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• Posted by Travis Williams

I remember telling some employees before that game development isn’t a democracy. I said at best development should be a benevolent dictatorship. I held that opinion because oftentimes when you get too many cooks in a kitchen, it does spoil the soup. Oddly enough I haven’t felt that way with PAIN for quite a few reasons. This message board has had a lot to do with how we design PAIN.

PAIN design is liberating. We don’t have to worry about context, story, logic, or even reality. In a lot of ways, PAIN development is about as chaotic and creative as you can be. So before I dig into what’s next, let me thank all of you for buying PAIN because it really has granted us freedom to try new concepts.

November is an exciting month for us as we are launching the next environment for PAIN. It’s called Movie Studio, and it’s our take on the wackiness of movie making. This is also the first time where we have incorporated this board’s collective input. So to directly contradict my earlier statement…

PAIN development is (at least somewhat) a democracy. We have listened to what you wanted and tried our best to make sure all the things that you wanted are in this area. That includes (but not limited to):

More than one launcher location (There are three that you can dynamically switch to)

  • Single Player Fun with Explosives
  • New Cratetastic Mode
  • Unlockable FREE Character
  • HORSE Mode
  • Bowling Mode (With all new distractions)


Movie Studio is the first area that we created after hearing all your input (democracy again). Amusement Park was started before PAIN was released (and took quite a while to make). Movie Studio was made in a third of that time, and I think it shows how much better we as a team have gotten at this since the original PAIN area.
 
We also have a new single player mode in the Lot called CRATETASTIC. I think you will love the mode if you were in any way a fan of Spank the Monkey. Take Spank the Monkey and replace the monkeys with explosives. This mode gets hectic because you can switch launch locations.

We heard everyone comment about the lack of a free character with a purchased area so we kidnapped Buzz and locked him up inside the Movie Studio. Unlock the Afterparty area and get enough points, and he’s all yours.

Bowling and HORSE are also back. There are no mimes in this Bowling mode, but I am confident you will enjoy what we victimize instead.

You can thank your collective outrage for the Fun with Explosives inclusion (democracy + demonstrations = action). The Movie Studio just entered test when Amusement Park came out. You all really went off about the lack of Single Player FWE inclusion. I called Jeff and told him how I wasn’t willing to explain why it wasn’t in Movie Studio. The funny part was how we all agreed that it was our favorite mode. So the designers burned the midnight oil, and it was added to the content push.

Lastly, you always vote for the PAINdemonium like areas as your favorite modes. So instead of doing two of these we made three of them. Strangely enough they are easier to design than all the other modes. We thought it might be a good idea to give you more than what we usually do.

Watch the movie. Check out the screenshots and most of all, keep making your opinions heard. It helps us make better content. Stay tuned for the next couple weeks too. We will have some more cool content to share with you.

...and GO VOTE! I sure am.

• Posted on 10.17.08 // 06:00 AM Comments (323)   Digg This   

Comments

That sounds really cool. Hope the Movie studio will be as good as Downtown and Abusement Park.

Posted on 10.13.08 11:18 AM by Wackie

this look great, can't wait

Posted on 10.13.08 11:21 AM by kkryton

Fantastic!
& Im 3rd Weeeeeee!
Pain just gets better..

Posted on 10.13.08 11:22 AM by FurrQue

bring it on.

Posted on 10.13.08 11:49 AM by seymour_usa

interesting

Posted on 10.13.08 11:51 AM by MalachiRuffy

Awesome great work

Thank you lots n lots Smile

Posted on 10.13.08 11:57 AM by BarnsleysGreeny

Great News! Looking forward to it. I've always been a big fan of the bowling mode, so it's nice to see it included.

Posted on 10.13.08 12:13 PM by Terwallace

Excellent update, guys!!!

Posted on 10.13.08 12:16 PM by FoolKiller79

OOH I'M 7TH BUT 1ST FROM THE MUTANT SOCIETY
HASKELL

Posted on 10.13.08 12:16 PM by Hello Hello

Awesome! Thanks for putting Buzz in! I hate that guy and it would be awesome to fling him around!

Posted on 10.13.08 12:29 PM by jrabin93

Wait till next week though. Seriously. I wanna get your reactions about next weeks and the week after that.

And I am not even done with my push for content this year. UGH back to work.

Posted on 10.13.08 12:37 PM by travis williams

@ Travis, and I'll Have a COKE with lil ice,
Congrats gentleman! The clip of
"Studio" looks great, and it is looking sa-weet.I look forward too knocking that biotch from the top of the boat..lol
Ok now onto the questions, so let's get this out of the way shall we? Cool

Travis,
In the movie you have the 3 different set locations going on filming certain scenes. Your takes/spoofs on Godzilla, Titanic, Gladiator, and I did see an Alien (invasion movie set maybe?)

1- In size, and in MB, how big is Movie Studio compared to A.Park?

In the movies being made that we see in the clip, like the Titanic Spoof where she is pretending to fly, arms out, and it showed the ship right side up, ready to sink. Now I don't expect you to have every scene from Titanic of course, but I was wondering..

2-In Studio, will we see just that specific scene only, or will we have different parts of the movie, if you get my drift? Is it just the 1 part of the movie that's going to be in "STUDIO"

3- How many movies in total are being shot, or are their any other ones being filmed in the Studio, besides the Monster Movie, the Disaster Movie, and the Epic Drama?

4- I did not see a new mode of Mime/Klown toss? Are we not getting a new
"Throwus ThroughAwallus" or "Chuckus Please-us"..

6-Were getting what, 5 new characters..shall we assume they will be a the normal price of .99 each, and Studio will be 5.99?

Great Work guys and possibly Gals behind the scenes or under the table
Keepo it up!!

Haskell-onays

Posted on 10.13.08 12:55 PM by Hello Hello

thank you so much. it looks so awesome i was so excited whilst reading that i actually pissed myself. especially the bit about buzz i cant wait to hurt him. oh and a suggestion for pain labs pain NEEDS a double-decker bus that if you launch into the top of falls over. please include a double decker bus in pain labs and if we like it put one in the next environment. please reply with a yes or no.

Posted on 10.13.08 12:56 PM by no1rebal

@ Travis,
Sorry man, I forgot something.

1-After the network collapse yesterday, will the new labs be out later on today?

And above you said:

"Wait till next week though. Seriously. I wanna get your reactions about next weeks and the week after that.

What did you mean by that? Next week something else is coming out? Or are you talking about the Labs?

Haskell

Posted on 10.13.08 12:59 PM by Hello Hello

duuuuuuuuuuude yuo pissed yourself?
god, such a weenie..lol

Posted on 10.13.08 13:00 PM by Hello Hello

Wow guys, seriously wow.

No pissing around anymore huh? releasing another environment so soon after the complete change up that was the amusement park is amazing, seriously. great job. Thanks for keeping Pain fresh and interesting.

If you didn't have that damn teen rating though, we could have gone backstage in the movie lot for some of that x rated shizzle.... now that's what i'm talking about! kenneth & his mudbutt could sure kill the mood in that environment, no doubt!

I'm not american, but please, for the rest of the planet, all of those across the pond, vote obama, you know it makes sense.

Posted on 10.13.08 13:03 PM by Uganja

@hello hello it could have been worse. imagine if i WASNT wearing my nappy lol
i agree with uganja i'm not from america but if i was i would vote obama.

Posted on 10.13.08 13:10 PM by no1rebal

@Uganja and no1rebal everyone else

I know Travis brought it up, and I do agree, get out and vote... but PLEASE lets not start naming candidates.

@Trav and Coke

I was wondering if you guys are spoiling us now due to the delays in AP and what the long-term goal of pain environments might be. Like maybe a new one every 3-4 months or something?

If you guys are going to be pumping them out every 2 months so be it. That sounds great! I seriously doubt thats realistic though. I'm just trying to get an idea of how its going to level off.

Posted on 10.13.08 13:43 PM by MoltenKevlar

The return of HORSE will be the crown on this shiny new update for me!

Posted on 10.13.08 13:56 PM by TonyB

@TonyB,

I hear that

Posted on 10.13.08 14:01 PM by Uganja

I can't find the movie ANYWHERE...

Love the return of bowling, that's the only game mode my friends and i play.

Posted on 10.13.08 14:14 PM by rynedee

@rynedee

You wrote: "I can't find the movie ANYWHERE..."

If you are refering to the new Pain Movie Studio video then please click on the 'Video' link at the top left of this page in the 'CATEGORIES' section.

Posted on 10.13.08 14:29 PM by THitter

Ive seen the vid Smile Excellent Laughing I cant wait tho i know i have too Frown( hehehe... i love the multiple launcher locations and yes horse Rocks!! so great it will be back Smile

November 2008 is going to be one big release month of great tittles and new stuff...
Its time to put some extra coins aside and make sure were going to have a lot of freetime around that time hehehe

I wish the PAIN team a happy creating time!!!


Posted on 10.13.08 14:32 PM by tal

There's a movie on the official PlayStation blog.
blog.us.playstation.com/.../

Posted on 10.13.08 14:33 PM by Galley

Thanks Travis and the rest of your team! Smile

If I can make one request... If you bundle movie studio with some other characters in the store, I will buy that bundle.

Posted on 10.13.08 14:34 PM by Mercury_PDX

@THitter

Thanks. I'm an idiot since i didn't see it the first time i went there.

@Travis

Is there a new PainLabs this week?

Posted on 10.13.08 14:40 PM by rynedee

A suggestion for ya, I put it on the blog but who knows if you'll see it- I’d really, really, really, like to be able to swap characters on the fly (like say, while sitting on the launcher) instead of having to quit the level and go all the way back to the menu and start over. It’s a Pain (lol). Like say I want to show off the game to a friend, to show them all the characters I have to quit and restart the game like 12 times now… This would also be nice in multiplayer.

Posted on 10.13.08 14:46 PM by Leetfoo

First off....

WHAT ABOUT SACKBOY?????



Second....
After I downloaded the 2.5 update....I turned on PAIN only to have it tell me that the SAVE FILE I was using was created on a DIFFERENT users profile & I would not be able to post on the leaderboards OR save anything!!!!!

I tried EVERYTHING.....I deleted PAIN and D-loaded it again but got the same message. After an hour or so of utter confusion and frustration, I deleted my save file and was FORCED to start PAIN fresh. Which means redo ALL in-game trophies, (I still have my PSN trophies), unlock ALL plat clubs AGAIN and set my high scores.

I think that this was very unfair and completely uncalled for. My PSN version of Warhawk is acting up as well since the 2.5 update....whenever I start it up, I get to my profile & then in the top right-side corner of the screen where my trophies pop up, I get a very confusing message....

It says 'You Have NOT Earned A Trophy"

WTF?????????

Why does this message even exist???

It is quite a self-esteem killer.

This message appears in-game as well.


Anyone else with these problems???????





P.s.

Thanx for the update Trav.....I hope that you guys incorporate voice chat with Online as I had suggested to COKER.

Posted on 10.13.08 14:49 PM by Ron_Is_GOD_420

@ God,
JESUS CHRIST! Talk to your son maybe he can help..bahaha..

Seriously damn dude, that fukkin blows lots of chunky bits of kibbles.
When I downloaded the 2.50 update, I did not have a problem that night. Yesterday I couldn't get online to PAIN, but I could get into the PSN, to the Browser etc, even Warhawk Online, but I could not get into PAIN. After loads of BS, I called Sony and the server was jam packed with players and to try later on.
I even scoured the message boards and saw many different complaints, but NOT ONE was anything like you have experienced.

Sorry man, but look at it this way, now you can whiz through and get them in a day cause your THAT good at it.

Me

Posted on 10.13.08 15:18 PM by Hello Hello

Travis....

Is this movie lot bigger or smaller than the downtown area.....it sounds like it has the potential for some real funny stuff...or painful out-commings. OFF SUBJECT: How's Coke doin?...sorry for the loss in da family!!!

Posted on 10.13.08 15:30 PM by THEfireman

great bowling is back but what has happened to pain darts like it shows on amusement parks billaboards?

Posted on 10.13.08 16:12 PM by shooter_101

@ Travis, Coke & all PAIN staff
Awesome, just awesome! This new area is freaking hilarious!! I can't wait to knock Marcus Arileous off his high horse, don't get me wrong, I love Glatiator, it's a great movie and it's so cool that I get to go back in time to crash the movie set! Same thing goes for the other movies. Great job guys, so anxious!! Now, some questions:
1.) Any news on other features like a revamped replay? It'd be great with editing tools and direct to YouTube uploads!
2.) To second Leetfoo's suggestion, could we get in-level character switch?
3.) Thankso second Ron_is_GOD420's suggestion, voice chat would be great. Imagine trash-talking your opponent while he or she is trying to beat your score!
4.) And speaking of multi-player, how about players, 4 or less, in an area at the same time? Maybe a mode where score is tallied up and when there's nothing left to destroy, high score wins?
Anyway, great job you guys! You deserve all the R&R you can get! Thanks for all your hard work!

Posted on 10.13.08 16:35 PM by Leo Da Lyon

@Travis

Movie studio sounds awesome. ... not worrying about reality huh... damn, i wish i could do that... Haven't read any other posts yet except yours.. busy, busy, busy.... don't have time to play around....... I don't know if i'll get to see the pain labs for the next couple weeks... just got spore yesterday, and am getting farcry 2 a week from that....etc.....the games will keep on flowing...

Posted on 10.13.08 16:47 PM by Jimothy24

NICE!!!!!!

Posted on 10.13.08 17:23 PM by Mudrucker

@Leo Da Lyon
Qoute:
"Imagine trash-talking your opponent while he or she is trying to beat your score!"

Yeah, its annoying - remember Everybodys golf on the PS1?


Posted on 10.13.08 17:46 PM by FurrQue

Sweet I can't wait and I like that unlockable characters are back. I'll be buying it day 1.

Posted on 10.13.08 17:50 PM by jasonmc

will there be more trophies available with this new update?
can u give us a hint on the other new characters?
when is the multiplayer coming out?
also what are the other single and multiplayer modes?
thanks and the new level looks amazing keep up the good work
hope there is more to come!

Posted on 10.13.08 18:16 PM by shooter_101

Why does everyone keep saying it is Gladiator? It is Ben-Hur, the clapboard even says Been-Hurt.


And for anyone that hasn't heard: LittleBigPlanet has been delayed for about a week.

Posted on 10.13.08 18:38 PM by FoolKiller79

@FurrQue You don't even need to go back that far. The current version of Hot Shots golf has this, and it's more annoying than distracting.

At least give us an option to turn it off.

Posted on 10.13.08 19:56 PM by Mercury_PDX

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE FIX THE LAUNCHER! I don't know if I'll ever be able to play the movie studio with that tiny tank. My mind will be too distorted with the thoughts of soft feminine woosh farts. PLEASE FIX THIS INJUSTICE!!!
Besides that, all looks good.

Posted on 10.13.08 20:21 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

1 word:

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

this is brill news guys thx

Posted on 10.13.08 20:29 PM by Liam

@Travis,

Any word on the camera fix?

Posted on 10.13.08 20:31 PM by Darkangel269

this sounds awesome!!!!!!!!

@travis- i think you guys should make a create a level mode

Posted on 10.13.08 20:42 PM by just_john

the new pose of the week and screen shots are awesome. ive got to say im impressed. im really impressed. any thoughts on the double decker bus idea it would be awesome.

