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• Posted by Jason Coker

My Peoples, my good buddy Logan recently asked for some screens of the Zombie pilot you all voted on ages ago.  It’s been a long time coming, but here he is in all his undead glory:

 
 

I think you’ll all be pleased with him, but we have a problem and we desperately need your help:  He doesn’t have a name yet.  We thought about it and thought about it, but we couldn’t decide on a proper, PAINfully inappropriate name.  I mean, what do you call an insane old school military veteran zombie pilot with a bum leg that actually pops off at the knee when he bangs into stuff?  “John Smith”?  Tough call, eh?  So it’s time to take it to you, the people who make this wacky game possible.

If you haven’t noticed yet, the website’s current poll contains some of our favorite names so far, so please get your vote on and help us make this rather important decision.  As you know (I hope), PAIN is the People’s Game.  You guys decided to make this character, so you might as well be the ones who choose his name.
  
• Posted on 02.12.09 // 02:17 PM Comments (378)   Digg This   

Comments

Personally, I like Major D. Creppitt, but I only get one vote.

Posted on 02.07.09 11:27 AM by travis williams

I like Major D. Creppitt too. I was in the article I feel so special. Thanks Jason your ma buddy. Smile

Posted on 02.07.09 11:30 AM by Logan

I just noticed that you can see the Zombie's broken off leg in the picture.

Posted on 02.07.09 11:31 AM by Logan

My vote is for Major D. Creppitt.
(its close to decomposition)

Posted on 02.07.09 11:40 AM by Darren

I do believe the name should define the character...and since this is a PAINful character it should include the family name...something with style...something that oozes PAIN....

Leut. Pete "NO PAIN NO GAIN" McMasters

From the old country, it takes alot of guts to try to make it over here as a test pilot.

Posted on 02.07.09 12:26 PM by THEfireman

lets call him george bush

Posted on 02.07.09 12:28 PM by olly

Charlie Kilo, in his Foxtrot Uniform?

Posted on 02.07.09 12:58 PM by Drewling

Dude Duece "doo doo" Brown had me rollin I hope it wins.

@ pain team
Thanks for the Hoff theme this week it's one of the better themes, right up there with Scurv Doggs theme.

Posted on 02.07.09 13:56 PM by jasonmc

Major Mel Funkshin

Posted on 02.07.09 14:49 PM by 5HOR73RM

Oh I'm like 12th lol

Coker buddy whats going on brahda?
Travis, no fair that names rocks lol

I love the name Half Dead Haskell, or just Haskill...lol


Major Decrepid
Major D-crepid
(I like my spelling better though)

1. Corporal Cadaver
2. Captain Cadaver

more to come wanted to get these in asap for 1st credit lol
Haskell

Posted on 02.07.09 15:05 PM by Hello Hello

Colonal Cadavar

Posted on 02.07.09 15:22 PM by Hello Hello

@Coker - His name has to be "The Dead Baron"... That's what it has to be! Don't tell me you don't dig " The Dead Baron"!! It's the perfect name! It's like calling a five digit, sour smelling appendige a foot... That's just what it is!!

Posted on 02.08.09 03:45 AM by TonyB

@TonyB - You sure are right man! The Dead Baron is the perfect name! That's probably the best name for a character thats ever been put up on this board!

I sure hope They listen to you and call him The Dead Baron like you said!

TonyB, you are the coolest of all the people who post on this board! Especially that... Multi-leper Jugg-a-hoe guy!!!!

Posted on 02.08.09 03:56 AM by TonyB

@TonyB - I also agree with you... The Dead Baron is THE perfect name for this character! TonyB, you are great! Just the sound of your name makes me think of pretty flowers and puppies!

I think I have a man-crush on you!

Posted on 02.08.09 03:58 AM by TonyB

For reals tho... The Dead Baron... Hands down.

Posted on 02.08.09 04:01 AM by TonyB

Ok here is is the final list, .. until something else pops in my crulla aka brain ombardier

1. Airman "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg

2. Corporal Cadaver
a) Commander Cadaver
b) Capt.Cadaver

3. Bombadier Matty Batty mc dougal

4. Peg Leg Pappy Wacky

5. Veteran Corpsoral "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg

6. Veteran Corpsel. "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg
(different spelling of corpsel then #4)

7. Bombardier Pappy Wacky Peg Leg

8. Corpsel Ace 'Pappy Wacky' Peg Leg

9. Pappy Screwy Louie Pappy
Airman Corpsoral Stumpy

10. Capt. Cuckoo

11. Corporal Cuckoo

12. Commander Cuckoo

see ya laters..

Haskell..."ACE" Peg leg Pappy Wacky

Posted on 02.08.09 04:17 AM by Hello Hello

@TonyB

Thats the PERFECT name, of course coming from the PERFECT man! I never doubted that you would come up with the winning name, it was just a matter of time!!



I'm thinking that the poll could have an elimination style thing goin on. The top 2 from this Poll (I.M.'s Name choices) and the top 2 from Poll #2 (The most favorable names posted here in the comments section) Then we vote between the final 4. Smile

Posted on 02.08.09 04:23 AM by KrimsonSky25

Hello, I have never posted here before although I have loved this game Laughing for at least a year, anywho, while we're on the topic of chacters i thougt it would be great if we could launch some game chacters like Kratos, Solid snake, sackboy or a helghast or someone Smile. As for the pilot i dont mind what you call him Tong

Posted on 02.08.09 06:23 AM by kieran

CAPTIN COCKPIT

Posted on 02.08.09 07:51 AM by DO2

Cool that he is slightly destructible himself. Surprised more characters don't uniquely come undone.

Also, names:
Consuello Lopez
Mince Zombardi
Clownpenis.fart
Zom B. Lipshitz

Posted on 02.08.09 08:13 AM by StalkingSilence

Major Boswell O'Hare

Posted on 02.08.09 08:23 AM by Hakan

@TonyB

Dead Baron is fresh. I like that best. I see you got quite a fan base lately. It's unfortunate that it's just your split personality disorder. As long as you feel loved though.

Posted on 02.08.09 08:43 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Coke

Yep, dead Baron - its a winner!

question:
does he start off with 2 legs in the launcher?
Then after hitting stuff does the leg fly off?
That would be WAY cool, lol!

Posted on 02.08.09 09:02 AM by FurrQue

@Coke
forgot to say, are there going to be maggots too?

Posted on 02.08.09 09:04 AM by FurrQue

Colonel Crap would be good!

Posted on 02.08.09 09:06 AM by KingDragunov

Capt. Willie Drophoff?

Nah, that's just crude humour... Waitaminiute...
Seriously, you're good to go with TonyB's "The Dead Baron".

Posted on 02.08.09 09:13 AM by Joe

Name him whatever. Never liked the "Blue Jobs". MCWs in the military?! It just isn't right.
"Oh yar, polo was ab-fab. Anyone for Croquet?" God help me...

Posted on 02.08.09 09:28 AM by Joe

I'm just a Working Class Hero.
With a chip on my shoulder, unfortunately. It's my problem, I'll sort it.

Posted on 02.08.09 09:36 AM by Joe

I'd put money on 'Major Tom'

Posted on 02.08.09 09:41 AM by

I like "Dead Baron" but it doesn't fit with the other characters. Names like Kenny, Tati, Jarvis, etc. "Dead Baron" is a great nickname though. I think he should share the name of the original undead king and simply be called "Romero".

Posted on 02.08.09 10:14 AM by venkman1221

ha this is brill lol

zombie looks gd , cant wait for him
will he be out wiv online play ?

just got LBP , plz check out my level , my psn is : NUFCRULE

Posted on 02.08.09 11:17 AM by Liam

@travis whats up with the black chick i been bugging you about? can i get anything about her anything. id like an update on her. please?

Posted on 02.08.09 11:47 AM by DO2

@Coke
Bit obvious, but - Major Paine?

Whatever spelling you like with the 'pain' bit..

Posted on 02.08.09 12:00 PM by FurrQue

He seems to be a World War 2 pilot (leather jacket and goggles instead of G-suit and visor) so the name would have to reflect that. Unless he is a nostalgic old boy. Not sure of live operations rank cut-off though, for that time period.

Posted on 02.08.09 12:17 PM by Joe

Also his eye ball should pop out, pass the broken goggle lens, still attached to its cord.

Posted on 02.08.09 12:20 PM by Joe

Zombies don't shop at Gap. Sheep do.

Posted on 02.08.09 12:31 PM by Joe

a shame Pilot Arron "Insane" Neckbreak isnt a choice, oh well, id love to see the crash test dummies make an appearance. (you remember those guys from the 90's right ?)

Posted on 02.08.09 12:44 PM by chris

why dont we just create chuck norris as a charter and for the triangle button make an arm come out of his chin!

i better say i'm rees because my name doesn't show :L

-Rees

Posted on 02.08.09 14:01 PM by

Silly bug (may already be reported), but if you've reached the end of your run in FWE (only tested Painful, in my quest for platinum club) and hit R1 to relaunch, then IMMEDIATELY hit triangle, it will still show the medal you earned, but shows 0/0 for the stats for that run.

Posted on 02.08.09 14:40 PM by

How about Baron Degrunge or Baron Decrapitate.

Posted on 02.08.09 15:31 PM by Jonathan

Greetings,

How about Billy "Eject" DeFoote
He could get all anal and yell "Its pronounced De-fuut-ay!"

Posted on 02.08.09 15:44 PM by Cavefish

One good idea is to have his parichute out of his pack, and all thats left is a bunch of strings with some tattered pieces on the ends - looking like he just fell out of a tree after being stuck there for three years.

Posted on 02.08.09 15:49 PM by Jonathan

@TonyB & The PAIN Team, respectively

Gotta say, The Dead Baron is a wicked name for the zombie pilot. It even looks good in my head on a selection screen. Those other TonyB's sure know what they are talking about.

As for the poll options, I'm on the Major D. Creppitt bandwagon.

@Hello Hello

Cpl. Cadaver was another one that I fancied.

Been trying to come up with something myself, but nothing solid yet. I think I may be trying too hard with the wordplay. But, trust me, I'll keep on it! [pose]

In other news:

If any one else is a fan, I'm ecstatic to find out that Sonic Youth's new album, The Eternal, gets released 2009.6.9. While it may still be approximately four [4] months away, I like having clarity on the date since it's one of, probably, less than five [5] albums I'm looking forward to this year.

-M*

Posted on 02.08.09 15:57 PM by Anthony

the DEAD BARRON

Posted on 02.08.09 16:58 PM by DO2

I gotta say. Dead Baron sounds the best. But you would have to add something to the spelling like Dead Bare'on, Dead Bare'in. I think any suttle crude twist on the name could convince them to add Dead Baron to the list!

Posted on 02.08.09 17:07 PM by OneButton

Question...Why is TonyB stroking himself all over this blog?

Posted on 02.08.09 17:10 PM by OneButton

I like the very bottom one instead. I didn't see it the first time.

Posted on 02.08.09 18:21 PM by Logan

Why don't we just name it TonyB?

Posted on 02.08.09 18:38 PM by Adam

Airman "Ace" Pappy wacky Peg Leg!

Posted on 02.08.09 19:22 PM by Hello Hello

Yes! to The Dead Baron...its perfect!
Throw the poll out the window. It would be a travesty to name him anything other than The Dead Baron.

Posted on 02.08.09 19:35 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Sergeant Supersticious Sixpack!

Lol... that was so random^^

Posted on 02.08.09 19:36 PM by KingDragunov

From a Lt. Colonel we had when I was in the Air Force, he had to go through it, and I wish I would have know him back then:

Major Funk
There, tell me that doesn't beat Dead Baron.

Posted on 02.08.09 21:02 PM by srart

Logan – All good, cat. You are, in fact, the man.

Tony B – Looks like you’ve added a popular option to the mix. ….and your friends seem to like it, too.

Haskell – Clearly, you have a Pappy Wacky Peg Leg obsession., but it’s more of a dead leg (pun intended) than a peg leg.

FurrQue – He starts out with two legs, but it’s quite clear that one isn’t gonna make it once he launches. It kind of flails around all crazy and it’s pretty hilarious. You can see it in the pics, but his torso is also on backwards, so his poses are wicked strange.

Posted on 02.08.09 21:35 PM by Jason Coker

How about one of these:
Ace Festero
Ace Demorte
Arse Festero
Baron Demorte
Baron Mortifester
Baron Morty Fester
Baron Degrunge

Posted on 02.08.09 21:43 PM by Jonathan

Thought of another one:
Baron Depain

Posted on 02.08.09 21:59 PM by Jonathan

Or better spelt - Baron Depayne

Posted on 02.08.09 22:02 PM by Jonathan

OK, I'm going to tell the truth about how I feel about PAIN. Its weird because I seem not to play as much as other games but for some reason I have to play it anyway and download the add-on maps. How do you do it?

Posted on 02.08.09 22:19 PM by FredNation

Tati could save the world with that magically delicious bootay. Enjoy the footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMSqv47MAQ

ps - press 'high quality'

Posted on 02.09.09 00:55 AM by obscured

how do i change my name, link?

Posted on 02.09.09 02:12 AM by

@ Coker.
Dude, Pappy Wacky Peg Leg just rolls off your tongue and sounds funny as hell, TO ME of course. Then again I can find humor in anything because I am a funny guy! And at times a sick, twisted, demented, pure evil sob ax muredered, who can snap with the best of em. Laughing)

I mean just the other day, is THHE perfect example. I'm driving down the highway and out of the blue, way ahead of me, it happens, a brutal, brutal car accident with car parts strewn all over and a few hurt people, who are bleeding and walking, some sitting in a daze.
As I get near it, when I how bad it was, I pulled over, jumped so to speak out of my car, and ran over to it. When I got their, I picked up a tire iron that was on the ground, and jumped on top of the hood of one of the damaged cars. I threw tire iron between the injured people, and I started chanting ECW ECW ECW ECW
Laughing

Now as far as his name goes?
Dead Baron isn't bad. BUT not good enough because that name is just blah.

- Ok he's a zombie, so he's technically dead
- He's a pilot and thats the Baron part...
...............but....
Theirs nothing about him being insane, or the half a leg, or even a veteran. Now they may all be semantics, ....BUT,
"This weeks special is Buy 1 get 1 Free Pie A la Coker, YOU sir, you said:

"I think you’ll all be pleased with him, but we have a problem and we desperately need your help: He doesn’t have a name yet.

We thought about it and thought about it, but we couldn’t decide on a proper, PAINfully inappropriate name.

**I mean, what do you call an
- insane
- old school
- military veteran
- zombie pilot
with a
-bum leg that actually pops off at the knee when he bangs into stuff?

“John Smith”? Tough call, eh?

So Case of Coker, YOU are the one who described him as insane military veteran with a leg that pops off when it strikes something. Hence why i said

2. Corporal Cadaver
a) Commander Cadaver
b) Capt.Cadaver

Airman "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg

Bombardier Pappy Wacky Peg Leg
(pilot) (old guy) insane..(half a leg) crap.
8. Corpsel Ace 'Pappy Wacky' Peg Leg

I do like the Corporal to Corpsoral

Posted on 02.09.09 02:21 AM by Hello Hello

I actually think the poll-suggestions sucks bigtime. I'd go for "The Dead Baron".
Reminds me a lot of: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_von_Richthofen

Posted on 02.09.09 04:19 AM by Peter

www.youtube.com/results

my first uploaded pain video Smile.

------
a name
Flying Scotsman, ye matie Wink

Posted on 02.09.09 04:21 AM by Daniel

Major Rigg R. Mortis


There is my 20s of thought into a name.

Posted on 02.09.09 15:04 PM by KylieDog

Also, are we gonna be getting more 'premium' characters, like the Hoff with 3 costumes?

Posted on 02.09.09 15:07 PM by KylieDog

I think John Smith is a fantastic name for an undead pilot falling apart guy in a game like PAIN.

Posted on 02.09.09 16:36 PM by Doorhandle1975

How about

Major Jamie Lee Squirtus

Posted on 02.09.09 17:06 PM by STALLONE

HI Pain Team!
I have a question : How can we submit a bug that we have found on the game?? The "contact" section of the blog???

Posted on 02.09.09 18:32 PM by Winckle

@Coke
Any word on the new environments or is it still a big secret?

Also i was think General Malaise or Private Parts. Laughing

Posted on 02.09.09 19:20 PM by George

Jamie Lee Squirtus = Awesome

Lieutenant Moan = lol of de world

Posted on 02.09.09 20:06 PM by STALLONE

Cool

Posted on 02.09.09 20:12 PM by aspokes

oops clicked enter by accident, Anyways I cant wait for dishing out pain online, thanks for all the work you guys are doing for us

Posted on 02.09.09 20:14 PM by aspokes

@coke

can we call it something that sounds like chuck norris for ex duck morris, i'm not trying and it sounds awesome

-rees

Posted on 02.09.09 20:29 PM by

I know this sounds dumb but Baron Von Rotting. He just reminded me of the Red Baron.

Posted on 02.09.09 23:35 PM by ThePaleOne

the zombie is one thing but what about the easter bunny that was talked about in the first ever blog?

Posted on 02.10.09 00:19 AM by

How about Major Justin Pain

Posted on 02.10.09 01:10 AM by jamal

or Les Bawdyparz

Posted on 02.10.09 01:23 AM by jamal

I agree with Peter. Those poll choices are pretty weak. They all miss their target. Some of the user suggestions... well, I'll just say that if you're submitting a name from some remote Scottish farm region, the rest of us probably might not 'get it'.
Dead Baron blows them all out of the sky. KrimsonSky had a good suggestion about a vote elimination too but it seems Dead Baron is the one to top atm. Nice one there Tony.

In unrelated news, I spend quite a few hours assembling clips from my PAIN replays and try to make them entertaining and at least worth your time to watch. Then my link gets buried under a Haskell! No offense to you Haskell, but your timing is impecable! Or maybe it's my timing.

So one last time this my cinematic offering of Tati as she blows all aliens...to pieces. Watch in 'high quality'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMSqv47MAQ

Peace

Posted on 02.10.09 01:58 AM by obscured

I just think soemthing like

Major Richard Head to hide the simpler

or simply Major Dick Head......

Posted on 02.10.09 04:59 AM by Ian

As much as I'd like to take credit for the name "Dead Baron", Travis himself came up with "Dead Baren" when he put this guy up here the first time way-back-when. The spelling is different, but it's still the same.

That is however, what his name should be!!

