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• Posted by Travis Williams

I’m really proud to work for Sony. We are collectively responsible for some of the best gaming innovations this world has ever seen. I have been making games for nearly 19 years and it is awesome to be surrounded by people who are.. quite honestly.. at the top of their game. Occasionally I have to take a trip to where modern gaming “leveled up.” Every once in a while we have to visit the MOTHERSHIP.

I’m a game maker, but I am also a game player. So even though I REALLY hate being on a plane for 12+ hours I really enjoy Tokyo once I get there. Just walking around and seeing big SONY, SEGA, TAITO signs really makes me feel like I am in the biggest game level ever created.

Where was I? Oh yeah…

Coke and I went to Japan in December to promote the Japanese release of PAIN. PAIN isn’t PAIN in Japan it’s Mr. PAIN, and I was very humbled at the reception we received. It was really awesome to dress up like we were hurt and chill in Akihabara for the PAIN event (Just imagine a ZIP CODE of electronic stores and you would be close to imagining it). Coke can speak Japanese fairly well so I just hung real close to him and pretended like I knew what was going on. We even had a Japanese pop music star dress up like Ginger for the event. To top it off the EIC of Famitsu Weekly loves Mr. PAIN so much he joined us for the event as well! If you don’t know what Famitsu is then you really need to learn. Kato-San is a very cool dude. He loves Mr. PAIN so much he said it’s the best 10 bucks you will ever spend on any system! For the Editor and Chief of Famitsu to show you that kind of love was all the validation we needed. He also said I was soft because certain TV shows make me emotional, but that’s another story.

When PAIN first came out we weren’t sure if it would get to see the light of day in Japan. PAIN is sort of an homage to all those wacky Japanese game shows. (Takeshi’s Castle especially) This is why we were a little shocked it took this long for them to recognize our collective brilliance (grin). Today is little over a year since we launched PAIN in America. I am happy to announce that TODAY we are launching in Japan! That means now PAIN is EVERYWHERE the PlayStation®Network is. We are officially WORLDWIDE baby!

So that means now all the top leader board scores will be truly worldwide. No more wondering if someone in Japan has better skills than you. From the time I spent in Tokyo showing people how to play Mr. PAIN I am guessing it won’t be long before they start to FULLY represent.

Mr. PAIN and PAIN will share leaderboards, but when we release our online play upgrade you won’t see them online for a few months. They have a lot of content they need to experience before they catch up with the rest of us. When they do there will be a lot of new PAINful content that everyone will get at the same time. Besides, I am sure they will need some time to change into the mime, clown, bomb tossing mutants that you all are. YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT!


So welcome your new Japanese Mr. PAIN mutants into the PAIN family! Very soon we will be playing each other head to head. If you want some serious competition Lead Designer David Walsh says he can beat you all (no joke he said you were all weak sauce). Ask me nicely I might leak his PSN name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Posted on 02.26.09 // 02:30 PM Comments (371)   Digg This   

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nice guys keep it up Smile

Posted on 02.21.09 10:04 AM by

moshi moshi travis Wink

Posted on 02.21.09 10:05 AM by

I seem to remember a Poll asking us what PAIN gear we wanted..such as lingerie, or a hoodie. I seem to notice a giant PAIN logo on both your shirts. (Double-You Tee Eff)


Combine this with the Poll "What's better - Pirate or Ninja" (We got both a pirate AND a ninja. Same story with the Nurse and Cheerleader Poll) So i can only assume that we SHOULD be able to dress ourselves from head to toe in PAIN gear. When will this happen?

Posted on 02.21.09 10:13 AM by KrimsonSky25

Also...looking at the archives, February 2009 is the first month that we have ever had 3 posts from you guys. So what....months with 30 and 31 days aren't good enough for you guys???

Posted on 02.21.09 10:15 AM by KrimsonSky25

Were can I get me one of them "Pain" T-shirts?

cronos1515

Posted on 02.21.09 10:15 AM by Rick

The group Japan's Life in Tokyo would make a great sound track to introduce Mr. Pain. If it was in Japanese, of course; but J-Pop, JRPGs and now JPain it's all great.
Make sure they fill in jiko houkoku sho, see the DS does *have* some uses...

Posted on 02.21.09 10:37 AM by Joe

Takeshi's Castle was great. l always wanted to get on the World special shows, shame it was over before it came to UK TV. Hope *the* magazine gives Mr. Pain a great review and score. To be born in Japan must be sublime, I reckon the Japanese people would "Get me" there. Heh
Wink

Posted on 02.21.09 10:52 AM by Joe

can anyone here speak japanese cept me?

(and travis an coker)

cant belive i got first post Smile

-Rees

Posted on 02.21.09 11:03 AM by

40/40 from Famitsu, that would be outstanding. But you always get *one* reviewer, out of the four...

Posted on 02.21.09 11:09 AM by Joe

Would Dave's psn be the same as the guy that had the obscene scores in AP at launch?

Posted on 02.21.09 11:12 AM by srart

Damn, Rees, you should of signed off. Still good Karma as you were wrongly accused of writing *that* message, in the last blog...

Posted on 02.21.09 11:17 AM by Joe

it's like 1 am in england at trhe moment so work out the time diffrences. i'll be on before most americans Smile

Posted on 02.21.09 11:43 AM by

damn, I've gave away too much personal information in my posts; therefore, I must remain anonymous, sorry Dave & fellow posters I can never play on-line with you guys and talk about the halcyon days. <holds back tear>. Still Mr. T is in London on a Snickers "Marathon" (you see that? Clever eh?) to toughen up us Brits. I might just sign up.

Posted on 02.21.09 11:47 AM by Joe

its a 7 hour time diffrence

Posted on 02.21.09 11:47 AM by

hey joe, your england too?

Posted on 02.21.09 11:48 AM by

@ Rees, I hope the Pain Team sort out your account, cause forgetting to sign off "Rees" on your first post, sorta spoils the glowing aura of success. Heh
Maybe they can retrofit the post with your name?

Posted on 02.21.09 11:53 AM by Joe

yea, that would be alright to be honest better then my noob acc which i'm using because my main doesn't work for some strange reason.

but yea if i could have Rees it would help alot

Posted on 02.21.09 11:55 AM by

Yeah, London. You see Mr. T on TV? Man hasn't aged a bit. It must be true "Black don't crack".

Posted on 02.21.09 11:56 AM by Joe

yea i know, probs all the stuff hes getting like dye and boltox or just he's a lucky biatch

Posted on 02.21.09 11:58 AM by

i live in midlands btw

Posted on 02.21.09 11:58 AM by

its funny how its called Mr. PAIN in Japan.
__

check out my pain videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/BlindMangoTV

Posted on 02.21.09 12:01 PM by SomeDude

Whereas the Irish are always craicing...

Posted on 02.21.09 12:01 PM by Joe

ha you got that right, what gig is your ps3 my ps3 60gig is breaking by the day

Posted on 02.21.09 12:03 PM by

lol My PS3 typing is too slow, spoilt my joke..
Wink

Posted on 02.21.09 12:04 PM by Joe

yeah 60 gig PS2 friendly, so either Yakuza 2 or SF4 is in the disk drive.

Posted on 02.21.09 12:07 PM by Joe

mine runs smoothly but cant cope not freezing.

plus my controller exploded, i mean exploded it wrecked my hand to shreads, it really was a bone shredding impact Laughing, but sony think i keep prank calling them when i'm not, what the heck should i do.

heres a link to a picture

s692.photobucket.com/.../

Posted on 02.21.09 12:09 PM by

damn....
Send it to the Tate Modern with a clever back story and cash in.

Posted on 02.21.09 12:13 PM by Joe

theres some more pictures if you scan the album

(no rude stuff just the controller in there)

tate modern? i made a fourm but not much feedback and sony took it down once

Posted on 02.21.09 12:15 PM by

Right I'm off, don't want our American Brothers fighting for their independence. Again.
I joke cause I love you guys... or insanely jealous can't figure it out.
Laters Brit Brother Rees.

Posted on 02.21.09 12:18 PM by Joe

alright man laters

Posted on 02.21.09 12:19 PM by

@ Rees:

PS Just keep phoning Sony ask for the supervisor, say you got pics online as proof they can check, this should freak them into action.

Posted on 02.21.09 12:23 PM by Joe

i might but last time i rang i got put on hold for about 20 mins then they couldn't help

my phone bill is not cheap this month

Posted on 02.21.09 12:26 PM by

@ Rees
Man, I need some sleep, lol but leave a fellow Brit hanging in the wind.
Do a google search 'exploding ps3 controlers' it seem to be a faulty battery in older controlers. They haven't done a recall as it's very rare. Armed with this information should help.
Sony were great to me gave me a like for like, out of warranty, free swap, when my PS3 died. Tip: don't get angry, be polite but make a firm point.

Sorry, Brother, I *really* need to get some sleep. Hope it works out for you.
Smile

Posted on 02.21.09 12:52 PM by Joe

Those shirts were actually Mr. PAIN shirts and they only made a few. I am working with a company now to release some custom PAIN shirts if I can get all the legal issues sorted out.

And Coke speaks Japanese. I front like I understand but I don't.

Posted on 02.21.09 13:40 PM by travis williams

THE Mr. PAIN Japan SITE is:

www.jp.playstation.com/scej/title/mrpain/qa.html

Posted on 02.21.09 14:01 PM by travis williams

Holy smokes! I know you are bringing that hot Japanese girl in the Ginger outfit over to the states right? There has to be a promo she can attend... Like a PAIN promo in Chicago!!! I got the drinks if y'all bring her! DO IT!!!

Posted on 02.21.09 15:28 PM by TonyB

@Travis/Coke

Glad your crusade for worldwide domination has been a success. By the tone of this board over the last few months it seems most are content or at least being patient while waiting for anything new.

I've been toying with the editor as a distraction and it's actually pretty fun but what I've really been waiting for is to just be able to play MS plat club FWE. I'm well aware that a fix is ready along with the FWE cascade issue fix but it's starting to suck again to wait for this huge content release that understandably has been delayed, when the fixes have been ready for close to 2 months.

This was just a minor rant. I know the release schedule and understand the specifics of why and when so no need to splain yourselves. It's laggin a bit but it's all goodness in the end. I know this.

With all respect, you dudes look like you can throw down some octopi. In Japan how many times did you hear 'No more squid! You go now!! at the AYCE sushi bars?
Peace.

@All

New vid. (press the 'hi quality' button)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMK_8ugiWM







Posted on 02.21.09 19:57 PM by obscured

@anybody who cares (nobody)
me: IM BACK
reply: we didn't even realise you were gone

oh well

Posted on 02.21.09 20:59 PM by no1rebal

@travis
so, any news on the bus lol

Posted on 02.21.09 21:15 PM by no1rebal

@TRAVIS nice work on everything. P.S WHERS MY LUANCHABLE SEXY SISTA AT? its been almost a year. n no sista.

Posted on 02.22.09 00:11 AM by DO2K03

LOL! Second picture: Travis the Gangsta Rapper!

Posted on 02.22.09 01:13 AM by KingDragunov

Here's the google translation of the Q&A from the japanese Mr. Pain site. It's a pretty funny read because of the translation.


Q. What is the purpose of Mr.PAIN's?
A. There are so many different play modes for each, or?METSUKE characters in a simple, but it aims to destroy the stage. The high points of the produce pain and damage and destruction!

The play's Mr.PAIN Q. How do I?
A. I also have a lot to each mode, the launcher in the simplest (Pachinko is too big)?CHI out characters, or grabbed, "Ooch" PIKU or by moving it, or throwing things, ERAI How can you teach someone first.

Q. "Ooch" What is?
A. What I mean is this invisible force NAZO. Simply put, after you press the arrow keys to hit something in the stage, take the body PIKU (vik or take) to make. I can do a little body to guide the direction of this target. To recover gradually from the power to completely stop the movement of characters, continues to relentlessly try Ooch!

Q. When you SUKOAGETTO?
A. The damage to the stage and the characters anyway. The more you destroy a number of things We will double, and a bonus if blap?RERE the body, and can also get SHIKURETTOPOINTO will slam into the target poses special KIME strange, discover hidden tricks If the lead is more combo, the damage continues to rampage!

Q. Where to buy?
A. PLAYSTATION ® 3 online stores linked from "PlayStation ® Store" You can buy and download. The shops are usually very careful to not sell.

Q. PlayStation ® Network to play on the left to connect?
A. I can not so, and download content and get the high score to compete better put it connects.

Q. You are a producer who really really?
A. It is really true producer. I aside, I'm Jason (right photo. It's way cool) is a fluent Japanese.

Q.1 The software for the people?
A.1-person mode, of course, there's a MARUCHIPUREIMODO simultaneously play up to four people.

Q. Is there a stage?
A. The first package of "DOWNTOWN" and "AMUSEMENT PARK" the two are out, as the additional content "MOVIE STUDIO" I have. PlayStation ® Store I get.

Q. Is there a certain character?
A. The first package of "Jarvis" and "Ed" and the character is included, is added to PlayStation ® Store I get. I came to see the character you will be free.

Posted on 02.22.09 01:23 AM by sicdude

@Coke
LMFAO!! I just read your response acknowledging Travis' nickname. That's great. Hilarious!!
I peed my pants a little.

@Travis aka Petey Puckerhole
So, does Mr. Pain have a website like we do where they may hate on you like we do?

Posted on 02.22.09 02:13 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

/me prefers Japanese version of Ginger.

Good work guys! Congratulations

Posted on 02.22.09 03:10 AM by Uganja

Awesome job, guys. Cant wait for the new stuff.

TRAVIS...Did you ever play Toejam and Earl on Genesis? Your pic is totally reminding me of Big Daddy Earl. Damn, I loved that game.

Posted on 02.22.09 04:01 AM by TheBrainMachine

@ Travis and Coker..coker cabana

Hey guys, congrats on the Japanese release of Mr Pain!

Did you guys see the PS Store's MR PAIN video?
It shows 2 Japanese guys and woman doing like a news thing, and them starting PAIN, 1st launches, them laughing their butts off..pretty cool

By the way, about those NEW Shirts your making up?

Well, you now have 1 or 2 MORE shirts to make up and sell!
So you can start by adding MY slogan to your shirts, and it will ONLY cost you Travis, Coke, Super Dave, and Litch is sending me a "Mandatory free shirt with my slogan on it" of course, and a TINY commission of ONLY 10 cents up to Twenty Five cents per shirt sale.

lol Ok, we can negotiate on the last part but you now have 1 or 2 choices that you can put on the NEW shirts with my/your new motto

1. PAIN/MR.PAIN
Officially Bringing down a World of hurt!

2. PAIN/MR.PAIN
Bringing you a World of Hurt since 2009

Posted on 02.22.09 17:05 PM by Hello Hello

FLU SUCKS. I got the goddam flu I can't believe this crap. I haven't been really sick in 3 or 4 years. Now granted, a cold is technically being sick, but having a cold is a runny nose, congestion, maybe a slight temp of 99, max a 100. I got chest pains, sweating while I'm freezing, chills, throat shredding coughs, brain bouncing headaches, and I can't keep anything down. So the pain i am normally in, is now magnified what, a 1000 fold? Every little ache hurts like hell, and the usual pains now hurt to the point like the accident was last week not 7+ yrs ago. And considering that my stomach doesnt agree with anything, not water, not food, not even the meds I take, i feel like jarvis getting slammed into a building, landing ontop of some TNT which blows me up in the air and I get hit by Brock Lee foot into the street where I get run over by every car, truck and grandma


"Serving up a World of Hurt"

"Launching up a World of Hurt"

"Launching up a World of Hurt in 2009

World Wide Launch of PAIN

(PAIN is now all over the world right? USA, Europe, Japan, China?)

Posted on 02.22.09 20:58 PM by Hello Hello

"JPain", heh, that's quite clever. What I could of amounted to if I revised for my GCSEs back in 1988, instead of running with a gang or playing Spectrum games till 4am.

