love the online game, but i hate getting nothing but u can not join the room because u have been disconnected please try again. I have tried 3 times and get the same thing all the time and yes i have the 256k and so does my friend tht im trying to play. I see his name and he sees mine but we cannot connect. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.someone plz lmk about this and is anyone else haveing this problem.

Posted on 03.22.09 02:26 AM by 91st-quiteman

@Joe: I didn't have time to check last night as my ps3 was used to watch season four of Weeds, I'll check later today Smile Speaking of Hong Kong I'm actually heading for Hong Kong for the China Sourcing fair in April. Only for 7 days or so but I've never been so I'm really looking forward to it. If a see a ninja I'll get his autograph for you Tong

After I posted before I persuaded my boss to play Pixeljunk Monsters(he hates PAIN as he doesn't know how to use a ps3 controller that well) so I've pretty much been playing that up untill now Smile Made my day waaay better!

Posted on 03.22.09 02:44 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Everyone: Sorry for the lapse. We were in LA recording our next celeb voice (no, I won’t tell you who) so I didn’t get a chance to log on. I tell you what was funny though. The American Idol contestants were in the next studio over recording songs. Where we recorded VO was the same place Jacko recorded BAD and History. He even had a little area made for his monkey… and there’s a concept I can’t get enough of.

YES Leaderboards have been wiped. GO NUTS.


@Probe: I am pretty sure I don’t want to encourage Ooch incompetency. It’s the crux of the game and I don’t want people thinking its easy to not Ooch. I think the higher explosive mines have a place in PAIN I am not sure I want those in a regular environment.


@Joe: Thanks Dood. Brock Lee’s origin is shrouded in mystery… and cheddar cheese. SAY WURD!


@BigMF: I know our trophies are hard. When you see someone has all the PAIN trophies you know those cats are HARDCORE.


@Brandon: We talked about single player Bowling but the AI work might be too much work for us at this point and would take us away from the other work we are doing.


@PS3 Potential: Poll will change next week. I think we know what the Zombies name is now. Since my choice didn’t win I’m over here pouting. BTW: I often don’t get my way so I pout all the time.

@KylieDog: Sorry.


@Knizzle: I thought about some practice modes. If we have time we will consider it. I know it’s a good idea so I will suggest it…. I thought you were one of the BIG BOYS. What are you doing slackin on your pimpin?

@Dave/Everyone: We are not saying you CAN’T play. We are telling you what you need in order to play PAIN. Like I said before this whole ONLINE build was released. PAIN really shouldn’t be able to be played online. The fact that we actually made it happens amazes everyone on the project. We just didn’t make PAIN with that option in mind. Trust me if/when we do this again we will approach it differently. I am very sorry the high upload requirement makes people angry, but it was all we could do to make sure people had a decent time playing.


@Rees: Retro gaming… I can’t really say that I am. I’ve played a lot of games in the past and remember them well. Most of the games that I played in the past that have left lasting marks are usually old C64 games. Pool Of Radiance, Neuromancer, Ultima 3, Amazon, Nine Princes in Amber, Seven Cities of Gold, Mule, Elite, Hacker etc… I could go on for quite some time here.


@Liam: I will ask Marketing what they want to do because Europe released Brock early. We might wait a week. I am really not sure.


@Obscured: You really do get better by playing better people. Dave Walsh (Lead Design) makes me better when I play him because I just want to make him cry. You won’t believe how much crap is talked in Idol Minds office over games. Fortress is the game of choice lately because there are so many ways to destroy each other.


@Quiteman: I am going to see what I can do about friend invites.

Posted on 03.22.09 04:12 AM by travis williams

@travis
el chile grande next week i guess

Posted on 03.22.09 04:38 AM by andrea

@travis whats the age limit on a job at idol minds?

Posted on 03.22.09 05:14 AM by

@ KnizzleHizzle:

You don't see the Ninja, the Ninja sees you. Osu!

Posted on 03.22.09 05:15 AM by Joe

yea travis what is the age limit?


- Rees

Posted on 03.22.09 05:17 AM by

i looked at the Spank the monkey plat club leaderboard and no1 was on it , so i played a game , probally the worst and shortest ive ever done , at the end it said submitting score , so i looked at the leaderboards , but yet 2 see no1 there still

Posted on 03.22.09 05:33 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ Travis Williams:

Would that be ******** (self censored) RS LA? Hmm, with some old skool social engineering employed against the staff there, I may well get that name.... Heh heh HA HAAARR HA!
No, I couldn't do that and spoil the surprise. Sometimes you are too honest, Brother. But that's a good character trait.

Posted on 03.22.09 05:36 AM by Joe

@people with brock

where u get him from?

Posted on 03.22.09 06:09 AM by James

@obscured,

indeed, Patrick (me) is paerley (me). . . I don't even know where the boards found patrick at, or where to change it, haha.

Posted on 03.22.09 06:22 AM by Patrick

@james
america hav 2 wait until next week for brock then u buy him from ingame catalog i know ive got him because im in europe so u can get him next week in the US this is the 3rd time ive told you

Posted on 03.22.09 07:12 AM by andrea

@TRAVIS

Can we PLEASE get some insight on how the ranking system works!

Posted on 03.22.09 07:19 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron_is_God _420
@EVERYONE
i am very sorry mate , but as you put a score of 100 monkeys on the leaderboard for painful spank the monkey , well i couldnt resist but beat it
1,100 monkeys how about that for a score , it wil lbe up in a second , you no the boards take a while to update

but i am now number 1 , for a brief time most likely

@Travis
where are these all time leaderboards i want to see how i stand on there

my best score was 253 monkeys in which i struggled but 1,100 i am over the moon

NUFCRULE numba 1 , suck on dat fella's haha , com'on som1 please beat me , for den will i play till im back number 1 , spank the monkey is my mode now , n im challenging any1 out there ,

i got to 1,100 monkeys and was like yh ill wait see who can beat it

i had over 20mins left on the timer , but left it , got tired lol

Posted on 03.22.09 08:09 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Am i now Classed as a Mutant ???????

Posted on 03.22.09 08:10 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Till reaper puts his score back on for STM. I don't think I am going to spend the hours it takes to do a huge score this time around.

Posted on 03.22.09 08:16 AM by OneButton

@OneButton
that score took me 2 and a half hours

Posted on 03.22.09 08:33 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@andrea

no, im in europe,uk,and ive checked the ingame store hes not there. thats why im asking

Posted on 03.22.09 09:00 AM by James

@James
thats weird , he should be there
go into the game select single player go into a game of FWE and he should be right under jarvis
have you had the smack pack appear yet , if u have , u should have brock lee aswell , if not dw the store updates 2moro , he will be there then

Posted on 03.22.09 09:02 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@nufcrule

yeah got the smack pack but hes not there. was gunna check tommorow with store update so thanks

Posted on 03.22.09 09:04 AM by James

@Travis

'member on Commodore 64 Larry Bird vs Michael Jordan? the shizzit!

Posted on 03.22.09 09:18 AM by MarlyT35

i could see him the other day but hes gone now..
guess hes ben taken down.

Posted on 03.22.09 10:29 AM by spammer4life

Silly NUFCRULE...you should be practicing bowling Wink

Posted on 03.22.09 11:06 AM by KrimsonSky25

Well, FWE maxes out at level 100.

Posted on 03.22.09 16:24 PM by Patrick

@Travis: Nono, I only TALK like the BIG BOYS, that and I made mimetoss plat club. Which you have now wiped, thank you for that, NOT! Anyway, I'm probably not going to able to do it again as I'm mout of practice and it took me a long ass time to get there. I might just play a couple of mimetoss plat club games just so that I'm at least ON there Tong

Also, another idea: I would rock very very hard if our in-game trophies showed up in our online profile. I would love to be able to check other ppl's trophies out.

@Joe: I have special Ninja spotting gear, don't worry!

I'm a little busy atm but SOON I will come help all of yall's online stats!

Posted on 03.22.09 19:54 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@flagada 28

I tried to hook up with u last night, but could not find u listed on the game screen, I even filtered for friends, did not see u, tried starting a game and waited to see if u would join in. They definitly need to let us set up games for just friends because trying to hook up a game is kind of frustrating. I waited, but ended up in a couple Fortress games with Deadhead and Slaminthelamb, they teamed up and took me out...my flying cheerios only stopped them a couple times.

@paerley

Good games of FWE, I was just having bad luck all nite, I swear the dead corners and that damn trailer were out to get me. I thought I was gonna get you a couple times but still came up short by 2 or so. See u in FWE again soon.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.23.09 08:45 AM by Rick

@Everyone: I am preparing a ranking post. Might take me longer now but I am getting Idol Minds to help. Be patient it’s coming. Along with that we will be making some changes to it as well. No need to keep saying this. We heard you and we are going to post it.

Brock Lee has been removed from the UK store as well so if you got him last week in the UK count yourself lucky. In the meantime we will be releasing El Chile today and Brock a week from now.

There is no age “limit” at Idol Minds, but you have to have demonstrable talent or Jeff will fire you.

@Marly: I used to love dunking and then having the backboard shatter. Then the janitor used to come out and be all pissed off. That was my JAM back in the day.

@Knizzle: Tossing Mimes is like riding a bike. You never truly forget!

@Liam: Yes you are a mutant. You’re skin color is becoming lime green.

Posted on 03.23.09 08:57 AM by travis williams

thnks travis because we both like pain and want to play it online. I thnk u for aleast trying travis.

Posted on 03.23.09 08:58 AM by 91st-quiteman

@cronos, yeah I was kinda off last night too. Definitely play ya any time you want though. I jsut don't have the movie studio groove yet. I'm more consistent in Downtown FWE. I need to play more Movie Studio, but people who have played me in DT get disappointed that I don't put on the same kinda show in MS. I always seem to find exactly the wrong spot to be in MS, having to long-ooch to get to 1 crate, just to long ooch into a corner and BZZZRT run over, grand total like 60-70 (which cuts it in DT, not in MS). Gotta work on my ms game.

Posted on 03.23.09 09:47 AM by Patrick

@travis, hey travis, i noticed a couple of problems in the downtown modes. 1)the glass windows at the "rub-n-tug" and in front of the hotel are invinsible, meaning you can't see them, but when you crash into them you can still hear them breaking. 2)second problem, is the bomb in the sewer that's in front of the hotel in "block party", it seems frozen it won't explode when you touch it.

is anyone else noticing this too?

Posted on 03.23.09 10:09 AM by hunter316

in FWE Downtown, behind the launcher, between the tank with the brick pile and the dumpsters, there's an invisible mound.