Posted on 10.13.08 20:48 PM by no1rebal

@no1rebal

Double decker bus makes me think of the train glitch for some reason. Imagine a red bus flying through the studio.

They should have a bus in an environment. Fill it with nuns too...

Posted on 10.13.08 20:55 PM by MoltenKevlar

Sounds great! But can we please have HORSE for Amusement park too?

Posted on 10.13.08 21:01 PM by Ymaster587

@molten nuns.......and monks

Posted on 10.13.08 21:06 PM by no1rebal

is it free plz be free

Posted on 10.13.08 21:33 PM by mike

Ah, new environment. Excellent. Looking forward to it. I like the sound of everything.

@Haskell/anyone else this applies to
You're in the R2 beta, eh?
My PSN is retaihec. I will see in there hopefully. Just got the code today. Bwahaha.

Posted on 10.13.08 21:35 PM by retaihec

@Travis

Defender PAINLab is a good start... Build the walls bigger and connect em and were in business baby!!!

I would like to request once again a Teddy-bomb wearing a GREEN shirt. Hes a thermonuclear bear. Seriously at least 10 times bigger than any bomb weve seen yet.

@no1rebal

Monks makes me think of the medieval theme weve kicked around a few time. Not a bus but a cart or something full of a bunch of monks or friars in the long brown robes and stuff.... OHO!!!! STONEHENGE BABY!!!!

Imagine launching into stonehenge an dragging a cross-stone onto a group of druids doing some weird thing. Oh and the UFO flying overhead.

Posted on 10.13.08 22:04 PM by MoltenKevlar

.....It's time to get buzzing.

Posted on 10.13.08 22:26 PM by TheMyTMonarch

@Travis

Can you tell us anything new on Sackboy being in Pain?

Posted on 10.13.08 22:29 PM by pspbestsystem

@Haskell: I answered your questions on the official BLOG but I will post them here too just so you can stay here.


1. The Studio has a feel to it that it’s larger so I am gonna go with the Studio is larger. We use the space better. I am not sure how many MB the Studio is but it should be roughly the same size as AP.

2. There are different sets that spoof all kinds of movies the Titanic is only one of them.

3. There are about 6 Homages in the area. You will see them all soon.

4. No tossing modes in this one. But for a single player game there is CRATE-TASTIC. Which is like Spank The Monkey but with Explosives. It’s actually quite cool.

5. What happened to your #5?

6. 5 New Characters and Buzz comes with the Movie Studio. The price is the same as AP so you get a free character in the movie lot. And with the movie lot we will introduce “Prestige or Premium” characters. That means they come with more than one outfit and will be priced at 1.99 Stay tuned next week for those reveals.

7. LABS should be on your systems as we speak.


@Uganja: See so all those times I was telling people we really are working hard and you will be impressed with how fast we can act now I wasn’t really joking. It’s really fun making PAIN but the pace is just nuts. The AP took us a while to make because we had to do it so many times. I can honestly say the team is well oiled now and we know how to make PAIN levels now. I won’t start talking real politics on this board. I will only say that I have every faith in the world that us Americans will do the right thing in November. Or I am moving to Toronto.


@Molten: If you think this is spoiling you with releases wait till you see the new stuff. You haven’t even played Darts or the “Other” multiplayer mode we have waiting for you once Online comes online. Seriously Online will take PAIN to another level. I can’t wait to release it. But to answer your question on a serious tip… We can make levels at that pace now.

Tony/Molten: It’s shocking to me that Call da Shot wasn’t liked more than HORSE. Oh well shows me how much WE know.


@Rynedee: I like this Bowling game a lot. WHOLE NEW DISTRACTIONS TOO BABY! Woot.


@Tal: Thanks. It’s been a busy year but I wouldn’t have it any other way.


@Mercury: The movie lot comes with a free character BUZZ! You have to work to unlock him though.


@Leetfoo: That’s a good idea but the loading of those assets take time.


@Ron: Sackboy is coming but it wouldn’t be PAIN unless we did something “special” Hehe stay tuned. I have never seen that error you are talking about though. Wow that sucks man. I will investigate because that’s UNCOOL. Yes VOIP is a part of PAIN Multiplayer.


@Fireman: I think the areas are comparable but I think for some reason the Studio feels bigger. Coke is doing well. He just got back from Japan where PAIN is being called MR PAIN. Haha.

@Shooter: Darts will come out the same time as Online play. As far as the new characters to PAIN I will say that you have seen ALL of them before. ALL of them are icons.


@Leo: Answered all your questions above really… Except PAIN (as it is today) won’t support multiple launches at the same time. However it is a big part of anything we do after this.


@Jimothy: We will be here when you get back. Although you are going to miss my favorite PAINLab soon.


@Juggs: You are soooo playing this. Don’t front. This time the launcher is a GLOVE!


@DarkAngel: Workin on it.


@JustJohn: I would if I had more people. That’s sequel talk though. It’s high on the list.

Posted on 10.13.08 22:38 PM by travis williams

@Ret
Yes I am in the Resistance 2 Closed Beta... I will look you up, as you with I

@Travis,

Damn dude NICE LEVEL!! Well that too, but actually I meant PAINLab

Still i wish you could add 2 things to this one as well:
1- STILL have something around the perimeter of the game area to throw,chuck,bounce, rebound,ricochet,fling,hurl,toss,lob, us back into the area..
2- I wish the concrete walls were a tad back further away from us so it makes the entire area bigger.

Have you ever thought about just placing TNT ALL over and I mean, ALL over up close, way out far in the distance so from the launcher it looks like a little black dot.. so INCASE we do get chucked, blown, hurled out of the maingame area, at least we can ooch our way over to the spot in the distance and if we hit it, hey, were making it back towards the area...

Posted on 10.13.08 22:44 PM by Hello Hello

Haskell: That's a good idea. Sorta a bouncy border. I wonder can we do that.

TNT Everywhere = 3FPS

Posted on 10.13.08 23:12 PM by travis williams

@Travis,
Damn dude I love your answers to my questions, because with great power, comes great response-ibility!
And when it comes from this man’s brain, with great idea’s comes many thoughts and when posted those idea’s turn into what many people “Hating” on myself….
(Oh indeed, I was told by a 2 canary’s that they, well some, hate it when I post my ideas on the boards and to the rest of the mutants because the idea’s are really good..LOL) hmmm I WONDER why?

I love the Studio, it’s gonna be a lot of fun..Maybe next level you work on, you can add in, HER PEAS Vegatable Stand” which is near a river, and in it, you, watch,

“BEAVERS eating some HARD and SOFT WOOD!”"
haha
My question 5 was:
What did you think of my ideas/thoughts on you puting up the outer barrier in the Labs so when we get thrown out of that area, we got bounced right back into it?

I don’t want to get off the main topic but:
As for this new Lab: Oh man I wish you could take it down for 2 days and add 2 things too it!!
And you need to imagine this in your head ok.. cause it was sweet in mine lol
Check out this idea.. who knows maybe a mini game of some sort!!

1- The guys you have coming at you, I MEAN, you DID call it Defender right?
Well, we are set on the launcher..dum de dum.. we launch, and then total carnage breaks loose.!!!
Now I think the launcher should be back just a wee bit for more depth but anyway…
It would be frikken cool as hell, and completely unassuming, if all of the people behind the mini block walls, started out THROWING crap at us while they are behind the walls.
Travis.. as of now we launch and hey, look what I blew up..oh joy.. BUT T, NOW, now you gotta add in the revenge factor!!!
2 thoughts:
1st Idea/Thought: How would you feel if your on a launcher brutalizing these characters every week, and then one week, you put out a LAB, and where all the characters, or most of them, WANT REVENGE ON US!!
We launch, grab the teddy bear, and throw it, then all of a sudden, WHAM BAM BAM.. your getting nailed with tomato’s or some crap.. their chucking things left and right from all directions. And our job,is too whip some TNT at em, which blows up there Defensive walls to blow the snot out of em, and clear them away! (Maybe even have a damage meter on Jarvis)

2nd Idea/Thought: Ok, if I am about to launch, or Juggz and we launch and we get pegged by something while we are on the launcher, OR when we land on the ground. 1st thought is you got hit by something that blew up etc..but then it happens yet again! Then the person using the controller will be like.. WTF was that? Did I get hit with something. They look around and see nothing, then think nothing of it…
OK, Back on the launcher again, this time, they get hit while their ON the launcher, now their like Mutha fu$%$#%#.. and now we want to whoop their asses even more if you get what I am saying. Kind of like when your a kid, and you hit a older kid with a snow ball.. they turn around and think, did this punk just hit me? He did, and now they want to beat our young mischievous asses in a snow ball fight…..

I know your in the Beta stage so I was wondering is it possible one day that one of us, say me, lol can participate in the beta?
I just finished up working on the Little Big Planet Beta, that games rocks!! and finished the SOCOM one, now I am still doing the HOME BETA and now RESISTANCE 2 BETA.!!! oh, like my new nickname by the way..lol I am the MASTER BETA’R (LOL)

From here to eternity,
the MASTER BETA’R
Haskell

Posted on 10.13.08 23:37 PM by Hello Hello

@Travis.. Ya know, I scrolled up and nothing was their by you.. So I post my thing on here, then the PS Blog incase ay know.. I post this..I see my post, I hit refresh, and WHAMMO.. RED TYPE all over the place...lol

DUDE, you can DEFINATELY add some bouncy things to the outer perimter.. You can have giant poles in the ground, and wrap the rubbers, I mean rubber bands around them to form the circle or keep the Billboards, and wrap the bands around the base of the billboards.. hell why don't you just make 1 mumbo jumbo UBER gigantic elastic one, 10 ft high by 1000ft, and that wraps around the ENTIRE AREA..so you can advertise everything you want lol

Posted on 10.13.08 23:43 PM by Hello Hello

@Travis
You and Idol Minds took decades on AP but you seem to have found your groove now and that's great. I look forward to the Movie Lot.
PAIN is an amazing game which continues to evolve. Like an organism with it's primordial beginings (Jeff's bent mind?), each subsequent evolutionary leap improves beneficial characteristics and discards inefficient ones. Yet imperfections still exist. Some glaring.
My point: I still love DT but I'm easing slowly into AP. She's a beauty. With roadkill breath. I really like HnC. The HnC plat club is buku hard and the scores show it. I claw for 20K+ and if I get 4 teddy's my heart races. I drag my bloody knees and knuckles for 20 mins to hit #5 and it goes DING! and game ends without resetting next launch. It keeps happening. That's totally unacceptable and I can't see how it slipped by all that testing being done. It's a game killer. It's a Dodo.I really hope there's a way to fix the issue. I think it is directly linked to a sharp increase in my herbal cosumption.

Posted on 10.14.08 01:13 AM by obscured

@TRAVIS
my sexy black chick needs to be here.

Posted on 10.14.08 02:35 AM by DO2

@ Travis
Hey man, I don't want to seem upset, but you only answered 2 of my 4 questions. Here're the ones you missed:
1.) Any news on other features like a revamped replay? It'd be great with editing tools and direct-to-YouTube uploads!
2.) To 2nd Leetfoo's suggestion, could we get in-game character switching?
As for the ones you did answer, thanks & here's my response: It's great to know that VOIP is coming, can't wait! You said "...PAIN(as it is today) won't support multiple launches at the same time. However it is a big part of what we do after this." I was so mad at something that happened to me until I read that! You made my night & most likely my tommorrow! While on the topic, here's some more ideas:
1.) A tug of war mode, where 2 players have to grab each other, or a rope, and forceably Ooch your opponent past a line on your side of the field, or as close as you can after a set time.
2.) A mode where you have grab bombs or teddy bears. Launch, grab & bomb your opponents fort or something. Continued...

Posted on 10.14.08 03:37 AM by Leo Da Lyon

...Continued
@ Travis
2.) ...The winner of the fort bombing mode is the one with less damage at the end of a set time. Maybe forts can be a building, or a pyramid of cars or mayve a user created fort.
3.) This is actually my first idea in my previous post before these last 2. A mode where 4 or less players have to destroy the city and when there's nothing left or after a set time, the player with the highest score wins.

I'd really like to know what you think of my ideas. I'd be honered in fact to here your thoughts. Thanks again!

Posted on 10.14.08 03:43 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@ Travis

Are you working on the screenshot thing that 2.5 support? And if so are you making trophies out of that? It could be really cool having trophies saying "Take a picture of Jarvis hitting the giant monster rat".

Posted on 10.14.08 05:53 AM by Wackie

I like the punching fist! i remember someone suggesting that to you. i think its awesome how you are incorporating our input into the game, thnaks guys

Posted on 10.14.08 06:14 AM by Labbit

@travis
how many more psn trophies do we get with movie studio

the five new characters , u said we have seen them before buzz is 1 of the new characters then
is 1 of them the zombie character plzzzz say yes or no

u sed that premium charcaters will be $1.99 how much will they cost in europe

Posted on 10.14.08 07:05 AM by Liam

@travis
are we going 2 get 2 new paindemoniums on ap like we did in dt (block party and demolition)

Posted on 10.14.08 08:47 AM by Liam

can't wait 4 the online play, keep up the good work guys & girls. Hey, how about having a secrect place if like u earn so many points u get a bonus and it takes u to a funky place to double or triple ur points.

Posted on 10.14.08 09:13 AM by 91st-quiteman

@travis what about my double-decker bus??

Posted on 10.14.08 09:20 AM by no1rebal

the double-decker bus idea sounds good

Posted on 10.14.08 17:51 PM by Liam

@everyone LBP was delayed because muslims were offended because the song from it included words from the qur'an and your not supposed to mix words from their "holy book" in songs

Posted on 10.14.08 17:52 PM by no1rebal

@liam thank you

Posted on 10.14.08 17:53 PM by no1rebal

@ I thought this was the official pain website

Just that you've put great in detail resposes over on the playstation blog

wish we had that over here

at least youre working Smile

Posted on 10.14.08 17:57 PM by BarnsleysGreeny

Sorry i take it back thanks for info Laughing

Posted on 10.14.08 18:22 PM by BarnsleysGreeny

thats very cool that we getting new level so soon.

but the mian thing i like to know is how long till we get online muitplayer? can you at least say if its going to be this year?

Posted on 10.14.08 19:13 PM by eddieedwards

@Ron
In my opinion it's sweet revenge for your racist comments. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

@Leetfoo
Totally agree dude. On the fly character switch is a must.

@Travis
I love the glove man, love it. BUT...I can't stand the air tank. I'm sorry it's uber small and lame in my opinion. Like I said, it's gotta be bigger. I don't feel like being traumatized every time I play. I do it enough on my own. LOL.

Posted on 10.14.08 19:46 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Travis
Hey T..when your making the launcher, is it a specific mold you use?
Because I was wondering if you can actually have the launcher sideways? Then you could have us sitting on a seat, and what we pull back is:
1- A giant sized Baseball bat! The more we pull it back, the harder the swing....or

2- You could do the same with a Golf club driver, hell maybe even a Iron so we can get higher on launch, and our character is sitting on a golf Tee! ....or

3- A Cricket stick swings on a downward path and wacks ,us from behind...or

4- A giant foot as the launcher, and we are sitting on top of a football kickoff placeholder.

Thanks again for answering my questions, especially about the size of the Studio, and also how many areas will pay homages to movies of the past.