Kids, stay in school, work hard, keep your nose clean. There's plenty of time to party after your exams. Trust me, I know what I'm doing...

Posted on 02.23.09 06:49 AM by Joe

Joe, what a melancholy post, cheer up mate, it may never happen.

Posted on 02.23.09 06:54 AM by Joe

@ TonyB:
Have you lost an alter ego? I think I found one. ^

Posted on 02.23.09 06:56 AM by Joe

@ TonyB:
I got family in Chicago. I could of been a rapper...

damn

Posted on 02.23.09 07:01 AM by Joe

re: Japanese girl in nurse outfit.
She is over 18, right? This AKB48 group looks well dodgey. Maybe just a culture clash thing? I shouldn't judge another's culture by my standards, I guess.

Posted on 02.23.09 07:20 AM by Joe

Megumi Ohori born 1983. That makes her 25... Thank God, I'm not a pervert. Phew. Lol.
Sorry Ohori-chan, take it as a complement.
Smile

Posted on 02.23.09 07:41 AM by Joe

MOAN

Posted on 02.23.09 08:06 AM by Slaminthelamb

joe , y 6 posts in a row ??
put in 1

Posted on 02.23.09 09:22 AM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Yeah, sorry about that. When I found out some members of AKB48 are as young as 14, you can imagine my concern that Sony maybe promoting something that is wrong to our eyes, that I had to check on the model's age. This is not having a go at Japanese society or culture, in fact many good ideals have come from Japan, the Bushido, for example. But as the model was associated with a Westren made game, then we apply Westren ideals and morals.

If anything I should be rewarded for saving the Pain Team from embarrassment.

Posted on 02.23.09 11:24 AM by Joe

So realy it was four posts.

Posted on 02.23.09 11:28 AM by Joe

Nice P.I. work there Joe. Well I'm pretty sure Sony didn't get where they are by exploiting underage girls. Besides, 25 isn't what I'd consider 'borderline adolescence'. Especially given the Asian female's general proclivity to sport a youthful appearance. In which case she's probably about 38.

Posted on 02.23.09 12:04 PM by obscured

@ obscured:

Thanks, Brother. While searching, I found further photos from the Japanese Pain event online on various Japanese sites. Alas I typing this via a PS3 so can't cut-and-paste any links, sorry. Yeah, at first I thought the model was 19 - 21 but when I read up on AKB48 I was concerned that she could be younger, 17? 16? As, in an earlier post, I described the photos as "Kinky", I was now worried not only for Sony, but for myself too. Fortunately we now know she is in fact 25. She does look younger than she is, but then again isn't that what every girl wants to hear?

PS Your new vid is great, Unfortunately I'm not signed up to YouTube, but if I was I would give it 4 stars. Girls of Pain: 5 stars, spooky sync Mummy & Gladator: 5 stars, my favourite.

PPS I hate Pink Floyd's One of These Days, it always freaked me out.

Posted on 02.23.09 12:57 PM by Joe

@ obscured:

"Proclivlity" I've never hear of that word until now, thanks, obscured. I love to learn new arcane words. Nice.
Smile

Posted on 02.23.09 13:09 PM by Joe

Appreciate your comments Joe. Here it is one last time. Possible side effects include 'freak outs' and 'heebiejeebies'

Movie Studio Meteor Storm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMK_8ugiWM

Watch in hi def.

Peace

Posted on 02.23.09 13:15 PM by obscured

@ obscuredSmile
re Latest vid:
I was meant to add that I've never been able to trigger the cascade event so it's fantastic to see it done, thanks.

Posted on 02.23.09 13:25 PM by Joe

Oops sorry, ghost smiley face appeared.



UK Hacker seeks evidence of US involvement in the UFO saga, or terrorist?
www.freegary.org.uk

Posted on 02.23.09 13:30 PM by Joe

So is it safe to presume that if Idol Minds give us the release date of anything we can expect it about 3 months later?
Haha only joking!

If anyone wants some help getting Tuxedo Hoff my video might prove some help!

www.youtube.com/watchv=sUoFyx3XIcw&feature=channel_page

Posted on 02.24.09 01:14 AM by

www.youtube.com/watch

No, THATS the real link!
Sorry! Tong

Posted on 02.24.09 01:16 AM by

hello

Posted on 02.24.09 01:26 AM by

whos the dude with know name, its not me

- Rees

(this needs to be sorted more then muiltiplayer)

Posted on 02.24.09 01:55 AM by

@ Rees:

Clear your browser's cache file, then re-sign up to Underground under a different e-mail address. Please remember what you put in the 'First Name' box will be your assigned user id for this forum. This should work as you're UK based; therefore, the Underground account cannon can not be linked to your UK PSN ID.

Posted on 02.24.09 14:31 PM by Joe

Yeah those links were from me, I can't be bothered doing all that shizzle so I'll just sign the end of all my messages instead! Tong

- LionPride

Posted on 02.24.09 20:51 PM by

@travis. cool didnt know u were a keshi head. takeshis castle rocks.

@no1rebal oh yeah i just realized youve been gone... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted on 02.24.09 22:17 PM by James

Pain is the Devil...

Posted on 02.24.09 23:22 PM by The_Probe

Whilst searching for some Mr. Pain reviews (to see how it went down in Japan), I came across an uncomplementary Pain review on PSNerds. Basically calling the buyers of the game idiots, and pointing to the fact that the bloggers (Travis Williams, Jason Coker et al.) tend to write boastful, proud posts about how good the games is; whereas, all they should be proud of is getting people to part with $10 for this "Game"

They're entitled to their view, of course, but did they give it a fair go? Humour aside, how about the fact Pain brings back the old skool magic of trying to beat the high scores, the combo system, the different modes etc.

I can't believe they have the audacity to imply I'm a idiot. scum sucking, fools.
Smile

Posted on 02.25.09 18:37 PM by Joe

@James see thats exactly what im talking about lol
and the new guys are confused to who the hell i am lol

Posted on 02.25.09 23:37 PM by no1rebal

Joe - I saw that write-up as well. I have no gripe about people who don't like the game. There are plenty of games I don't like that are perfectly decent products, just not my cup of tea. I just always find it suspect when a so-called "reviewer" is all about spewing hate and attitude on a game (or movie or whatever they're reviewing). It seems to me like that guy was more about just talking trash than talking about the game. I doubt that he really even spent time with PAIN before deciding that it was "beneath him", but like I said, that's OK. The blessing and curse of the Internet is that everyone has a voice - even folks who are all about taking weak jabs like that. No worries, though. PAIN shall carry on!

Posted on 02.26.09 01:25 AM by Jason Coker

@ Jason Coker:

It's like I said in an earlier post, it's easy to write off Pain as a Havok demo when you first play it. But Pain really grew on me, and it has a huge depth too it. The community side is outstanding too. To be able to access this forum in game, with out the need of a PC is a real blessing. Also the fact the top tier players (obscured et al.) pass on thier wisdom and tips via text or the replay feature on YouTube, to less skilled players really heartens me, and restorers my faith in human nature. I'm sorry if this post sounds arse licky, but that review really needs balancing.

Also, as said, I'm am really angry that PSNerds would imply that I'm an idiot for even buying the game. What I buy is my choice, am I a traitor for buying a Dreamcast or Xbox, too? I work hard and, nowadays, my only vice is video games, thus my money goes towards them.

PS All the best with the Japanese reviews.

Posted on 02.26.09 01:57 AM by Joe

@all the new people to pain.

i warn u now to stay away from no1rebal. he is highly dangerous and may explode at any time. if u meet him online and/or he tries to friend you, turn of the ps3 immediatly and leave the country asap.hopefully this message may save u or your friends lives.

thanks for listening

lol

Posted on 02.26.09 04:11 AM by James

Hey Guys!

Good going on the MR.Pain Launch.
Broken bones every where!!! MUhahahahaha.

All the new Levels rule.

But THE HOFF!?!? COME ON!
How Much did you make to take that BRIBE.jk.

The Ded Baron was a Community creation since blog one.
still no handicapped dude.

OK if celebrities are needed in Pain.
GO With JACKASS please, at least they would enjoy it.

Coker,Travis, The New Guy Dave Walsh
Keep up with the great Games.

P.S. When were we going to get the OG shirts? Muhahahahaha... Right..Everyone wants one.

Posted on 02.26.09 07:55 AM by Vampirefirex

i want freedom!

hey guys how's america i might move there, gas as you guys call it is too dear across the pond

Posted on 02.26.09 08:13 AM by

that was rees btw,

speaking of which can you update the forum travis? as in have a signiture just so we can put our first name and maybe an intial incase someone shares are name?

i would just prefere that then having to type long forgetful psn names

peace out

-Rees

Posted on 02.26.09 08:16 AM by

damn i want this new stuff 2 come out already. and u guys really need 2 fix the pose of the week

Posted on 02.26.09 08:40 AM by lucas

First! lol!

Posted on 02.26.09 09:36 AM by Joseph

Anyways why is PAIN in Japan called Mr. PAIN? PS Like the pics.

Posted on 02.26.09 09:38 AM by Joseph

@Idol Minds:
Since you always do that alien joke on every environment,how about you do a level in NASA!Just think about it,the launcher can be a mini rocket,and Neil Armstrong can be in a studio set FAKING THE MOON LANDING as a joke(although I think the moon landing was real).I'll see if I can make a picture of what I think it will look like,but it's just a suggestin.

Posted on 02.26.09 10:15 AM by PS3Potential

when is online coming out ................

Posted on 02.27.09 06:51 AM by 91st-quiteman

@james aawww c'mon its not that bad.
is it?

@new people...
FEAR ME

Posted on 02.27.09 07:23 AM by no1rebal

@travis

give us his name, i'll show him what PAIN really is. (pun intended) i was gonna ask nicely but then theres nice and PAIN nice Laughing

Posted on 02.27.09 08:13 AM by

@new people...

FEAR HIM!

Posted on 02.27.09 08:52 AM by James

screw critics and haterz! one favorite of my kids and me is "hail to the chimp" lousy reviews but its fun...war PAIN OL Multi

Posted on 02.27.09 12:35 PM by MarlyT35

@Japanese People
A haiku:
Fotress will come soon,
Get ready for me online,
I'm coming for you.
Tong

Posted on 02.27.09 16:42 PM by PS3Potential

when will pain darts come out

Posted on 02.27.09 17:33 PM by austin

@The Community

Well, it's late, and I'm spent. Long week. I've taken a break from PAIN for a little while in the interim before the new release.

It brings me to my next question: What has everyone else been doing to preoccupy their time lately? Honestly, it really doesn't even have to be video game related, even though it's slightly implied.

For me, it's been Street Fighter IV and MLB '09: The Show.

Foot note: my ovaries exploded from the greatness, and I'm on the Adam side of the gender line. Anyone have/played these titles yet?

In other news:

Eh, not much.

Oh, the poll percentage [%] adds up to 101 at the moment. Just goes to show how much our new toy is going to rock.

Enjoy.

-M*

Posted on 02.27.09 18:53 PM by Anthony

@anthony
i have sf4 but i am crappy at it. lately ive been taking on fear and killzone 2
i`m soooo looking forward to HAWX 2morrow. as a delaystation loyalist i havent killed via jet fighter since ace combat 2, i think it was 2. the point is it looks like a lot o' fun. can't wait for darts and fortress. i also am looking forward to little big planet 2, but thats a way off i think...

Posted on 02.27.09 21:35 PM by MarlyT35

What up rebal, nice to have you back. I've been kinda low key lately as well as I've been traveling and frankly before that I just haven't been using my ps3 as much as I used to. I always have these up and down periods though so I'll probably be back playing soon Smile

Posted on 02.27.09 23:04 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Super sonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars... It's really the #1 game I've played for the last 2 months. It is truly awesome.

Posted on 02.27.09 23:30 PM by TonyB

*MUNCHES ON BURRITO* Recalling a poll from not so long ago, is there any update on the Japan environment? *PUTS DOWN BURRITO, and takes out a Bento box* Mmmmmm Unagi....... i

Posted on 02.28.09 01:05 AM by Steve

Just finished Bioshock, right now on Resistance 2, also my friend lent me his PSP to play God of War. I always find time to play some Pain inbetween other games.

cronos1515

Posted on 02.28.09 05:00 AM by Rick

Replaying Shenmue 2 (for the forth time) (Xbox 1), Grand Theft Auto: Lost and Damned on <cough> Xbox 360, Yakuza 2 (PS2), Street Fighter 4 and Little Big Planet on my PS3. Waiting for Persona 4 and interested to see how Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust turns out, now it has a British development team.
And, of course, Pain. One day, I will get in the Top Ten. Best tip I've read in this forum: just do 2 Oochs per recharge.

How can I afford two new gen consoles, and have time to play them? Simple, I don't have kids...

Posted on 02.28.09 05:46 AM by Joe

Outside games: Now the ligiment in my ankle as healed up the best it can, I'm back at Martial Arts training and tournament training. Osu!

Posted on 02.28.09 05:56 AM by Joe

@Joe-Nothing wrong with that. I don't have kids and I have a PS3, 360, and a Wii. PS3 is definitely my favorite system and I'm not just saying that because I'm on a Playstation site. Feel free to hit me up with a friend request on PSN and XBL. That goes for all of the other regulars on this site too, my name is the same on both. Btw, I LOVE Shenmue, great choice!

I'm patiently waiting for Resident Evil 5 to come out, I'll be getting it for the PS3, of course. I'm so pumped about that game! In the meantime, I've been enjoying Left4dead on the 360 and House of the Dead: Overkill on the Wii. Both great games. Overkill is the BEST House of the Dead EVER!

Posted on 02.28.09 18:12 PM by qb2bTheReaper

My friend has been spending a lot of time on the advanced replay editor lately and he's been making some mighty good videos but he is getting depressed because of the low view counts. Check out some of his vids before he loses his spirit.

www.youtube.com/Nekron1018

Seriously, he has managed to capture some hilarious moments in Pain. Everytime I watch his vids, they remind me of what originally Intrigued me about the game. The humor.

Posted on 02.28.09 18:24 PM by qb2bTheReaper

pepole i know everyone wants darts and fortress lets get this started pain team please ps can you tell me when IT WILL COME OUT :<

Posted on 02.28.09 20:07 PM by austin

@The Community
Let's get this clear,okay?PAIN Online will probably come out with PAIN Fotress,which will probably come out with PAIN Darts.So just wait and see.
@Idol Minds
Can you at least tell us the most reasonable or possible date these things will come out.I and/or we,the community,will at least like to know the month or something,it will help.

Posted on 02.28.09 21:21 PM by PS3Potential

Read people... They are shooting for March. It says it in a post. I'll help those of you not able to work the sliding box on the right of the screen....


New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan
New content sometime in March is the plan

Now please for the love of the baby jeebus...QUIT ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.01.09 01:03 AM by TonyB

(Quote edited for lenth)

Obscured – So, you’re asking ME for dates? Man, you know how I feel about that. Until it’s 100% solid (which is a rare a beautiful thing for PAIN), I don’t like to potentially mislead you, but you’re a good dude, so I’ll bust this out for you: We’re shooting to have Online Multiplayer out in March. It’s unbelievable how hard things have been between getting Japan’s release out the door and finishing up Online, but we’re just about there. You mentioned two months, and I assure you that it’s not going to be that long (because if it is, I’ll be fired, and I don’t like that option).

That was in RED letters from Coke...

Read people...read

Posted on 03.01.09 01:10 AM by TonyB

@TonyB: I'm not following, when did you say it would be out? Hehe, kidding!

Anyway, I might have to start playing games again so I don't suck too bad when online hits.

