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• Posted by Jason Coker

Okay, so based on the voice of the People, it looks like regular wipes of the PAIN Leaderboards is a no-no or at most something that we should do infrequently.  With that in mind, we are looking into solutions like weekly and/or monthly Leaderboards in addition to the all-time boards we have now.  Until we’re able to make that happen, other than the wipe that will coincide with the Japanese release, we will NOT be doing any wipes of the boards without consulting you first unless it’s a situation where it’s absolutely necessary.  Yes, it’s true – we listen to you all.

So now that we’ve got that out of the way, you’re asking, “What’s next?”  Well, getting the Japanese version of PAIN out the door is our main priority now (It’s called “Mr. PAIN” in Japan, by the way).  The reason this is so vital is because we are very much a “global” title, and when we release Online Multiplayer, we will release it in North America, Europe, Japan, and the rest of Asia all at once.  In order to do that, all of those regions have to test it, and all must release content at the same time.  The good news – we’ve already been testing functionality here in the States for a while, and it’s looking pretty good.  The bad news – Japan will still have to test the localization once their initial release passes final testing (any day now), so Online Multiplayer obviously isn’t coming in January (shock!), and is going to be a few more weeks away.  My guess is that this is the part where you’re shouting expletives interspersed with something about me, livestock, hot pokers, and all sorts of other awful things.

Now, how can I redeem myself after hitting you with some bad news?  I suppose I could tell you about some of the goodies that we have planned for the rest of this year.  In addition to some other changes to Modes, we’re going to be adding Timers to the mix.  How does that work?   We’re going to give you a target score (say, 2,000,000 points), and your task is to reach that score as quickly as possible.  Oh, and it’ll come with its own Leaderboard, so you’ll be able to see where you stand against the other Mutan…errr….the other PAIN players.  There are other modifications like this that will be coming as well.  For example, how much do you think you could score if we gave you two launches and your score was cumulative?  Just asking…..  Then there’s the bug fixes, the Zombie pilot, a wardrobe change for Tati, more celebs, a couple more environments.....  All in all, some good things coming.

OK, so what have we learned?  2009 is going to be a good year for PAIN.  Perfect?  Nope.  We’ve never been perfect and will never claim to be so.  What we will PROUDLY claim to be is a game that is fun as hell, has loads of replay value, has loads of content available, and will continue to have loads of content coming.  Call me a sappy sucker, but we really do love you guys, and as long as you dig what we’re making, we’re going to keep it coming as best we can.

Oh, and here’s a look at a couple of the XMB avatars that will be coming:

 

• Posted on 02.05.09 // 12:00 PM Comments (154)   Digg This   

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....and we just cleared final testing in Japan!!!!

Posted on 02.02.09 12:20 PM by Jason Coker

Woooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted on 02.04.09 03:26 AM by Mullypower

Hell yes...this is awesome! I cannot wait for all of this

Posted on 02.04.09 03:53 AM by austindriver13

OMG SWEET I LOVE YOU!

Posted on 02.04.09 04:20 AM by Tebeau23

w00t PAIN avatars! thx guys.

Now to play the waiting game till SCEJ upload them -_-


btw, fortress mode looks awesome Smile


Posted on 02.04.09 04:33 AM by Captain_Fury

The more I watch the darts video the more it grows on me. I'm definatly going to use the Ed avatar.

Posted on 02.04.09 04:35 AM by jasonmc

ooh! I'll totally use one of the PAIN avatars once it comes out!

Posted on 02.04.09 04:40 AM by _NYMO_

I wanted a monkey so bad!!!!! SWEET!!!!!

Posted on 02.04.09 04:41 AM by TonyB

Eighth!

Posted on 02.04.09 04:42 AM by TonyB

Wardrobe change for Tati? Looks like the current poll has already been settled. Glad I voted for her!

Posted on 02.04.09 04:59 AM by pick-e

First of all, ELEVENTH...that said I love McRibs and I love new PAIN content. Put 'em together with a bottle o' lotion and that's a fairly cheap date. The lotion is not for the sandwich. It's for that space between the cushions...did I just type that out loud...? Anyways, thanks for great new content.

Peace

Posted on 02.04.09 05:43 AM by MarlyT35

@ Coke

I just read your full post and I got two words for you. "Fudge Japan!!!" Not really, but I really "DIG" what you guys put out when you "put out." Now I go drop a deuce. "Hey, Peter, If we could get Darts up and running by say Thursady, that'd be greeaaat, m'kay. Thanks" (In voice of Lumburg pumping Jennifer Aniston, coffee cup in hand AND if the reference isn't funny to you, you haven't seen Office Space) GOOD NIGHT NOW!!

Posted on 02.04.09 05:50 AM by MarlyT35

@Coke-Sounds great! Thanks for listening.


Yes! to Gary Coleman
Yes! to Bruce Campbell
Yes! to Jackie Chan
No! to Carrot Top
Yes! to cheese

Posted on 02.04.09 06:52 AM by qb2bTheReaper

I can't wait for the updates and new game add-ons! But what about the new PAIN website Travis talked about?

Posted on 02.04.09 07:00 AM by FredNation

And also I love the new PAIN Fortress video, it seems like its going to be a good year for my PS3, you, and me. Thanks for the great job of the game!

Posted on 02.04.09 07:04 AM by FredNation

Guys....I love you, but...The billboard in the Abusement Park darts...Really, guys, really...really.........
Keep up the good work, though.

Posted on 02.04.09 17:02 PM by TheMyTMonarch

AWESOME, looking forward to the avatars Smile

and yeah, it is february... so i would have guessed no new content in january...
keep up the good work

(ZOMBIE FTW!! :p)

ps... its my birthday on the 8th Laughing

Posted on 02.04.09 18:15 PM by Pacman_Ownage

@Coke
Just when I think im free - they drag me back in... Laughing

Good news all round, furrqy likey!

Thanks for taking us lot seriously throughout this past 5 troublesome weeks, nice to know you listen.

Darts?
looks sweet, will fwe be making an online appearence too?

Posted on 02.04.09 22:04 PM by FurrQue

Glad you guys are pleased.

Marly - Ribs, lotion, sandwich...... I don't know what to say (besides "Been there, done that"Wink

Reaper - We're working on more celebs for PAIN, and I think you'll be pleased.

FredNation - The website changes are something we've been hoping for for a long time. Because it's all based on changes that will affect ALL PlayStation sites, it's a very sllloooowwww process. We've planned out the changes that WE want, but we can't do anything about it until everybody's needs are assessed and some decisions are made. Until then, we wait. But hey - this site ain't ALL bad. By the way, Fortress is officially The Awesome.

Pacman - Happy Birthdays, Pards.

Furrque - We know that you guys scream and shout because you care. It's sometimes tough to stomach, but if we're not listening to the people who play the game - you know, the ones who pay our salaries - then who are we really making the game for and how successful can we really hope to be? As I said, we'll never be perfect, but we'll keep getting better. Oh, and FWE online?

.....


......


......


Sure, why not?

Posted on 02.04.09 22:45 PM by Jason Coker

Hey Coke that Fortress mode is a cool surprise.Darts looks fun too - but the title is pretentious. I kind of expected players with chin strapped helmets with dart tips on them flying through the sky towards moving targets or something. Still it looks like it might be pretty dam fun. Online is growing fertile with options to fell foes!

A couple questions:

1P FWE is in all future environments, right?

Amusement Park is a gorgeous environment but it's a bit thin in the 1P department. Will FWE see it's proper inclusion in AP or was that idea s-canned decades ago?

What's going on with the sky in MS. Someone else said something about it and now I see it too. The sky is always kind of a hazy light blue w/clouds then a few days ago it turned all vibrant deep blue and white clouds contrasted nicely. It looked better that way. Now it's normal and all bland again. Now I jones for the rich blueness.
Spock explain. Where did. . the deepblue sky. . go?
Captain, it appears you are on acid.

Live long, prosper

Posted on 02.04.09 22:59 PM by obscured

@ Coke

Lovin your work man,
Fortress looks wicked we can't wait for it to land so lil ol me down here on the south coast of Old Blighty can blast the living shit out of you guys in U.S.of A. call it blue on blue right back at ya lol.

Now about my Freeze ups in FWE are you aware of them? And why do they differ between each console, my fellow mutants at the top of the boards all say they have experienced the dreaded freeze but at different times, for example my freeze happens at around 600 normally, sometimes it can reach 900 but it will never let me get above 1,000.
There was a big update today on my Pain with a front page that said if you are experiencing problems then you should delete and re-download which i did.
my 1st run on downtown FWE painful I reached 180 then hit a 30 run which set off a meteor shower, the freeze happened at 400 so you can imagine my frustration in not being able to reach the top 5 at least in order to save my high score forever when you WIPE em.
Any advice please?

Posted on 02.04.09 23:42 PM by Slaminthelamb

Just had a thought can i sign in to my PSN account on another PS3?