Posted on 03.23.09 10:30 AM by Patrick

@hunter316 i noticed that as well

Posted on 03.23.09 10:40 AM by andrea

@hunter316
damn right

Posted on 03.23.09 11:49 AM by flagada28

@ cronos1515

sorry about that dude, i was waiting and kicking and i was feeling bad about it. it piss me off being kicked and i dont want to do that too often to others. anyway, yeah we need a way to send invites.

Posted on 03.23.09 11:53 AM by flagada28

WTF psn store is f*cked what type of exchange rate are they using where $3 = £3.20?

Posted on 03.23.09 11:59 AM by no1rebal

@Hunter: I will have test take a look at that.

@Rebal: Remember what I said before. I make the donuts but I have no control over how much they cost. That's not my department.

Posted on 03.23.09 13:15 PM by travis williams

@travis zombie is coming but when this year same for mr t and andy d

Posted on 03.23.09 13:18 PM by andrea

@Travis
Is anything coming out on the European store today or can we just buy it directly from the game regardless of where it's released?

Posted on 03.23.09 13:21 PM by George

@Andrea: I said I would work on Mr. T I didn't say he was coming. We approach celebs all the time. It has to be the right time and fit.

@George: You should have El Chile today. Items in the store come out the same time or slightly behind items in the IN GAME store.

Posted on 03.23.09 13:26 PM by travis williams

@Travis
Ok thanks Smile

Posted on 03.23.09 14:21 PM by George

@TRAVIS


Hmmmm....

thanks for INDIRECTLY answering my question.

Is there a reason that you won't answer me directly?

Seems to me, that ever since my Youtube mishaps with that wigger, you have not responded to my questions or ideas.

Did I offend you???

@nufcrule

I took back that STM painful with 100 more crates! I had the timer maxed when I quit. I was going for 2500 but I looked at the clock & it was 6 am so i ended it & took off to bed!

Posted on 03.23.09 15:04 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron: I am doing like 12 things at once. So I am sorry if I am not devoting enough time to you. I am not sure what YouTube event you are talking about. The fact that I don’t remember it should speak volumes about where it places in my emotional baggage category. Ask your question again.

….there are few people who walk the earth who can truly offend me. You’d have to know me on a personal level. If it’s about ranking I said I would make a whole post about it. What about that is unclear?

Posted on 03.23.09 15:11 PM by travis williams

I think it was the fact that your 03.26.09 post was @everyone in answering the level/ranking thing after a million people asked, but did not address the 'players met' question that has also been posted by many people (including ron), only more politely than the rampant *OMG HOW DO LEVELS WORK!??!!11?* posts. I admit, I use the players met thingy to track down good opponents and to add them so I know to duck offline.... I mean challenge them when they sign on.

(note, I don't speak on behalf of ron, or know him as anything more than a series of letters and/or a little ninja dude in fwe)

Posted on 03.23.09 15:35 PM by Patrick

Also, for those that have troubles 'hanging' at the floppy, I found that if I wait until the idol minds logo comes up then press (X) to skip the intro, it locks up less often there. If I am in a rush and just hammer (X), it seems to lock up consistently. I have no insight into the way this code works though.

Posted on 03.23.09 15:40 PM by Patrick

@ Who ever was behind the marketing blunder that unlocked Brock Lee, if somewhat briefly, to European players early:

THANKS!

PS El Chile is back down to the 69p price, so who got the extra 10p to unlock Master Lee? The guy who leaked him? Heh

PPS: At last a justification for locked game content. I always thought if it's on the disk (or main download) then it's yours anyway. And if you wanted the extra characters then you pay and download the *full* file and not just an 100k unlock code. But now with online multiplayer you can play against characters you haven't paid for, without the lenghtly download waits. I finally get it.

Joe - Board Rank: FNG / Brock Lee BETA Tester.

Posted on 03.23.09 15:45 PM by Joe

@ Patrick:

Yeah, I had the constant floppy problem too. ('till I took those blue pills...), I thought the game had crashed, due to incompatibility problems as I unlocked Brock Lee. I was freaked out for a bit. So took some "Opium" wild lettuce & hops tablets. Which are legal, of course. On the 3rd try it did load, luckily.

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@ All:

Is Brock Lee's back story mentioned on this board, I'm sure I remember reading it, but can't find it with the internal search engine. Any links, please? It's quite a task navigating this site via my PS3, especially the blogs with 1000 posts.

If there isn't, any guesses, or the official history of Brock Lee's life, please? It looks like he studies a soft martial art like Gung Fu or Wing Chun. His ability to channel Chi allows him momentary levitation.

Posted on 03.23.09 16:14 PM by Joe

Ask... and you shall receive ?

What I ask is a fair currency convertion...

The new Add-on with Fortress and Darts was out last week in the US and cost 2.99$.
Unfortunatly, I'm french and I have the European version of Pain. The new add-on came out this week for 3.99 euros...
The actual currency is 2.99$ = 2.20 euros !!
That's almost twice the price !!!

I was waiting to buy this add-on, even for 3.99 euros which I think is quite a good price. But jsut because of this currency bulls... I won't buy it.

I often read that the developpers don't make the price but Sony or Microsoft do. So please, IdolMinds, tell Sony that they are stealers !!

Otherwise, I LOVE Pain and it was the very first PS3 game I bought (even before a BluRay game).

Posted on 03.23.09 16:22 PM by Yome

@Travis

I noticed something in the PAINlabs (sorry if it's been mentioned before, idk): If you launch your character far enough away, the ground changes. For example, if you launch him directly on the ground in front of you, he slides on the sand normally. But in areas that are far away, the ground is more like... asphalt. It seems like the physics change. You know what I mean?

Posted on 03.23.09 16:38 PM by KingDragunov

EL CHILE GRANDE BOOOYA

Posted on 03.23.09 16:40 PM by flagada28

Woooa the new painlab is made for the mutant, yeah. i cant make it to the silo, waaa

Posted on 03.23.09 16:48 PM by flagada28

Just encountered a glitch with El Chile Grande:

www.youtube.com/watch

Posted on 03.23.09 17:18 PM by KingDragunov

The new lab is kinda a let-down......It took me two tries to make it to the silo. I was quite eager to see what was in it & very disappointed to only find ONE propane tank & a bunch of cones. So now my objective is to destroy ALL the tnt boxes!

@Travis

I didn't mean to sound like a selfish prick & I am glad to hear that your feeling are rock solid. My question is what patrick pointed out:

Why do the players I play against in PAIN not show up in the 'Players Met' option on the XMB???

Posted on 03.23.09 20:49 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@RON IS GOD

IMHO, you arent the average player, neither am i. But i'd much rather have multiple painlabs with 1 difficulty than having 1 painlab with multiple difficulties. I really dont think Pain Labs should have any sort of priority at all though.

Posted on 03.23.09 21:43 PM by KrimsonSky25

I got to play some more bowling last night, just two full games though, the others quit on me, that's VERY annoying. I kinda feel like formating their hard drives now. Anyway, I can remember who I played those to games against, I was very tired, but good games! The second win was just plain luck from my side! I think I finally get how to make strikes now though. I still need to practice when to fire my distractions, I always fire too early(haha, he said fire to early, funny). It has definitely opened up the multi-player modes for me as I have no one locally to play with so I haven't really played the multi-player modes all that much.

Due to lagging I find it very hard to fire the manhole and scaffolding early enough to actually matter.

Also, question to everyone: Can the donut be used for anything? I always just fire it and I can't really figure out where I can apply it so that it has any use. The only thing the donut has ever done for me was in my first game where I accidentally hit the train with the donut so it fell off the tracks and made him a spare(he missed every single mime in his first launch) by hitting all the mimes in mime round... sucks Tong

Anyway, I love online, it's freaking awesome!

Posted on 03.24.09 02:32 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Ron - (directions: apply voice of Rob Shneider in those old SNL office skits, add half cup of a sense of humor, mix thouroughly, deal with it, and enjoy!)

Yo Ron. Ronnay. The Ronster. Herr Ronstrum. Makin cop'ies. Snuffing fantasies. Destroying childhood treasure filled silo dreams. Spoilin' painlabs.
The Spoilinator,
El Guapo Los Painlabs,
The Guapmiester,
Captain Silo Von Nosurprise,
Ao No Mas Curiosonater DDS,
Francais Ronaldo Lippschutz,
Telly Rondell Lipinsky The 3rd...(end voiceover)

My man, it's all in jest of course. Silo dream fantasy snuffinator. 'Hey I had a dream' - SNUFF - no you didn't. 'But I remember this...'SNUFF - no you don't. IzzeL IzzO IzzeL.

Just ribbin' ya man. It wasn't to difficult to reach it at all. But remember - not everyone has the mutant chromosome.

@Travis - For the record I like the concept of suspended boxes to reach a goal. This idea has some future potential I think. Climb a suspended series of boxes to reach platforms, or 'islands' where additional super ooches or other helpful items can be had. Can you reach the fabled 'Island That's Obscured By Clouds'? MUAha aha? Ha.

Peace



Posted on 03.24.09 04:13 AM by obscured

Awww, see now Iøm sad I haven't played the painlab yet... Wait... my boss has a ps3... hmmm....

Posted on 03.24.09 05:20 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Quote Travis:
"Tossing Mimes is like riding a bike. You never truly forget!"

I so want a PAIN T-shirt that says that. Just that on the front and a small pain logo Tong

Awesome

Posted on 03.24.09 05:29 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Yome

i support you
i live i denmark and had to pay 30 ddk to get the smack pack

3dollars=16 kr thats also very close to double prize.

the lauchnable characters cost 8 ddk, thats also alot more than the normal prize.

Posted on 03.24.09 08:02 AM by spammer4life

3 dollars= 16 ddk!

Posted on 03.24.09 08:03 AM by spammer4life

UPSS again DKK....XD

Posted on 03.24.09 08:05 AM by spammer4life

@spammer4life: I live in Denmark as well, we make more money so it's all good. It's very common for things to be more expensive in Europe as labor is more expensive which always results in higher prices.

Which is why I buy all my shit in the US when I get there every now and then Smile

Posted on 03.24.09 09:23 AM by KnizzleHizzle

no painlab in my menu. just blank

Posted on 03.24.09 18:06 PM by James

@All
Be sure to check out the El Chile Grande Theme on PSN. I found it in the new releases today.

Posted on 03.24.09 19:00 PM by THitter

@Pain Crew
Great lab this week. Very difficult to do without using Super Ooch. It would make for a great game mode. On another note, PAIN seems to lock up on me constantly when I start it. I usually have to quit & restart the game 2-3 times cause I get stuck @ the loading screen. The disk animation slows down, speeds back up & then loops without ever advancing to the "Press Start" screen. I let it go for an hour the other day & it never advanced. This started happening when online was released.

