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• Posted by Travis Williams


I was at the Game Developers Conference last month and I ran into a video game editor and he asked me when I was going to release more content for PAIN. I checked my cell and said, "Right about now." After he got over the shock of that instant gratification he said… "Well I guess you have to since you know your customers have been feeling like there should have been more in PAIN."
 
If you know me you will know I really have a problem with holding back how I feel about things even if my audience is an editor. I'm a pretty straight shooter so I looked at him and I said. "No, we are releasing more content for a few reasons."
 
1.    We have a team of developers whose job it is to improve PAIN by getting user input and folding that into the main PAIN product.
2.    When I said we are committed to PAIN for more than just the initial release, I meant it.
3.    PAIN is about evolving gameplay, so it’s only natural that we keep refining the gameplay.
4.    My last point was actually me swearing in my head. So just imagine your own fitting line here. Chances are you will be close to what I was thinking.
 
There's a slang saying: "Word is bond." Which essentially translates into “mean what you say”. So I always try to live that way. I most certainly always try to make product that way. When I say that we are listening and that PAIN really is better for the community's involvement, I REALLY mean it.
 
When we have meetings about the PAIN community, we mention you by your board names. Some of you are already personalities to us. Your high scores speak volumes, too. These are all good things. It means the pressure we put on the powers that be to create this site was worth it.
 
I am mentioning this because the PAIN world is going to get a bit larger. We are going to be released in other territories shortly. That means we will see new faces. Let’s all make the new members feel welcome. I am sure they will have some of the same questions you all did when we started this site. So H8 Squad take it easy on the noobs alright?
 
Two new PAIN Ladies
This week we add two characters to the PAIN cast: Muffy and Ginger. Cheerleader and Nurse characters needed to happen. I am sure we have both hated both of them at some point in our lives. Although I think I am a little partial to Muffy because her flip animations are pretty darn sweet. Her voice makes me want to blow her up though. Ginger really sounds like she's enjoying the PAIN experience too much. You'll see what I mean.

Work still continues on the new environment. Yes progress is going well and YES it will be awesome when it arrives. Thanks for the input PAINposters. Everyone here on Team PAIN really appreciates your support.


• Posted on 03.13.08 // 03:00 PM Comments (703)   Digg This   

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first?

Posted on 03.08.08 22:00 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

and second

Posted on 03.08.08 22:01 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

You folks on the PAIN team try and act tough and heartless, but after seeing the airbags you provided these latest characters I think you might be developing a soft spot.

Posted on 03.08.08 22:07 PM by 0ompa

@Travis
well said Travis...well said.

So now that I'm at the top of a new post. Questions...again, all relating to upcoming updates.

1) Any chance on customizable controls?
2) Any chance on customizable camera rotation speed? Increased speed would be nice.
3) Any chance on moving replay to the pause menu?
4) Any chance on clowns as characters?

Posted on 03.08.08 22:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

yep, I downloaded both new characters a couple hours ago (from this post) and their fun and I got my 300k feet award with the cheerleader by hanging on a steel gurder...? owell atleast I got it. I also cant wait for those indoor amusement park pics you promised this month Wink

Posted on 03.08.08 22:09 PM by SomeDude

AND WHEN, is the theme park?

Posted on 03.08.08 22:11 PM by crazypenguin

@Travis,
/start A-team theme now
There is your next game. The H8er Squad. A team of Haters in a A*Hole Team Van going to different locations to spread hateraide. Missions include C**K blocking, taking other dudes dates and shouting out endings to movies, even stealing candy from babies. The goal is to create as much HATE as you possible can in a set time frame.
Your more then welcome to take this idea.

If not a game, they can be your first set of premium characters for PAIN.

Finally,
I love this game, I really like this game company for being very real with us. I wish you the direct polar opposite of hate. Keep the good content coming.

Also any new info about the sumo i proposed?

Posted on 03.08.08 22:20 PM by zakupilot256

Characters id love to see in PAIN:

Muslim suicide terrorist
Sumo wrestler (or an extremely fat person)
A grumpy Easter Bunny
A grim reaper (or something holloween)
A thanksgiving turkey
Fast food worker

I hope one of these characters will be in the game one day, I really would like all of these in the game

Posted on 03.08.08 22:28 PM by SomeDude

So Travis, have you found the UFO?

Posted on 03.08.08 22:34 PM by Pee_Wee

more character ideas coming in, wot about, (big gasp of breath)
James Bond
A nerd pretending to be spiderman
Cowboy
Grim reaper
Angel
Devil
Boxer
Scuba diver
Fat business man
Basketball player
Terminator
Hitler (he'd deserve it)
Australian
Octopus
police man

comments on any ideas welcome

Posted on 03.08.08 22:35 PM by Mozzle

just seen the other post about grim reaper, i did not copy. Great minds think alike, thats all

Posted on 03.08.08 22:37 PM by Mozzle

hah, yep great ideas id like to see hitler and a nerd in there.

Posted on 03.08.08 22:41 PM by SomeDude

A nerd pretending to me spider man is possible since SONY owns the movie rights. That be a really good one acutally, A nerd that battle cries come from sci fi movies and is dressed like spiderman with alt costumes. I approve.

Posted on 03.08.08 22:48 PM by zakupilot256

great job delivering what you promised...

for once...

but don't worry tw...

im waiting...patiently...

and yeah i caught the post about the characters being released yesterday...

but that was way to easy... i'll let the h8 rookies have that...

im all about the scope of the h8

x

Posted on 03.08.08 23:00 PM by alphavs0mega

I appreciate the fact that ya'll created a game worth downloading,
my girlfriend & I play as much as we can.
It would be nice if u could pick 2 diffrent characters
in 2 player mode (she aways wanna pick Cookie,
she aint even seen Muffy & Ginger yet, more drama).
But other than that I cant wait 2 destroy the amusement park. -1st Post!!! -the real vsopinc

Posted on 03.08.08 23:49 PM by vsop

Nice Travis! But you shouldn't have kept #4 in your head... Next time tell the person a few choice words and say it's from the H8 Squad... We'll take the heat... As for the noobs... we'll have to see exactly how dumb their questions are, no promises... The cheerleader does some pretty means flips, gonna make for some spectacular videos!

I have an idea for horse... Would there be a way to make it so if you grab a target, the 2nd player has to grab it as well? Right now all they have to do is hit it, and sometimes grabbing and still getting a good score is harder.

And incase I missed it, is there a timeframe for online multiplayer? I know, I know... But I'm looking for a few months or like a year...very general, thats all.

I'm hoping you liked my skeeball idea, I think it would be fun, and much more of a challenge than bowling is.

Posted on 03.08.08 23:51 PM by TonyB

@Oompa: Blame that on Jeff. I tend to agree with Mix-a-lot on how I like my ladies. Aiight?

Juggalo: Customizable controls? I dunno you think it’s really worth it? Camera rotation speed might be doable. Before we start moving replay around let us get replays done. Like all the stuff we’ve been saying is in the works. Then we will see if you still want to move it. I will post something about characters soon. We’ll have a nice vote on the new one.

@Somedude: Marketing and PR need to okay me posting new shots of the area. But as soon as I get the nod I will post.

@Crazypenguin: The Park is months away. But trust me when I say the wait is worth it. You will have as much content in the Park as you did when Downtown came out and then some. Online Multiplayer will be part of the Park as well.

@Zaku: When we start pushing new areas for PAIN just keep on the lookout for jokes in the level. You might see H8 Squad jabs. I just got a look at some of the new “ads” we are going to push to Downtown. Some of them are FUNNY! Stay tuned on your Sumo idea. I have an idea that will be nice for the community soon. I am planning on letting you all pick the form of your destroyer.

@PeeWee: I don’t see any UFO. Stop toying with my emotions (Chuckle)

@Alpha: I’m on a roll now SON. What chu gonna do? (You can’t see me but I am doing the Harlem Shake as I type this).

@TonyB: You are describing a mechanic we are toying with right now for a mode I am not about to tell you about. Your idea is very solid so stay tuned. And Online Multiplayer once again is the same timing as Amusement Park. Months away but still pretty close. Yeah, your skeeball idea was good actually. I was thinking along the same lines right before we shipped. So if we both thought about it … it has to be pimp right?

Posted on 03.09.08 00:28 AM by travis williams

yeah the UFO in the window. they also have another thing in the window... under the UFO theres a whole brick building where the slingshot and construction site are supposed to be!

Posted on 03.09.08 00:33 AM by SomeDude

Thanks for the new characters and I finally unlocked 'ed' the cow! The naughty nurse is really naughty!

Posted on 03.09.08 00:41 AM by rwmega

@Everyone
Speculation purely...but I feel that since the slingshot is moving,the ufo might appear in the sky AND windows. If not...the mystery will continue.

Posted on 03.09.08 00:45 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis:You can stop lying now you know the UFO is there,because you can easily spot it from the hotel in both PAINdemonium or Aftermath,plus you made the game,so tell us why it is there!

Posted on 03.09.08 00:52 AM by PS3Potential

if you look in ANY window (or anything with reflection of the city) you can see the UFO if you rotate around the window a bit

Posted on 03.09.08 00:56 AM by SomeDude

@Travis
If there would be one main focus out of the suggestions I made it would definitly be the speed of the camera control. I can see how some people might say it would take away from the skill you have to posses now. However, I feel that most players would say they would enjoy the game more IF they had an option to control the speed of the camera. You would have higher scores and more multipliers(spelling?) resulting from better skill rather than just pure luck. It would defintley make the leaderboards more competetive and honest. In my mind, it's just as important as multiplayer. Well...almost as important. Very very close 2nd.

Posted on 03.09.08 00:56 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

You can also see it in the bowling ball, now that we all know how to use our eyes and see a UFO, can you guys drop it please??? We were over this months ago and he's not going to say. He told us as much a long time ago...

Let it go and wait for the mystery to be revealed....

Posted on 03.09.08 00:59 AM by TonyB

How about a rating system for the board? So we could rank posts so we know which ones we don't need to read? If it's a good post it would get a 0 rating. If it's a dumb post, it could get a high rating. The scale can be called "Does Ones Opinions Sound Helpful?" or D.O.O.S.H. A 5 D.O.O.S.H. rating would be not worth reading at all...

Posted on 03.09.08 01:09 AM by TonyB

For the PAIN Team...

Just downloaded the two new "ladies" and they are pretty good . Some feedback though...
Ginger: impact sounds are there , she flies much better than Cookie ,not too many sayings in the time I tried...BUT an unusual event in the background . While using the overhead view , I noticed that a large section of the track in front of the Hotel had fallen , all on its own , and when the train came by it went straight on over as if the section was there . I watched it go by three times . Weird !

Muffy ; no impact sounds just like Hung Lo . Her pony tail will "grab" in the dirt just like all the previous character releases .

I know you're busy with all the releases and upcoming Park but can you tell us if the sounds and grabs and jaggie shadows are of any concern to the development progress of this game? I know it's all about fun but I think these items are important too .

Scott..........

Posted on 03.09.08 01:18 AM by Scott_R_K

@TonyB:Right,just as we rather NOT wait for the Amusement Park screenshots and instead wait for the mystery of how the Amusement Park looks like be revealed months by now!
@Everyone:Who thinks we need an answer already?

Posted on 03.09.08 01:28 AM by pedro

Oh by the way,pedro is my computer name,but my PS3 name is PS3Potential(PS3 not working,wireless internet down,must use computer.)

Posted on 03.09.08 01:30 AM by pedro

Im back.

Posted on 03.09.08 01:32 AM by PS3Potential

Chill Pedro... He already said he has to get approval to show the screen shots... Do you read the posts or what?

Posted on 03.09.08 01:40 AM by TonyB

@TonyB:Sorry,but that's not the problem,it's that"What UFO"charade that is ticking me off,after all,he made the game,he put it there.

Posted on 03.09.08 01:45 AM by pedro

@Travis,
Sorry for that comment,if I were you,I either jab me with a stick or type something bad about me,and that's okay type to my ps3 name PS3Potential or my computer name pedro go on ahead,just forgive me ,it's hard to wait a long time for an answer that raises so many questions later on.
GuiltyGamer,
pedro/PS3Potential

Posted on 03.09.08 01:53 AM by pedro

jeff and i seem to have similar interests in ladies.

/these ladies must be scurv doggs because he is one of those rap guys.

Posted on 03.09.08 01:59 AM by 0ompa

@Oompa - Nah... If they were rap guy girls they would have much more junk in the trunk!

Posted on 03.09.08 02:02 AM by TonyB

trunk...trunk

Posted on 03.09.08 02:03 AM by TonyB

Travis, is it possible for a screenshot of the park soon? I seriously thought the amusement park would be out by the end of this month..but you still say months away..I understand it takes a long time, but we keep hearing the same thing, no update on it, no pictures, nothing, just new characters..

Posted on 03.09.08 02:03 AM by jrabin93

@P3Potential: I don’t think UFOs are real. I mean if you think about it Hung Lo could be a UFO he is an Unidentified Flying Object. And I have seen a few things flying around in PAIN that I couldn’t identify readily. Does that count? There are no UFOs in PAIN you guys clearly are just seeing things. * Evil Grin * Where’s my sharp stick?

@TonyB: Trunk Indeed. I also predict we will end up moving to another board software before all this is done. Keep making suggestions. It’s what I use to get marketing (who pays for this site) to spend more money on it.

@Scott: Jaggy shadows are fast shadows. Sharp shadows cause PAIN slowdown. We made a choice to choose speed over perfect shadows. I maintain if you are looking at the shadows you are clearly not having fun. Will this change? Most likely no. We will endeavor to give you enough to do that you can stop looking at those shadows. I will talk to audio and see if a second pass on some of the characters is possible.

@JRabin: I just had a conversation with Marketing about things that should be here rather than things that should first appear on someplace like IGN or Gamespot. The “skirmish” isn’t over. Basically I want to make sure while you might get the icing other places you get the whole cake here on the PAIN site otherwise you guys would just go to the other sites for all your PAIN info. Chances are you will see the first screenshots of the Amusement Park other places but you will get more here as well as other information. I am pretty adamant about making this site a place to go to hang out and to get the latest info. I know that doesn’t really answer your question much.. but I would guess that the first shots of the Park will more than likely release a month from now. Does that help?

Posted on 03.09.08 02:46 AM by travis williams

@Travis: Funny story, you know that editor is probably one of us on the H8 squad. And Im with TonyB, we will play nice as long as we can. But with Flaming comments like zakupilot256 you know its only a matter of time before all hell breaks loose! Gotta love controversy!!
Since everyone one else keeps jumping on the when when when bandwagon, I thought I would get mine in too, and guestament on when the new rearranged downtown themes will be released? I already know the amusement park and such is months away.
Geez, I gotta find something to H8 on pretty soon, Im running out of material. There hasn't even been any good flame attempts worth acknowledging. What is the deal, you guys eating your Wheaties or something, you have had everything together lately. But we are still here waiting to pounce you know.
@TonyB: Bout time you get back! Was, getting kinda outnumbered here for a while. But its all quiet and peacefull here right now. But, I have a idea that its all about to blow up with the international release!!

Posted on 03.09.08 02:51 AM by 2speedy1

@Travis,

I will be sure to keep an eye out for the new Ads. I also recommend a documentary called American Pimp I think by HBO. Should give you plenty of material to work with about for the pimp slap. Hmm pimp slap with a sneaker sounds like Snoop Dogg.