Posted on 02.10.09 05:08 AM by TonyB

I still like "Baron Depayne" - sounds like "Baring the pain"

Posted on 02.10.09 07:26 AM by Jonathan

OK, Peg-leg = pirate. Wooden leg. Dude is a zombie pilot. Enough said. Id like to keep with the PAIN tradition of one or two word names that really have nothing or little to do with the character. For example, Kenneth, Nigel, Tati. Also, no character in the game of PAIN should have a reference to pain in his name. Come on people. They all experience pain. So in keeping with the PAIN tradition I have a few simple but meaningful suggestions... 1. BUB - or a variation of. if youre into zombie movies youll know who this refers to. he was a military zombie who was being trained to think in an early Romero movie. 2. Major Tom -ground control? anybody? 3. Hindinburg - spell check...

Posted on 02.10.09 14:49 PM by Roger

@ TonyB: Yeah noticed that when I did a search for "Zombie". You even agreed with Travis then. Quite fookin' bizarre, STM loss? To be fair I prefer Baron to Baren (no matter how clever that might be). Still it does illustrate the point that reading all the posts is quite a feat, never mind remembering them. No offence.

I'll still like to see a cruder name, like Dick Drophoff, because that's the first thing they lose... like Walter Peck from Ghostbusters.
There was a time when I was unique, and not a sheep. Yay rap!
17 in the mag, one in the chamber / 9 double taps from the reclaimer.
Glock SEVENNNNTEEEEN! YO! Word to ya momma. Apologies to 50 Cent et al.

Posted on 02.10.09 15:33 PM by Joe

PS re: Corpral rank, you have to be a commissioned officer to pilot, Lieutenant or above. Flight Majors are seen mainly at air shows or test piloting cool stuff at Area 51. Just to be, as you say, anal about it.

Posted on 02.10.09 16:04 PM by Joe

@Pain Crew

Ok, you got me. Can't be mad at you guys too long. Not when you gave me a valentine of epic proportions. The greatest PAIN lab ever. Hilarious and fun as hell. HOLY SHxT!!
Now if only you had made "Darts" like that lab using a dart board and dart rather than ram and scenes, it could actually be darts and not "PAIN Archery".
Oh yeah, and my girl loves the Valentines theme for the game. She wishes you guys would release PS3 themes for the seasons like you do with the characters cause she would have, and this is a direct quote, "Like, totally have downloaded that, it's so cute."
Have a good weekend guys.

Posted on 02.10.09 16:57 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

i beg of you fellow pain junkies, help me be TheTinselTot again !

Posted on 02.10.09 17:43 PM by

just an idea to improve the replay editor, let us pick'n'mix bits from our saved replays to make epic montages. just a thought- TheTinselTot

Posted on 02.11.09 00:47 AM by

awesome!

i gots a question about pain?
does pain pause any downloads for you guys when your playing it? its bugging the crap out of me lol. i dont get why it does cause games only pause downloads if your playing online. but say if your playing cod 4 campaign it keeps downloading. idk if this is a feature you guys forgot to add it would be nice if it dose not take long to implement

Posted on 02.11.09 01:38 AM by eaferrari24

I've got a question. Do you guys have any release dates for The Wrestler, Brock Lee, or the Zombie? Is one coming out before the others. If you could tell me even spring or summer that would be a big help.

Posted on 02.11.09 02:04 AM by Logan

@ TheTinselTot:
If you're US or region 1 area you could try to merge your Underground account with your PSN one. I can't cut-and-paste the link, typing this via my PS3. If you're outside US, I think you will have to resign up to Underground with another email address.

Posted on 02.11.09 02:09 AM by Joe

hey coker, I was watching a Japanese TV show play Mr.PAIN on nicovideo and...

I was wondering who are these guys?
img201.imageshack.us/img201/1889/mrpainfx7.jpg

left dude looks like travis

Posted on 02.11.09 03:03 AM by Captain_Fury

@Cap. Fury - HA! That's awesome! Nice find!!!

Posted on 02.11.09 04:16 AM by TonyB

This probably belongs more in the previous post, but since this is the top one I'll post it here...

@ Coke/Travis

Can the trophies that are related to multiplayer modes (Glutton, Pain & Mane, ect...) be unlocked when playing online, or can they only be obtained by playing locally with another person?

follow up question....

When online comes out, will we have an option of choosing who we want to play against, or will our opponents always be random like some other games?

Posted on 02.12.09 02:58 AM by sicdude

Cpl. Punishment...? Private Suffering... General Disaster

Posted on 02.12.09 03:04 AM by princeodarkness

I think the zombies name should be Major Petey Puckerhole cause his body don't look shot up, it looks like it's covered in rosebuds. LOL.

Posted on 02.12.09 03:41 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

The valentines theme is great. As with the christmas one I wish we could permenantly save it and switch PAIN menu themes when we feel like it. Does Tati's name being in the logo have anything to do with the favorite PAIN girl poll? Wonder if you'll do one for White Day now, since the game is global... (just color the flowers white instead of red)...

Posted on 02.12.09 15:55 PM by pick-e

LOL Juggz!!@ Petey Puckerhole! Dam dude I just got what you meant and can't stop laughing.Good shizzle.

Another new vid "The Girls of PAIN". Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myn8i0oVTro

Posted on 02.12.09 18:24 PM by obscured

Oh yes and you MUST watch in 'high quality' - they deserve it.

Posted on 02.12.09 18:30 PM by obscured

Obscured - You, sir, are truly gifted on the replay cam tip. Nicely done, man.

Daniel – Holy crap, man! That was a SERIOUS launch! Good work.

Kylie Dog – Yes, more premium characters are coming. I can’t tell you who just yet, but I think you’ll be pleased.

Stallone – I’d reserve that name for the hotel room scene in True Lies. I’m just gonna leave it at that….

Winckle – You can let ‘er rip right here or via the e-mail link up top.

George – Still can’t spill the beans on the next environment just yet, unfortunately. What we HAVE revealed is that it’s actually going to be two separate environments in one release…

Rees - Chuck Norris is too much power for this game. I heard that he once started playing PAIN on a PS3, and the game was so overcome with terror that it uninstalled itself.

Anonymous – A Bunny is still possible….

Juggz – Holiday Themes for PAIN is a brilliant idea. We have tons on our plates right now, but let it be sung from the mountaintop now: If we’re able to make that happen, YOU made it happen.

Logan – Brock Lee and El Chile Grande will be coming in the spring, and the Zombie (along with some others) will be coming later, but also in the spring.

Capt Fury - Guilty as charged. We went over in December to promote Mr. PAIN, and that was a shot we sent over prior to the trip. We had a blast over there, and as Travis will “amen”, the Best. Sushi. EVARRRRRRR.

Sicdude – We’re keeping online completely separate from trophies, so the short answer is “no”. Sorry to disappoint, but it was going to be a nightmare to do it any other way. As for online functionality, we’re going to start sharing more info as we get closer to launch.

Pick-e – You know your Japanese holidays, cat. We thought about doing White Day, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. We ARE going to do Golden Week, though. We’re just trying to figure out if it will be a Japan-only update or across all regions.

Posted on 02.12.09 19:18 PM by Jason Coker

@Obsy-What a great video...that...was actually kind of sexy...uh...good job.

Posted on 02.12.09 19:57 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Ao No = E. Honda
Brock Lee = Ryu
El Chile = Zangief

Yeah, I think its a safe bet we won't be seeing those Street Fighter characters.

I'm not complaining though, for 'plan b' characters, Ao No is already awsome and the other two look like they'll be funny as hell.

Posted on 02.12.09 20:06 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@Coke - Ever thought of a Latin American vers. of PAIN? call SR.PAIN lol, it coincide perfectly with the masked luchador (perfect dreamworld). it'd be awesome latin americans rank second in population. would be such a bad idea................. if only Latin Americans could afford PS3's. might be 1or 2 in Mexico and Argentina lol.

Posted on 02.12.09 21:35 PM by Steve

102nd post.

Posted on 02.13.09 00:35 AM by Uganja

@Coke
Two environments in one release...can't wait Laughing Also, loving the look of the new fortress mode.

Posted on 02.13.09 01:14 AM by George

Oh my god, I've just been scarred for life! Searching for PAIN on Google, I found a video called "BME Pain Olympics". Holy crap, that was disturbing!

Posted on 02.13.09 01:58 AM by KingDragunov

What about sargent BoneSlicer, Or BoneBreaker?

Posted on 02.13.09 04:21 AM by Tom

Sorry about that Dragunov. I found that once accidentally too. It still makes me cringe just thinking about it.

Posted on 02.13.09 05:25 AM by Doorhandle1975

Yeah, it's disgusting. But I think it's fake. Let's say, I HOPE it's fake.

Posted on 02.13.09 05:37 AM by KingDragunov

@ Idol Minds team:
Have you guys ever met fellow developers Team 17? I get a very similar vibe with youse two crews. I wish them luck with the new Leisure Suit Larry game.

Posted on 02.13.09 09:18 AM by Joe

Steve – There’ no way we’d leave the Latin flavor out of PAIN. El Chile Grande is WAY cool, and Tati….. She just……. …leaves me speechless.

George – Yessir, it’s gonna be GOOD!

Joe – Not bad. Although this zombie’s more of a Bome LOSER than a Breaker. ;-)

Joe – I’m not at Idol Minds, but I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting anyone from Team 17. I’ve been a fan of the Worms series for a while, and those guys seem to have a pretty good sense of humor. I dig their work.

Posted on 02.13.09 11:12 AM by Jason Coker

@ Jason Coker:
Yeah, even in the 8-bit, two colour, days of Spectrum 48k gaming, I got a perverse pleasure of watching my sprite fall of his bike, motocross or ATV and experience pain in a 2-D world. Worms came a bit too late for the Speccy; but, I am too a huge fan, and the comparison to Team 17 was a complement.
Smile

Posted on 02.13.09 11:43 AM by Joe

We need to launch Mario. Absolutely! lol

Posted on 02.13.09 11:45 AM by KingDragunov

MAMMA MIA!

Posted on 02.13.09 12:16 PM by Joe

@Coke/Reaper - Thanks you guy's. Alway's a pleasure working on location with the girls!

Posted on 02.13.09 12:29 PM by obscured

@ Jason Coker:
re: character profiles. I know I'm the only one who misses them and getting them back in-game is a no; but, if you do bring them back on-line you could use a Facebook / MySpace layout? Like in the Amusement (sic) Park promo video. It would give you a chance to broaden out each of our star's back-story too.

Posted on 02.13.09 12:39 PM by Joe

@ obscured:
Lucky bugger...
Wink

Posted on 02.13.09 12:42 PM by Joe

re pilot name: Cpt "Death or Glory" Gory Rory. Any good?
Or instead of Cpt Han Solo... You get Cpt Leg Solo! Heh.. LOL..
ROTFLMBFFAO! HA! <cough...choke> You get the idea......

Posted on 02.13.09 15:01 PM by Joe

How about C. Montgomery Burns? That would fit pretty much!

Posted on 02.13.09 15:14 PM by KingDragunov

Hey what's up,I'm back(playing LittleBigPlanet and Call of Duty for a while).I thinking that a name for the zombie should be funny,wacky,and PAINful,like:
1.Private Bill
2.The Unknown Zombie
3.Agony
4.Shot-Shot
5.Kevin
Well,I hope I had contributed much,see you next time!

Posted on 02.13.09 16:17 PM by PS3Potential

Oh and "Private I. Wet Myself","I. C. More Monkey Butts",or"I. Can C. My Brainz"Tong

Posted on 02.13.09 16:26 PM by PS3Potential

Major N. Danger

Posted on 02.13.09 17:29 PM by jamal

Baron Von Pain
Baron Von
Baron Von Hurl
Baron Von-Cussion

Posted on 02.14.09 00:50 AM by PROJECT359

may i reccomend this tune as the theme for said zombie www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEySrDerj0 - i'm currently trying to sample chop and screw the chorus into a hip hopeddy remix but seeing how good idol minds are at such things, i may aswel share the love.

Posted on 02.14.09 10:31 AM by Uganja

@obscured
Hey buddy, hows life treating ya?
The vids are cool, how many hours are you spending doing these?
Do you export them to PC & edit away on there?

Posted on 02.14.09 15:39 PM by FurrQue

how about a launchable alien?

Posted on 02.14.09 18:52 PM by James

Jason from Friday 13th would be cool!

Posted on 02.14.09 19:39 PM by KingDragunov

@FurrQue

Thought you went AWOL on me brother! I'm doing well man, thanks. The vid process varies depending on how ambitious I get. The "Girls" vid actually happened pretty quick. Hardest part was getting them to 'sit' in the anchor 'ladylike'(sorry Yeony!)
Then it's launch, edit, launch, edit etc. until I have plenty of replay clips to use. Meanwhile the ideas evolve a bit or get scrapped altogether but when I settle on a plan I'll export via flash drive to pc and assemble the timeline properties from there.

There's definitely some hours involved but I take my time over several days so I don't burn out. I have a lot of clips to use right now but I'm not sure which direction to go with them. "Girls of PAIN 2" is going to happen eventually. They're just too talented not to have a sequel! Talk to ya soon Furry.

Peace

Posted on 02.14.09 21:01 PM by obscured

You know who I always wanted to see as a launchable character?The Mime!

Posted on 02.15.09 01:02 AM by PS3Potential

Oh and how about "Major I. Need A. Life.","Sargeant Oww E.",or "Leutinant Is N. Pain".

Posted on 02.15.09 01:07 AM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential

Seriously, stop. Those are far too long of names to have

Posted on 02.15.09 03:37 AM by austindriver13

@ Pain TEAM
I have alreday sent an e-mail but I want to report the bug here.
I have found a bug in my french version of the game.
Add-on : Movie Studio
Mode: Cratetastic ("Caissetastique" in french)
Level : Painful ("Douloureux" in french)
Bug: Silver medal =} 640 000
Gold medal =} 790 000 (!!!)
Platine medal =} 740 000
The points to get the gold is incorrect, it's higher than the platine medal (it should be 690 000)
I've scored 715 000 points and I got the silver medal so there is a bug that need to be fixed.
Thanks in advance!

Posted on 02.15.09 16:50 PM by Winckle

i think lets name the zombie micheal jackson and he should only be playable on spank the monkey

Posted on 02.15.09 18:12 PM by olly

Hey all. Sorry I've been away for a spell. Travis and I are in Colorado with Idol Minds at the moment. We're going to update the poll with the top few choices for the Zombie name and get this this sorted out. Looks like our guy will have a proper name shortly. Woo-hoo!

Posted on 02.16.09 00:08 AM by Jason Coker

New Poll is up!

Posted on 02.16.09 00:17 AM by Jason Coker

WOOHOOO, YE BABY, IM MOFO'ING ON THE FORUMS AGAIN

...no ones cheering... Frown

anyway, nice news on the zombie... i dig the bottom choice in the poll... (i DIG, did you get it... HAHA! FUNNY BIZATCHES! :p )
but i dont like dead baron... and ye i remember travis saying that was his name
i prefer 'carl'

and premium characters...hmm... is...it... MR.T, HA I KNEW IT *boogies on down* UH YE MR.T BOO YAK OH SHAAAAAA!!!!!!!


i need my meds...

Posted on 02.16.09 00:20 AM by Pacman_Ownage

BOOBS :p


( . ) ( . )



cant believe that hasnt been done before

Posted on 02.16.09 00:22 AM by Pacman_Ownage

PEDRO!!! Nice to see you back!

Posted on 02.16.09 01:16 AM by TonyB

@Coke

I like the new poll idea, in narrowing down the choices from our talks. Say, since you and Travis are so close to Nevada, would you mind swinging by Las Vegas and kidnapping Penn & Teller? Well, maybe not kidnap, but you get the idea. No, really, I need to fill these man-sized glass cases.

Oh, and, swell job on the Valentine's theme.

@Uganja

Meant to mention this earlier, but here it is now. If you're still working on remixing that song, take a listen to Zombie [Camel's Hump Remix] from the No Need To Argue: Complete Sessions 1994 - 1995. Might add some new options.

@obscured

Love the videos. The scene from the "Tati Blows All Aliens... to pieces" video where the alien on the half pipe watches the crate fly by [at 1:10 - 1:13] cracked me up. Top quality work.

-M*

Posted on 02.16.09 01:22 AM by Anthony

Wait... shouldn't it be "Dead" Baron? You wrote "Ded" Baron.

Posted on 02.16.09 01:37 AM by KingDragunov

@ Jason Coker:
So that's a "No" to Gory Rory? Heartbreaking shame...

Posted on 02.16.09 01:39 AM by Joe

I think "Ded Baron" looks better than "Dead Baren", mistake? Or serendipity?

Posted on 02.16.09 01:50 AM by Joe

Pacman – I don’t know if it’s just coincidence or what, but the Lead Programmer on PAIN is a guy named Carl. He’s the most bitter, hateful individual on the planet, so I LOVE your suggestion of naming anyone on the launcher “Carl”. If not the Zombie, some other character needs to be named Carl. You see, everyone at SCEA and Idol Minds loves nothing more than abusing our Carl, so if we can also abuse a Carl in-game, …..YES!

Anthony – We’ll see what we can do about a Vegas trip. Much like Jell-O, there’s always room for Vegas.

Joe – Maybe Gory Rory would have been good to go if you’d gotten some multiple personalities to back it up like Tony B did. There’s nothing like mental illness to make a point stronger.
As for “Ded Baron”, this spelling just kind of sang to us, but it’s still all Tony B.

Posted on 02.16.09 02:06 AM by Jason Coker

Jason, what was the first game you ever played in your life and what was your first game system you owned?

Posted on 02.16.09 02:45 AM by FredNation

Will TonyB be in the credits, then? That would be cool. I'm sure he will re-organise his Filo-fax of singlehandedly bringing peace in the Middle-East, to pose for photos.
:p
I tore a ligament in my ankle at Martial Art tournament, recently. Does that count towards a sympathy vote? Please? It's killer and I'm stuck in front of my TV & PS3 all day playing games (as well as physio, of course). The agony (!)

Posted on 02.16.09 02:52 AM by Joe

re Vegas:
It's nearly time for the Laughlin, Vegas UFO conference. Day: Go on a range firing pistols, SMGs, M4s & even a Barret M82A2! Night: Listen and take part in the most up-to-date debates in ufology. Just stay out of Area-51, even if you're drunk...

Posted on 02.16.09 03:09 AM by Joe

TonyB told me he liked the DED instead of DEAD.

Posted on 02.16.09 03:49 AM by TonyB

TonyB said to me that he didn't really care how it was spelled, as long as the name was chosen. Because THAT IS WHAT HIS NAME SHOULD BE!!

Posted on 02.16.09 03:51 AM by TonyB

Don't worry guys... I'm sure the community will do the right thing...

Posted on 02.16.09 03:51 AM by TonyB

Look up Lost island on youtube. It's hilarious. The I'm on a boat (feat. T-Pain) and J**z in my pants videos crack me up. LOL!