Posted on 03.24.09 19:05 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Feature request: For people with keyboards, detect keyboard input instead of requiring pressing select before every message.

Posted on 03.24.09 20:16 PM by Patrick

bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddd Tong

Posted on 03.24.09 21:10 PM by andrea

@ All who lurk here

Has anyone heard from FurrQue?

Posted on 03.24.09 21:12 PM by Slaminthelamb

@Travis
Any time frame for a fix for the online issues? These connectivity issues are getting old fast!!! I've never disconnected but got charged with 2 of um and joining a game is next to impossible.

Posted on 03.24.09 21:12 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@KnizzleHizzle

i really dont have much money,
and when the product is american the price should be too.
thats why we produce items in china...

Posted on 03.24.09 22:11 PM by spammer4life

wot bout the easter bunny travis

Posted on 03.24.09 22:31 PM by andrea

Lurk:
















lurk (lerk) v. 1.To lie hidden. 2. To exist unnoticed. 3. To move secretly; slink.

Kind of a dead end there Slammin! I talked to him. He's alive and well, dodging bullets and shrapnel in an fps somewhere in game land. Possibly suffering from shellshock, more explosions may turn him into a Section 8. Give the soldier some time to adjust back to civilian life. He'll be back. War is hell!







Posted on 03.24.09 22:33 PM by obscured

@Slaminthelamb

I've got Furque as a friend and at the moment he seems to be concentrating mainly on COD4. Which I suppose is good news for us trying to get on the FWE top ten.

@Everyone

Is it me or is the Downtown Pain modes much harder to get high scores on now?

Posted on 03.24.09 22:37 PM by The_Probe

@ The_Probe

i dont know what theyve changed in fwe, but painful and plat club has gotten a lot more harder. maybe there's less crates falling when u get bonus crates.

Posted on 03.24.09 22:45 PM by flagada28

@Flagada: Bwwwwwahahaha... Booyah!

More changes comin... not bad ones though!

Posted on 03.24.09 22:49 PM by travis williams

@andrea, if you're bored, come play FWE downtown with me. I'm sick of disco players that let me take my first run, then quit.

Posted on 03.24.09 22:49 PM by Patrick

@Travis

More modes need to support more people.

Horse, FWE, Darts, Bowling. All these I am pretty sure only support 2 people online. While fortress supports.

Also what about allowing a combination of same console play, and online?

Posted on 03.24.09 22:53 PM by WhiteFang

I've noticed something strange with El Chile. His cape seems hard as a wooden plank, and when he gets on his back, the cape is slowing him, a lot, just as if he was lying on a brick or something.

Posted on 03.24.09 23:00 PM by flagada28

@WhiteFang: The problem with supporting more people is higher risk of Disco's as well as increased bit rates. We are trying to make it so that future modes keep online in mind so that we don't have that problem.

@Patrick: Yeah I get some players who disco because they see the skillz. I'm gonna have to develop something for that action.

You think it would be cool to have a DISCO ball next to someones name who does it too much? That way you won't have to bother starting a game? What say everyone?

Posted on 03.24.09 23:59 PM by travis williams

@TRAVIS

Why doesn't the ppl I play in PAIN show up in the 'players met' option on the XMB??

Posted on 03.25.09 00:02 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Travis

That would be a pretty cool idea. It's quite annoying to watch someone play a round of FWE then disconnect as you reach their score.

Posted on 03.25.09 00:46 AM by The_Probe

The disco ball is good, and maybe the percentage of discos after would be good too. Like I have 3 discos, 1 was because we were laggy and it was mutual(with deadhead), 1 was an internet glitch, and I had 1 when I started. Now, I'm coming up on 200 games played, so 3 isn't bad, about a percent and a half. Maybe change their name's color if they have higher disco rates... blue is 0/too little data, green is low %, maybe under 5%. Yellow/orange is 10%, red is 15-20% maybe.... I'd need data to come up witha good number set.

Posted on 03.25.09 01:15 AM by Patrick

@ Travis Williams:

What happens if the disconnects are the internet Server Provider's fault and not the player's?
Although it does seem a bit suss if they happen to disconnect after an opponent makes a great run...

Yeah Disco ball for repeat offenders, but are able to redeem themselves if they then continue to play a full game, whatever the outcome.
And a Ninja mask for elite players?

Posted on 03.25.09 01:22 AM by Joe

Fellow players will be like: "Oi dOOd y u got ninja face?" It will be a mystery. Like why is Xi fun? Ouch! Meow...

Posted on 03.25.09 01:35 AM by Joe

I've been playing Red Alert 3 lately and I haven't gotten around to trying the new Pain lab or El Chile Grande probably going to wait for Brock Lee to come out and buy both, I downloaded the Chile backround and I like it. Rock on Pain.

Posted on 03.25.09 02:02 AM by Logan

I like the idea of a 'disco ball' it would save time and skillz that could be used more efficiently. Also would like to see a players profile without having to join their game.

btw....

@TRAVIS

Why doesn't the ppl I play in PAIN show up in the 'players met' option on the XMB?

(I figure I'll just keep asking till I get an answer)

Posted on 03.25.09 03:11 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

woohoo, 200th game of fwe... was a disco. How anti climactic.

Posted on 03.25.09 03:26 AM by Patrick

@Travis
Likely this has been suggested but just in case...How about a single launch FWE? Sort of above Plat mode.

Posted on 03.25.09 03:54 AM by THitter

@Travis
Handy capping for online FWE.
I've lately been 'eating' my first launch in order to try to let some of the newer players a more equal match. Maybe going beyond that the newer player would get more than 2 launches.
Either that or less time for the more skilled player.

Posted on 03.25.09 03:56 AM by THitter

Yes! to the disco ball!

GOD-I don't know the answer to your question but I have noticed that other Playstation Network games that have online play also don't show people in the 'players met' option. I pretty sure all of the PSN games are like that. I don't know why but it sure doesn't make sense to me.
Hey, man, don't get hurt if Travis doesn't respond to your questions, he never responds to mine either. Watch...

@Travis- When do we get to play Call Da Shot online? Thats my favorite multiplayer mode!

Posted on 03.25.09 04:23 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Travis
Definitly go with the disco ball idea! 95% of the people I play quit/disconnect. It's ridiculous. They need to pay!!!

Posted on 03.25.09 04:38 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Disco ball is perfect, but only if GOOD players get something as well. If disconnecting all the time gives you a cool icon next to your name, you should give better icons to those with good win %s

Instead of a shiny disco ball, how bout an icon of a steaming pile of mime dung to give to those disco lovers?

Posted on 03.25.09 05:03 AM by KrimsonSky25

If good players had something next to their name, people would be even LESS likely to play them. It's already hard to find people who will finish a game of FWE in downtown. Yes, it sucks to get spanked (Obscured gave me a good whoopin the first time we crossed paths), but you have to get better to keep up anyways.

Posted on 03.25.09 07:30 AM by Patrick

It's MUST be done though if we are going to give any sort of special designation to the "bad" players (bad as in 'they are a waste of time', not about skill)Cuz you know noobs will be like "how'd you get that sweet icon?!" and it could just breed more people that WANT the disco ball. That's why my vote is for Mime Dung Wink How bout we get this next poll to be the "Disco Dooosh" symbol?

Posted on 03.25.09 07:58 AM by KrimsonSky25

Man. Tough day at the office or what. Flagada and I alternate two wins each, forcing a fifth round decision and a mutant goes down. Eye-yeech , stings sumpthin fierce. He put up solid numbers and forced me to play his game. I was missing openers and getting tangled in scaffoldings. Misplaying Ao's circumference. I was adequate at best with only a couple of bursts. If I opened with a low 50, I'd choke my second launch with 12. Well played flagada, you earned it man. Gave me only my 4th L.

As a so called 'mutant', I am unfa.miliar with this brief feeling of woe and humility hence, I cope by medicating. - More on that in a second. So as I propped flagada with congratulatory praise, he said thanks and before disconnecting to pursue personal duties, informed me of his current #1 position on the FWE DT plat club leaderboard. Quite another achievement indeed, I thought.

So I gathered up my red and irritated ego, along with a bruised teste, and had a jaunt over to the ol plat club. Sure 'nuff, there he was. Actually a dead tie with SlamminTheLamb for #1. Like a partnership, King and King - 2 Fabio's standing mighty and sure, gazing to the horizon , beyond the Empire they share custody over. The wind blowing swiftly, their locks entangle. Suddenly one speaks...'Whoa dude...my bad' - for you see, they are hetero, and quikly put several more feet of space between them. Tied at 198.

198 rhymes with medicate. Still nursing my ego, all red and swollen like a monkey's butt , I applied swabs of medicated ointment in doses of 100 boxes every 10 to 15 minutes for about two hours. I am happy to say I expect a 100% full recovery of my once weeping, pustulous and lacerated ego and bruised teste.

For every action there's a reaction. Just think, if flagada didn't beat me today none of you would have had to endure that!

So peace

Posted on 03.25.09 09:28 AM by obscured

Sorry to double post, but this ties in with my above comment.

If Innocent = flagada = 198 = current DT FWE plat high score
And (B) = Slammin = 198 = current DT FWE plat high score
Then:

What is A + B x 2 +(A/2) + 26?

Posted on 03.25.09 10:00 AM by obscured

Welp, that's 3 in a row. Officially lame but have to clarify that smiley face above should have been an Innocent. Heckle on.

Posted on 03.25.09 10:07 AM by obscured

Nevermind - my keyboard is posessed. It's a frickin 'A' . My earplugs and goggles are on . Fire tomatoe cannons at will.

Posted on 03.25.09 10:13 AM by obscured

@Travis: For some reason I don't have a painlab? Is it a europe thing?

Posted on 03.25.09 10:30 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Innocent

Had to do it!

Posted on 03.25.09 11:25 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@obscured

the answer is 902

Posted on 03.25.09 12:34 PM by flagada28

910!!!! how did u... aw man

Posted on 03.25.09 12:35 PM by flagada28

@Krimson

Disco Dooosh, I like it. I too have had way to many noobs see you launch and dooshconnect when they see you get more than 20 crates.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.25.09 13:30 PM by Rick

@knizzlehizzle

i dont have painlabs either and im in europe. travis could u find out whats going on

Posted on 03.25.09 16:14 PM by James

anybody lookin for a good fwe challenge, watch out for Jimmypiks, he's good.

Posted on 03.25.09 18:19 PM by flagada28

@Travis,
I think you should provide a method for players to AGREE to disconnect instead of current disruption of leaving. And then not count it and go to all this trouble of creating cute little icons.