Posted on 03.09.08 11:25 AM by zakupilot256

To pain staff, igot an idea about a new mode that can probably be for every level that comes out. I have'nt really thought it through yet, but to me its nice. what about mode where have to stay off the ground for as long as possible, and there are objects that you can bounce off of, like trampolines, diving boards and others that you can think of. Now the object of the is to come up with challenges like, off the car, off the explosive, off the granny, nothing but pain and so on, and you keep doing these things for as long as possible. the difficult part is you have to hit the right object. the name of the mode could be called.....(thinking).....Off the wall pain or Pain Off. Is it to much? is it something that can happen? What do you think Pain staff and pain fans

Posted on 03.09.08 11:31 AM by michael

@Michael - That sounds like a good mode...Thats what I basically do with fun with explosives. I'm not a big fan of the mode cuz I don't see where the skill is in just being blown around the ground. but staying up for 5 or 6 boxes is a lot harder and takes some good oooching skills.

Posted on 03.09.08 11:42 AM by TonyB

Travis,

Is the point glitch still being worked on. the explosive box on the truck behind the slingshot. Ive watched a score of 80,000 shoot up to 5 mil after just hitting the explosive box on the truck behind the slingshot and then watched each explosive box or object hit after that give anywhere from 500,000 to a 1,000,000 point each hit.

this is also a little random as sometimes the score from hitting the box will be normal but Ive also witnessed in person a score of 14 mil from just hitting the explosive box.

Posted on 03.09.08 11:46 AM by playingdead

@TonyB
A board using D.O.O.S.H. as a rating. That's genious right there. LMAO. Seriously.

Posted on 03.09.08 11:46 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Is it possible we could get Aaron Greenberg as a downloadable character? Smile

Probably not, but it's nice to think about.

Posted on 03.09.08 11:48 AM by Dinkelheimer

I was playing with the 2 new females and I got to ask if you guys added physics to their boobs?... cause I swear I see them move about~
I read that you guys will be adding new features in the coming months, like new modes and stuff like that.
I'm really hyped about the mp3 because I got a ton of music on my ps3 HDD... you guys are working hard!!!

Posted on 03.09.08 11:49 AM by capri86

@thanks TonyB, I like F.W.E but i'm horrible at it my hi score 135 and the top guy got 600+. btw my name is different on the leaderboards its mi33ke, but anyway i still have fun. type u L8tr

Posted on 03.09.08 11:52 AM by michael

no one wants charectars for the same area...just bust out new areas like every week and get yourself some actual money.... I would play this and buy things if it was fun anymore but its not its boring, it was boring after a week, this was a good idea but you failed in doing it right....more courses!!!!

Posted on 03.09.08 11:57 AM by DankandSticky

@Travis,

check this out, A St. Patrick's Day Zombie named Rick O'Mortas. When he collides into a surface, Things like an eye, jaw, foot, guts come flying off. He can do the Thriller Dance as one of his aerial moves. Not Want PAIN, Want BrrrAAAINNSSSS!!!

Posted on 03.09.08 13:37 PM by zakupilot256

An executive character would be fun.

Posted on 03.09.08 13:49 PM by Digitalman

So I take it this wasn't the update with the new trophies and moved launcher? I added Muffy, from my gf's account, and later when I logged into mine I had an update pushed, was that just Muffy being added to my profile? Just to clarify, the gold member thing is something to be added, it's not in yet (or am I not nearly as good as I think? Frown ).

Posted on 03.09.08 15:05 PM by srart

Congratulations from SPAIN for this addictive and original GAME! It's fantastic!

Posted on 03.09.08 17:55 PM by DanteNeverDies

@ Travis - Care to elborate on your comment; 'I am planning on letting you all pick the form of your destroyer.' does this mean there might be a poll soon (Zakus' Sumo vs yeti) or are you planning on making characters features changeable (i.e. putting your own face in place of theirs)? I think MutilatRJuggalo has a quality idea with moving the replay button to the start menu & increased camera speed. Other characters I think would do well are an air guitar champion & maybe a baseball umpire, would also like to see clowns. Muffy & Ginger are ace. Ever thought about having commentry in your replays or even a replay editor? One last question- a while back you said you said you visited my great countries (lol) capital for a voice over (London) any more insight to what character that might be? Royal guard (big black hat) or Cabbie maybe?

Posted on 03.09.08 17:59 PM by mortal_sinner

What about a map editor? You have all the models of objects and you (Meaning the developers) can place them wherever you want because you are releasing a different form of PAINdemonium. So how about it?

Posted on 03.09.08 18:45 PM by kitfisto007

More character ideas:
A Mexican
Alien
Elvis
Elwood Blues
A Mummy
Egyptian
Leprechaun
Darth Vader
Pilot
Jewel Thief
Crash Test Dummy
Frankenstein

This is still Mozzle, just my account on PC

Posted on 03.09.08 19:38 PM by Tom

will there be any game characters released for PAIN? Kratos would be cool with his swords flying behind him if possible. it would be funny hearing him scream like a bitch lol





Posted on 03.09.08 20:55 PM by Perkowski

Travis,

Posted on 03.09.08 21:45 PM by PeuswahBoy

Whoops...Let's try this again...

Travis, as a developer myself, I know how full your plate can get, and I want to commend you on the feedback. I think you do a great job keeping the community plugged in, and provide a valuable service by doing so.

That's it...awesome job.

Posted on 03.09.08 21:47 PM by PeuswahBoy

@Everyone
Anyone ever hit the Propane tank on top of the rub-n-tug, then the propane tank to the right of the slingshot, then the propane tank on top the building to the left of the slingshot? Funny stuff.

Posted on 03.09.08 21:53 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Mortal_Sinner
Good call on the umpire. Perfect call. Expsecially with baseball season coming up!!
I hope this is character is in the near future for pain. That and definitly a clown. You either hate um or love um, either way you wanna see um fly.

Posted on 03.09.08 23:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I don't know what I said at the end. Basically though, an ump and a clown should be the next characters. Clearly.

Posted on 03.09.08 23:15 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

...then a sumo wrestler.

Posted on 03.09.08 23:15 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Vampirefirex - Where you at? We could do with an updated charater list!
@MutilatRJuggalo - Cheers mate! My personal best is 5 propane tanks, I was well happy thinking I was in for a good run & then I was faced with a dumpster directly below with no ooch. I use the same sequence & with the tank next to the cerial bowl & then the tank on the second roof to the right of the sling-shot. Try it, It blows a loads up without putting too much debri in the roads.
@Everyone- Some good character ideas floating about, except terminator or robots, they don't feel Pain so whats the point? Gladiator screaming 'are you not entertained?' would be funny though (copyright could be an issue).

Posted on 03.09.08 23:54 PM by mortal_sinner

@MutilatRJuggalo- Sorry, I ment the second left roof.

Posted on 03.09.08 23:55 PM by mortal_sinner

why does everyone want gore? Im happy with this being one of the few games without blood and guts. Look at little big planet.

Posted on 03.09.08 23:55 PM by whitegold58

Why did my PAIN just do an update?

Posted on 03.10.08 00:29 AM by TonyB

All character ideas i could find:
Sumo wrestler
Astrnaught
A Mexican
Alien
Elvis
Elwood Blues
A Mummy
Egyptian
Leprechaun
Darth Vader
Pilot
Jewel Thief
Crash Test Dummy
Frankenstein
James Bond
A nerd pretending to be spiderman
Cowboy
Grim reaper
Angel
Devil
Boxer
Scuba diver
Fat business man
Basketball player
Terminator
Hitler (he'd deserve it)
Australian
Octopus
police man
Muslim suicide terrorist
A grumpy Easter Bunny
A thanksgiving turkey
Fast food worker
Mr T
Kratos
Grandma
Monkey
Brock Lee
jar jar binks
a man in a ginat diaper
Sonic the hedgehog
Britney Spears
Jay and silent Bob
Master Shake
Homer Simpson
Bender
Cheech and chong
GIR from invader zim
Animal from the muppets
A Moose
Mr Potato Head
Superman
Stripper
Evel Knievel
Ratchet and Clank
MC Hammer
Tarzan
Soldier
The Hater
The Swindler
Napoleon Dynamite
Paris Hilton
Travis
Skeleton
Stretchy Super Hero
Someone in a wheelchair
Evil clown
Clown
Tony Hawk
The mime
Pimp
Girl in Bikini
Coker
Jeff
Doctor

Not all of these ideas are mine, they are a collection of mine and other peoples from the posts.

Mozzle

Posted on 03.10.08 00:47 AM by Tom

I saw your next character will be an angry British person. This is pretty funny since the British people are so irritating and they have been complaining about receiving PAIN late. Pretty good one there.
Then your NEXT character will be a young girl in uniform. One can guess a schoolgirl. The question is - are these female characters actually made for girls to play with - or are they just products of your sexual fantasies? Hot nurse, cheerleader, schoolgirl, ... If these keep going this way, we can all look forward to playing with Ron Jeremy, Debbie, Dallas, a female foreign exchange student and the Pizza Delivery guy (bow chicka bow wow).

Posted on 03.10.08 00:57 AM by StalkingSilence

Oh - the British guy's name is Nigel. pretty hilarious, should probably be Nigel Lithgow (the producer of american idol and media mogul on all my american tv shows). Looking forward to a pic. BTW, i thought you would announce characters HERE on this website and not here: www.psu.com/...IN-content-Feature--a0003079-p0.php

Posted on 03.10.08 00:59 AM by StalkingSilence

How the hell are we irritating stalkingsilence? YOU would be angry too if PAIN came out 3 months after the american release date.

Posted on 03.10.08 01:08 AM by whitegold58

Add MUFFY now to the list of characters with the on going sound issues Travis. She's my fave of the 2 now and she makes DULL ass impact sounds when hitting many different objects. Same goes for HUNG LO and SCURV DOG. C'mon man, why the hell can't this be fixed?? The Nurse makes great impact sounds when hitting things but Muffy doesn't? It makes no sense!!

Posted on 03.10.08 01:12 AM by Ramy

I love the new characters......I have no problems with their sounds at all....same goes for the other two...the wee ones...It must be user error!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 01:27 AM by THEfireman

Hey!!!! Why not make a fireman character....he could yell things like..."I got a pole for ya to slide down!!!"

Or..."My hose is charged and ready!!!"

He could be a very good addition to pain!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 01:29 AM by THEfireman

No cops...their too aggressive and mean!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 01:30 AM by THEfireman

Hey this is my fourth post in a row!!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 01:30 AM by THEfireman

if yer really doin a British bloke, can you please please please don't give him a bowler hat and a london accent. You Americans seem to forget theres more to England than the southern shandy drinking puffs (Londoners)

Posted on 03.10.08 01:51 AM by Mozzle

"I got a pole for ya to slide down!!" LOL

Posted on 03.10.08 02:30 AM by whitegold58

I should flippin' hope we are personalities to you, seeing as we're people, and,some of us are aspiring game devs, who will end up working next to, or close to you, or above people like you. not to flame, cause' I love you guys, but you should change your name to Mr.Hollywood, with the way that personalities comment sounded, to me.

Posted on 03.10.08 02:31 AM by TRUTHC3LL

For the record Pain is still one of the best offerings on the PSN, for both content and price, anyone on the PSN who hasn't bought it should get on that, and a lot of people are screaming for online freestyle sessions atm, something where they can just go and party it up, in a world of PAIN.

Posted on 03.10.08 02:33 AM by TRUTHC3LL

@Ramy: First of all I guess we can agree to disagree on the impact sounds. They are there I guess they are just not a comedic or loud as you would like them. It’s not a bug it’s a judgment call from the audio production side. Fireman seems to be okay with them. We’ll obviously have to strike some sort of balance.

@Whitegold: You know I am not going to try to calm you down. I think you certainly have a right to be at the very least upset about the release date difference. As I have said before we are going to now ship content at the same time. You will get more PAIN than the US did. They had to wait 2.5 months for the update. You get it all on day one.

@StalkingSilence: I said I have “discussions” with my marketing / pr staff all the time about what should be announced here as opposed to elsewhere. I don’t always win. You have to remember that although I control production of PAIN I don’t have say on everything. That being said…Nigel’s awesome. He was recorded in our European Studio (In London) Big ups to Gavin (our UK producer) who made that happen. He’s a bit on the rowdy side.

@ PeuswahBoy: Yeah producing PAIN and being the community manager is a full time gig. I am lucky that I have awesome help. We are going to take this community stuff to another level soon.

@TonyB: We update the PAIN UI to reflect characters you can get in game. That’s how we change the Coming Soon Icon to Buy me etc… It’s how we let you know what’s up.

@MortalSinner: Picking launchables sounds like a good idea but I wanna take that a step further. We’ll have some democracy up in this piece in a week or so. Stay tuned.

@Srat: No this wasn’t the next update will have all that. And Europe will get it at the same time.

@Zaku: Rick O’Mortis? You know if I didn’t laugh so hard at that I would chastise you for being epically cheesy.

Posted on 03.10.08 02:35 AM by travis williams

*Ahem* I believe the "girl in a uniform" would be a girl scout. In my opinion it would be more fun to fling around a girl scout.

"Anyone want some cooooooooookies!"+

Posted on 03.10.08 02:44 AM by kitfisto007

how about an absurdly cliche Bowling for Al Queda mini-game. When you finally decide to include some politicians or army dude characters etc.

Nothing would be quite as satisfactory as tossing a muscle bound military man, that is reminiscant of my Abusive Stepfather, into a bunch of ak-47 toting terrorists.

oh and the more whores (both man or woman) the better Laughing great job guys keep up the good work, I look forward to the next environment, and hopfully some fan-inspired modes. <.<

Posted on 03.10.08 02:50 AM by TRUTHC3LL

lol @ angry British man, can we say ... Rolf Mhor of Insomniac, although 90% of the time I agree with his rants, so I wouldn't be able to toss him into a world of pain personally.

Posted on 03.10.08 02:55 AM by TRUTHC3LL

I 100% believe it is a bug, it makes no sense for one character of EQUAL SIZE mind you...to make LESS noise than another character. Perfect example...flying into the manhole sign...someone needs to back me up on this....fly into it with the NURSE and listen to the BANG she makes upon impact....then pick MUFFY and do the same thing and watch how dull the sound is in comparison. Just like the 2 midget characters. Travis...I'm not a videogame developer and I have no clue how it works....but EVEN I know that this is a sound bug.

Posted on 03.10.08 03:10 AM by Ramy

@Travis, just wanted to know if you read my idea the knew mode i came up with? No hurry when you get time. Thanks

Posted on 03.10.08 03:15 AM by michael

@Travis
I think a great new mode, would be a balloon tossing game. You could have single player, multiplayer, and co-op multiplayer. Single player and co-op could have their own leaderboards. If possible, it would be cool to have 2 mini slingshots so both players could go at once firing away into the environment. Think of the mayhem. Each player would be given a set amount of balloons to start with, say 10. That number could increase with bonuses the more damage you cause. Scoring could be a mix between PAINdemonium and fun with explosives. Mutltipliers and object totals as well as keeping track of how many objects you take out with each balloon. All of this with a set time limit that could increase as well like in fun with explosives. I think it would be awesome. Can PAIN handle all of that?