I mention that cause now that we are aware T-Pain has a sense of humor he'd be a fun celeb to throw around. Heck his name already fits the game!

Posted on 02.16.09 03:53 AM by jasonmc

TonyB zed he's okay with Hed,
but his GF marched him up to bed.
"Wot's wrong luv?" He cried,
"You're a dirty beggar" she replied.
"It's for a game", so crisis over they wed.

Sorry TonyB, I blame the painkillers...

Posted on 02.16.09 04:10 AM by Joe

wait it was ded............ damn was it 120mg or 240?
well that's mucked that up.

Posted on 02.16.09 04:13 AM by Joe

Seriously TonyB, sometimes in attempting humour, I cross the line. Although the limerick was aimed at your alter-ego, I was out of order. I apologise. Sorry.

Posted on 02.16.09 04:25 AM by Joe

@Joe - Don't worry... We didn't take any offense. Right guys?

Posted on 02.16.09 05:27 AM by TonyB

Not me

Posted on 02.16.09 05:27 AM by TonyB

Me niether...

Posted on 02.16.09 05:27 AM by TonyB

There ya go Joe... No harm, no foul!

Posted on 02.16.09 05:27 AM by TonyB

when will pain darts and pain fortress come out me and my friends are dieing to know

Posted on 02.16.09 06:06 AM by austin

@ TonyB (& TonyB & TonyB):
Thanks lads I really appreciate your understanding. I can get some sleep, now.

PS "Singlehandedly bringing peace to the Middle-East" was a jibe at Tony Blair, former UK PM, just to clarify to the board.

Posted on 02.16.09 06:09 AM by Joe

please darts and fortress when

Posted on 02.16.09 07:12 AM by austin

@Coke

What the Balls Mahoney homie? Why ain't Major Petey Puckerhole on the Poll? That's some bull....
At this point I wanna say, "I'm just playin'", "For real though" or "Seriously guys", BUT I CAN'T!
That name is too damn fresh to be left off the poll.
Though what I'm about to say is on the serious note.
Is it at all possible to get you / you and or Travis to spit a verse on my cd coming out this summer? 4 Real. I want yall on my cd wit that "Mr. Pain" picture. What do ya say? I won't pay you for it but....I will send yall some brats. Cause yall is some fat kids, and that's how fat kids show love / and or payment for things. WITH FOOD! Whatz Hattnin'?

P.S.
TonyB has heard my flows. This is in all honesty, 100%, I SWEAR TO GOD what I'm saying. He started having these "personality" issues the day after he heard it. THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM.

HELLO HELLO.....Hello, I'm topping your lengthy posts!

@Anyone living in or around Milwaukee, WI. (By in or around I actually mean within the entire world)
Come check out the Brew City Butcherz LIVE Friday March 6th, 2009 @ The Rave in Milwaukee, WI.
FREE ADMISSION
YES THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Need more motivation?
Ok
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That's the details!

Posted on 02.16.09 07:48 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Jason Coker:
OK, sob story time to impress upon you the necessary need to include my pilot's name: "Gory Rory" to the poll. Back in 1988 I was amongst the first people in England & Wales to take the new GCSEs. My school was ill prepared and I got no higher than an "E" in any of the 4 subjects I took; therefore, I couldn't do A-levels, or go on to University.
Now 36, I amount to nothing. Dead end job etc. It would mean the world to me if Gory Rory even just makes the poll.
Plus I decided that Rory is short for Romero, director of many classic zombie flicks. So you have that clever element too.
Goodnight fellow Brothers (and Sisters, or so I read).

Posted on 02.16.09 08:49 AM by Joe

i say u give him a totally random stereotypical name such as john smith or whatever u brits consider to be a name along those lines

Posted on 02.16.09 08:57 AM by Andrew

@ Andrew:
John Smith is a very common name, here in England. Its is also a name for a Bitter (Beer)here too. And as we know zombies are very bitter.

Posted on 02.16.09 09:07 AM by Joe

jason when will darts come out

Posted on 02.16.09 09:10 AM by austin

then john smith it is! it keeps the tradition of the name having little or no relevance to the character. @pain team- when do darts and fortress come out and will those be synonomous with the two new environments

Posted on 02.16.09 09:29 AM by Andrew

andrew thanks for asking to i want to know when they come out to

Posted on 02.16.09 09:43 AM by austin

The new PainLab is great! Probably my second fav after Speed Oocher. I got all the way through it! Check out my replay everyone.

www.youtube.com/qb2bTheReaper

Posted on 02.16.09 09:51 AM by qb2bTheReaper

@ Austin & Andrew:
Jason Coker said he isn't going to give a release date for the new content tell he is sure it's good to go. This is to avoid disappointment in case a nasty bug shows up in testing and the product is held back. I don't think he will even give a rough estimate.
As soon as anyone knows they will post here. Hopfully Jason Coker (or another) will answer you directly.
PS I'm not going for John Smith, sorry.
Smile

Posted on 02.16.09 09:54 AM by Joe

@ qp2pTheReaper:
re uploaded vid: Poetry in motion, my Brother. Just like that old Mouse Trap game. The new pain lab looks great, so going to check it now. Kudos on the lonely Littlest Hobo surviving the wave of WMDs.

Posted on 02.16.09 10:41 AM by Joe

To celebrate the new releases, and going into wow, March already IT IS TIME!

Too honor the NCAA Tournement we will engage in our very own, MARCH MADNESS!!

We NEED a NEW Poll, with thee TOP 16 NAMES, which will be chosen between Travis, Coker, Litch, and Super Dave! You guys will narrowed down list, to the top 16, then do a NCAA Bracket..16..8..final..4..then the championship battle.

Now depending on when they release him, we could do the bracket and have a Poll with 16 best names and have it done over 1 week.
As an example this is what I propose:
New character Tourney.

Sun. 12:01am - Mon. 12:00am: Sweet Sixteen
16 Names: we vote, Poll is open 1 day. Top 8 names w/ most votes advances to Elite 8.

Mon: 12:00am - Tue. 12:00am: Elite 8 Voting opens for 1 day: Most votes for the top 4 names advances to the Final Four.

Tue: 12:00am - Thu. 12:00am: Final Four Voting opens for 2 days and most votes for top 2 names advances to the Championship.

Thu. 12:00am - Sun. 12:00am: Final 2
Voting opens for 3 days and closes Sunday at 12am and the name with the most votes decides which name IS the official name!

To narrow down the list, Travis, Coker, Jeff, and Super Dave, will print out the names list, and narrow it down to the TOP 16 names.
but.

More coming..
Haskell

Posted on 02.16.09 12:12 PM by Hello Hello

@qb2b - That was poetry... A beautiful run.

Posted on 02.16.09 12:17 PM by TonyB

Hey now, we all have ideas on different names, and so forth. Now some may not have the best sounding name, or the right example of a name. But some of them sound good,
some don't.

But let's keep 1 thing in mind, and in doing so, let's refresh everyones memory, because here is what Senor' Coker Cabana said:

"We thought about it and thought about it, but we couldn’t decide on a proper, PAINfully inappropriate name. I mean, what do you call an
- insane
- old school
- military veteran
- zombie pilot
with a
-bum leg that actually pops off at the knee when he bangs into stuff?

“John Smith”? Tough call, eh?

Now after reading that, that's when I came up with a few but here are 2 out of the gate.
Airman "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg, Veteran Corpsoral "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg. And over the enxt few days, names galore going on.
So here ALL ARE, in their glory from the names suggested from what I have seen on the boards.

1.Major D. Creppit..........by.......Travis
2.Leut.Pete "NO PAIN NO GAIN" McMasters
..............................by the fireman
3.Dude Duece "doo doo"Brown.....by...JasonMc
4.Major Mel Funkshin...........by...5HOR73RM
5.Charlie Kilo,in his Foxtrot Uniform
...............................by...Drewling
6. Corporal Cadaver............by....Haskell
7. Captain Cadaver.............by....Haskell
8. Colonel Cadaver.............by....Haskell
9. "The Dead Baron"............by......TonyB
10. Airman "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg...
...............................by....Haskel1
11.Bombadier Matty Batty Mcdougal.by Haskell
12.Veteran Corpsel "Ace" Pappy Wacky Peg Leg
...............................by....Haskell
13.Bombardier Pappy Wacky Peg Leg.by.Haskell
14.CAPTIN COCKPIT ................by.....DO2
15.Consuello Lopez........by StalkingSilence
16.Mince Zombardi.........by StalkingSilence
17.Clownpenis.fart........by StalkingSilence
18.Zom B. Lipshitz........by StalkingSilence
19.Major Boswell O'Hare...by...........Hakan
20.Colonel Crap...........by....KingDragunov
21.Capt. Willie Drophoff..by.............Joe
22.Major Tom..............by.....venkman1221
23.Major Paine............by.........FurrQue
24.Pilot Arron "Insane" Neckbreak..by..Chris
25.Baron Degrunge or Baron Decrapitate......
............................by......Jonathan
26.Billy "Eject" DeFoote....by......Cavefish
27.DEAD BARRON .............by...........D02
28.Airman "Ace" Pappy wacky Dead Leg........
............................by.......Haskell
29.Sergeant Supersticious Sixpack............
............................by..KingDragunov
30.Ace Festero..............by......Jonathan
31.Ace Demorte..............by......Jonathan
32.Arse Festero.............by......Jonathan
33.Baron Demorte............by......Jonathan
34.Baron Mortifester........by......Jonathan
35.Baron Morty Fester.......by......Jonathan
36.Baron Degrunge...........by......Jonathan
37.Baron Depain.............by......Jonathan
39.Baron Depayne............by......Jonathan
40.Flying Scotsman..........by........Daniel
41.Major Rigg R. Mortis.....by......KylieDog
42.General Malaise..........by........George
43.Private Parts............by........George
44.Major Jamie Lee Squirtus.by......STALLONE
45.Lieutenant Moan..........by......STALLONE
46.Baron Von Rotting........by....ThePaleOne
47.Major Justin Pain........by.........jamal
48.Les Bawdyparz........... by.........jamal
49.Major Richard Head.......by...........Ian
50.Major Dick Head..........by...........Ian
51.Dick Drophoff............by...........joe
52.Cpl. Punishment.......by..princeodarkness
53.Private Suffering.....by..princeodarkness
54.General Disaster......by..princeodarkness
55.Major Petey Puckerhole...by.......Juggalo
56.BoneSlicer...............by...........Tom
57.BoneBreaker..............by...........Tom
58.Cpt "Death or Glory" Gory Rory..by....Joe
59.Cpt Leg Solo.............by...........Joe
60.C. Montgomery Burns......by..KingDragunov
61.Private Bill.............by..PS3Potential
62.The Unknown Zombie.......by..PS3Potential
63.Agony....................by..PS3Potential
64.Shot-Shot................by..PS3Potential
65.Kevin....................by..PS3Potential
66.Private I. Wet Myself....by..PS3Potential
68.I.C. More Monkey Butts...by..PS3Potential
69.I.Can C. MyBrainz........by..PS3Potential
70.Major N. Danger......... by.........jamal
71.Baron Von................by....PROJECT359 72.Pain.....................by....PROJECT359
73.Baron....................by....PROJECT359 74.Von......................by....PROJECT359
75.Baron VonHurl............by....PROJECT359
76.Baron Von-Cussion........by....PROJECT359
77.Jason from Friday 13th...by..KingDragunov
78.Major I. Need A. Life....by..PS3Potential
79.Sargeant Oww E...........by..PS3Potential
80.Leutinant Is N. Pain.....by..PS3Potential
81.micheal jackson..........by..........olly
82.Billy Ray Yahoo..........by.......Haskell
83.Drop Dead Legs...........by.......Haskell
84.Zombie the Hombre........by.......Haskell

*Side note,#84 Olly, when I read that, I laughed my ass off, so to the unaware:

"I think lets name the zombie micheal jackson and he should only be playable on spank the monkey", by olly

I second that, and ALL of my friends personally called me to back me up, and they are, Haskelleities, Titanium Haskell, Haskell Titanus, Hello Hello, the Red Roof, the Greek God of Slack, the Axe murderer, and of course, his most dearest friend, Maximus Slackus Alldayus.

Posted on 02.16.09 12:33 PM by Hello Hello

Crikey, Haskell, that's some work. Didn't realise how many names there were. Great job.

Posted on 02.16.09 13:08 PM by Joe

Nice research Haskers. Very comprehensive. My God, man. And current too. Always a bonus. I'm under the impression they may have narrowed it down already. Dag dab it. I could be wrong.

@Anthony - Thank you man. I'm kind of partial to the alien at 1:54. The 'You've got to be f'ing kidding me' look.

@qb2b - Dude, that was pelvic (replaces epic). I couldn't finger it out myself and I never saw the clowns or any of that K-BOOM potential. Nice work!!

Posted on 02.16.09 13:10 PM by obscured

That was completely unnecessary

@Obscured- funny how that happens, huh? ^^

Watch my vid people.
www.youtube.com/qb2bTheReaper

Posted on 02.16.09 13:13 PM by qb2bTheReaper

And Juggz, your posts, have NOTHING on me, hell my middle finger is longer then your posts lol
Oh and check this out. As some may know, when you get prescriptions filled from the doctor, you can take some of those expenses off your taxes.
Now I had to get a print out from both of my pharmacies for my taxes, but i thought you'd find this interesting, because, inquiring minds, want to know and since
I AM E.F. Hutton, so when I talk, EVERYONE LISTENS. haha
So this is all from 1 pharmacy this past year.

:Choke on these numbers:

In the year 2008, I have consumed the following, and this is NOT including any of the many vitamins, colace, advil, anti inflamatory's, or any of the extra pain killers I was given, and I was given a boat load more and extra when I was in the hospital those 2 weeks following back surgery:

Amrix: 2 a day/60 a month/12 mo..= 720 a year
(muscle relaxer)

Avinza: 2x day/60 month/12 mo...=..720 a year
(Time release Morphine for Pain

Elavil: 1x day/30month/12 mo's = 360 a year
(Antidepressant used for sleep)

Lyrica: 3x day/90 month/x 12 = 1,080 a year(Anti-Seizure used to Block nerve pain)

Oxycodone: 6x day/180 mo./12 mo = 2,160 year
(Painkiller)

Welbutrin:3x day/90 month/12 mo.= 1080 a year
(Antidepressants)

1 month taken:...................510 a month
and
For the year, I've taken:.........6,120 pills
(Not including all those I said above)

Total Price for the entire year for just these 5 listed here

$9,473.26

How fukking disgusting is that.

Posted on 02.16.09 13:14 PM by Hello Hello

@TonyB- Thanks
@Joe- and thanks. I have no idea how that one got out alive!

Posted on 02.16.09 13:17 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Ahhh, nvm, I'll just post it again tomorrow

Posted on 02.16.09 13:20 PM by qb2bTheReaper

Time release morphine?! That sounds... good. Seriously please be careful, I had a shot of M a few times and wow, I felt great. Chatting up all the ladies, not a care in the world... for 4 hours. I can see how it can be adictive.
Frown

Posted on 02.16.09 13:25 PM by Joe

I hasten to add: the times I was given morphine were all in hospitals.

Posted on 02.16.09 13:49 PM by Joe

@ qb2bTheReaper: My pleasure, I'm really enjoying the Tarzan / assault course Pain Lab. Skill.

@ Haskell: It's cases like yours that make me thank God for the British NHS. It's far from perfect, but it's there. Nearly $10,000 for essential medicine! Still you've got plenty of energy, judging by your posts.
Smile

Posted on 02.16.09 14:03 PM by Joe

@ obscured:

Sorry, I missed the "Girls" vid first time around. l was reading this forum in-game hence could not link out. But when Anthony spoke of an alien, I *had* to see it for myself. Wow, Brother, what a beautiful piece of calming art. The music is just so soothing as is the imagery. You know, I thought Leisure Suit Larry & Benny Hill were bad you bring it to new highs, or should that be lows? Heh. I can never look at an anchor the same way again; although, it does rhyme with wan....

PS The video would go great with most tracks from Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon as the BGM. I can imagine some sublime syncs appearing throughout your work.

Posted on 02.16.09 15:08 PM by Joe

I'd love to a Burrito get launched and just totally come undone on impact.......mmm Burrito........Tijuana here i come.

Posted on 02.16.09 16:00 PM by Steve

@Coke,

If you are going to use the name carl, i'd recommend inserting "hot" in there - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot%20Carl%2FKarl - That way he'd take it as a compliment, yet the rest of the world know it's really the act of defacating on someones face

Posted on 02.17.09 01:15 AM by Uganja

@obscured
me AWOL?
No brother, I have kinda been lost lately, no not on that bloody island, simply lost in a world without gaming.
Been decorating the house - im in every room & it looks like a bombs gone off!
Im obliterated by 9pm - TANGO DOWN!
Too tired for PS3 antics after a day rebuiding the dojo.
sand the floor
Paint the fence
wax on wax off
you know the rest.
Not much use for a crane kick though, unless someone runs at me chin first!

The ramblings of Indica Wink


qb2bTheReaper
sweet vid, nice run, was that all one clip or a few spliced together?
Either way, still nice work.

Can't beleive that cheeky clown at the end of the clip survived!

Get him next time..!!

@Haskell
wow man, you must rattle when you move about.
Thats a lot of pills - do you get many side effects?
Unusually large genetalia?
Or simular..? Laughing

My uncle has MS & his meds have some odd side effects - green urine comes to mind, oddly.
Its not easy!
Though that time release morphine sounds cool.
Can you set which time it releases?
lol, yeah 0800 till 2100 please..
That should do it for me anyway!

Take care bro, good to see you back posting again.

Posted on 02.17.09 01:44 AM by FurrQue

@Coke
sweet - the odd limb flying off every now & then seems to gel nicely with the concept of the game.
Why stop there?
I mean, we could have for instance another zombie type character (maybe female? Wink ) who loses all limbs after a severe battering on the pain field? - though she/he would need to keep the head!
Once all limbs are off (& flying about doing damage) the character would be about the same size as hung lo/scurv anyway - and with added maggots I think we have a winner!

The limbs should fly off at certain damage levels - so you would need a monumental run to make her/him lose all limbs - like the idea?
A good character for the more advanced player who can pull off longer runs...

Can you confirm maggots for the current zombie?

(dude, stop going on about maggots)

Posted on 02.17.09 02:38 AM by FurrQue

@Coke
forgot to say - once all limbs off the character would grab with the mouth!