@ anyone

Posted on 02.05.09 00:35 AM by Slaminthelamb

@LAMB

-----YES

Posted on 02.05.09 01:12 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@COKE

Is there going to be a Tati avatar??? Cuz me so horny....
Me love her LONG time!

& Are we gunna get an APROXIMATION time/date for the next content push???

Days?

Weeks??

Months???

Posted on 02.05.09 01:17 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

hi guys, after viewing this forum since pain was made, i finaly got in in. nice avatars by the way, i can't wait to use them.

plus when online is realsed will we get it in an update or have to pay for it, it was was the main reason i got AP a while back, man that felt like yesterday just waking up to find it there ready for purchase.

well i better end the post here, i dont want to be a new hello hello...


well not yet anyway...

Posted on 02.05.09 01:34 AM by

Tati needs to be in a slingkini (one of them tiny, string bikinis) as an alternative outfit.

cronos1515

Posted on 02.05.09 01:35 AM by Rick

@ Coke

I'm starting to panic now, please can you tell me how long I have before you WIPE the scores?
I need to visit a few friends to try their system with my pain account??????

Posted on 02.05.09 01:44 AM by Slaminthelamb

@coke

do most of the PAIN team have a dirty mind XD has anyone else seen "hotel coral essex" you dirty people XD

Posted on 02.05.09 01:50 AM by

Using the art of Magick, I have traversed the Astral Plane; within, I have visited the Akashic Records (where all that was, is and will be, is for the traveller to absorb) and obtained future Blog Titles. As follows:

I Think I'm Turning Japanese
Tati Don't Preach (Just Change Your Clothes!)
We Want Braiiiiiiiinnnnnnnssssss For Paiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn: Says Zombie (33)
1 On 1 Action: Share The PAIN!
One Hundred And Hate Me!

Have you guys at Idol thought about working for the British "Sun" newspaper?

Seriously, I love the game, been there from the start, till my PS3 died on me (the grave that they dug him had flowers). Thanks Sony for the free, out of warranty, swap. Like for like (though re-furnished) so I still get a PS2 friendly UK PS3. Guys, please back up your saves. Now. Yeah, Pain is great. At first I was like, "This is outstanding.... for a Havok physicists engine demo!" but it grows on you and surprises often, like the sublime piece of genius it is.
Like FF7? Try Persona 3 another breathtaking JRPG.

Posted on 02.05.09 03:15 AM by Joe

PS Please bring back character profiles.

Posted on 02.05.09 03:29 AM by Joe

@Coke

Thanks for the update. Good to know where the world of PAIN stands. Congrats on the worldwide takeover, too.

Oh, and, yes, Fortress is as awesome a mode as any. Since the cats I play with have pulled away from PAIN as of late, the resemblance to Boom Blox and the idea of defending a stronghold [two things we all love] will get them hooked again; you guys always make it happen.

[gladly waits around for more vital information]

-M*

Posted on 02.05.09 04:43 AM by Anthony

Thanks for the updates. I was sort of hoping for a screenshot of the zombie in action. Is there any posibility that you make costume add-ons for the zombie, because I really liked the civil war one too. The fortress looks awesome, same with darts. Keep up the good work. Whenever things are down you bring it back up.

Posted on 02.05.09 04:54 AM by Logan

I have a weird, possible bug with Cookie.

Whenever I play mime/clown toss with Cookie she seems to gets some sort of superpowers, and flings the mime/clown at rocket speeds, no matter the momentum I grab/release/spin with.

No other character I use does this, anyone else ever got the same happen?

It happens every single time I use her, it isn't a one off here and there.

Posted on 02.05.09 09:14 AM by KylieDog

I should have said, she has been like this ever since I purchased her (back in June or sometime around then), it isn't something new.

Posted on 02.05.09 09:15 AM by KylieDog

@Kylie- Yeah, Cookie is a super power tosser with me too.

Posted on 02.05.09 09:53 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@Coker

Thanks for the update man. Glad to see whats up. And when will Brock Lee and the Wrestler ship? With the next environment?

Posted on 02.05.09 10:03 AM by KingDragunov

This game will never die

Posted on 02.05.09 10:05 AM by Ghost Shrimp

@Caa caa caa caaaaa Coker..C-o-k-e-r Coker..
co co co Co-CO-ker

Sup Manyanaa..

Dude, nice update.. as usual...
Yes 2009 the year of PAIN.. cause it's

.....insane in the game PAIN
it's INSANE got me PAIN....
.....insane in the game PAIN
it's insane got me PAIN....

.....insane is the game PAIN
Crazy insane check out PAIN

Ya ok, their my fake dope yo millie rappin...hey...dawg...ar-oooooooooo...
werd to yi mutha
melted cheese rocks deez nuts..(??)
da hizzle in his crib yo foshizzle...
boy-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Check out my clock biotch.

...and THATs why I'm a metal head..lol
HEADBANG.. all hail the mosh pit!

THE TOXIC WALTZ

Here's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
It's called the Toxic Waltz
And it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down
Like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers
All the way around
You get caught up in the whip
Thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound

Waltz it up!
The pit is it!

You can take your chance
On this rough new dance

If you dare!
To dive in!

There are some that try
But they don't survive

They don't hit!
'cause they're wimps!

And this exercise
helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!

(chorus)

Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor
You can always crawl!

Used to do the monkey
but now it's not cool
The twist and mashed potato
are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce
and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows
with good friendly violent fun
don't start to cry
if you get a black eye
just dive back in
and give another try
but too much action
may leave you in traction
so you better get insurance
no matter your endurance
flailing round and round
and you're injury bound

Waltz it up!
The pit is it!

You can take your chance
on the rough new dance
If you dare!
to dive in!

There are some that try
but they wont survive

They dont hit!
'cause they're wimps!

And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!

(chorus)

Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
and slam your partner against the wall
everybody's doing the toxic waltz
good friendly violent fun in store for all
get up off your ass and toxic waltz
if you hit the floor you can always crawl!

Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!

Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you got too much class
you'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!

You begin frontal assaults
and start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!

Do the toxic waltz!

Do the toxic waltz!

Do the toxic waltz!

DO THE TOXIC WALTZ!

Posted on 02.05.09 11:46 AM by Hello Hello

Haskell... Did you skip your meds today... Or take a double dose?

Posted on 02.05.09 12:00 PM by TonyB

Ahh. Thanks Coke. Keep the info coming and be good.

Posted on 02.05.09 16:26 PM by Chuck

Haskell that was about as usefull as all the reiterated noob questions that used to piss you off so. Cmon bro stay focused.

@Dave W. - The replay editor, with all of it's potential, is hosed. Trust me here I've been using it quite a bit lately and issues occur about 75% of the time.

As I move along the editing bar setting camera and speed adjustments I preview the clip often and try many different settings to get the best effect.
At some point during this process the clip action freezes on screen as the preview line continues on through the entire clip's length. The clip plays fine up until point where action stops and if there were adjustments to camera angles beyond that point then it will show that frozen angle view for each different segment till the end.
If I exit the editor and then hit triangle to start the replay again, it now only shows the replay data up to the point in the editor where the action stopped earlier.

Or it just locks up the console sometimes. Clip length dosen't matter. Sometimes I'll spend 15 to 20 minutes or more editing just a 1 minute clip - then lose it all trying to preview one final camera view.

This experience leaves a bitter and foul aftertaste - not unlike that which follows an FWE freeze or trigger crate mishap. So it needs your attention please.

Thanks

Posted on 02.05.09 17:30 PM by obscured

@Obsy- The exact same thing happens with me almost every time I try to edit a replay. The first few times I used the editor, it was fine. Once the problem occurred, it became more and more frequent. Now I can hardly ever get it to work right. Now I don't even bother trying anymore. It really does NEED to be fixed.

Posted on 02.05.09 17:46 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Obscured

This aint a fix, by far, but b4 you edit a replay, SAVE IT TWICE!!!!
Then if one goes to the DSOTM.....you'll have a backup!

It happens to me to.....I haven't played PAIN in over a week due to plain BOREDOM of it all. I tried tonite....got 5400 boxes in FWE.........but it froze (suprize suprize) so I quit & WILL NOT touch it till thursdays update. Which doesn't soothe me neither considering the new pain lap is the WORST yet! Played it once on friday & was quite disappointed. BORING......

@PAIN TEAM

GIVE ME NEW ENIRO OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 02.06.09 03:12 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@haskell

you have alot of time on your hands XD

Posted on 02.06.09 06:21 AM by

@ PAIN team

i have an idea for a charecter which i see not one reason why any would hate it Smile

Posted on 02.06.09 07:20 AM by

@ Ron_Is_GOD (This tag is now saved in my PS3's (my PC is dead, everything I touch dies, maybe I should avoid the carotid artery?) predictive text box, thanks mate (!))