Posted on 03.01.09 04:55 AM by KnizzleHizzle

It might sound selfish, but firstly congratz on making it world wide. But now to my selfishness... Sorry, but I don't REALLY care about worldwide, I've just been waiting for content. THat's pretty much it. I'm writing this from my Ps3. My first post. :} Dunno what it'll say my name is...

Mitch

Posted on 03.01.09 05:34 AM by Mitchell

@qb & Joe

I am truly envious of the two of you.....

......If only there was a place to trade in my daughter for a 360 & a Wii.....

oh, wait....

Can you sell babies on E-bay????

Is there an age restriction????

Hmmmmm...............

Posted on 03.01.09 06:41 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

qb2bTheReaper:

Thanks for the friend request request, Brother. First I must weigh up the pros & cons of anonymity before hitting you back. But in real life I don't know anybody who played either Shenmue 1 or 2, so it'll be great to talk to someone who sees the genius in the game.

The reason I play Shenmue 2 so often is that it offers a world you can get lost in (save for the annoying fork lift and books tasks!), far more so than GTA 4. Yakuza 1 and 2 come close though.

@ Ron_Is_GOD_420

Brother, I envy you. At 36 the old bio clock is ticking, and I'm missing a big chunk of the real life experience. To bring a life into this world must be sublime. I just want to get a decent job (hope my boss isn't reading this!) before having kids. I don't want them growing up at the lower end of the SES scale. It would be nice if they have the choice of going to University at 18; whereas, I didn't have the grades to get in.

Posted on 03.01.09 07:05 AM by Joe

Have you guys noticed the url to this post?

pain.us.playstation.com/.../Test-Post.aspx

Test-post? Wtf?

Posted on 03.01.09 11:30 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ Jason Coker:

re Pain Labs:

I'm really enjoying the Pain Lab, this time around, and I'm glad it hasn't been replaced yet. May I ask that you keep this Lab in Pain, please? Maybe bring back popular Labs too, for permanent residence?

Also, can you bring back character profiles (in game or online) using the MySpace format as seen in the Amusement (sic) Park promo video, please?

Posted on 03.01.09 12:46 PM by Joe

u guys r ridiculous, everyone else comes out with update. u guys keep saying this and that is coming out. YA RIGHT, hell burnout paradice is the best on the market right now. when the say a update is coming out on a certain date it does. u guys r getting just as bad as slant six of Socom confuntation. I also see comments on other game i thought this was for PAIN only, but i guess not. Come on get some new update, exspecialy online so i can play with my friends. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted on 03.01.09 17:37 PM by 91st-quiteman

@MarlyT35 or T31

YOu said can't wait for LBP 2...WOuld they need one? You can do everything in the first one it seems kinda pointless. They should bring out skins or themes for the pods though.

Posted on 03.02.09 01:59 AM by Mitchell

@Mitch

They have already stated that there WILL be a LBP2....but it'll be more of an add-on or continuation of the first. That way the user-content is still useable. I personally would like to see some sort of portal or gateway to "fax" sackboy from one place to another.

Posted on 03.02.09 08:40 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Reaper, please tell your friend that (s)he is awesome. Those are some great videos. VERY nicely done!

Peace,
Coke

Posted on 03.02.09 10:02 AM by Jason Coker

@Coke-Will do. Thanks for watching.

Posted on 03.02.09 10:17 AM by qb2bTheReaper

Seriously......... When is this friggin game going online? It's been talked about since last summer and I'm still not online getting my ass whooped by a pain "mutant" yet! Screw Japan get us online! Sorry I've been holding that in for a while.

Posted on 03.03.09 01:52 AM by jasonmc

@ mitchell

need it or not LBP2 is going to happen. not my words, but theirs. even if it dies in development i will be happy with the original.
Peace

Posted on 03.03.09 03:15 AM by MarlyT35

@The PAIN gang - A little help please... What modes should we be practicing to get ready for online? In other words, which of our beloved modes are going to be available for online play? I just know my favorite STM won't be involved... that makes me a sad panda... But which ones are?

LIST PLEASE!!!!

Posted on 03.03.09 03:51 AM by TonyB

They have to postpone online because testing didn't go as planned in Nigeria. Looks like we'll be expecting a Fall release date. Yay.

Posted on 03.03.09 13:20 PM by KrimsonSky25

@The Community
Who has LittleBigPlanet?Call of Duty:World at War?Killzone 2?Any game!?Come on people,cut Idol Minds some slack.While they enjoy us commenting and blogging,there comes to a point where all these questions that are being asked over and over again get annoying.Play other games!They're here for our amusement!They have Trophies to occupy us with!You can at least take your mind off PAIN by playing other games!Now will you excuse me,I got Trophies to achieve(gets Call of Duty:World at War out to play).

Posted on 03.03.09 13:42 PM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential

You're certainly right, there are a lot of games that need to be played. To me there'd be KZ2, SvR 2009, Unreal Tournament 3, LBP at the moment... If I just hadn't finished most of them so fast, damn. e.g. like Killzone 2. Online I'm a General already^^ Now I just need to get all of the Trophies Laughing

Posted on 03.03.09 14:58 PM by KingDragunov

Pain is getting to be a real Pain, say all these updates are coming out and now there not. I think im not going to play Pain again until something new comes out.

Posted on 03.03.09 16:28 PM by 91st-quiteman

@91st quitter - Wow... would you like some cheese with that whine? Online comes out this month. Try naming a few games that have put out as much DLC as PAIN... Pain is more than 3x bigger than it was at launch. Try finding a game that sells for 10 bucks and has 1/3rd the DLC as PAIN...oh yeah, you can't, because there aren't any!! Stop your crying.

Posted on 03.03.09 17:08 PM by TonyB

Gday Idol gang and blog commenting type people!

I still don't care what anyone says about you guys I still like you.

Also seeing your pictures up the top there I had one of those 'not how I pictured you to look' (you know the ones) moments.

On another topic I downloaded a Famitsu Magazine video on the Jap PSN store and it featured Mr Pain. Those Jap blokes dressed as old men are nuts!

It's craziness is enhanced by the fact that I don't even speak good broken Japanese.

Thanks for all the fun!

I just can't seem to unlock Buzz but I'll keep trying.

PSN ID: Olaus

Posted on 03.03.09 20:52 PM by Kieron

@ Kieron:

re unlocking Buzz:

There're videos on YouTube on how to unlock Buzz. The way I did it, using Sumo Elvis character (he seems to have more momentum) is first aim for the support beam just under the Mummy, this should set off the explosive. Then Ooch to the hanger with a mini downtown on the ceiling and knock down all the buildings. Now Ooch to the road that slopes down towards the office block before the fans shut down (I used my Super Ooch here). Ooch down the road aiming for the office block with the Pain Muzak. Enter the building and the fans will blow you (oo-er) up the ramp though the skylight. Fall back down and continue this sequence till you bust 3 mill. I'm aware there are more sublime ways to score big, but this might be easier to explain.

Good luck, Brother.

Posted on 03.04.09 02:06 AM by Joe

Unlock Buzz in Movie Studio After Party. And the Mummy is in the castle / fortress tower.

Posted on 03.04.09 02:11 AM by Joe

@91st-quiteman
Not to be harsh or anything,but if you don't like PAIN,then don't comment on this website.This website is for PAIN lovers,players,and fans,okay?
@The Community
Check this out,I think you already heard of it,but for those who didn't,here's what's up:
"The latest issue of Game Informer reports that SackBoy will appear as a bonus character at some point in the future for the PlayStation Network downloadable title Pain. Though the magazine doesn't provide any information on when or how SackBoy will be made available, we can already hear the cringes and gasps PS3 owners will be making as they whip the poor guy into various death traps to rack up points." - 1up.com
If this is true,then I think PAIN will get very interesting.Smile
@Idol Minds
Do you think putting Sackboy in PAIN is possible?Is this article true?And what is up with the screenshots not changing?We the community may never know,but we can wait and see.

Posted on 03.04.09 16:27 PM by PS3Potential

I hope the statement "Travis not posting = a lot of work going on" is still true..^^

Posted on 03.05.09 09:07 AM by KingDragunov

ALRIGHT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BOYS AND GIRLS, THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS FINALLY HERE.
Video footage of the Brew City Butcherz LIVE from the Gat To School Tour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ_ulnJb45Q
Check it.
I'm the big guy on the left, kinda stiff on stage due to massive piles of cords surrounding me. Plus my mic is sorta quiet, none the less, we rocked that biznitch.

Posted on 03.05.09 13:54 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs - I'm at werk right now, but I'll watch when I get home... Can't wait to see this!

Posted on 03.05.09 15:58 PM by TonyB

Right on homie!!

Posted on 03.05.09 17:07 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Great video MutilatRJuggalo!

Posted on 03.05.09 18:35 PM by PS3Potential

@JuggySmalls - <<< HA! Dude.... dude dude dude DUDE! Duuuude.

I have to admit holms, I couldn't understand one garbled word, but other than that.... that wasn't bad at all mang! I'm not gonna front. I'm old school. Don't flow with the microphone artists. I like Floyd. So for me not to crap all over your cornflakes is an endorsement!. Some decent wiggage there brizzle.

Peace

Posted on 03.06.09 04:14 AM by obscured

sry i do like pain i play it alot just wish i could play it on line with friends. They all have it to so it would be nice to go online .

Posted on 03.06.09 16:39 PM by 91st-quiteman

@ PS3Potential:

re: Pain fans only

I disagree, Brother. I feel that people who hate Pain should be made welcome. As long as they have a valid point to be made, and not just post "Pain SUCKS!" etc. For even from our enemies we can still learn. When fighting in a Mixed Martial Arts tournament we ofter go to the ground. We then rely on Brazilian Ju Jitsu, you can then learn a lot from your opponent.

@ MRJ (Sorry for the abridgment, I'm typing this via PS3 so can't cut-and-paste your full tag so I was worried I might spell your name wrong).

Great vid, Brother. Unfortunately I'm not signed up with YouTube so couldn't watch in Hi Def, nor rate it. Low def looks like camera phone 3G clip! Like obscured I couldn't make out the words. Please could you post some of the lyrics that mean the most to you?

"Wreck the mic. PSYCH!" from the embarrassing, yet entertaining, Ant & Dec rap, "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" LOL.

Posted on 03.06.09 16:49 PM by Joe

Wait, I could of just wrote MRJ's full tag on a piece of paper! This is what happens when you rely on technology too much.
Smile

Posted on 03.06.09 16:55 PM by Joe

Ha ha ha oh dear.. (wipes tear away) Ant & Dec's "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" music video is on YouTube, check out. Sorry, but Middle Class men and rap doesn't mix, I'm looking at you Beastie Boys. (Ooh controversial). LOL...

Posted on 03.06.09 18:17 PM by Joe

I hate rap....especially underground.

Posted on 03.06.09 19:39 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Unlocking Buzz: I switch to the launcher next to Beavzilla. Ride him until you get some mutipliers and hit the studio below him. Dance around in there until you just come short of powerfailure. If you manage to Ooch all the way to the high rise and shoot up the center of it you should be golden.

Remember Travis Golden Rule: That 3rd and 4th Ooch is for suckas. Don’t use it!

RON: Easy on the Rap padnuh.

Juggz: Nice video. You and Coke need to team up. He’s got rhymes like dimes.


King: We are VERY close to releasing Online to format so to answer your question. YES… YES I AM. Haha. Coke and I were in this weekend making sure things were going well. We are also getting more celebs you know to be in PAIN. Stay tuned.

PS3: We will have more Sony Characters in PAIN very soon. I just got the approval from a team to do a character you guys know and love.


91st: You won’t have to wait too much longer. And the next PAIN environment that comes out will prove once again that we still listen. Our VP is practically the “Godfather of PAIN” so when he saw this new mode he poked holes in it until we made it better. You have Scott Rohde to thank in part for it. It’s actually quite awesome. More on that NEXT MONTH.

Posted on 03.06.09 22:02 PM by travis williams

I see some subliminal messages in there...

"Godfather"
"Poked Holes"
"Scott Rohde"
"Next Month"

This can only mean one thing guys....

The next environment is a recreation of HELL and it's being released TOMORROW!!!!!!

wait....what??

Posted on 03.06.09 22:58 PM by sicdude

@ Travis
Hey T, what's going on brotha? Hope alls been wel with yourself and the family.

1st:
Early on this board, you talk about the specially made shirts for Mr. Pain that were made up.
I then posted this after you said that:

@Travis and Coker...coker cabana,

I submitted my NEW PAIN Slogan shirt ideas:
By the way, about those NEW Shirts your making up?

Well, you now have 1 or 2 MORE shirts to make up and sell!

So you can start by adding MY slogan to your shirts, and it will ONLY cost you Travis, Coke, Super Dave, and Litch is sending me a "Mandatory free" shirt with my slogan on it" of course, and a TINY commission of ONLY 10 cents up to max., Twenty Five cents per shirt sale.

lol Ok, we can negotiate on the last part but you now have 1 or 2 choices that you can put on the NEW shirts with my/your new motto

1. PAIN/MR.PAIN
Officially Bringing down a World of hurt!

2. PAIN/MR.PAIN
Bringing you a World of Hurt since 2009

8Then I got knocked offline, and had to make this post right after)

3."Serving up a World of Hurt"

4."Launching up a World of Hurt"

5. "Launching up a World of Hurt in 2009

(PAIN is now all over the world right? USA, Europe, Japan, China?)

Feb 5th, 09'AM by Hello Hello


So, I would like to know, which of those slogans, or how many of them will ACTUALLY be made up?
And of course, odds on a commision for moi? lol

2nd:
-- What's going on with HOME?

--Does my "PAIN Trauma Center" have any legs, so to speak?

Haskell to the Nth

Posted on 03.06.09 23:22 PM by Hello Hello

This VP? Who is it? Are you going to say who he is in the next topic discussion? Kratos, Snake, Nariko, Sackboy?

Posted on 03.06.09 23:38 PM by Logan

@ The Pain team

I have wind!

Recently I have been Oochin down the road in Downtown and Movie Studio a gust of wind has blown me up and round in 360 loop the loop type thing. With a Sometimes good and sometimes bad result, anyway my question is has the gusts of wind always been there or is it a new thing coz i don't think I've been blown before!????
( I mean in the game you pervs )

Posted on 03.06.09 23:59 PM by Slaminthelamb

March 10 is Mar10 day. And we all love the mustached plumber, don't we? Spead the love & increase the peace.

Posted on 03.07.09 00:05 AM by Joe

Anybody knows when we will have online multiplayer?

Posted on 03.07.09 00:08 AM by Anake_Thanatos

@ Kieron:

Travis Williams is right, of course, I forgot to add only do 2 Oochs per recharge.

PS Sorry if I offended any Beastie Boys fans, that just the way I feel, growing up in 80s London was harsh, admittedly it's no Compton, but still I think I paid my dues. Really I like all music: Classical: Wagner et al (As featured in the fortress vid), Rap (as long as the artist is "Real" honest speaking from their heart), Pop, US Country, I love them all.

Posted on 03.07.09 00:21 AM by Joe

What up with the avatars? Are they still slated for this month?

Posted on 03.07.09 00:39 AM by jasonmc

@Sic: The only HELL part about PAIN was the online morass. I mean you wouldn’t believe the ball of HURT we went through to make it happen. But I gotta tell you it sure is nice to be mostly done with it. We are waiting for FORMAT approval now. Once we have it I will tell you the date we will be ready to go. Rohde is the VP of Product Development in America and also my own personal tormentor. The last time he and I got into over PAIN I ended up screaming THIS IS MY LIFE!! I don’t think I won that altercation either.

@Haskell: We really have to jump through hoops to get consumer market apparel here. I’m really trying to make this TShirt deal happen. It’s killin me padnuh. Yes, PAIN is in all those territories as well as Korea. HOME is progressing but not as fast as I would like it to. We do have a pretty cool design tho. We shall see.

@Logan: I am not launching Rohde although I have thought about it.