A "Food of the Gods" movie spoof would be cool. If you, or if anyone else who never saw it, this white liquidy stuff oozes from a rock or some crap, and it actually turns animals and insects like 100x their natural size. Rats the size of Volkswagons, bees the size of,...of...well really friggan big..a 6 foot tall chicken!!

Haskell

Posted on 10.14.08 20:21 PM by Hello Hello

@ FurrQue & Mercury_PDX
Actually, I don't remember Everybody Golfs. I honestly didn't even know that PS1 had online or is that a type-o? When you said the name of the game I was reminded of this golfing game on the PS2 that came with a gold club, am I right? Anyhow, I agree that the trash talking could get annoying and what Mercury_PDX said that there should be a mute option. Honestly, when I was writing that comment, I was imagining myself with friends that I actually know from like school or work, not strangers because we trash talk each other playing offline and it's hilarious! Well obviously you read my post. So besides what I already know, what did you think of the rest of my ideas?

Posted on 10.14.08 20:48 PM by Leo Da Lyon

@Travis
I pitched this idea awhile ago before AP was released and you said to wait till after AP was released because of the water or whatever. So here is my idea again restated a little more clearly this time.

An island, harbor or peninsula level with water on at least 1 boundary depending on the locale. If you landed in the water you would sink and it would end your launch. It would make it very crucial to avoid edges of the level. It never has been a big deal how far out you went on pain before. On downtown you could count on a car or explosive to bring you back and in AP there were just walls and vents. It would add more of a challenge to keep your run going. You could also have something like a boat with explosive crates and other stuff to bump up your multiplier out in the middle of the water, and you could try to land on the boat and hit the explosives and come back to the island. It would be risky since if you messed up you would hit the water and end your launch, but if you made it it would significantly boost your score.

Also what about a volcano for a launcher? It would be perfect for an island level. Stick the volcano in the center and you can launch out of it in 360 degrees, but the only thing is you have to launch at a more vertical angle. It would have a much different feel to it then the other launchers. And if it was on an island with the water like I mentioned before then you would have to be careful how you launched and try to bring yourself back away from the edge of the island.

Posted on 10.14.08 22:32 PM by WhiteFang

@ travis
Hi there! Haven't been writing an awful lot here for a while, but been reading about daily.
Just want to say that I am very happy with the amusement park - very great job, guys - and I'm totally hyped for the movie studio.

One thing: I posted this on "On the way to the Amusement Park" before and you said you'd give it a thought (maybe for Painlabs?). I'll just repeat it, in case you guys forgot about it. So here's my idea: Well, I had so much fun achieving the trophies connected to Dick's balls and the box tower, that I thought of something. A kind of superhero mini game. I imagine a lot of stuff falling from the sky or out of a window or anything, bikes, boxes, traffic signs, etc and once in a while a random person like granny, the mime or the bikini girl. Now it would be the player's task to watch out for a person to fall and then launch at him/her, avoiding the other obstacles, grabbing the person in need and throwing him/her into a safety net somewhere behind the "turrent of trash", then launch again for the next person. For each saved victim, time would be added - perhaps even a different amount of time for different people, so the player would have to decide wisely whom to save when two or three people fall at the same time.
Hum, or the player would gain points for saving people and increase time by saving some other thing that occasionally drops, so there would be two aims to watch out for.

Heh, this mini-game would go well with a kind of superhero caricature to launch, as other posters mentioned before.

So, what do you guys think?
Thanks for the attention. I know that it's impossible to let unlimited things fall out of some space hole, but I really think it would be a nice thing to have a mode in which the objective is to spot and grab something out of a pile of flying things.
Smile

Posted on 10.14.08 22:57 PM by trash--observer

@ WhiteFang
Haha, both of us remember and post our old ideas almost at the same time, heh? Way to go!

Posted on 10.14.08 22:59 PM by trash--observer

when will this come out plz tell us at least tell us which week in novemeber

Posted on 10.14.08 23:03 PM by sidekick101

@trash--
lol

Posted on 10.14.08 23:08 PM by WhiteFang

@ Travis
T, when I mentioned how it would be cool, if you placed things farther out on the LAB landscape, I did not mean that it has to be ALL TNT. I did say if while we are on the launcher you could see something way out yonder, it was a black speck.
Now IF by chance you got blown up, ricocheted, flung outwards etc., there could be anything you want out there. A TNT bear/box could be used, but not for all the items if you know what I mean. A car..mailbox..a mime..fire hydrant etc. is all good. If too much tnt screws up the game via lag, or other, then of course don't use it.
Sorry if what I said confused you as I did not mean to lead you to that conclusion. My bad, I should have been clearer on that.

And that idea is SEPERATE from the idea I pitched regarding the outer perimeter that encompasses the main game area.

Haskell

Posted on 10.14.08 23:41 PM by Hello Hello

@Haskell: I will make sure Dave Walsh reads your post. He’s the lead designer. That is a decent idea. Good launcher ideas as well. We are already working on designs for the next one.

@Obscured: I will test that. I hope you are not running out of time or something. We will see.

@DO2: Before it’s all done we will have a sexy black woman in PAIN. Aiight?

@Leo: Replay is coming and it’s good. I will say more about it soon after Movie Studio ships. Those ideas you have are really cool too Leo and they are a ways away for us but trust me once we do multiple launches at once it takes PAIN to another level. Chances are by the time you see it you will forget we had this conversation, but we are working on that.

@Wackie… that idea is cool I am not sure we have the time to do that screenshot deal but I REALLY REALLY like that idea. I will see what I can do with that.

@Labbit: Why just build your ideas when you have so much willing help from everyone else? That’s not smart.

@Liam: No more PAINdemonium levels in AP. We are on to the next area. There are 3 of these areas in the Movie Studio.

@Juggs: It’s a fake movie set what do you want from my life? LOL

@White Fang: I could see your level for a PAINLabs level but it doesn’t seem to have enough moving parts to keep you moving in that area naturally. It seems like it would look nice though. How would you adjust the force of a launch with a volcano?

@TrashObserver: I REALLY REALLY like that idea. I am going to take that one to the team. That sounds like fun. Gimme some time to think about that one. It has a lot of promise.

@Sidekick: EARLY November. How’s that. Before Thanksgiving.

Posted on 10.15.08 00:49 AM by travis williams

@anyone when is thanksgiving?
@travis what about my bus?

Posted on 10.15.08 01:01 AM by no1rebal

@travis also is my idea of having a desk environment possible with a mini launcher on a desk and there is a keyboard which you can rip the keys of (not all of them just leave some that you cant rip off so it spells a dirty word) a pencil pot with pens and pencils that you can grab and throw, some screwd up pieces of paper that you can grab and throw into a basket/bin at the other side of the room (kinda like dicks balls) and possibly some other stuff you might have on a desk (mobile phone, keys, plant ect...)
please reply about both ideas.

Posted on 10.15.08 01:06 AM by no1rebal

the launcher could be an elastic band (kinda like downtown) and you could have rubbers/erasers that you bounce off.
the possibilities are endless

Posted on 10.15.08 01:10 AM by no1rebal

oh and a CD you can throw and some paper clips and a stapler and a coffee mug and the actual computer is on the desk and when you launch at the button the cd bit opens and there is a CD in there that you could throw and the mouse for the computer that you can throw and when you hit it the image on the screen turns from a blank screen to the home page of this site and a picture frame with a pic of travis and coke in it and a mini desk fan that is stationary but instead of buttons on it there is a switch (like in abusement park) that turns it on and a little stress toy on the desk and a MEMO which says something to the pain team like "do not reveal any info about the next environment"
sorry about all of these posts but there is soooooooo much you can do with this travis PLEASE reply.

Posted on 10.15.08 01:22 AM by no1rebal

@ Travis

Thanks moppa. I need to start making my posts in numbers/classes or some thing, cause I put so many ideas out their, I sometimes don't know which idea your talking about! LOL But that's cool though, give them ALL to Dave and telll Dave I said Hello!

And I still want a character that mocks the hell of of you..taunting you for getting a low score when you launch, etc.

Travis, for the online multiplayer, maybe you can incorporate the multi player launches from other players like they do in the new Tiger Woods 09 gold game?
It used to be when I would play a round verus someone, I knew the player was up, but had no clue where his ball went, until it was hit shot again. BUT Now when you go online, you can go against 4 other players, and this year they added something to it.

They added the balls directional PATH which is now indictated and shown on my TV screen in a Blue, Green, Yellow or Red line.

Say Player 1's ball is indicated by a Blue line. He uses his driver and hits his ball, now that Blue line appears on my TV, and shows me the exact path and trajectory of his shot, so I can see where his ball went.
And when the 2nd player goes, say his color is Green, then a Green line will appear and shows me his path and trajectory of his drive, and so on. So if someone hits it into the trees, you see the red line from the Tee Box in a high arc and it goes into the trees.

Maybe instead of showing the actual launches, you can incorporate that instead or something like that. I know it would be better actually seeing them bounce, hit, slam into everything during their launch.
But if you were able to have that Colored tracking line for that player during their launch, the other online players would see where they went, or what they hit. So if he hits the rocks, then the pirate ship, which throws him into the air and lands in another ride, the other online players would see that persons lanuch via the tracer line.
The Blue line going from the launcher, into the rocks, then over to the pirate ship, the line goes in a upwards arc over to the other ride etc.. the line continues exactly where that player is going, or went.

I know it sounds kinda weak.. but i'd rather see their lines of impact whatever, then absolutley nothing.

Posted on 10.15.08 01:46 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis
For moving parts you could make it a military base on an island. That should give you plenty of stuff to have moving around as well as explosives.

For the volcano you would adjust force normally it just wouldn't be something visible. Just the whatever its called that shows your trajectory.

Posted on 10.15.08 01:47 AM by WhiteFang

@no1rebal- third tursday of november

Posted on 10.15.08 02:02 AM by just_john

@Travis..
Yeah I know ..HE'S BACK.....

Had a flash brain storm just happen. No I NEVER took acid, but I did love smokin a nice fat blunt back when..lol.OK

What about an enviorment OR game mode which is a TEAM event. I am not talking about the Olympics idea. Oh no.. and I think it would totally be cool.

Their are 2 teams, 1 on each side of the arena/game zone/ etc. Say 5 on 5 for now.
2 thoughts here:
1st- You have something in the middle between us, and the idea is too take out or blow the snot out of em. Certain things in that central area and the 1st team to take everything out, wins. Even have higher point totals for certain items.
You could even do it this way. Have the other teams RED Teddy Bears hanging from something, or placed somewhere, but on OUR side, and our Blue Teddy bears on their side of the area. Our task is too get our bears back.
We launch grab it, and have to ooch our way towards a goal, or make us throw it in a goal which is on their side or point area. That goal is protected by certain obstacles that you have to ooch around so to speak in order to score. ((Which would be sweet as hell, if we could grab the mime and whip him with extreme force into the goal)

Thought 2:
Same thing, 2 teams, on each side.
Now you could have each player launch one time, and it bounces back and forth between your teammates.
I launch myself and take out a bunch of things, and everyone on my team watches my launch. When it is over, the next guy goes and I watch his launch on my screen and so on. So their are no 2 launches at the same time, and everyone not in the launch can see what is happening.
As we are watching our teamates launch, we can see what things they knocked out/took out/blew up,etc., so when it's someone elses turn, they don't hit, or they don't go after what was already taken out of you get my drift.
Kind of like a game I can't remember lol..not a dodgeball game,(which is another thought) or capture the flag, in a way.

Haskell

Posted on 10.15.08 02:23 AM by Hello Hello

@hello hello you could have it kinda like worms where you launch and throw explosives at the other teams launchers and if your launcher takes too much damage your out.

Posted on 10.15.08 02:32 AM by no1rebal

the movie studio thing is great!!!!!! that was one of my idea's!!!!!! I'm sure other people thought of it,but so did I !!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!! I'm a big movie watcher; so I really excited about that environment !!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.15.08 03:02 AM by oldschoolfool

Reb,
I posed an idea a few months ago, it may have been around the time I put in the Jenga type game idea, where when the character launches, he grabbed the Mime, or TNT Box, and whipped the SOB at and through the Jenga wall..But it was more based around defending your turf, where you have to knock out the other players stuff 1st...

did you ever play Atari?
1 game = "WARLORD"

4 corner boxes, gotta destroy em all... it was fun, had a lot of fun games then, my favorite was Yars Revenge!

Oh and even though it's not my fault, well partially is in a manner of speaking, but, sorry bout the whole BETA thing lol

The Master BETA'R.
Haskell

Posted on 10.15.08 03:03 AM by Hello Hello

I'm really excited about that environment !!!!!!!! typo!!!!!!

Posted on 10.15.08 03:04 AM by oldschoolfool

@hello hello its k i was (and still am) jealous.lol. what do you think of my bus and desk idea?

Posted on 10.15.08 03:09 AM by no1rebal

@Travis and crew...

Defender is an awesome lab... i like it a lot. It's pretty hard, but a lot of fun. Great JEEOORRB!

Posted on 10.15.08 03:24 AM by Jimothy24

lol at "the good the sad and the fugly" check the latest screen shot and look closely at the sign in the backround near the titanic

Posted on 10.15.08 03:41 AM by no1rebal

@travis- is darts being released at the same time as movie studio?

Posted on 10.15.08 04:13 AM by just_john

@ Travis,

Launcher Ideas continued:
A Pin Ball Machine thingy..lol..been ten minutes and i'm still drawing a blank on it's actual name..lol
Pull it back, then sha-boing

Fooseball Player Launcher:
We see the side angle of the "Fools"ball Soccer Player guy, and we can launch him by using the joystick and pulling it back as usual, and we see the Foose Player on the Metal Rod rotate upwards, and if you wanna get technical, make us have to do a circular motion, like when your trying to shoot the ball, do a 360 stick turn, whack the ball, in the case, whack the character.

Pool cue of course.

Bow and Arrow!! Load of Jarvis sideways, or laying on his side.. pull back the Jarrow (ol) and FIRE..

Old style Battle Canon from the Cival War
or from the ships back in the day.

Roman candle I still love.. out comes Jarvis in a puff of red, blue, yellow smoke

@Reb
Personal opinion: It's ok, but their's no action on a desk table. A lot of items, but that's it. Your the one causing the action.

Have you ever played the Army Men video game? Your the little tiny Army man figure and everything else is life size, it reminds me of that.

Haskell

Posted on 10.15.08 04:22 AM by Hello Hello

@Haskel - It's called a plunger.

Posted on 10.15.08 04:50 AM by TonyB

Whats up on some Tennis? Launch character over a giant net and smack him back and forth with pimpslaps.... multiplayer mini-game? Dunno... Maybe Pain Olympics... 100 meter pimp slap.... Shot put... Jarvis Throw... "Shots In The Junk" slolum...

Posted on 10.15.08 06:21 AM by ShirtNinja

@ Travis
Hey man, glad to know that the Movie Lot is comming early November and that the replay editor news will be soon after! I'm glad you think that my ideas are cool, I feel all tingly inside! Damn, a long ways away from now, huh? Trust me, when you start mentioning multiple launchers and specific modes for multiple launchers, I'll remember this day! I'll be sending you a post with a buch of "I love you Travis!" in it! Damn, what is it now-a-days? Does LBP have everyone in the spirit of creativity or what? I didn't even get the beta and I am!

