Hey all,
Coker here from the PAIN team with a quick look at our 1.67 update
that’s coming in June. We’ve made some
changes and added some goodies for you including new launcher locations and
some more trophies, and I think you’ll dig it.
Let’s take a look:
We have two new layouts in this patch, each with its own
Leaderboards and trophies.
Block Party
This is the first unlockable layout, with the launcher
placed on the opposite side of Downtown.
It’s up above and to the side of the subway entrance, and the new
perspective opens up some new possibilities.
Of course, we wouldn’t leave it at just that. You’ll find a few characters standing around
here and there on the tops of buildings (good for snatching, dragging, and chucking),
and there’s a huge industrial vent in the construction site that can help you
keep your momentum going.
I don’t want to tell you exactly how to unlock Block Party,
but I WILL tell you that it’s a intriguing story between a launch character and
an old lady, and it’s filled with danger, romance, and probably some Ooch. Fear not - the Trophy Room will give you more
information than I will.
Demolition
This layout puts the launcher right in the middle of
Downtown, between the massage parlor and the Lucky Pierre café, and it’s facing
the construction site. We experimented
with making the launcher rotate 360 degrees on this one, but we found that it
took a lot of the improvisation and challenge out of the level. Still, there’s plenty to do. Want to get your character back to the subway
side of Downtown? No problem. Just launch at one of the exploding tanks in
front of you and ride the blast back.
“But Coke, how do I unlock Demolition?”
Well, as you already know, I don’t want to ruin it for you,
but I WILL tell you that it’s an epic, dramatic tale of a girl in a bikini,
exploding throw crates, and a jerk like yourself in a giant launcher causing
PAIN. Once again, the Trophy Room will
reveal more than I.
Trophies
The new Block Party and Demolition layouts wouldn’t be
complete without some new trophies, so be ready for some new challenges. Clearly, I hate to be a spoiler, so let me
just say that the new trophies run the gamut from balls to bombing monkeys to snatching
boxes to swinging on poles. Needless to
say, it’s as twisted as you’d expect in PAIN, and they’re quite a lot of fun.
There are over a dozen new trophies so have fun getting them all in.
Platinum Club
Are you good at PAIN?
Okay, how about GREAT at it? If
so, you’ll enjoy the new Platinum Club challenges. Once you’ve earned Platinum Trophies in Spank
the Monkey, Fun With Explosives, and Mime Toss, you can take on a new level of
difficulty. This is pretty much for the
elite among you, so if you’re nice with yours, keep practicing and be ready
since each Platinum Club will have its own Leaderboard. If you’re not so good yet, now’s the time to
get your skills in order.
Jukebox
If you’ve ever wanted to listen to your own music on the PS3
while listening to PAIN, this is your lucky patch. We’re including a Jukebox that lets you play
your favorite MP3s while you’re in game.
If you haven’t done so already, get together some of your most PAINful
tracks together on your PS3’s hard drive, make a playlist (or several) on the
Xross Media Bar, and when you get the patch, you can choose to play your
playlists, play a particular album, or a particular artist. It’s a beautiful thing. The Idol Minds team says that they have a lot
of fun listening to Louis Armstrong’s “What a Wonderful World” while
playing. Personally, I’m rockin’ Method
Man’s “Bring the Pain” pretty much every time I launch. It just feels right.
Note
– At this time, we will only be supporting the MP3 format. AAC support will be coming at a later date.
Nigel
Although I consider myself one of the most diabolical Haters
this side of the Mississippi,
Nigel, our new character from across the pond, is one bitter, bitter man. Clad in black leather and sporting a giant
spiked Mohawk, he head bangs and stomps his way into PAIN with a vengeance, and
he doesn’t care if you like it or not.
Hardly the perfect English gentleman, Nigel is rude, crude, and ready to
mosh into Grannies, cow suits, subway cars, and whatever else you can throw at
him….and what you can throw HIM at, I guess.
As always, you can expect a pretty killer PS3 Theme to go along with
Nigel, too.
Character Select
Since we’re on the subject of new characters, I should
mention a change to character selection, too.
Currently, if you’re playing HORSE, Bowling, or Fun With Explosives,
everyone plays as the same character.
With the new update, each player now has the option to choose whoever
they want to play.
General Goodies
Some of you have commented about it taking too long to boot
PAIN up. Well, you’ll now be able to
skip through the starting logo sequence if you so desire. Also, in preparation for what will eventually
be an overhauled Replay system, we allow you to turn off the User Interface
when you’re playing or when you’re watching replays. It makes everything a lot cleaner, especially
for replays. You’ll also notice some new
ads around Downtown. We’re going to be
previewing some of the content for the upcoming Amusement Park expansion for
PAIN, so check it out if you want a peek into PAIN’s future.
I hope that gives you all a feel for what’s coming with this
new update. It’s going to be good, and
it’s going you keep you in fighting shape for the Amusement Park. And with online Multiplayer, you need to be
ready to BRING it! As usual, you don’t
have to do anything special to get the patch when we release it. Just fire up the PS3, connect to PSN, and
when you start PAIN, the patch will download and install automatically. Oh, and it’s free. Did I mention that? It’s my favorite price.
Time to get back to the launcher. I’ve got Monkeys to spank. Peace, y’all.
Jason Coker
Associate Producer | PAIN