@Slamin: That wind has always been there. Either that or you are using the FORCE now. Which has been known to happen.


@Anake: As soon as we get FORMAT approval. We are done with the work.


@Joe: Rap isn’t just about being from a rough area. It’s poetry to a beat. Keeping it “real” is not about being hard as much as it is about being true to self.


@Jason: We got word from “above” that there will be a slight delay in making them available. We are in the hopper so when new Avatars come out we will be in that bunch.

Posted on 03.07.09 00:57 AM by travis williams

@ travis williams:

re Rap:

Yes I agree, I am 36 and know a bit about the subject (!) (You hit a nerve there...) The problem I have with fake rappers going on about poping caps in domes and shagging hoes when in reality they have had it soft. "Soft" Rap has a place BVSMP's lady respectful "I Need You" comes to mind; as does, Comedy Rap: Goldie Looking Chain's "Guns Don't Kill People" and political Rap: Eminem's sublime "Mosh".

I'm sorry Mr. Williams but I seem to get a better vibe from Jason Coker, he is more polite.
Wink

Posted on 03.07.09 01:26 AM by Joe

Ummmm, who's Rohde?

Posted on 03.07.09 01:27 AM by Logan

Have you guys ever thought of doing a Jason or Leatherface for Halloween? Drunk Easter Bunny is cool too. Smile

Posted on 03.07.09 01:28 AM by Logan

@Logan: Rohde (Scott Rohde) is the VP of Product Development for Sony he's my boss's boss. He's also the exec responsible for making PAIN happen. He and Christian.

...and I got an Easter Bunny for you Logan. Trust me.

@Joe: I’m 38 and trust me when I say I can wax philosophical about rap and its origins and manifestations. I think rap is entertainment and I don’t know why people think you have to live a life to talk about it. George Lucas never flew a starship. If you want to see good musical commentary on RAP watch this video….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWOoL31IJc

It’s not an illusion Coke is more polite. I’m called the “Dream Crusher” at work.

Posted on 03.07.09 01:42 AM by travis williams

@ travis williams:

re Rap

Simple because Rap *is* poetry (like you say), and the best (and sometimes heartbreaking) poetry is from an author who as lived a life that he now writes.

Although the George Lucas analogy is a new and interesting perspective, and will glady take it aboard and give it considerable thought, thank you. It's just nice if growing up poor, people have something that is ours alone, so maybe it's envy?

PS Dream Crusher? Yes that is rather apt, Heh
PPS Thanks for the vid link, Brother, I'll check it out.

Posted on 03.07.09 01:53 AM by Joe

@ travis williams

Sorry the link doesn't work in the UK. YouTube/Google, for some sort of legal reasons, have banned all music videos from tonight in the UK. Can you believe this? Arrrgg scum suckers...

When I get my PC back online I'll try to mask an US proxy server, that should work. But that could be ages.

Posted on 03.07.09 02:05 AM by Joe


I grew up poor too Joe. It's not like we can't have rap. I think it's cool that a people can make a music style and it can take different forms. In that we should be proud. But sometimes music is just entertainment.

Someone asked me if I wanted to make a game about surfing and I said no thanks I've never done it. He then countered with you've never shot yourself out of a huge slingshot and somehow you managed to get that right. Touché indeed.

The link is a song by The Roots called “What They Do” and it’s a rap video where you see all the “big willy-isims” you see in rap videos and how they aren’t true and are just manufactured to sell a lifestyle that isn’t accurate at all. I am sure if you do a YouTube search in London you will find it.

I am called Dream Crusher because it’s my job as a Producer to tell people when their ideas (dreams) suck. It’s also to tell them when they don’t. No one remembers that part. It’s why I like Simon Cowell on American Idol. He crushes dreams in grand fashion… and I dig that!

Posted on 03.07.09 02:23 AM by travis williams

@ travis williams:

LOL I love the sling shot story.
re YouTube/Google they have banned *all* commercial music videos on their site. It's really is a bad situation. YouTube/Google are trying to sort out payment for the rights (and who gets paid) and how, ads in the vid etc. Like one poster put it "But music videos *are* advertisements for the artists". It's a sad day indeed, I loved watching cheesy 80s Pop videos. No more.

Hey Travis thanks for the chat, I've been down lately. A while back I tore my ligament in my ankle and only recently got back to training and now it is catch up time. What I am trying to say is..... thanks.
Smile

Posted on 03.07.09 02:40 AM by Joe

re YouTube/Google:
The above only applies to UK users.

Posted on 03.07.09 02:41 AM by Joe

re YouTube UK:

That's weird some music vids work, maybe my 80s nostalgia is safe?

Posted on 03.07.09 02:50 AM by Joe

@ travis williams:

re The Roots: What They Do.
I did a search and the first two were "not available for your country". But the third one was. Third time lucky! Nice.

Posted on 03.07.09 02:57 AM by Joe

@PS3Potential
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

@obscured
I appreciate you not crappin' on the cornflakes of a serial killin' cereal killa.

@Travis
Much appreciated homie.

@Joe
Thanks buddy.
As far as lyrics go, I'll just give you the lyrics for my verse on that song.

"Welcome to the home of the Great Houdini and Jeffery Dahmer,
A place where it gets so cold in the winter time we'll hide up in the folds on yo mamma,
Tomahawk choppin all opposition and droppin um in the coffin to rest,
Face down wit two w's carved into they chest,
If they protestin' this expedition that we're embarked on,
Go 'head and try and test us and you'll see we're far too strong,
cause for far too long,
we've all been embracing this dream,
And now we spreadin like a disease infectin the whole scene, know what I mean
Reachin' airborne status smokin' them trees,
High in the sky we fly buzzin like a swarm of bees,
protect the hive is the motto we live by and that's a fact,
No matter how outnumbered we always got each others backs,
and if you can't see this,
you best to see an optomitrist,
before we leave your teeth rearranged in desperate need of an orthodontist,
For the rest,
Show respect,
and turn off your radio,
Get that main stream crap out your ears,
and get your ass to our shows."

The song is called Welcome 2 Wicked WI. Wicked Wisconsin is a movement to get Wisconsin's wickedest and freshest rappers noticed. Much love to Rick Dogg.

I'll upload a video that you can hear the vocals a little better for. I'll make it like a music video wit the track over it.

Posted on 03.07.09 03:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

re: The Roots: What They Do.
(Sorry to post again) Ha ha, fantastic! "Really Ginger Ale" Copyright 1996! I can't believe I missed that vid. If anyone liked that check out Goldie Looking Chain: Guns Don't Kill People for an UK perspective. Outstanding. I can't cut-and-paste a link, typing via my PS3 but YouTube search should find it. Please tell me what you think, it cracks me up.

Posted on 03.07.09 03:09 AM by Joe

@ MRJ:

Thanks for putting the lyrics up, Brother, I really appreciate it.
"Reachin' airborne status smokin' them trees / High in the sky we fly buzzin like a swarm of bees " Beautiful.

Posted on 03.07.09 03:21 AM by Joe

Great,thanks Travis!How about you post a picture of it in screenshots,or make a trailer about it like Movie Studio,or Amusement Park,just something that will tingle our PAINful brains with excitement.:>

Posted on 03.07.09 03:50 AM by PS3Potential

An easter bunny, seriously? Awesome.

Posted on 03.07.09 04:44 AM by Logan

@ Logan:

How about a female bunny, a honey bunny if you will? I'll hunt for her eggs! Yuk yuk. (oh dear...)

Posted on 03.07.09 05:22 AM by Joe

@ MRJ:
(Damn, I'm really sorry for posting again, I try to ween off it).

You describe your crew as a hive is this a first? If so I believe it will catch on (it is better than soldiers: hey rappers and actors you are civvies, live with it. LOL). But the descriptive "Hive" is nothing short of genius. I can't wait for the vid mk. 2 (If YouTube UK let's me watch it!).

Posted on 03.07.09 05:33 AM by Joe

@Joe: No sweat. I like on the video when they say who the house belongs to. Or the obligatory beat down shot. I love that video because the Roots keep it real. They are a RAP Band. That means they play music and rap. I still can’t believe Fallon has them as a house band. AMAZING. .. and feel better.

@PS3Potential: We just made a rough cut of the new video. We have to record new VO and get all the effects done. You will see the new Environment video soon enough. Online is next. It’s time to get your multiplayer on!

@Logan: Yes an Easter Bunny… Peter Cottontail aint got nothing on our bunny. And that’s what’s up.

Posted on 03.07.09 07:34 AM by travis williams

@travis

updte on da sexy sista please.

Posted on 03.07.09 09:07 AM by DO2

@ Travis
Thanks for replying co cheese. I HATE rap + Hip Hop

splfft

Anyway, it's kinda amusing in a sarcastic kinda way how you have to go through so much crap, approvals whatever, all for a friggan T Shirt to get and even made up.

WTF are they thinking over at Sony?
I'll tell you what their thinking.
NOTHING..not a goddamn thing.
IT'S A EMBARESSMENT

PLEASE HIRE ME

Their marketing? IT SUCKS THE GREEN PHLEGMY SNOT RIGHT OUTTA MY NOSE.
(mmm, lol)

It's a goddamn joke.
DUDE, I don't have to tell you of course, but PAIN, IT'S BEEN OUT A GODDAMN 15 MONTHS, and STILL not a shirt to be found anywhere?
Well except for MY PAIN Designer shirt I got of course.

But you know what I mean.
Where's the apparel?
The PAIN shirts? PAIN hats? PAIN bandaids? PAIN stickers? PAIN key chains? PAIN Posters(do they still make posters? lol) Car floor mats maybe pushing it, but you get the point.

Here's a new idea for you to work on.
Creating a PAIN Store in the game.
If you build it, they will spend it.

If we can add funds to our wallets when we buy games, chracters etc., in the PS Store. Then I should be able to start up PAIN and if their's a update, it updates. I'm now on the main screen. I scroll down past Community and their is the PAIN Store!

I click on it, it shows me a bunch of shirts with the slogans I came up with of course, ok,OK, and yours also.
Shirts with Kenny, or Tati, even the Hoff!
You can even have one of their funny sayings/comments on the back or front of the shirt. Hell, take one of my slogans I made up, put it on the back, and make it like a concert t-shirt. I see what I want, add it too my cart, bing bang boom, 7 days later I got a Tati shirt at my door.

I sign into the PS Network, I go to the PS Store.
I got options. I can buy or rent movies or tv shows, play game demo's, see game and movie trailers, Online Gaming Map Packs, extra characters, etc.
I can get some free, but I can buy friggan waste of HD space WALLPAPER and a background Themes, and Premium themes for a price?
YET
Yet, I can't buy any Sony Playstation, Sony PS3, HOME, and every other major games that many people play, like PAIN, Killzone2, Resistance 2, Little Big Planet merchandise ANYWHERE?

You KNOW Sony CAN do that, AND I guarentee you, that NO ONE THEIR AT SONY, HAS EVEN PROPOSED IT, and I say this with absolute certainty.

The Store has been accessible for 2+ years now. Not 1 tangible thing I can buy.
If some fan, or DIE HARD PAIN, or Killzone 2 player SEE'S A Killzone shirt in the PS Store, you don't think their gonna buy it?
FUK YEAH they will.

Come on T. Do the right thing. Call whomever at Sony and tell them to call me because they got people making over what, 30k a year?

YET THIS YUTZ KNOWS THEIR JOBs BETTER THEN THEY DO.

TITanium Haskell

Posted on 03.07.09 09:37 AM by Hello Hello

@Haskell: Oh... my... god... you're a fucking genius, I want to buy stuff through PSN, it's so fucking brilliant! GET THAT SONY? MAKE IT HAPPEN! That's would be some freaking awesome! And I'm a total whore when it comes to owning it all, Sony would get fucking rich from me and you alone, dude!

Wtf, I can't believe I hadn't thought of that myself!

Posted on 03.07.09 13:24 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis

Quick question for you my friend, are you guys looking to secure "celebrities" or "characters" that celebrities create? Or both...? In other words "Pee Wee Herman" or Paris Hilton (wow not much difference there)? Incidentally any character from the show "Drawn Together" would be perfect for launching.

Posted on 03.07.09 18:05 PM by venkman1221

@Knizzle: You been here for a minute I am sure you can express yourself without all the potty mouf action. I like to swear as much as the next cat. Calm it down a bit. I get your point padnuh.

@Haskell: Sony is kinda huge my friend. The larger the company the harder it is to do things not in the core realm of the company. It’s not like those things can’t be done they just take longer than you want. MUCH Longer. It’s usually why you don’t see much in the way of merchandise for a product until a sequel. The gears turn slowly here. The fastest thing about PAIN is usually the updates. Go figure.

@Venkmen: We are using real celebs. The Hoff was the first but you will be seeing more celebs in the coming months. Along with more video game characters. We were excited the when the Buzz team let us toss Buzz around. We went shopping for other characters so it’s going to be cool to see them pop up. Stay tuned.


@DO2: I have bigger plans for my “Nubian Goddesses.” All in due time. Tati was my homage to video chicks… but my insanity does not end there. I can assure you.

Posted on 03.07.09 18:16 PM by travis williams

@TRAVIS

can i name her? Smile

Posted on 03.08.09 03:30 AM by DO2

Are there going to be anymore trophies for the original areas?

Posted on 03.08.09 04:10 AM by eric

Do we know the final poll results for the name of the "zombie"? Do we get an ETA for his release?

cronos1515

Posted on 03.08.09 04:46 AM by Rick

@ Travis

But T, while Sony IS big, that makes it even MORE ridiculous. Seriously, this is a joke. Just like HOME is turning out to be.
Now don't get me wrong. I AM A HUUUGE Supporter of HOME, it premise, and it's future because the possibilities are and can be limitless. But that is NO excuse for their lackadaisical BS, and wasted time on nothing.
Now I am no genius of course, but I am smart and I am creative AND I understand and know how business works. With any business, the way I see it, is basic common sense. With ANY business you have to have some sort of model going in.What's the purpose of your business is What your main goal is,

Posted on 03.08.09 05:03 AM by Hello Hello

@Joe
I appreciate your comments and support. Especially since your across the ocean. That means we officialy got fans across the world. Good lookin' out.

Posted on 03.08.09 05:40 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

goddamit I wasn't supposed to send that in yet.
Travis, we need a EDIT Comment action here.

@ Travis

But T, while Sony IS big, that makes it even MORE ridiculous. Seriously, this is a joke. Just like HOME is turning out to be.
Now don't get me wrong. I AM A HUUUGE Supporter of HOME, it premise, and it's future because the possibilities are and can be limitless. But that is NO excuse for their lackadaisical BS, wasted time on useless features and spaces where there is NTHING to do.
Now with HOME, they showed us at E3 years ago what can be. Yet here we are 2+ years later, and now it is finally starting to add spaces, like the new R. Evil space, soon the EA Sports complex etc. They have the Ligne Roset furniture store and Deisel clothes in the Mall. That's it.
I have seen the articles where Sony touts all these other companies who have signed on and are making spaces or want to be a part of HOME in another way. Great. But this is now going on year 2 and it seems they are taking their sweet time puting things out. Now that's fine, but the thing is when they put he stuff out those things have loads of errors or problems.
So they still have basic problems that are vital, yet it's like no one ever thought of the problems. They tout Voice chat for all. Yet they don't moderate or watch whats going on.
Like the assholes who would just keep saying nigga this, nigga that, calling you a nigga bitch, saying sup nigga etc., and interupt people who are talking to their friends, on purpose just to be pricks. Be it walking in front of us while we bowl. Now they can't block you from bowling, but they stand their just to piss you off until you get pissed. Or their favorite thing to do is do the running man dance moves next too you so it looks like their humping that person. Yes you can select their name and block them, but then some of their friends come over and do they same just to annoy you.
We complain that we need more and much better moderation and were told they are watching us because they are invisible. Yea right. So they added a feature that when you select Report someone, it records everything in that immediate area so they have proof of that person your reporting. But then some started making up lies saying so n so called my a cu%$ and a nigger but stopped, right as I reported them, so there's no proof. yet you know.
But NOW it got so bad and their were so many complaints of harrassment, they now banned all voice chat in HOME until further notice. Like no one thought this could happen lol.. helloooooooo

Sony yeah, they have a HUGE company, yet their marketing is a JOKE. The TV commercials suck, their print ads in the newspapers and for Best Buy etc., suck and online ads suck.