Posted on 02.17.09 02:40 AM by FurrQue

@coke
is fortress free?
TheTinselTot

Posted on 02.17.09 04:28 AM by

@ Haskell,

God Bless yo as$ bro. I last took a painkiller 2 years, two months, and 9 days ago. I've been sober for that long and ...dude, be careful (please). I am an addict, in recovery, and I can never take pills again. When it comes time to get off the pills please MAN UP!!! It will suck and you'll shit your brains out and puke for a week but nothing is worse than being addicted against your will. Please involve someone besides your doctor and you in this process. I KNOW U NEED THEM NOW...I get it. But when u don't, for the love of Mary, get off that wonderful, beautiful poison.

PS That's why I write crap only a brain dead moron would write

Posted on 02.17.09 08:20 AM by MarlyT35

Honestly, they do SQUAT DIDDLY FRIGGAN POO
When I was in the hospital the 1st time when the accident happened. Yeah, I was a little loopy right after the pills I was on, and morphine drip kicked in.

When I was in the ER, the hand specialist gave me 3 shots of novacaine around my wrist and told me he I shattered it. I broke the tips off the radius, the ulna, and broke the scaphoid, trapezium, lunate and triquetrum bones. So he had to "manualy manipulate the bones back into place" (Um excuse me, what? lol OW)
I told him that when I split my head open the Dr. ended up giving me 10 shots of novacaine to stitch me up and I still felt it. I am on a morphine drip, and the wrist doc gives me 1 more shot, so now I have 4 in my wrist total. He grabs one side of my wrist to brace it, and I scream. He says, I haven't even done anything yet except hold here, you felt that? I said, hell yeah.
He gives me 2 more shots, starts again, and again, soon as he goes to move the bones, I scream. He's looking at me like a I am a mutant lol. We talk, he gives me 6 more shots of novacaine around my wrist and hand. So I have like 12 all together.
He begins, I'm biting down on a rubber mouth guard thing and as soon as he grabs my arm, the mouthguard goes flying out of my mouth, and I am SCREAMING. Jamie lee Curtis has NOTHING on me at this point. I am screaming, begging him to please stop, and he keeps going, moving them around getting them back into the correct position, and it felt like he did it for 10 minutes. Actual time? 5 minutes and change. The wheel me out of the room, my boss is standing their, white as a ghost and people, doctors, nurses, patients are staring, eyes wide open at me because even though the door was shut, EVERYONE heard me screaming.

Back then I would feel them kick in maybe 10 minutes later, but not ever did I get loopy, or wobbly where I couldn't walk. I was then given the Avinza and I felt no different. Fast forward to know.
Now to this day, while the Lyrica does help with the nerve pain, thats the sharp kind of pain, it doesn't make me tired, loopy or anything. The Amrix muscle relaxer, does squat and I'm on the highest dose. basically worthless because my lower back muscles are still tight as hell and always in spasm and it doesn't make me relaxed.

The Oxy's, pfft, does really nothing. I can take all of my pills at 1 time, and I still feel a lot of pain, feel sore, muscles still spasm and are always tight, and shit, I could drive to Atlantic City prefectly fine.

It's so goddamn frustrating. I tell the doctors their not working. I'm told theirs nothing stronger(which is complete BS), and the famous line.."We/I don't want to get you addicted" crap.
i have never run out early of my meds, never given away any, never ran out or anything. I'm a good patient so to speak. But yet, they don't raise any dosage and every month I fill out the forms the same way, same pain scale numbers etc..nothing happens.

I've been on painkillers Sept 11th 2001 when I got hurt. I've built up a huge tolerance to em. I cannot help that my metabolism has always been high, I cannot control how pills don't effect me. Even my pain management doctor acknowledges this, but nothing happens.

But the good thing is, and I forgot to add this last night, was thankfully, I DON'T have to pay that price for the meds, that the insurance company pays for each month. That's one of the best things about workmans comp. The insurance company pays for it ALL.

By the way, no comments or opinions on the Zombie Name Sweet 16 brakcet idea ??

Posted on 02.17.09 08:44 AM by Hello Hello

@ Haskell:
Fook zombie names! We're worried about you, Brother. Hope your future treatment plans and the pain management team get you back to fighting fitness.

Posted on 02.17.09 09:33 AM by Joe

Has everyone posting here had injuries so serve that morphine was needed. Are we risk junkies in real life, or something? What does that say about the type of person PAIN attracts? Heh...

@ MarlyT35:
All I can say is keep strong, Brother. It's easy to joke about getting high on prescription morphine, and other opities, but it is done in jest and no one would wish an addiction on anyone. Yours is an important message.

Posted on 02.17.09 09:52 AM by Joe

@Joe - Thank you sir. That song was a last second thing. I was all set to go with something completely different.

Speaking of 'sublime syncs' - there were a handful of moments in my 'Movie Studio Platinum' vid that looked post edited, but were just random. Of note is the gladiator dude and the castle mummy's timely 'dance'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdmQy-MLk8

Posted on 02.17.09 09:57 AM by obscured

@ obscured:
My pleasure. Although I've had PAIN since around EU launch day, I haven't kept up-to-date with reading all the posts, but now again a name would remind me of something. I think you mentioned this before or at least the idea of music and spooky cool syncing. Def going to check it out. Thanks, Brother.

Posted on 02.17.09 10:29 AM by Joe

@ obscured:

Arrgg I spent ages to type in a comment about your vid, via my PS3 only to get the eternal comment is saving bug! So the short version:
Oh. My. God. Diamond syncs so well with the footage. The Centruion and Mummy stand out as the best section. From my POV it tells us the message that our "Betters" start wars but never fight them in person. (It takes a while to explain and that comment bug might pop up). Sublime, Brother.

Posted on 02.17.09 11:11 AM by Joe

@ Hello Hello

No freaking wonder your posts are so long. You are tweaked out of your mind on meds. Why would you ever want to indulge since sensitive info over the web about such a personal matter? You are just opening yourself up to comments like this. If you whine to the doctors about your pain even half as much as you blab on your posts here, it is no wonder they prescribe you so many pills - to shut you the heck up. Gosh dang. with that kind of pill-popping, you are going to need a new liver soon, or I guess they have more pills to counteract the effects. you obviously have lots of free time on your hands that you can waste making these long winded posts and playing video games, why dont you go to school or something and get a job on a computer. obviously you can sit down and type just fine. be a telemarketer or something. somebody is paying that huge insurance bill. us taxpayers and other workers who's insurance premiums keep going up cause of deadbeat L&I claimers. at least you have your little support group here on the pain boards to see you thru. Dont tell me to mind my own business, either. This become an open topic of discussion once you decided to share this info with us all.

Oh, and I put my vote on the Ded Barron.

Posted on 02.17.09 11:13 AM by

the zombie should just be called be afraid imo

or somthing weird like

i'm too sexy for my leg

Posted on 02.17.09 11:28 AM by

post above from rees btw

-Rees

Posted on 02.17.09 11:29 AM by

i've got it!

call him 'cornel clusterfuck'

best name ever

Posted on 02.17.09 12:00 PM by

Pain team,

This is off subject but I sent an email and never got a response so I wanted to see what people said on here about some game ideas.

Here they are:

1. Have you considered adding entire bands as characters to launch. They could be launched off a platform with their instruments and when they collide into something, for example, a wall they all disperse into different directions. The though of seeing Gene Simmons flying though the air with a four foot tongue hanging out seemed funny. And when they launch some of there most popular songs could play until they collide.

2. Different launchers for example a medieval catapult, a pool stick, hockey stick, baseball bat, crossbow, and so on

3. New pain games in addition to bowling, like Pain Pool, Pain Hockey, Pain Football, etc

If you like those ideas I have plenty more if not thanks for reading

-Jamal

Posted on 02.17.09 12:55 PM by jamal

@FurrQue- Thanks. That was all one clip, I uploaded it strait from the game.

@All- I hate to repost but this is the last time. In case you missed it, check out this run on the sweet new PainLab.
www.youtube.com/qb2bTheReaper


Vote for Ded Baron.

Posted on 02.17.09 13:50 PM by qb2bTheReaper

An idea for Football would of course use the monkey's football, and have it launched down the field, and you have to launch and catch it. then you try to ooch for a touchdown. What's stopping you is Player 2 controlling "Foosball-esque" players that either block you or hit you backwards. Due to the mechanics of PAIN, you can't hold on forever so you may fumble the ball Wink Once your body is stopped, the down is over.

Say you get a touchdown...the extra point would involve launching yourself as the football with Player 2 shooting obstacles from 'Bowling'

Maybe we can evolve this idea?

Posted on 02.17.09 13:53 PM by KrimsonSky25

@Joe - i understand that specific dates are a no-no but i was looking for a general timeframe and whether the new modes and environments all "ship" at the same time. @hellohello - i also have felt the pain of morphine not killing it. the first time i wook up after surgery i not only had some feeling in an area that was reconstructed for several hours but was completely clear minded and recall exactly went on. also y no john smith on ur massive list?

Posted on 02.17.09 17:49 PM by Andrew

1st, SCROLL A LOT, YEAH, A LOT AND MOVE ALONG.LOL

I DON'T wanna hear it, 2nd I DON'T wanna hear it. Boot me, ban me, WHATEVER if you choose Travis and Coker Cabana but this IS getting answered whether anyone likes it or not. FOR THIS FUKIN SCUMBAG. ACCUSE ME OF WHAT SCAMMING EVERYONE ASSHOLE?
FUCK YOU YA PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU

3rd, you KNOW I LOVE THIS BS, you know I do, especialLy when it's from worthless MORONIC JACKOFFS like this DIPSHIT LOSER SCHMUCK HERE.
Because watch out everyone...
..............I'M TWEAKING...................(haha...whoopee...hardy har har you CLUELESS DIPSHIT)

2nd: Thanks to those for the well wishes and to everyone who sent them in messages. Thanks for your concern and it was very kind and thoughtful of you to do so.

And just to assure you, besides the pain I still AM IN, and STILL have had 24/7, for the past 7 YEARS 1/2 YEARS OR for the last let's see hmm? 2,700+ days, the meds I'm on does not TWEAK me out, freak me out, make me wobble, teeter, pass out, or make me slur, studder etc.,no matter what this asshole says. All is good as it can be, and it's always day by day.

Joe, and some newbs, so you understand that I am NOT a junkie, and I am GIVEN these medicines, aka pills, FOR A LEGITIMATE REASONS. While I am not a "risk junkie", nor any other type of junkie, well, maybe for Charleston Chews, 24, LOST, Heroes, watching the Yankees, Jets, and the Gators.

At NO FAULT OF MY OWN, I was in a construction accident back on 9/11/01. I got a compression fracture of my L3, shattered my left wrist, had severe ligament, tendon and soft tissue damage to my my left knee, left ankle and left foot. I hyperextended my achilles tendon, I also tore my medial miniscus, and had a concussion and 2 stress fractures to 2 of the ribs on my right side.
I have had 4 operations on my left ankle joint where I now have nerve damage to part of my shin, 3 toes and the top of my foot. The cartilage in the ankel joint is so thinned out, to the point where it is getting to be bone on bone.
I keep getting a recurring bone spur that grows at the base of my tibia, where it meets the foot socket. So when I walk, or go up and downstairs, or crouch down, it cause a lot of intense sharp pain.
I had 1 knee surgery with another one planned for in 2 months. Last April I had a spinal fusion of the L4-L5, where I now have 2 titanium rods and 4 titanium screws drilled into my spine for stability. I will eventually need other spine surgeries because I have severe degenerative disc disease of my entire lumbar area from L1 to S1. Hence why some are slipped, bulging and herniated.
(BY THE WAY, IF YOUR STILL READIN, THEN STFU AND READ)
And you know what moron, I am in great hands because my spinal doctor IS THEE BEST SPINAL DOCTOR IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. His nickname, is GOD to every single doctor I have been too, talked too, seen, and gotten opinions on, WHO should I see for my back, ALL of them say this guy. I mention his name, they jokingly bow and say, Your in Gods hands now and I am.
My Pain Management Doctor has been voted THEE BEST Pain management doctor in NEW YORK State for now 12 years in a row! So they KNOW what they are doing so ignore this dip shit smart ass..sorry dumb ass.
Now if you can understand the English language, and read what I said prior to this, no words are needes as you can understand, unlike some OTHER people who can't understand or comprehend the english language.

Now then, onto the scumbag.

@ Obscured. FUCK YOU YA STUPID, AND MORE THEN PROVEN, JACKOFF PIECE OF SHIT Laughing

YOUR officially, KING Jackoff Lord of the Scumbags.........BRAVO!
Nice post, really. Your a dumb ass. That was the stupidest fucking post EVER, and only YOU could have worded that so well. THANK YOU! Here is someone who hasn't, or wanted to pay attention to anything over the past year, let alone the past 24 HOURS mind you, and yet, ALWAYS comments on it, EVERY TIME, and now today, speaks like he knows whats going on, yet he can't remember something a few hours old. HMMMM?
.......Dumb hee dumb dumb dumbbbbbbb?........

Now as many know, my posts are more often then not, longer then most others, and yes, this one today is long, but they are never dull, never bland etc, ALWAYS have a point, and most importantly, a extremely high number of them, more then 98% of them, ALL have to do with the game PAIN. Which includes suggestions, ideas for game play, new modes, characters, improvements and so on, which EVERYONE knows and can attest too, even Travis and Jason.

But now, according to this schmuck, my posts are so long because "I'm tweaked out of my mind on meds", because evidently, according to HIM, MY doctors say I talk too much. Even though, I JUST said something about them NOT WORKING, less then what, 24 hours ago.
DUMB HE DUMB DUMB DUUUUMMB!
Sure sounds like someone ELSE is tweakin around here and sure as shit isn't me.

Seriously, what's sooooo sensitive that I let everyone here know? That I had back surgery?Did I give me real name out? Nooo Did I give the Dr's name out? Noooo Did I tell anyone anything related to my family, friends, doctors, neighbors, or anything like that? Why no Haskell, you didn't!

But wait,HE TOLD EVERYONE HE HAD BACK SURGERY!OOOOOOOOOOOOH HOLY SH!T HE HAD BACK SURGERY...OMG OMG OMG OMG CALL THE NY TIMES..CALL ESPN AND GET IT ON THE ESPNews ticker scroll! HE TOLD EVERYONE THAT??? WOW!SWEET, I CAN SURE USE THIS PRIVATE, SENSITIVE INFORMATION TO ACCESS HIS ACCOUNTS! OR MAYBE FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES, YEAH! OR WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBR IS!

The only sensitive thing here is your pathetic ego.

Hmm I do remember a few others over the past year or so, having a surgery or 2 AND telling us about them. I remember someone had a broken leg, and was having surgery. Oh, and another had a really bad knee, and they made comments also, about THEIR surgery and how the drugs they were on weren't doing squat. Hmm I don't remember you commenting on THEIR privacy.

BUT OH WAIT! IT'S NOT THE SURGERY HE HAD THATS SENSITIVE! IT'S THE PILLS HE TOLD US THAT HE'S ON, AND WHAT THEY DON'T DO FOR HIM WAS WHAT WAS SENSITIVE! OHH MYYY GOD..OMG OMG OMG, HOLY SH!T! CALL ESPN BACK...CALL OPRAH!!
CALL THE SENSITIVE INFO POLICE!

YES PEOPLE HE'S A MORRRRRRRE - ONNNNN AND YES, HIS NAME IS CLUELESS DIPSHIT JACKOFF BUT HE CONCEALS IT AS, OBSCURED.....YEAH NOW WE KNOW WHY...
.......DUMB DE DUMB DUMB DUMMBBBBBBB.........

Now YOU may think it is sensitive info, and that's YOUR opinion, which by the way is moronic, just as that ridiculous post was and that's MY opinion which happens to be right, sorry.

Now as ANY SMART person knows, and as we ALL NOW see, YOUR NOT SMART, YOU DON'T THINK AND YOU DON'T CARE, THAT IF I, MYSELF, decide, that means CHOOSE, to say what I am taking, or what happened in the hospital, etc., then guess what you friggan idiot, that means, that I, MYSELF, DOES NOT THINK IT IS SENSITVE INFO!!
DUH, HELLOOOOOO JERKOFF, AND IF I, MYSELF, DECIDE TOO DISCLOSE THAT INFO, TO EVERYONE HERE, THEN THAT'S MY DECISION RIGHT? HHMMM? RIGHT? YESSSSSSSSS.

That's right, now nod your head up and down JUST like a GOOD OBEDIENT feamle puppy you stupid bitch.

But this one takes the cake:

"Your just opening yourself to comments like this"

Yes, ladies and gentleman, now as EVERONE can plainly see AND read, YOU, dip shit, were AND ARE the ONLY one WHO came up with that statement, NO ONE ELSE said, "your just opening yourself up to comments like this"

I sure as shit don't see ANYONE ELSE making comments like that. HEY, wait, let me check who wrote that again...oh yeah it's only you! SHOCKER!! ONLY YOU ARE!
The mystery is solved!
DUMB DE DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMMMMMMM

But lest we forget.. WAIT! With ALL the injuries I have, and the pain I STILL have, I'M NOW WHINING to my doctors! If they comment is for me, it is for EVERYONE ELSE ALSO. So no one ever again even mention you had a headache, a toothache, a bruise, a papercut, NEVER MENTION IT HERE AND MAKE A POST withing 96 hours, or your one also, according to Stupid is as Stupid does over their. lol..cause..(looks both ways) your a whiner!
Guess what? If you mention it here, then, TA DA! YOUR NOW ALL WHINERS TOO!
.......DUMB HE DUMB DUMB DUMBBBBBBBB.........
So if their is anyone else here on this board, who has had ANY pain from something, or better yet, HAD/HAVE back problems, before, or now, BE IT a slipped, herniated, or bulging disc, and you post it in here, PSST..(as I look both ways)YOUR A WHINER.

And don't come back and say, No, your the only whiner here ya becau..blah blah blah...Oh just stfu you stupid dumb jackoffalltrades annoying worthless schmuck.

OK, OK, wait. I can't do this. Even I can AND WILLFULLY admit, THAT though the 2 slipped discs, and the 1 herniated, AND the 2 bulging discs, lest we forget about the nerve thats compressed against my spine which shoots into my hip are all are causing most of my pain, pardon me as a .
My bad.. what was I thinking..pfft lol

Ok moron, let's see, I have opened my self, up to stupid moronic jerkoff comments like the one you just said.
I open myself up to attacks like that? Get a clue ya lowlife piece of shit.

Yea that's right everyone, I have ALL the time in the world, I sit here at my desk, with my feet up, juggling, writing the next great american novel,bangin his moms skull while we watch porn and I'm LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK ON YOUR MONEY!