The new Pain Labs is rather dire. There is a hidden, Sony "Home" falling though the floor, like glitch. If you navigate successfully though the "Pipes" your character should shoot out (cough) the other end, quite quickly. With a bit of Ooching aim for the background and crack that sucker.
Er, well I get a little bit of a buzz cracking games.

It's why I love PAIN.

Posted on 02.06.09 07:41 AM by Joe

@ Pain Team

Since you're almost done with the online multiplayer, have you ever discussed a local multiplayer with split-screen? It would be really cool, and you would be able to launch characters against each other.

Posted on 02.06.09 07:41 AM by Wackie

cant wait for everything.. especially for those new environments. Now back to those two God forsaken PAIN trophies I've got left...

____

Check out my PAIN easter egg videos on my YouTube page! http://www.youtube.com/user/BlindMangoTV

Posted on 02.06.09 12:38 PM by SomeDude

@Ron - Not sure if I understood you. Are we able to save replays and edit them in the editor later? When I do get to complete a replay edit I hit 'export video' and it saves it to the ps3 hdd as mpeg4.Please elaborate

Posted on 02.06.09 12:49 PM by obscured

@Obsy- You can save your replay in the editor menu. You can then later view and edit them in 'extras' on the main menu. So before you use the editor, save your replay to have a back up in the likely event that the editor will screw up. If and when it does screw up, you'll still have another chance to edit it.

Posted on 02.06.09 13:33 PM by qb2bTheReaper

is the PAIN team apart of sony, just wondering if they would ever go to xbox thats all, i think PAIN is too good for an xbox anyway

Posted on 02.06.09 14:44 PM by

@Obscured

When you go your replay, b4 you do anything, after the Edit data loads, pause and go to the "SAVE AS" feature and save your replay. I usually save them as which mode its from eg: FWE 1&2 or HNC 1&2. Then edit as you please. If it messes up, delete it & load the copy from the extras menu.

I hope this was clearer to you.
GOOD LUCK!!

~GOD

Posted on 02.06.09 16:02 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@JOE

The "glitch" you speak of is present in ALL painlabs. As far as I can remember, I've been able to "fall thru the floor" since Cinder Blast, the first ever LAB.

Posted on 02.06.09 16:08 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Come on, no one likes to mosh it up? lol

Dude, I snapped, sorry. This entire weekend I got rapped to death. I think the only time I wasn't rapped to death was when I was in the bathroom, and even then it was killing me. So what better way to get C-rap out of your head is pure unadulterated METAL and moshing, hence why I entered the Toxic Waltz into the lore of PAIN message boards.

Titanium Haskell

Posted on 02.06.09 20:43 PM by Hello Hello

@Reaper/Ron - Thanks guys. Dam I'm such a diltard. All that suffering could have been avoided. How did you know it's in 'Extra's'? I never go in there. Nothig ever happens in extra's mang. Why chud I hang out there mang. Nothing there for me. Man I had some serious episodes get lost. Thanks for cluing me in dudes.

@Haskell - Ok as long as you feel better now. But man, that was a brutal assault on every inhabitant of the board. Lurkers will pass the story down generations of time. Tree's will exhibit a deformity in the trunk ring which represents this date to future scientists who can only conclude that something cataclysmic occured here.

Peace

Posted on 02.07.09 02:02 AM by obscured

I kinda figured that the updates woulden't be here in January.....due to the fact that this is February and you just posted this.....I can't seem to wonder what's in store for the pain game.....one year ago if you remember correctly....pain was having issues beyond belief....and promisses were made and delivered (very late I might add)....I just hope and pray that you all will make good on your promisses and be able to give definate dates for arrivial(bugs happen and does delay releases) but some sort of timeframe would be exrta nice.....just a suggestion on my part!!!!

Posted on 02.07.09 02:25 AM by THEfireman

@Haskell, great song to qoute, didn't think I would ever see anyone quoting an Exodus song on this board.

@pain team, I have one problem with Downtown FWE, I was playing platinum and got a measily 231 boxes but did not unlock the platinum club nor did I get the ingame trophy, it is listed on the leaderboards, anyone else have any problems like this?

cronos1515

Posted on 02.07.09 05:10 AM by Rick

does anyone else here think the latest lab sucked... no offense pain team, but it feels as though you tried to recreate the best lab ever...umm... cant remember what its called... with the super speedway thing...umm...

ANYWAY, ye...didnt work for me Frown
but how about a lab of the fort mode... Smile

Posted on 02.07.09 05:34 AM by Pacman_Ownage

@Rick- Make sure you have a platinum medal in Normal and Hard.





The new Pain Labs sucks.

Posted on 02.07.09 07:00 AM by qb2bTheReaper

It is your birthday.

Posted on 02.07.09 07:09 AM by StalkingSilence

Obscured – There are currently not plans to put single play FWE into the Amusement Park, but that doesn’t mean it’s not an option for the future. As for the sky in the Movie Studio, I honestly don’t have a clue. Someone from Idol Minds may be able to chime in on this, but I’m at a loss.
As for the Replay Editor issue, Idol Minds is listening.

LambSlam – Oneline is gonna be good, and we’re looking forward to lots of Mutant VS Mutant competition. As for the Fun With Explosives issue, a fix will be in when we release Online Multiplayer. It’s my understanding that the lock is caused by a couple of issues, both of which have been handled. As for the difference on different consoles, I think it’s just a coincidental aligning of the crates that makes it happen on one machine and not another.

Ron_God – I actually have a Tati avatar right here on my desktop as I type. The thing is, we can’t just flood PSN with a bajillion PAIN avatars, so we’ll have to pick and choose a few. We’ll see if Tati makes the cut. As for an approximate date, you KNOW I hate to do that, but …… Japan is scheduled to start testing Online Multplayer this week. I’ll be better able to give you a kinda-sorta almost guesstimation once we see how things are going over there.

Rick – Oh, LAWY-LAWD!!!!

Anonymous – How DARE you ask if the PAIN team is a bunch of dirty-minded freaks!!! Of COURSE we are! ;-)

Joe – Welcome back from your travels. Glad you’re digging PAIN. Your reaction is similar to that of a lot of folks. The people who don’t “get it” tend to write PAIN off as a Havok demo rather than the hilarious compilation of badassery that it is.

Logan – You have the same name as my nephew (who’s named after an uncle), so I’m gonna hook you with some Zombie screens as soon as I can.

KylieD – Not sure about the Cookie thing, but you should be able to get a trophy or two out of her Wonder Woman abilities.

KingDragunov – Brock Lee and El Chile Grande will come out around the same time as Online Multiplayer.

Haskell – It’s not the first time I’ve said it, and I’m quite sure it won’t be the last: You are a sick, sick individual, and for that, I congratulate you. Keep it comin’! By the way, it’s perfectly OK to dig rap AND metal. In fact, the two genres have quite a lovely relationship in Japan. Check it out some time. Interesting factoid about me – Last week, I went to a house owned by one of the members of Dokken, and I was listening to Common’s latest album, “Universal Mind Control” when I pulled up in front of the place. I drove away that afternoon listening to Metallica. Variety is the spice of life, baby.

Wackie – Split screen multiplayer was definitely considered, but it’s impossible with all of the active physics-based object we have moving around at once. If there’s a way to make it happen without sacrificing performance or looks, it could happen some day, but definitely not any time soon. Great idea, though. I’d love to do it.

Fireman – I feel you. I don’t like to disappoint people, which is why I’m shying away from dates until I KNOW we can make it happen. When we give you a date and we miss it, the reasons we missed the date don’t really matter to you guys, no matter how legitimate and serious they might be. It’s just late and we suck. That’s not a good spot to be in, so we just want to keep it real with you guys on dates from here on out. No more telling you what we WANT to do or what we’d LIKE to do. We want to tell you what we’re GOING to do.

Pacman – No offense taken. You win some, you lose some. Just keep in mind that the PAINLabs are just experiments in insanity that we give to you guys for free. They’re literally the building blocks of new Modes and features. They won’t all be winners, but they’re all part of the process.

Peace

Posted on 02.07.09 14:53 PM by Jason Coker

@Reaper, I do have platinum in normal and hard, I guess I just have to try again to get more than the measily 231 crates to see if it unlocks the ingame trophy.

I hear ya, the new lab is boring.

cronos1515

Posted on 02.07.09 15:00 PM by Rick

@ Ron_is_GOD

re: Pain Labs
Yes I know, smart arse (I dilute the insult with humour). The challenge is to get beyond the defined player zone within each Pain Lab release. Please note that I'm typing this via my PS3, so brevity is the watchword.

@ Haskell
I gave up on rap when the MCWs which are the Beastie Boys, decided to expose the injustice in American society of its Draconian obsession of denying the right to party.