Now I am no genius of course, but I am smart and I am creative AND I understand and know how business works. With any business, the way I see it, is basic common sense, especially when it comes to customer service.

With ANY business you have to have some sort of model going in. What's the purpose of your business is, who does it serve, what your main goal is, what plans do you have going forward AND, in what ways can the business MAKE MONEY.

Sony has had YEARS to come up with this stuff, and as I mentioned earlier the PS Store they seem completely clueless.

They KNEW millions would have access too it. They KNEW what items they were giving us for games, demo's etc.. They KNEW about giving us movies, tv shows etc. yet, they CAN'T, or DIDN'T think of having merchandise?? WHAT?
Now you said that they may wait for a sequal, which is even more moronic. Ok, Resistance came out as did Uncharted a long time ago and they were INSTANT MEGA hints. Yet nothing to buy from either of them, and those games sequals have been being made as soon as 3 months AFTER their initial release. The ratings for the games were excellent and millions of copies were sold and we LOVED it.

I could name, and others could name MANY MANY MANY games that have come out, that were great games, highly popular and highly rated, and which have sold loads of copies. Yet they can't make up a Little Big Planet shirt? HUH?
Oh they can make 50 variations of SackBoy like the Chimeran Sackboy, MGS Sackboy, Santa, Easter Bunny, Res. Evil, Street fighter and on and on and on etc., AND PEOPLE BUY THOSE as soon as they are in the store BECAUSE? They LOVE the game and the character models.

It's the same goddam character with a different outfit. Look at the characters you came out with for PAIN. And everyone pretty much buys all of them, even though they have no statistical, or advantage over the other characters. We do it, JUST to have them!

((Big Side note: Now I still believe you need to do this and would make the levels you come out with even more replayble. A while ago I put out an idea I came up with regarding this specific thing.
I was saying every character should have different attributes from everyone else. I gave examples of:
Kenny is big, strong but he may not soar as high or far but, does a lot of impact damage when he lands/slams into things, where Tati will soar higher and much farther then Kenny, but, she won't do as much damage as him. Hung Lo would soar high, far, and faster then others because he's so small, but he is also a tough little guy so would do more impact damage then Tati, and would be able to get to hard to reach places, or places where their is a smaller opening that only he could get too then say Sumo man.

I also said that this could expand the trophy collection by massive amounts because now you have more trophies per character, AND per level like Downtown, the Movie Lot, the Abusement Park. Kenny may have 10 of the same trophies that Tati has, but he would have seperate and different trophies then Tati because of the impact damage he can do and she has farther away targets that he cannot reach)

So Sony CANNOT make a gamers merchandise store IN THE HOME MALL, OR in the ACTUAL PSN Store where these same people, these same exact fans who buy a different outfitted Sackboys, or useless $1.99 Premium Themes, $24 a year, or $2.99 Qore episode JUST to be able to access a BETA, or to play the early Demo of a game, weeks before everyone else can have access to that same demo in the store.
But they can't take that image, slap it on a T-Shirt to sell?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? COME ON.
Shit, they even come out with those games again, but now have a "Greatest Hits" lable. Why? Becuase the game was a good to great game, that sold a shitload of copies. But

EVERYTIME they can't come out with a Sackboy, Solid Snake, Helghast, Chimerian T-shirt or hat to sell for $15 bucks because what, No one would want it?

This is things that should have been thought of WAY BEFORE the Store came out. To me, that's common goddamn sense.

Hmmm.
Ok team, were going to be creating a PS Store on the newtork so the people who have a PS3 can download free game demos, trailers, gaming related news items like E3 highlights, maybe some free characters if some get released.
Now since we need to make money off these PS3 owners, we NEED to sell things they want and need, things they ask for and things that we think they will like enough to buy.
So we are also going to be SELLING standard definition and High Def movies, new and classic TV shows, single and multiple TV show episodes, access to premium content like Qore, and premium themes, Map packs for certain games like Resistance, Killzone, etc.,

AND NO ON CAN THINK OF A SHIRT OR A HAT WITH A CHARACTERS IMAGE ON IT?


amazing, completely and utterly amazing

El Haskell Titanus

Posted on 03.08.09 06:15 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis
I was a bit drunk when I wrote that I hated rap. Truth is I enjoy 2pac...rip, & eminem & bone thugz.....I just hate rap that is dumb as hell...pretty much anything from lil jon is garbage....how many times can you say YEAH & OKAY b4 yoi get ur ass kicked. Or that "Superman that hoe" song.....Come on...how is it music when you say the same sentence over n over for 3 minutes. That kid needs to go to prison for intentionally making the worlds population dumber.

@MRJ

I truly enjoyed the lyrics to your song. Lets us Wisconsinites hold our heads high.
I've been to the rave quite a few times and have never been dissapointed by a show.
Good luck with your rapping, Someone has to show the world that wisconsin can produce more than serial killers and great tasting beer!

Posted on 03.08.09 06:42 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

check this out
boards.ign.com/.../

i dont know if its new, buti dint wanna use all the time readin trough the posts

Posted on 03.08.09 07:53 AM by

@haskell - I believe that LBP shirts are coming to a few stores, but I agree completely. Selling these items in the store would be a wonderful idea, and would be profitable.

@ron - Sorry, but Wisconsin will always be overshadowed by the awesomeness of Minnesota.

Posted on 03.08.09 08:08 AM by Andrew

@DO2: If I don’t get to name her you don’t either.

@Eric: We are at the maximum point total for PSN trophies in the Downtown area. We are only allowed to add more points by making new content. That’s how it works.

@Rick: Baron seems to be the one to beat. The Zombie will come out around the time when the new environment releases.

@Haskell: I don’t produce HOME Padnuh so you gonna have to take those complaints elsewhere. I have no more to do with HOME than you do. I would love to tell you why your simple answers to complex issues won’t work let me just say smart people like yourself are here and yet it’s still hard to make things happen in time period you would like.

PAIN is a physics-based game Haskell. By virtue of changing a characters size, weight and shape they by definition have different play characteristics so your assertion is actually quite incorrect. The same holds true for characters who have items that break off. We know how the plays with mime, clown toss times. To alter the scales more would only upset the balance. All this has absolutely nothing to do with actual items being for sale in a virtual store.

Just because YOU or a few vocal people want shirts doesn’t automatically make it a worthy business proposition. Just because something is worthy doesn’t mean it is cost effective either. Everything isn’t as cut and dry and you think. While I respect your desire to give us money doesn’t mean taking it is as easy and hassle free as you think.


@Ron: I think it’s a function of age. I hate a LOT of rap nowadays. I would imagine its for the same reason you do. Once upon a time people actually had to have a point. Now it seems as if they can rap about anything and make millions. I think the “I’m on a boat” video proves that you don’t have to talk about much these days and get paid. We sound an awful lot like our parents.

They hated all rap. We knew the difference. I guess we’re the old people now.

Posted on 03.08.09 08:21 AM by travis williams

Interesting find PM... *HOLDS MY HEAD IN MY HANDS*

Posted on 03.08.09 08:22 AM by travis williams

@Travis
Can you some how make the PAIN Trophies(the ones inside the game)into the PS3 ones,since there's only a few,plus people would like more Trophies.

Posted on 03.08.09 09:09 AM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential: In game trophies are not the same as PSN Trophies. We had PAIN Trophies before PSN had trophies and you are not allowed to "grandfather" accomplishments. So the short answer is no we cannot do that.

Posted on 03.08.09 10:57 AM by travis williams

@Andrew

Hahaha....I guess you guys DO have "The Bod" as governor & a bunch of lakes.

But the METH epidemic is thankfully in YOUR state & not mine! I lived in Albert Lea for awhile three years ago & EVERY day there was something about a meth lab being busted or how ALL cold medicine has to be behind locked glass cabinet doors on the front page of the papers. I loved being there but there must be something in the water because all of the kids are snorting and smoking shit that kills rats and makes your face fall off.

.

.

.

I'll stick with this shitty state, thank you.

Posted on 03.08.09 13:24 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

Gday gang!

What a thread!

I'm exhausted!

I buy content to support games I believe in and Pain is top of my list. It's called voting with your wallet.

Thanks for the Buzz help I'm gonna give it a spin later on tonight!

I hate Buzz. He is a direct plagarism of Egregious from Who Wants To Beat Up A Millionaire on the old DreamCast anyway.

Originality is always about concealing your sources eh?

Olaus

Posted on 03.08.09 19:58 PM by Kieron

Regarding Sony IP clothing:

Sony announced an official apparel partnership almost a year ago, but I have yet to see any of these clothes out there.
www.joystiq.com/.../

So, it is coming.

Also, if you do a search for Dress, which is a program on the Japanese PSN Store, it is a clothing design application, which looks like Home, but then you can actually buy the dhirt you designed for real and they ship it to you. They have added Gran Turismo stuff to the application, so I can only assume more IPs will be coming.

So, it may be possible to get enough customer reaction to wanting that in other regions and then get your custom designed PlayStation branded clothing.

Posted on 03.08.09 23:57 PM by FoolKiller79

@ Haskell Titanus

That is the best name ever. I can just hear the SNL Jeopardy spoof now. Sean Connery says "I'll take 'Haskell Tit Anus' for $200 Alex. Truly brilliant. Long-live the COWBELL!

Posted on 03.09.09 00:23 AM by venkman1221

@ MRJ:

Yup London born and bred fan of your lyrics "hide in the folds on yo mamma" oh ouch! LOL can't wait for the clearer audio version.

@ (blank)

Great find, I thought I knew my way around the 'net. Though I didn't know who the upcoming guy was, so did a search, and crikey as we say in London "The bloke is a nutter!" LOL. To be fair I don't follow his circuit so I don't know his peers either. Saying that, I still look forward to launching him, with the audio down lest I have the neighbours banging on the walls. I won't say who it is, but, unless that is some clever CGI on his blog, it looks legit. Although, were I come from, when you get in a fight you don't get invited on TV to talk about it, no you're in an ICU getting your spleen removed. OK, maybe I exaggerate.
Smile

Posted on 03.09.09 01:02 AM by Joe

@Travis

Come on man, you can't hate....I'm on a Boat is obviously satirical and I know you grasp that, but the fact that they got T-Pain to participate is what amplifies the greatness.

But I'm not all about new-wave rap either...Immortal Technique anyone?

Posted on 03.09.09 01:07 AM by austindriver13

I'll lay down some beats so you better groove,
Lest you wake up with your spleen removed.
What!?
I'll stick to what I do, I think. Leave it to the pros...
Wink

Posted on 03.09.09 01:21 AM by Joe

@travis coke and dave
i hav sum ideas 4 characters tell me wot u think
leprechaun. MR T. ozzy ozbourne. hippy

Posted on 03.09.09 01:22 AM by andrea

emo jarvis angry golfer army dude knight andy frm little britain shrek nerd beaver ed

Posted on 03.09.09 01:34 AM by andrea

@TRAVIS AKA PUCKERHOLE


i just hope shes not all decked out in gold. lol, i wanna see SEXAH. lol lots more giggling than tatti. lol, microbrades and smaller tight clothes. lol, oh yeah i have a suggestion, how about a porn star? JENNA BROOKS. shes SEXY as F!#@. lol, idunno wut it is about black chicks. im a white guy that LOVES chocolate TOOOOOO damn much. lol, then again, i've never been wit a vanilla chicl. lol, HAHAHA, to plain i guess. i can see people being pissed at me on here as well. my PSN screen name is DO2K03. send the hate mail. screen name means DADDY OF 2 KIDS 2003. for those who wounder.

Posted on 03.09.09 02:14 AM by DO2

@Kieron: Much appreciated. Thank you sir so very much. That Originality quote I gave to my neighbor just a few days ago. He has a game design course he’s taking and I keep poo pooing everything his professor says in class. It’s highly awesome.

@Foolkiller: Good find. I say go to the official blog and raise some hellish demands about shirts etc… it would help everyone then.

@Venkman: I GOT A FEVAH… and the only cure… is MO COWBELL! I put on my pants one leg at a time too. The only difference is when my pants are on. I make the most downloaded Sony PSN title EVER! (That’s effin funny man)


@Austin: I’m on a boat is AWESOME. It’s PAIN-esque in humor. I love that skit. Almost all Adam’s musical skits on SNL are my favorite. Although I think Jizz in my pants is the best one. What I am commenting on is how once upon a time in Rap you had to actually have a point. Now you don’t really need a point. You just need the mad hatter and a auto-tuner and you are in business.

@Andrea: You are closer to having a Leprechaun in PAIN than you can possibly imagine. (Evil Chuckle) DAMN I LOVE MY JOB!

@DO2: Puckerhole eh? That’s pretty good. You are going to have to do better than that if you are trying to hurt my feelings though. Haha. Puckerhole just makes me giggle. You’re revealing too much about yourself though. I can’t go too far with a black lady character. I have two sisters, a lot of aunts, a mom and a lady who would smack me simultaneously for making them look bad. I wanna entertain but I have to think of my life as well. I am not sure I am willing to die for my art.

Posted on 03.09.09 03:00 AM by travis williams

Looking forward to the Leprechaun (Shaun?). Ireland represent. Watch out for his Shelayle!

Posted on 03.09.09 03:22 AM by Joe

leprechaun yay! more characterz

Posted on 03.09.09 04:42 AM by andrea

call the leprechaun rick o shea

Posted on 03.09.09 04:43 AM by andrea

Leprechauns and easter bunnys = sweet. Is the leprechaun Scruv Dogg in a alternate costume? I would find that amusing.

Posted on 03.09.09 05:18 AM by jasonmc

leprechaun vs dwarfs

Posted on 03.09.09 05:35 AM by andrea

A leprechaun? Is he going to be Irish stereo-type?

Posted on 03.09.09 05:39 AM by Logan

@ Logan

The whole game is full of stereotypes. So I guess a drunk, Blaney stone kissing, foul mouth eejit is on the cards. But I for one won't complain, Brother, even if I'm part Irish, I just laugh it off. Please note this is only my opinion, and I'm sure my Mum won't find it offensive.

Posted on 03.09.09 05:55 AM by Joe

And, yes, I faced both physical and verbal abuse, growing up in 80s London (as you can imagine) for having Irish blood. So I appreciate humour is a fine line.

Posted on 03.09.09 06:04 AM by Joe

A leprechaun would be grand. I'm part Irish as well. Not sure which part, since none of my parts are green . . . well almost none of them are green.



I may have said too much . . .
Heh.

Posted on 03.09.09 06:09 AM by Cavefish

'tis will be grand, to be sure.
Smile

Posted on 03.09.09 06:14 AM by Joe

@Travis -

The Roots are what hip-hop should be about. Their live show is great, one of the best in all of music.

As far as PAIN goes.. we haven't been playing it much. Get the FIXES in for FWE and give us some more content and that will change. Been waitin on those fixes for way too long now, man. When a game mode is THAT badly screwed up, I would expect a fix would be a top priority. Ahh well.

Keep us posted, hopefully this time "coming soon" really means COMING SOON, not coming sometime in the next year. Smile

Posted on 03.09.09 13:39 PM by deadhead19420

@Travis

Stay off the pipe and when is the wipe?