Posted on 03.10.08 04:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Travis,
Thank you as usual for the update. As I have said in previous messages, it is awesome and truly special to know that the creators of the game, are ACTUALLY listening to the fans. I am a PAIN lover, and a hater, but moreso the lover.
I fully admit it and damn proud to. I was one of the 1st ones to bitch about the lack of content etc. and I posted my reasons why. Since that time in November, you have constantly updated us, almost daily on your progress of creating, and fixing the new levels for us, any adjustments, tweaks etc.. You have added new charachters, and added now Fun w/ explosives as a new game mode.
You are listening too us, and that is vital for any company. But the thing is, YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN AND GET BACK TO US ON OUR COMMENTS, AND MAKE IMPROVEMENTS BEFORE YOU RELEASE THEM. I wish othe companies would do the same.
Look at the history of PS3 games as it is. Now I know you make games for the PSN, but I am sure you have worked on others. Month after month we hear and read about the "new" game coming out.New gameplay, tactics, AI, etc. Take for example.. LAIR... It gets pumped up AT E-3 etc., awed by graphics, the use of the Sixaxis, and we were all stunned and pretty much went HOLY SH!T.. Then it came out.. WHAT A DISASTER.. horrible game play, miserable controls, and plain BLAH...
I went over the Gamespot.com's list of game ratings. Do you know how many games are listed with a rating between a 2 and 6? It something over 35. 35 games have come out, all 60 bucks each, and 35+ games absolutely SUCK.
Do these companies actually believe they made something groundbreaking, dynamic, special or even fun, playable, let alone replayable?? If I was the head of SONY, EA etc.. I would want the 1st copy of the game in my hands, BEFORE it is released, and have my team play it, go over it with a fine toothed comb, find the errors, glitches etc.. and if their was a problem, or problems, you pack it back up, send it back to them, and say, "THIS SUCKS, FIX IT NOW AS WE REFUSE TO RELEASE IT TO OUR FANS BEING THIS WAY! They,(us) are spending over 60 bucks a game, and within 5 mins of playing it, the game is now worthless and your making US look bad".
Look at how many companies have folded because they bust their hump making a game, somehow convince their bosses we will like it, then it sells only 1000 copies. Great, put in thousands of man hours, pay upwords of 10-20 million bucks on a game that won't make a million. Seriously, look at this crap!
NAME RATING RELEASE DATE:
Lair 4.5 Aug 31, 2007
Soldier of Fortune:
Payback 4.5 Nov 28, 2007
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty
4.5 Mar 12, 2008
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
5.0 Jun 21, 2007
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 5.0 Jul 3, 2007
Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 5.0 Aug 30, 2007
NBA 08 5.0 Sep 27, 2007
Beowulf 5.0 Nov 21, 2007
Bladestorm:
The 100 Years' War 5.0 Dec 7, 2007
NFL Tour 5.0 Jan 14, 2008

THANK YOU for having the decency, sound mind, and well BALLS to ask us what should be made better etc., THEN taking that info to your team, breaking it down, and making it ahppen. And as you have said.. we are working on the levels, getting the kinks out, and making SURE it is right BEFORE we release it.
KEEP IT UP
"Haskell420" # 10, or 12 on PAIN MIME TOSS SCOREBOARD.

Posted on 03.10.08 04:22 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis, I know you said that multiplayer will come with the amusement park. Isn't there anyway we could see that before? Im sure there are a lot of things that need to be tested but hope we could see multiplayer before the amusement park. Keep up the good work. Oh and what about different types of launchers? Will we see any?

Posted on 03.10.08 04:23 AM by ryoga453

@ Travis n Jeff..

re: UFO..AND noises coming from the rooms...

Travis, Go into the replay editor, and move it in front of the Hotel. Does not matter what floor you start at, because it is visable in all.
When you get up close, 2 things occur:
1- Tilt the camera up so your looking up at the window, ANY window, and you will see the UFO aka Flying Saucer in the air, near the top of a buliding.. you can also see the UFO in other buildings windows..

2- When in the replay editor, and still in front of the hotel, if you go floor by floor, you will hear activity INSIDE the rooms.. some are of Whips..some are moaning.. I even heard a TV Announcer say "Goooal"...lol
Posted on 03.14.08 12:53 PM by Hello Hello

Posted on 03.10.08 04:25 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis,

Yes Travis, I am the Mayor of CHEESE!!!
(Sounds like a great Billboard). I will come up with more Ideas as soon as they hit me.


I would be more then happy to be the community manager for PAIN. I just graduated college with a BA in Sociology/Marketing and currently looking for work in the industry. You get more time producing the game and I can get a job in the industry. Its a Win-Win.

Posted on 03.10.08 04:51 AM by zakupilot256

@TRAVIS....
RE:Names:
BILL DING... THEIRS THOUSANDS LIKE THAT...

BUT TRAVIS..
HERE IS THE ULTIMATE CLASSIC NAME.. WE HAVE ALL HEARD IT, AND EVERY TIME WE DO, IT ALWAYS MAKES YA LAUGH, AND IT ALWAYS IS FUNNY.
LADIES N GENTS, BOYS N GIRLS, RATERS N HATERS.. I GIVE YOU.. THE ONE, THE ONLY..

MIKE HUNT

Posted on 03.10.08 04:56 AM by Hello Hello

forgot to mention.. my name, well, nickname in the PSN and online is

haskell420

Posted on 03.10.08 04:59 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis:Just in case you don't believe Hello Hello,I will back him up.First on replay mode,use your analog stick and zoom in on a hotel window.Make sure you can see the reflection cleary.Then tilt the camera slightly if needed and that's how you see a UFO and if you say that you can't see it,I will later on post a video to show you that there is a UFO.

Posted on 03.10.08 05:29 AM by PS3Potential

how about a eagle scout....he could say something like..."I finally ate my first brownie!!!!"

A minister....lord only knows what he would say....."Bless me father for I have REALLY sinned"

Posted on 03.10.08 05:32 AM by THEfireman

@PS3Potential
TRAVIS KNOWS ABOUT THE UFO GUYS!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 05:41 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

MutilatRJuggalo
We know that.

Posted on 03.10.08 05:45 AM by Pee_Wee

Travis will pimp slap us with a sneaker if we keep talking about the UFO. There is no UFO /shifty eyes.

Posted on 03.10.08 06:35 AM by zakupilot256

@MutilatRJuggalo:We know that,but why is he covering up?
@zakupilot256:He probably will pimp slap us,if we play that online multiplayer with pimp slapping in the future.
P.S.If you got anythng to say,just type to PS3Potentail,after all,I'm PS3Potential.

Posted on 03.10.08 06:51 AM by pedro

My guess, he's part of the government and much like Roswell it's a cover up. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 06:55 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Character ideas:

Conjoined twins - you could play around with where they are conjoined at.

Mermaid - no legs, but would result in unique situations.

New Jersey/Preppy guy - they have earned a ride in the sling shot launcher.

Caveman - "my head not feel so good."

Posted on 03.10.08 06:56 AM by 0ompa

...it's just a reflection from the giant spoon, or possibly a specle of dust on the camera, there's a lot of construction going on downtown you know.

Posted on 03.10.08 06:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Oompa
Conjoined twins would be hilarious

Posted on 03.10.08 07:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I don't know about yall, but i'd sure like to launch a T-rex around. I may never see a live T-rex in my lifetime, but with the power of PAIN I could at least know what one would look and sound like smacking into a building, or biting a monkey in its bald butt(a roaring chomp could be a pose).
I think a T-Rex would be perfect cause he's got them short little arms which don't give you much grabbing range, but would allow for you to roll and roll making Ooch easier to get.

Posted on 03.10.08 07:10 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MutilatRJuggalo,Travis,and Everyone:I guess that telling you people where the UFO is might not be working,so instead,how about you watch a video about it,oh and this is what I meant about posting the video if you try to deny it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAlWS6ZO98
Hope this helps.

Posted on 03.10.08 07:30 AM by pedro

WHAT!!!??? CALM ME DOWN!!?? WHO THE no, only joking. Im as calm as ever about the release date. As I already was. looking forward to playing the game I bought my ps3 for!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 07:41 AM by whitegold58

@pedro

I'm stickin' with what I said. Reflection from the spoon or specle of dust. lol.

Posted on 03.10.08 08:18 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

for the PAIN Team...
Travis , thanks for the reply . I guess I'll have to try and ignore the jaggies and concentrate more on the fun .
{Quote}"I will talk to audio and see if a second pass on some of the characters is possible."
Yes , please do . It would be interesting to hear their input on how the sound effects are "tagged" for each character . They are different with the new releases except for Ginger . Strange eh ? Since we are all using the PS3 , some of the Setup differences should be eliminated , however if they need more info from us (Ramy included) then just ask , we want to help .

Scott............

Posted on 03.10.08 08:26 AM by Scott_R_K

@Pedro - ahem....HE FUC&%NG KNOWS WHERE THEUFO IS - WE ALL KNOW WHERE TH FU&%^&ING UFO IS!!! HE'S NOT TELLING YOU BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO!!! SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!

I GIVE YOU A 6 D.O.O.S.H. SCORE!!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 08:27 AM by TonyB

I feel better now....

Posted on 03.10.08 08:29 AM by TonyB

@ Juggalo - The balloon thing sounds cool, but they said we won't get to shoot 2 players at once, too much info to track. But just think of all the carnage that would be created... Maybe long down the road when the programmers learn how to use the PS3 to it full caps....

@anyone - Any idea how that guy got 600+ boxes? I'm only at 145 right now, but I just don't see how you can get that many boxes to show up, let alone hit that many... Platinum comming soon tho....

Posted on 03.10.08 08:40 AM by TonyB

Can't wait for the H8 Squad to go international on the 20th... or if history repeats itself...again... Friday the 21st when PAIN launches.

All you haters can feel free to join our little democracy...

Senior H8 Editor
&
American H8 Squad Ambassador,
Alphavs0mega

Posted on 03.10.08 08:50 AM by alphavs0mega

@TonyB:Chill dude I just wanted to post a video what are you the head of the company or something?

Posted on 03.10.08 08:59 AM by pedro

Travis,
May I ask you something?Well... if you can answer that...How many people bought the game?

Posted on 03.10.08 09:02 AM by Pee_Wee

oh did anyone ever seen a glitch about a train FLYING?

Posted on 03.10.08 09:02 AM by pedro

@TonyB

That's the beauty of the balloons though. You're not shooting 2 individual players. There's no grabbing or Ooching to mess with the physics. Just a lot of falling and crashing objects. I'm sure PAIN could handle it. It's already full of falling and crashing objects. Plus this mode would go great with the new replay system they're working on.

Posted on 03.10.08 09:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TonyB
Plus in addition to that, the objects being tossed could change with each launcher/environment.

Posted on 03.10.08 09:14 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Pedro - I'm not the head of anything, but you and Pee Wee have posted about the UFO like 10 times this week. If you were total noobs it would be one thing, but both of you have been around long enough to know that he's messing with you when he says "What UFO". If you can't figure that out, then you should look up sarcasm in the dictionary.

I'm fully prepared to deal with the questions when all the new folks show up in the next few weeks, but for the love of the Travis can you try to keep up with the rest of the class?

@Juggalo - OK could work

I've been thinking of another new mode... I think I put up a post about a while ago. Kind of like a target range where you have to hit the pre-determined targets in order. Like... Bowling ball > Train > Taxi Have like a list of 100 to do with the first few being easy and the last few being almost immpossible.

Posted on 03.10.08 09:43 AM by TonyB

@Hello Hello: To a lot of us PAIN was supposed to be a work in progress. Where we would ship a product and have an aggressive plan for adding/changing content as we went on. It was important to us to get the community involved. I believe that it’s a good way to build trust in your community and build a better product. Look back at the first post I made when I said the 5th C was community. This is just us making sure you guys know we are listening. The main part about all this input is you all recognizing that we are using it as we create content. What people might not realize is that the turnaround time is a little longer than say a PC. After we take your advice we have to correct things and then put it into test. So it takes a while. Because of that I am going to start doing a few things sight wise to give you all a little more rapid turnaround. Without going into too much detail what that means is letting you see how your input helps us. Usually you can find people on the development team who have the same views as some of you. So your input oftentimes is the tie breaking vote. So in the coming weeks I will try a few things on the board to get everyone involved.

It’s important to keep in mind that while we have every intention on listening there are decent reasons why some things are done. And no matter how much people go off certain things are not going to change. Like don’t expect us to launch Bin Laden. It’s just not going to happen. Usually I can share with you why we won’t do certain things. Often the reason is simply because we can’t do everything.
And for the record I make games for Sony. So that’s everything. PSP, PS3 & PSN

@Ryoga: No chance of you seeing Online Multiplayer before the Amusement Park. We need all the time we can to get it right so it’s just not going to happen. And we will be testing the code internally to make sure it works.

@Pedro: Is there dirt on the window or something? You might wanna clean that up.

@PeeWee: I can’t give you sales numbers but I can say I am very happy with our sales so far. You guys ROCK

@Scott: I meet with audio weekly so I will see what can be done and if they agree.
@Jugglao: The one rule we are not going to violate is simultaneous player launches.

@TRUTHC3LL: Some people only post when they are mad. Others post when they are happy. And while that is a side of a person I don’t know if it qualifies as a “personality.” Ease up a bit. It was a compliment (or at least I intended it to be). What I was saying is that based on some of your comments we can tell who might have a fit if we change something. Or who will be glad that we changed things. But I am sure the H8 Squad is looking for new members if you wanna go aggro on me. Thanks for the compliments though. They are much appreciated.

@Michael: Yes I did read your mode idea. I am still trying to determine if that would work in our landscape.


Posted on 03.10.08 09:44 AM by travis williams

OK so...let's say that very happy is a big number. It is so bad that you can't tell me.
I would so much like to know it(don't ask me why, it's just a part of me that wants to know everything)

Posted on 03.10.08 09:57 AM by Pee_Wee

@Travis and Pain staff, thanks for the feedback, just let me know if the mode works for you. I'll still come up with ideas for you guys that make sense for the game. You'll most likely hear my new idea in a couple of days when i think it through. type ya suna or l8ta lol

Posted on 03.10.08 10:13 AM by michael

@TonyB:Ya...SHUT THE F**K UP!

Posted on 03.10.08 10:16 AM by pedro

@TonyB:Ya...SHUT THE F**K UP!

Posted on 03.10.08 10:17 AM by pedro

HA! Double post!!!!

Posted on 03.10.08 10:29 AM by TonyB

@Pedro - Don't get angry, just find something new to discuss. I'm not telling you to shut up, just quit with the same UFO stuff over and over. Originality is what this boards needs... Make up a game mode and see if anyone likes it. Talk about tweaks for the game... I just..(sniff)..expect so much more from you...(sniff)...thats all.

Posted on 03.10.08 10:46 AM by TonyB

@Travis

Although it is "technically" simultaneous player launches with the balloons, "technically" it's not because you are not launching 2 players simultaneously, just 2 objects.

Posted on 03.10.08 10:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis
Outta curiousity, are there any type of Co-op modes in the works? No details needed, just a yes or no is cool with me.

Posted on 03.10.08 11:00 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Akward,as soon as I was going to type,"How about a truce?"you come in and say that,wierd,oh and I also was going to say something about a new trophy idea,but I'm to tired so you can see it tomorrow,okay?
P.S.One more thing"How about a truce?"

Posted on 03.10.08 11:04 AM by pedro

Woops forgot to put @TonyB: on my last comment.

Posted on 03.10.08 11:05 AM by pedro

Screw it man, I've said enough about the ****ing sound issues and nobody does s**t.

F**k it.

Posted on 03.10.08 11:15 AM by Ramy

What's in the new update? Is it just fixes?