Posted on 02.07.09 15:01 PM by Joe

@ Jason Coker
Sorry, you have confused with someone else (Joel, maybe?), I'm a LTPFTP, Long Time Player First Time Poster (well new poster since last week... c'mon, this sort of acronym caught on in the UK's great teletext gamer pagers "Gamecentral" ITV, C4 page 805).
<Ahem> Anyway Underground gave me the default, if rather boring, tag "Joe", I'm sure it hasn't been taken yet by anyone on this board. Thanks for the reply though, appreciate it.

Posted on 02.07.09 15:29 PM by Joe

Stupid me... sorry Jason you meant my astral travels! D'oh.....

Posted on 02.07.09 15:36 PM by Joe

Finally some avitars for the PAIN mutants! Isn't this about the time in the product when we start begging for dates and then start mocking your guys' ability to hit those dates? When do we get our first taste? Also, you got some more insanely hard online trophies that we can awe the general public with having gotten a week after release?

Posted on 02.07.09 16:15 PM by OneButton

@ Jason Coker (again!)
You seem to understand my posts more than I do. I love the fact, you and others at Idol respond, to most queries, problems, and ideas put to the team; therefore, may I ask (again) if character profiles will ever return. I know it's a fookin' bizarre request, but I miss them.

Posted on 02.07.09 17:03 PM by Joe

@COKED OUT

Tati NEEDS to make that cut!!!!!
(Pssst...I heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch)

Maybe you n her can work something out!! Wink


@Joe
After rereading your post, I found your satirical undertone that I obliviously missed b4, so.....

ha haaaaaa

btw....I have never owned a pc so I too have used my ps3 to check this board so I feel your annoyance.

Posted on 02.07.09 17:46 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Obscured..
Yeah, I feel MUCH better now, though this does NOT include my back as my lumbar area feels like it is strained, swollen and burning its a great thing to feel 27-7 ya know..

@Rick
All HAIL the mighty Exodus...and I am sure when some read it, there was a mass exodus outta here..the wusses

@ Coker
Ahh good music my friend.. who's house did you crash at, Don's? Mr. Lynch or one of the newbs?
Which Metallica CD were you listening too?
I was not aware that you are a Metallica fan,
Big fan?

Coke and anyone else, if you have been to any of their live shows since 2004, you may be able to get that show on CD.

On their web site, www.livemetallica.com you can buy any of their lIVE shows for $9.95, or $12.95 for FLAC version(Full Lossless Audio Compression-best possible sound)

Hey, I loved Run Dmc when Raising Hell came out, and I even WENT to see Run Dmc in concert when they had a upcoming band open by the name of the Beastie Boys open with the License to Ill tour at MSG in 86 I thing..jesus christ that was 25 years ago...fuk me i'm old ay 36.. and with my back problems I feel over 50..so I'm half dead..sweet!

I loved the Anthrax and Public Enemy duo with Bring the Noise.
Then Biohazard and and Onyx remix of SLAM...which was a great song/video and seeing them come across the Brooklyn Bridge was awesome.

But it has become OVERKILL(who were awesome as well, see: Under the Influence album)
But I am so sick n tired of rap/hip hop crappola.
Since 1994 or so, it's gotten worse, WORSE, and now 95% of the billboard charts are rap or hippity hop.

GOD FORBID a music label promote a rock band again.

Thats why I cannot stand the radio anymore. It's either hip hoppity or friggan Pink Floyd, the Eagles, Led Zeppelin(good for over played) bs every 6 minutes.

I am a DIE HARD Metallica fan, as I am with Van Halen and Queensryche.

I saw Metallica again last week at the Nassau Coliseum, general admission, 5 feet from the stage, and, as usual it was one of the best shows I've ever seen by them, which is now at 23 times. And all but 1 show was only "awesome".
And I again highly suggest that if anyone who reads this board, even if you like some of their songs, and not their whole collection, YOU MUST SEE THEM AT LEAST ONCE!

And after you do, I GUARENTEE you will NEVER miss them again if they come to your area.
You WILL walk out in awe and keep saying that was the greatest show I have ever seen. PERIOD.

Ok, their's my musical onslaught for the month..lol..

Headbang,
Haskell

Posted on 02.07.09 17:54 PM by Hello Hello

27-7 nice fukkin typo..(DIIIIICK)

24-7

Posted on 02.07.09 17:54 PM by Hello Hello

Joe - Sorry about slipping on that one. As cool as the character profiles were, we made the decision to go a different direction with the look and feel of the menus, and those descriptions were a casualty. Maybe we'll just start putting profiles on this site when we introduce new characters. How's that sound?

Ron - Trust me: Tati's quite popular around here, too.

Haskell - I don't want to give you the wrong idea about the crib I went to. It's OWNED by Jeff Pilson, but a friend of mine lives there. I've never had the pleasure of meeting any of the members of Dokken, but if I ever get to shake George Lynch's hand, it will be one of the more epic moments in my life. I have wanted few things in life more than I wanted that Lynch model ESP Kamikaze back in the day. I never got one, but now that I've got an America Strat and a Les Paul Classic, pretty much all my guitar needs are handled.
As for the Metallica album I was checking, I was listening to Death Magnetic for the first time. I'm not a hardcore fan, but I've always been cool with them and a lot of their stuff since the way, way back ("Kill 'Em All", anyone?).
Agreed on your take on the music biz. I truly feel like hip-hop is in my blood, but I'm deeply saddened by what it's become. There's a VERY small list of hip-hop artists that I like these days, and I'm hoping for a revolution and return to the art form that I have always loved. It sounds like you get it, but PLEASE don't let that radio poop-fest skew you too much on what rap really is. That's just feed for the sheep. Nothing real.

Posted on 02.07.09 18:43 PM by Jason Coker

@Haskell.....Bonded By Blood, by far their best album. Overkill "we don't care what u say FU", I saw Metallica back in the day for Ride The Lightning tour w/Cliff, and then saw them again for the Black album, I really don't like their newer songs. I do like Robert Trujillo, the bass player, he came from 2 of the best friggin bands out - Suicidal Tendencies and Infectious Grooves. Metallica does not really let him show his bass playing talent, he is more of a funk/punk bassist.

PSN id - cronos1515

Posted on 02.07.09 19:25 PM by Rick

@Jason

Cool thanks.

Posted on 02.07.09 20:18 PM by Logan

@ Coke

Thanks for your informative reply.
When the fix comes will FWE still have those controversial "meteor showers" and are we going to be able to get such high scores?

Can you deny or confirm that when you WIPE the leader boards you will be posting the top 5 or 10 somewhere, if so where?
someone suggested to write it on one of the walls in downtown i think that this is a great idea.

Posted on 02.07.09 21:00 PM by Slaminthelamb

@ Ron_Is_GOD
Thank goodness you found the humour in "Smart Arse" (it was very, as you say, "Subtle"Wink. Ron typing in this forum via PS3 is harsh, I'm glad a fellow PAIN brother shares my, er, pain.. Browsing isn't to bad, though. On that point isn't it great to have in game access to this forum. The forum itself is a fair one too, the hate is up there with the praise. The mere fact the development team chips in and runs the site is, to be bluntly, outstanding. My quixotic ( I tend to over-compensate for failing my GCSE English, back in '88) view of society is that one step closer. Is this community feature unique in the console world? Or at least a first?
@ Jason Coker
I don't gush. But, wow, thanks for answering my question Jason; although, you break my heart, mate. Online profiles are OK, but I was hoping for in game, like before. I use to think David Hasslehoff was right: "One man can make a difference" wether it was catching purse snatchers with a talking car. Or bringing down the Berlin Wall. Maybe not.

Posted on 02.07.09 21:17 PM by Joe

I am pleased to see Muffy is getting destroyed in the poll. She's absolutely the only character I regret buying (and I've bought them all!). In terms of looks and one-liners she is just plain bland!


Next Poll: Should Kenneth replace Jarvis as the games mascot? I say yes.



I don't suppose we'll be getting a Valentine's PAIN-style menu theme? Was the Christmas one just a one-off or are you planning other seasonal/holiday specific themes?

Posted on 02.07.09 21:40 PM by pick-e

@Joe

I have to say I don't use the in-game access to this board...although quite on hand that it is, I feel it lags at times and loads rather slow.
So I have this forum bookmarked on my browser for easy entrance to what is mostly disappointment. I gotta say, when I first started posting here it was exciting, checking in often to find news and updates. BUT I have gotten quite tired of logging on to no news and more disappointment. But whatev....easy come easy go.


Also.....while trying to post a comment on here via PS3 when there are over say 200 comments, It won't. I'll hit Save Comment & nada.....just says saving comment and the circle thing goes round n round. I've let it sit while I went to have a smoke only to come back to that circle ever chasing itself and fake promising to saving ones comment. Idk....just a heads up 'case this happens to you.

~GOD

Posted on 02.07.09 22:39 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Lamb - We're planning to immortalize the top players before the wipe, but we haven't yet decided where we're going to put them. Most likely, it will be here on this site, but in-game is a pretty cool idea.

Pick-e - Hehe..... (this is me being mysterious....)