Posted on 03.25.09 18:37 PM by THitter

I would be nice to be able to have a way to disconnect from Fortress 4p if you have been eliminated without it counting as a Dooshconnect. Once you have been eliminated, you should have the option of leaving without having to wait out the whole game.

Personally, I like seeing the game out to see who wins, and how they do it. Fortress 4p always gets interesting when everyone is under 1000 points. Anything can happen.

However, if someone is eliminated quickly, they might not want to wait through the remaining game, and should have an option for leaving without it counting as a disconnect. Just a suggestion.

Loving online, BTW - you guys have changed Pain forever. Can't wait to see what you have in store for us next. Keep up the great work IdolMinds!

Posted on 03.25.09 19:10 PM by TheBrainMachine

Also... Don't know if this would be remotely possible, but would there be a way to observe games in progress? I would love to be able to watch some of the mutants in action to see what they are doing.

Having some kind of online tournement would be awesome, too. Individual games and all around tourney. Bring on the PAINtatholon!

Posted on 03.25.09 19:15 PM by TheBrainMachine

re smiley face

If Innocent good
then (D) bad?

Posted on 03.25.09 19:50 PM by Joe

maybe not....

Posted on 03.25.09 19:51 PM by Joe

@flagada

jimmypiks IS good!

I played him yesterday & the entire match was neck n neck but he threw his last round giving me the game. I was quite impressed & I gotta say, a bit nervous, that he'd win.

Posted on 03.25.09 20:44 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Obscured

I was the man with no name (****), You were Obscuredbyclouds (mutant). I noticed you in the crowded game lobby, no one seemed to be interested, maybe your reputation preceded you?. I admit I was curious, if somewhat nervous. I thought 'what the hell' tried to join you...and...I was in! I began to think how this was going to 'feel', would I enjoy it? would it be painfull? A multitude of conflicting emotions bombarded my fragile mind. But, I'd come this far, there was no going back, we were meant to to 'do this'.
Aaaanyway I lost...twice.

FIN.

Posted on 03.25.09 21:17 PM by The_Probe

i still can't join my friends on line and we all have 256k. anyone else have this problem lmk.

Posted on 03.25.09 21:40 PM by 91st-quiteman

el chile

Posted on 03.25.09 21:44 PM by Captain_Fury

The PAIN online has a really bad connection so I don't go online, I went online and won my first game of fortress, after about the first ten minutes I figured out what I needed to do. Have you ever thought of doing a museum as a PAIN enviorment?

Posted on 03.26.09 04:58 AM by Logan

Yeah, I crossed bombs with jimmypiks last night, unfortunately he was exhausted and couldn't manage to put a run together. Could tell it was 'slow head' happening to him. I look forward to playing him again when he's awake.

Posted on 03.26.09 05:26 AM by Patrick

@obscured
Bruised teste. LMAO! Damn near fell out my chair after reading that.

Posted on 03.26.09 06:08 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Obscured

lol once again I must say MAN you really rock!!! but the 56k man ain't put in yet!

@ The Probe

Can you let Furque know that the leader boards are missing a 56k or 100k if he has the time lol and let him know what fun he is missing with the online stuff.
cheers

Posted on 03.26.09 06:28 AM by Slaminthelamb

@Slaminthelamb

Yeah cool, I guess sending him a message wouldn't hurt (apart for my fwe score lol). It would probably be like Stone Cold returning at Wrestlemania, "stunner! stunner!! STUNNER!! bwa gawd king Furque just gave the stunner to the whole FWE leaderboards!".

@MS FWE players

Is the plat mode supposed to have no more 'invisible' crates? Because I swear I had 3 in a row just now which just wrecked my best run so far.

Posted on 03.26.09 06:55 AM by The_Probe

Hey Probe the thing about going against better players is that one can only improve - if not slowly but surely. Eventually the skill pool gets a little closer to the top of the heap. So called mutants can only really improve by playing each other. And so it was to be.

I've seen both pearley (Patrick) and flagada improve immensely within just day's. Pearley has come into his own now. He plays the crap out of it.

Slammin - the day's of 100k or even 56k scores in painful FWE are gone forever. Those scores were rediculous, but just not an accurate measure of true skill. Don't get me wrong, FurrQy sits right there at the top of the food chain, but without the game freezing cascades, true warriors will have a much closer leaderboard score in the painful arena.
I personally go straight for plat club. That's my meat n taters mode. It's where I go to 'medicate'.

Good lookin out everyone. PAIN online is a phonomenon.

P.S. - Krimson makes a good point. Don't give anything that 'looks cool' to the quitters. They are dicks. I like the steaming pile idea. It could start with just a couple of rabbit pellets and increase to a large patty with steam animations. Subsequent games played through will reduce the excrement - allowing a doosh to 'make good' on his earlier lameness.

Good lookin out everyone. PAIN online is a phenomenon.

Peace

Posted on 03.26.09 07:19 AM by obscured

BTW - If any of you newer players were wondering what a 'cascade' was in painful FWE , they are a thing of the past. But dam da dam dam they were cool. Here's one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-2KOgtxyI

Posted on 03.26.09 07:35 AM by obscured

mwahahah, the muck pile is a really good idea. Laughing awesome

Posted on 03.26.09 07:56 AM by flagada28

@Obscued

I love the on-line games, it's interesting to see how others play. I don't like to blow my own trumpet (I'm prone to coldsores and have a bad back) but I am pretty decent at pain, I've got the top place in MS FWE painful at the moment (Atomic-Turd). I just seem to fall to bits on-line, I think it's the time limit. I guess the mutant gene is truly the future of mankind, and you're like professor Xavier or Magneto or something, while I'm at a sort of Aquaman level.
Hope to meet you online again dude.

EXCELSIOR!!

Posted on 03.26.09 08:13 AM by The_Probe

@Travis
VOIP suggestion: Maybe mute all the sound effects when someone is talking. It's difficult to hear voice above all the other game sounds.

Posted on 03.26.09 08:40 AM by THitter

I support thitter's suggestion, except the 'ooch' refill sound.

Posted on 03.26.09 08:45 AM by Patrick

@flagada28

sorry to run off like that before we even played. Got a call from a girl saying 'come over'.... you don't say no to that.

Posted on 03.26.09 10:33 AM by Patrick

Okay, I stand corrected, I went online and had fun, so I bought El Chile Grande and he is my favorite chracter, maybe because I just bought him, but he's still cool. I played my first game of Darts and won. It's really fun, i'm fine with the connection because it doesn't affect me only when it's the other person it gets sketchy, just a few questions I have if anybody could answer them that would be great.

1. On the poll it says Ded Baron, please tell me this was meant to be Dead Baron. That's what he was supposed to be called, and what he should be called.

2. I don't have bowling outfit Travis yet, when I go online and play bowling will this count towards my twelve games?

Those are all my questions.

Posted on 03.26.09 11:42 AM by Logan

So, whats the next newest character after the zombie? The easter bunny, that should be an Ed costume, or a Hung Lo one.

Posted on 03.26.09 11:49 AM by Logan

i'll try to answer your questions Logan.

1. Well yea, obviously it SHOULD be Dead Baron, but possibly due to ESRB, or other sketchy legalities, its best to leave it as "Ded" Obviously you know what they mean, so i think it works.

2. My guess would be no. Online has its own set of stats/ranking system. I cant confirm any of this, but i'd bet money on it. You can simply play against yourself offline, and by the time you unlock him, you'd learn some tricks of the trade regarding distractions and such.


Hope this helps.

Posted on 03.26.09 17:16 PM by KrimsonSky25

online play is great went u can connection with someone. So why is that when u try and connection with friends it keeps saying, "you have been disconnected and can not join the game." please try again later, someone please answer why it does that.

Posted on 03.26.09 22:30 PM by 91st-quiteman

@91st-quiteman
When you host a game you have the ability to examine the person joining's stats and there is an ability to 'kick' the person out of the game before it starts. Likely you are getting kicked. The alternative is that the game started with someone else just as you were joining.

Unfortanately the current version of the software does a poor job of describing what is happening during these connections. I'm sure the Pain team has seen all these comments and is hard at work.

Posted on 03.26.09 23:33 PM by THitter

re el Chile:

I'm not really a wrestling fan either WWF or the Mexican scene. I'm intrigued about his cape of steel, though, and for that reason would probably unlock him. As I spent a considerable time studying a variety of martial arts, I was stoked to see Hung Lo and, later, the more "fleshed out" character Brock Lee, and giving him the look that jumped out of an "Enter the Dragon" timeline was great. Saying that for wrestlers, I would go for Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks or, of course, your own Hulk Hogan.

Posted on 03.26.09 23:43 PM by Joe

re el Chile:

What the hell, I'll unlock him. If only as a reminder of the great times I had in Cancun, from Mayan pyramids to the, noisy, yet sublime Senor Frogs club. Great times.

Posted on 03.27.09 00:19 AM by Joe

OK... Travis and Co.

I am sure you are all looking into this, but the freezes online have become exceedingly frusterating. I have 7 disconnects now, yet have never "chosen" to leave a game. There have been a few times that my PS3 has completely frozen up - dead to the controller, and needing to be physically shut off with the switch.

There have also been a couple occasions where the online game seemed to freeze up - no one could take their turn, and eventually others disconnected - the controller still allowed me to quit the game. I'm thinking this may occur when someone elses PS3 tanks.

I am curious how many other people have experienced these same freezes or if it's just me. I've played over 80 games online, and it doesn't happen all the time, but when you are set up to dish out an asswhoopin' and it freezes up - arrrgh!

I know it's early in the game for online, and these things will be sorted out eventually, but it would be great to know that you guys are aware that these things are happening and you are looking into them.

I have noticed these things primarily in 4 Player Fortress. Anyone else?

Posted on 03.27.09 01:12 AM by TheBrainMachine

@ TheBrainMachine:

This is what I warned Travis Williams about; although, I was suggesting ISP issues. You can't deward people who disconnect unless you are absolutely sure they are doing it out of bad manners and poor gamemanship, and not a freezed machine or server issues. Even then they can redeem themselves by playing full games, win or lose.

Just come off the Xi board (an additional Sony Home space and ARG game, apparently) and players there want people banned for figuring out how to get into a new zone, before its release. It's gone mob rule. I'd hate to see Pain players scarred for life because they couldn't take lossing in their earlier games. LOL.

Posted on 03.27.09 01:59 AM by Joe

@Travis
101 FWE games, mostly movie studio, and a 100 skill level. Yet I don't feel like it means much. Scoring 60s and 70s and the occasional 90 doesn't cut it when facing one of the top players. I usually set up a game and will play anyone that enters. So I end up playing 50 games against people who are playing FWE for the first time. Often I may only score a 30 or 40 because I may choose not to go for my 'money' shots and will just work on other things. I have VOIP so I do try to mention without being condesending how to only use the 'oo's in ooch and camera work. Hopefully players aren't going away miserable.