Posted on 10.15.08 11:09 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@Travis

Premium characters? Uh oh, my wallet is crying already! Okay question time. Will Sackgirl be an unlockable extra costume for Sackboy? Will PAIN every be elegible for a Platinum Trophy? With this next addition the game will cost more than Wipeout HD which has one. Will the next PlayStation Store update have the new PAIN area video available for download? I've been holding off checking it out on the website in order to first experience it in HD, if possible.

Posted on 10.15.08 11:23 AM by pick-e

Sup Travis?

Good stuff! Like a breath of fresh air coming onto this forum for the first time in a while... the forum was turning into a stagnant fart, with no febreez on hand.

Quick question. My birthday's 11/8, my daughter's birthday is 11/10. I'm sure nothing would satisfy the fam more than a release around that time. We can look back on her 4th birthday and reminisce about how she launched Britney Spears into an alien and blew up the Tetanus.

Let me know Smile

Posted on 10.15.08 12:42 PM by deadhead19420

Its got to be released before november 20th

No Pressure travis lol

@travis
Is onliine play coming out with darts and the'other' multiplayer mode (that u wont mention)?
Is online Play going to come out before christmas

Posted on 10.15.08 13:27 PM by Liam

Why not making a racing mode? You know, like going through various "checkpoints" (Grannys, boxes, lamps etc.) to reach the final target. In multiplayer, the player who can make it faster wins!

Posted on 10.15.08 15:08 PM by KingDragunov

waaaahhhhhhooooo lol
just got in ma first plat club
spank the monkey

next up FWE

Posted on 10.15.08 16:08 PM by Liam

Looks great Smile, Looking forward to play the new scene Smile. The game needs a "Save replay" funktion Smile

Posted on 10.15.08 16:41 PM by Daniel

oops, Function* sorry :/

Posted on 10.15.08 16:41 PM by Daniel

im finally interested in pain again !!!!!!

Posted on 10.15.08 17:25 PM by TheTinselTot

these 3 areas/paindemoniums, are they variations like aftermath . or scenes like the western and the roman?

Posted on 10.15.08 17:50 PM by TheTinselTot

@Trash
Hell yeah, that's a great idea. Anything to do with tossing is hella fresh in my book.

@Travis
Uhh, Maybe what you said makes sense, but I just can't comprehend what it means. I'm so confused.

@Mortal
My son just turned 1 last week, and has now learned to launch and pose. He might give your son a run for his money in a year or 2.

@Pain Team
This new PainLab is by far the best yet in my opinion. Not only is it fun, but the replays are even funnier. I hope to god a mode somewhat like this is in the works cause it's great.

Posted on 10.15.08 18:10 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

hey Travis post some Japanese media!

would love to see Jarvis Japanese Voice Smile

Posted on 10.15.08 19:46 PM by Captain_Fury

how about a golf course area?

you could have golf caddys driving around.
crazy golf in it, lots of golfers walking around. a driving range. you could get loads

Posted on 10.15.08 21:57 PM by Dunk_13

@Everyone: No release dates! However, I think it’s sooner than people expect. That’s all I will say. We are in test now. I said before thanksgiving. Like I said before I am not giving out street dates until I am positive now. After the way you guys came at me with torches and pitchforks when I was a week later than my estimate with AP.

@Liam: Yes Darts is one of the online modes but you can also play it locally with another person. My goal is to have them done before years end so yes sir you are correct about that. After we finish the Movie Studio the test team goes right into test with all the online play. It’s been a hectic few months. I will tell you that the other online mode we have in test is something that has been suggested here quite a few times from people. After playing said mode I can say that without reservation it’s my favorite multiplayer PAIN game. Before that it was (in order) Bowling, FWE, Call Da Shot.. now the new mode is my favorite. I actually can’t wait to make a movie out of it.

@King: We are working on a “race mode” but trust me it’s a race mode that could only happen in PAIN. It’s awesome.

@TinselTot: Welcome back PADNUH! Huzzah. They are variations much like Aftermath.

@Deadhead: Nice try. I’m not saying. *whistling* But it’s cool to have your birthday close to your moms. My Mother was born on 12/10 and I was born on 12/16 (My lady’s birthday is also 12/16). So happy birthday in advance.

@CaptainFury: We won’t localize the voices. Just the text.

@Haskell: Yes, I read them all and printed them out. I will look through all of them to see what makes sense in the time I have.

Posted on 10.16.08 05:46 AM by travis williams

What about a make your own level in pain lab and share it with friends?

Posted on 10.16.08 06:09 AM by Trevor

my Bday is 12/16 to!

Posted on 10.16.08 06:11 AM by Trevor

@travis
and i cant wait to see it lol
thats brill news that online play will be in test soon cant wait

just got to 12th in plat club stm
sooo whos first qb2r ohhhh how much he got 683
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i give up lol

Posted on 10.16.08 06:32 AM by Liam

"My Mother was born on 12/10"

That's my birthday. Where's my multiplayer?

Posted on 10.16.08 06:45 AM by XxBigP123xX

instead of the big billboards advertising in the movie lot , how bout tv's playing movie clips of pain

i found this quite funny but in the amusement park , y does it advertise the amusement park lol

Posted on 10.16.08 06:55 AM by Liam

@ Travis
Man, it seems as if your short staffed or something. Is it just one team working on every project? Maybe you should recruit some of us as a second team to do testing on other stuff. I am job hunting and would love to help keep PAIN one of the best PSN games ever!

Posted on 10.16.08 07:19 AM by Leo Da Lyon

Great work guys! Keep it up!
I can't wait for the online multiplayer to come out.

Posted on 10.16.08 07:36 AM by SpidarX

@travis can we please have online leaderboards for all 3 paindemoniums in the movie lot

Posted on 10.16.08 07:47 AM by Liam

@ Travis,
Good morning T, Happy Football Sunday!
Well, if your a football fan.
Who's your favorite team if so?

I woke up late after playing roughly 13 hours of Resistance 2 last night/this morning...needless to say, i'm frazzled..it's a good thing I only have 14 fantasy teams to look after..doh!

If ya need me to, which I doubt, but I'll be more then happy to send you in a reem of paper, I mean, I owe ya at least that much ok, lol.

These questions are multi-faceted within each other.

1- I saw you mention that some iconic characters, like Sackboy, will make an appearance in the PAIN Movie Studio.

Now if so,
1a-Will they be purchasable or just in the game like the mascots in A.Park?

2-And with those certain iconic characters, will they be available to us to buy for the Movie Studio or for the future releases?

Haskell..
and something is coming so keep out the printing paper.lol

Posted on 10.16.08 08:22 AM by Hello Hello

@travis, why do you hate me? Cry

bus??
desk??

Posted on 10.16.08 08:22 AM by no1rebal

@Travis, continued..

PART 1

get the paper ready and make sure the printers got ink LOL

We now have a boat load of characters in PAIN that we can own. Now most of us buy all of them just so we can have them.

But Travis, as a business, you hope you get customers like me who just buy everything in sight, right? Of course. You want to maximize your earnings anyway possible.
But you can't do that if you also have people who will not buy all the characters as they see no need to buy basically the same character over and over again.
The only difference is their outer shell(guy/girl) and their vocal sayings.

But if you want more people to buy more characters, then I gotta put it out their once again and seen it by a couple of others as well in a round about way.

Have you ever thought of creating a character/s that actually have special abilities? That way different characters can have different and/or special abilities that help, or hinder them.

Or more realistically,

How about even making each one react according to their own characteristics?

-Hung Lo would be faster, lighter, but wouldn't cause as much damage because of how light he is, but he could soar higher to reach hard to get places.
So maybe he soars higher then...

-Kenny, who is big and slow, but wouldn't go as high, or as far as Hing Lo, but he would do a lot of damage landing into things as he is strong as well.
If he had special abilities, his cape would make him fly better.

-Scurv Dog is also small, and light, but a tough SOB so he would do a little more damage then Hung Lo, but with his hook, he now has a stronger grab because of it.

-Jarvis is the token average character who can go far on the launch, has good grabbing skills, and does a average amount of damage upon impact.

I know it would take a little more undertaking figuring out what each character can do, or what they should do based on their size, or special ability.

If it did work out, then that opens up possibilities GALORE for you in the sales area but also in the Trophies area and now you have all of us playing PAIN more then usual as now you have multiple options in EVERYTHING.

1st, it would make you choose who you wanted for each environment or for each side game(Toss, Horse, Crates, FWE, Spank etc).

I may pick Kenny for Mime toss as he doesn't go far on his launch, but he's strong, so he would toss them far, etc.

Haskell

Posted on 10.16.08 08:48 AM by Hello Hello

Continued..
PART 2 of the money making and optimizing earnings potential..

Trophies:
If you continue from where I left off..

If it did work out, then that opens up possibilities GALORE for you in the sales area. But also in the Trophies area and now you have all of us playing PAIN more then usual as now you have multiple options in EVERYTHING.

Have you ever thought of having Trophies for EACH character and for EACH game in PAIN.

So I get all 4 of the trophies available using Jarvis in Mime Toss and for each difficulty. Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum.
and earn the 20 trophies available to be won. Cool.
Now if you applied that too each character?

Now you take those 20 trophies for each of those 5 games that can be won, and multiply that by the 10 characters you have in PAIN, you now have a total of 200 trophies to earn in TOTAL for every single character in PAIN in each of those 5 games alone.

Not including of course the trophies for the main environment like A.Park, Downtown, or for the Studio.

Could it be overkill.. ABSOLUTELY..LOL
But it is still viable

From here to eternity.. and then some today,
the MASTER BETA'R,
HASKELL

Posted on 10.16.08 09:20 AM by Hello Hello

So a Democracy eh??
well guys ....
I got some votes .

1 see previous posts by yours truly
2 sony characters
3 angels and devils
4 A rock show

Posted on 10.16.08 10:58 AM by Jebus13

Looking forward to it!!!! Hope the movie studio has a good deal of chain reation type destruction like downtown.

Posted on 10.16.08 12:15 PM by Bipolr

@Travis
Thanks - regarding HnC platinum club. It specifically happens when no time left. You're ooching along and you pluck the target bear and then 'Ding' it gives you 60 secs. About 3 seconds tic off while the screen resets but instead of sitting in launcher it goes to end game results screen.

Whereby my Pavlovian response to hearing 'Ding' used to be a smug smile and inner peace, said 'Ding' now only conjures a twisted one-eyed grimace as happiness and shear dread combine in a convulsion of facial horror. This happen to anyone else? I can't be the only one. Something to look into Travis. Thanks again.

Posted on 10.16.08 12:23 PM by obscured

@Travis

What about a jungle level or a Create a character?

Posted on 10.16.08 12:56 PM by Trevor

On the Bday note:

Myself, Decemeber 7th, 1972
and
my late father was December 16th, 1938

Posted on 10.16.08 13:36 PM by Hello Hello

There is a slight glitch with physics on the bricks in the latest PAINlabs, Defender. If you hit all the bottom bricks out first, in a stack, the others above just float there. Nothing big but just thought it was worth mentioning. Smile
Keep up the great work, and I look forward to the new area! Laughing

Posted on 10.16.08 13:48 PM by stlthriot

My Mom's B-day is the day before mine. It's great for me because there is no way her b-day could ever slip my mind, and great for her because let's face it... What could be a better b-day present than me???

Posted on 10.16.08 15:09 PM by TonyB

Great news. I feel like the lifetime of PAIN will continue on forever, the way you guys keep adding on. I'm really impressed with the amount of work you guys have been up to this year. Keep it coming!

Posted on 10.16.08 16:37 PM by TheRagnarok

@Travis: Cool, my wife and I share the same birthday as well, 12/8, makes it very easy to remember Smile Also, to me it actually makes that day more special than our anniversary.

Defender is awesome, that could so be a cool mode. My only beef with it is that if you take the first guy and tackle him in front of you the rest of them just fall over him, they should walk around so it's harder. I like that one of the women run in a different direction though, it makes her a hard target once she gets far away. In a final game you could have it so that you only have a certain amount of launches(and then some way to refill launches, like, you get a new launch for every tackle) and you lose launches if someone manages to escape. That would make an awesome mode.

Posted on 10.16.08 19:28 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Travis / obscured
Same here with Hot&Cold - though only every now & then. Only seems to be happening in plat club version of game.
H&C really seems to bake the PS3 too (ironic!) - the fan is always on top speed when playing
Talking of 'fans', the fans in the downtown building site dont blow anymore in FWE plat club - or did they ever blow?
Im sure they did used to..

Travis, did you ever take a look at 'monkey target' from super monkey ball 1?
I think I missed the outcome from this old'ish topic - If you've seen it playing, I would like to know what you thought - personally, I really liked it. Simple, fun & different each time - thats what made it a good game.

Anyway, nuff jibbering from me,
peace all - except you smithy5000, ya muppet!
Laughing
(Will thrash you later at any Tekken - you know im the boss..)

Posted on 10.16.08 22:28 PM by FurrQue

@Travis
My mom actually had me on her 20th birthday. 2-10-82.

Posted on 10.17.08 01:10 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

And my sons birthday is exactly 2 months after his mommas.

Posted on 10.17.08 01:12 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggz: Ah, 82, great year Tong

@Travis: Any word on in-game character change, and trophy view?

How about sixaxis support?

Posted on 10.17.08 01:55 AM by KnizzleHizzle

just bring sumthin old up. i still dont hav d-town destruction , even though i have 2 mil club. sorry about whining its just really annoying.

Posted on 10.17.08 02:37 AM by TheTinselTot

Is anybody else having problems with the new PAINlabs because I can't get onto it. My internet connectivity is all normal as I have signed into the playstation network but every time it tries to update it says that it can't. Why!!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.17.08 02:42 AM by PGibby

OK, I know the ninja pwn trophy has been mentioned tons of times in last post, but did any of the bugs ever solidify? I have gone through and hit every ninja in the 18 different modes (including plat) three times and have yet to unlock it. there is only one that I cannot re-verify because my character always passes right through it and that is the one in the volcano tunnel. I did read on one board that you cannot reset (select button) before hitting it. I will try this when I get home but can anyone let me know if they know for sure? Thanks, this is my last trophy! Well, online anyway...

@Travis-Defender is a good example of the floating objects you can often get in downtown. If you knock out the bottom cinderblocks all of the ones above it will not fall and just float in the air. This effect would drive me nuts on downtown levels.

Posted on 10.17.08 02:49 AM by OneButton

How about a trailer park vs. suburbs theme? One half is a trailer park while the other is the suburbs. There could even be feuding suits against overalls.

Posted on 10.17.08 02:56 AM by OneButton

@KnizzleHizzle yeah that would be good multiplayer too so whoever tackles most people with a curtain amount of launches. and also you could have PIMP SLAP.

Posted on 10.17.08 03:04 AM by no1rebal

esseker

Posted on 10.17.08 03:12 AM by TheTinselTot

TheTinselTot, lol, that is one poop movie!
Kept thinking I was watching '24' - haha

Posted on 10.17.08 03:32 AM by FurrQue

so there are six new characters coming with movie studios?
also i think that a junkyard would be an great idea for a new level because i think you could make it amazing so please think about it?

Posted on 10.17.08 03:34 AM by shooter_101

@furrque
awesome movie

Posted on 10.17.08 03:50 AM by TheTinselTot

TheTinselTot, really?
It never 'clicked' with me - I did enjoy the exploding nun though.
Never EVER thought I'd type the words - "Expoding Nun"
Was worth watching for that alone!