Posted on 02.07.09 22:44 PM by Jason Coker

@ Ron_Is_GOD
Thanks for the heads-up; however, my first post here, also via PS3, in the blog "Papa's Got a Brand New Blog" was number at least 300? I had no probs entering my comment. Maybe a resolved issue? Thanks for looking out for me, I appreciate it. I too browse off game via PS3's browser because it is, like you said, slow and laggy in game and you can't really visit any links due to memory issues. Saying that I still think the in game forum is a great idea. Like I said it is quite fair too. Actually, Ron, on that point, you're an old hand (I mean that respectfully) has there been any censorship by Idol Minds, or bans etc.
@ Jason Coker
Sorry to end my last post on such a melancholy note, my PS3 input box had run out of space. Anyways, online profiles are fine, better than none! I would of liked to see them back in game, as was; although, fully understand that the profiles, in Idol's artistic judgement, may clash with the overall product, like two colours next to each other on a Spectrum 48k's display.

Posted on 02.07.09 23:35 PM by Joe

Manowar - the perfect soundtrack to PAIN Fortress.
Heh.

Posted on 02.07.09 23:41 PM by Cavefish

moooooo

Posted on 02.08.09 00:04 AM by jake

Reign in Blood.





TAG UR IT!

Posted on 02.08.09 00:05 AM by eric

@Cavefish, Manowar's Into Glory Ride was a killer album, damn aren't we showing our ages, that's going back quite a few years. Can I add you to my friends list? Is that your PSN id?

PSN id - cronos1515

Posted on 02.08.09 00:06 AM by Rick

After seeing that we have some Metalheads hear, why not make a "Metalhead" character.

With:
Ripped jeans
black shirt with skull
spikes
mullet

He could do some wicked moves when slung in the air.

Posted on 02.08.09 00:10 AM by eric

Eddie from Iron Maiden?

Posted on 02.08.09 00:31 AM by Joe

@Joe

I wouldn't say I'm an Iron Maiden fan by any means, but I'm very familiar with them. The idea of Eddie has to be the most fun one yet: it's clever, and it would be open to a lot of ideas [chains, heavy metal hair, Egyptian headpiece, etc.].

I've been thinking about who I would suggest as an idea since David Hasselhoff sparked the celebrity dialogue, and it always came back to launching Penn & Teller. Whether it meant launching them both at the same time or separately [seeing as how Teller doesn't speak, this being from a "Don't Hassle Me!" and "Let's do thiiiiiis!" point of view], I think they open up a world of enjoyment. Apart from their stage presence, P&T are great characters, have a signature well-dressed look, and in accordance with the game are unique. They compliment each other and offer the look of launching a man of 6'6'' along or with a man who is 5'9''. Much like Ed has two selections to choose from, the option of choosing which to launch, as opposed to costumes, is open.

If I had to imagine a world where P&T would flourish in the hopes of being an excitement for the PAIN community, a separate launch might be an idea. Since Penn is the vocal one of the two and already has great outward presence, he would be the one launched. The mode [in my head] would be a sort of magic-themed [no surprise] / hide and seek / Hot 'N Cold mixture. A player could launch Penn around the map in the hopes to discover Teller. At Idol Minds discretion, a failed launch could result in a comical penalty, in keeping with P&T's sometimes gory acts, whether it were from the launch or from an environment that housed mammoth saw blades and tanks filled with snakes. Not to leave Teller out from being launched, and this is strictly from the top of my head, he could be fitted into a straight-jacket and have to be removed from it only by hitting enough explosion to break it open while being given a certain number of launches to do so.

Since P&T have been in a video game before, let alone the stars of it [Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors for Sega CD], I wouldn't imagine them being against the idea, given they have the time and desire. There is at least one video on YouTube showing some game play.

Let me know what you guys think of this, and I'll keep imagining more ideas for them, even if just for fun. Thanks in advance for taking the time to read all of this if you did.

-M*

Posted on 02.08.09 01:50 AM by Anthony

David Lee Roth? ? ? ?

Posted on 02.08.09 02:09 AM by eric

@ Anthony
It's 3 am here (eterrrr-nnnnnal) so my post may disjointed and short. Apologies.
The Penn & Teller launchers are a great idea. There could be a "Teller, Talks?!" trophy if you knock him about enough (Teller torture). "Okay! I'm talking! Happy?". Environment to sync to the launcher characters is a magical idea, (so to speak).
Is Eddie a new idea? That's kinda cool, it pleases me. Loads to work with too.
Cross cultural celebrity (USA, Canada, Japan, China, Europe, Australia etc.) will be essential for future Celebrity Launcher ideas: So we could look at Japan for inspiration. Transformer Starscream, one for the ladies (Pikachu). How about Boba Fett wait that's daft, he's too tough. Hmm too tough? Samual Jackson? 16+? Try 18+ AO!) I'm sure Homer Simpson has been tabled before but he gets my vote. Penn & Teller has a worldwide profile and the ideas you put are great. They were on The Simpsons too (Teller talked in that too).

Posted on 02.08.09 02:41 AM by Joe

41 mins to type? Man, I need to sort out my PC, or at least get a keyboard for my PS3.

Posted on 02.08.09 02:47 AM by Joe

while a Tati avatar would be nice...

Feminist complained about a overweight princess. Im sure they will complain about Tati, If they see her in the XMB.(unless is a mug shot)

@Coker

any idea when these avatars gonna hit the PSN?

Posted on 02.08.09 03:36 AM by Captain_Fury

Gday Idol gang!

I don't care what anybody says about you I still like you.

Fortress? What's that?

Remember I'm an Aussie. Arse end of the planet so we never hear about anything. I wish we were lumped in with the US instead of the UK sometimes...

Posted on 02.08.09 10:04 AM by Kieron

@Kieron
Fortress is a new mode. You can see the trailer in the video section (find the link at the top of the left sidebar), or you can create a US account on your PS3 and download it from the PSN Store.

I have an Australian account because early on the Austrlian store had free music videos.

Posted on 02.08.09 14:46 PM by FoolKiller79

Fortress sounds amazing, I can't wait to show my friends. I have my Ps3 set to display my game section as 'most recently played first' and it really makes me sad to see fall down my list... I can't wait to see it stuck at the top again.

Posted on 02.08.09 15:21 PM by sleepykidd

Anthony – Penn and Teller would be AWESOME (if we could get them)! Can’t hurt to try to ask them, eh?

Capt Fury – Last I was told, no new avatars would go up until March. I’m waiting on an update to see if that’s still the case. I’ll let you know as soon as I find out.

Kieron – We like you, too, man. And I’m not just saying that because I’m on cold medication!

Posted on 02.08.09 17:53 PM by Jason Coker

@ Coker,
Ahh Mr Pilson, damn I haven't seen him in a long time. My friend Steve Thompson, was and still is a Mixer and a producer for a ridiculous amount of bands, from Heart, Lionel Richie, to doing Guns N Roses Appetite For Destruction and then did Metallica's ...and Justice for All, back in the day.
I met him through I guy I bowled with who wrote for R. stone and a paper out here called Good Times. We became friends and he incited a bunch of us over to his house. So we HEAR he did these albums, but you know you always HEAR someone doing something, but you never know where the BS starts.

Well, we get to his house, nice looking place, but not a mansion by any means, and were going down a spiral staircase into his basement. As were walking down, I see a Platinum record award on the wall that says Anderson, Bukeford, Wakeman and Howe! I just stopped in my tracks thinking, holy sh## are you effing kidding me, (tapping my friend ahead of me), Scotty, did you see this, dude, look at this. My friend goes, fu@$ that,look at THIS! I turn the corner and their is a multi Platinum award for Appetite for Destruction that has 2 real roses in it,one one ach side, each of them overlapping 2 silver revolvers, 1 on each side of the the award.. and we look at each other and are speechless.
We hear are names called and were like um....yeah...uhh ummm huh...ya ok...just in awe.. we walk into this room where he's standing at his custom made, MARBLE encased tournament size pool table..(cha fukkin ching). One wall, maybe 15 feet long, is covered in records, studio tapes, recording tapes, demo records of all the stuff he's ever worked on. I see "Heart" Demo's 1-5: Song: Baracuda

I'm just in a gaze, looking around the room seeing record award after award from the floor to the ceiling GnR, Metallica, Heart, Lionel Richie, Iron Maiden, Tesla, Pointer Sisters and more. He see's us just staring, looking around and makes some crack like, Think it's BS now? and laughs, of course we now feel like dicks lol. Were like, damn man, sorry.
He says, it's cool, and then says check this out, and he leads us out of the room to a door, and when he open it up, were looking at a giant recording studio with even more awards, pictures of him with all these different artists.
Needless to say, when he was in town he would hang out at a rock club I did lights for and barbacked at called Sparks on Fri and Sat nights, and saw Testemant, Ugly kid Joe, Spin Doctors and on and on.So I met a good amount of stars, and to a 18, 19 yr old your in HEAVEN. Well then Steve used to bring some bands bowling at the lanes I worked at those Sunday nights. After a while, it was the norm, and it became Thrash Metal Bowling night at Larkfield Lanes on Sundays nights.
We had a rock radio station called WBAB here on the island, and on Sunday nights the dj,from 11-1am, a guy named Fingers, who ran Finger's Metal Shop,would announce over the radio that thrash bowling was going on and head to our place to bowl.
So of course this is like 1988, 89, and 90, and the girls that came in had all the poofy 80's hair, and hot as hell. Some nights he would bring no one down, but other nights he brings in a few members of Anthrax one night, here I am bowling with Joey Belladonna, Tesla another night, and the lead singer Jeff had the biggest gums I ever seen on any human lol. God it was so awesome that time. God do I miss that.