But Travis, my point is that skill level as a result of just wins needs some adjustment. I know you are awarding 3 points for a win against a player with high skill points. Maybe you need to take 3 points away from the other player if they have a high number of skill points.

Posted on 03.27.09 02:14 AM by THitter

First let me say I've been a lurker. I've been playing for about a year, and have loved this game since my first toss.

The PAIN team has been great with the feedback, and the updates. You've kept us in the loop more than other dev's have ever done.

The reason I post is this...
The online game, truly rocks.

Thanks for all the hard work and effort guys!
It's great to play with the mutants, and have that human factor involved with the gameplay.

Thanks again, to all you guys, players and dev's for a wonderful diversion.

BTW...I rule darts...try and stop me!!!!!!

PSN: Hocus-Focus

Posted on 03.27.09 04:00 AM by Reverend

Steaming pile is perfect for them quitters!!!!

Posted on 03.27.09 04:08 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@obscured
Thanks for the games.
I'm happy to report my Skill points decreased to 98 as a result of you cleaning my clock in Downtown.
Sorry about the problem in MovieStudio. I was watching your run and my side froze and all I saw as crates exploding with no camera movement.
Best,
Tim

Posted on 03.27.09 04:56 AM by THitter

2KrimsonSky25

Thanks for the help, I hate the dead baron thing and the bowling thing is a downer. I have to ask, the ESRB rating? How would this affect it? Have we forgotten Ginger and her "sounds" or maybe Cookie and her comments. What's wrong with the word Dead, hes a zombie, would it matter?

Posted on 03.27.09 05:12 AM by Logan

The ded baron is a wordplay between red and dead. seems pretty obvious.. Red baron, dead baron,,, Ded baron

Posted on 03.27.09 05:21 AM by flagada28

@Travis
Is anything being released this week?

Posted on 03.27.09 06:02 AM by George

@ George

BROCK LEE

Posted on 03.27.09 06:13 AM by flagada28

@flagada

I really haven't thought about that at all?! Its not good wordplay, it has to be Dead Baron, dead ryhmes with red, one letter difference, ded isn't even a word. Travis, please tell me this is a typo, if it isn't he should be Major Skid Marx, I liked that one better.

Posted on 03.27.09 06:46 AM by Logan

@Logan

Sexual Themes and innuendo are far from Death. Have you noticed how after you launch someone, they are still talking and moving? I am pretty sure T rated games can't involve blood or death, therefore you play it safe and use "Ded". A "dead baron" can be anyone, but the "Ded Baron" would obviously be the Red Baron. And he makes good pizza so give him a rest.

Posted on 03.27.09 07:45 AM by KrimsonSky25

Ok guys! I thought of a TERRIFIC character idea! Brace yourselves...
...
An emo kid

It's perfect! The script writes itself! When you launch him, he'd say things like

"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE?"
*cries*
Pain? You don't KNOW true pain!

Besides, you know you'd wanna slingshot someone like that into traffic!



One last thing, I noticed on Uranus Assault, the guy running around the fountain is a lot less obnoxious. First of all, THANK YOU! Gah! I had to put my TV on mute whenever I ooched over there. Second of all, did you by any chance do that on account of my Youtube movie where I launch tuxedo Hoff in Uranus Assault? Because I addressed that problem there.

One DEFNITE last thing! Speaking of Hoff, what ever happened to his cover of "Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me?" I thought you guys were going to release the MP3 of that on PSN or something.

Ok, one SUPER FREAKING LAST THING! Speaking of releasing mp3's, you guys should totally release an MP3 of Scurv Dogg's rap from Abusement Park. I love that!

kthxbai

Posted on 03.27.09 08:30 AM by Conrad

Sorry for the huge amount of requests and stuff, but I've been meaning to get an account for months so there's a lot.

But one more character idea! Travis. Pal. You have too many human characters! Your next character should be...

Joey the kangaroo.

He'd be a kangaroo with an aussie accent! Yes, he... he would talk. And he'd have a koala in his pouch just for the hell of it.

Posted on 03.27.09 09:05 AM by Conrad

I have not yet been able to finish a game of bowling Frown. 3 tries and the PS3 has hung on me (requiring power cycle). Back to FWE I guess.

Posted on 03.27.09 09:13 AM by Patrick

Animals in a game called PAIN doesn't exactly scream "PETA!" when you think of it. But then again, PETA is alright with human lives being expendable so screw them Smile

Posted on 03.27.09 09:15 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Logan

Seriously man, if this is your only beef with PAIN don't you think it's rather petty and insignificant how they spell a characters name? I'll create a back story to make it more palatable. His full name was Dedalus Baron The 3rd.
I'll give you something else to gnash your teeth about. Psst. Come a little closer so others won't hear. (whispers) - They left the w out of Hung Lo's name....teedle he heee. Smile Logan - I'm playin with ya man.

@THitter - I agree, the stats and ranking process could be a lot more robust. I have only won 1 Fortress game and lost about 4 and my rank there is 20.
But in FWE there's an overwhelming number of rank 1 players that somehow don't see a hosts 100 rank and when I try to explain to them nicely that 'it just won't be fair, you should check a hosts rank first' they might get their feelings hurt, but most understand.
I understand though, that even the best of us had to begin at rank 1.
The disconnection issues do present a problem if we are going to assign 'droppings' icons of some sort to the blatant offenders. In these cases no matter what the solution, there will be those who exploit it somehow. If they know that legitimate disconnections, where the hardware or internet connection failed, wouldn't count towards their turd loaf icon, they will simply unplug the Cat5 cable from their PS3 and not get the skid mark. Quite another canundrum, indeed.

P.S. - Good gamin' back at ya THitter. You had me down 2 to 1 in MS before that problem occured. I needed the next 2 to win.
We'll meet again. Don't know where. Don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day! (Shout out to Vera Lynn for me blokes across the Pond in Foggyland!)

Peace




Posted on 03.27.09 09:28 AM by obscured

Animals in PAIN? Idol Minds studio would then have a bunch of people for animal rights on their door step.

Posted on 03.27.09 18:23 PM by Logan

@obsecured

I like that Dedelus the 3rd, still won't feel right but then again, yeah no, it won't feel right.

Posted on 03.27.09 18:24 PM by Logan

How about giving players 'out of your league' messages when they go to play a person who is NN levels higher than their current level. Something like a 50 level difference. That way they actually KNOW beforehand that they're likely to get trounced (I love that word). Not that the current level systems are 'great' for judging skill, but it's better than nothing. Maybe if stats were displayed like 'average boxes per run' or 'average damage per launch'(fortress).

Posted on 03.27.09 18:43 PM by Patrick

@Travis: Last night I still didn't have painlab, what gives? I wanna try what all the mutants call easy!

Posted on 03.28.09 03:54 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Patrick

I've only been online a few times, 4 games of Darts, 1 win 3 losses. When I checked their profile they had 30-6! I got owned because it's a different type of PAIN for me, i'm with Patrick on that, it's not nice for people to be like vultures and just kill us while were noobs.

Posted on 03.28.09 04:22 AM by Logan

@ obscured:

Also Hung Lo sounds like a bastardised Chinese name when all ninja of the time were from the Japanese region. Although now there are quite a few ninja schools, so he could of trained there, if he is from this timeline. And, of course, Japanese martial arts grew from Chinese skills.

Posted on 03.28.09 04:25 AM by Joe

Forgot to add Wink

Posted on 03.28.09 04:36 AM by Joe

@Travis
Bug with 'Sudden Death'.
If you have an early Sudden Death game the text remains for all games after. It even overwrites who has the high score during the subsequent games.

Posted on 03.28.09 09:37 AM by THitter

Hung Lo... I just found out where I've heard this before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylRbo7WidLA

Go to 3:21 and there you go!

Posted on 03.28.09 09:48 AM by KingDragunov

@ VERA!
What has become of you...

@ obscured
sorry about cutting our game short I wanted to carry on but had pre-arranged stuff to do time had over run. Can I send u buddy invite so we can hook up and have a proper game?

Posted on 03.28.09 10:11 AM by Slaminthelamb

@slamin
I almost got you in FWE last nite, my FWE skills are much better when I am not under pressure. I have played Paerley quite a few times and I still have yet to beat him, I almost always find the dead spots and lose by just a couple boxes.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.28.09 10:40 AM by Rick

any update on the avatars release Travis?

and perhaps a little late since you already submit the avatars but a El Chile Grande avatar would be great, he just released and has become a PAIN favorite around here Smile

Posted on 03.28.09 12:14 PM by Captain_Fury

@Dragonuv

GREAT find.....I died laughing!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.28.09 12:27 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Travis

Joined a downtown FWE game yesterday and within 30 seconds after the first guy launched a message popped up on the screen saying "Player 3 Disconnected" then 10 seconds later it said I had disconnected, meanwhile I'm watching the guy finish out his run the whole time.. then when he goes to relaunch it said he had won because I disconnected!!! Please tell me you guys are working on bugs like this..

Also, what's up with the filter online? I can't type words/phrases like "beat you" or "I'm thinking"??? LOL@that

Lastly, please tell me you're getting a fix through for plat club FWE.. my last few runs have ended around 500-600 because of countless missing triggers.. notttt cooool man.

Posted on 03.28.09 12:41 PM by deadhead19420

@Deadhead

I feel your pain, I thought I was the only one with those invisible crates. My last run was - no crate - crate - no crate - no crate! which totaly scuppered a pretty awesome run. With such a long time invested into a decent score it's a major disheartener when you are basically being forced out due to no fault of your own. It seems once you get one invisible crate you're bound to get more, weird.

Posted on 03.28.09 13:43 PM by The_Probe

I don't think PETA would care about Joey the Kangaroo. He's an unrealistic animal in an unrealistic situation. I mean, Sonic the hedgehog gets shot at, but no one seems to care.

Posted on 03.28.09 13:51 PM by Conrad

Is any one else having trouble finding players with green ping's. Seems like every game I enter the other guys dot is red and mine is green. I do have a very fast connection 15mb maybe that's my issue?

Posted on 03.28.09 16:05 PM by Todd

@Todd... I have home dsl 1.5mbit and people generally say I have a green ping. Those that have played me, do I lag or anything?

Posted on 03.28.09 16:40 PM by Patrick

Here's some other ideas for characters.

"Heather" the sexy maid

"Chief Squatting Moose" the Indian

"Craig" the hippie


Just random stuff I came up with.