Posted on 03.10.08 12:40 PM by Rianor

Thanks Travis Smile
Just a thought, you should give free "previews" of new characters, like, you can launch new characters 10 times (so you can see all 8 of their L1 L2 moves plus two more shots) so we can see if we really want them or not, or have a video showing all their moves etc

Posted on 03.10.08 13:17 PM by jrabin93

I respect that you practice what you preach. but on another note my family is Italin and our last names are Gelino who were famous bank robers in Italy and Iwould love to see an Italin bank rober on your game I would also like to see a level in hell and a Roman gladiator on the game as well If you have any imput email me at gelinodaniel@yahoo.com

Posted on 03.10.08 14:20 PM by DUMB_A**_LISTIN

@TRAVIS a dirty hippy would be nice or a tv news anchor

Posted on 03.10.08 15:01 PM by tick0

@Travis
i read an earlier post saying the park was like 2 months away yet...which really sux cause downtown is getting incredibly dull even with 4 new characters. is there anyway that maybe you guys could push a few more trophys like you told me you were planning on a bit sooner? give me something else to do with the game while waiting on the amusement park.
@ everyone here....after getting the limp wrist trophy in spank the monkey it vanished from my trophy case anyone else have this happen?

Posted on 03.11.08 00:11 AM by darksoul1978

Character Idea: I read there are going to be celeb characters, and I immediatly thought of Johnny Knoxville. I'm sure he wouldn't be too hard to get for this too. I would love to launch a pain-cartoony-ish Knoxville with his typical laughter and maniacal sounds. You have to get him to do the sounds ofcourse... This nutjob was born to be in pain. Seriously, he's already posing for darts: img170.imageshack.us/.../...nnyknoxvillerolim1.jpg
Not sure if a cape is doable, but maybe as an extra costume: img252.imageshack.us/img252/2329/jknoxvillepj9.jpg


Hell, I'll answer the UFO thing since I'm still waiting on Pain to arrive in the EU and I'm bored. Tong 5 more days, sigh.
There's this thing called "Environment Mapping". What they do is they take shots of the environment, and put them together into a "cube map" which is basically a 3D texture. Add this texture to an object in the game and it'll have realistic reflections. In Pain apparently this cube map has an UFO in it. I guess there was an UFO in early development, for us to grab on to. But probably removed because it was deemed "unrealistic" *cough*. These cube maps are often made early in development, and more often than not won't be updated. Simply because it doesn't have to be that detailed and accurate to get decent reflections. So there's the reason in the most simple way I could think of, if you want details go and read this: www.developer.com/lang/other/article.php/2169281
I'm sure you'll be sleeping by page 3.

Posted on 03.11.08 01:21 AM by Mav

people should stop complaining about this game so it didnt realese with lots of stuff if it did it would have taken longer to release and lots of the stuff would be terrible because they wont have people saying what they like or dont like

im still waiting for it in england as long as it comes with all the updates the us have ill be happy

Posted on 03.11.08 01:39 AM by toast_burner

Awww... love is in the air between Tony and Pedro. xxx

Posted on 03.11.08 01:59 AM by whitegold58

@Everyone
Exciting yet devestating news at the same time. I have officially landed "in" the right back smoke stack. It's solid on top with a little bit of a lip sticking up. I think there might even be some wind gust out of it, cause I was in/on it, then got spun up a little and off. If I could post a video I would, but no video camera.

Posted on 03.11.08 04:10 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

...I was on it for a good 2-3 seconds so I know I wasn't on the edge.

Posted on 03.11.08 04:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

that and I spun across the center of it

Posted on 03.11.08 04:11 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Mav

Johnny Knoxville has done a pain game type in the Jackass game. Where you slingshot one of the Jackass guys around a neighborhood. It's was pretty fun not as good as Pain though. He is a good idea for a Celeb character though.

@Travis / Pain Staff

If you guys ever need a Baby's voice or a Smigel (from Lord of the Rings) voice. My little brother is the man at doing those. He has a few others that he is pretty good at as well. I don't know what the going rate is for Voiceacting but I'm sure he'll do it for cheap.

Posted on 03.11.08 06:02 AM by PhoenixCE

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Posted on 03.11.08 07:13 AM by thevideogamejunkies.com

@whitegold58:Ah,did you just got dumped(just kidding),sigh..

Posted on 03.11.08 07:14 AM by PS3Potential

@Travis:I saw the FAQ about trophy ideas,and I had an idea.How about a trophy about you getting 20 grabs or 30 grabs in one launch for PAINdemonium?Contact me if you could use it.

Posted on 03.11.08 07:44 AM by PS3Potential

@Juggalo - DANG! Nice work tho, I'll take your word and quit trying then.

@Whitegold - Pedro and I are just freinds... Those long distance things never work out, so we're just taking it slow...

@Toast - Your last sentence is how we felt, so I don't get you. You say you don't know why we complained, yet you won't complain unless you don't get what we have. Well, we didn't have what you'll get when we got what we got, so don't say we shouldn't be happy not getting what we didn't get when you wouldn't be happy not getting what we didn't get either!

THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THE WERE!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.11.08 08:41 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
It's still cool to try and land on it and see how long you can stay on top or if you can even stay up there.

Posted on 03.11.08 09:33 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

i would like to be able to export clips to xmb and/or save them to show off and laugh

Posted on 03.11.08 11:55 AM by lo key

@Juggalo - I think I'm gonna try F.W.E. for a while, see if I can get platinum. I'm at 161 right now, but I only played for a couple hours so I'm hoping to get better soon.

Posted on 03.11.08 12:35 PM by TonyB

@TonyB
LOL, I did it while playing F.W.E.
I actually did it again and made a video with my wife's old digital camera. Just waiting for it to upload and I'll post the link.

Posted on 03.11.08 14:36 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

NICE!!

Posted on 03.11.08 15:16 PM by TonyB

OK, so PAIN is coming to Europe on the 20th yeah?
How much will it be roughly? Cos I have £6.60 in my wallet right now, cos I forgot about it lol, so I was wondering if I would need to add more, cos that means I'll have to save some money on my card for Thursday which also means no going into town and spending all my wages on clothes and shit. Hah.

Posted on 03.11.08 15:57 PM by M_Dem

OK...clearly youtube sucks. It won't upload. Anyone else know where I can upload this video at?

Posted on 03.11.08 16:12 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

what do you mean youtube sucks?

Posted on 03.11.08 16:20 PM by Pee_Wee

It won't let me upload my video.
It's uploaded if you want to download it, you just can't view it online.

www.mediamax.com/.../smokestacks_hunglo.wmv

Posted on 03.11.08 16:36 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

just right click on the link and save.

Posted on 03.11.08 16:37 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I'm actually retarded...didn't realize I had to convert the file. I'm new to this youtube thing. Sorry for the noobness, link'll be up in a minute.

Posted on 03.11.08 17:07 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

HA! Nice editing... It's a bummer you can't get in there and shoot to the moon!!!

Nice work tho!

Posted on 03.11.08 17:18 PM by TonyB

What do you people see in this game! Its one level no matter how many dumb dollar characters they add. After 20 minutes I realized I should have thrown my 10 dollars out of the window of a moving vehicle.

Posted on 03.11.08 17:28 PM by Andrew

@Andrew - True it really is just one level, but if you can rent a friend to play with you, you should try HORSE. It's all kinds of fun. But if you want to throw 10 dollar bills out the window, I can give you an address to drive by, a free lunch is never a bad thing in my book!

Posted on 03.11.08 17:32 PM by TonyB

@Andrew:You should read Travis's post,they're helpful.They said they were going to make new levels,but for right now,you can try to get on the leaderboard,I'm #10 in Spank The Monkey.

Posted on 03.11.08 18:08 PM by PS3Potential

@Andrew
If you gave up in 20 minutes you must really suck because there is a lot to experience in just this one level. You couldn't have even scratched the surface.

@TonyB
Editing kinda sucked in that version, new one will be up soon.

Posted on 03.11.08 18:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TonyB
Thanks for the compliment bro, much appreciated. First movie I ever made. Took me all day just for something that simple. But I got it down now.

Posted on 03.11.08 18:32 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MRJuggalo
Some of the guys on the team are really interested in finding a great co-op mode. Give me some good ideas to help them out!

@Ramy
I'll take a second listen to the impact sounds for those characters you mentioned before. I've started going through the whole game, looking for small places to spice things up a bit and this might be one of those.

@Everyone
Several people have mentioned the occasional framerate slow down since the last update... we've been discussing it and aren't sure where it's happening. Can you give us a bit more info? What mode were you playing and what character? We'll track it down and get it sorted out for the next update.

L8tr

Posted on 03.11.08 18:54 PM by Jeff Litchford

@EVERYONE

Finally, finally........FINALLY!!!
At last youtube has uploaded my video. I don't know wether I spent more time trying to land in the stacks,or trying to upload that video. The quality is pretty bad, but I spiced it up a bit to try and take away from that. None the less, the proof is there.
Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brQLG7mzPfY

Posted on 03.11.08 19:00 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Jeff,

I've noticed the worst slowdown while over and around fire hydrants that have been broken open. I've noticed it in all modes and at all the fire hydrants but as probably expected it's at its slowest during F.W.E., and the one to the left of the slingshot seems to be exceptionally bad.
Other than that the most slowdown I notice is car crashes, and explosive crates blowing up in clusters of three or more. That is unless your right in between two of them. Then it almost comes to a stop trying to figure out what to do, only for a second though. I can't say that upsets me to much, cause with all that's going on, you need that second to think.

Posted on 03.11.08 19:12 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone

I was able to see the game on Friday with the Jukebox blasting out some fantastic tunes! What a blast! It really makes a difference. Anyway, here are the details:

o Per your request - we're going to release with mp3 support first. We're waiting for some code support to play AAC's... as soon as we get it we'll update the Jukebox again.

o You access the Jukebox from the Main Menu. We let you select the usual, artist, album or pre-made playlist. Of course you can play straight through or shuffle.

o Once in the game, you can access a mini-jukebox by pressing L3 at any point. The game will pause and give you the ability to jump to the previous or next song.

o During gameplay we're popping up a UI element to let you know when the song changes while playing.

Now obviously we've just re-invented the wheel... but we're really pleased to let you listen to your music in-game and hope you like it. As always we'll listen to your feedback and improve as needed.

I'd like to put a special shout out to Adam, one of our programmers. He's been really putting in the hours and I want to say "Thank you!"

(and for any other programmers that are reading this, obviously we love you too!)

(and don't let me forget the artists, animators, designers and office staff...)

(damn, now I'm going to have 5 people in my office on Monday complaining that I'm playing favorites... sigh)

When is it coming out, you ask?

Well, we're pausing our work on the latest update for a few days because our interface programmer needs to make some lobby screens for the online multiplayer programmer. Once those are done we should be able to wrap up this update pretty quickly and get into test.

I can't tell you WHEN it's coming out... other than it is SOON-ish. Smile
It really depends on how things go in first party test and then format test.

Well, that's enough typing for tonight...

L8tr

Posted on 03.11.08 19:17 PM by Jeff Litchford

i like tacos

Posted on 03.11.08 21:30 PM by lowbudgettheory

Great news Jeff! I have a question, is AAC the fromat that allows you to play songs directly that you bought from itunes. If you only have one song in the MP3 format, can you have the option to stop the music so you don't listen to it on and on-Ingame?

Posted on 03.12.08 02:04 AM by kitfisto007

Can I be an animator on your team?

Posted on 03.12.08 12:40 PM by whitegold58

@ Travis i think my spank the monkey trophy is really bugged. i got it once and no show in the case as i said earlier....but now every time i start a game of spank the monkey...as soon as i hit the first monkey i hear that wonderful kazoo and it says i unlocked the trophy....but it still dont show in the case.....another idea for trophys is perhaps a trophy for unlocking a set number of trophys?

Posted on 03.12.08 12:40 PM by darksoul1978

@darksoul1978 - Not a bad idea on the trophy thing, I was keeping my hopes up that you unlock a speacial trophy or costume for unlocking all the trophys in the game, but I just managed to unlock my last one (chimply ridiculous) and nothing but the sense of satisfaction.
@MutilatRJuggalo - Good job on the video & you finnaly did it, fair play.
@Pain crew - Superb to here MP3 is on it's way, looking forward to it (Thanks Adam!. If possible I think it would be a nice touch if you could make it so in your replays if you rewind so would the tune playing at the time. What do you think?
@ PS3Potential - Sorry for pushing you off 10th spot mate (STM) my tip for the mode is when you get to the triple monkey round (providing you've hit all the doubles) just hit each one on it's own. You don't get the time bonus but you do save time. Then after that round they are mixed but repeats of what you've done & an oppertunity to rebuild your time. I was stuck on 109 but trying this method I got 350+. Hope it helps!

Posted on 03.12.08 12:56 PM by mortal_sinner

@mortal sinner:Thanks for the tip,but now that I know I was knocked off the leaderboard,I'm looking foward to the challenge of getting on back there.

Posted on 03.12.08 13:30 PM by PS3Potential

Hey, Travis, after the Park, do you know what other levels we might be getting? Also, what about a robot character who hits stuff and breaks apart until only his head is left and the camera follows his head, but when you ooch, all his body parts move? Forget the robot, but what about other levels, or will the park be the only one?

Posted on 03.12.08 14:37 PM by blargem

Outta curiousity, has anyone else accidentally left pain F.W.E. on for a few hours and came back to see you hadn't even launched yet and you already had 84 crates? I started over and didn't even get 84 crates, lol. I couldn't cheat though.

Posted on 03.12.08 15:16 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Travis

Naw I don't want to join the H8 Squad, I didn't mean any dis-respect by what I said, I just have an eye for things like that, Critical Thinking is my biggest curse. Honestly if anything was insulting towards you, it's probably because I came from my dev teams forum, and over there we're all lowly indy devs, who feel good about ourselves as a dedicated group, so sometimes I forget that there is actually a fine but solid line between successful game makers, and noobs like myself. In other words on a personal level I try to read a new ps3 dev blog, with the mindset that the line between 'us' and 'them' is not so solid, perhaps wishful thinking on my part, Each team is unique, some have a general % of members with a superiority complex, and some have an uplifting attitude when it comes to the relating to us Amateurs. I don't think you have a superiority complex, after reading more of your posts, I realize, and understand that you are very relatable, and unlike most others you do take pride in doing so, it's good to see.

My appologies.

Posted on 03.12.08 16:28 PM by TRUTHC3LL

And as for implementing user music files, my only suggestion would be, think ahead to the near future, whatever would benefit users the most, whether that be implementing tried and true file formats, or a better performing file format, perhaps both? Whatever logically seems wise, but adding the ability to use our own music in game, would be a definite plus.

Posted on 03.12.08 16:42 PM by TRUTHC3LL

you guys suck, your all lazy and nerds who live with their moms

Posted on 03.12.08 17:27 PM by brad

@ brad

lolz! I believe the term is 'lick' not suck, because didn't you know we geeks are in now, all the girls be flockin', we see more pink than a porn studio toilet seat...

Posted on 03.12.08 17:37 PM by TRUTHC3LL

AWWW....Brad..Do you need a cookie?

I give you a 4 D.O.O.S.H. rating!!!!!

Posted on 03.12.08 18:55 PM by TonyB

by the way...thats not a link..the 3W's confused the board..

Posted on 03.12.08 18:56 PM by TonyB

@TURTHC3LL
True dat!!! Bitc....I mean women will basically throw the p-tang at ya if you gotta wii or ps3. Seriously. If you gotta xbox you probably will get no box. Honestly. It's a proven fact that women love men with bigger than normal...technology. XBOX = HDDVD.

@Jeff
I got some great co-op ideas but would rather not post them for everyone to see. My email address should be on file since I won a shirt...which I hope to recieve before amusement park, lol. Sorry I'm such a difficult size to fit. It's how god made me.
Send me an email letting me know where to send my ideas.

Posted on 03.12.08 19:03 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone
Watch my video...It's awesome. I know I'm kinda partial to it, but hey...I gotta be.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=brQLG7mzPfY

Posted on 03.12.08 19:11 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone
Let the video load before you play it. It's more enjoyable.