Well, that's according to the stupid dip shit over their.
Now listen here you SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT LOWLIFE DIPSHIT JERKOFF.
1- YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT... HEY ASsHOLE, EVER HEAR OF A LAPTOP OR A NOTEBOOK COMPUTER?
HMMMMMM HAS ANYONE HERE, EVER USED ONE LYING IN BED.. HMMMM OH, YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT DID YOU ASSHOLE, NOOO CAUSE YOUR A STUPID PRICK WHO KNOWS SQUAT.

NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF LYING AND SCAMMING.. NICE REALLY NICE..

TRAVIS AND COKE, NICE KNOWING YOU, YOU HAVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS SO PLEASE EMAIL ME.

BUT YEAH, I'M A LYING, CHEATING DEADBEAT SCAM ARTIST WHO IS SCAMMING YOU AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT FAMILY OUT OF ALL YOUR MONEY, CAUSE YOUR PAYING MY ASSHOLE, THATS RIGHT BITCH,
11 FUKIN GRAND A YEAR + IN PAINKILLERS ETC , 14 GRAND A YEAR IN MRI'S AND CT SCANS, $165,000 FOR MY SPINAL FUSION LAST APRIL 2,500 A DAY, FOR 24 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL, DO THE MATH ASSHOLE
$28 CRUTCHES,
$125 WHEELCHAIR WHILE IN HOSPITAL
$125 BUCKS A DAY, 3 TIMES A WEEK AT PHYSICAL $375 A WEEK IN PHYS. THERAPY

SO KEEP THAT WALLET OPEN BITCH, CAUSE YOUR MAKING ME A RICH MOTHERF##KER CAUSE I'M SITTING BACK, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, ALL THE WAY TO THE FUKKING BANK WITH A FRIDGE STOCKED WITH WINE(YOUR FAVE WORD RIGHT BITCH) BEER, SODA, SHRIMP, PORTERHOUSE, AND NOW I GOT A NICE, SWEET A PHAT PHILLY BLUNT IN MY MOUTH, A BEER IN MY HAND, AND MY 8 1/2" COCK RIGHT UP YOUR PARENTS AND BANKS ASS

Because Obviously, your hidden camera caught me LAYING IN BED WITH A LAPTOP NOTEBOOK YOU DUMB, STUPID, BRAINLESS wASTE OF ENERGY PRICK!

WHAT, YOU NEVER HEARD OF A LAPTOP, OR A NOTEBOOK YOU BRAINESS DIPSHIT..."OH IT'S OBVIOUS THAT".. HAHAAHAH DUMB ASS.. laughing all the way to the bank, on YOUR DIME and since I can sit here and type all day, this jerkoff doesn't even think, Hmm, MAYBE THE GUY HAS A LAPTOP THAT HE USES IN BED!
DUMB HE DUMB DUMB DUMB...
WELL GOLLY GEE I'M JUST TO FRIKKEN STUPID TO THINK OF THAT...DUMB DE DUMB DUMB DUMMMMMMMB
Hey, ASSHOLE, want the license plate number of the NY STATE'S Private investigator, WHO SITS AND WATCHES ME 24/7? OR
HOW ABOUT THE MASSACHUSETTES P.I. WHO COMES EVERY MON, TUE, AND WED, EVERY OTHER WEEK? NO?
I KNOW, YOU WANT THE PI FOR THE INSURANCE COMPANY WHO FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE I GO AND IS THE WORST TAIL-ER IN HISTORY LOL, THE GUY WHO I WAVE AT AS HE DRIVES BY WITH HI HAND ON THE STERRING WHEEL, AND THE OTHR HAND IS HIS TRUSTY CAMERA LOL I WAVE TO HIM AS I GO INTO THERAPY, OR THE PIZZA PLACE, OR WHEN I GO TO THE BANK, AND WITHDRAWL A NICE G-NOTE TO GO BUY A COUPLE OF OUNCES OF SOME SWEET SMELLING HYDRO AS HE SITS IN HIS CAR WONDERING, WHERE THE HELL DID I GO LOL BECAUSE I KNOW MY ROADS BETTER THEN HE DOES ROTFLMA AT ALL OF THEM AND YOU YA DIP SHIT..

HMM LADIES AND GENTS AND THE SCUMBAG JACKOFF, DON;T YOU THINK THAT AFTER 7 AND ALMOST A HALF YEARS, THEY WOULD HAVE BUSTED ME BY NOW IF I WAS FAKING YOU DUMB STUPID SHIT LOL HMMMM? OH WELL, ANOTHER TIME MAYBE, I GO TO "GET OUT OF MY CHAIR" AHEM LOL AND GO TURN OFF MY LAPTOP...

, YOU KNOW, THE ONE I USE WHILE I LAY IN BED YOU STUPID PRICK LOL AND SORRY TO ALL OF YOU FOR PUTING UP WITH ME, AND FOR ME WASTING MY TIME IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT, LOWLIFE JACKOFFALLTRADES ASSMUNCH

AND WHILE I MAY HAVE 1 OR 2 PEOPLE, OR A MINUTE, THATS MY-NUTE, NOT MINUTE DUMB ASS, SUPPORT GROUP, OR A LARGE ONE, OR HONESTLY, NO FUKKING ONE AT ALL, I NEED NO ONE HERE TO SEE ME THROUGH SHIT. I LIVED ALONE WHEN I WAS HURT, I DID EVERYTHING ON MY OWN WHEN I GOT HURT, I DROVE MYSELF TO MY APPOINTMENTS, THERAPY, COURT CASES, HAIRCUTS, LAUNDRY AND SHOPPED FOR MYSELF. NO ONE DID SHIT FOR ME WHILE I WAS HURT, YOU THINK I NEED PEOPLE HERE, ON THIS WEBSITE TO SEE ME THROUGH THINGS? YOUR STUPIDER THAN I THOUGHT..LOL FUKIN LOSER..

OH AND THANK YOUR MA AND DAD FOR MY NEW NOTEBOOK I JUST BOUGHT WITH MY COMP CHECK FOR $980 AND MY DISABILITY CHECK FOR 975...LIVING THE HIGHLIFE BABY LIVIN TH HIGHLIFE...

AS WELL ITS NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE, HERE WELL EXCEPT FOR THE SCUMBAG THIS CRAPS ABOUT.
SO THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOUR LOW WAGE TAXES SCUMMER

And in closing to the rest of you, i got no problems with, 98% of you are cool, Travis, Coker Cabana, Litch, Super Dave, if this is the end, then i say, it's been my pleasure to have been here these past 15 months almost, i wish you ALL the success in the world with PAIN, and in your future ventures. I do hope that some of the MANY ideas I have given in that time come to fruition, and if not, then I hope some of those ideas will lead you down another path to greatness.

Haskell

Posted on 02.17.09 21:34 PM by Hello Hello

AND YES, I DID PRESS SEND!
LOL

Posted on 02.17.09 21:34 PM by Hello Hello

O.O

stunned by haskell's message
and im sure you guys could carl a reality... how about a nerdy dude, with a i heart World of Warcraft... dunno...
Judas Priest last night in cardiff was AMAZING
(just thought you'd like to know)

Posted on 02.18.09 00:46 AM by Pacman_Ownage

OH btw.... you mispelt female Smile

Posted on 02.18.09 00:54 AM by Pacman_Ownage

@Haskell
You sure it was obscured who made that post?
On my screen 'that' post is unsigned..
The post above it has a reference to obscured.

Unless I missed an air of sarcasm, it seems from your post you blame him for those unfair comments in 'that' post.

Unlike you to go god of war round here & even more unlikely that obsy would take a swipe at you.
In 15 months I don't think obscured has made any aggresive posts - he's a lover not a fighter!

maybe my wires are crossed too - but im sure obsy would'nt waste his time trolling up this blog.. too out of character to be him.

Posted on 02.18.09 02:29 AM by FurrQue

@ Haskel:
I agree FurrQue. It wasn't obscured who was having a go. The post doesn't fit his synax and it was adressed to "Hello Hello" and not Haskel. obscured knows you as Haskel. It wasn't signed by him.

re: addiction to painkillers. I made a joke that time released morphine was cool. But I was worried that people may not realise I *was* joking; hence, why I added the cavet that morphine was very addictive. At *no* time did I say you were using morphine inappropriately.

It's not my place to say who types here or not; but, may I ask Haskel that, unless you're 100% sure it was obscured who did have a go, you post an apology to obscured, please?
Just don't stop posting. I've read this board, on-and-off since the EU launch of PAIN, and you'll be missed.

Posted on 02.18.09 04:22 AM by Joe

STOP FIGHTING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!! IT'S TEARING US APART!!! FrownFrownFrownFrownFrown




Where's The Love?

Posted on 02.18.09 13:03 PM by KrimsonSky25

Nevermind....i screwed up my spelling on "GOD"...so with all due respect, continue the fight >.<

Posted on 02.18.09 13:04 PM by KrimsonSky25

@ Hellohello

You Sir, are a prize fucking Dick
I happen to know a few people who are in similar if not the same situation horizontal for most of thier lives due to injury or illness, surely you can find another place to release such anger at no one particular. coz quite frankly i'm sick of your moanin and groanin about how you got such a bum life. there are worse off people around this sick world we live in, consider them for a change and not whats upsetting you during your mundane week. At least you got a keyboard.
I wish I had a keyboard

Posted on 02.18.09 14:42 PM by Slaminthelamb

@haskel - dude chill. we understand that ur not taking advantage of taxpayers money. there r always a few people who make dumb comments on things they don't know about. double check im not sure it was obscured.

Posted on 02.18.09 15:11 PM by Andrew

@Haskell - So I guess a bj's out of the question. Seriously, how come everyone but you noticed it wasn't my message that you went off on. C'mon man, I may get a bit annoyed at times when your post carries on for day's but I've never tried to censor you. I know you well enough that I don't want to pick on you. You took an awful fall and you're beat up pretty bad and you're dealing with it. This blog provides you with a place to vent your frustrations. I get it, as well as most other reg posters get it. We know Haskell. He's that verbose sob but he's welcome here - well that's up to admin now but we're mostly all used to your shenanigans.

I'm a fair dude Haskell and I'm not pissed at you - I just hope when you sort it all out you don't make another post like that last one. Man, that was brutal dude.

Tell you what - I got a lil sumpthin sumpthin here that'll take the edge off, kinda soothing and cerebral that may help calm the nerves. It's not a pill, you have enough of those.

Well maybe a 'morning after' pill to erase your misguided sorte at me. Take this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myn8i0oVTro

Peace

Posted on 02.18.09 15:15 PM by obscured

Holy cow, I wondered how many words were in Haskells post... this is the result...

2593 words
14114 signs (with spaces)
11508 signs (without spaces)

0_0

Posted on 02.18.09 15:57 PM by KingDragunov

@Coker

Any news about online?

Posted on 02.18.09 15:58 PM by KingDragunov

@ obscured:
re: Uploaded vid. The look on Tati's face when she mounts (oo-er) the anchor. Sick. Heh, "Pleasure and pain" as I'm sure Pinhead from Hellraiser said.

Posted on 02.18.09 16:42 PM by Joe

only one way to settle this....


PAIN Online Multi-Player


release it NAO!

Posted on 02.18.09 17:53 PM by Captain_Fury

Hey Joe tell me I'm not the only one who see's the phallic attributes on that anchor. I also think it's more than a coincidence where it was placed. I too love, erm... am sickened by Tati's lovely latino looks. But Cookie gets my 'Best Actress' nomination.

In other news, It dosen't really bother me too much that, even though I did not post the comment, Haskell obviously had predisposed dislike or animosity towards me for whatever reasons. You don't just go off like that. It's kinda like the dead wife found with 138 stab wounds. That's no botched burglary.
The dude has some serious anger issues to be able to maintain that degree of top shelf hatred throughout that herculean, suicide post. His keyboard is probably a blood stained mess. Haskell if you're reading this you probably feel like a bunch of those names you were calling me. Punishment enough I'd say. Get over it and carry on. 1 year probation. This concludes civil case "Haskell vs The State and Obscured"

Don't celebrate yet, you still have your federal hearing on Monday.

Posted on 02.18.09 18:46 PM by obscured

@ Haskell
Damn dude. They may not ban you for that post, but they might ban you for sucking up all of thier server's storage space (not to mention bandwidth) with that monster.
Heh.


Oh and another zombie name:
Private Abraham Iltoflywit Noplaen
PAIN (shorten Abraham and say it out loud) - heh.

Finally - you can't lick your elbow . . . but some of you will try.

Posted on 02.18.09 19:13 PM by Cavefish

due to recent events here, i will take it upon myself to get back on "subject" with a repost. The original is right above Haskell's Novel.







An idea for Football would of course use the monkey's football, and have it launched down the field, and you have to launch and catch it. then you try to ooch for a touchdown. What's stopping you is Player 2 controlling "Foosball-esque" players that either block you or hit you backwards. Due to the mechanics of PAIN, you can't hold on forever so you may fumble the ball Wink Once your body is stopped, the down is over.

Say you get a touchdown...the extra point would involve launching yourself as the football with Player 2 shooting obstacles from 'Bowling'

Maybe we can evolve this idea?

Posted on 02.18.09 19:54 PM by KrimsonSky25

HAHA!!! A good spat on the PAIN board! We ain't had one in a while...

Remember the good ol days when we had at least one every week? Those were fun times... HAHAHA!!!!

Posted on 02.18.09 21:18 PM by TonyB

pain darts when will it come out

Posted on 02.18.09 22:50 PM by austin

@haskel - On behalf of the pain board, we forgive you - provided you take some to think before you post in the future.

@everybody - Also, whoever wrote the offending post you owe haskel an apology.

Posted on 02.19.09 00:07 AM by Andrew

@ Andrew:
I get where Haskell is coming from to be seriously injured since 2001, to have PIs spy on him, and now have some one accuse him of being a Dole bludger is a bit off.
But you're right while Haskell is wrong to have a go at the wrong person, the anonymous person should step up and say sorry to Haskell. I think when he did attack Haskell he didn't realise his circumstances to the full.

@ Jason Coker:
Please, for the love of God, start a new blog post. lol
PS Bring back character profiles. l'm not going to let it lie. heh.

Posted on 02.19.09 09:03 AM by Joe

The only reason I spell so well (most of the time) is thanks to the PS3's predictive text. My real spelling is awful. There's a secret about me. heh

Posted on 02.19.09 09:08 AM by Joe

@ obscured:
Cookie is my favourite female character, maybe it's a fettish thing...

On a completely different note, I do hope Mr. T is onboard, that would be great. He was The A-Team fans' favourite team member. And he was nice to his mum too.

Posted on 02.19.09 09:18 AM by Joe

wow,

I guess if you don't check the board every day...

@ Haskell...hope you're still on the board bro. It wouldn't be the same without you.

@ Joe

Thanks, bra. It's all good.

I WANT MR. T TOO, but I know that will NOT happen. I think the Hoff may be the best we can ever do. But Mr. T would be epic!!!

Posted on 02.19.09 10:04 AM by MarlyT35

Not sure what the zombies backround is,but here's afew (late) name suggestions.
British - Monty
German - Major Kuntz
Japanese - Harry Karry, Ben Zai, Kam.E.Kazee
American - Major Fubar

Mind you, Dead Baron looks a 'dead' cert. Hehe *ahem*...

Posted on 02.19.09 10:23 AM by The_Probe

@ MarlyT35:
Great to hear, Brother. re: Mr T. Pacman_Ownage sounded pretty sure Mr. T was the next premium character, I hope he is right. I just hope the PAIN team record a more enriched vocabulary than the Hoff's as I felt that the repeative nature of his sound bites was the only down point.

@ The_Probe:
Major Fubar & Harry Karry. Great names, Brother, great names.

Posted on 02.19.09 10:42 AM by Joe

Holy shit, I'm on vacation and I don't read the blog everyday, what the freaking feck just happened?

Anyway, everybody have a coke and a smile Smile


Posted on 02.19.09 12:55 PM by KnizzleHizzle

Wow. Dude. PAIN crew... you need a character that just spews Hello Hello's tirade verbatum as he smashes into buildings and cars.

Sorry my kid had to read all of that. He's only 6... I guess he'll get over it some day.

Posted on 02.19.09 14:15 PM by TheBrainMachine

@TheBrainMachine
WOW just stfu. Why carry it on?
And just to let you know your kid didn't have to read anything. If it has put him into such emotional stress, then maybe you should have been a better parent and not let him read it.

Posted on 02.19.09 15:57 PM by George

does any one dig cornel cluster fuck cept me? aww well it seems i'm invisable on here

- Rees

Posted on 02.20.09 01:27 AM by

@ the guy who loves bestiality, lamb chop, lambskin. oh whatever it doesn't matter.
Um, who the fug are you? You have been here what, since October, IF that?
And YOUR sick of my moanin and groanin? LOL

When have I EVER said that my life sucks, or said that I have or hinted that I had a "bum life"? Um how about never!

So while your in between making all of us a turkey pot pie, FIND the post where I have said I have a bum life, or anything of the sort.
Mmmmkay


Posted on 02.20.09 02:07 AM by Hello Hello

Glad to see Ded Barron is winning. I think he would look better with a super thin, curled-at-the-ends 'stach, like Slidely Whiplash.

to Haskell / Hello Hello
I don't think it has ever been necessary for you to say your life sucks. In so many words, your whining about your condition, the way you get so worked up about anonymous people saying things to you and so forth would lead anyone to deduce that your life is pretty lame without ever having to outright say it. Is anyone here willing to trade places with Haskell? No? Didn't think so. Your recent posts have degraded to hateful, obscene novels that have nothing to do with the game PAIN. If you are going to blab about personal stuff here, people are going to comment, good and bad. You are obviously not one who takes criticism well. So, if you can't take people commenting on the things you post here about yourself, good AND bad, then keep them to yourself and off this board.

I am not one for censorship. However, this board is in some SERIOUS need of banning / modding. One would expect that a TEEN rated game would have similar guidelines attached to the message board on it's official website.

Posted on 02.20.09 02:44 AM by

Oh no, here we go again!

Posted on 02.20.09 03:53 AM by KingDragunov

@haskel - i won't try to stop you, but also would appreciate you keeping it rated t in your choice of words.

@whoever u r - seriously, if your goal is to discuss pain, ur recent posts have been very counterproductive. let him rant from time to time, it isn't that big of a deal

@painteam - due to your silence i assume that either something is unrolling this week or that you all died.

Posted on 02.20.09 05:13 AM by Andrew

@rees
Colonel Cluster Fuck? Did you get that off youtube by any chance? Thnik ive heard it before.

Posted on 02.20.09 10:51 AM by George

i found haskells message hilarious Smile

and im hoping by saying MR.T over an over again that subliminal messaging powers will kick in

Posted on 02.20.09 11:35 AM by Pacman_Ownage

**MR.T**

Posted on 02.20.09 11:50 AM by Pacman_Ownage

HUH? did someone say MR.T...???