Posted on 10.17.08 04:11 AM by FurrQue

expoding?
errr.. yeah that & all, lol

Posted on 10.17.08 04:12 AM by FurrQue

@mortal im only 6 monkeys behind u in plat club lol

Posted on 10.17.08 04:20 AM by Liam

@furrque
i wish i could pull my ja2 off, itd be good for parties!

Posted on 10.17.08 04:33 AM by TheTinselTot

TheTinselTot
lol, imagine gathering folks round to see your new trick!
"Hey everyone, watch this"...... RIP!

Posted on 10.17.08 04:39 AM by FurrQue

@furrque
followed by screams and terror as i do my trick for the first and last time

Posted on 10.17.08 04:41 AM by TheTinselTot

@furrque do u mean RIP as in tear or rest in piece?

Posted on 10.17.08 04:42 AM by TheTinselTot

TheTinselTot
I did mean RIP as tear, but RIP seems fitting both ways!

Posted on 10.17.08 05:10 AM by FurrQue

How do you guys make your movies? play the replays over and over again from different angles, with a webcam? Video camera?

Posted on 10.17.08 05:33 AM by Hello Hello

@Everyone

Newest Lab vid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOOl73gcr8A

@Haskell

Yes, sometimes replay same run at diff angles with a digi-vid-cam and edit together with Windows Movie Maker.

Posted on 10.17.08 06:22 AM by MoltenKevlar

@Travis

I never heard back about my idea concerning the green-shirt-wearing-thermonuclear-bear. Clap me on the shoulder or punch me in the face...

Posted on 10.17.08 06:33 AM by MoltenKevlar

@travis we also NEED crypto from destroy all humans as a launchable character. that would totally kick ass. is this possible one day?
please reply regarding: bus; desk and crypto.

Posted on 10.17.08 08:17 AM by no1rebal

@hello hello you said about lack of action on a desk and i agree but i was thinking you could have micro machine cars driving around maybe and possibly mice. the geniuses at PAIN will think of something

Posted on 10.17.08 09:23 AM by no1rebal

@no1rebal

Think big dude... shrink the whole level down.

1- Giant hands sweeping at you like your a fly or something.

2- Actually giant flies around a trashcan. We havent seen anything like that before.

3- A percolating giant coffee machine to spill over.

4- A plate of donuts like on the roofs in DT.

5- Roaches baby.... roaches.

Posted on 10.17.08 09:28 AM by MoltenKevlar

@molten that would be awesome, especially the hands, they could randomly swing and if your unlucky you get caught in the middle of a really great run. i still like the idea of a desk fan with a seitch (like uncle jimmy switches) instead of buttons and screwed up paper is a must.

Posted on 10.17.08 09:34 AM by no1rebal

@no1rebal

Hell yeah with the fan, even have ribbons on the grill of it like weirdos do sometimes and have it so that hanging onto one for 5 sec gives an in-game trophy... call it "Blow on the Job"

Posted on 10.17.08 09:47 AM by MoltenKevlar

HELP! HELP! HELP!
I just downloaded the expansion pack and I DON'T have the game HORSE or the game BOWLING. It tells me to re-download the game, so I did and still the same error!!!!

Posted on 10.17.08 20:53 PM by My_Katamari

@My_Katamari, they are only in Downtown, multiplayer.

Posted on 10.17.08 21:00 PM by srart

Continuing with my HELP! .. in the the DOWNTOWN section I have MIME TOSS, SPANK THE MONKEY and FUN WITH EXPLOSIVES,.,,, When i hit X on *FUN WITH EXPLOSIVES* it tells me to re-download the content, I did and still does not work. I DON"T HAVE THE GAME HORSE or BOWLING.

For the Amusement park i have HOT and COLD, and CLOWN TOSS...

I am Sure I didn;'t get what I paid for!!!!

!!! HELP!!!

Posted on 10.17.08 21:02 PM by My_Katamari

*** O GOT IT!!! I see they are ONLY multiplayer games... I wish that the bowling game could be played with ONE controller, because that is all I have!!! I can play fun with explosives and horse with ONE controller but not bowling..why is that>????

Posted on 10.17.08 21:13 PM by My_Katamari

because the other player is supposed to be able to mess with you. You can do the swap controller every turn though. FWE single player is a download for free on PSN, go to games and pain, it has the characters and fwe in it's sub menu.

Posted on 10.17.08 22:01 PM by srart

Just to clarify with the sixaxis support thing, I kinda forgot to explain what I meant: I know it's used for super ooch but I was thinking more for future modes, like in multiplayer the other players can control something using sixaxis, like, for inteference or something. I simple version of this would be if you shoot your character at a hole in a wall of some kind and the aim is to get through the hole. The other player should then try to move the hole using sixaxis to screw up the launch. or it could be a hole with a fan in it and rotating the sixaxis would rotate the fan, that way one could try to knock out the other player. That fan would need three or four wings though.

Anyway, I suck at this coming up with ideas thing, I just think that sixaxis is under-used, it's tremendous fun in multiplayer when you have friends over. There's a reason the Wii is selling so well and it's not the graphics, the console or common sense, it's the controller.

Posted on 10.18.08 02:58 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@KnizzleHizzle

The reason why the Sixaxis gets underused is because rarely has a developer used it extensively in a way that works well. I turned it off in Warhawk, it crippled Lair, flOw was OK, and Go! Sports Ski and Skydiving are decent, but it could be better.

The best uses I have seen are Uncharted's balancing technique, shaking off enemies in Resistance, making Sackboy look around in LBP, and powering up a Super Ooch in PAIN. High Velocity Bowling does well, but I wish the spin control had been different.

As for the Wii, let's just say that if I have an option to use the Gamecube Wavebird I do, because it works better. Hopefully Motion Plus will change that.

Posted on 10.18.08 08:42 AM by FoolKiller79

@travis
how about colour changer for the characters? less work than a creator, but you would still be able to add a personal touch

Posted on 10.18.08 09:41 AM by TheTinselTot

anyone else annoyed about LBPs delay? i was lucky enough to be in the beta, now i have to wait like a simpleton! (jokes)

Posted on 10.18.08 09:43 AM by TheTinselTot

@MoltenKevlar we make an awesome team dude. the ribbons on the grill would be awesome and you could have a second switch on the fan which makes it move up and down so it starts facing towards you and when you hit the switch it slowly rotates vertically. this is hard to explain an a computer. so it starts facing up and then slowly moves so it is vertical. and you could have half of the grill missing so you can grab onto it like in the AP. and the plate of donuts

Posted on 10.18.08 10:57 AM by no1rebal

sorry i didnt mean to post that cont..
and the plate of doughnuts would be great and when you throw them they break into a few peices. any other ideas?

Posted on 10.18.08 10:59 AM by no1rebal

@ All.. MUST READ
By the way, I just saw this on Gamespot.com.. This is a new and updated version of Sony's PSN privacy policies and crap, that now Sony can use your created content any way they choose, with no payments too you, AND that YOU MAY NOT, NOT TELL ANYONE YOUR REAL NAME AND much much MORE.
Here is the link, and when you read it, scroll down below and read some of the comments by fellow gamers..

www.gamespot.com/.../6199672.html

Posted on 10.18.08 11:03 AM by Hello Hello

@hello hello they are some STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! WTF is their problem?

Posted on 10.18.08 11:50 AM by no1rebal


Hi everyone, got some character ideas. Inspired by what Hello Hello put forward earlier, I got thinking how you could give future characters unique twists but still give them the same properties as each other (sorta) :-

* Lunatic - Would start off in the launcher with arms strapped behind his back in a straight-jacket. This would mean initialy he could not grab (unique twist), however during his ooching and exploding around the environment should he get a specific injury ie back, his arms would become free. This now enables him to grab, but with the added bonus that the straps which once restricted him now act as elongated hands so he can grab things further afield.

* Zombie - Because of his partialy decomposed state the Zombie's limbs are a bit delicate and would be prone to dropping off. Therefore during the game specific injuries to his arms or legs would result in them coming detached meaning eventualy he might not be able to grab at all. However as these limbs are removed his physical attributes change ending with him controlling like Hung-Lo when finishing in a torso and head state. Could be quite funny/horrifying/in bad taste to see him ooching around like that.

* Robot/Android/type thing - During the game any major injuries suffered to the head would build up to an explosive ending. 1st injury would cause his head to throb bright yellow, 2nd would cause bright yellow flashes, 3rd would result in bright red flashes and sirens going off in his bonce. While a final head injury would cause it to explode with the power of one of them gas cylinders in downtown. Would probably be a rare occurance but when it did happen it could quite possibly rule.

Well there you have it, what do you think?

PS When I mean specific injuries I'm refering to when you get an icon in the multiplier saying 'fanny packed' etc.

Posted on 10.18.08 12:27 PM by The_Probe

Reb..
I got no idea,,but for them to lay out those kind of laws so to speak is BS.. 1st of all, we ARE the moderators and if we see someone, or if someone is doing something wrong, WE report it.

Their are a lot of these rules that bothers me as they can look into what we do, and spy on what yor doing.
Last January I think it was, my GF who was 26 at the time, was in Florida staying with her gf's. They had a PS3. We talked on the phone, then by IM on the PS3.
Now, after much prodding by me, hey, I'm a guy and I got a gf 1000 miles away, I wanted to SEE her, hint hint wink wink..lol.
So she got a PS Eye Toy so we could see eachother while we talked, and in great clarity mind you. Now if you understand what I have said so far between the lines, you KNOW what I am talking about. LOL
So I will not say anything more but you get where I am going..lol
Imagine what you can do with a PS EYE for PS3 that gives you 120fps for live video confrencing Hmmmm ..LOL NUFF SAID..lol

As for their comment of, we can include anything we want in our updates, and if your PS3 breaks, OH WELL. This guy who replied to that story said it perfectly as what SONY really is saying:

1. We will update your system automatically, if it bricks, too bad, don't come to us.

2. Wow you made an amazing level! We'll sell it and profit and you don't get anything! How about that!

3. We're going to give your information away to "others"

I don't like it

Posted on 10.18.08 12:35 PM by Hello Hello

@hello hello i totally agree dude. boycott? im totally up for a boycott. anyone else

Posted on 10.18.08 13:38 PM by no1rebal

@no1rebal
i am

Posted on 10.18.08 13:45 PM by Liam

YO MY FIRST EVAH POST. just saying COOL update, im from england Smile and, when will zombies be coming out, and female add-on characters arent as fun as male, umm and will there be a cemetery level? cause thats the speculation, well from where i am...anyways pain is SWEEEEEEET

Posted on 10.18.08 13:56 PM by Pacman_Ownage

@pacman_ownage welcome
@liam cool. anyone else wanna recruit?lol

Posted on 10.18.08 14:19 PM by no1rebal

@rebalance
yes, i do!

Posted on 10.18.08 14:22 PM by TheTinselTot

sorry @rebal

Posted on 10.18.08 14:23 PM by TheTinselTot

@ Guys upset over the Sony EULA

I just read through the XBox Live terms of service and they are very similar.

Regarding user submitted content it says that the moment you publish it you give all legal rights to public use without reimbursement to you.

They also say that they can monitor all communications and will do so if you are suspected of violating the TOS.

The only difference I can see is Sony's new rule regarding not identifying yourself to others. That seems a bit rough. My best guess is that they are covering their own butts in the event of online predators. If you identify yourself to a stranger and they show up at your door it is not their fault, as you violated the End User License Agreement by allowing them to know who or where you are.

Boycott if you want guys, but don't plan to ever use any online service if these things upset you. This is mostly pretty standard across the board.

Posted on 10.18.08 14:25 PM by FoolKiller79

@Everyone: While I agree that you should be able to say and do what you like as long as it is not hurting others lets keep Boycott talk to a low roar here. I didn’t make that rule Mmmkay?

@Molten: I really can’t wait till you have the replay editor. I look forward to your movies. It’s coming very soon. All the online is in BETA now. Your bear ideas leave much to be desired. Haha and I hate roaches. HATE


@Knizzle: The problem is we don’t want to introduce new controls to PAIN that interfere with what people already know and love. When we do that stuff you guys get angry with us and ask us why don’t we do what you liked before. Some of those ideas would be good for a sequel though.

@Probe: The Zombie is being worked on as we speak.

Posted on 10.18.08 15:04 PM by travis williams

@ Travis,
Hey T. how's it going?

Are you gonna post anything regarding some of the posts made during the last time you posted us a message last week?

(Is that too many "posts" for one sentance?)

Now I know you can't answer all of them, but considerng I'm the one typing this, lol, here goes.
Of course I am refering to the ones from the 18th, and the newer ones on Sunday, the 19th about the characters.

These were the ones AFTER you told me about Super Dave.

From all eternity,

The Master BETA'r
Haskell

Posted on 10.18.08 15:23 PM by Hello Hello

@ T..
I only posted that link because of what I read and thought how important it is that people know about. And while I disagree with a lot of it my posts about it I put on the HOME Beta message boards cause how it effects HOME users.

Posted on 10.18.08 15:27 PM by Hello Hello

BUT lol ..I don't want to Boycot them, cause that honestly won't do anything.

One comment is still irking me:

"Some content may be provided automatically without notice when you sign into PSN," the agreement reads. Such content may include automatic updates or upgrades which may change your current operating system, cause a loss of data or content or cause "a loss of functionalities or utilities."
You authorize SCEA to provide such content and agree that SCEA shall not be liable for any damages arising from provision of such content or maintenance services.

So along with thousands of others like me, I bought a launch 60GB PS3 that has full backwards compatibility for the PS1 and PS2 games as that model had the Emotion Chip for older games. So when I had the chance I jumped on the 60gb model when I heard some PS3 won;t have the Emotion chip.

So what is to stop Sony now from including in a weekly, or a system update, a patch that DISABLES the emotion engine for the backwards compatibility?? NOTHING!

Maybe they decide one day, enough is enough, we don't want people playing our older games on the PS3?

It's a ridiculous thought I know, but it could still happen. Ever since it's launch models, not one PS3 HAS that backwards compatibility.
....As it costs to much money lol..
Players are DYING for that, and a reason why they probably, my opinion, aren't selling as many PS3's because of that decision.

Because it's a lot easier to sell a PS2 for a $129.00 then a PS3 at $399.00
And still, look at the sales of the PS2 over 5 millions units sold every qtr or something like that.


ok i'm done.
lol

Posted on 10.18.08 15:35 PM by Hello Hello

@travis this is the 4th time you've ignored me. please reply.double-decker bus; desk and crypto!!!

Posted on 10.18.08 15:53 PM by no1rebal

@travis do you hate me? i mean i said about the boycott and you replied to everyone obout that. then molten gave me the idea of roches for the desk and you ignored me but still managed to reply to molten about the roches. im not hating here i just want an answer. double decker bus? desk? crypto as a launchable character?

Posted on 10.18.08 15:59 PM by no1rebal

@ Travis - Mmmm Zombie...

@ No1Rebel - You could have a hamster in a cage doing a circuit, spinning you round in it's wheel, pushing you through it's tube (trophy = reverse Pet Shop Boy).
Newtons cradle.
Could be based on a kid's desk eg waterpistols, bangers, wind-up joke dentures, robots etc.





































Posted on 10.18.08 16:16 PM by The_Probe

@Travis

Thanks for complimenting the vids... then you destroyed my dreams of a nuclear bear... good day sir!