Posted on 03.28.09 17:05 PM by Conrad

@Travis Are the green vs red ping relative meaning are two "OK " connections better than a really goon and and an OK??

@Patrick I have a 15mbit Cable connection whats your Player ID we could try to join a game and see what the pipngs are I am Cable___Guy

Posted on 03.28.09 17:11 PM by Todd

@todd paerley, playing horse right now though.

Posted on 03.28.09 17:23 PM by Patrick

@Patrick

yea I've noticed more lag with you then with others, my husband said he did too (Blaze_it_Up_420).. I dunno tho. I really don't think the "red, yellow, green" system is functioning properly at all... I have a consistent 4 - 7 mg upload speed, my icon always shows as green to me, but people are always saying I'm going from red to yellow to green to red, etc... same with people I play, they'll show as red to me but green to them...

Posted on 03.28.09 17:29 PM by deadhead19420

cronos1515 just managed to get 2 of the cables tangled in downtown FWE. I have never seen something like that before.

Posted on 03.28.09 19:23 PM by Patrick

@Todd... FWE Downtown right now if you're looking for a ping/lag test with me.

Posted on 03.28.09 19:54 PM by Patrick

@Travis - I'm gonna good cop - bad cop you here.

Good cop:
Here you guys go and, despite all the naysayers @ Idol and Sony, take PAIN online - and in doing so, created tons upon tons more replayability to a game that was already one of the most replayable titles I've ever owned.

We the people, out here in game land, just wanted PAIN to be online. With no clue to what hurdles you guys had to overcome. Get it done , said we. So you delivered and evidently "blew your own minds" at your acomplishment. I personally have no idea what it actually took to pull it off, but my mind has been blown as well, none the less. I remove my ball cap and bow in your direction. Bravo sir, very well done.

Bad cop:
WTH happened with MS FWE plat club? Didn't we talk about this? I'll hit 'refresh'. As I recall, it was Captain Dave at the helm, as I believe you were in Japan with Coke, peddling your wares. He commented on the missing triggers issue and it was a positive sign that this long overdue problem might finally get some attention.
But what was troubling me still was that Dave said we were just 'not seeing them' because they were outside of the overhead view range. That was unsettling. Up to that point, I had literally played the hell out of MS FWE plat club. I know every nook and cranny of that place and have seen every single place a trigger could spawn. I could run circles around the testers of that mode and would have picked up on this issue on day 1.
It's quite baffling, really, that such a spot on creation of genius that PAIN is, could allow such an easily recognised issue to go unfixed - YET AGAIN!! My god, man! After all of of the fuss and whining we made?

So after Dave said we weren't seeing them and offered his solution to be " we'll make sure that all triggers will be visible from the overhead", I thought - okay great, BUT - that still won't resolve the fact that they are MISSING.

In terms of testing - I've tested this mode many, many times over. More than any individual on the PAIN team. I asked you to please trust me, the triggers are simply just not there. Travis, you responded to my comment with something to the effect 'It's cool obscured, I'm on it' - not an exact quote but I was relieved that my message was heard.

Travis, when I refer to PAIN now, I keep coming back to the word 'phenomenon'. That's what I think this game could be described as - literally. Online has pushed PAIN into this realm. Even with missing triggers it's still a phenom. But how could you drop the ball - again?

It's kind of like your going on a special date with some ssssssmokin' hot latino chick - let's call her Tati. Your gearing up for the evening and you got it all covered. Fresh cut for the 'do, manicure, teeth whitened and flossed. Cleaned the ears, plucked a couple rogue nose hairs, Axe cologne, Q-tipped the ears, listerine, and slick duds and alligator skin boots with the fake Rolex and some light bling - you are all set....except one very unacceptable and extremely important item. You forgot to wash your nads.

Travis, the missing triggers are PAIN's unwashed nads. Wash them with a patch, please - we just wanna play.

Peace




Posted on 03.28.09 20:48 PM by obscured

@obscured



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LOL!!

Posted on 03.29.09 05:04 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Obsy: LOL, colorful. I suck at FWE so I haven't even BEGUN to notice anything but I can imagine the amount of time you have to put into those insane scores must really HURT when you know it isn't your skill that stops you but a bug.

And still no painlab for me Frown Has anyone made a video of the latest lab?

Posted on 03.29.09 06:23 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Hi, first time poster here!
Pain is a great game, I have a few suggestions to increase enjoyment of the game and would love to hear your opinions on them:

1. Keep a record of online wins/losses.

2. Give the ability to make online mini leagues with your friends, where it keeps a record of wins between each other.

3. HORSE mode for abusement park - is there any reason not to include this mode? I fail to see the point in Trauma mode.

keep up the good work,
JG


Posted on 03.29.09 10:46 AM by Jay

@paerley, Ya that would only happen to me when I'm playin u. I always find a way to choke, or the environment finds a way to shoot me down. That was kinda cool, and I didn't notice it when I launched, Mr. Kutsu would have been decapitated. I have not played that much in Downtown because all of the DOOSHCONNECTING NOOBS. I did get some redmption in FWE MS EARLIER last nite when I got to play a rematch with Slamin, and it sure was a tight match, but I did end up getting him 3 to 2.
I do get some lag from u, it goes between green and yellow, but totally playable, I stay away from the red ones? How does mine come up? I'm usin' cable internet.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.29.09 14:44 PM by Rick

@Obscured

Aahh you bugger! I thought if I kept quiet about my DT FWE Painful top score you might not have noticed that I'd topped you by one. But now that top spot seems further away than ever. Lucky I'm not top on any other FWE leader boards so you need'nt bother checking on them...no really they're fine. *crosses fingers*

I also have to agree with you on these missing crates, it's a major problem. My best score so far was ruined by the swines. Just out of curiosity did you end your No1 run because of these missing crates or through 'natural' causes?

Posted on 03.29.09 15:26 PM by The_Probe

@cronos1515,

yours seems to be affected by the wind and/or moon phase. Normally it's Yellow, but not lag/stutter. If I see green in the lobby, that means you're going to be stuttering on your first launch of each turn, then the second one will be fine. If you're red, it quickly turns green, then yellow, and is quite fine.

@Those who like to read idle speculation...

I suspect that if you're playing someone who has similar connection attributes to your own, things go fine. If you're playing someone whose connection dwarfs you, your connection can't handle sending the 'ACKs' for having received the data, which leads to the freezing until pain sends another 'key frame'. I haven't run tshark on the data that pain TX/RXs, but I suspect ever NN seconds it sends a key frame that has <index,Vpos,Vspeed>(V is for Vector) for all the items in the level, along with the current RNG Seed in use. Then after that, it sends the 'Ooch' vectors along with updated <index,Vpos,Vspeed> for any items that have been interacted with. The key frame interval is likely tied to the velocity of the character and the proximity to items, where the other end has to agree that the characters actions are within a certain margin (think hurricane forecasting). This is all idle speculation of course, I am too lazy to tshark my own 'Fun Time' when I spend hours a day using it for wireless driver hacking. Anyways where all that was going is... (here's my FWE blatant guess)

I. Launch Player, Great Upload and Download Speed (cronos1515)
II. Viewing Player, Great Download, Weak Upload (me)

1. Launch Player Hits Bomb at point <a>
- his machine reports the position and velocity of all items as calculated at point <a> to Viewing Player w/ RNG seed
- viewing player's machine 'ACKs' that it agrees with the data / has received the data (this is standard in online stuff so that you can't just insert a traffic mangler in between to 'oochbot').
2. Launch Player hits a few more things. Sends the Interesting Value Sets (IVS) to Viewer. I now have 2-3 Queued ACKs to send. Problem is, Launch player can send data MUCH faster than I can ACK it. Now I freeze for 5-10 Seconds (which seems like an eternity) until the Launch players machine decides I haven't acknowledged the data generated so far.
3. At this point, it sends a new 'Initialization Vector' for the current status (so the Launch player sees a hickup for a sec) of the level.
4. This pattern does rinse/repeat until things slow down or time is up.

For modes like FWE this model seems an OK fit based on my anecdotal evidence and experience with physical modeling (No, not those photos of me from college....)

Anyways, why did I type all of that? When you have an imbalanced connection (Like 1.5MBit down, 384KBit up like I have) you are able to receive connections much faster than you can make them. Which can lead to situations like I discussed here about me vs. cronos. I'm going to do some QoS and Traffic Shaping tonight to see if I can get myself Green by limiting my DOWNLOAD on my PS3 to be balanced with 80% of my upload. I suspect that a Symmetric connection like this will work better, even though it's slower, because you won't get into the imbalanced bottleneck (think if that as having your mixer be the limiting factor in how drunk you get, even though you have 6 handles of Wild Turkey).

Rant Off / Lunch Break over.

--paerley

Posted on 03.29.09 15:27 PM by Patrick

@paerley, WOW, I didn't understand any of that other than when we play we have a good/ok connection. I probably won't see u online tonight because I have my Homebrew meeting (I make my own BEER), (www.aleiens.com) to check out your connection if you get time to play with what u were explaining above. Had to split last nite because I had like 5 hours to sleep before work today.

@Travis, how about a character based on the boss from OFFICE SPACE, I would love to launch my boss at anything some days.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.29.09 15:50 PM by Rick

@cronos1515:

Beer Analogy:
You are Fermentables/Launcher
I am Yeast/Viewer

If the yeast can consume the Fermentables faster than the CO2 Buildup goes lethal, everything is fine. Potential problem if the yeast wants more fermentables than available(I request more data than you are capable of providing). If the yeast can't keep up (My situation), you have to re-pitch (new Init Vals). I'm going to attempt to 'force' a balance between my yeast and fermentables.

(I used to work at a brewery in florida)

Posted on 03.29.09 16:15 PM by Patrick

@Patrick, I like your thinkin' and comparing to something I understand more than the computer terms.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.29.09 16:40 PM by Rick

@Travis
Suggestion for online rooms.
Please add a sound that can be heard over the Pain music when a competitor enters the room. I'm reading my mail on my sidekick waiting and waiting and waiting for someone to play in FWE and it would help.
Thanks
Tim

Posted on 03.29.09 19:27 PM by THitter

@THitter. T-60 Minutes til I get home. Gladly play ya at FWE.

Posted on 03.29.09 19:30 PM by Patrick

@Travis and Everyone

It is Pfish69, Tony B's room mate. Always a step behind, but I am chiming in non-the-less about all of these worthless sacks of sack that keep disconnecting when they are getting there butts handed to him. I have been here since the beginning and I played a guy today that got me 3/0 in FWE. I have played FWE with Tony B about 300 times and neither one of us has recorded a skunk. Did I quit, no, I took my licking.