**MR.T**

Posted on 02.20.09 11:50 AM by Pacman_Ownage

Well look who it is, he's back, it's the SACKLESS COWARD, come on, SHOW YOUR TRUE SELF YA LOW LIFE BALL-LESS BIT@#. lol

Come on, be a man! You've already proven your a pu$$y. Come on gutless. Reveal yourself you coward.

And I will post whatever I want, and ANYWHERE I SO PLEASE.

Now that being said, to EVERYONE'S delight, this is thee last time I am commenting on it, let alone acknowledging this now PROVEN:
GUTLESS CHICKEN SH#$ COWARDLY, BALL-LESS BIT@# His BS remarks towards me, his baseless accusations, and what his imaginary assumptions are, oh, and not knowing what a dictionary is.

Yes I know....... there IS much rejoicing.
Now onto more important things. And again, if you don't like it, tough noogies and just scroll a lot.

1st things 1st. I send my sincerest apologies to Travis, Coker Cabana, Jeffery, Super Dave, Idol Minds, and an extremely LARGE portion of the people here, for having to see and put up with this incessant BS started up by this sackless wonder.

I especially owe and apology to the man known as, Obscured. I can understand you being pissed and thinking, OK, WTF did I do to deserve this attack?

Obscured, contrary to what you said and may believe, I do NOT have any "hatred" towards you. I do NOT have any built up hatred for you, because I have ZERO issues and ZERO problems with you. Nada.

I don't have any hatred here for anyone here. Actually that's incorrect, because now it's all for the COWARDLY BALL-LESS, SACKLESS, GUTLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE PROVEN LOSER, who has graced the boards with his chicken sh#$ no name cowardly self.

Now Obscured, I would like to talk to you, send you a email with my apology, but also to show you something that you will find quite interesting. We have to figure a way out because I am sure you don't want to put your email address here. I know I did once and it's come back to haunt me so to speak.

Now most everyone does know me. As everyone also knows, going back to when we were 1st here in Nov. of 2007, and that is a small size group now, even the people coming here over the past year.

YOU ALL KNOW, 1 Quintillion Trillion Billion Million Hundreds of Thousands Percent, that I HAVE NEVER, N-E-V-E-R gone after anyone, never attacked anyone, or anything like that in any way, shape or form since I have been here, and you all know that. Am I right?

--UNLESS--

UNLESS it is called for. And when I say "called for", I mean if I was provoked, attacked, OR, and this one that you can ALL attest too, was when certain persons make a really friggan stupid and/or moronic comments ranging from: Travis said this, when in reality he didn't; stating some BS they supposedly knew, when they actually didn't; how Travis promised something today, but even though it was out of his hands and had no control over it, when it didn't arrive, he was a bold face liar; but most off all, when they would continually MISQUOTE Travis and/or Coke, and proceed to rip into them even though it was their own mistake.

Now also in that time, while I HAVE talked about my accident and what happened that entire day, I have never WHINED about getting hurt, and I DARE YOU, NO, I don't dare you, I CALL YOU OUT, and call your BS BLUFF. PLEASE I BEG YOU. COME ON, YOU GUTLESS COWARDLY SACKLESS LOSER.

Please, find one post in the 16 months of being here, where I even said, let alone implied, OR even HINTED that I am whining about getting hurt, or being hurt or what happens in my day to day life.
I never said woe is me, I never said why me, I never said squat because in spite of all I have gone through in that time, I have never posted anything, anywhere asking for help, needing help, or mentioning I need help, on these site or any other. BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. I have never said anything like that and never will.

Now it doesn't matter because your gonna come up with your own baseless BS and your gonna say whatever you want on how this post here said this, or, in this one you said whatever.

NO, none of this assumption BS. That's NOT how it works, when one gets called out, like I did you, you then HAVE TO come up AND SHOW PROOF. UNEQUIVACLE PROOF. Not your assumptions or cowardly opinionated crap.

I WANNA SEE IT. See, I CAN call you a GUTLESS SACKLESS LOSER WHO'S A COWARDLY BIT@# because this is now the 2ND post you have made, without your name. See, THAT'S what you call PROOF, just as WE ALL now KNOW, AND CAN PROVE that your a LOSER, AND A COWARD. So come on, I need to SEE THE EXACT WORDS, not, what was implied, or what you decide IS. I want too see PROOF.

Look at everyoned post. Do you see the difference yet? THEY ACT LIKE MEN, THEY STAND UP AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, NO MATTER WHO THEY ARGUE WITH. THEY PUT THEIR NAME TOO IT, UNLIKE YOURSELF YOU GUTLESS COWARD. NO ONE has seen yours, hence the proof your a GUTLESS COWARDLY LOSER.


Posted on 02.20.09 13:09 PM by Hello Hello

@Hello Hello

No offense dude... but he showed his name in an earlier post. It's Rees.

Posted on 02.20.09 13:17 PM by KingDragunov


Hey Travis, can you find out of the site was hacked since thursday?

Posted on 02.20.09 13:23 PM by Hello Hello

dammit, This was supposed to be in their.
Check THIS out, possibly thee worlds GREATEST PAINTER and she I think is now 13. I saw a show on TLC, she was on it, and when ypu see what she does, and see what she did when she was 5, you MAY possibly wig out, freak out, stare in awe, and just sit in awe.
if I remember right, her paintings can be bought,and START at $100,000.00

Michaelangelo has NOTHING on this girl.

http://www.artakiane.com/akiane_art.htm

http://www.akiane.com/press.htm

Posted on 02.20.09 13:27 PM by Hello Hello

I think the Pain folks should solicite the voice talents of Frank Caliendo to do some celebrity impersonations. Then we could launch a ton of celebrity human bombs! Seriously though, that guy is just insanely talented.

Posted on 02.20.09 15:11 PM by venkman1221

@ King Dragunov:

It wasn't Rees who posted the offensive post to Haskell. Rees posted the two messages bellow. Again it doesn't fit his syntax.

@ Rees:
Cluster Fook might be a bit too extreme even for a teen game. When the military get bored of hippie ironic names for bombs like Daisy Cutter, they can come to you. See, Brother, you're not invisible.

Posted on 02.20.09 15:45 PM by Joe

"Look Said, what is that in the air?"
"It's a Colonel Cluster Fook."
"Oh, well. At least we know what to expect."

Posted on 02.20.09 16:36 PM by Joe

If some 13 year old girl can write poetry, then so can I.

Mr. T

Mr T or Bosco Baracus,
In the A-Team you really had us.
I pity the fool that crossed your mum.
Man was that sucker born so dumb.
You never liked to fly in fact you feared it,
Doped your milk, the team never to admit.
Without you the lads were stuck without a friend,
But your big heart kept them going to the end.
Under good guys you name I do now file,
To defeated enemies you bow Japanese style.

Posted on 02.20.09 17:00 PM by Joe

Not to get all perfectionism and stuff; but, it scans better with "admit it" as opposed to just "admit". It is art, after all...

Posted on 02.20.09 17:23 PM by Joe

@Hello Hello: I paint just as good as Akiane. Atleast as the pics she did when she was 4 years old... Wink
Quite amazing work!

Posted on 02.20.09 17:40 PM by Peter

@ haskel

wtf i dont know why my account doesn't show, it should say darkend_assassin, and and woah guys i put rees at the end of my posts that wasn't me i said cornel cluster fuck but not the rant, tinseltot's name doesn't show either, im not saying its him it could be but it might be some other guy all i know is that it wasn't me

-Rees

Posted on 02.20.09 18:57 PM by

@ goodbye goodbye

I called you a prize fuckin dick because

1.I signed up to this website to read and give feedback about a game that I love I wish that we could all stick to the purpose of this site.
2.You throw all sorts of accusations at one of the most respected players without being aware of ALL the facts.( MMM side effects of the drugs i think ) some of the stuff that you wrote was a bit OTT and for Obscured to forgive you is commendable. But you were out of line

ok enough is enough I won't give you anymore BS lets just stick to the purpose of this site and talk "Pain" related stuff ok

Anyone agree?



Posted on 02.20.09 20:10 PM by Slaminthelamb

Agree. But we certainly need a new post by Coker or Travi$!

Posted on 02.20.09 20:17 PM by KingDragunov

Calmo....Calmo....

Posted on 02.20.09 20:27 PM by sicdude

All – Sorry for the lag. Travis and I were visiting Idol Minds last week.

FredNation – The first video game I played was Pong at my buddy Jerry Wilson’s house, but the first system I owned was an Atari 2600. In the interest of full disclosure, I feel compelled to tell you that yes, I did own a copy of Journey Escape (www.journey-tribute.com/.../)

TonyB – I respect your continued support of TonyB.

JasonMC – That “On A Boat” video gave me side cramps from laughing so hard. I’m also a fan of “____ In My Pants”, “____ In A Box”, and my favorite, Ras Trent. If you know much about reggae culture and corny college wanna-be folks, that Ras Trent is killer.
I’d love to get T-Pain for the game. Do you think we could score some points with him if we lied and said we named the game after him? Seeing that top hat flying around the level would be classic.

Austin – Darts and Fortress are out when Online comes out. We suffered some major delays getting Japan’s initial release out the door, but we’re trying to wrap up testing of everything this week and get you the goods ASAP.

Juggz – I wasn’t allowed to include Petey Puckerhole because apparently, that’s Travis’ nickname. As for rockin’ the m-i-c, we should try to make it happen. Travis and I are about to resurrect an old office tradition called “Freestyle Fridays” where we hone our lyrical prowess over various instrumental beats. The first rule of Freestyle Fridays – NO pre-written rhymes. Gotta come off the dome at all times. It’s a beautiful thing.

Joe – You amount to nothing? I strongly disagree, sir. As a regular contributor to the world of PAIN, I consider you invaluable. Not that my approval is the be all end all of life goals, but I certainly appreciate you. Screw those tests!

Reaper – That was an abso-freakin’lutely beautiful execution of the new PAINLab. Bravo, sir! Bravo!

Steve – MMmmmm……burriiiiito……..

FurrQue – It is with great regret that I must report that there will be no maggots with the upcoming iteration of the zombie.

Jamal – We’re not currently able to launch multiple characters, but that’s a great idea. As for new launchers and Modes, they’re coming, baby! It might not be exactly what you’re thinking of, but we’ve got some VERY cool stuff coming.

Cavefish – I had typed a really blue response to your elbow licking comment, but in the interest of self preservation, I pressed backspace a bunch and typed this instead. I SO wish I could have posted that…..

All – Here’s a quick impression. Check it:









Know what it is? Correct! That’s me ignoring all the recent drama. Calm down, homies.

Posted on 02.20.09 20:43 PM by Jason Coker

ok coke i will dunno about the rest.

-Rees

Posted on 02.20.09 20:57 PM by

coke why doesn't my name show, its because no one knows whos who and its annoying

-Rees

Posted on 02.20.09 20:59 PM by

@ Cabana, WELL SAID

How was everything at Idol? Got any inside scoops of the future?

I've been meaning to ask this,
You eventually want to create another game, besides PAIN right?
If so:
What kind do you want to make?
Something like this again, something completely opposite?

Gotta keep the physics engine though, none better

PAINs been out for little over a year, and still going strong with the new area's you release
So their is no need for a PAIN 2...or is their..hmmmm
I take it you didn't click on the link?

Coker, even YOU need to see this, things that make you go Huh?

It's her web site where it shows her art and if you click on a picture the thumbnail enlarges.

• Began drawing at 4, and painting at 6, teaching herself and learning mostly from her own keen observation and study.
• Speaks four languages: Lithuanian,
Russian, English and Sign Language
• At 4, had a life-changing spiritual
transformation, bringing the family to God.
• The inspiration for her art and literature comes from her visions, dreams, observations of people,
nature and God.
• Paints from imagination, reference materials and models.

Prices
The originals range from $50K up to 5 million. Most are priced at the $210,000-
$310,000 range.

The earlier works and impressionistic works:
ages 6-7 are in the $40K - $90K range,
ages 8-12 are in the $150K –$1million range.

http://www.artakiane.com/akiane_art.htm

Titanium Haskell

Posted on 02.20.09 22:04 PM by Hello Hello

Rees - I'm not sure what's up with that. I'll check with our web team and see what’s up.

Haskell – I like to think of PAIN as sort of PAIN and PAIN 2 rolled up in one. I mean, most sequels to games (and probably even movies) are largely built on or include a lot of ideas that the team was unable to get into the first iteration of the product. In the case of PAIN, there were things that we wanted to do early on that we weren’t able to do in Downtown, but a lot of those things have shown up in Amusement Park and Movie Studio. We have accomplished so much of what we originally set out to do that I really do feel like we’ve done a sequel’s-worth of work. Plus, as you pointed out, we’ve been out for almost a year and a half, and we’re still relevant and making good stuff. That’s pretty impressive in my book.
With regard to making another game, who’s to say we’re not already working on one with Idol Minds? (...I’m just going to leave it there and let it marinate….)

Posted on 02.20.09 22:21 PM by Jason Coker

ok thanks coke, it seems that theres alot of posts in one go then about one every half hour, and its 1pm in america, i'm confuzzeled by that.

unless they were on there lunch break or hadn't started work yet.

i get bored on here sometimes because i live across the pond, and by the way i have an idea for a launchable char plus its a cleb!

Posted on 02.20.09 22:41 PM by

COKE!!!!!!!!! IS MR.T THE PREMIUM CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!

(pweeeeeeese), then i shall i leave the forums forever.... or for at least a week.... maybe 2 days

¿ upside down question mark O_O

Posted on 02.20.09 22:52 PM by Pacman_Ownage

haskell, ive checked that website, absolutely amazing in everyway, i like the one of the man in the red clouds(the one she's painting on the first screen)i cant belive how much detail there is, and i need glasses!

best artist ever and secondly she must be near my age now if you get my drift :p

Posted on 02.20.09 22:54 PM by

moshi moshi pacman_ownage

Posted on 02.20.09 22:59 PM by

@ coker
I watched the Ras Trent video. LMAO. I might have to download there entire cd on iTunes. They make my face hurt From laughing so much.
As far as T-Pain goes if you got to lie to him to get him in the game DO IT! Hahaha. I also envisioned his top hat flying off as he smacked into stuff. Man I love injuring random computer generated people!

Posted on 02.20.09 23:48 PM by jasonmc

@ Jason Coker:

Thanks for that, I hide behind arcane words and semi-colons; although, it's nice to get a boost now and again. Speaking of boosts, how about boosting Mr. T from a launcher? I wrote him a poem and everything, pushed on by Pacman_Ownage's subliminal messages.

Posted on 02.20.09 23:59 PM by Joe

@ Cananabis, I mean Cabana...

When I was typing that to you, and where I said Pain 2, I was also thinking that in a manner of speaking this could be PAIN 2 just cause of all the content that has come out since it's inception.
Like you said Toker, I mean Coker (haha), 1st we had downtown, and as many times that you, or Travis has said, once you got a hang of the PS3, and what your game engine was able to do, you started banging em out like George Michael alone in the park bathroom.
Laughing baw haw haw Laughing

Do you think you have "unlocked and/or tapped" into the REAL power of the PS3 yet?

if your answer was in a percentage, how much have you unlocked or tapped into so to speak using the power of the PS3?


Coke, check out that web site I posted, just take a gander for 1 minute. What she does is unheard o, and since she is only getting better..WOW.

Posted on 02.21.09 00:07 AM by Hello Hello

Amazing painting girl:

A few years ago a young girl claimed to have X-Ray vision. She appeared on world wide TV diagnosing people from across the globe. It turn out to be a hoax. I would say before buying one of her paintings make absolutely sure it is her own work; therefore, inspired directly from God. Caveat emptor. Has she shown her skill live? When questioned do you feel a strong aura of spiritual in her answers? Rember there is a big difference to stage magic and Magick.

Posted on 02.21.09 00:17 AM by Joe

haskell that must be the shortest post from you i've seen XD

Posted on 02.21.09 00:25 AM by

re Amazing Painting Girl:

PS It is very unlikely that Holy Mother Mary nor Lord Jesus have blue/green eyes. Unless they have taken to wearing coloured contacts.
Smile

Posted on 02.21.09 00:33 AM by Joe

re: Journey Escape

I didn't play that one, but I miss those old skool, low cost to produce games. In the UK there were loads of weird games that simply couldn't be done today, as you have to justify the cost and prove your returns. Plus the lawers weren't so savvy.
I loved Rockstar Ate My Hamster on the Spectrum 48K (plus C64 etc.). A simple band management sim. Instead of licensed artists they just used cartitures. A very simple, yet addictive game.

Posted on 02.21.09 01:30 AM by Joe

I was 1st told about this girl from my Mom and she showed it too me last week on the DVR. Their was a special on TV, I think it was the Learning Channel, and the show was about the Worlds Smartest People.
So I am looking at the TV, and I see one of the paintings and I said HOLY SH#$, who did that? Mom says this girl.... when she was 6! I said WHAT, no friggan way. Well I sat their in awe at what I was seeing. They parents getting interviewed and they said she picked up a pencil one day and started drawing when she was 4, was never taught never read a book on art, nothing.
She used to paint 19 hours a day, never wanted to eat, just wanted to paint. Nothing else.
Now I saw the rest of the show and she talked, parents talked etc., then they talked about most of her stuff STARTS AT $100K!! Had some art enthusiates check out her work, and they were blown away seeing a few of them and guessed that someone in their 30's or 40's did it. Then they told him, actually a girl painted this when she was 8 they practically fell over.

If you go to that link, and look up top and click on HOME, she has paintings on the home page, that look EXACTLY like a photographs

The "Her Art" heading shows a time lapse photo of one of them she was doing, the upclose picture of Jesus.

And lastly the heading "Her Art" also shows ALL of her paintings in the Gallery
She's been on shows like, Oprah, Montell, Lou Dobbs etc..

Posted on 02.21.09 02:35 AM by Hello Hello

Like modern art, you're not paying the, let's face it, well over the top fee for the work. You're paying for the back story to the piece, the artist, her age, the claims of divine inspiration. Legally I could paint and say it is the work of God, after all, if God exists part of Him exists in me. Still look crap.
I've seen nothing to let me believe she painted the pictures; besides, are they, own their own merit, *that* exceptional? A seasoned artists would have no trouble capturing such images. Time lasped film is a start, I suppose. But the X-Ray girl was very young and was forced to perform by her parents, no-one was at all suss because of her age. Similar back-story too, had a divine experience then could see through stuff. No, I'll keep an open mind.
After all some strange stuff has happen to me: astral projected in the ethric and astral planes, was about to be killed by a group of blokes in a deserted road and a "guardian angel" appeared and took me away also I communicated with a UFO. I can't prove it.