Ahh memories

Posted on 02.09.09 04:37 AM by Hello Hello

@Rick
Yeah that's it, but you might not find me on PAIN online when it lands. I don't really play PAIN for the points . . .
I was hooked on Manowar since Orson Wells first lent his voice to a track. Although I haven't listened to anything from the Gods of War album yet (Nessun Dorma still has me a little shell shocked - heh).

Posted on 02.09.09 05:07 AM by Cavefish

@Joe and Coke

Thanks so much for the feedback.

I forgot that I had another idea with it as well. It was inspired by Penn & Teller Draw A Really Long Line [ seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lypnV0Jo2VY ]

Something about this video always got to me; I just thought it was really creative.

For a mode, I thought it would be really fun to launch a character and have their backside leave a somewhat thin [in width], flat, and opaque line behind them. The purpose being that the player would have to rack up a distance in feet or meters, or, be instructed to do certain things such as "Draw a circle around the volcano" or "Create a Figure 8 around two [2] wrecked cars." A distance challenge could even have a preventative measure to it, in that, if the challenge was to rack up 1,000 or 2,000 feet in a launch, any spot where the trails cross or overlap doesn't add to the score [which would guard against a player riding the Log Flume basin up and down repeatedly]. Maybe I'm thinking too far ahead. =P

Then again, they do say "Keep thinking!" at the end. God, I love that video.

Again, thanks for the feedback.

-M*

Posted on 02.09.09 05:32 AM by Anthony

why are you immortalising the people who got high scores by glitching on downtown or am i wrong?

Posted on 02.09.09 07:08 AM by olly

oh! and can we have george w bush on the catapult but change it to a giant shoe.dont worry about the legal stuff i emailed him and he said "yeah ok that would be hilarioustious"

Posted on 02.09.09 07:21 AM by olly

@olly

LMFAO

Good ole dubya....

He is so stupidatious!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 02.09.09 08:24 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Oh, OK, can't wait for the add-on but just one more thing before I go... Travis also said that you's will have a PAIN game space in PlayStation Home. Any word on that?
Thanks.

Posted on 02.09.09 08:55 AM by FredNation

Also must be a lot of work then too just for a website... whats harder making a website or PAIN character?

Posted on 02.09.09 08:56 AM by FredNation

Rant Start
hello everybody,
I just wanted to say that I seriously think my game is glitched. now I know I am far from a "mutant" at PAIN but I would like to think that I ccould at least get a platinum on FWE normal difficulty,but that just it I cant no matter what I do no matter what technique I use as soon as it even loks like I just might get platinum my launchee either just stops or it wont give me anymore ooch almost as if the game is literally preventing me from success. it is beyond frustrating I have looked through all these posts and used every tip that has been mentioned but still no success. I almost feel like deleting the game never to play it again. my girlfriend is better than me at PAIN and she cant seem to get platinum on any game mode or difficulty either. I dont know what to do anymore I dont seem to get any "meteor showers" in the hard or painful mode and as in normal as soon as I even remotely get close to platinum things just stop moving and exploding. what gives with this game? Rant Over

Posted on 02.09.09 10:00 AM by Ryan

I was wondering with online are there going to be ranks depending on how many like game wins you have? maybe like Ooch master or ooch legend

Posted on 02.09.09 10:48 AM by Scott

Awesome! Looks like I will be busting out my store wallet so I can get the new stuff! I know this game is about a lot more than trophies, but some of us (like me) are well... trophy whores! Perhaps you and the team could add in some sweet savory trophies for us to acquire. Any hints as to the new environments or characters? You should see if you can get Rob and Big! They seem to have an interest in the gaming world! So basically...

New Trophies = A ton of warm and delicious cookies for you and the team!

P.S. - What do you think about PAIN Pinball?

Posted on 02.09.09 11:23 AM by Brandon_3545

@Anthony, Coker: Penn and Teller would be nothing short of perfect. I'm a huge fan of them! Their show in Vegas is awesome and "Bullshit!" is like the best show on TV... ever... EVAH!

Posted on 02.09.09 13:22 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Ryan: I don't have plat in FWE, but I do in mime toss and as frustrating as it may sound(not to mention repetitive) it's all about practice practice practice. As with everything else in life things get easier the more you try. Oh yeah, and search for obscured's tips in FWE, I haven't had time to put them into use yet but they seem to be GOLDEN. PAIN has a very steep learning curve for each mode but once you get it, the fun really begins. I suggest you stop trying to open up modes for a while and start trying to get the in-game trophies, they're awesome practice and are actually my number one reason for playing Smile

Oh yeah, and the only reason I'm in plat club for mime toss is shitloads of luck and waaaay too many hours trying Tong

Posted on 02.09.09 13:26 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ KnizzleHizzle
Thanks for the encouragement. maybe obscured should do a Youtube tutorial on how to score big in pain. I have seen his "Meteor Shower" vid (as I'm sure we all have) and my jaw just dropped to the floor. I thought to my self "I wanna do that" and have been trying ever since to no avail. but yes I will charge on and keep at it if only to overtake my girlfriends high scores (she hates when I top her score hehe) thanks again.

Posted on 02.09.09 15:20 PM by Ryan

@RYAN

Practicw practice practice

It takes a lot of trial & error to get good at fwe. I have played hours upon hours to understand HOW to play this game. You have to rember a few cardinal rules of sorts. Hammer them into your brain. No matter what is going on around you be sure to ALWAYS be moving. Keep your momentum up & learn how to KEEP it up. Avoid over ooching at all costs. Remember from your crash course & from your experience as a player that the MORE ooch you use the LESS of a push you get. Keep your excitement & and frustration under control and have good distance judgement. Use surrounding explosives to riccochet yourself & debris into specific directions.

AND SMILE! Smile

~GOD

Posted on 02.09.09 16:34 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Ron: Actually I think the reason I suck is that I over ooch, I haven't had time to play in a while but watching the youtube vids from people here really got me to thinking that I should be ooching less. I'm still the best among my friends but they all suck so that's not too hard Tong

Posted on 02.09.09 16:58 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Ryan: My wife tried PAIN bowling ONCE and decided the game wasn't for her. She did complete the tutorial though. She just doesn't get the same excitement from watching a man get flung into a building as we do Tong

Posted on 02.09.09 17:00 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Was it ever mentioned if the multilayer modes will come with more trophies? (we are paying for extra content so that'd warrant them.) What about a Price point? I'd guess same or less than a level.

Posted on 02.09.09 17:58 PM by sleepykidd

@Ryan, just like everyone is saying don't over ooch. Use only up to 2 ooches to keep your momentum going, and let it refill. I am still trying to perfect it but it was something that Travis said many posts ago. Again, the more you do it the better you will get.

cronos1515

Posted on 02.09.09 20:12 PM by Rick

thanks for the info Coker. (keep us updated)

btw....wheres Travis!? where you hiding him!?

Posted on 02.09.09 21:09 PM by Captain_Fury

@Obscured -

I noticed the MS Skies change around X-Mas and at some point in January it switched back to the original, then about Feb 1st it changed again, and it may have changed again since then. It's some sort of crazy phenomenon, and it freaks me the f*ck out. O_O

Posted on 02.09.09 21:24 PM by KrimsonSky25

To readers outside the United States and related regions.
To post in this forum you need to sign up to Sony's Underground US centric service. You can not use your PSN ID. You'll need an email address, but not a postal address. When signing up please note that what you enter in the First Name box will be your designated user id, so don't just enter your name (like me) be creative.
Outside region 1, once you signed up you don't have access to your account management. You are instead linked to Sony's US PSN service, which in my case, dosen't register the Underground account. I may be wrong though.

@ Anthony:
Sorry if my feedback reTong&T was sketchy, it's a great idea.
@ Hello Hello:
Loved the tale it was well worth reading. '88 -'90 were great years for me too. I'm embarrassed to admit it but along side Metal (Ozzy singing about astral projection and Aleister Crowley... sublime), I have a soft spot for 80's Pop. But which is better? There is only one way to find out. FIGHT!... Wait no need, Metal is better.