Posted on 03.12.08 19:13 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone:Who's General Urgin on Spank The Monkey?

Posted on 03.12.08 19:21 PM by PS3Potential

@Travis or Jeff:Can you guys put an option about signing in the PlayStationNetwork,without leaving the game to get back online and go through the game intro over again,do you know what I mean?

Posted on 03.12.08 21:42 PM by PS3Potential

Reason for last post:I gets annoying when you're logged out and you have exit the game to get back online and go through the game intro over again,do you know what I mean?

Posted on 03.12.08 21:55 PM by PS3Potential

@PS3Potential

I can guarantee you it's your PS3 and not this game. Mine does the same thing. It's incredibly annoying. The worst is when you're playing a game like warhawk and you just scored like 275 and it quits on you. There's no coming back from that. PAIN will keep track of all your scores as long as you go back to the main menu.
My advice, don't sweat it.
It's the system and more importantly it's game servers, not PAIN.

Posted on 03.12.08 23:16 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@PS3Potential
Travis acknowledged the demo style game intro and said after the next update we'll be able to skip through most of it. Jason Coker said that update will be Soon-ish,
I say it can't be Soon-enough. I hope they include my camera rotation speed option in that update. I can promise it would add A LOT to this game. In all modes but Mime Toss. You don't really need any camera rotation in that mode, just body rotation.

Posted on 03.12.08 23:23 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

General Urgin??

Posted on 03.13.08 00:34 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

GOT MY SHIRT!
Wow, that was quick... Fed Ex just knocked on my door 8 minues ago.. Overnighted AND priority...nice!
I thought it was a PAIN T shirt, gonna be some white thing with the PAIN logi splattered across it, and a charachter on the back.....
oh...but no.....
Black Collared shirt...(SWEET, now i can wear it out too those special events where a collared shirt is needed....well that is if I went to special events where a collared shirt was needed .)..
Front left side, where the pocket would be is PAIN DEVELOPEMENT TEAM....(NICE!)
Right Sleeve says "Playstation 3"
Left Sleeve says "Playstation Network."
and Playstation logo right under the collar on the back...
Now when I go to the hospital for my surgery, I can show them, "HEY, I LOVE PAIN AND PAIN loves me"...
Thanks again Travis.. much appreciated
Eddie.."Haskell"

Posted on 03.13.08 11:58 AM by Hello Hello

Hey Travis...I got a question for ya....

With the Hotel Coral Essex...did you guys get that idea from a movie?

I was watching one of my favorite trilogys this weekend (Revenge of the Nerds)and while I was watching the second one....they had a Hotel Coral Essex in that movie...and as you would guess...they too did the obvious...blacked out the right ones to make it say........

So I was wondering if that's where you got your inspiration for that one in the game?

Again...great work and I only see better stuff from you all in the future...until next post...Keep it PAINful!!!!!

Posted on 03.13.08 12:03 PM by THEfireman

3 days until PAIN, can't wait

Posted on 03.13.08 12:11 PM by Tom

Got my shirt as well. It's a little large but it works. I's a XXXXLT, but It fits the 22's nice son.

Posted on 03.13.08 12:16 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

It's a, not I's a, my bad.

Posted on 03.13.08 12:54 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggs, isn't it nice? Congrats to you as well my fellow "Developer" lol..

@ Fireman.. NICE CATCH! When I saw that name the 1st time I played the game, I said the same thing.. I was thinking.. I know that name..and when Revenge was on cable, (you know you have to watch it)...I thought, SOB.. and started laughing, and made it that much more funnier. Finally someone else besides me noticed that, BUT actually understood it.

@ Travis, here's some ideas to add to you CHA CHING factor..aka making some more money.
Any plans in the Future for coming out with a set, or sets of figurines?
Because I want a set or sets to display. You can make each character in all their glorious poses etc..PAIN Bumber Stickers, Window Decal, but a PAIN hat would be sweeter?
--When is the character, or any plans on my idea for the ever so popular character named : "Mike Hunt" coming out?

--And thoughts on my idea for the UBER or OOBER OOCHER Idea I mentioned last week? (in my message last week where I thanked you for making a great game, but moreso on how you get input from us, and actually use it etc.)

Thanks again for the Developer Shirt, and mroe to come soon..
HASKELL4420

Posted on 03.13.08 13:06 PM by Hello Hello

Does anyone know why PAIN updated last night?? I have been reading the post and no one else has said anything about it , And what was the update , I can't find any changes.

Posted on 03.13.08 13:50 PM by Superdaddy73

And I agree with Hello Hello ,PAIN Hats would be great!

Posted on 03.13.08 13:52 PM by Superdaddy73

@Travis - Any chance of getting a board to notify us of what the updates are for? As Superdaddy73 requested, it would nice to know what you have been tweaking & working on. Any update on your gold club?

Posted on 03.13.08 15:23 PM by mortal_sinner

aww yeah, I'M LAYIN ON TOP OF THE SMOKE STACK RIGHT NOW

Posted on 03.13.08 15:43 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Id rather the names "Hugh Jass" or "ben dover"

Posted on 03.13.08 15:44 PM by whitegold58

Jeff - thank you very much for the well-formatted, concise update on in-game tunes. You da man!

Posted on 03.13.08 15:45 PM by StalkingSilence

...maybe you can fall in

Posted on 03.13.08 15:48 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I heard metal clanking after i shoul've been still

Posted on 03.13.08 15:48 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@DarkSoul: That’s odd I will investigate. I think one other person said this happened to them but I don’t think it’s easily reproduceable. I will check with QA.

@Mortal Sinner: We will see if you got all the trophies soon enough * Chuckle * I will update you on the update very soon. Either this week or next. I hope my post will be as complete as everyone will need.

@Blargem: I sure do know what after the Amusement Park. Pay attention to the Signs in the Park and you should know what’s next too.

@TRUTHC3LL: Well we can call a truce then. I personally love you indy guys. I will spend a lot of time talking to indy guys because I think you take risks that we can’t because we are more mainstream. One of my favorite stories was back in the early 90s I spent a long time talking to two guys from a small developer in Canada. It was at CES and they were really cool. I didn’t mean to ramble as much as I did but when you find cool peeps you loose track of time. Almost a decade later the founders of Bioware thanked me for taking the time to drop science. Haha… You never ever EVER know.

We put up a survey about the music and over 85% of the public wanted MP3 support now. It doesn’t mean AAC isn’t in the works. It’s just that people want music now. So we will give it to them.

@Brad: I couldn’t live a week with my Mom she drives me batty. She wouldn’t understand why after all these years I am STILL POSTING on boards. She once called me the Dungeon Keeper. I told her I was the Dungeon MASTER. I got a smack to the head after that. I am indeed a nerd. I just don’t resemble one. And you have to do better than that to join the H8 Squad all their posts are well-documented outrage. You gotta step your game up SON! 2Speedy or Alpha show this noob how to H8.

@Juggalo: That stack video is the bomb diggy. LOVE IT. You told us the largest shirt we have. That was it. What are you gonna do BROTHER when Mutilator and the 22inch PYTHONS run wild on you?! Wash it in hot water if you want it to shrink.


@P3Potential: Thanks for reminding me. I am calling Jeff right now about that. Chances are that logo skip wont happen until the patch after the next. We will check the Technical Requirement Sqaud (QA) to see if we can do that. I will post when I know the deal.

@HelloHello: Nice shirt huh? I thought they turned out really well. Only Sony Devs get those shirts. You are very welcome. No more surgery dude. Take it easy. More character news is coming. I can assure you. I want to do something more community oriented.

@Fireman: We get inspiration from everywhere. There are quite a few movie, pop culture nods in PAIN. There are more for the Park. So we might have been watching Booger and got inspired.

@Tom: Yeah man 20th is GO-TIME in Europe. Let us know what you think.

@Superdaddy: PAIN hats? Hmmmmm. I got a big head so I don’t wear hats.

@Whitegold: In 1993 I worked at a company called Gametek in Miami Florida. I worked with a guy who’s name was Jeff Sass. I remember this day I was walking into the office and these two guys walked to the receptionist’s desk and said… “We’re here to see Jeff Sass.” DUDE that never EVER EVER EVER got old. I’m laughing now.

Jeff Sass

Haha

Man… I kill me.

Posted on 03.13.08 23:38 PM by travis williams

nope, new video will be uploaded today, better quality, better proof.

Posted on 03.13.08 23:43 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Pain Crew - I knowyou said your trying to get some celebs in the game, can you give us a clue to what field they work in. I know you can't get G Bush or Sadam but whats the situation with film characters? I only ask cause I think it would be great to see sloth from the goonies flying around screaming his famous quotes. Thanks for the updates & when & how can I win a shirt?

Posted on 03.13.08 23:50 PM by mortal_sinner

I've been reading these posts for a while but I'm a little confused now.....

With the release of PAIN in Europe this week, does that mean any changes or updates to the US version also, or do we already have all of the current updates and they're just getting what we already have?

Posted on 03.13.08 23:55 PM by sicdude

@Mortal Sinner: No celeb clues. This is contractual. So we can’t say anything. I am sure everyone will think we made some good choices here.

@Sicdude: The European version of PAIN is the most recent version that you are playing. After this version is shipped we will be updating all PAIN versions at the same time.

Posted on 03.14.08 00:10 AM by travis williams

@ Travis - You 'chuckled' when you said you will see if I got all the trophys soon. Does this mean your planning an online achievement section or something? I can assure you I have & I am trying to break into the top ten on every mode......Just mime toss to go!

Posted on 03.14.08 00:22 AM by mortal_sinner

@MortalSinner: Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted on 03.14.08 00:29 AM by travis williams

@mortal sinner:Are you General Urgin on Spank The Monkey?

Posted on 03.14.08 01:02 AM by PS3Potential

@mortal sinner:Never mind.
@Everyone:Who's General Urgin on Spank The Monkey?

Posted on 03.14.08 01:05 AM by PS3Potential

I can't stand to just let other people talk for me any more. I'm gonna be joining the discussion now. Travis, the game is awesome, thanks to your team and all they have done. As for content, the only thing that really needs to be done is new playing boards, and not just one new one, but something around 5! I don't really see how it can take MONTHS to make new boards. If it really is that hard then how about you release the tools, set up a new section where we can create our own pain boards for share on the PS3 network. That would set this game to the top. This game has so much potential but it's dying faster everyday you wait on releasing new playing fields. The different game types are not enough! I don't mean to be rude but I really like this game and only want it to be better and with out new boards this game is nothing after a few hours of play.

Posted on 03.14.08 01:19 AM by Nosnibor

OK ENUFF WITH ALL THIS.. CAN WE GET A SERIOUS QUESTION ANSWERED FINALLY?

TRAVIS..
WHO'S IN YOUR FINAL FOUR?

PS: HOW AWESOME IS TIGER WOODS!

btw.. i can't change my name from Hello Hello to my nickname of Eddie Haskell I tried..
haskell420 on PSN network and #10-12 on Pain Mime Toss

Posted on 03.14.08 01:22 AM by Hello Hello

Oops forgot to add this..
For Multiplayer..
1- Alternate Shot.. like in Golf..but in teams.
Some kind of mode where we need to concentrate for a specific sling shot: If I am going, have the other player, or Team be able to distract you with farts, burps, glass breaking, screams etc..
2- Tag Team or Doubles with Objectives.. Hit all the TNT crates in the least amount of shots etc.
3- Doubles Matches in Bowling and future DARTS Mode..

4--OOBER Olympics Mode.. Have Mime Toss, Spank the Monkey, and Bowling as a 1 TOTAL COMBINED EVENT, or DBL'S TEAM EVENT..
Play each mode, get the best score for each, total combined score OR total TIME wins for all events

-Best of 5 grudge match in Mime Toss, Monkey etc..
just thoughts.......
but still love my
OOBER OOCHER IDEA..play against someone, and for the Ultimate Pimp Slap.. a 1 minute continous OOCH..racking up mega points as your character doesnt stop for at least a minute, and/or as your OOBER OOCHERING taking points AWAY from your opponent and gets added too yours.

well?

Posted on 03.14.08 01:39 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis,

You think Jeff Sass is bad. I ran across these a while ago.

Jack Koffman
Sharonda Cox ... sounds like “sharin’ da”.
Justin Butts
Harry Ball
Amanda Buttram
M. Y. Butt
Richard Large ... you'll get it if you know what the nickname for Richard is.
Ben Dover
Gayford Buttram
Michael Huntsucker

I'm sure I could find more if I kept looking Tong

Posted on 03.14.08 01:57 AM by PhoenixCE

My character ideas:
A samurai
A exorcist
A Hobo
A drag queen
A wizard
A vampire
A person on steroids
A punk
A goth
A drugy
A hippie

Posted on 03.14.08 02:26 AM by Kev

@Nosnibor: This is almost a new topic in and of itself but I will try to be as complete as possible.

I want to start this off by saying this is not an “excuse” but a reason PAIN levels take a while. I think there is a big difference between an excuse and a reason. Excuses seek to absolve you of blame while a reason is simply the cause of an issue. That being said this is the “reason” PAIN levels took a while.

When we started making PAIN we decided that we were going to build a mayhem sandbox for people to enjoy and make modes that direct gameplay. We know that we had fun playing PAIN but you never know if your baby is “ugly” to everyone else.

We did a fair amount of playtesting with PAIN. What we discovered was that people didn’t get the concept right away. They would launch into the environment and just watch as if PAIN were passive entertainment. Ooching was something we had to spoon feed to new gamers. Grabbing and throwing were also a must teach. This is why we made sure you finished Crash Course before you played the game modes. We noticed that: When people know how to play PAIN they have a great time. Not knowing how to play PAIN people had a radically different experience. Like… WTH is this? So even though we were confident that people would like PAIN (once you knew the point) we weren’t so sure we were willing to bet the entire farm on it.

And then all of you bought it…. DOH!

Now see here’s a decent problem to have. “Hey Travis nice game. Gimme some more.” At least it wasn’t: Hey Travis your game sucks and so do you…

EASY H8 Squad that was way too easy. I’ll give you ammo later.

So when we discovered that people were into PAIN (Witness the sales and the high leader board scores) we said wow we need to step up the development effort. So we split the PAIN team up into separate teams who all had environments. So although you heard of Amusement Park there are more areas being worked on. Notice I said AREAS.

Don’t start asking me how many. Lets just say: More than one.

So now we can assume more since all of you obviously know how to play. Some of you are better PAIN players than we are. That means we can…

Make challenges harder (more complex)
Build on existing game mechanics
Make characters you respond well to
Incorporate your feedback into new areas
Build areas that require you to be more skilled

I keep saying please keep in mind we have only been out since the last week of November. Don’t count the Christmas Break we all got we have been working pretty hard to make sure we don’t mess up the new release schedule. So when we release Themes, Patches (Updates), Characters it’s just because we are giving you assets as soon as we are done with them. Also PAIN is changing with the PlayStation®Network. What I mean is that there are a lot of things we are doing behind the scenes to make sure that you as PAIN players always have the latest options (within reason) that the PlayStation®Network offers. That means sometimes we will be limited by tech that is sometimes not under our control.

Don’t panic about that last line. I am pretty careful when it comes to mandating what we will support and what we will not. All the choices for upcoming tech integration were done so that you as PAIN players will have the best possible experience. That’s the reason we are making sure you have Multiplayer, VOIP, Playlist Capabilities etc.. We just want you to know we are still here. Still on PAIN and committed to making sure we turn content out as soon as we can.