Posted on 02.21.09 03:13 AM by Joe

PS Psychologists would say I fit a certain mind state group, and could, in-depth figure out my personality type and psyche. They may well be right.

Posted on 02.21.09 03:17 AM by Joe

haskell your stories amuse me Smile i will admit though i've just ordered one of her paintings Laughing

Posted on 02.21.09 03:37 AM by

Though the the paintings are good, they are hardly worth the price tag you claim to be on them. Rather than proclaiming her as a child genius, her work should be allowed to grow and become renowned on its own merit, not for she is young.

Posted on 02.21.09 05:08 AM by Andrew

See, this is what I mean,lol when I posted in Mega post 2 when things are um "called for", and here is the perfect example. lol

Andrew, you for one sir do not know art, that's obvious, but that's now besides the point. If you want to say I "claim" them to be 100 grand on up, this second, no I can't back that up with proof, but I sent a email into TLC to find out when that show will be on again. And when it is on, I will tape it and post it on U tube

2nd verbage:

"her work should be allowed to grow and become renowned on it's own merit"

dude lol wtf lol.. Um her work IS WORLD RENOWNED helloooo..lol..She's been doing this since she's 4...FOUR..LOL

I guess the Press and Media section didn't come up on your computer maybe, lol, but it shows what shows she has been on, who's she has talked with etc., and you can even read other people's testimonials who know what their talking about.

http://www.akiane.com/testimonials.htm

And, if anyone wants to see LARGER pictures, click on "Catalog" or on this link.

someone said their favorite one is the one with "the guy in the clouds" lol..it's called "Inspiration"
Yeah it's cool that they put the time lapse photos in, but if you wanna see the MUCH larger image of it, click on the catalog link, and go to page 34 or so, and scroll down, it may be page 46 or 47, but the Seeing the smaller pics does not do them justice.

www.akiane.com/downloads/pdf/Catalog-Website.pdf

Posted on 02.21.09 14:11 PM by Hello Hello

damnit.. I didn't want to press enter..

Andrew, your comment of:

"they are hardly worth the price tag "you" claim to be on them."

Well, I don't "CLAIM" them to be anything.

I don't have too because it's right their on the HOME page, right below the realism painting of a baby with butterflies near it's face, and the painting of Grandma and Grandpa that could pass for a photograph it's so good.

"Originals $100,000 to $1,000,000"

Reproductions: Signed and numbered Limited Edition giclees on canvas are all available. $1800 to $10,000

Decorative Open Editions Are available in 16x20 sizes. $450


CHA CHING..

Posted on 02.21.09 14:19 PM by Hello Hello

@Coke- Thanks for the compliment and for watching, it means a lot.

Posted on 02.21.09 14:22 PM by qb2bTheReaper

@haskel - You are correct in that I am not a fine arts dealer, but please allow me to explain myself. Her work is some of the best modern art I've seen. I meant no disrespect in saying good rather than great. My doubt on the price may be ignorance; however, I think that the whole age thing factors into pricing and popularity. I have no doubt that the paintings would be well known regardless of the artist, but the fact that she is so young brings so much attention that the artist MAY, not will, but may begin to outshine her work. I hope this doesn't happen for she is a wonderful artist, but that is what I refer to in my second "point", if you may. Your continual statements about her age brings this concern - if she was forty, would you have showcased her work? Of course not. Now, by no means is my intent to belittle her. On the contrary, she has made great achievements for her age. It is simply that we should judge, showcase and purchase on a purely artist view.

Posted on 02.21.09 14:29 PM by Andrew

For more divine illustrations please pre-order Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust, by the godsend development group that is Team 17. "I dig their work" (Jason Coker).

Or you're more of a Manga fan? Try the upcoming Persona 4 featuring many deities from world-wide religions, beliefs and myths (if it takes after Persona 3).

For more down-to-Earth, but that more gritty for it, try the sublime Pain, PSN's best selling game of 2008. To paraphrase Travis: "When I let Dave or Jason answer the board's remarks, that's when you know I've had enough." Heh heh.
I'm a cheeky blighter, ain't I?

Wink

Posted on 02.21.09 14:38 PM by Joe

@ qb2bTheReaper:

Praise from Caesar, eh? Not bad. It *was* a great run. You deserve it.

Posted on 02.21.09 14:54 PM by Joe

@haskel - If prices are the home page, then disregard that- I didn't notice it.

Posted on 02.21.09 14:55 PM by Andrew

Ok, THIS MAY BE THEE only time I can actually speak on behalf of EVERYONE, when I say
HASKELL WILL YOU STFU ALREADY

She's on Youtube
CNN interview
www.youtube.com/watch

www.artnsoulwrks.com/...n_ed0cff98d888e50404e.html

Now i'm STFU

Posted on 02.21.09 14:57 PM by Hello Hello

Hey Haskell that girl is amazing. Pretty moving. 100% legit imo. And - Apology accepted of course - but a double ear flick for the notion that I'd ever do ya that way, immediately followed with an lol.
Dawg dag it I said I wasn't gonna cry.

Peace

Posted on 02.21.09 16:39 PM by obscured

@ Pain Team

I have always meant to compliment you guys for Nigel the Punk.

Where did you get the inspiration for him?

Do Americans use the phrase "C U next Tuesday"?
I always thought it was an all English phrase?
In my job I visit people in their own homes and I always take pleasure by saying it to the people I see on Tuesdays.

Posted on 02.21.09 17:22 PM by Slaminthelamb

Gday gang!

Still love your work!

I am a PAIN evangelist.

I praise pain.

Amen-ish

ps Sorry God you're still the big man

Posted on 02.21.09 20:20 PM by Kieron

Joe –My favorite Atari 2600 game by far was Adventure. There’s nothing like moving a square from screen to screen and having keys and swords stick to it to get your gamer juices flowing. Seriously, though – GREAT game (for the time). I actually have a 2600 here on my desk at work, but I don’t have any of the classic games any more. I need to get my mitts on Pitfall and Adventure for reals.

LambSlam – The production team over in the U.K. actually recorded the voice-over for Nigel, so it’s real-deal Brit. We specifically wanted to create a character for the U.K., and a punk just felt right. Much respect to SCEE for hooking us up with the perfect V.O.

Kieron – Thanks for the props. We still enjoy making PAIN better and more fun for you guys. That’s kind of strange, really. After having been on this game as long as we all have, we shouldn’t ever want to play it again, but there’s something about PAIN that just keeps us coming back for more. (I think it might be Tati….)

Posted on 02.22.09 02:27 AM by Jason Coker

@ Jason Coker:
The last gen release game Atari Anthology was nothing short of amazing. Not only did you get 67 2600 ROM images but on the disc you got scanned manuals, box art and loads of bonus stuff too. Stark contrast to the recent half hearted, IMHO, Mega Drive (Gensis) Ultimate Collection, with few extras.

Posted on 02.22.09 02:47 AM by Joe

Joe - You've just blown my mind. I found out that they have the anthology in stock at the Gamestop down the street. Guess who'll be playing Adventure at lunch today? Thanks, dude!

Posted on 02.22.09 02:52 AM by Jason Coker

Atari Red Baron, quite appropriate.

Posted on 02.22.09 02:58 AM by Joe

Told you I was pyschic! LOL!
Seriously my pleasure, Brother, glad to help a retro fan.
(:

Posted on 02.22.09 03:01 AM by Joe

@ Coke

Are they based in Birmingham?
coz they Nigel has a Brummy accent lol

Posted on 02.22.09 03:04 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ Jason Coker:

re Atari Anthology: If you are able to read the manual before purchase then you can see exactly what games are emulated. Adveture is there, but Pitfall is not, sorry. Still a great buy for 2600 fans.

Posted on 02.22.09 03:34 AM by Joe

@ Jason Coker:

re: Pitfall is on another 2600 last gen (PS2 etc.) collection called "Activision Anthology" This has fewer games, only 45 or so, but includes a 80's pop soundtrack and a virtual retro room. Get both. Hope this helps.

Posted on 02.22.09 03:45 AM by Joe

@Coker & Joe

I got the Activision at a Flying J truck stop here in Kentucky for $15 a couple of years back. Basketball with a square ball is how the game is played.

Posted on 02.22.09 04:08 AM by FoolKiller79

if you do a celb brit ask me please i live in england and i know all the awesome people i think the americans would love Laughing

if you know what i'm saying you'll know what i mean when i ask this question.

has anyone heard of top gear?

Posted on 02.22.09 04:17 AM by

@coker

i'm a retro fan too i love them but got £1203

for my atari, still in box, i got two for a day like that Laughing

only decent thing i have left is my awesome sega game gear (sega portable(no scratches and still has the charger))

and i have ps1 which i cracked in a carvan tripping over the controller (i hate my self for that)

oh and just remembered i have a sega mega drive two in the attic somewhere (about 17 games all boxed and all manuanls)

so yea i'm kinda retro too! Laughing

-Rees

p.s the atari games sold £100 each

Posted on 02.22.09 04:23 AM by

@ hellohello

If i were to say to you See you next Tuesday would you what it means?

I'm presuming that you are an American innit?

Posted on 02.22.09 05:34 AM by Slaminthelamb

@ the Coker..Coker Cabana,
Atari rocks. I remember my parents surprising my brother and I with it at X-Mas in 1977. We opened gifts in the morning. Opened all, no Atari Frown but we did have a shit load of Star Wars people. lol
Well, around 7:30pm or so, were talking about our gifts and I think it was my Dad who said, Are you sure you opened all your gifts? We're like yes Dad. Then my Dad goes, "well that's strange because I think I see one that wasn't opened yet". Me and my brother look at eachother, run to the living room, and we see behind the recliner was a big box! We grab it and toss it too the floor, tear the paper off and their it was the Atari 2600. Needless to say, we went ape shit..lol
We had the 2600, 5200, and the 7800. They all still work, and every once in a while my brother brings it over and we play. Did you know you can make the joysticks for lefty's?
If you open the controller, when you see the wires and how their set up, if you reverse them, bingo, lefty controller.

My favorites were Pitfall, Adventure, and of course, Yars Revenge!

Coke, since it was your fave, did you ever find the Easter Egg in Adventure?

On the main board, if you went all the way to the right, you would see a line that went up and down, and on the right side of that line, there was maybe a inch of space next to it, remember?

Posted on 02.22.09 05:59 AM by Hello Hello

I'm going to download the game to play it... I'll bet it will be in 3-D...HEHE.

Posted on 02.22.09 06:54 AM by FredNation

@[ ]
We've already discussed the Top Gear guys, including The Stig (although now he should have both black and white suits) in the last post (or was it the one before that?). And Coke had never heard of Jeremy Clarkson before (not a car guy I guess).

Trust me, when someone says British celebs teh first two responses are either the Monty Python guys or the Top Gear guys.

Posted on 02.22.09 06:58 AM by FoolKiller79

OK Haskell, flame on me if you want, but I do know and own and enjoy art. But when I clicked on "Her Art" all I could think of was black velvet and the boardwalk. I was a bit surprised not to see 2 or 3 Elvis portraits. I'm not knocking your liking of her work, it's great for someone so young, but I doubt we'll find any of her peices hanging next to Monet in the D'Orsey Museum.

Posted on 02.22.09 08:06 AM by TonyB

I thought they were kinda cool

Posted on 02.22.09 08:08 AM by TonyB

Yeah, but you live in TonyB's closet you nimrod!

Posted on 02.22.09 08:08 AM by TonyB

Anybody wanna buy a couple of bothersome spare personalities? These guys are really starting to get to me...

Posted on 02.22.09 08:09 AM by TonyB

Hey TonY, it could be worse, I mean at least one of em doesn't live in your pants

Posted on 02.22.09 08:20 AM by Hello Hello

@ Haskel
Yars Revenge - man I played the crap outta that game back in the day. Played it so much, when you got to the higher levels and the shields and screen changed color, you weren't sure if it was supposed to do that or if your eyesight was about to expire . . . good times. Heh.

Posted on 02.22.09 08:47 AM by Cavefish

2 questions for Coker...

1.What happen to the sweet overture song!? I remember you working to release it as a free download like the PAIN theme song.

2.What do you think of Parappa the Rapper! I wish there was a new parappa game for the PSN Frown

In fact...

petition for Parappa as a launchable character in PAIN!

Posted on 02.22.09 10:07 AM by Captain_Fury

@foolkiller

yea but the problem with the stig is that he woudn't have any noises unless they were car noises or just saying about the stig

persolanly i would like richard or jeramy to do it in my opinion because they're both funny, but richard might take offence because of his crash.

theres only one way to find out eh coker Wink

Posted on 02.22.09 11:14 AM by

Pitfall and Barnstorming... Activision was THE BOMB back then!

Posted on 02.22.09 11:15 AM by TonyB

Really?

Posted on 02.22.09 11:42 AM by TonyB

did i go OTT? i can add the other 540 pages if you so wish

-rees

Posted on 02.22.09 11:44 AM by

at this rate me an haskell will need a whole thread to us!

Posted on 02.22.09 11:46 AM by

@george

Been gone for the weekend, but I wanted to thank you for the parenting advice. I appreciate it. You obviously pned me there. And If I actually had kids, I would take your parenting suggestions a little more to heart.

Lighten up, man... it was a freakin' joke.

Posted on 02.22.09 12:12 PM by RSAvenell

thanks jason ive been dying to know my two friends have pain and i will say this 10 out of 10 PAIN IS MY GAME

Posted on 02.22.09 13:06 PM by austin

That wasn't Rees. Whoever you are you sad ass punk you got no friends and no purpose to exist besides wasting oxygen and wackin the hours away in your moms basement. So you come here to spread your stink and draw attention to your feable minded self by posting a mile of bs. But you have no name so you don't exist you fromunda farming piece of shmegma.
At least Haskell has some kind of point when he spouts his flap. Usually anyways. You do it for the soul purpose of being a prick. Congrats. You suck dude. I'd like to thump you

Posted on 02.22.09 13:50 PM by obscured

DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT ME!! LOL
HEY, IT WASN'T ME...LOL....
an Encyclopedia on clueless ranting by the sackless coward I assume

I MAY have typed some long posts, BUT when I have, 1. I never posted that long of a post and hell, never ever would. Even when I know I typed a lot, I will edit it down before I post it. And like OB said, at least I make a point 98%of the time.

I just don't go postinglong BS crap like that just to annoy everyone and waste space because I'm bored. Thankfully, I'm NEVER board. I may have moments of posting longer posts then others, at least I'm not a prick about it.
THAT was friggan rude, ridiculous AND MORONIC.

and as far as I know, the sackless coward who went after me is still out their, so unless you commenting on a idea I put forth, or like the classic Atari games we were talking about, don't friggan DARE include my name in anything in your own BS

Posted on 02.22.09 14:38 PM by Hello Hello

@ all
hey not to get off topic but does anybody know where I can get some quality "PAIN" wallpapers for my desktop? if so throw me a link or something.

Posted on 02.22.09 16:37 PM by Cabo Wabo

nevermind after I typed the above message I realized that I could just port my wallpapers from the PSN Store via flash drive. so unless anybody has some custom made wallpapers they would be willing to share then just disregard my last post.

Posted on 02.22.09 17:41 PM by Cabo Wabo

@ Foolkiller79: A square basketball is okay, 'till one gets you the eye. Ouch.
The Activision Anthology is how all future retro collections should aim to be made, no matter the format. Great extras, a soundtrack to rival GTA Vice City (maybe not...). Never beter than the real thing, though.

@ Captain_Fury Parapper the Rapper was sublime. "Punch. Kick. It's all in the mind." I owe my second dan black belt to Master Onion (was it?), oh and of course the film "No Retreat No Surrender". Wish the ghost of Master Lee would help me out from time to time. But yeah, Parapper Rapper for release on PSN, I don't have the original anymore.

Posted on 02.23.09 01:20 AM by Joe

@ Haskell:
Finding easter eggs in a 2600 game before the internet.. Master hacker.

Posted on 02.23.09 01:29 AM by Joe

Forgot to add, that due to licensing laws, we'll never see a complete official retro collection. So that ET game will have to remain unplayed. But still, the old cartridges feed EBE 5 at Site 4, Area 51...
Licensing laws, and savvy lawyers (or unsavvy for not foreseeing releases beyond TV), ruined my Tour of Duty DVD set...

Posted on 02.23.09 02:03 AM by Joe

@Coke
That's cool you deleted that jokers post. Although it negates the point of my above post, thus baffling somewhat those who didn't see it,ultimately throwing my mental stability into question, it's still better than leaving that million word instruction manual. Literally. It took several seconds even in lightning scroll mode to get top to bottom of this vehemoth.

C'mon Coke, see what's goin down in your cyber hometown. Peoples are losing their minds out heah. Give up some kibble dude these distractions need a reaction Jackson. What. Freestyle Fridaze. What what.

Seriously, we know there's a load of content piling up in your hallways. Did another monkey get mangled up in the gears unexpectedly? 2 months away from anything? Ballpark? Plus or minus ? Something? For a goof? Good lie? With a twist? Or not?.
Something to gnaw on here. People are starting to spontaneously combust out heah.

Peace

Posted on 02.23.09 02:29 AM by obscured

So are we ever gonna see the characters from -that- fighting game?

I would have bought them all. All the forthcomming announced characters hold no interest for me at all Frown


p.s Have a chat with Naughty Dog and see about getting Nathan Drake in the launcher. He would be great. Get his proper voice actor too!

Posted on 02.23.09 07:34 AM by KylieDog

I agree with obscured!

Dates, times, release schedule?!

Posted on 02.23.09 09:25 AM by OneButton

will he be FREE!!!!!

Posted on 02.23.09 13:09 PM by dexter

Hey, who of you guys will get Killzone 2? I've got it and it's amazing!

Posted on 02.23.09 13:10 PM by KingDragunov

im a pain lover i jump of hills of snow and smash on to the pavement for you guy i would pray he would be free


Fromyourpainlover:cyrax1999/is my ps3 id online/the key pain word FREEE!!!!!!

Posted on 02.23.09 13:13 PM by dexter

Back from the dead
ya done once , can yo udo it agen

we just need som red text please (or black text from travis or dave)
but still red plz coke

we've herd all about your fantastic new content , but maybe just a little info on dem
even if it is just 1 new small piece of info on a character
we dnt mind
but just something to keep this board to pain

maybe a new post


Has any1 seen some of the games coming out this year for psp they are brilliant
Motorstorm Arctic Edge
LittleBigPlanet (psp)
Assasins Creed (psp)
patapon 2
it has a brilliant line up this year

Posted on 02.23.09 13:29 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ [blank space]

The idea for The Stig would be to have him turn and give you "the look" whenever you tried a special pose.