Posted on 02.09.09 22:14 PM by Joe

Put Rick Astley in the launcher!!!!!!

Posted on 02.09.09 23:21 PM by TonyB

@ TonyB:
Heh heh, yeah. After all he is "Never going to give you up", so you can count on him.

Posted on 02.09.09 23:33 PM by Joe

name test

Posted on 02.10.09 00:33 AM by Cabo Wabo

Mascots? ? ? ?

how about the San Diego Chicken...Hilariousness will ensue!

Posted on 02.10.09 01:37 AM by eric

@eric

Can Pete Rose be inside the Chicken costume, just one more time? =D

Man, that brings me back.

-M*

Posted on 02.10.09 02:43 AM by Anthony

Just had that eternal "Post is saving bug on this forum."
Gutted.. Ron I see what you mean now. Took ages to type too via my PS3.
Anyway, long post short: C-3PO?

Posted on 02.10.09 03:23 AM by Joe

C-3PO would be awesome!! For those unaware of my identity, I have been a lurker since June of '08. I shall admit that I have no idea who most of the character ideas are seeing as my memories don't even reach back to '90. Nor am I a mutant, just to clarify. Oh, I also feel the pain of those accessing through their ps3. @PAIN team - congrats on an awesome game. Keep the content coming! But have it out before the 27th, or I won't be aware of it. Sorry. Joe Perry, anybody??

Posted on 02.10.09 04:52 AM by Andrew

psn ID- mommyrules

Posted on 02.10.09 04:53 AM by Andrew

mommyrules ?! That's either very sweet, or a bit disturbing... lol.
Thanks, Andrew, PS3 browsing is ok, it's just when you need input data it goes pear-shaped. No cut-and-paste, etc.

Posted on 02.10.09 05:21 AM by Joe

@KrimsonSky25 - Ok so that was your post then. Ya man I booted her up and was like 'wait a minute something is different here.' Then realised it was the sky all deep blue and it seemed like everything was more colorful too. I liked it because it makes replays look better but it's back to normal again and Coke had no explanation. At least I know I'm not crazy. Ok well then at least I know I'm not color blind.;-P

Peace

Posted on 02.10.09 15:14 PM by obscured

@ Anthony,
Yeah, for Rose, third times a charm, and once again, have Kane chokeslam him like the previous 2 times lol

Posted on 02.10.09 15:50 PM by Hello Hello

@Ryan - Dude, what you are experiencing is a rut. It happens to everyone and it's normal to feel a bit discouraged. Listen to me man - Don't Give Up.
Here's the deal: You love this game and play whenever you can. You're pretty much hooked and really can't just 'walk away' from PAIN. It has a way about it for sure. Yet you are thinking 'SH*T WTF MAN WHAT IS MY MAJOR MALFUNCTION HERE?' - Am I close?
Anyway...
The game will slowly get easier as you perfect your skills. If you want showers then stay out of Downtown and play Movie Studio instead. There is a much better chance there because look around - boxes are everywhere. Best players for ooching are Hung Lo and, believe it or not Ao Kutso <<< he flies, like thunder.

My good friend was over one day watching me play and later bought a PS3 - just to play PAIN! Seriously man the game has that appeal. Well needless to say he was pretty feable at first but slowly improved and his main issue was camera control. To get good you must get the camera down. He called me one night and - just like you he was pretty down and talking about 'maybe it's just not for me' and stuff. But he couldn't walk away he was hooked. He was about at the point you are and was fortunate that I could demonstrate beneficial tactics.
Every time he would say what was happening I would tell him 'dude, that is EXACTLY what I went through - EXACTLY. And it was - so I knew he was on the right track.

He spent several or more LOOONG months practicing and not long ago had his first 'shower'. But the game froze on him - but he had his first taste. Now, 5 or 6 weeks after his first shower he's right below me on the MS FWE painful leaderboard - which blew my mind.
He's 5th or 6th and his name is chillergod. He's who turned me on to Ao - who I never even tried because he's a lardass like Kenneth, who I think sucks. Man I was wrong about Ao. He's the chit.

Ryan keep trying. You have a lady that plays PAIN? Well that's some blissful sh*t for sure. There are some great female PAIN players in here. Deadhead19420 and NoobyNoo are two that are on top of the heap.

I'm going to post some replay vids when I sort out my pc issues. Step by step how to start a 'shower' - or how I start them anyways. In the meantime keep playing. Stay away from the clutter and try being more tactful about choosing which boxes to go for. Don't just hit stuff willy nilly that's gonna pound you into a corner. Ooch past clusters to line up with boxes that you can use to propel yourself into safer areas. There's a lot to say about technique. Think one box ahead always. 'Where will this box put me if I hit it on that side?'

Bottom line if you love the game and want to taste of shower badly enough - you will get it. It's not out of reach believe me. Best of luck to ya.

Sorry about the 'Haskellectomy' everyone.

Peace

Posted on 02.10.09 16:05 PM by obscured

@Obscured: Nicely put Smile

Posted on 02.10.09 21:34 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Wow, man, talk about good timing.

This article was just released recently, and [I'm assuming] broken to the public for the first time: www.joystiq.com/.../

Hands up to the duo and their crew for calling it right and having such a great relationship with fact.

It's not much, but I'm still just shocked at the timing. The internet really is awesome.

In other news:

@Hello Hello

I meant to post it earlier, but it slipped my mind. When I noticed that ABWH was mentioned in that post, I lost it. One of my favourites and maybe the greatest album ever. It was the first album I was ever exposed to, being in the car while my father played it when I was around 3.

Oh, and the WWF/E references...love it.

@Joe

Your feedback was, and always is, great. Thanks again.

-M*

Posted on 02.11.09 05:30 AM by Anthony

Hey big fan of PAIN (the trophies are impossible though!) any news on a release for the PSN avatars? and do you know what other games avatars are going up?

Posted on 02.11.09 05:52 AM by ross_k

@ANYONE IN THE U.S.

I have recently ordered the Shotime package specificly for Penn & Tellers Bullshit & Weeds but my guide shows nothing for these shows, I have even searched by name & still nada. My ??? is if anyone knows what time & days they are on????

Posted on 02.11.09 07:32 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Yeah...

Both shows are on hiatus right now. Not sure when they start back up.
If you have on demand, they update it weekly so check back often.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:22 AM by eric

Olly – If you said we’re legally cleared to use Bush, that’s all we need to heard, and we’re all set. Consider it done, sir. ;-)

FredNation – Not sure what we’ll be doing for Home or if/when it will happen. It’s a possibility, but that’s about all I know for sure right now.

Scott – Yessir, there will be rankings for online play

Brandon – PAIN Pinball is something we’ve thought was cool for a long time. We haven’t really thought of an elegant way to implement it into what we have now, but it’s definitely something that’s on our list of “We’d Love To Do This”.

Ron – Your advice is right on point, sir. Spoken like a true PAINiac.

SleepyKidd – There aren’t any new Trophies with Online Multiplayer. Disappointed? Well, let me make you feel better by sharing the price point – Free. Online Multiplayer will be an automatic, free update.

Capt Fury – We had Travis sent away for “evaluation”. We’ve discovered that among those who work very closely on PAIN, the great majority either already are or soon become legally insane. The good news? He’s getting help. The bad news? It probably won’t help. That cat is too far gone. Then again, PAIN wouldn’t be PAIN without a bunch of crazy folks working on it, so I’m sure he’ll be around again soon.

TonyB – I’ve spoken with Rick Astley’s management. Unforunately, they said that they’re never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down, never gonna launch him ‘round, and hurt him……

Eric – I love chicken too much to harm it like that.

Obscured – Thanks for encouraging the posse. This is the kind of stuff I really like to see on the board. When one of the best players of the game (and yes – you’re better than me, Travis, and a lot of people at Idol Minds) is helping out the other folks who strive to get where he is, that’s freaking awesome. I’m not sure if you remember our five Cs, but one of them in “Community”, and you’re a staple of it. Thanks, cat.

All – I am very disappointed to tell you that our avatars won’t be coming until some time in the summer. Despite the fact that they’re already done and we have already submitted them, there’s a sort of freeze in place on new avatars going up. Best believe, though – we’ll be up on that piece as SOON as we are able.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:27 AM by Jason Coker

How about "The Tick" as a character?
or:
..."Adam Sessler" from G4TV's X-Play
...Micheal Moore
...The guys from Mythbusters
...Frankenstein
...Gene Simmons
...Popeye
...Gordon Ramsey (He could yell at you the entire time)
...Ty Pennington (Extreme Home Makeover)
...The Sweedish Chef or Beeker (Muppets)
...Scooby & Shaggy
...Lindsy Lohan....I'd Love to sling her towards a building.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:30 AM by eric

Eric - Great suggestions, but if it's gonna be from G4, it's GOTTA be Morgan Webb. ...../drool

Posted on 02.11.09 08:35 AM by Jason Coker

....and/or Olivia Munn. Preferably both. At the same time. .....I gotta go.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:43 AM by Jason Coker

I think they both would do it..
They love games so why not be in one.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:45 AM by eric

@Coke

"I’ve spoken with Rick Astley’s management. Unforunately, they said that they’re never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down, never gonna launch him ‘round, and hurt him……"

You win one Internets. That was awesome.