So while this lapse in time was regrettable.. we will have a more steady stream of content coming out now that we are launched in other territories and have more than one dev team working on PAIN content.

I think the play area will be less of an issue once we get more than one. In addition to that we will have the online multiplayer working. Playing against other skilled PAIN players makes the new areas ALMOST a second thought. I say this only because the better you know an area the better you are at HORSE, Fun With Explosives Bowling… And I have a lot of fun trash talking in PAIN. Admit it… wouldn’t you like to play against Jeff Litchford and beat him? I haven’t beaten him yet but it’s coming.

Shut up DAVE WALSH!… I know you are reading this.

In the meantime help us out when we ask questions. Like I said before all your comments are helping make the new areas awesome.

[EXHALE]

@HelloHello: Top Four eh?

Sanaa Lathan, Nia Long, Gabrielle Union and Kerry Washington. Lawdhavemercy

And I can’t bring myself to watch or play Golf. I think it’s too highbrow. The sad part is I honestly believe I have a killer putting skills. Tiger if you are reading.. Lemme borrow a dollar?

I LOVE YOUR OLYMPICS IDEA! Hmmmm How can we make that a mode? DUDE THAT IDEA ROCKS.

Alright enough. I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. Wait this is work…..

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Posted on 03.14.08 03:50 AM by travis williams

@ Travis...
THANK YOU THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

Nice Top Four...My Top Four:
Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel, Charlize Theron, Ashley Judd.
I think my 4 wins ..and maybe even gave your four an OOBER PIMP SLAP!..lol

As for the Olympics Mode, thrilled you love the idea. I' ve also been working on it on my end and got some great ideas and visuals in my head. Games, how its done, scored, objectives, doubles, teams etc..
I would love to share my creativity on you but I need an address where I can send it for your eyes only.

I think you have my email address on file because you were nice enough and sent me the shirt. Get back to me and let me know OK
Thanks
Eddie Haskell
haskell420 on PSN.

Posted on 03.14.08 04:25 AM by Hello Hello

Cool Travis. Don't mean to push your buttons, It just sucks when pain is probably the most fun game for you and your friends to play but they always ask when there is going to be a new level. I understand how you meant for pain to be a big sandbox and I got that the first time I played, but I'm just the kind of person that wants a playground, not just a sandbox if you get what I mean. I understand it takes time and I congratulate on how yall are trying to adapt to our needs but I'm just relaying to yall what my friends say and how I personally feel. We need new maps, lol.

On a different note online play would add a lot and I'm glad to see that yall are working on this. Maybe I can find someone that can show me up on something in Horse.

Just wondering how hard would it be to make a level creator for players to create their on levels? Maybe you could market it and make more money if that's an issue.

Anyways every now and then I get on pain and play some mime toss or have a friend over so I can beat them miserably in horse but even they are tired of downtown...maybe a new mode like aftermath...With a couple hundred of bikers, nannys and police men. Something like giving us population adjustments would be cool....Sorry just ranting. I'm here for you though, can't wait to see whats next!

Posted on 03.14.08 05:43 AM by Nosnibor

dude TRAVIS IS MA HOMIE THANKS $ THE COMMENT BACK @ WHITE GOLD IT WAS FUNNI

Posted on 03.14.08 06:44 AM by Shane

I always read the blog, but never posted...just wanted to say keep up the AWESOME work man.

Posted on 03.14.08 09:29 AM by Mr.Chubigans

@kitfisto007 and @Nosnibor

I like the idea of a level editor. And the option to share them over the network would be very cool.

Posted on 03.14.08 09:35 AM by Theossie

@Travis and Pain Staff, I got another idea, just little one though(save the biggies for l8ta).I came up with a new mode before as well as a character idea, but this one is for the launcher. How about the option to have an object in your hands? and before you launch you can lock on to a target, then launch, press a button to throw the object. what do ya think? nice right?. Is it to much? or something that you can see happening?

On a personel side, thanks for reading my ideas as well as everybody else's ideas. I wanted to go to college and work on videogames but did'nt have the money. So this is like a little dream come true. Thanks once again.....Alright enough with the sentimental stuff. Bring The NOISE I mean PAIN.

Posted on 03.14.08 09:37 AM by michael

@michael

Seems like a cool idea. I don't know if a target system would work for this game though. It is always fun though to drop kick a granny through the subway.

Posted on 03.14.08 09:49 AM by Nosnibor

@Nosnibor Thanks, Let's see what Travis and the Pain staff think. i like to fly into the cop on the fire escape in aftermath, it's too funny especially with santa. He makes this coughing sound....(laughing)....its funny.

Posted on 03.14.08 10:24 AM by michael

@Everyone
Words...no that's not right. No CLEAN words can describe the way I feel about youtube. 6 hours I've spent trying to upload a video. Finally, again...it let me.
So without further ado, I give you:
Hung Lo Smoke Stack Landing (2) This time he's playin for keeps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIykzChlqyU

Posted on 03.14.08 10:27 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

For higher quality video (highly recommended) download the videos using the links below. Now I did say higher quality, not high quality. Once again I'd just like to say youtube sucks, and if you watch the videos, thanks, they're fun.

Smoke Stack Landing 1 - www.mediamax.com/.../smokestacks_hunglo.wmv

Smoke Stack Landing 2 -
www.mediamax.com/.../freefalling01.wmv

Posted on 03.14.08 10:57 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

ahhh, ignore the links

Posted on 03.14.08 10:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

stupid media max

Posted on 03.14.08 10:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I'll get the higher quality links up tomorrow. How frustrating.

Posted on 03.14.08 10:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis,

Trying to come up with decent levels and characters is tough. What is your criteria or standard features that a level and character must have regardless of the setting. For example a level has to be a square sized area with tall objects like tree or buildings, a character has to have a speical launch animation, etc. Knowing these standards I think will help us help you come up with even more content.

A few more ideas I got, a zoo level? or a Jungle level complete with vines and a waterfall. Even agree Villagers for disturbing their PAIN Idol. Trophy for landing in the large boiling pot of water in the village. A character for that theme can be a really old Tarzan guy. Like 85, thick glasses and can start the Tarzan yell but part way through it he starts to cough and weeze. Then you have the hot jungle girl in leopard skin bikini. As for a play mode, the idea of "oucching" your way down a mountain pops in my head but i cant quite conceptualize it. I will leave that you.

As for your Asian launch, I recommend a very out of shape out of work Power Ranger style team as a premium set. their bellys like pokes out of their uniform yet they can still strike their hero pose. A man in a giant monster outfit would work well. If all else fails, license some Gundam characters from Namco Bandai and you will definitely sell well. Anything Gundam sells well in Japan.

Thats it for now. I will continue to brain storm ideas. Later.

Posted on 03.14.08 14:43 PM by zakupilot256

make that Angry villagers.

Posted on 03.14.08 14:49 PM by zakupilot256

@zakupilot256 - No mate, for the Asia release you need General Lee from Tekeshis' Castle (If you haven't seen it your missing out!) Here is a link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Frqh6nARE
@Pain Crew - How about a Tekeshis' Castle level? I've cracked the top 10 in every, mode do I qualify for the Gold Club & get the oppertunity to beat Jeff at his own game?

Posted on 03.14.08 15:35 PM by mortal_sinner

@MutilatRJuggalo - Nice video mate! Gotta say you looked fully in the zone in that shot of you at the end, quality! I ain't that far of your time in mime toss anymore mate, cut it down from 1.55 to 1.12. I had to stop though my elbows felt like they were dislocated after about on hour & I was sweatin' like mad through all the super ooching. You get like that?

Posted on 03.14.08 19:44 PM by mortal_sinner

@Mortal_sinner
Absolutley. My wrists get numb. Did you notice the fresh shirt I was wearing while in the zone? LOL. Just arrived yesterday morning.

To all who care:
Here is a good link to download the second smoke stack landing in higher quality.

http://www.freedrive.com/file/246209

Again I recommend downloading it. However you can watch it on a tiny little screen or ugly full screen if you wish by following that link.

Posted on 03.14.08 20:06 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

allright guys you know my first vid www.youtube.com/watch
now watch the second:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hUnkASva-8
enjoy!

Posted on 03.14.08 21:02 PM by KingDragunov

@Travis:I just had an idea to help you guys on the mp3playback.On the main menu,you know there's an audio option,if you click on that,it shows a boombox with controls.Well,I thought that maybe you can put an option about the mp3 playback on the boombox's buttons(bottom of boombox)so that wayyou can play your music,stop your music,etc. like a real boombox.It's just an idea.Keep up the good work,and you'll be in PAIN history!

Posted on 03.14.08 23:06 PM by pedro

@Mutilator: Dude you got your gameface ON! I am usually like this when I am getting my butt handed to me by (Insert Idol Minds PAIN ringer name here). I see you can’t wait until we have video mode working well. It’s coming dude.

@Zaku Pilot: An out of shape Ranger? LOL That would be funny if I didn’t fear a lawsuit. GoGo Power Lawsuit. DOH!

@Pedro: We are already done UI wise with the MP3 additions. It’s cool.


Posted on 03.15.08 00:50 AM by travis williams

Love the jungle idea,
2 Days left

Posted on 03.15.08 01:00 AM by Mozzle

UNTIL

Posted on 03.15.08 01:01 AM by Mozzle

PAIN(round of applause)

Posted on 03.15.08 01:01 AM by Mozzle

Yawn!

Posted on 03.15.08 01:10 AM by alphavs0mega

Can't wait for the total expense of the cost of characters and the game to hit that sweet price of a budget title ($19.99). Then the real test starts. One level + X amount of characters + X amount of boring modes. Pick up ANY budget title @ your nearest GreedStop and see if you only get one level. Im thinkin not so much...

h8 h8 h8 h8 h8 h8

x

Posted on 03.15.08 01:17 AM by alphavs0mega

@Travis
That's the exact game face I'll be wearing when I'm embarrasing you in the Gold Members club. Voice chat or not, you will be insulted...hopefully. LOL.

On a side note I think a net gun should be implemented into this game as a weapon for the second player to use in a game such as bowling. That way when you take your opponent out square on, they can't Ooch their way to a heart breaking spare. Tag um, and bag um!!!

Posted on 03.15.08 01:36 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

alphavsOmega,
were u bullied, as a child, did the other kids laugh at the way u dressed, did they regularly call u a fat spotty nerd?

Just trying to understand why your such a hateful dickhead.

AntiH8 squad for life

Posted on 03.15.08 01:45 AM by Mozzle

@alphavs0mega / Mozzle
dickish..yes. Funny...you bet your a$$.
As far as what he says, it usually has some value in it.
As for this time, yes and no. Yes for $20 bucks you can get a more complete game. You can't deny it.
However,
That's all old technology and it's done with. You can't update new maps or game modes or features. You can't suggest things and have a chance of that actually being put in the game.

Posted on 03.15.08 02:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

and on top of that,
If you posted on a board about the game, no one would probably read it, EXSPECIALLY THE CREATORS!! He won a shirt for his hate, lay off his skills.

@alpha
I know you can defend yourself..just still got that hater love in me? Ya feel me?

Posted on 03.15.08 02:08 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Wo00p wo00op thursdays 0n hAXx0r PAIN, came ou ou

Posted on 03.15.08 02:09 AM by whitegold58

Sorry. getting excited.

Posted on 03.15.08 02:10 AM by whitegold58

@Travis,
I'm almost positive I've never seen anyone ask this before, and I can't figure out why.
Have you ever thought of adding different points of view to PAIN?
Like in a racing game, it's cool to get the car out of view and just see what's right in front of you. Or being zoomed out further to see more of what's ahead of you.
I don't know if that's even a possibility with the way the view is set up now, but if you guys could pull it off it'd be sweet.
Face first into an exploding crate, or a car window would be awesome.

Posted on 03.15.08 02:12 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

PAIN'O'LIMPICS!!!!!!

"The Jarvis Javolin"

"Shot Put Santa"

"Monkey Marathon"

"Ginger Gymnastics"

"Special Ed'O'limpics"

Just some idea's for the first annual..PAIN'O'Limpics

Posted on 03.15.08 02:16 AM by THEfireman

Awwww... another cute Name Calling Fanboy.

You guys are so typical...

personal attacks are just lazy. I have no respose for your ignorance.

My flaming are valid points that I have regarding this game that I overexagerate to entertain the developers.

I have no need to call people names or pick on their personal lives.

But you...

Your just one of the Sheep Fanboys that try as hard as they can to think so clever ways to call someone a "dickhead"

Awesome man... great job...
Wait to build your character

x

Posted on 03.15.08 02:46 AM by alphavs0mega

ps...

MutilatRJuggalo-

I got mad respect for you brotha...

We are solid!

x

Posted on 03.15.08 02:48 AM by alphavs0mega

@MutilatRJuggalo
Thats an awesome idea- I dont know why I havent asked that... seriously that would be awesome.

Posted on 03.15.08 02:53 AM by blargem

If your gonna go to war...

make sure you bring a loaded gun

right?

x

Posted on 03.15.08 02:55 AM by alphavs0mega

How about a Mr. Garrison character? "Pain mmkay"

Posted on 03.15.08 03:06 AM by Jordan

Iv'e no problem with you picking the game apart, Ihaven't played it yet so iv'e no idea what its like, its the way you express your opinion that really gets on my tits, why not just tell Travis and team what u think needs improving and get off your high horse.
I'm sure when u make a game it will be much better

Posted on 03.15.08 03:13 AM by Mozzle

@ alphavs0mega: Wow, now we actually have Fanboys on here Flaming that have never actually played the game!! And have no idea what they are talking about, let alone what we are talking about! Awesome! I do agree with you, how it is typical for we "H8ters" to get flamed and personally attacked, by all the so called good guys that love everyone. We "H8ters" aren't the ones out personally attacking others, unless we are defending ourselves agains attacks. We are only stating FACTS, questions, and opinions about the game and its developers. But yet we are the ones with the bad name. Funny how that works ain't it.
@ Mozzle: Wow, Really. First thing before you even post again go back to the very first post, the very first blog, the very first day, and read every comment and blog since. Then you can think about commenting again, but maybe you then should actually buy Pain and play it first too. We will look forward to hearing what you have to say in about a month when you get all that done. Like I said THINK FIRST!
@H8ters: Less than 2 days till the sh*t hits the fan!!

Posted on 03.15.08 04:05 AM by 2speedy1

I'm sure there some good comments to read on this board...too bad I have to scroll through endless posts of dick wagging to get to them.

Posted on 03.15.08 04:13 AM by SandSkorpion

Can't wait to finally play PAIN. It's guna rule.

Posted on 03.15.08 04:18 AM by M_Dem

@mozzle- seriously you have NO RIGHT hate on people who have played PAIN and experienced its problems when you have never played it.

if you play it and still feel all happy happy fun time, thats fine. just wait until you have played the game!

Posted on 03.15.08 11:35 AM by Matt2793

can't wait for mp3 playback!

Posted on 03.15.08 11:47 AM by capri86

for the PAIN Team ...

Travis , I think I may have found something interesting regarding the sound issues with the new characters . If you start with say...Jarvis and leave the Audio controls at default or Max , try launching him into the Manhole sign . Great impact , resounding thumping as the sign comes down and lands in the street . Now exit out and go back to the Audio controls , change the SFX control to minimum , re-shoot Jarvis at the same target . The sound you hear now is what I and others are hearing for Hung Lo , Scurv and Muffy . I tried playing with the slider for those characters and I get NO CHANGE as if it's not connected for those characters .

Does this help ? Hope so .

Scott................