Posted on 02.23.09 13:32 PM by FoolKiller79

I'd like to see more PSP tie ins for PS3 games.
How about a constant top-down map of PAIN on the PSP while you play? Invaluable to find the hidden crates or monkeys.
Heh.

Posted on 02.23.09 13:40 PM by Cavefish

@Joe,
There were a few games that had hidden things in em.. Carnival? You would see the items going by, and hell, I can't even remember what some were lol, BUT I do remember that Egg...when the items would go by, once you were on your way, you would see this little tiny spec of a dot and it would be next too say the teddy bear.

When you took your shot, and if you hit the dot, and not any of the items going by, when it was hit, the name of the games creator would appear!!!


As for Adventure, it's been a LONG time so I am trying to remember how so bear with me here.

I know you have to get to the lower "castles" lol (right..castles my a$$ lol), and it MAY have been near the red or yellow dragons castle. But you went down and grabbed the ladder, went back up to the starting area, and moved left to the next screen, then go upwards to the next board.
After you went up you got into this room, and if I remember right, you then went up and around, kind of like a small maze, and come back down, which brings you into to the screen on the right.
You go up, around some blockades, and you go to the left of the screen and place the ladder/bridge between 2 blockades and cross it.
You grab the ladder/bridge again, and go straight up to the board above you. You take the ladder and this is where I am slightly confused.
I know you have to place the ladder near the entrance to the "ahem castle" so you go above the castle. Now once up above the castle it shows no paths, nothing as the screen is grey. Now you would ONLY see your guy I mean, Square, lol, and where you are.

Now you wouldn't see anything surrounding you, because it was "dark",grey, whatever. So you would see nothing until you bumped into a blockade so to speak. You go left, then straight up and you disappear, so your basically moving your square around blindly, but then you will find the GOLD KEY! AH HA! Grab the key.

Make you way back past the castle using the ladder/bridge. Then you drop the key, and go back and grab the ladder because you can only carry 1 thing at a time. Grab the ladder/bridge and place it in the same spot you did prior when you made your way up to the castle. So now your going back down again.

Once your through and on the lower screen,
go back and grab the key, and cross the bridge again.

Now this is vital. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE KEY LYING AROUND BECAUSE:
The dragons will search for it, and take it back to their castle, and come after you! Then you get pissed off lol

So drop the key a few feet away, and go back and grab the ladder/bridge, and bring the bridge down as far as you comfortable with. Drop the ladder/bridge, and go back and get the key. Again place it not too far ahead of you,drop it grab the ladder/bridge. Now you do this as long as it takes to get back down to the main starting screen.

So now you get back to the main starting screen and you move all the way to the right,until you can't go any further and you should be next to that vertical line barrier on the far right of the screen. It will go up and down, and their will be roughly a inch of space between that vrertical barrier and the edge of your game screen.

Bring the ladder to that vertical barrier, and place the ladder/bridge on the vertical barrier, with more of the ladder going off screen. so you only have a little bit of space between the ladder/bridge and the vertical line. So you can go through the ladder into that inch of space and bring the key, and if I am right, then yiu will see the gentlemans name who created the game going up and down.

Keep in mind, it's been maybe, a little over 20+ years since I played it, but as I said yesterday, I got a great memory when it comes to crap like that, yet ask me what I leanred in hgh school, or college PPFT..LOL

Indiana Haskell

Posted on 02.23.09 13:42 PM by Hello Hello

@NUFCRULE-Liam

best PSP line up yet!

but the real question is...When is PAIN PSP coming? dun dun dun

Posted on 02.23.09 14:07 PM by Captain_Fury

who the heck was that was guy with that long post pretending to be me, retards these days...

we need this post thing sorted or were gonna go ape because be dont know whos who andi'm dying because i hate getting looked at like it was me when it was some random geezer whos a bull shiter.

yes, if your guessed i've lost it and last time i did i was so pissed i pulled my heart mussel making it go tha fast, and when i lose it i mean, really, i f**king lose it.

so who ever this stupid idle fuck face of his mothers wank biscuit can fuck off right now

screw family guys views on brits this is a F**KING TRUE BRIT. the fact is that most english people, like my self, hate tea and i have never met one person who is posh, the queen isn't that posh she jokes alot too.

the thing is we are normal people and most americans wouldn't even know we were english. put it this way, its like me saying all americans are fat and love mc'd, its not true and it must hurt one or two of you. i go on the internet on youtube and get the piss taken because i'm british, how fucking real hard is that, acting hard and black and thinking your better then someone over the goddam internet for fuckall to be honest.

the only reason i have seen amercains like this is because of a war, the independance war, i dont know much about it so shut up about, yes ok you can have as much freedom of speech as you need but not to pick on someone because your an asshole...

does this quailify as a haskell post, i gota bit carried away, forgot to do something to set my bomb and this guy was the detentor.

hope this helped on our
'so called diffrences'

- Rees

Posted on 02.23.09 14:52 PM by

@Rees - As a fat American who eats McD's I take offense at that post! Do think it's easy to stuff down 3 Big Mac's 2 large fries and a milkshake? It takes commitment! HAHA!!! Yeah... That guy was quite the D.O.O.S.H. Don't let it get under your skin... the internet lets all sorts of jackovs live out their wants for attention... It's like a TV camera... get one of those things in public and every ahole wants to get in front of it.

Posted on 02.23.09 15:33 PM by TonyB

@Tony

yea i know these people suck, alot as a matter as fact but when you get it day in day out you finally snap.

glad to see you gave him a 5 D.O.O.S.H rating otherwise i think my post would of being deleted for being too foul.

-Rees

p.s i love milkshakes Smile

Posted on 02.23.09 15:56 PM by

Obscured – I only deleted that post in the interest of preventing carpal tunnel syndrome for people when they had to scroll past it. I have no beef with people making long posts (Haskell, anyone?), but that one was just garbage, so it had to go.
So, you’re asking ME for dates? Man, you know how I feel about that. Until it’s 100% solid (which is a rare a beautiful thing for PAIN), I don’t like to potentially mislead you, but you’re a good dude, so I’ll bust this out for you: We’re shooting to have Online Multiplayer out in March. It’s unbelievable how hard things have been between getting Japan’s release out the door and finishing up Online, but we’re just about there. You mentioned two months, and I assure you that it’s not going to be that long (because if it is, I’ll be fired, and I don’t like that option).

Kylie – I have no idea what characters you’re talking about… But Nathan Drake would be awesome. I just don’t know if he could be funny enough to be in PAIN. Funny is key for this silly game.

KingDragunov – Killzone 2 is the JOINT!!!!!

Capt_Fury – PAIN PSP would quite probably make all the angels in heaven sing, but it would have to be an entirely different game. We do things with Havok physics in this game that crush the monster power of the PS3, and there aren’t tools nearly as powerful for the PSP yet. I tell you, though – I’d love to see what Idol minds would come up with for a PSP version of PAIN. ‘Twould be most awesome, methinks.

Rees – If there’s anything I’ve learned from my (admittedly limited) travels, it’s that douche nozzles know no borders. They are in every city, country, and culture, and I’ll never believe any different. As Tony B said, don’t let it work you up. If you do, the douche terrorists have already won.

Tony B – That’s a lot of Big Macs and fries, cat. You need to battle Kobayashi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo). Make. It. Happen.

Posted on 02.23.09 16:06 PM by Jason Coker

@ Coker
Jay, no comments on my Adventure Easter Egg?

Indiana Haskell

Posted on 02.23.09 16:21 PM by Hello Hello

@Coker

I NEED YOUR PSN ID! Time for you to get owned in KZ2! Wink

Posted on 02.23.09 16:27 PM by KingDragunov

Dragon, I just had a automated phone call from Gamestop reminding me that I can pick up my game tomorrow night at Midnight. I can show up at 10pm so they will process my transaction faster and their was a mention of special prizes and giveways as well.

I am soooo conflicted. I pre ordered it and paid for it. I played the demo and the 1st time I hated it. HATED the control schemes, the "feel" of it, etc.. I have played it since, but I am still not enthused so to speak with it. It looks amazing, but looks amazing id only a part of it.

Guitar Hero Metallica comes out March 27th I think. I've been gonig back n forth, do I cancel my pre order and put the deposit on the Metallica GH, or just keep what I have now, and deal with th things I don't like with Killzone 2, and then shell out 65 bucks when GH comes out.

Posted on 02.23.09 17:25 PM by Hello Hello

Yeah, I admit, at first I had some problems too. The first time I played the demo, I was disappointed. But I tried it a second time. Then I thought it wasn't as bad as I initially thought.
The third time it was cool, and the fourth time it was awesome, because I suddenly realised that all the reviews didn't lie.
In many games, as soon as you die and try the same level again, enemies will do the exact same thing as before.
Not here. Every time I died, they hid somewhere else afterwards, tried different things and all that stuff.
And the control schemes... well, I don't see anything bad about it, but that's just my opinionSmile

Posted on 02.23.09 17:55 PM by KingDragunov

hey jason thanks again and ive got a perfect charecter for pain are you ready for this MICHAL JACKSON tell me what you think

Posted on 02.23.09 17:59 PM by austin

@Coke - I was thinking about how I would do against him, but then when I thought of the massive "deuce" that would follow a snack of that size.... Man, my starfish is burning at just the thought of it!

Posted on 02.23.09 18:11 PM by TonyB

@Coke

I'd know the deal with dates. Wasn't asking for specifics. I just needed a biscuit and a ballpark estimate and that's exactly what you gave me. You're a pretty good dude your own self. Thanks. And that post was rediculous so of course you did the right thing. Wish we could zero in on this jackass.

Peace

Posted on 02.23.09 18:19 PM by obscured

M Jackson has already been asked for about 2 months now

Posted on 02.23.09 18:38 PM by Hello Hello

@ Haskell:

I didn't own the Atari 2600, or any other Atari, until the handheld Lynx and Jaguar; although a friend had one. I can remember Space Invaders (with loads of modes), and a two player tank combat game.

And thanks for the easter eggs, Atari Anthology has Adventure so I'll give it a go, thanks for the instructions, Brother, appreciate it. And if Jason Coker didn't get first time round he can try it now. My first console was a purpose built Pong / Tennis game with two paddles which dad bought for me at Christmas in the late 1970s! I was amazed by it... and I'll hate to imagine how much I've spent on computers/consoles since. £60 ($120)-70 for SNES Super Street Fighter 2. The new one, 4, was £30 ($60), and I think that is fair, and wouldn't pay more than £40 for it, even though I love it.

@ Jason Coker:
I hope you got Activison Anthology too, as that is the one I was thinking about when recommending Atari Anthology, I mixed them up. Both are cool, though.

Posted on 02.23.09 18:55 PM by Joe

Only fellow Brits would get this but the guy behind "Bo Selector", his Michael Jackson, "Shamoe mo-fo" and Mel B, "'ere what's up, luv. Give us a shag!", would make great launcher. It won't happen, the UK is such a small market it doesn't make financial sense. Games are made only for Japanese or the US market (of course most have universal appeal). That's what made the Spectrum so cool for the UK. Games addressing UK issues and TV shows.

Posted on 02.23.09 19:19 PM by Joe

m jackson would be awsome so if any one wishes to see him in the game geve me a hell yeah

Posted on 02.23.09 19:47 PM by austin

p.s. stone cold too

Posted on 02.23.09 20:00 PM by austin

Just thought I'd offer a suggestion for "celeb" character that would be hilarious. How about Mr. Bean?

Posted on 02.23.09 20:20 PM by Buckeye Gamer

The Pink Panther^^

Posted on 02.23.09 20:39 PM by KingDragunov

Now this is stupid, but in that tank combat game? It WAS called COMBAT.
They had ricochet mode anf they also had fighter planes 1 black, 1 white, so I would put the white plane in the middle of the screen, then put the black one, UNDER it, and off to the side, and I created the planes shadow..LOL.White plane with the dark outline offset EXCITING!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Posted on 02.23.09 20:41 PM by Hello Hello

combat was great... Tanks with invisible ricochet bullets was my fav. I ruled the house when I was 6!

Posted on 02.23.09 20:53 PM by TonyB

You never beat me!

Posted on 02.23.09 20:54 PM by TonyB

HA! I PWNED you before pwn was a word!!! Get back under the bed!

Posted on 02.23.09 20:55 PM by TonyB

Haskell - about those pictures i agree she has talent but the pictures themselves are dull and boring but that could just be my atheism showing.

anyway, coker - when do you think darts will be coming out(approximately).

buckeye - mr bean has to be the worst idea because he wouldn't really say anything when launched or when he hit things so what would be the point

Posted on 02.23.09 22:11 PM by Kiroq

i think micheal jackson is a rubbish idea too

also, i think out of the characters we already have i most prefer using the original characters to using the hoff or buzz

Posted on 02.23.09 22:17 PM by Kiroq

@kiroq - darts and fortress are coming out szme time as online multiplayer, hopefully sometime in march

Posted on 02.23.09 22:54 PM by Andrew

All – Japan is officially live. Mr. PAIN is a go. I’d like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it com-pany.

Haskell – When I get Atari Anthology (jerks didn’t actually have it), please believe that I’ll be getting my Adventure on All. Day. Long. BOYEEEEE!!!!! …and the easter egg shall be mine.

Austin – Would your launchable Michael Jackson’s nose pop off when he hit stuff?

TonyB – You are a vile, vile man, and I respect the hell out of that.

Joe – I ordered Activision Anthlogy as well. Dude, Pitfall, Kaboom, and River Raid? I’m SOOOOO straight!
As for games being developed only for the U.S. and Japan, I hate that you feel that way, and I like t think we’re changing that a bit. We made Nigel specifically to represent some European PAIN flavor, and although we are going to rep for Japan in the coming months, we like to think of PAIN as a title for EVERYbody. While we certainly can’t please everyone, we’re going to try to keep making stuff that people outside the States and Nihon can enjoy, too.

Buckeye – I don’t think Mr. Bean can scream properly, can he? I NEEDS me some hollerin’ when I launch somebody.

Kiroq – Andrew’s right. We’re shooting for March at the same time as Online Multiplayer.

All - Rumor has it that Travis is going to have a post here shortly. I don't believe it, though....

Posted on 02.23.09 23:32 PM by Jason Coker

My left nipple just burst. Lay some freshness down Travis.

Posted on 02.24.09 03:02 AM by obscured

@ Jason Coker:
Sorry, Brother, I didn't any disrespect. Nigel is a great character, thanks. Even so I still launch The Hoff and Cookie most...

When I say the UK market, I mean Britain and not Europe. As the Spectrum was a UK system, you had, of course, UK programmers. With a easyish to learn programming language, and just 48k to play with, anyone could write games. No need to licence out middleware or infact bother with licensing real people or tunes, just make near copies. Demoscene on the Speccy was great too. Heh, even I wrote an text based adventure game at 13, just about, um, scoring with the girls on my estate. I sold two copies for a quid each.

Nowadays it simple costs to much, takes too long, and the returns would be far too poor to justify a purely UK based game; even though, there are loads of UK development teams, like Rockstar North, based in Scotland, you would never guess GTA 4 is by a UK team, though. Please don't think I'm xenophoic, I just miss that era, and to recreate would be too risky

Posted on 02.24.09 03:24 AM by Joe

There are exceptions, of course, like The Getaway (PS2), and so forth, but it's more the exception proves the rule. Whatever that means.
Wink

Posted on 02.24.09 03:28 AM by Joe

Whoops, sorry, forgot to say congrats for Mr. Pain launch. Sugureta! Go!

Posted on 02.24.09 03:48 AM by Joe

hey coke i have a FREE pain code but its for a diff country and not england could you tell which acc i would have to make for it?

Posted on 02.24.09 15:07 PM by

and hes back lol
nice to have red text again coke
soo travis is guna be back soon good
well done for finally gettin 'mr pain' out

coke what is your faviourite PSN game other then PAIN ?
and which PSN game is your biggest competition , do you think?

Posted on 02.24.09 15:38 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

Talking of UK issues, well I was.. The Pain Team could use Trafalgar Square during the 1990 Poll Tax Riots as a new environment? It was an electric chaotic time. Last time mass protest caused direct change in Government policy. It was nice to be part of history. Now it's just the guys with the money that changes things, no matter who is in power.

Posted on 02.24.09 16:30 PM by Joe

@PAINTeam - Congrats on release of Mr. PAIN, now we now the cause of your silence and that, hopefully, multiplayer will be coming in the next several (3-4) weeks!!

DISCLAIMER - I am not attempting to set a release date, simply shooting for mid to late March.

Posted on 02.24.09 17:05 PM by Andrew

Today also marks the first time one of the team refered to me in their posts, even though it wasn't directed at me.

Posted on 02.24.09 17:06 PM by Andrew

Judging by the filesize (761mb) and screenshots, it looks as though Mr. PAIN launched with Downtown & Abusement Park bundled together? Much deserved given how long they've had to wait just to get the game. Does Mr. PAIN have its own community site, or may we soon be seeing japanese mutants posting around these parts?

Posted on 02.24.09 17:09 PM by pick-e

Did you see the Japanese girl in the nurse's outfit? Kinky... I'm sure there're websites for that sort of thing...

But I guess sex sells, lol.

Posted on 02.24.09 17:44 PM by Joe

@Coker and Buckeye
Mr Bean does have a goofy sort of scream, he could also be carrying his teddy bear and say "Look, look teddy - we're flying" as he's pointing ahead and then do his goofy "excitedly happy" scream - I think he would be great!

I also think Ernest P. Worrell would be perfect for PAIN.

For a normal PAIN character, how about the ultimate redneck - missing teeth, holding a truck flattened possum that he calls a "slab of roadkill" - he can yell when lauched "YEEHAW, git dat grill ready, I found us some roadkill!! I'm a comin' as fast as I can". When he crashes and looses his roadkill, he could say "Dagnabbit - I lost my roadkill!!" - MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

Posted on 02.24.09 21:43 PM by Jonathan

yeah

Posted on 02.27.09 03:57 AM by austin

p.s. he has two other costumes one when he was black and the one when he was in thriller

Posted on 02.27.09 04:03 AM by austin

whats up its your your man with the new charecters AUSTIN HANSON heres the new charecters friday the 13s jason and nightmare on elmes streets freedy kruger

Posted on 02.28.09 15:42 PM by austin

yo cook weres darts

Posted on 03.01.09 20:33 PM by austin

Wat about...
1. Flight Marshall D'eath. (pronounced DEE-A-TH)
2.Officer. R. Otting.

Posted on 03.30.09 10:52 AM by peregrine

Can you make it a woman and call her Amelia Airhurt?

Posted on 04.03.09 09:02 AM by Marc

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