And I had a feeling about the avatars as not long after this stuff went up the PlayStation Blog mentioned that it would be a while before they actually had any new ones go up and the way they made it sound was that all new ones would be made available at once in one big update, if you can call anything regarding avatars big.

Posted on 02.11.09 08:59 AM by FoolKiller79

Oliva....one of the main reasons to what Attack of the Show, she is freakin awesome, did anyone see her jump into the pie in a little french maid outfit?

cronos1515

Posted on 02.11.09 09:11 AM by Rick

I meant watch, not what Attack of the Show

Posted on 02.11.09 09:11 AM by Rick

We all should go to their site(forum) and request both Morgan and Olivia be in the game..

Posted on 02.11.09 09:39 AM by eric

So avatars have been delayed? is that all new avatars or just PAIN avatars? Sony are completely useless at what should be quite a simple task, cheers for the reply anyway

Posted on 02.11.09 09:56 AM by ross_k

What happened to sackboy pain character? "just wondering Smile "

Posted on 02.11.09 11:01 AM by Tebeau23

Gene Simmons, costumes, he's a whore for anything that puts his face and money together.

Posted on 02.11.09 11:03 AM by srart

@webmaster; coke; idol minds:
What is wrong with the save comment button that it doesn't work in Opera? Using 10 alpha.

Posted on 02.11.09 11:04 AM by srart

more and more pain celebrity ideas... but mr.t is still my vote

@coke, ye i know about the labs, just saying the latest was the worst...

and nice job on the hoff theme Smile
just the kutso dude theme next Smile
SMILIES Smile Smile

Posted on 02.11.09 11:58 AM by Pacman_Ownage

@Coker

bummer...

sad to see it takes this long for Sony to upload some new images.

Kudos to you Jason for keeping us more updated on this stuff than Jeff/Sony.

Posted on 02.11.09 12:11 PM by Captain_Fury

Oh, Ok, thanks.

Posted on 02.11.09 14:23 PM by FredNation

@ Coke.. here are some of the names and comments from people about names.

I have seen many newbs post some comments, or ideas and suggestions here more recently, and that is awesome, as it shows PAIN is NOT slowing down in sales and downloads. Who knows, as next year it still may be the # overall downloaded game on the PSN.

Names that have been suggested for PAIN after we got the HOFF!
nathan drake from uncharted
nathan drake from uncharted or crash bandicoot or dante from devil may cry
Sackboy
kratos
from Jonathan on 10/18
1. Richard Simmons
2. Gilbert Gotfried
3. Howie Mandell
4. Steve Erwin
5. Mr Bean - complete with Teddy
6. and my personal favorite - Ernest P. Worell - he and PAIN are made for each other.

"Johnny Knoxville" HoefMeistert 10/19/08
Johnny Knoxville would be AWESOME, as would Richard Simmons LOL,Pacman_Ownage on 10/19/08
What about like a monty python homage jimothy24 on 10/19/08
I'd like to see that guy from Euro Trip. Actually, two guys, the French Robot and the guy on the double decker bus... LeoDaLyon on 10/19/08
jack black and kyle gass by no1rebal on 10/19/08
Johnny Knoxville etc., too obvious. Oprah,Montel, Even Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken! by FurrQue 10/20O8
robert de niro would be too cool -also by Furr
travis as a launchable character. by no1rebal
Definate characters that belong in PAIN as in people we are sick of and just want to BTSOOBeat the snot out of)
1. DEFINATELY Richard Simmons
2. William Shatner
3. David Blaine
4. ANY of the Cavemen
(Ipeople who BELONG in PAIN cause their cool, and friggan nuts..lol )
1. Super Dave Osbourne
2. Johnny Knoxville.(I DON'T want the whole cast, just him)
3. Mathew McConaghay playing his bongos w/ a joint
by me,Hello Hello on 10/21/08
HOW HAS NO ONE SAID THIS!! ok obviously Mike Myers, with many costumes, Austin Powers, Waynes World,Dr.Evil, and himself. by Alex 10.22.08

Characters for PAIN.. cont'd from yesterday.....
Definate characters that belong in PAIN as in people we are sick of and just want to BTSOO-Beat the snot out of) but will never sign:
1. DEFINATELY Richard Simmons
2. William Shatner
3. David Blaine
4. ANY of the Cavemen
5. Joan Rivers
6. Rosie O'Donnell
7. Ann Coulter
8. Shaun Hannity
9. Geraldo for old times sake
10. Rush Limbaugh

Now the list of people who BELONG in PAIN cause their cool, and friggan nuts..lol
1. Super Dave Osbourne:CLASSIC, he is PAIN, lol
2. Johnny Knoxville.(I DON'T want the whole cast, just him)
3. Mathew McConaghay playing his bongos
4. Will Ferrell
5. Maybe John C Reily..
6. Tony Hawk
7. Samuel L Jackson..all he would say is,", Come on, bring it on mutha $#%$%.."that didn't hurt, or "Mutha@#$%$ you BETTA knock my ass out"
8. ME.. duh..lol
9. Ric Flair.. at launch WOOOOOOOOOOO
10.
suggested by Hello Hello on 10/22/08

oops forgot to fill 10 out.. 1 adjustment..at launch Ric Flair goes WOOOOOOO.. when he hits something. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO..so we can get
wooo....wooooooo...woooooooooooooooo...wooo.....woooo.....wooooo.........whoooo........... ok after..10 launches the fun would run out
but #10..Brad Pitt.. I only say this because he did 2 episodes of Jackass back in the day.. and they were FRIGGAN HISTERICAL..I wonder of they have a you-tube of it?
suggested by Hello Hello on 10/28/08
William Shatner and Richard Simmons would both be PERFECT by qb2bTheReaper on 10/22/08

@Haskell , I agree with the Samuel L. request by ShirtNinja on 10/23/08

i think the ultimate character for the game would of course be Mr T !! by Tom on 10/23/08

Now we need Chuck Norris and Steven Segal. by jasonmc on 10/23/08
Bobcat goldthwait-so we can get "that didn't hurt..that didn't hurt..that didn't hurt.. that hurt..by Hello Hello on 10/23/08

would say use Chuck Noris, but then the game would have to be called "no pain"by Alex 10/24/08

OK, we need to get WILLIAM SHATNER next

You can have 'Kirk' 'TJ Hooker' and the priceline Shatner. This HAS to happen (I bet he'd do it too!) by Gene on 10/25/08


I purchased The Incredible Hulk on Blu-Ray and was watching it last night. When Lou Ferrigno had his cameo it just hit me. He loves to kind of parody himself on sitcoms. Then he could have three outfits: His Pumping Iron workout outfit, his Sinbad outfit, and his Hulk green by FoolKiller79 on 10/25/08

I would like to launch a posh english man in a suit with one of those glass things in his eye. and he is wearing a top hat with a cup and saucer in one hand an a cane in the other. he could say things like "by golly i appear to be flying" or "what the devil is going on here" by no1rebal 10/27/08

his name could be alfred or sir lord westley smythe , "oh jolly ho wat not!" by James 10/27/08

about le characters, I AM SO POSITIVE IF YOU GAVE GOOD OL MR.T A RING HE WOULD DO IT, hes always in for a laugh, just look at the WoW adverts and Snickers adverts...anywayz good luck wit it all...by Pacman Orange on 11/02/08

Characters:

Solid Snake (MGS)
Liquid Snake (MGS)
Ghostbusters
Gray Fox (Ninja)(MGS)
Sonic The Hedgehog
Darth Vader
Yoda
E.T (With the trophy "Phone Home" [Hit x phonebooths with E.T])
Ozzy Osbourne
Jin Kazama (Tekken)
Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)
The Hulk
Frank Sinatra (With the trophy "Fly Me To The Moon" [ Make Sinatra fly x m up in the air])
John McClane "Yippe Ki Yay"
Any Turtles Character
Any Power Rangers Character (Original Series, NOT the new ones)
Homer Simpson "Do'h"
Peter Griffin
Gandalf
by Daniel 11/08/08

Posted on 02.12.09 06:14 AM by Hello Hello

Now of course their are others, but i'm spent doing all this copy n pasting lol

Posted on 02.12.09 06:15 AM by Hello Hello

dont whip the leaderbords at all. and wheres that black chick to launch? one more thing, you guys need a twitter account.

Posted on 02.12.09 09:47 AM by DO2

Haskel KILLED this forum!!!!!!

Posted on 02.14.09 10:09 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

th guy on the double decker bus was vinnie jones

Posted on 02.24.09 12:27 PM by

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