And the skill level, seriously. I put up 5.2 mil in downtown HORSE last week and just today my skill level bumped to 2. Is there not a way to weight your skill level with how well you play a game and wins.

And someone should talk to Sony and make it so if you knowing disconnect from a game you are losing, your controller melts into a blob of plastic.

P.S. I also recorded my first loss out of the 40 games of HORSE I've played, but I was using Tony's console at work and his profile, so he said, I had to fess up. On the bright side and least I don't have loss in my profile... Ha!

Posted on 03.29.09 23:31 PM by david

@Probe

Shouldn't you be concentrating on Uranus or something? < Lol. Truthfully bro, I remember some time back when I topped your MS After Party score (or was it Uranus Assault? One of them anyway) I remember you commenting to several people in one post, about various things. But all you said to me was "@obscured - S O B (as in 'offspring of female canine)! From your post it seemed you weren't too fond of my ambitious and successful quest. Like 'Dude, you have your dam FWE monopoly. Why you screwing with my glory?'
Well, I may have been way off. Or dead on. It's amazing how 3 simple letters alone can conjur the assumption of one's demeanor.

So given that history, it seemed almost as if your recent 1 box lead was a 'hey, look who isn't numero uno anymore!' Or a famous Popeye The Sailor quote - "I'll do anything that you do"( Did Popeye ever make it over to The Kingdom there? The early black and white cartoons RULED!)

Bottom line is, when someone - anyone tops my leaderboard scores, it just forces me to up my game. Without a challenge the game gets boring. For instance you blasted out of the gates after the wipe and put a 160,000,000 score in MS After Party. Very impressive. So when I eventually top that score...and don't worry - I will
, then you will find your inner strength and get that lead back. This is all very healthy gaming. We all get better as we face harder challenges.
But don't worry yet, I only consider FWE as my 'quest to be the best' mode! I won't settle for anything less. Hmm. I wonder if that makes me a dick. Because I'm not, really.I Just love PAIN and was fortunate to find this knack for FWE.

I'll never claim to be 'the best' at online FWE. There are too many things to screw up on there. But I'm certainly one of them. Believe you me - the pressure is constantly on when you are in my position. I f I beat another experienced player it's not so surprising. But when I lose...boy , let me tell you, there's a bit of face lost on my end.

Single player is different. It's me vs game. And I completely understand the game.

Sorry about this run on. Sometimes I open up a bit unsolicited. Just thought if I shared some of that stuff maybe some could see I'm just a normal dude who appreciates the game we all play here.

So after all that bs the answer to your actual question is yes, my run was plagued throughout with missing triggers until time just ran out on me. FWE plat club is now , to me , easier to score high than painful is. Fix those missing triggers, and who knows where those scores will top out.

Jr Haskell signing out

Peace

Posted on 03.29.09 23:47 PM by obscured

Pfish69, who did you lose at HORSE to?

Posted on 03.30.09 00:05 AM by Jay

pfish69... that was me that 3-0'd ya, sorry man. Gotta do that some times though. Obscured has 3-0'd me in DT FWE I'm pretty sure, as has deadhead in MS FWE. -- paerley

Posted on 03.30.09 00:13 AM by Patrick

Just a thought here,
a suggestion to reduce the number of tards disconnecting when they are about to lose. I haven't played PAIN online, so I'm kinda shooting from the hip with this idea . . .
If someone disconnects, assign them a loss and the person that remained gets the win anyway. Or, if you set up a win/loss scoreboard, simply add a "Disconnect" stat to the tally (again giving the other person the win).
If you're legitimately disconnected, then blame the gaming gods or the lords of chaos for screwing your perfect record (or blame yourself if you were playing during a thunderstorm). Heh.

Posted on 03.30.09 01:51 AM by Cavefish

Oh God,a glitch.Has anybody done or expirienced this GIGANTIC,no,ENORMOUS GLITCH!!!!!!!!!:O:O:O:OWell,here it goes,oh and by the way,sorry Travis,I feel guilty that this glitch is still in affect.Okay,here I go:
(About to talk fast)I was playing PAIN online with some player I don't know.Anyways,we played Downtown Horse.Man the game was intense,first letter to me,second and third letter for him,fourth to me,INTENSE!(Talking faster,heartbeating at tension)His character was Hung Lo,an add-on character that NEEDS to be PURCHASED!(Talking incredibly fast,and feeling guilty)Then,all of a sudden,he disconnected,but something shocking happened!(Sweating like H-E-Double Hockey Sicks)His character...it...it(Pause,then confesses quickly)His character now became mine,WITHOUT PURCHASE!!!WEIRD!!!I can I live with myself thinking of stealing the PAIN Team's own character!!I feel better paying for it,not stealing it!!!Frown

Posted on 03.30.09 02:22 AM by PS3Potential

@ PS3Potential
dude that is weird but i respect u for stepping up to pay for a character that u stole ( as u say ) or as i would say luckily fell into your PS3 harddrive . I also have a glitch story .....
I rented South Park The COON episode and shortly after my PS3 froze and now the episode which i was only suppose to have for 24hrs has been on my PS3 for 10 days now as Cartman would say ..SWEEEET !

Posted on 03.30.09 04:05 AM by silentBruce

approximately 42 hours til Brock Lee rains hell in my hizzie! can't wait to see those poses.

peace 2 y'all

Posted on 03.30.09 05:07 AM by MarlyT35

easter bunny Smile

Posted on 03.30.09 21:36 PM by andrea

@Obscured,

Around 8pm EST Tonight you up for a rematch?

-paerley (not pearley... it's PAErley)

Posted on 03.31.09 01:11 AM by Patrick

aww man
i cant play pain at the moment , my 60gb ps3 wont work , rang sony they got it now n fixing it , they said it should be fine and all my save data
so no monkey spanking or bowlinf for me at the moment

but meanwhile i play on my other 160gb ps3 , which i recently downloaded pain onto , but it needs 4 updates before online so i gota get round 2 that somwen
@Travis
if i update 2 the latest version of pain on my other ps3 will i stil hav all of my online stats , using the same psn account ??

Posted on 03.31.09 01:51 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@Patrick

Good game. I can't believe I choked on the last turn. We will definitely have to do it again. Those were some pretty bad-a** moves hitting all those "boomers" while you were in the air. And that's what you get for playing Obscured. I can't talk smack about FWE although I can hold my own. I want to play some of you mo' fo's in HORSE.

@Jay

Can't remember who beat me at HORSE, I was pretty mad. TonyB's PS3 at work has a pretty bad internet connection. I didn't get over 20k three turns in a row, the super oouch kept making the sound and giving me no love. But a loss is a loss and I had to take my whuppin', although I did save a little face and least got my opponent to HORS.

Posted on 03.31.09 01:57 AM by david

@Everyone

My screen name is Pfish69 if you want to add as a friend, before online, TonyB and I would have HORSE battles with scores in the 7 to 8 mil range. Not all the time, but I do like me some HORSE. I'll even take you on Travis, unless your scared!? You've just been served.... please be gentle.

Love, Pfish

Posted on 03.31.09 02:07 AM by david

@pfish69:

Yeah, playing Obscured will do that to ya. I was averaging maybe 45 per Turn (not launch) before my first whooping by obscured. I didn't blink while he went and tried to analyze his play style to adapt to. Now I can actually give him a run for his money in FWE - Online. Not FWE - Plat Club though, that's the bane of me. Still trying to get the training wheels off there. FWE - Painful I can post up 300+ pretty easily though, so FWE - Plat should come eventually.

Sorry for the meandering mind there... I'm knee deep in C# right now which can numb the rational parts of my mind. Yes, I want a re-match with you too pfish.

--paerley

Posted on 03.31.09 02:32 AM by Patrick

@Obscured

Hello there dude, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. I'm not a sore loser and my last post was purely to commend you on beating my score. Top scores are awesome to have and I kinda knew that I would'nt be there for long. Everyone knows you're the man to beat pretty much on every mode and I was just playfully stating what happened, I've never (I think) come on here and gloated to anyone about any scores I've achieved.
It's very difficult to get across your feelings when writing on-line so there's a very real chance that I've also got the wrong end of your stick...ahem. Finally, I've tried to look back at old posts to find where I called you an SOB, I remember posting about you beating my score but I'm almost positive I never called you that. Perhaps it's the differences between the UK and USA as whatever I called or said to you was purely in a friendly manner and I appologise if you took it the wrong way.
Hopefully that's cleared that up. Sorry to go on but I don't want anyone to get the wrong impression of me and think I'm some sort of self important tw*t who takes this game too seriously and slags others off.

Posted on 03.31.09 03:27 AM by The_Probe

Up there ^ a long ways I mentioned my approach of the King of Pain trophy. I got the Painful tosser award and made it to platinum club in Monkeys. Now the bane of my existence is that @%&$?! 20 clean runs award. It's all I have left. I know it just needs to be practiced but I'm just too touchy with the Ooches when it looks like it's going to be close.

Anyway... You got Pain in my MLB 09 The Show! I've used the Pain theme for my home run song on MLB 09. It's the perfect song for that kind of thing. P-A-I-N HUH! I never knew why I downloaded it at the time you guys released it on the PS Store, but man it's just right.

Posted on 03.31.09 03:37 AM by bigmf

@bigmf- You can also get a 'clean run' by taking out the last monkey AFTER you've hit the R1 button if its your only launch on that set, even if you Ooched. (I hope that made sense) A perfect example is the two sets that take place up on the bowling ball area. First hit the monkey on the side then Ooch to the bowling ball, get it rolling, hit R1, sit back and watch the bowling ball run over the other monkey and KAPOW, you'll be awarded with a 'clean run'. Some of them aren't so simple but I've managed to find a way to get a clean run on almost every set on Painful. Sometimes it involves throwing something at the monkey and hitting R1 before it makes contact. Or knocking something over so it lands on the monkey while you're in the launcher. There are only a few I get by not Ooching. Keep that in mind and keep an eye out for objects you can use to take out the monkeys, sometimes you have to be creative but there are plenty of opportunities to get clean runs. I hope that helps, good luck.

Posted on 03.31.09 05:06 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Bug: I just ditched a guy in a lobby I created, and it continued to show my level as his for the lobby.

Posted on 03.31.09 05:32 AM by Patrick

Thats not a bug Patrick, it migrates hosts.

Posted on 03.31.09 06:25 AM by KrimsonSky25

KrimsonSky25, I'm pretty sure his level 1 was not my level 100 though... shouldn't it show the CURRENT hosts level?