Posted on 03.15.08 11:48 AM by Scott_R_K

@Travis - Is there any way that the game could re-connect to the network without having to exit the game? It's just such a pain when it disconnects to have to go through all that crap. How about if the game just checks for a connection every few minutes and signs you back in auto style, all in the background of course, so the notifications don't distract.

Posted on 03.15.08 12:30 PM by TonyB

@ Mozzle.. It's been a rough enough day for me, and after reading that, OK now you got MY attention .....

As said before me, and they were nice. Who the hell are you, to make a comment, let alone have a opinion, of something you have absolutely NO IDEA ABOUT? Let alone telling us your "feelings" on how something is expressed. "Ohh I read some of the messages,it gets mt tits (oh you got man boobs..like the guy in Fight club.. good for you, play with em)
Well if you ACTUALLY KNEW what you were talking about, and actually READ EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN POSTED, and better yet, ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME, you would understand what has been said, why it's been said that way, and how most of us HAVE posted our opinions and ideas too the development team and how they are ACTUALLY LISTEN TO US.
SO, until such time,as I will not speak for anyone else here is me expressing MYSELF..
Dude, 1st and foremost.. take the high horse that you rode in on, STFU and get a CLUE, not the board game, an ACTUAL CLUE, before you give any comments, quotes, ideas, or impart any of your brainless wisdom on any of us. Let alone rip into any of us on how, I, myself, or anyone else post a comment or idea in a certain tone, when you HAVE NO IDEA what your talking about.
Because that comment was just plain stupid, ridiculous, out of line, embarassing to yourself, and now we ALL know your a jackoff



Posted on 03.15.08 13:17 PM by Hello Hello

@2speedy
I can already smell it. Peeeuuuu!!!

@Travis/Jeff @ whoever had the pain olympics idea:
Great idea. Even better idea if somehow it could also be turned into a co-op online mode where online team scores could be recorded on a leaderboard. Mortal_Sinner and I will destroy you all!!!

Posted on 03.15.08 13:53 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

..once I reach his skill level. That kid is good.

Posted on 03.15.08 13:54 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@HelloHello - You H8 so well....(sigh)...I like to think of myself as a hater, but you my friend are a champion! I consider myself a member of the H8 squad, but I clearly sit in the backseat while you and alphavs0mega drive us down the long twisted path towards another level to launch our PAIN characters into.

Let it be known to all, that when the new character based on the English guy is relaesed, I will refer to his tea drinking self as MOZZLE, in honor (or honour for our british friends) of his 6 D.O.O.S.H comment above.

Sorry to any other Brits on here, but if we have to take crap for Bush, you have to take crap for Mozzle!!!

Posted on 03.15.08 14:18 PM by TonyB

@Juggs..
Hey man, Thanks! The Olympics Idea was mine. I got so much stuff written up already..the doubles events, team events, online mode etc. going. gonna LOVE the stuff I made/created/drew thought of up for it..Hopefully so will Travis as he has before

@ Travis.. Travis, please email me at the address that you sent my winning a shirt notification at. I have to send you the stuff I made, thought out, planned etc..
Haskell

Posted on 03.15.08 14:19 PM by Hello Hello

@ Hello
It may be possible for Mozzle to be a girl, in which case she wouldn't have man-boobs. Just speculating online.

@ Juggalo
I wonder what the PAIN crew would do with that Olympics idea. Could be interesting.

Posted on 03.15.08 14:55 PM by broda812

Wait, the Juggalo comment might be for you instead Hello.

Posted on 03.15.08 14:56 PM by broda812

@ TonyB
Lol. I almost stopped even considering you a h8r with such talents as alpha and Hello/haskell around here. Keep trying though.

Posted on 03.15.08 14:58 PM by broda812

Where's Qraze been lately. The boards just aren't the same without him.

Posted on 03.15.08 14:59 PM by broda812

Forgot my question mark. (?)

Posted on 03.15.08 15:00 PM by broda812

@broda812 - Funny you should ask that...I was just rereading all the old posts and laughing about the fights Qraze and Adam_the_warrior used to get into! Ah the good ol' days of a couple months ago....

Oh well, the names have changed, but there are still plenty of guilty fools around to entertain the masses.

Posted on 03.15.08 15:06 PM by TonyB

@Travis:If online multiplayer is available,how about a game mode that requires players to play in teams.For example,a game where there is one person each standing in opposite sides of the field,and there is a breakable wall(that takes forever to break for longer play)in front of that person.The objective is to knock down the opponents guy,while protecting theirs as well by launching at opponents,throwing creats,etc.Hope this helps.

Posted on 03.15.08 15:14 PM by pedro

@ Travis thanks for looking into my dissapearing limp wrist trophy i'll be watching for a response...although it is nice to win a trophy every time i play (confusing...or someone simalar named? say find good in bad).....also i noticed in an earlier post you planned on bashing the H8 squad back in the game....you should also on the other hand give little honorable mentions to the ones who aint hatin on ya but helpin some....perhaps a bit of graffiti on the subway wall...Darksoul1978 waz here?...an indoor roller coaster called Mortal Sinner?...or some other good idea you guys could come up with to give props to the useful ones of the boards

Posted on 03.15.08 15:56 PM by darksoul1978

@MutilatRJuggalo - Cheers mate! We will crucify all opposition in multiplayer, especially the Pain crew, I'm putting in a few hours of training a day till that moment comes, I'll download 'the eye of the Tiger' MP3 to play in the match. As I said I'm not that good I don't have a number 1 spot to my name. I'm loving your different perspective idea & it would be good to be able to alternate it between different characters in the level i.e. a driver when you crash into his windscreen.
@Travis - Another touch towards making good replays I think, would be to have a flashing speedometer in the corner for your launch speed. I did just like to know - did I give grandma a face full of crotch at 60mph? Especially with my yetti!
@darksoul1978- Nice idea! Would be good to see your own name in game aswell as the leaderboards. Graffiti would be good & it gives you more incentive to reach the top.
@Hello Hello - I like the olympic idea, it would require a combination of skills & would be quite comical. I'd like to see different launchers involved with that, even a great big scottish bloke doing the highland fling with Jarvis.I take it your not too fond of Mozzle, not all us Brits are like that, at least I represent the U.K. having played the game.

Posted on 03.15.08 21:36 PM by mortal_sinner

@ mortal_sinner,

or my Sumo muwahahahahha

Posted on 03.15.08 21:52 PM by zakupilot256

Wow@ Hello Hello and Mozzle's posts. You guys both need to calm down a notch, I think.

Posted on 03.15.08 22:59 PM by kitfisto007

Im surprised, u guys arent charging us each time we launch of your cha-ching sling shot. why dont u guys make a pc version n charge us monthly, but could you atleast offer more than a demo. Hey Europe, save your money for a decade and sell ur house so by the time this demo is complete u can afford it! If ur Europe is mad now wait til they download it. I didnt pledge myself 2 the H8 Squad, it was a Travisty! Thanks to Pain Ive become a Blogger!?! Whats worst, u guys insult the same people who made u rich, just for feeling they been robbed! U guys love polls, right? I dare u to put ur money where mouth is IM? Post a poll on how many people feel your game (demo) is overpriced? Thanks for reading but not for listening!

Posted on 03.15.08 23:43 PM by MigZ

Pain, ready to take your idea n charge u for it! Instead of giving these guys ideas u might as well give them ur bank accounts too!

Posted on 03.15.08 23:52 PM by MigZ

I may have gone over the top by calling him a dickhead but it just annoys me how alphavsOmega is always slamin the game and yet offers no ideas to improve it, I know hello hello isn't too keen on me but at least he comes with with some good ideas.

2speedy1: how am I a fanboy, I already said the game may be crap for all I know, you'll get my opinion on it tomorrow

Posted on 03.15.08 23:58 PM by Mozzle

@MigZ - At the end of the day thats your view which your quite rightly entitled to. I personally disagree, I give ideas to try help improve the game as well as make it more fun ton play. The fact that this site exists & the games developers reply to our comments is enough to satisfy me. I haven't seen any other developers doing this. I hear what your saying about the price, to me it's nothing, $10 is about £6 in the U.K. & I bet you that $10 it will be £9.99 when it comes out here, thats about $15. So I won't moan about the price. As for content, true theres only one level but theres more to come. When, who knows, moaning about it ain't gonna help, I just look forward to it, in the mean time if I get bored of Pain (which to be honest I don't)I would play something else or go out. Theres more to life than complaining. Anyway thats my view.
@zakupilot256 - Still love to see your sumo before my yeti!
@Mozzle - Us Brits tend to have a dry sense of humour, I guarntee you'll love it. If you look back in the posts nearly everyone said they loved it and to me you should judge a game by your first immpression simply because you can't change that. True life span comes into play but it's not over important as many of my favorite games I finished but don't play due to that. At least pain is going to expand over time at keep it fresh longer. Know what I mean?

Posted on 03.16.08 01:00 AM by mortal_sinner

cheers for the advice mortal_sinner, hope the game wont cost a tenner but it wouldn't suprise me

Posted on 03.16.08 01:14 AM by Tom

@mortal_sinner - Ha! Nice try! 10gbp is $19.97! Our dollar is worth crap!

Posted on 03.16.08 01:36 AM by TonyB

@mortal

Yes dude yes, speedometer would be great. Exspecially in like Mime Toss, you can really gain some crazy momentum on super ooch throws. I'd love to know how fast I can throw.

@Travis
Me want T-Rex. Must have T-Rex with his little grabby arms and amazing rolling ability.

Posted on 03.16.08 01:40 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Man...I was going thru all the past posts and reading everyones suggestions and everyones complaints......There are really alot of smart cookies out there in "PAINville"......hmmm...maybe a suggestion on a future map....There are some really good ideas as to where idol minds could take this game. I'm not too sure as to which ideas they have already used...but I'm sure that they will give cudo's to the ones who suggestions they have used.....Hopefuly the amusement park will have a TON of clues as to the future of this game!!!!

Posted on 03.16.08 02:01 AM by THEfireman

@Travis - Would I be in trouble if I entered into the red bull flug tag using Pain as my theme?(ie the launcher) if your wondering what flug tag is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dqG0hA3dPI
I think you guys should try it, be good advertising or you could advertise for them, lets face it your game players should have the right mentality for, I know I have!
@ TonyB - Sorry to hear about dollar, C.R.E.A.M., it's the truth.
@ MutilatRJuggalo - Be quite any interesting fact/stat to know wouldn't it! Any more stats you can think of? Impact force, distance travelled, times grabbed for example.
@ Pain team - I know it would be a dangerous move but someone did mention for a character siamese twins(Joined at the hip). I think that could be quite funny on a co-op mode. 1 controlls the left & the other the right. Unless you have a headset It could be near impossible to get anywhere.

Posted on 03.16.08 02:36 AM by mortal_sinner

I'd oove to see a pain theme in the flug tag comp

Posted on 03.16.08 02:43 AM by Mozzle

@Mozzle: There you go posting again! I'm sure you haven't actually went back and read all the posts, I'm sure you still haven't played Pain! So I am sure you still have NO CLUE what you are talking about! As far as this board goes I believe you've lost all credibility, so you might as well just give up.
@Everyone: As far as this board goes I think there should be some kind of requirement that all noobs have to read all blogs and comments from day one through current before they can actually comment themselves. I think it would and will save alot of B.S. over the coming days and weeks! You know all these people that will be coming in here that will be spouting off that have no idea what is going on or what has been going on, and won't take the time to go back and look to see. We are going to have alot of "Mozzles" and I'm sure many 10 times worse! Its gonna get real interesting on here for a few weeks I have a feeling.

Posted on 03.16.08 03:18 AM by 2speedy1

@2speedy1 - For real... Maybe somebody can make a post that has all of the ideas complaints, and responses from the PAIN team in one place so the noobs can read it and save us the time of reading all the same things over and over again.

I'm not saying they won't have any good ideas, but I don't want to read 25 posts on how cool MP3 playback and online play would be, when we know those are "coming soon".

Anybody up for it? Type it up then save it until Travis posts the "EU Release today!" post that you know he'll throw up on the board. Paste it then so all the noobs will read it right then and maybe save us all a few hours of pointless reading.

This might be a good job for an Idol Minds staffer....C'mon Travis, I know you guys have a F*#kBoy hanging around the offices to get coffee and pringles when you guys need to be fed!

Posted on 03.16.08 03:45 AM by TonyB

2speedy1, whats your problem, iv'e been reading the posts since christmas so you can stop with that sraight off, and i know there'll be alot of repeated questions over the next few days from new fans but give them a break will ye. You knew nothing about this game once upon a time.

PS, couldn't care less if you think i have zero credibility, i come on here to see whats happening with the game, not run for Prime Minister

Posted on 03.16.08 04:02 AM by Mozzle

@ 2speedy1- Give Mozz a break! The lad comes here & gives input at hasn't got the game. If that isn't credibility I don't know what is. The 'community' is here for input and ideas not bitchin' so what is your problem. I agree we need to make a list to help out and not get repeat questions but at least Mozzle is more up to date than the 'noobs' will be. I'm not trying to say you haven't put in anything of value or that what you say ain't funny at times. But for gods sake I don't mind reading other peoples views on the game or what they think about an idea of someone else's but not the s**t/H8 towards each other. I don't care who starts it,I could quite easily sit here & tell whoever that they could have brought more joy to their parents lives if they were stillborn but that is not what this site is for! Keep to the point! (not aimed at 2speedy1! Just anyone that types crap)
@ Pain team - My appologies if I am out of line, but seriously H8 on each other is getting old and there is a lot of peeps here with good ideas whom I'm sure agree.

Posted on 03.16.08 05:04 AM by mortal_sinner

@ Anyone - Attack me if you wish(see last post), I will not entertain immaturity. I am here to add ideas and views on the game ONLY!

Posted on 03.16.08 05:08 AM by mortal_sinner

nice 1 mortal_sinner, cheers for the defence. lets share the love

Posted on 03.16.08 05:14 AM by Mozzle

YEAH!!!!......that's like the old saying....

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words can never hurt me"!!!!!

Rodney King!!!....."Can't we all just get along?"


Posted on 03.16.08 05:19 AM by THEfireman

@ Mozzle - 'lets share the love' Steady on son! Don't get carried away!

Posted on 03.16.08 05:20 AM by mortal_sinner

@ Everyone - I'm workin on a catch-up list, leave it to me!

Posted on 03.16.08 05:21 AM by mortal_sinner

alr8 boss, u seem to be the most in control person here anyway(besides the team), a u a northener? U talk like one

Posted on 03.16.08 05:31 AM by Mozzle

@Mortal_Sinner
Yeah a measurement of impact would be great to. It'd be like measuring G-force, but instead have it called P-force.

Posted on 03.16.08 05:48 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

*too

Posted on 03.16.08 05:51 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Speed and impact meters could be either a new mode of some sort, or be in all parts of the game and just add an additional strategy to scoring. That would be true P-A-I-N!!!

Posted on 03.16.08 05:54 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Huh-huh......

MutilatR said "Pee Force".....

Posted on 03.16.08 05:54 AM by Jason Coker

@ Travis.. Oh Traaaavis... I need your email...OK, if your not gonna give me your email for the Olympics Idea, modes etc., I will just have to make a MEGA post for my ideas here. Do you REALLY want me too take up THAT much space? lol

Posted on 03.16.08 05:55 AM by Hello Hello

@ to most.. I am not a mega h8er, I have hated few times in here yes... back when it came out in November, 1 other time on a complete jackoff, and now this past one.
Now I don't H8 Mozzel..nor any other BRIT..well except the women that don't shave their pits.. but thats for another day. But that comment was just plain stupid and as you saw got to me and others. Come on, who doesn't H8 when someone makes a comment about something when they know nothing about it, or why it is said a certain way.
That is like anyone here commenting on someone else's life, when we know NADA about it, what they have been through etc. Until you know, or have gone through it, just STFU LOL...