Posted on 03.09.09 17:31 PM by obscured

why all the constant arguments on this blog? cant we all just get along? why are people going on about rap ever since that photo of coke or haskell or whoever it was was actually black and finally if you realy want a pain t shirt go and make one you dick

Posted on 03.09.09 17:34 PM by olly

@olly
Just chill man,that's why it's called blogging,to blog about stuff.
@Travis
Cool holiday characters,think you can make a bikini wearing chick for spring or summer?

Posted on 03.09.09 17:50 PM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential: I just might. Who should get a bikini... Hmmmmm

Posted on 03.09.09 18:27 PM by travis williams

@Olly

If you're gunna bitch about something, make sure you know what the hell ur bitchin' about....the rap topic was started because of MRJ's rap vid that he posted...


...you douche!

Posted on 03.09.09 18:55 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@All BCB fans / future fans / & of course Joe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idfUM2PZggw
Video quality is garbage and does not at all represent the video quality of the dvd, but the audio is more audible. Peep it and love it or hate it, I don't care. Just keep an open mind. WICKED WISCONSIN 4 LIFE!

Posted on 03.09.09 18:57 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I'm eating Taco Bueno. Just in case anyone cares.

Posted on 03.09.09 20:37 PM by MarlyT35

@Juggz: Nice vid dude, hook me up with an mp3 of that song so I can play it in my car dude!

@Travis: Sorry for all the swearing, it wasn't intentional. I get that a lot though, especially when being around parents with kids. I never moderate myself socially but I know I should when writing on a blog. Not that I find anything wrong with swearing, it's just for emphasis anyway.

@Olly: So what do you think we should talk about?

@Travis and Haskell: Well, it might be that we would get more out of it by posting somewhere other than here but the truth is that this blog(and by extension Travis and Coker) takes a lot of heat because they actually respond. Personally I like that kind of feedback, even if there's nothing to be done. I don't think we're blaming anyone on the PAIN team for not making it happen, we just want you to sympathize Tong There's a reason I check the blog everyday when I get the chance and it's not just because the game is awesome, there's other awesome games that I play, this is the only gaming related community I'm a part of.

@MarlyT: KnizzleHizzle cares, man, he always cares...

Posted on 03.10.09 00:51 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@MRJ

So I gotta hand it to ya....you can flow yo!!!!
I know we got our beef from me being a complete asshole but you guys are good, I mean....I have watched your vid prolly ten times now & I really like it!
Do you guys have a demo out or are you strictly a live group?
Cuz I'd really like to hear what else you got. I'm gunna show my guys your vid this weekend and I gurantee you'll have a bigger fanbase by monday!

Good luck & post your upcoming shows, maybe I'll have to take a cruise down to the rave and check you guys out & maybe apologise to you in person.

Posted on 03.10.09 01:18 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

I apologise in advance for the following....

I got Buzz just as you advised Travis by grabbing a beaver for a while and then getting blown in a massive erection! Nice one!


Thanks again!

I guess the next update will be on or about the 17th then hey?

Posted on 03.10.09 04:42 AM by Olaus

Gday again!

Ginger! Ginger needs a bikini! Kevin! Kevin needs a mankini! Mankinis now come in pink if you were tired of just yellow guys!!

Posted on 03.10.09 04:47 AM by Olaus

@Pain Crew
Any chance you guys will be attending the Midwest Gaming Classic to promote PAIN?

Posted on 03.10.09 06:01 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Ron
Glad to hear you're feeling some underground rap. Nothin' better than turnin' a hater into a fan. BCB is new in '09 and therefore no samplers of strictly BCB. We are on the Wicked Wisconsin 2009 sampler. You can get a copy of that cd by making a purchase from the Wicked Wisconsin webstore - http://wickedwi.bigcartel.com/. Prices are EXTREMELY reasonable.
Or, if you have a .rar unzipping program, you can download the sampler by following this link -
http://underground-nation.net/images/wic ked%20wi.rar
As far as shows, yeah we got tons of um. Best way to be heard is get out there and perform. I've got shows all over Wisconsin this month. This summer we're hitting up the surrounding states. CD dropping this fall.

Posted on 03.10.09 06:10 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

What the balls. Let's try this again.

http://underground-nation.net/images/wicked%20wi.rar

Posted on 03.10.09 06:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

lame. Just copy and paste and you can get the sampler.

Posted on 03.10.09 06:12 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Fugg it. I don't know why the link ain't working. If you go to the Wicked Wisconsin myspace page, you'll be able to download the sampler from there. Best I can do. www.myspace.com/wickedwi

Posted on 03.10.09 06:19 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz: Definately keep us updated when you get some shi... stuff out(there, travis, happy?). I'm in Denmark so I'm probably going to have a hard time buying the CD but as long as it can get shipped to Santa Cruz and purchased online somewhere I can get it shipped from there Smile

I'll download the sampler now Smile

Posted on 03.10.09 06:42 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Jugz: I just downloaded the sampler, are you the one errrhm, "rapping" the lyrics you wrote above? It sounds freaking awesome!

Posted on 03.10.09 06:52 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ MRJ:

re vid

Brother, what can I say? Incredible. To hear the lyrics and that beat, outstanding. Best of luck for the future.

PS Hey MRJ, you've got a really deep voice, you know? Bet the ladies love it. LOL.

Posted on 03.10.09 07:34 AM by Joe

@Travis

How about a female leprechaun named 'Erin Go Braugh-less'. Now that's keen. Here's to shattering all stereotypes by making all new ones!

Posted on 03.10.09 07:39 AM by venkman1221

leprechaun now easter bunny now zombi now brocklee now el chile grande now

Posted on 03.10.09 07:59 AM by andrea

or mc smally ih8 that guy

Posted on 03.10.09 08:04 AM by andrea

@Travis

I must admit Jizz in my Pants is awesome; The video makes it even better.

I know it was brought up before, but I think that launching T-PAIN would be a grandiose idea

Posted on 03.10.09 08:18 AM by austindriver13

@Travis

I've commented on tehblog about shirts before, as well as other things. Most recently I mentioned shirts in the Its Pata pata On! post. The problem is I am not the kind of tool to copy and paste the same crude comment ten times in each post, and I stay on topic, so my thoughts get drowned out unless I hit on something people agree with.

Also, your comments about the video game design professor regarding originality sounds similar to Orson Scott Card's comments about how Creative Writing professors effectively kill the creativity in aspiring fiction authors.

Like they say: Those who can't do, teach.

Posted on 03.10.09 08:27 AM by FoolKiller79

How bout a knight for Pain Fortres

Posted on 03.10.09 10:02 AM by andrea

A princess would be cool... a Fat Princess Laughing

Posted on 03.10.09 11:02 AM by KingDragunov

hows bout a female character called phillipa hole

Posted on 03.10.09 11:29 AM by no1rebal

Should this forum format change? Personally I'm happy with it now, where the one rule is watch the swearing. But should each blog title have a clear topic that you must stick to on or be banned? At the moment it's a free for all, and that, to me, is refreshing. I can't stand over complex forums, run by 13 year old, wannabe little Hitlers, moderators. "You double posted!!!1111 Minus 1 rep!!11 neXt time i ban you scum!" (only school kids seem to have the free time after all). I'll be like, "Listen kid, you just enjoy playing *outside* with your friends or studying for school. Leave the long trouser stuff to the adults." Creativity is born from chaos. Really I think you should have a licence to use the 'net, and one that is issued for 18 year olds or above. Wouldn't that be great. Kids spend too long indoors anyway, it would do them good. I see no benefit to explain our Government's push of the 'net

The only improvement I would like to see is a better internal search engine. An integrated Google one perhaps?

Posted on 03.10.09 11:37 AM by Joe

I'm a grumpy old bastard. Aren't I?

Posted on 03.10.09 11:39 AM by Joe

Here's an idea for a launchible celebrity, how about Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson - the man who "killed" Pluto, he seems to have a sense of humor about it also. When launced he can go on about "Pluto had it coming".

Posted on 03.10.09 12:47 PM by Jonathan

The UK Government's view on technology.

Internet access for all school children (nice one (!) get them addicted to Facebook & Twitter etc before their exams).
A nex tax on 18 certificate games to stop kids buying them (poor ones anyway).
Tax is high enough. And as for motor insurance, man... I think you should be over 30 before you're allowed to drive... and drink.

I'm joking, of course. But can you believe the UK Government wants to add an extra tax on 18 certificate video games (in addition to VAT), like cigarettes and drink. Bizarre.

Posted on 03.10.09 13:37 PM by Joe

@The Community and Travis
How about a Joker or a Town Fool,for a April Fool's Day character.I personally think it's perfect for PAIN,since jokers and town fools have a sense of humor,and you laugh at them!Smile

Posted on 03.10.09 13:48 PM by PS3Potential

I hasten to add that when I say 18 certificate games, I mean Gears of War 2, GTA 4 etc. Not pornos. heh, I know the rating system is different in the US, like when GTA SA was reclassed as an AO game when they discovered Hot Coffee. I think in Australia they don't rate games higher than 16+, so any 18 rated game would not be allowed to be released (unless heavily edited)? Our Oz Brothers could back me up on that? If so that is bad, and hope it changes.

Posted on 03.10.09 13:49 PM by Joe

@Travis
Oh and about the bikini thing...definately Tati!She looks likes a summer/spring girl.Tong

Posted on 03.10.09 14:04 PM by PS3Potential

@Joe - I take offence at your comments attacking us minors.

Posted on 03.10.09 14:53 PM by Andrew

@joe yeah that is quiet offensive to young people seems as if your stereotyping them into something they're not

Posted on 03.10.09 14:59 PM by no1rebal

@ Andrew:

Please don't take offence. Enjoy your youth, don't be in a rush to grow up, study hard, but don't spend your inside time playing video games till 4am and dialling up BBSs and playing MUD: and your outside time running with a gang that you think respects you.

Basically don't make the same mistakes as me.

Posted on 03.10.09 15:02 PM by Joe

@ no1rebal:

Okay, I retract "13 year old Little Hitlers", replace with "13 year olds with a God complex", much less offensive.
Smile

Posted on 03.10.09 15:12 PM by Joe

What the hell, I retract it all. I'm sure 13 year old moderators are very polite and don't go banning people from forums for petty issues.

Posted on 03.10.09 15:33 PM by Joe

And that's the end of that chapter.

Posted on 03.10.09 15:34 PM by Joe

I got money in my PSN wallet and nothing I want to buy. Frown Call of duty map pack is next week I hope some PAIN goodies are coming out next week too!

Posted on 03.10.09 15:53 PM by jasonmc

re Post: Should this forum format change?

Although wrote with a hint of humour, some found the post offensive. If you were offended please accept my apologies. Sorry.

Posted on 03.10.09 16:46 PM by Joe

@everyone i just fancied an argument its my birthday so dont argue

Posted on 03.10.09 16:57 PM by olly

@Juggs - I'm proud of you kid.

Posted on 03.10.09 17:19 PM by TonyB

@Joe - I agree, I like this format the way it is. I don't want it to change.

Posted on 03.10.09 18:23 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Joe - Apology accepted, though you honestly didn't need to apologise. Your advice is duly noted, i'm real big with the school's knowledge bowl and math teams, so I do have a life (kind of) and intend on being a productive member of society, though with the current state of America I'm not so sure that's a good thing.

Choose Life!!

Posted on 03.11.09 04:01 AM by Andrew

@ Andrew:

Thanks, Brother. Although I'm just a hypocrite so do as I say, not as I do. l would of loved the internet as a kid. The closest we had were Bulletin Board Services and a few direct dial sites like PRESTEL. At 13, if I was given mod powers I'm sure I would of been awful, too much power, too young, in my case. LOL.

Posted on 03.11.09 07:25 AM by Joe

@ qb2bTheReaper:

Yeah, I was serious about the forum format and like you, Brother, I don't want it changed.

This is how politicians win votes just agree with anyone and do u-turns if they don't...
To see how we got computers talking before the net please watch the film WarGames..
Smile

Posted on 03.11.09 07:35 AM by Joe

@Travis/Coke

A suggestion to help maintain the sanity of The Community here regarding the next content release. Travis, the vibe I picked up from your recent posts tells me you guys are very near to a release.

I think most of us are pacified with other games and activities but, speaking for myself, I need a fresh bowl of PAIN flakes - and I'm just passing time with these other distractions. I purchased Magic Ball for $10 from the store because 'Breakout' type games share the primordial DNA of the earliest known ancestor of home console video games. It was The Dawning of the Age of Pong. And I was there. Ouch.

Anyhoo, MB is a great take on the 'breakout' theme, and I enjoyed it. 'Enjoyed' being key here as I finished it in a few 2 hour sessions with little effort. I paid $10 initially for PAIN and over a year later It's still on my rotation. That's remarkable.

I know you guys are doing everything you can to wrap up online and, without giving specific dates, a timeline was mentioned. I think 'by the end of March'is the goal. Fair enough - and I may be mistaken but I've got March 31st locked in as the date to meet.

I understand it will be released only when it is ready, and dates don't mean jack. None the less, I am anticipating at the very least in a worst case scenario if online isn't ready - at least please release the grotesquely overdue patch for the FWE bugs.

I am practical and understand you've probably incorporated it into a larger content release so no dice there most likely but just do one thing please.

If, by the next PS store update (thurs 19th), you are unable to reasonably conclude that content WILL ship by months end - even if it still might, just maybe throw a smoke signal or two accordingly so I can bump my calender of hopes back a week. That's all. I'm hungry. Earth is broke. I need something to help me take my mind off the global bs.

That something is PAIN. Kick it in the azz guys.

Peace

Posted on 03.11.09 08:52 AM by obscured

Choose life? Over what? Death? More like: Do what you enjoy, excel in what you feel your good at. In my book I feel that when I'm close to my end and look back, the thing that defines whether or not I've lead a life I can be proud of is if I had more good days than bad Smile

And also, this blog format should never be changed... ever!

Posted on 03.11.09 08:54 AM by KnizzleHizzle

Just crunching numbers here.

Let's see. Ok 257 total posts so far this topic. And then let's see 1,2,3,4.....65,66,67....68 posts from member X.
Ok then let's take 257 divide by 68 ok....and...we get roughly 3.78 which equals....HOLY FRIJOLES!!!

In the above equation whereby X = Joe
and 3.78 = the average number of posts between each of Joes, I conclude the following.

68 = 1 post for every 3.78 posts.

= Are you running for Prime Minister?

- jk ;-P

Peace


Posted on 03.11.09 09:16 AM by obscured

All i want to know is when th January update (delayed to February) is coming out. It is now mid way through March and all we have is the Pain labs (which gave me a great idea for Pain Jenga), the Valentines day update, Japan release and no release date tell me ROUGHLY when its due along with the OVERALL price of everything in the update( I WILL BUY IY NO MATTER THE PRICE!)

Posted on 03.11.09 09:23 AM by josh

@ obscured:

Oh no, that looks really bad when you put it like that. I know that I nearly always double post and sometimes 6 time post (obscured you may know the word for that? Sextruplite?). l honestly don't do it on purpose, I just post something then a new idea comes and I'm like, "Damn, oh I've got to post this brilliant message (whereas, in reality it's a rather plain missive)".

I know you post in jest, Brother, but in comica vertias (I'm just making up Latin phrases now), but will seriously reduce my posting and stop double post as much as possible.

Oh Persona 4 is out today. A Japanese RPG which lets you re-live your school days (if you were brought up in rural Japan). The best school sim since Skool Daze & Bak 2 Skool on the Spectrum 48k.

Posted on 03.11.09 10:22 AM by Joe

You are pickin up what I'm layin down Brother Joseph ;-P We are on terms and thusly, no response is required!

Posted on 03.11.09 10:31 AM by obscured

May I explain the Brother reference? It's a Socialist thing, smash the system,

Posted on 03.11.09 10:47 AM by Joe

Wait, that looked a little messed up. No need to ever reduce your posting, no sir Father Jose. I'm looking at 'consolidation' perhaps. An extra minute to wash the thoughts and wring out some more addendums before you hit the ol 'send' button. You know - certainly don't censor your interesting anecdotes and ponderings. Hell to the no, Sir Lancelot of Letter!