Posted on 03.31.09 06:37 AM by Patrick

@paerley

Ya, sorry about the name thing. Got ya right from here on. Lotsa mental errors on my end last night. Didn't I get a 13 or something after 2 launches? LOLOLOL. Sorry, not gonna make that contest tonight. It's 5pm PST as I type and that's 8 o'clock for you but I'm heading out of town shortly after I type this so I may not get that rematch till maybe Friday eve.
I concur with Pfish - you've orchestrated a great opening combo of boom boom's up high and now I may have to imitate your engineering feat to hang with ya. Too much pride in my belly gives me the boofers! My 100 rank was strangely unaffected by my double bogey so, with about 90 or so FWE games played those noob disconnects must have loaded my top end with some fat. I'll tell you though - if results like last nights continue, you are cut off from any plat club tips!
Peace - obscured

@Probey

No worries mate. It was I who had you wrong. Besides, it was never an issue - just more faulted observation. FurrQue is my brother from an English mother, but I take to all you blokes very well. I've been told my humour (<< see how I can roll with me mates!) is a bit dry and British-y, unlike your weather 96% of the year. By the way, what's the ol Dopplar radar reading at your place on the globe? Foggy and 56 degrees? - Shocker!
I live in a paradise known as San Diego. Just in case anyone wasn't sick of me enough - well there ya go! That same San Diego that flashes on the first PAIN opening credits. I could roll up on those guys any time. Appointment my arse!

So there is and never was any issue bro. I appreciate your attitude and welcome you to keep the heat on us all. See you on the leaders and in the field Probe aka Atomic Turd!

Peace

Posted on 03.31.09 06:41 AM by obscured

THAT may be the bug, patrick

Posted on 03.31.09 07:40 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Obscured:

I wasn't going to bring up your 27 pair last night... painful memories and whatnot. To be fair, it was 2-2, and you thought you had just won it. I WAS shocked to see you stay out of the 70s for 2 games though. Even with jarvis, I expected you to whoop up on me. I can wait til next week (or month, whenever) for the rematch. I'll just keep playing Plat Club and Painful to hone my skills further. I figured out my plat club problem. I'm not good at staying in air and blowing up more than 3 or 4 bombs... gotta get that skill down.

Thanks on the engineered up quick bang launch. It's only took me 200 odd games of FWE to figure that one out... It's hella risky cuz it knocks all the red rack things down to start, making section travel tough. You can't beat an easy 30-40 in the first minute of a run though. Once I get a little better at my in air travel, that's going to become a lethal combo to start. I've broken 60 in the first launch with that against a couple newbs (which leads to a disco when they 'only' get 20-30). I want to get it so I'm consistantly into the 70s online... so far I can nearly always manage upper 50s to low 60s, which is just weak sauce.

@Krimson, indeed.

--paerley

Posted on 03.31.09 08:05 AM by Patrick

@Paerley

We will indeed have to schedule rematch. I'm on CMT and I am not playing on the console at work anymore. The internet was installed in this theatre about 3 days after Nikola Tesla discovered AC electrical power. I'm usually trolling around 3p-5p or 2a-5a. I get up late and go to bed late.

@Obscured

I've figured out your secret. Some how you found a way to make TRON a reality and use this knowledge to enter PAIN. I bet you've figured out how to make the characters walk and run inside the content... that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Have a good trip.

Posted on 03.31.09 08:43 AM by david

@flagada... Great game tonight, sorry I wasn't more into it but was on the phone for the first 4 points. Barely squeeked out that W on ya. 'Times UP' with 5 points to go to tie, thought I was done for, but the crates were blowing me into the right spots. That 70s turn you had in the 3rd point was INCREDIBLE to watch.

Posted on 03.31.09 08:50 AM by Patrick

@ Travis

You stated above in a reply to flagada "More changes comin... not bad ones though!" would you care to elaborate on that or will we just have to figure it out ourselves?

Posted on 03.31.09 10:19 AM by Cabo Wabo

@patrick

thanks, that was an awesome run yeah, but i need more consistency, anyhow im still first in ms fwe plat club mwhaha.

@Cabo Wabo

i think he was talking about the 2 new environment thats comin up. well thats my guess.

Posted on 03.31.09 18:08 PM by flagada28

woohoo i just started the game and.. 16 UPDATE WHOAA 80% and running, ooo done lets see whats that about!

Posted on 03.31.09 18:31 PM by flagada28

@flagada: Probably activation of Brock Lee Smile Maybe I'll get lucky and actually get a painlab this week Smile

Posted on 03.31.09 18:39 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@paerley, I choked again, maybe I just get nervous when meet. I haven't gotten the experience in DT FWE because when you hook up with a noob, they disconnect when you hit 30 crates or so. I did see what you were doin' and I'm gonna work on it, also I'm gonna pick up a headset, to much of a PAIN to type with the controller.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.31.09 19:02 PM by Rick

@cronos... I was choking too, I can usually go Red scaffolding -> Tank with Bricks -> Cereal Bowl -> Tank Under Train [At this point assess the damage and decide what to do] -> Box on roof by the Stinker -> Bill Board, but yeah, you saw the gist of what I was going for. It gets some major mayhem going REAL early, with major risk of PS3 slowdown and inability to ooch and/or getting tangled in the scaffolding.

In RE: Disco Pole Dancer Players, I just warn them when they come into the chat that I'm 'good' and if they say they're just looking for a good time, I try to give them some pointers, but mostly just have a jolly fun time. Laughing at yourself and the great 'pain' you get to see really helps with the discos, I've found.

Posted on 03.31.09 19:48 PM by Patrick

@Travis
Uhhh....
When you go into the game room, the little PAIN logo is now gray & spelled PIAN? What's that about.

@PAIN Crew
Nice work with this weeks lab. I had a "blast" playing it!

Posted on 03.31.09 20:22 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Chile: The freezes you are seeing is actually something we flagged and fixed but it was too late to include in the build. We are rolling that out in a month. You will see a lot less of those freezes in the future. I could tell you what the cause is but I don’t need anyone exploiting weaknesses until that happens to get fixed.

@Obscured: Don’t worry FWE will be looked at again sooner than you think just keep the faith padnuh. I got your back son. Nice Hung Lo movie too.

@The Probe: I share your love of watching other people play PAIN. If any people are at E3 we should get together so I can pass out grades on technique. PAIN really lends itself to improvisation and when you see how other people play it makes your personal game better. I am pretty amazed at how good the user base has gotten. Your scores make us realize how much you guys can teach us about our own game. We honestly tip our hat to you guys.

@THitter: I will see if we can quickly add that to the list of quick changes (VOIP)

@Patrick: Thanks for making me laugh REALLY HARD! Yeah when a woman tells you to come over it’s time to get your SUPER OOCH ON! Please believe that.

@Logan: Yes, his name is the Ded Baron. You all voted that way. Online games don’t count to you unlocking the DUDE. The Easter bunny is coming and you can’t handle who it is.. I can assure you.

@Liam: Yes your account info is on our servers. So it’s all good.

@BigMF: That’s so completely awesome. The MLB Team is right outside my office. Those guys are the hardest working team ever and I am proud to share the space with them. Wait till I tell them you put my chocolate in their peanut butter! That really made my day.

@Caba: We are going to be tweaking online for a while making sure it all works well. So when I say there are changes I mean we will be altering rules, environments and I will give you a little morsel you might like. We are changing the Studio layouts soon. So the PAINdemonium levels in Movie Lot will be altered for more pimpness soon. We looked em over and decided to apply a new layer of awesome.

@Juggz: Is it distorted or are you expecting that image to only exist in 2 Dimensions? Come on dude you’re one of my main brains. Contemplate and report back sir.

Posted on 03.31.09 21:06 PM by travis williams

@travis,

speaking of the other night where I super ooched to my girl's house, I have an idea for a new character: 'Aunt Flo' perhaps have Lisa Lampanelli do the voices? "Ooh, that's gonna be messy". "Watch out, there's fresh paint on the front porch". "I feel so bloated"... etc. I'm sure you've heard all those lines before, and if you could get lisa involved, I'm sure she could come up with about a million more.

Posted on 03.31.09 21:47 PM by Patrick

Glad I could make your day! I wish I could get Jarvis' "Duuuuude!" as a cheer for my player, but it doesn't look possible.

Posted on 03.31.09 21:54 PM by bigmf

I'm pretty sure it's distorted cause the all the letters face the proper direction they're just out of order.

Posted on 04.01.09 05:32 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

yeah its PIAN with all messd up colors, weird!

Posted on 04.01.09 05:47 AM by flagada28

lol scurvv dogg needs three stickers to hide his thick sausage! mwahaha

Posted on 04.01.09 05:50 AM by flagada28

@ALL
Looks like the update is supposed be a late April Fools Day joke?
Note the images not clothed?

Posted on 04.01.09 05:52 AM by THitter

If you put on the classic red/blue 3d glasses, the PIAN image pops out at you.

Very clever, even for a day late . . .

Posted on 04.01.09 06:06 AM by irridium

@Obscured: The dev team wants to know if you see the FX and the crate is missing or if you can't find the effect at all.

@Irridium: Good man!

@Flag: Scurv is quite the ladies man. SAY WURD.

BTW: When they sent me those images for the update all I could do was sigh. I told them to grow up and then I think someone farted so I approved it.

Posted on 04.01.09 06:30 AM by travis williams

One more thing Travis

I'd love to hear what the MLB team says about it.

Posted on 04.01.09 06:57 AM by bigmf

@Travis

Since the update I've already had 3 missing triggers where the crate shows on the overhead and the effect is there but you can ooch right through it, no crate at all and no bonus crates... BUT, I've also had missing triggers where it's not anywhere, no trace of it at all.. and yes I know how to factor in triggers that blow from debris that I don't see..

Posted on 04.01.09 08:26 AM by BlazeItUp

BTW, nice to have an account to post on here.. maybe you'll hear more from me in the future.. bwahaha

Posted on 04.01.09 08:26 AM by BlazeItUp

Brock Lee heeyah

Posted on 04.01.09 11:09 AM by flagada28

WOW, April fools, I'm dumb. lol.

Posted on 04.01.09 11:36 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Just noticed a strange little thing. In single player, After Hours start up screen, the flashing "badge" at the top of the screen reads "PIAN", not "PAIN". Haven't checked the other modes...

Now I have checked the other modes, and they are all have the misspelled badge. Did someone mess up an upload or has this been like this and I am completely behind the curve?

TheSkipinator

Posted on 04.01.09 14:23 PM by

@GOD- See what I mean!

Posted on 04.01.09 15:13 PM by qb2bTheReaper

I was thinking for April Fools... it would have been hilarious if the Bowling Pins jumped instead of the Mime's / Mummies. 2010 maybe? Laughing

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