@Everyone

Ever since I got the latest PS3 update my system is all screwed up. Bourne Conspircacy has problems loading, Pain stopped freezing but now MGO wont even load. I aint boycotting anything, I just honestly feel that SONY needs to step things up. I pay extra for SONY headphones and other electrical equipment because its high quality. But some of the bugs with this system are unexcusable... one would think that paying $500 for a system, that it would work properly. Its not even a first-gen or whatever you want to call it. I waited for and got the 80 gig MGS4 bundle.

Posted on 10.18.08 16:36 PM by MoltenKevlar

@Rebal: I am not “ignoring” you there really isn’t anything on the slate now that would need a double decker bus for. Crypto is a THQ character I do not have the rights to use him.

@Haskell: You will find that Sony’s policies are more than likely not unlike any other companies in this day and age. Most of them are there to protect you and Sony from any issues.

@Molten: My peoples call me the Dream Crusher. I guess I wouldn’t live up to my name unless I poo pooed your bear fantasies. I SAID… GOOD DAY SIR! (Coker and I say that all the time).

BTW: Check the official blog tomorrow for something REALLY funny.

Posted on 10.18.08 16:56 PM by travis williams

@ Travis,
I don;t know if you see it on your end, but their is a HUGE GAP between the post by someone..i don;t know as his name is not their, like it was cut off.

1st is this message
@ Travis - Mmmm Zombie...

@ No1Rebel - You could have a hamster in a cage doing a circuit, spinning you round in it's wheel, pushing you through it's tube (trophy = reverse Pet Shop Boy).
Newtons cradle.
Could be based on a kid's desk eg waterpistols, bangers, wind-up joke dentures, robots etc

(NOW ITS CUT OFF FOR ABOUT 10 inches of NOTHING, blank space, THEN it shows)

Posted on 10.21.08 14:16 PM by The_Probe

Then Molten comment and then your comments about the blog tomorrow.
So please check things on youe end, because that huge gap i am looking at could be a post by you, or someone ele that is now missinh.

Posted on 10.18.08 17:16 PM by Hello Hello

Looks like empty returns... it's cool.

Posted on 10.18.08 17:23 PM by travis williams

Ok if you say so boss..I just wanted to make sure that you did not post anything of great interest or importance that was meant for me.... lol..
:p)
Haskell

Posted on 10.18.08 19:17 PM by Hello Hello

For those of you that are upset by the "new information" that was found by the poster fro gamespot... that tells me you don't a) read contracts or b) care about them... Not to talk down to anyone but you know that screen you zip past every time there is a firmware update... or when you first signed up for your PSN account.. that is what you skipped. This is largely a standardized document. Put it to the test, and go back to any pc game from the 90's you played that had a community support. Read the EULA on it. Look at any console game with community support and you will find the same stuff. Even the non-online or community support games have the EULA granter the option of revoking the game at any point without notice with no reimbursement charges. In all actuality the games you "purchase" are merely leased to you and nothing more. Thats the way it has been since the dawning of home consoles. You can be upset about it, but just realise that has been pretty much the way it goes for the last 20 or so years.

Posted on 10.18.08 19:34 PM by ShirtNinja

Any time you submit something of this nature it becomes the property of that organization and they wont compensate you for it. It's nothing new in business and it's not a conspiracy to 'get' anyone. Relax man they do this to cover their ass and as Travis said it also protects the consumer. If you need something useless to worry about then shift your attention to your new HD tv set. They all have tiny cameras an mics hidden in them to spy on you. Think about that next time you are abusing yourself in front of the tube. ;-P

Posted on 10.18.08 19:59 PM by obscured

@Shirt and Obscured

Screw that man, I'm gonna keep making PAINLab vids and in about 2 years im gonna sue SONY for wages...... Even though I have no claim to the game, music and I didn't even pay for the editing software... I'm a litigious asshole and want a free ride.

(All tongue-in-cheek don't ban me Trav)

Posted on 10.18.08 20:38 PM by MoltenKevlar

If anyone has any interest, they are running on SPIKE TV, the 2008 Scream Awards for horror movies, comics, scream queens, etc.. It is 2 hours long.
They are also showing world premier clips of the new horror/scary movies coming out and I just saw the new ad for the re-imagined Friday the 13th, and a few others... BUT
I just saw 2 commercials for games.. Silent Hill, and I am assuming, the 1st showing of Resistance 2.. WOW...
The show is being rerun from 11-1 am, and from 1-3 am, all Eastern Times. It's a 2 hour show.
The R2 commercial happened between 9:45pm and 10pm so 45 mins up to an hour into the show..WOW

Posted on 10.18.08 21:38 PM by Hello Hello

@Molten: I am gonna taze you BRO!

Posted on 10.18.08 22:15 PM by travis williams

@Trav

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! "Don't taze me bro!!!!!"

retard struggling with 6 cops with their knees in his back. WTF else is gonna happen. I'm suprized one of the electrodes didnt "Accidently" end up in his eye.

Posted on 10.18.08 22:21 PM by MoltenKevlar

@ Hall Monitor Haskell

Tivo set to record... thanks for the heads up.

Posted on 10.19.08 05:58 AM by ShirtNinja

@Travis: No biggie, I have waaay too much PAIN to play as it is Tong It just really like the sixaxis controller. Now, I wasn't a lucky bastard like Haskell so I wasn't in the LBP beta but I'm really looking forward to the sixaxis use in that game. Is there ANY chance we will see a PS3 in-game that we can wreck? Maybe even the giant PS3 we talked about?

@Fool: Honestly, I've never tried a wii, I was a strictly PC gamer before I bought my PS3 and I feel that the games for the PS3 are more my style than "Mario bros" etc. I just find movement to be funny in multiplayer games, like HVB.

In regards to the EULA, well, I think it's pretty standard "cover their ass" agreement, nothing more, nothing less. The "don't give out your name" and "We big brother you" aren't exactly a plus, but hey, I think it's standard lawspeak and in essence I feel that if they want to monitor me then I feel really sorry for them. I will say this though, I always unhook my Eye after use.

If I seriously had issues with privacy statements like that, I wouldn't be using facebook or gmail.

Btw, just to see what happens:

My name is René Luckow, I live en Denmark. I would write my address as well, but I'm afraid Haskell might send me a letterbomb.

However, I'm the only one with my name in Denmark, so I'm easy to find.

HA!

Posted on 10.19.08 08:22 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@ Haskieto
Dammit man, you made me read the entire user agreement on an SDTV! It's so blurry, my eyes are slightly irritated! It's all good though, I leardned a lot! I mean, it clearly states that if you don't want your creations to become Sony propety, don't play online. You can either create a sucky level that's not worth air time or how about at the begining of each level, you uplaod your own little user agreement. It will read:
Redistrobustion, copying, recording or displaying of my level, without written consent from me, is restricted under all applicable laws in my brain and all over the world! Bwa-ha-ha! If you choose to perform any of the above mentioned actions, you coose to get my lawyer's fist up your booty! So there!

You can make it's a a document that rolls down like a projector screen when Sackboy presses a button. Awesome!

@ Travis
Hey boss, da plane, da plane!! just thought I'd make you smile...

Posted on 10.19.08 08:33 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@ Crazy Knizz
Hilarious, just hilarious! It does sound like something Haskieto would do (Don't hurt me Haskel, Knizz is watching!)
@ Haskel & Knizz
I forgot to mention thouse two parts that Knizz mentioned. I was reading on the GameSpot link a comment that someone posted about, what if someone that actually knew my real name, sent me a message saying "Hey ___!" would we get booted? And that big brother stuff, I guess it's alright if they keep it within reason like monitoring only suspicious accounts. What do you guys think?

Posted on 10.19.08 08:44 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@Leo: You know me, I'm a rebel Tong

That's exactly what they're going to do, have the RIGHT to monitor you if they think you're EVIL(TM). As for removing features or bricking PS3, come on now, use common sense. What the EULA says is "We update the PS3's, if one of those updates should break you console, you can't sue us, ha!", it doesn't say "Well, we just like to brick consoles every four or five weeks, just to prove we can, so there". The name thing is more for sexual predators or identity theft in preparation to Home is my guess. So that they aren't responsible if you do as they told you not to.

Also, I use the Chrome browser, what could be more big brother than that, I mean, as I'm typing right now, some techie at google laughing at my jokes.

I protect my sensitive information, like bank details etc. but the rest is just paranoia. Except for the webcam I installed at Juggz' house, that is very very real. Also, juggz, you should see a doctor about that *wink wink*

Oh and Haskell, if they could see me naked on my PS Eye, I'm pretty sure you would be able hear their tormented screams even at your house. It would be like a cloud of sound that covered the planet. At least, that's how my wife feels... wait... cancel that...

I just had a funny idea, I know it's not directly PAIN as it is today but still:

Pain Table tennis. Just imagine using hung lo as a table tennis ball(is it a ball or does it have some other term?). The table should of course have little bounce for it to be possible, but it would be so funny!

Posted on 10.19.08 09:30 AM by KnizzleHizzle

@knizzle LOLZ i totally think the table tennis idea would be soooooo cool,

@travis
what did you mean in your original post that there is more exciting stuffs coming out dis year...?

Posted on 10.19.08 10:32 AM by Pacman_Ownage

I am really excited about this! I love how painlabs updates each week, always gives me a reason to play some pain.

thanks guys keep supporting this great game!

Posted on 10.19.08 13:23 PM by MidnightBlues

jesus guys, stop shitting yourself over contractual mumbo jumbo. Go out and get laid or something
</end problem>

Posted on 10.19.08 15:59 PM by Uganja

@Uganja: I'm pretty sure my wife would be angry with me if I just went out and got laid, dude... Anyway, I can understand if it scares some people, but seriously, any and all ToS are the same, it's a cover the ass type deal. Now, if it said "By agreeing to these terms Sony has the right to enslave human kind" I might be hesitant... then again, I would probably agree... you know, so I could play PAIN Tong

Posted on 10.19.08 16:01 PM by KnizzleHizzle

@Knizzle lol...

Posted on 10.19.08 16:44 PM by Pacman_Ownage

@travis you could have a bus in painlabs?
@knizz lol

Posted on 10.19.08 19:20 PM by no1rebal

No, I can't what's with the BUS fascination anyways?

Posted on 10.19.08 19:24 PM by travis williams

@trvis i dont know ive loved them since i was little ive still got shoe boxes filled with model buses from when i was a kid. i think it would be awesome to launch at the top of it and knock it onto its side. oh well ill just keep dreaming of it. oh and also buses are very British.

Posted on 10.19.08 19:37 PM by no1rebal

Sorry about that big gap up there I think I must have pressed the wrong button somewhere DOH!

@Travis * If the Zombie does end up losing his arms he could grab with his TEETH! you could even have a trophey ='Pinchers of peril! pinchers of peril!!' lol.
* If there's a way of getting it in you need to have a sign for 'Muffy's Diving School' with removable letters. *snigger*

AP officially now rules my life...

Posted on 10.19.08 19:39 PM by The_Probe

i was just looking at the screenshot of the movie lot on this website
@travis does it say
'' The Good, The Bad, And The FUGLY ''

Posted on 10.19.08 21:31 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

btw NUFCRULE is my psn
and liam is my name
y does the handle change your name

Posted on 10.19.08 21:32 PM by NUFCRULE-Liam

@ the Lyon, the Knizz and WHO'S Wardrobe,

When I was in High School.. yeah I know H.S...lol
I was really good in 5 classes. Gym, duh..lol, and Art. The best ones: 1 was Forensic Science where I got a 99% as a Jr., and a 100% as a Sr. for the year, Sports literature-writing about sports where I got a 94% over 2 years. The last one, was called Mass Media, where I avg'd a 95%. It dealt with marketing and advertising in the Media.. TV, Radio and Print(newspapers, magazines etc.)
One of the basic rules we learned from our teacher, was that when you see the tiny print in ads, always know one thing. The reason why it's so small, is because they do NOT want you to know the real deal, facts, rules, regulations and the conditions of the actual product they are advertising for.
Everyone has seen an ad in the newspapers, or magazines the fine print. You see the ads all the time on TV, or in the newspapers for something that looks to good to be true. As people learned over the years, we all know the comment of, "great, but whats the catch...aka..Whats the fine print?
Because when you actually read it, their is always something their that your not going to like, or agree with. If it was in larger print and you could actually read it, no one would buy their product, that company would get negative press, and they would have a lot of explaining to do.

Their was a study done I think in 87', or 88' that asked 1000 people, and broke it down between men and women, that how likely you were to read that fine print of a product or a offer? Now I do not remember the exact numbers, but I do remember that it was like 10% actual read everything, 40% started to read it then stopped because it bothered their eyes, and the other 45% just completely ignored it.

The unfortunate thing is we are stuck with it no matter what. I know most people do not read the fine print. And I don't blame them. I remember their used to be rules etc.. But NOW, every thing you have, the fine print is 15 pages long, because so much is added to itto protect themselves, the company.
Hey, if SONY wants to track what I am doing, fine, because they already know who downloads what, and who plays what. For the HOME beta invites, they picked people who downloaded the HOME theme. WhenI did, it flagged put a flag on my account, and Sony see's that flagged list of who downloaded it, then they see how much stuff that person downloads off the PSN.

As I posted above, I don't like the fact that they can say this:

"Such content may include automatic updates or upgrades **which may:
-change your current operating system,
-cause a loss of data or content or
-cause "a loss of functionalities or utilities."

You authorize SCEA to provide such content and agree that SCEA shall not be liable for any DAMAGES arising from provision of such content or maintenance services.

Posted on 10.19.08 22:12 PM by Hello Hello

@ Haskell

I do not know how much of a difference this makes, but when they added that they also added a new function to the PS3 ROM system that allows a system recovery of the file system, database, default settings, and a couple of other options.

It can be accessed by turning off the PS3 and then holding down the power button until you hear three beeps. The menu will pop up to restore the various options. It is basically the PS3's version of system utilities. But what it does is allow you to recover to a state before any firmware update issues may have occurred. So, basically, unless your hardware is bad, you can recover your system without having to pay Sony to do it for you.

Here's a link about it.
www.ps3fanboy.com/.../

Posted on 10.19.08 22:43 PM by FoolKiller79

Here's a good link....

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20235089,00.html

Posted on 10.19.08 23:57 PM by travis williams

@Travis

Very nice. Is the the first "Premium" character? How many of the other new playables will be premium as well?

Posted on 10.20.08 00:04 AM by micha42

Yep, he's the first.

Posted on 10.20.08 00:05 AM by travis williams

Hey Travis
i clicked on the link, and it brought up the People site, but said Page not available

Posted on 10.20.08 00:09 AM by Hello Hello

Just copy and paste Haskell.

Posted on 10.20.08 00:24 AM by travis williams

What an unlikely and excellent combination!

Posted on 10.20.08 00:33 AM by irridium

Sorry, I clicked on the Link, but i did not copy and paste the string at the end
So I just watched it.. and THAT IS FRIGGAN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Man, when I saw th image i thought..no..no way..get the fu$% outta here..that's really great man lol..

By the way, when are we getting William Hung?