Heyey Joe, where you goin with that post in your hand?
Said I'm goin down to the PAIN website.
I got a story tell - only one sentence at a ti-yime

Well Heyyyey Joe - I heard you post 6 post in row. 1 after another now. An that aint too coo.
I took those POSTS ....AND I POSTED!! Heyey!

LOL Peace & Keep Posting

Posted on 03.11.09 10:56 AM by obscured

omg, you guys a f*** up Tong

Posted on 03.11.09 10:58 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ obscured

I find your posts very interesting and fascinating too, Brother. I also enjoy Haskell's too he is very candid, isn't he? Your taste in music is sublime and your vocabulary incredible. l know my posts can get a bit arse licky, but I just like to show respect to all, so I am bothered if I accidentally insult somebody.

But, yes, obscured (I write your name as shown, if you prefer Obscured, please let me know), I've taken aboard your suggestions and let it be known, from this day hence, a new Joe is in the building: one that lets his ideas settle before sending. Thank ye sir. Well met!
Smile

Posted on 03.11.09 11:16 AM by Joe

@Joe: You help the blog seem more active, well done!

Posted on 03.11.09 11:29 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@Obsy & Joe - (*hands each of them a tissue to wipe brown substance off their noses*) Dang boys... That was some chatter there! I'm gonna start calling this board PAINharmony... I'm just messin, but that was a bit lovey-dovey!!

Posted on 03.11.09 11:56 AM by TonyB

@TonyB: Nuttin wrong with a little manlove Tong It did seem like those late night too drunk "I love you maaan" moments though, I got to agree Tong

Posted on 03.11.09 12:04 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@ TonyB & KnizzleHizzle:

The worst thing is that it was early morning when I wrote those posts, so I can't blame it on the drink.
Wink

Posted on 03.11.09 13:20 PM by Joe

@Joe: LOL!

Posted on 03.11.09 13:27 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@All interested parties

http://blog.andydick.com/?p=174

So, yeah...

Now, if this is supposed to be a secret exposed only by the higher-ups, from the bottom of my heart I apologize. Sincerely, I wouldn't want to make any unnecessary waves. I figure that since it is on his website, that, in a way, it was meant to be found.

The photos on the actual site a few posts down look fantastic. Even better, he seems enthralled at the idea of being a video game character, which is really great to see. It reminded me of when I first played MVP Baseball '04 and Barry Bonds was nowhere to be found, replaced by a character named Jon Dowd. I would jump at the chance to be in a video game, but I guess it really does take different strokes to move the world.

Enjoy, all. I know you will.

-M*

Posted on 03.11.09 14:06 PM by Anthony

@Joe

I highly suggest you avoid visiting GTPlanet. They take their AUP seriously. Oddly, it is the only forum I visit every day.

Posted on 03.11.09 14:48 PM by FoolKiller79

@travis
darts fortres new enviroment new characterz now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.11.09 14:50 PM by andrea

@ FoolKiller79:

re forum rules

I'm just jealous because I was connected on the 'net (via my Amiga) almost at its start in the early 90s. Before Google (I remember when Google was underground), before Hotmail, way before MySpace & Facebook. If I had the imagination and self-confidence I could of thought up any of those. I was the right age and had the right kit. Now I see people get blasted for calling Blu-Ray "Blue Ray" - "It's Blu-Ray! Noob u suck!" LOL. Man, I just don't know...

Posted on 03.11.09 15:53 PM by Joe

Ok now Knizzle, easy on the man love implications there! I'm just a joker at worst. I was only at The Manhole because I thought it was a hardware store. I realised my folly when I saw the 'History of the Ball Gag' display - with mannequins. Sadly, I can never 'unsee' that.
Joe is a good dude and I agree, he keeps the board alive and kicking.

Tony B. , powdered donut residue is legal in my state bro! You can have like 6 mini sleeves here. It's great.

Now let's all sing Mmm Bop.

Ok let's not.

Peace

Posted on 03.11.09 18:10 PM by obscured

@Obscured & Joe

you guys are too much. I think lack of new PAIN has drove everybody a little closer to the looney bin (if thats even possible for some of you?)

But I can't believe you guys are completely overlooking Anthony's post with the Andy Dick video. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO, unreal... Andy friggin Dick... lmao@Andy Dick's Balls being a trophy... ahhhhhhhhahaha

Hurry up with the new content guys, I think all of us could use some new PAIN.

Posted on 03.11.09 18:20 PM by deadhead19420

Joe, Remember Trade Wars? I loved that game. Getting online by setting your phone on a cradle...the good old days.

I'm old enough to remember pre-Web stuff too. I also remember thinking society was getting lazy when we got Windows, and really lazy when DOS was (almost) completely fazed out.

But if you are old enough to remember that stuff you have to appreciate community sites (NOT Facebook, etc) that enforce rules to keep it using relatively normal English, not acting like tools, and in general making it a mostly pleasent experience.

Posted on 03.11.09 18:24 PM by FoolKiller79

I am one of those "billion people" that would like to hurt Andy Dick, as he states in the video. I find him very annoying, and probably will enjoy launching him.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.11.09 20:26 PM by Rick

@KnizzleHizzle-I say choose life in reference to the current abortion "epidemic" sweeping the world. In America alone, over 54 million babies have been aborted since Roe v Wade, over a million per year.

Posted on 03.11.09 21:52 PM by Andrew

@deadhead - I'm fine, really. I saw the Andy Dick site that somebody posted it here last week ... boards.ign.com/.../

Travis kind of acknowledged but did not elaborate so I figured I would leave it to someone else. I never cared for Andy Dick before because he was just one of those out of control 'shock humor' type people trying to live up to peoples flawed expectations.

Lately he's a resident at Celebrity 'Sober House' and since he's been clean I've realised he's a pretty decent guy. He's got problems like anyone else. Don't get me wrong, I still wanna hurt him PAIN style.

I just think about his antics on the Pamela Anderson roast, among others, to justify his due punishment when he becomes launchable.

Posted on 03.11.09 22:05 PM by obscured

@Juggs - Pure class on the lyrics bro! Hows life treating you?
Hows everyone else? It's been a while since I fired up the old PS3 & visited this site, being trying to put bread on the table & getting ready for sprog number 2. The wifey is going to pop any time soon so expect to catch me on the online at random times after early morning feeds. There was a few posts to get through to catch up with things, so what's new Pain team, what ya got for us! Few new characters comming our way, but the people have spoken & are demanding more women. Heres a fix for ya, forget Ded Barron, keep the leg fallin off, add a divorce settlement agreement in the zombies hand & name it Heather Mills. Any good? I could think of a few Beatles launch lines. So, I'm asking nicely...... Whats Walshs' PSN?
Keep up the phenomenal work gents...........

P.S. With my current situation (The missus up the duff)it gave me a slighty twisted idea of having maybe a hospital enviroment with a spread pair of legs as a launcher & the current characters as babies..... I'll stop right there as I'm sure you now where I'm going!

Posted on 03.11.09 22:17 PM by mortal_sinner

Just a quick poll here. How many of you have 100% on PAIN? Some of the trophies, both in game and for psn, are ungodly hard.

Posted on 03.11.09 22:39 PM by Andrew

hey travis when will the new content come out pleeeeeeeeeease

Posted on 03.11.09 23:21 PM by austin

@Travis - At least tell us when it won't come out, by giving us an earliest possible date.

Posted on 03.12.09 00:15 AM by Andrew

When is a new article coming up for our viewing about content?

Posted on 03.12.09 00:55 AM by Logan

@The people who keep on asking for the date of the content
Didn't we just finish explaining this.
It's coming in March.
It's coming in March.
It's coming in March.
It's coming in March.
IT'S COMING IN MARCH!
God,can't you just wait and play another game or something,if you got no games,here's links for you to play with,not because I want you to forget about PAIN,but to stop with those annoying questions!
http://runescape.com/
http://arcadeimpact.com/
There,go occupy yourselves with this!

Posted on 03.12.09 01:46 AM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential - We understand that it is slated to come out in March. We simply are expressing our desire to have a wee bit more specific time frame for the date.

Posted on 03.12.09 01:58 AM by Andrew

@Andrew - The one and only trophy in the entire game that I don't have is the 5,000 crates on Cratetastic and its CUMULATIVE! So why don't I have this seemingly simple trophy? Because I haven't been able to sit through more than one game at a time of THE MOST BORING MODE IN PAIN! This is comming from someone who spanked 11.111 monkeys within a 20 hour period! I can't even bring myself to hit 5,000 crates TOTAL!
Cratetastic? More like Craptastic!

I literally have everything else in the game: All other in-game trophies, all PSN trophies, and every platinum medal.
If you need advice, message me on PSN. I don't mind giving tips.

Posted on 03.12.09 02:06 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@qb

Your right....if it wasn't so damn boring I'd take back that #1 spot you snatched from me. Even tho its THE WORST MODE, it was cool to call it mine for awhile!

Posted on 03.12.09 06:08 AM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ Foolkiller79:

I remember MUD Multi User Dungeon (a text based adventure game played online), were I spent most time, at 14, in the Tavern, speaking to 40 year olds without thinking this was dodgey! LOL. Didn't spend too long on BBSs though as you still had to pay for the call charge per minute, and I was living with my Mum at the time. As for forum rules, it's the way they are inforced, without basic manners at times.

I imagine the Lepruchun is out this Tuesday to coincide with St. Patrick's Day. Me? I'm getting drunk tonight.
Wink

I didn't know who Andy Dick was and had to do a search to find out (as explained after (blank) posted a link to the ign site (which then had a link to his blog)). But what he calls a fight, I call banter. So I wasn't over looking Andrew's post at all. It's just that an anonymous poster, posted the link earlier without explanation.

PS I only started posting here to try and get the character profiles reinstated.

Posted on 03.12.09 19:10 PM by Joe

Damn it, I knew it. My above post refers to Andrew posting about Andy Dick, please replace with Anthony.

Posted on 03.12.09 19:18 PM by Joe

@Andrew
I know everybody is expressing themselves by asking,saying"This is going to be great"in those questions,but I was reffering to the people who are whining about it,like"PAIN content now!>=("or"PAIN &$%!?".I wasn't talking about the ones who were expressing themselves,just the complaining ones,ok?

Posted on 03.12.09 21:53 PM by PS3Potential

@ PS3Potential:

Brother, when highlighting peoples errors you came up with an alternative for those who were bored. Those two links are great and it was a very positive post. Many mods on other forums could learn from your example.

These complex forums do my head in, like 4 pages of an AUP. Those HTML tags that say "Your IP is ... You're running... We're watching you" LOL. If someone ranked "Newbie" (I can't stand that word), were to break the AUP in a post, everone will be like: "WTF! You moron n00b I'm going to hunt you down and eat your eyes, etc." But say if someone ranked "Master Moderator" (oh dear...) said the same thing fellow members will be going: "Oh man, did u just say that.. kewl d00d u r 1337, I may be a man but I want your babies...". Man, it's just like a gang....

The World Wide Web, do the pros really outweigh the cons?
Wink (to indicate that I post in jest, but also I can retract and blame it on drink...)

Posted on 03.12.09 22:46 PM by Joe

@PS3Potential - I hear you, just making sure you weren't responding to those who just want better timeframe.

Posted on 03.12.09 23:40 PM by Andrew

I find it rather humorous that there are like three different conversations going on at the same time here

Posted on 03.12.09 23:41 PM by Andrew

@Joe
Thanks for the comment,you also give great advise!
@Andrew
Thanks for understanding what I'm trying to say,just trying to keep people happy,patient,and occupied.And ya,that is humorous.Smile

Posted on 03.13.09 03:01 AM by PS3Potential

ps3 potential just sgut up its almost the end of march oh and another thing runescape sucks so how about you go play it and once again shut up

Posted on 03.13.09 06:33 AM by austin

@austin - Learn to read, and maybe finish your 7th grade grammar class. I'll sell you a comma and a few periods for cheap! Also, there is a shift button that allows you to make the 1st letter of a sentence bigger... we call that a CAPITOL LETTER. The guy was offering you a link to pass some time. You are the 13 year old that makes people dislike internet boards.

@Pedro - Thanks for the links

Posted on 03.13.09 07:15 AM by TonyB

@PS3Potential

I wasn't asking when the content was coming out I was asking when new articles that contained info on the content would be coming out. You know what they do with everything they release, they post a pretty picture of it on an article? Showing what they would look like and stuff.

Posted on 03.13.09 08:14 AM by Logan

@Logan
I know,I actually asked for that too,I wasn't directing you into this conversation(or what's turning into an argument).Thanks for that posting man.
@austin
Okay,cool down bro,take a chill pill,it was just something I suggested,nothing to get angry about,calm down.
@TonyB
Thanks for having my back(though that was kind of harsh).Oh,and you remembered my name!SmileOh and 13 year olds don't make people dislike internet baords,just people who don't think through what they're going to say or do.Think about that everybody,think about that.

Posted on 03.13.09 09:39 AM by PS3Potential

@no1rebal
phillipa hole!!! THAT'S GREAT! Laughin' outta my seat on that one. Good call!

@mortal
BRO!!! I was worried about you. You ain't been online wit your ps3 in almost a month. Glad to hear all is well. Keep in touch with the progress of your second monster. Email me some photos!!!

Posted on 03.13.09 11:21 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@mortal - Yeah, no foolin... I was starting to think you left never-never land!

Posted on 03.13.09 11:32 AM by TonyB

@Juggs - How'd that work out for you? Pretty OK game I think. Once you unlock the better characters it is much more fun.

Posted on 03.13.09 11:34 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
At first it was pretty frustrating to be honest with you. But after about a half hour or so I figured it out. It's a lot of fun. I had to wait till the lil one went to sleep so I wouldn't take him out on my follow through. All in all a pretty damn good game, especially for free. Thanks again bro.

Posted on 03.14.09 04:07 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ PS3Potential:

I think, like me, when TonyB refers to 13 year olds, we mean the stereotypical teenager: all moody, mouthy, inpolite to his parents (who work their arses off to pay for his food). This, of course, does *not* apply to the vast majority of teenagers.

-----------------


Right, you lads know I hate the description "Newbie" for newcomers to forums. It sounds just wrong, maybe a bit nerdy? Growing up on Vietnam films and the TV show Tour of Duty, I remember the term given to new soldiers: it was "FNG" Fu**ing New Guy. Yes it's harsh, but upon joining a forum I'll rather be ranked a FNG than Newbie, it just sounds better. I hope forums start to take it up. LOL.

PS Why in forums nearly every other ID picture is from Family Guy? Maybe these guys could try something a bit more original? Although, the Family Guy A-Team one is quite funny.

Anyway that's all my bitching done about forums, except that they are a nightmare to navigate via a PS3 (wish my PC was working). So thanks for baring with me.

Posted on 03.14.09 04:12 AM by Joe

damn the painlab sucks. you guys must have been run down on time

Posted on 03.14.09 05:25 AM by lucas

@ qb2bTheReaper:

May I just say, Brother, that you're an inspiration to this board. Not only are you top tier player, you also invite others to contact you if they need tips for Pain. I must give credit where credit is due. If I could give you a token forum reward (+1 rep, crown etc.) I would gladly. In fact, I'll reward you the Occult inverted pentacle with 666 in it (As seen in the Wicked WI MySpace page). It's rather apt, and fits well with you tag. Nice one.
Smile

Posted on 03.14.09 05:51 AM by Joe

They must have realised that they went over their limit with 3 Posts in February, so they are making it up by giving us nothing for March. Ain't it obvious?

Posted on 03.14.09 06:12 AM by KrimsonSky25

@Joe - You could award reaper with banana stickers!