By the way...the idea's I put out last week, I put a bunch out and you mentioned Super Dave, and you would take a look I guess at what's viable, or when you could go over it..
-I mentioned the outer perimeter rubber/elastic blow us up back into the game area idea for the PAINLabs
-the 2 team events with something in the middle of us, and we have to blow it up, or smash certain pieces of it
-the team event of having each teams bears on the other teams side and you gotta get them back, and possibly throw them into a goal....
then a couple of days later I explained....

-the new Ball tracking system in the new Tiger Woods 2009 Online play where I see my opponents golf ball go by a colored directional line, and how maybe a version of that could be implemented in PAIN instead of us doing multiple launches at the same time we would see the line go where they went..

--the option of seeing the other persons launches on our screens, where when I go, everyone on my team watches my launch on their screen, and sees what items I took, or blew up etc., so they would not go after the same things I got or did when I went,
and when my turns over, and they go, I would see their launch on my screen therefor keeping the multiple launches from happening at the same time and messing up the gameplay...
(I think I am missing one other thought)

and on Sunday lol..I posted the character's options according to their physical characteristics, or special abilities.. and lastly the idea about the trophies for each character per event etc...that would give us multiple options before we picked a game to play when choosing them, an...y

Your thoughts? well, besides me being a pain in the ass...LOL

thanks,,

Haskell on a hero, instead of swiss, i'll have mozzerella, no tomatos, very easy on the mayo and a dash of italian dressing

Posted on 10.20.08 00:35 AM by Hello Hello

T, you said yesterday to check out the Blog for something really funny.. I don't see anything on the PAIN: DA-WOOD & DA-MOCKRACY Blog

Posted on 10.20.08 00:41 AM by Hello Hello

Give it a half hour...

Posted on 10.20.08 00:51 AM by travis williams

Did you get to meet the Hoff?

Posted on 10.20.08 01:00 AM by kitfisto007

@Travis
....The game...You're thinking that it can't get any better with Sackboy....And then you have an awesome new area and Buzz...And you think it can't get any better....And then THE HOFF...VOICED BY HIMSELF...How do you guys do it? Are these new terms of user agreement things being used to listen to our thoughts as well? That's the only way you could know exactly what we want, other than these boards of course....I'm trying to get as many people as possible into PAIN, I hope it's doing well on the PSN. Keep up the great, great, great work you guys....

@ Haskell
It sounded like you were serious about the William Hung thing....Nobody ever said anything about him, did they?

So, now three of the five new characters are known...I doubt the sexy black chick will be in this expansion, so there are two that we don't know....The zombie is probably one of them, so there's really only one, who I'm hoping is a stereotypical Mexican that I think was talked about. When this is released I think It'll be time for a big "full" release like they did with Warhawk...And maybe even an actual console release, if we're lucky.

Posted on 10.20.08 01:06 AM by TheMyTMonarch

..and I we are NOT DONE. Wait till next week * grin * Smile

Posted on 10.20.08 01:13 AM by travis williams

November 6th? Is that when we get the Movie lot too?

Posted on 10.20.08 01:28 AM by stretch833

So we're getting the Hoff and the Movie Lot on Nov. 6th?

Posted on 10.20.08 01:29 AM by irridium

Yes... Yes you are. WHO LOVES YOU BABY?! Sooner than you thought eh?

Posted on 10.20.08 01:37 AM by travis williams

You, in fact, are the MAN, Travis!!!!!! That is awesome!!

Posted on 10.20.08 01:46 AM by stretch833

I'm the little girl from American Idol right now and Idol Minds is Sanjaya.

Posted on 10.20.08 01:50 AM by TheMyTMonarch

ARE YOU CRYING?!

THERE'S NO CRYING IN PAIN!!

Posted on 10.20.08 02:04 AM by travis williams

They're tears of masochistic joy. Laughing

Posted on 10.20.08 02:06 AM by TheMyTMonarch

Um excuse me.. but.. Who the flunk are you come around once in a while and post guy??? LOL..

Let me get this straight, because I did not add in a LOL.. or a ha ha, or a big fat HARDEE HAR FUKKING HAR before or after my crack to Travis:
"By the way, when are we getting William Hung?

You took that crack as me being serious?lol.. Yet you respond to me being more serious then anyone can imagine.. because

"It sounded like you were serious about the William Hung thing....Nobody ever said anything about him, did they?"

OK WE KNOW NOW WHICH SOMEONE DOES NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR HERE..lol..

And while I am at it, why are you anxiously waiting for a Mexican character?
Who you just clearly stated,
"so there's really only one, who I'm hoping is a stereotypical Mexican that I think was talked about."

Now THAT'S being serious mo frer..and I don't remember anyone asking to have a stereotypical, or token Mexican in PAIN.
I could be wrong....but it suuuure sounds like someones got some race issues here..

Who let the racial uppity guy out of the house? lol


as I smile, whistle and walk away grinning ear to fugging ear..LOL HARDEE HAR HAR HAR..

christ..lol



Posted on 10.20.08 02:11 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis

You know... NOONE could have predicted "The Hoff" and the idea that he voiced it himself seals the deal. Nice job.

Is PainLabs gonna update this thursday as usual or will it be friday night to give it a full 7 days?

Also.... pretend its 9/09/08..... TRAVIS, WHATS THE NEXT ENVIRONMENT AND WHEN IS IT COMING OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

@The whiney bitches

First!

Posted on 10.20.08 02:17 AM by MoltenKevlar

@Travis

Almost forgot.... As long as celebrities are on the table.

Bobcat Goldthwait

Posted on 10.20.08 02:29 AM by MoltenKevlar

@Haskell.......:/ There was DEFINITELY talk of a sombrero-wearing Mexican, and I post a few times on every update. And you should know that one of the main flaws of the internet is that there's no tone or pitch of voice, so you really can't tell whether someone is joking or being sarcastic or not unless they do something that would definitely let you know.

Posted on 10.20.08 02:46 AM by TheMyTMonarch

The Hoff....

Unreal...

All the BANANA STICKERS are yours.... Take the whole sheet!!!

Too much...

Tears....

Posted on 10.20.08 02:51 AM by TonyB

Wheres this weeks lab?

Posted on 10.20.08 03:41 AM by Trevor

BEST IDEA EVER
Character:Football Monkey

You know thats cool

Posted on 10.20.08 03:48 AM by Trevor

The HOFF!?!?! THAT'S FUNKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 10.20.08 04:40 AM by sicdude

@Travis
Thank you so much! When I heard it was coming out in November I was really hoping it would come out the 1st week. My birthday is the 7th so it's like a birthday gift Smile(even if I am buying it)

Posted on 10.20.08 05:02 AM by WhiteFang

@Everyone: You can’t go from The Hoff to Hung… trust me I got some bullets left. You won’t see this next one coming. It’s nice to talk about all the things we’ve been working for months on. All those times we would hear YOU GUYS SUCK YOU AREN’T WORKING ON ANYTHING. We had to take it. It’s just nice that you all are seeing some of the things we are up to.

Everyone asks me about the politicians and the truth is we really wanted to do it but it got deep sixed by the Brass. I can understand why but it was fun to dream. We had them all concepted too. Obama, Hillary, McCain etc… Oh well.

Yes there is a PAINLabs this week. If ever there isn’t one it’s because something bad happened and I am screaming at people to fix it.

@WhiteFang: Happy BertDAY!

Now I am off to bed.

Posted on 10.20.08 06:41 AM by travis williams

The HOFF!!!! Man that is just awesome. You guys have scored a triple ace on the line.
Speaking of '80s icons;
@The_Probe - nice Goonies reference. I hope I'm not the only other one here to get that.

If I were to dream of another launchable celebrity, (it couldn't top the HOFF mind you) it would have to be Paris Hilton. And since some characters have a break-away item when they hit something, Paris could spray STDs when she hits a wall.




Super-Tiny-Dogs. Come on guys, what exactly did you think I meant. Man, can't go anywhere without tripping over someones mind in a gutter . . . heh.

Posted on 10.20.08 06:50 AM by Cavefish

@ All
So much laughter coming from me! Dammit you guys crack me up, especially Haskieto with his come back! Funny, shiznit!
@ Knizz & Haskel
I'd let Sony rule the word too, so I could play PAIN! I think that installing update without notice is for people who try and run custom firmware. It says that Sony's not responsible for damages, which is like saying if you run custom firmware and play online, good luck signing on tomorrow!
@ Anyone who can
Could we get a bus and run no1rebal over? Scratch that, he'd probably like it...Damn bus fetishes!
@ no1rebal
Just kidding!
@ Haskel
William Hung would be awesome! You know how Ice Jarvis says, "Here it is...bang!" Well, imagine William singing, "Che bang, che bang!"(Tried to give it a "Hung" accent)
@ Travis
I said I'd say I love you for a different topic, but the "Hoff", I LOVE YOU!! By the way, ask Sony, they know, my birthday just passed! 23 baby! Hope you had a good night sleep... You most likely did with that full sheet of banana stickers from TonyB!
@ TonyB
lol

Posted on 10.20.08 07:15 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@ Cavefish
Paris Hilton would be great! STD's? Sick man, just sick. I'm calling the A.S.P.C.A. on you! Nevermind, I hate that bitch........ The dog you guys, sheesh!


Damn, that's a record for me on @reply's in one sitting, had to continue on a new post. I want my banana stickers now!

Posted on 10.20.08 07:20 AM by Leo Da Lyon

on "The Hoffs" blog is a video of him in PAIN, it's a bit better then the one on people.com site.

http://www.hasselhoff.com/blog/

Posted on 10.20.08 08:21 AM by HoefMeistert

@Travis: O.M.G. Wtf, awesome!

I'm sitting and work right now and just screamed to my boss "THE HOFF IS COMING TO PAIN!!!!1!!".

I think he's afraid of me now...

Anyway, to all the guys and gals working on pain:

YOU ROCK!

Posted on 10.20.08 08:51 AM by KnizzleHizzle

OMG, this is sooooo cool! Smile

Posted on 10.20.08 08:55 AM by Hakan

umm...SWEET, is spongebob and patrick coming to PAIN,
or am i the only sad mother f***** that watched the spongebob movie...? lol

Posted on 10.20.08 18:01 PM by Pacman_Ownage

just so everyone knowns im from england, so i dont stay up till 3 in the morning browsing the internet like a freak....or do i...?

anyway i just gotta say that because of now the hard work that the Painppl have been putting in to this game lately i have to MEGA LOL at the people who posted BAD comments in the ps blog and other sites saying 'oh what a waste of money' 'all you do is just fling a badely concepted ragdoll around 1 (yes 1) area' 'BORING!!' but now their all like 'DUDE IVE GOTTA GET THAT GAME' or 'MAAAN TROPHIES SWEET' (even though harder dicks balls is OMG IMPOSSIBLE) and 'WOAH I GET TO FLING HOFFY ABOUT, SWEEET'

so i take my hat off to you travis,coker and other people i dont know the names of,

well i would take my hat off if i was wearing one....hmmm...

Posted on 10.20.08 18:28 PM by Pacman_Ownage

Hey, im a new guy round here. I've just got to say that this game is amazing! great updates and sounds like plenty more to come, keep it up! can't wait to fling the hoff around.

Ever thought of trying to get johnny knoxville, steve-o or even wee man from jackass? that would be class!

Posted on 10.20.08 19:19 PM by Stephen

oh man, i didnt realise it takes ur 1st name for this site as the username :-(

Posted on 10.20.08 19:20 PM by Stephen

@Stephen, If you edit your profile you can add a username. I was known as René for a good while before I noticed this Tong

Posted on 10.20.08 19:43 PM by KnizzleHizzle

28 things you didn't know about The Hoff:

1. David Hasselhoff once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David Hasselhoff allows to live.

3. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy *rap! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

5. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.

8. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fu*k down.

10. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets David instead. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

11. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.

12. In fine print on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's *hit.

14. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.....at night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammys are for queers." Then he'd eat a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

22. David Hasselhoff doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his *enis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fu**ing another.

23. When David Hasselhoff does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

24. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

25. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light......except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

26. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

27. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

28. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself in the face.

Posted on 10.20.08 20:48 PM by Uganja

@Uganja

WTF? lol....

Posted on 10.20.08 21:00 PM by MoltenKevlar

@ Travis

Man, when you guys promised us recognizable characters, you weren't kidding! MUST LAUNCH THE HOFF..(Although I'm still hoping for Kratos, just so y'know.)

I know the politicians idea got the axe (But c'mon, how many people would like to put W in a slingshot? ) But here's a thought-Al Gore might actually be willing to do it, maybe even his own voice. Just a thought.

Anyway, thanks for the good news guys. Keep it up!

Posted on 10.20.08 21:52 PM by Terwallace

@Uganja: Way to replace Chuck Norris with the Hoff there.

My favorite ones are:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck4life baby!

Posted on 10.20.08 22:04 PM by KnizzleHizzle

I just cant wait to see the hoffs other costumes, this will be so funny! did it say if he done voices for it as well?

Posted on 10.20.08 22:05 PM by Ste09

@KnizzleHizzle
oh and thanks for the info :-P

Posted on 10.20.08 22:06 PM by Ste09

@Travis
Does Hoffy have a pose where he gets drunk and eats a giant burger? That would be fresh.

Posted on 10.20.08 22:07 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@travis
colour changer for characters? not a creator, but its a start

Posted on 10.20.08 23:45 PM by TheTinselTot

@travis
something is rong with pain
i cant play single player , multiplayer or look at in-game trophies
i think its from the painlabs update if there is 1 availible

Posted on 10.20.08 23:55 PM by Liam

it oki now it working
the new painlab is a brill idea but it lags and kills your eyes

Posted on 10.20.08 23:59 PM by Liam

Hey Travis & David NICE JOB.
Anyways I would like to know if there’s going to be a bundle for the 2 expansions

Plus please make it so we need to buy the least amount of chracters possible to unlock all the trophies THNX FOR MAKING AN AWESOME GAME!!!

Posted on 10.21.08 00:12 AM by ssp619

Is pain available in Germany? If not, you better get on that, because everybody and their mother in Germany would download this game just for The Hoff!

Posted on 10.21.08 00:19 AM by Bloodfrost77

@travis I LOVE YOU. seriously the 6th. OMG.
@leo_da_lyon i thought we were friends, now i find out you wanna squish me with a bus?! Cry
@Uganja you need to see a phyciatrist! lol.
@hello hello who is william hung?

Posted on 10.21.08 00:39 AM by no1rebal

i cant beleive that the hoff is in pain. when i heard that his cover of 'do you realy want to hurt me' was gunna be available to download i thought YAY but then i realised england hasnt even got the pain theme tune yet so its gunna be ages before we get the song. but im so exited i love night rider and cant wait to launch hoff around. once again travis THANK YOU.
ps when you said 'wait untill next week' is that when you are revealing the next character?

Posted on 10.21.08 00:43 AM by no1rebal

@travis, nice work getting hasselhoff to be in the game. can't wait to fling him around. are the other costumes open from the start, or do they have to be unlocked?

ps. my little cousin loves playing pain and he also loves watching wrestling with tables, so he wanted me to ask if you think you can add wooden breakable tables in future pain labs and even in future environments.

thanks. keep up the good work!

Posted on 10.21.08 00:46 AM by hunter316

Please PLEASE can we NOT steal the whole Chuck Norris facts, and add them to the HOFF? That is so lame. They did it last year with Tim Tebow, the QB for the Florida Gators, and I am a huge Gator fan and that was weak as well.. if anything, make up new ones. and for the ENTIRE list, here's the link:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

and here are a few of MY personal favorites:

1-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes one element, the element of surprise!

3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

5- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

6- Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

7- They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

8- If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

9- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Posted on 10.21.08 00:49 AM by Hello Hello

@ Travis & Co.

I am loving the Hoff. That is incredible!


Also, I know Trevor mentioned the football monkey, but if you guys didn't want to try turning the monkey into a playable character with lines and whatnot I think calling up the guys at Free Radical Design and getting the Timesplitters monkey would be aweesome. I hate that monkey. Plus, they might need a little pick-me-up after Haze.

Posted on 10.21.08 00:51 AM by FoolKiller79

sounds great to me can't wait to play it. Great job Idol Minds

Posted on 10.21.08 01:13 AM by Jeremy

haskell, for the record, go fuck yourself
kthxbye

Posted on 10.21.08 01:23 AM by Uganja

@uganja thats just uncalled for and prick like i agree with haskell that is lame copying something but changing it from 1 person to another. you my friend are a FUCKING PRICK for saying that!

Posted on 10.21.08 03:41 AM by no1rebal

@Kamala the Ugandan Giant...nope, it's a Kabbalah Challa Bread Yeast Infection

What's up their douchey?

Hard too tell, um not really, but someone sounds pretty friggan pissed off.
"haskell, for the record, go fu$% yourself"

and the" kthxbye " = that is slang or jargon for, the flucken prick'

Did I steal somebodys thunder?
What, don't tell me you thought you would paste that here, and try and fool everyone, and have everyone believe, YOU made all that crap up? God I hope not, because Undies, THAT IS PRETTY FUGGING LAME lol
I don't know, but it seems someone is looking to join the Yea, I'm a Complete Jackoff club....

fellas, your thoughts please? lolThe more interesting thing though?

Up above, Knizzle Fizzy Sticks said:
"@Uganja: Way to replace Chuck Norris with the Hoff there.

But nothing is said too him.. hmmmm? behhhhhry interesting....Knizzle, wasn't called a fluckin plick.. hmmm isit maybe because i said IT PRETTYLAME doing that..mmmcould be.

Posted on 10.21.08 04:57 AM by Hello Hello

Not defending anyone, bu even though the "28 Things" list is Chuck Noris', it was fluckin' hilarious!
@ no1rebal
We're friends, I said I was kidding! I just thought it'd be funny poking fun @ your bus fetish! Again, just kidding! BTW, William Hung was an American Idol hopeful @ one point. Well actually, an unhopeful. He couldn't sing for crap! He sang "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin. It was trash & Simon sure took him down a peg or 2! Afterwards, He actually got a recording deal with a different company, I guess out of sympathy or as a way to make some money off his comedic speech impediment. Now, he's a "Where are they now?" guy.
@ Uganja
Such hostility! We're all friends here, relax! Anyway, I didn't want to rewrite them, so from your list my favs: 1, 4-7, 9, 16-22, 25, 26 & 28. Did you know that your #10 has 2 things in it? I liked 10a.

Posted on 10.21.08 07:26 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@ Travis
There should be a billboard somewhere with the "Things You May Not Know About The Hoff" list! Hey, do you think that as a bonus, everytime Hoffy is in a level with cars in it, Kitt would be driving around? Or maybe just anywhere? And when you try and launch at him, he'll activate some crazy gadget that'll blow you away, like a ridiculously large fan comming out the hood or maybe just subtle thing's like pulling a 180 tailwhip to smack you clear across to the other side of the level?

Posted on 10.21.08 07:27 AM by Leo Da Lyon

@Pain Crew
Imressive...very very impressive.

Posted on 10.21.08 08:27 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ TRAVIS...

DAMN DUDE,DID YOU MAKE THAT HOFF VIDEO? BECAUSE HONESTLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS, BUT IT'S ONE OF THE BEST ONES DONE THE HOFF VIDEO IS ..IS...JUST FUNKIN AWESOME! I HAVE WATCHED IT 3 TIMES ALREADY.

HASKELL NEWS NETWORK

Posted on 10.21.08 09:07 AM by Hello Hello

you're a paraplegic who masturbates over women you dont know via your playstation eye & you have the audacity to call me lame?
puh-lease

Posted on 10.21.08 18:19 PM by Uganja

@uganja now listen here you ignorant C*** untill you know what it is like to be in a wheelchair not being able to to anything for yourself dont make any stupid motherfucking comments like that. now i am really fucked off remember that story i told about my gay best friend? well shit bag if you were here in front of me i would break both of your legs and show you the meaning of the fucking word parapeligic. if you are ignorant enough to make a fucking comment like that then i will be suprised if you ever get any friends. so untill you know what it is like to be wheelchair bound then you can go get raped and die in a gutter douchbag!

Posted on 10.21.08 20:23 PM by no1rebal

for someone with "rebal" in their name, you are quite the conformist
*claps*

Posted on 10.21.08 20:29 PM by Uganja

and your an ignorant cock face. isn't life just great?

Posted on 10.21.08 20:39 PM by no1rebal

want a cookie hard man?

Posted on 10.21.08 21:13 PM by Uganja

what flavor? because i don't like blueberrys

Posted on 10.21.08 21:26 PM by no1rebal

umm...hugs anyone...Smile

Posted on 10.22.08 06:07 AM by Pacman_Ownage

@pacman_owange ill hug you! Laughing

Posted on 10.22.08 07:02 AM by no1rebal

@ LAME-O JACKOFF SCUMANGA-AHOLISS, OR, AS HE IS BETTER KNOWN AS, ACCORDING TO HIS ENEMA PACKAGE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, HIS REAL NAME THAT HIS CRACK HEAD 12 YEAR OLD ETHIOPIAN MOTHER GAVE HIM AFTER HE FELL OUT OF HIS MOMS ASS AFTER 19 MONTHS OF FERMENTING IN HER RECTUM:
"YES I HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS BECAUSE I AM SO CLUELESS SO PATHETIC AND SUCH A COMPLETE JACKOFF THAT I AM GOING TO PLAGERIZE SOMEONE ELSES WORK AND THEN PAWN IT OFF AS MY OWN BECAUSE I WANT TO BE COOL AND FOOL THEM ALL AS NO ONE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS OR HOW THIS LIST HAS BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 6+ YEARS SINCE IT HASN'T RECEIVED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PUBLICITY KNOW ONE WILL EVER KNOW THAT I CHANGED THE NAME TO THE "HOFF" LIST BECAUSE SINCE I'M SO PATHETIC AND MORONIC I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING CREATIVE ON MY OWN DUE TO THE LACK OF BRAIN CELLS I WAS BLESSED WITH WHILE FERMENTING IN MY MOMS RECTUM FOR 19 MONTHS AND FINALLY DRIPPED OUT OF HER ASS BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LET ALONE COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL OR EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ANYONE HAS WRITTEN BEFORE WHICH I READ ANYWAY"

HEY "YES I HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS BECAUSE I AM SO CLUELESS SO PATHETIC AND SUCH A COMPLETE JACKOFF THAT I AM GOING TO PLAGERIZE SOMEONE ELSES WORK AND THEN PAWN IT OFF AS MY OWN BECAUSE I WANT TO BE COOL AND FOOL THEM ALL AS NO ONE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS OR HOW THIS LIST HAS BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 6+ YEARS SINCE IT HASN'T RECEIVED MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PUBLICITY KNOW ONE WILL EVER KNOW THAT I CHANGED THE NAME TO THE "HOFF" LIST BECAUSE SINCE I'M SO PATHETIC AND MORONIC I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING CREATIVE ON MY OWN DUE TO THE LACK OF BRAIN CELLS I WAS BLESSED WITH WHILE FERMENTING IN MY MOMS RECTUM FOR 19 MONTHS AND FINALLY DRIPPED OUT OF HER ASS BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH LET ALONE COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL OR EVEN REMEMBER WHAT ANYONE HAS WRITTEN BEFORE WHICH I READ ANYWAY"

WHOS' IN A WHEELCHAIR JACKOFF??
IT'S NOT ME JACKOFF BECAUSE I WASN'T IN ONE AFTER I GOT HURT YOU SH!TSTAIN JACKOFF

HEY SH!TSTAIN JACKOFF, WHO'S A PARAPELIGIC?
HMMM? IT'S NOT ME YA PATHETIC JACKOFF...

HEY JACKOFF...WHO'S MASTERBATED WITH WOMEN THEY DIDN'T KNOW ON THE PS EYE YA SH!TSTAIN JACKOFF???

IT WASN'T ME YA SH!TSTAIN JACKOFF..

SO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU STILL CAN'T READ OR COMPREHEND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN YA JACKOFF?
EHH CAUSE IF YOU UNDERSTOOD IT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.. BUT YOU DID, MAKING YORSELF EVEN MORE OF A JOKE..AND THE THING IS, NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT TOO BE TRUE, OH IT'S TRUE.. IT'S TRUE....ROTFLAMO...OHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH BHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THEIR YA SH!TSTAIN JACKOFF??

AND LADIES AND GENTS..I HATE BEING RIGHT, BUT GODDAM THIS LOSER ACTUALY DID POST THAT HOFF LIST, THINKING NO ONE WOULD KNOW THAT HE STOLE SOMEONE ELSES WORK, AND THE JACKOFF TRIED TO PASS IT OFF AS HIS OWN HOFF LIST...LOL..

I WAS A QUINTILLION PERCENT DEAD ON THE FRIKKEN MONEY WHEN I CALLED IT LAME TO SWITCH THE NAMES, BUT EVEN MORE, EVEN MORE RIGHT WHEN I CALLED HIM OUT ON IT TRYING TO PASS IT OFF AS HIS OWN WORK... LMAO...
AND HIS REPLY TO ME AFTER I MADE MY COMMENT? PRICELESS!!

HE PROVED IT RIGHT ON A QUINTILLION..THIS JACKOFF THOUGHT HE COULD PULL ONE OVER ON EVERYONE ONE HERE!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.SIGH.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

YEAH, LIKE THE OTHER 1000+ PEOPLE WHO STOP IN, READ, OR POST ON THIS SITE HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE CHUCK NORRIS LIST??
GOD YOUR SUCH A LOSER...DON'T REPLY...PLEASE, REALLY DON'T..LOL I DON;T THINK I CAN CONTINUE LAUGHING THIS HARD AT YOUR PATHETICNESS...LOL

Posted on 10.22.08 15:02 PM by Hello Hello

for a paraplegic, you sure do type alot huh? Do you have one of the machines steven hawkings uses to help?

for the record, never once did i claim that fact list as my own (this was your fabrication), nor did i actually change them from chuck norris facts, i just googled "the hoff facts" and thought i'd share for comedy value - he has been an internet phenomenon for years.
Haskell, in all my years of surfing the net, that was the worst attempt at a flame i've seen, but i guess for someone who types/dribbles out such long, mundane, arse kissing posts day in day out though, i'm hardly surprised.

From here to the paraplegic in denial

Posted on 10.23.08 01:33 AM by Uganja

@why dont you climb to the top of a biulding and JUMP OFF!! its not like anyone will miss you. and BTW DICK HEAD stephen hawking's machine dosnt help hit type it helps him TALK. and what part of haskells posts are "arse kissing"? its just oxjen thieves like you that have nothing better to do with your pathetic lonely lives except to start areguements on blogs and come up with pathetic comebacks like "your a conformist"!

oh yeah and next time you promise someone a cookie, make sure you live up to your word!

Posted on 10.23.08 08:31 AM by no1rebal

*oxygen*

Posted on 10.23.08 08:31 AM by no1rebal

"Simple grammatical errors, such as incorrect use of your and you're, can harm how others perceive your credibility when they read your compositions. It is in your best interests to learn how to use these words properly."

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your

Posted on 10.23.08 10:11 AM by Uganja

Bring the PAIN!!! Best game I purchased on the PSN!!

Posted on 10.23.08 10:19 AM by PROJECT359

@uganja are you on crack?

Posted on 10.23.08 10:41 AM by no1rebal

@Uganja

I just have to put on the Captain Obvious hat for this one.... when you post about someone else's grammar.... remember that "alot" is two words.... a lot...
"for a paraplegic, you sure do type alot huh?" Added, there should be a capitalized F at the beginning of that statement. I was going to stay out of this one as Rebel and Haskell can do as they please, but you are on a message board. People may not always have the time to sit and ponder over their sentence composition or spelling before they chime in with a quick comment. All flames aside, please don't bring composition etiquette into this, that’s just asinine. Flaming is flaming but when a dead horse is beat enough to where you need to resort to commenting on typing skills, it is time to move on. You received the general message he was sending.

Posted on 10.24.08 19:31 PM by ShirtNinja

whoever put a 20p/"a quater" in you needs to ask for their money back. Speak when spoken to hypocrite

Posted on 10.25.08 21:03 PM by Uganja

quarter*
*holds head in shame*

Posted on 10.25.08 21:06 PM by Uganja

awww, poor uganja has been proven wrong an cant think of a decent comeback.

Posted on 10.25.08 22:15 PM by no1rebal

Oh come on Uganja, even you aren't ignorant enough to believe your own last comment. I was simply pointing out the irony in your statement. You speak to someone as if they are under you in a statement that places you in the same catagory. So who is the hypocrite?

Posted on 10.25.08 22:29 PM by ShirtNinja

i'm not ignorant to believe that any of my comments are to be taken any more seriously than perhaps the invention of a chocolate teapot.
apologies for the confusion.

Rebal, you are still, however, a conformist.

Posted on 10.25.08 22:46 PM by Uganja

ps. you're the hypocrite.

Posted on 10.25.08 22:47 PM by Uganja

pps. i'm never wrong

Posted on 10.25.08 22:47 PM by Uganja

ppps. i never run out of comebacks, just the want to carry on dead end convo's that i generally initiate. I got my fix, sorry if you didn't </end sarcasm>

Posted on 10.25.08 22:48 PM by Uganja

ppps. It's spelt Category........ hypocrite *ahem*

Posted on 10.25.08 22:50 PM by Uganja

@retarded prick whos best comeback is "conformist"
yeah you sound like you dont run out of come backs, dont worry its normal for simpletons with the brain of a monkey not to be able to think of a decent argument. and aren't you the most bigheaded motherfucker anyone will ever meet in their life "im never wrong" well then tell me oh supreme ruler of the planet bo lucks if you are never wrong why are you not president/priminister or even the best rocket scientist in the world? why dont you just crawl back into whatever cave you came from and go back to humping your rock because your to ignorant to get a real girlfriend or boyfriend whatever you are into.

if you are never wrong then what does this mean in what language;
"?? - ?????? ??????????????? ????????? ?????? ??? ?????"

Posted on 10.26.08 02:29 AM by no1rebal

if thats too much for your chimp brin to handle then here is something in my language;

e?µa? ??a ?????? ?ef??? Dick ????? t? ??? ?a? t? ?a??te?? ep?st??fe? e?? µp??e? ?a s?efte? ?t? e??a? " conformist"

Posted on 10.26.08 02:34 AM by no1rebal

@uganja and i dont even remember why we are arguing!

Posted on 10.26.08 02:40 AM by no1rebal

wow. hell of a comeback

Posted on 10.26.08 22:31 PM by Uganja

hey my greek fucked up

Posted on 10.27.08 00:02 AM by no1rebal

when does it come out

DAY 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34?





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