Posted on 03.14.09 08:52 AM by TonyB

hey im new and i have a good idea for you, have you ever heard of sponge bob ( proble you have) well you can put a guy in a coutume (like a mascot) so yay u can have sponge bob and his arm can fal off

-Quentin

Posted on 03.14.09 10:08 AM by Quentin

@Quentin-I have to say, that's the worst idea I've heard for a character yet. I love SpongeBob to death, and there is now way I could ever do anything to harm him.

Posted on 03.14.09 13:08 PM by Andrew

@Quentin- Let me clarify. It's not a bad idea in of itself, I just personally would not be able to use him because of his awesomeness.

Posted on 03.14.09 13:09 PM by Andrew

Will work for banana stickers

Posted on 03.14.09 13:42 PM by qb2bTheReaper

HAHA!!!

Posted on 03.14.09 18:47 PM by TonyB

I think Andy Dick fits this game to a T.
Good choice PAIN team

Posted on 03.15.09 03:53 AM by sicdude

oh....now go and get Bruce Campbell dammit!

Posted on 03.15.09 03:53 AM by sicdude

@ qb2bTheReaper & TonyB:

Banana stickers? I don't understand, do you smoke them with the banana skins too? Maybe it's an American thing? I've got some swapies Goonies stickers from the album, any good? One has got a really fake occupuss on it, no? Very well, Brothers, I've left a sticker for qb2bTheReaper on a bunch of bananas at his nearest shop (that sells bananas). If you get any problems with staff, please tell them Joe sent you.
Wink

Posted on 03.15.09 04:23 AM by Joe

we love spongebob i woldnt mind launching squidward

Posted on 03.15.09 05:10 AM by andrea

The spongebob idea was DOA b4 it even fell into your brain....

DISNEY for some reason is against violence especially when it involves their beloved CHILDRENS characters! So it will most likely NEVER happen.

Posted on 03.15.09 15:11 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@Everyone: Sorry for the silence. My weekend was kinda EPIC in nature. I could tell you what happened but then kids in Somalia would cry. I’m serious. It was just EPIC.

Anyways… back to answer some questions…


@Andrew: 100% in PAIN is hard. It is. I won’t pretend it’s not. Hopefully it’s fun gettingt o 100% that’s the point. Chimmney Sweep is frackin hard tho. (Yes I watch BSG)

@Austin: Soon young padawan. Ask me on Tuesday and I will give you a better answer. And BE NICE.


@Joe: Dude, I really tied one on this weekend. I thought I was Scurv for like an hour. Havemercy. You are right about Reaper too. He’s top notch. We are lucky to have him in our community.


@Lucas: When Darts and Fortress come out we will be able to use more things for the Labs. Stay tuned. Soon we will have some Lab creations that will make you wanna slap someone. Besides Coke, Myself and Dave that is.


@Sicdude: No comment on Dick… but we’re not done with pop culture people yet. LOL

Posted on 03.15.09 15:25 PM by travis williams

The sight is going to be updated tommorrow most likely since it's St. Pat's day and there will be a launchable leprechaun. o_O Sherlock Homes style baby.

Posted on 03.15.09 15:44 PM by Logan

how bout ireland as a new place

Posted on 03.15.09 15:55 PM by andrea

@ TonyB - Leave Never Never Land & grow old! How do I say this..........Never! Hows it going fellow spanker?
@ Juggs - No need to worry about me bro, just struggling to find the time these days. I'll be sure to send you some pics, I'll try to capture the PAIN on the wifes face mid labour & the resulting PAINful black eye I get!

Posted on 03.15.09 16:30 PM by mortal_sinner

@ron - Spongebob is Nickelodeon Studios, not Disney.

Posted on 03.15.09 16:32 PM by Andrew

@mortal - all is well here... all the best to you and the family for a healthy addition!

Posted on 03.15.09 16:52 PM by TonyB

Yay St. Patrick's day celebrations tomorrow. As everyone seems to have a bit of Irish in them, especially in the US LOL, (any ladies want a bit of Irish in them? I'll be happy to oblige (yuk yuk): to paraphrase the late great Phil Lynott from Irish band Thin Lizzy) so we can celebrate together. Maybe with a free Leprechaun please, Travis?
Smile

Posted on 03.15.09 18:17 PM by Joe

@ Travis Williams:

Tied one on?! Sounds nasty, heh. *Looks it up* Oh you got drunk or as we say in England, "Pi**ed" or "Wan*ered" LOL. Hope the hangover wasn't too bad, don't take Aspirin though, it upsets the stomach. I had a great Saturday night too, blown by 4 women this time, wait I mean: "Blown *out* by 4 women" (damn....). l'm going for 6 next weekend!
Wink

Posted on 03.15.09 18:32 PM by Joe

(Sorry to triple post, I'll cut down I swear)

Well it's past midnight (# at the oasis #) over here in Britain and, of course, the Republic of Ireland. So may I wish all a happy St. Patrick's Day! Especially my Mum.
Please drink in moderation... Psych! You knew I meant drink to excess. Heh... Well it's once a year so it should be all right...

Posted on 03.15.09 21:06 PM by Joe

Sorry I was off blogging a while,but I'm back,and I can see the St.Patrick's Day fever in the air!So in honor of PAIN's St.Patrick's Day character,The Leprechaun,I thought I should give some tips on PAIN(and maybe some props on people).

1.Remember the Golden Rule,use mostly the first and second Ooch,not third and fourth.

2.When down and out,press the [],X,A,O,(square,X,triangle,cicle)buttons repeatedly,and in the same time try Ooching,and you'll be good as new.

3.Don't always try old things over and over again,try new things,and see what happens.

4.Even if you have a favorite character,it's always good to expirement with other characters,just to see if your good with him/her,and maybe you'll like to use him/her more.

5.If your bored,try to get the Trophies,and don't get inpatient and fustrated,just relax,laugh,and have fun!

Now some tips for the upcoming content,just to get you in the mood and aware of things in the new PAIN enviroment.

1.No foul language online(at least to people you hate or your just mad at).No one likes to be yelled and cursed at,so keep it clean.

2.Play fair and square,glitching just takes away the fun in PAIN.It's all about skills,not cheats.

3.Remember,this is a Teen Rated game,so don't start doing anything onliine that might make it Mature Rated(threats,cursing,etc.).

4.Have fun with the new enviroment,explore the area,and try every mode it has!

5.Try to get all Trophies for the enviroment,and most importantly,have fun!

Now the props part of this long comment(long because I'm making up for the time I was gone).

@Joe
You are a genious of commenting man,genious!

@Tony B
Thanks for all your support and thoughts,what would we do without you?

@Travis
Yes,thank you for the Leprechaun,no wonder your one of the most downloaded games in the PS(R)Store,if not,#1!(Oh and nice Star Wars joke"padawan".Maybe you should consider launching a Clone Trooper"Wink.

@sicdude
Your right,Andy Dick is perfect for PAIN!Just the saying of his name makes you want to laugh!

@qb2bTheReaper
You got great humor and enthusiam,maybe you should be the voice of a PAIN chracter!Seriously,you got a great sense of humor.

Well that's it,hope you liked it,or actually read it,this is PS3Potential,and I'm out.

Peace!

Posted on 03.16.09 00:23 AM by PS3Potential

Awww, we donøt celebrate st. patricks day in Denmark so I have no reason to get drunk... damn... anyway, I'm signed up for donating blood tomorrow morning so maybe it's a GOOD thing Tong

Posted on 03.16.09 06:53 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ Travis

Did your EPIC weekend have anything to do with consuming this little guy?!

http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

Posted on 03.16.09 10:50 AM by sicdude

@Travis
I noticed something in my tv guide that made me wonder about the Leprechaun.Is the Leprechaun a girl or boy?Is he/she our normal drunken,angry,"Get your hands off me pot of gold!",back talking Leprechaun?Is he/she a happy,childhood Leprechaun?Or is he/she the Leprechaun I saw on the tv guide,the evil and killer monster,The Leprechaun(movie I saw it from was The Leprechaun 4:Outer Space)?

@sicdude
The picture in porktopia.com won't show,can you get another link,please?

SmileI'm Out!Smile
Later

Posted on 03.16.09 14:17 PM by PS3Potential

@sicdude
Now thats a whole lotta pork to be eating. I can't believe the guy says he got 2 vegetarians to eat some.

cronos1515

Posted on 03.16.09 14:23 PM by Rick

@The Community
Check this out,look familiar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE

Here's a hint:Here's the first character we start off with,and his second costume.Wink

Posted on 03.16.09 15:19 PM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential

that picture error must be on your end. I just copied and pasted the page url and pasted it here. it's not my link or anything just one I found.

Posted on 03.16.09 15:26 PM by sicdude

when is the nu content due sumone tell me exact date plz

Posted on 03.16.09 16:24 PM by andrea

@andrea - no

Posted on 03.17.09 03:34 AM by TonyB

Just to boast....

WOOHOO, #10 in Paindemonium - Demolition tonight. And about 20 minutes later, I finally got Frequent Flyer. Time to take a break from downtown points mode (just have chimney sweep and box snatcher left in the in game achievements, points modes) to go after mime toss and spank the monkey. got 100% on fwe finally a few weeks ago. And I at least enjoy trying for 100% in pain. I never got around to 100% in little big planet as it's too monotonous in a lot of the aspects.

Posted on 03.17.09 03:50 AM by

ok its tuesday so can i know now ps im a nice guy i just really love pain and i love when you make it better

Posted on 03.17.09 04:14 AM by austin

@Travis-Pretty please? We would all like to know. Lend me the force, my master.

Posted on 03.17.09 04:20 AM by Andrew

anyone else not have a leprachaun? I see a pic of scurv dressed as one is that all we get?

Posted on 03.17.09 04:28 AM by jasonmc

@jasonmc
Where did you see Scurv Dog dressed as a Leprechaun?

@andrea
I see the future,the content will...wait...will come out...WAIT...on...a...THURSDAY!!!SmileNah,I'm just kidding,I don't know.

@sicdude
Alright,thanks for telling me.

Over and Out

Posted on 03.17.09 04:39 AM by PS3Potential

Oh and people,here's the link to Idol Minds own website,they also have news and email alerts of PAIN.Enjoy!Laughing

http://www.idolminds.com/index.php

Over and Out,AGAIN

Posted on 03.17.09 04:54 AM by PS3Potential

@ ps3potential. It's this weeks pose of the week.

Posted on 03.17.09 05:34 AM by jasonmc

@jasonmc
Thanks man,I'll check it out!

Posted on 03.17.09 05:44 AM by PS3Potential

Here is a thought .... Obama invaded popular comic books why not let us launch him in PAIN ... I know I would enjoy launching a president =)

Posted on 03.17.09 06:58 AM by Aaron DS

hey travis im not going to be mean but please im dieing to play darts and fortress

Posted on 03.17.09 07:14 AM by austin

and travis i told cook a great charecter would be michal jackson but then that blog ended and i never heard back so what do you think p.s. its ok if you dont like it i just want to help the best game ever

Posted on 03.17.09 07:20 AM by austin

Andy Dick? NIIICCCEEE!

Posted on 03.17.09 16:47 PM by jayyy91

Anyone else totally BORED of this crap yet????

Someone psn me when some new content is out.......


GOD - out.

Posted on 03.17.09 18:51 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

when is the next new update with online due out let us know. PLEASE>

Posted on 03.17.09 19:36 PM by 91st-quiteman

i knew thrsday was update day but im talkin bout like date eg 23rd or sumit

Posted on 03.17.09 20:04 PM by andrea

@ travis
we have santa we gettin eastr bunny n leprechaun n zombie is pain just totally holidy based is there gonna be charcter 4 evry holiday.

Posted on 03.17.09 20:08 PM by andrea

hannah montana as i chararcter i mean evryone i kno hates her so do i so id pay top dollar to launch her into a building.

BTW any word on Eastr bnny (maby its a ed costume)

Posted on 03.17.09 20:15 PM by andrea

Since were talking about characters,how about launching George W. Bush!Think about it,he looks funny,he talks wierd,and almost everybody hates him!Almost everybody makes games,show,books,and movies that make fun of him!I can just picture him in PAIN,think of what'll he'll say!
"My fellow Americans,I solute you."
"We shall go to war with Iraq!"
"I love,MONEY!"
"Please don't throw me a shoe."
"I want a war,I WANT A WAR!"
"Why does everybody hate me?"
"Buy my oil."
"&@% Marriage on me."
I'll have a picture of him in a PAIN style look later on on flicker.comSmile
Bye!

Posted on 03.17.09 21:11 PM by PS3Potential

Here's the link to my picture of George W. Bush,I thought it's funny!Smile
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36499996@N06/3365359273/
Leaving.....NOW!

Posted on 03.17.09 21:55 PM by PS3Potential

I mean this link.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36499996@N06/3365359273/

There we go.Tong

Posted on 03.17.09 21:57 PM by PS3Potential

Dangit,just look for PS3Potential on http://flickr.com/ because the link won't work.
Out,again.

Posted on 03.17.09 21:59 PM by PS3Potential

For easter bunny, should be yeonny, or muffy.
Who we really need though is ...

FLAVA-FLAVE Yeah booooyyy. Whou wouldn't want to toss him into something, and for kicks, Boy george (Do you really wanna hurt me), but Probably only us old folks would think it's funny.

Posted on 03.17.09 22:34 PM by srart

and since nobody has put this up yet. Travis and Andy.
http://blog.andydick.com/?p=174
and a picture of the character:
www.blogcdn.com/.../andypain.jpg

Posted on 03.17.09 22:37 PM by srart

soooo..... hows Mr.T doing with his contract for PAAAAAIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

that is all Smile

Posted on 03.17.09 22:47 PM by Pacman_Ownage

oh, and i am spying on the forums frequently... but on my ps3, and it freezes when i post Frown

Posted on 03.17.09 22:48 PM by Pacman_Ownage

Yeah, using opera, the Save comment button doesn't work, that would be the web guy not testing properly.
goofy DOM.

Posted on 03.17.09 23:06 PM by srart

How about a German porn star type character? Could have the classic perm and handlebar moustache and wear a skimpy workman/builder type get-up, all greased up etc. Would'nt have to be described as a porn star but could hint at it eg
* 'I've come to fix..ze er...ze vashing machine'
* 'Have you seen my massive tool?'
* 'Das ist gut ya?!'
* 'These nuts are soo tight'
* 'Money Shot!...MONEY SHOT!!'
* 'You have ze most beautiful face I have ever come across'
etc etc.
Could be called:-
* Klaus
* Ivor Biggun
* Max Boner/Bratwurst
* Kuntz Tapper/Filla

Chances are this idea has already been put forward. I know that Pain is a game for everyone but I'm sure that it could be done in a sly and humerous way.

Posted on 03.18.09 00:47 AM by The_Probe

Post coming today guys stay tuned.

* Evil Grin *

Posted on 03.18.09 00:48 AM by travis williams

hey travis, why dont you post on the PS blog too? more exposure that way.

Posted on 03.18.09 00:53 AM by Captain_Fury

@Cap'n Fury

Couldn't care less, as long as something substantive is posted... preferably telling me there's an update tomorrow (besides painlab)...

Posted on 03.18.09 00:55 AM by deadhead19420

@deadhead19420

I understand but more exposure dosent hurt... plus free stuff always leave a good taste in the mind of gamers. A big update could bring a lot of new players.

I just want Idol Minds to get more credit for a lot of the free stuff they do for the community (after all the unfair hate for add-on prices)...no better way to get PS gamers attention than the PS blog.

only for the big stuff tho. Smaller updates should stay here, since this is the cream of the crop of the PAIN community.

Posted on 03.18.09 01:09 AM by Captain_Fury

Yay the sight is going to be updated today, I hope. I have a spring cold, god I hate spring colds.

Posted on 03.18.09 01:22 AM by Logan

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