Posted on 03.16.08 06:01 AM by Hello Hello

@mortal_sinner - There really isn't much H8ting on people going on on this board, thats why when there is some it seems to stand out. But that guy Mozzle is talking out his arse. He was bashing without knowing why people were bashing. I would also like to point out that a whole lot of the good ideas on this board have come from the H8 squad members, and if you do read the posts you will see that peoples ideas don't get H8'ed on, just silly people. So if Mozzle has a good idea, I'm sure it would get accepted just as every other idea here has been. But I also think he should wait until he has some time in with the game before he starts talking any trash. My 2 cents.

Posted on 03.16.08 06:52 AM by TonyB

@ TonyB - Don't get me wrong mate, I think that the H8 squad plays an important role & that you don't get the credit you deserve. I like the fact that you point out what you think is wrong & how to improve it where as like myself I tend to be more forward & suggest new things, each to there own! All I wanted to do is make my concerns heard before things get out of hand & most posts become trash talk between members, save it for the multiplayer modes with voice chat! I think Mozzle deserves credit for the effort he's showing, true he doesn't have the game but he's still trying to get involved & true also people will value his posts more when he does. H8 squad no disrespect meant, I personally value your input & the list I'm knocking together will show what ideas have been made & whom the credit is due to.
@ Hello - We like to refere to our british women with hairy arm pits as a moose.
@ Mozzle - No, I'm from the Midlands - Wolverhampton.
@MutilatRJuggalo - P-Force deffo! Even Jason Coker likes that! You don't get a post out of him too often.

Posted on 03.16.08 07:15 AM by mortal_sinner

Agreed.

Posted on 03.16.08 07:16 AM by whitegold58

@ TRAVIS anf JEFF

As I said, I have been working and thinking hard with my creativity and I have come up with some doozies I think you, and the members will love, and especially since it uses the current engine. BUT since I have not gotten an email from you about this idea and what I made up, I am forced to do a MEGA POST...sorry all...here is a part of it.
I thought of the Olympics idea and some games, modes, events, teams etc. Well now I'm steam rolling..
This is NOT the full Olympics idea.. but their is a few.. and others . Now keep in mind, ALL of these games can be multi player, or team events

1- PAIN versions of using a type of Rings game:
1a) Stationary Rings:--We have to launch our player, through a set of RINGS suspended in the air all at varying heights, and distance. Sort of like Mime Toss. Where were improving your accuracy, and you are awarded points for such. You can also incorporate the timer as well, or not in the same game.
--How many rings can you launch your player through, in a certain amount of time etc. Then you can also incorporate earning "Special Bonus Points" for going through the RINGS without touching the ring. Kind of like aiming for the donut and going through perfectly, untouched. You can also award the Medals/Trophy's for perfect placements, as you do with getting 5 bulls eyes in Mime Toss.

1b) Now you can also have that same game where we now have to throw our Mime through the Rings, again, certain heights and or distances and awards etc.

2a): Moving Rings:- Same premise as above, BUT this version now uses "Moving Rings". Again, same premise as above. BUT you already have it set up now you just need to alter the graphics. See, you already allow us to hit the crane, and then the construction crane goes swaying back and forth. Now just substitute the crane for a RING/s. Moving rings, again makes you aim for accuracy, and timing etc. It's not easy launching your player at varying distances and varying heights to get a perfect shot.. and if using a timer, doing it quickly. Also again, using the medals/trophies for awards.

2b)PAIN versions of Ring Toss game:
And you can also have that same game mixed with Mime Toss, where we now have to throw our Mime through the Moving Rings, again, certain heights and or distances trophies and Medals, going through without hitting the ring etc.

OLYMPICS MODE:
3) PAIN Slalom/Rings............ One Part of Olympics Mode
Now you can do this a few different ways. Here are those versions:
Now we all know when we hit a crate, we can use the D-pad to aim our character in the direction we want, or OOCH him in a certain direction. Now add Explosives!

1st. Having an Obstacle course set up, be it aiming down the street, OR having a course laid out around the city. Like in Fun With explosives, now add Rings or obstacles or a certain path
Ex.Aim at the top of the hotel and hit a TNT Crate, it explodes, now we have to aim/OOCH are guy back words towards the rooftop behind us.. that explodes, sends us forward too the next roof top.. BOOM.. throws us over too the train tracks.. BOOM, across the street too the Scaffolding.. BOOM.. throws us too the Billboard where the other TNT Box is,..and so on. Create a pattern we have to follow
You can even utilize the GAS TANKS which gives you a OOBER BONUS BLAST.. where you can achieve a stronger, higher, farther blasts, so that lets you get to harder to hit areas.etc..but in order for us to make it through the course, we have to hit the TNT crates and "blast " are way through, OOCHING are way along.

3a) And if you really, really, wanna get nutty, add rings to this version as well. Blasting our way through stationary, OR Moving Rings.. timing, accuracy.. and just a PAIN in the ass....lol

Now keep part of that idea in mind for the next game mode.

3b and c). Street Slalom: I aim at a TNT Crate on the ground.. say the street., launch at a crate, it explodes and I have to aim/OOCH my character through the course.. Think of a SLALOM Course while skiing. You go back and forth skiing through the poles/flags, but in are case, we have too hit the TNT crates in order for it too repel us, all we have to do is aim between the pylons/cones etc. Again also using the timer or not trophies and Medals. Say around the block.

3c) Same idea, but reversed.. But now you CAN'T hit the TNT Crates. If you do, you lose, period. Sling your character out and have him OOCH his way through the course. The only thing is, some physics would have to be changed because as we all know, when your ooching down the street, if you hit a curb, or a pole, your screwed and you stop.
-- So something would have to be tweaked here in the physics department.. Unless you actually have the launcher aiming down a sloped street, or slide in the amusement park, then the physics still will need tweaking only a little bit. unless you want to add rubber bands down the side of the road..lol

4)pan·to·mime mode:1. the art or technique of conveying emotions, actions, feelings, etc., by gestures without speech. 2. a play or entertainment in which the performers express themselves mutely by gestures, often to the accompaniment of music. 3. an actor in dumb show, as in ancient Rome.

PAINtoMime Mode
4. Do you realize the amount of OOCH we can build up, and the speed and moves he does we can toss Frenchie? I saw someone mention again the speedometer, because at times, it seems we can launch him through a wall. hmmm BINGO!!
4a)Have a mode, where we grab our MIME, and throw him through a building etc. Ever play JENGA? Keep removing the pieces until it falls. The player who removes the final piece and it falls, loses.
So our version, is where we keep tossing him into something, and the harder he gets thrown into it, the more damage is done to it.. the building, or billboards etc. knock down bricks, walls, windows etc.
Kind of like when you are at a Fair/carnival, and you use the water gun to inflate the balloon. You keep hitting the red bulls eye in it's mouth to inflate it. Well, take away the water gun, and the continuous stream. But now imagine the us launching the Mime into something, say a building and we blow out the foundation too knock it down, or some version thereof. How many tosses/slams does it take for you too knock down or take out the building, billboard etc.

Hope you like the ideas/thoughts, descriptions etc...
NOW can I get an email from you LOL AND maybe a commision LOL
EDDIE HASKELL

Posted on 03.16.08 07:31 AM by Hello Hello

Jarvis the Hedgehog!!!!!!

Posted on 03.16.08 07:38 AM by TonyB

@Hello hello - lovin' the jenga idea, great multiplayer mode!

Posted on 03.16.08 07:52 AM by mortal_sinner

@Hello Hello - I have been trying to come up with a ring collection idea myself, I just can't seem to come up with anything original. my best thought so far has been a board with many,many rings on it, with the object being to throw "grabbed" objects thru them. But then that is just a dif form of mime toss really.

@Travis - New mode idea... PAIN-maze... You get say 5-10 seconds to see the maze from the top view, then you launch your character into the opening. The camera always stays behind the character. You have boomers(tnt boxes) that you hit to propell yourself through the maze along curved walls, 2 and 3 way forks in the road, objects to dodge, manholes, pits or curbs to get over...etc. Maybe you can use top view 1 or 2 times after launch in case you forget or get farther than ever and need to sneak a peek at the upcoming turns. Easy has 5 exits, Gold 3 exits, Painful has only 1 correct exit. Leaderboard is done by time to complete the maze, maybe with time bonuses for hitting stuff.

Posted on 03.16.08 07:56 AM by TonyB

@Hello Hello - I didn't mind reading your long post, but if you don't want to put your ideas out in public, try using the "contact us" on the home page of this board. That way you can send an email direct to Idol Minds without us seeing your ideas.

Posted on 03.16.08 08:17 AM by TonyB

Triple post!!!!!!! Had to do it!!!!!!

Posted on 03.16.08 08:26 AM by TonyB

@ Hello

I think your "Jenga" idea sounds like it has a lot of potential for fun. I have to imagine that it would be a little hard to create buildings that could be realistically destroyed though. I'm just imagining the mime being thrown at the hotel. The P-Team (Pain Team) would have to put detail into every single room, as well as people, and maybe even animals. They'd have to install tvs and beds and other furniture. It could be done, but I think it would be difficult to do properly. I'd love to see it though.

Posted on 03.16.08 08:42 AM by broda812

They'd also have to create the internal structure for the building (Steel beams, Wooden beams, concrete, it would depend on the building; for Jenga, probably steel) in a manner that would make sense from an engineer's standpoint. Can you guys do that? It sounds hard, but the end result would be awesome.

Posted on 03.16.08 08:46 AM by broda812

@ broda812
Not necessarily (or how its spelled lol)

You don't need that much detail.
If you had 4 walls, and say 10 floors, like the hotel now..thats all you need.. break the wall into 3 or 4 vertical sections, and or 3 or 4 horizontal .. Now you break it down brick by brick per se.. thats all.
Having a room, tv's couches etc.. would be cool.. but it's uneeded.

Posted on 03.16.08 09:03 AM by Hello Hello

@ TonyB
For every few great ideas, comes a classic Brain Fart moment lol...well, that adds too the day doesn't it lol
one more popped in my head..


@TRAVIS,
I emaied you this one new one as well a few minutes ago..Thoughts?
PAIN PINBALL!
Sling him out, TNT Crates act like bumpers, the Gas tanks, bigger bumpers, and a sling shot that is in pre launch, off to the side so when you land hit it, it launches you back up into the game. You can use a larger sewer covering as the "lost ball" slot..
Have the character go around a pinball table, and each ricochet off a TNT crate, or bigger TNT crate/ or Gas tank bumper, you get so many points. When you get launched into a certain area, or when you get "Bumpered/blown up into it" say the subway as an example, you can spell out PAIN which unlocks a "bonus" mode. In the Bonus mode it would include multipliers for your score.
During that portion of the game, if you "lock" your character in certain spots, you can unlock the games other character's.
You "Un-lock them" after you get 3 Jarvis' into each of the 3 Smoke Stacks or dumpsters etc.. Once all 3 smoke stacks are locked, you get that unlocked character as well so you can launch 2 or 3 guys around the screen at once, 1 after another. You can use the Billboards as extra flippers. You could them have all them hit certain spots, to light up "OOCH or OOCHING, OOBER OOCHER" etc. and when you light em all up, you get the mega bonus per se. Now you have all 3 characters flying around the screen hitting TNT Crates, Grandma, COW and so on getting you Ooober points

Posted on 03.16.08 09:16 AM by Hello Hello

@Travis - A while back you said you would give us some details about the DARTS mode... Is it time for that yet? Mayhaps a tasty morsel or two for your adoring public? Just a hint per chance?

Posted on 03.16.08 09:28 AM by TonyB

And is that going to ready with the Amusment park?

Posted on 03.16.08 09:33 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
Tony, on the previous page "And the Winners are".. about 3/4 of the way down the page is my post on my ideas for Different Darts games, i'd opy n paste but then i'd be in overkill idea mode on this page.. Take a look at it..
and he responded with this, so maybe his response is the little taste your looking for...
@HelloHello: You will like our Darts mode then. When more is done I will post the rules

Posted on 03.16.08 09:38 AM by Hello Hello

@Jason Coker
I'm glad you enjoyed the P-force idea. It took months of development and testing but there you are. I'm glad all my hard work paid off, lol. P-force would be sweet.

@Travis
I think a great idea to go along with pimp slapping would be the hardest pimp slap of them all, behold, "THE HAND OF GOD". No one can slap harder than that guy. Lightning, hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes. The list goes on and on.

@Hello Hello
That Jenga idea was great man. Very very solid. Good work.

Posted on 03.16.08 10:30 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone
Did anyone like the net gun idea or not, just curious? If you watch Rob & Big you'll understand how absolutly hilarious that would be in this game.

Posted on 03.16.08 10:32 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I live in Europe right, and basically, I'm just guna stay up til midnight to see if the old PSN Update comes early, cos I remember the days when it used to come out at midnight, I know it's probably not going to happen, but if the update is coming at midnight, I want to be around when it happens. ;D

Posted on 03.16.08 11:38 AM by M_Dem

Good luck! I don't get the update until around 3 or 4 pm CST. Sux because I work at 5 on thursdays!

Posted on 03.16.08 11:49 AM by TonyB

@Hello Hello - Thats the post I'm refering to. I wanna hear those rules if he has anything ready for us.

Posted on 03.16.08 11:51 AM by TonyB

@Alpha: ONLY YOUR H8-RED CAN DESTROY ME! Now, Release your anger. A H8r feels the insults FLOW through him.

@TonyB: Sorry if you loose connection you have to reload. We use that to make sure you are not cheating. This may change in the future but not now. Darts mode explanation will come later. I am preparing a post about the new patch content first. Marketing/PR would kill me if I spilled the beans on Darts without going through them first.

@Jugglao: I got posse to fight you in PAIN. I don’t even have to Ooch. I got people to Ooch for me.

@Everyone: I don’t really address the PAIN cost issue because I don’t make that decision. Like I said before a Producer can recommend but I am by no means the end all when it comes to price. That being said. I think at the end of the day people will be satisfied with what they get for the price they pay.

When someone in Europe gets PAIN let me know okay? I got a call from our European Producer (Gavin) but I have no idea when it will post.

Sorry this is so short guys. Today has been kinda busy. Working on the new content and making sure We launch the new content globally now take a bit of “doing”

Posted on 03.16.08 13:04 PM by travis williams

O.K. here is summary of all the stuff from previous posts for any noobies that join us. Who ever gets on the new post (If there is one) copy & paste it. Feel free to add to it.

Posted on 03.16.08 13:08 PM by mortal_sinner

********Summary of ideas so far*********

Characters:

Nathan Drake - Zookey
Nathan Hale - Zookey
Ratchet - Zookey
Helghast - Clinton514
Final Fantasy or marvel - adamthewarrior
Gimp - DJRippey
Pitbull - Andrew
Amnesia Patient - Gage
The Billboard doctor - Gage
Fat cop - Gage
Bomb guy - adam_thewarrior
Skeleton - adam_thewarrior
llama - Ninja
Crash Bandicoot - Pee_Wee
Sony Fanboy - alphavs0mega
Pee Wee Herman - DaGR8T1
Bruce Willis - DaGR8T1
Jack Thompson - TheLost
Britney spears - TheLost
Toy - inkerjay
Alien - inkerjay
Army drill instructor - RunninBlock
Redneck - RunninBlock
Clown - PainJunkie2
Seasonal i.e easter bunny grim reaper leprechaun- THEfireman
Paris Hilton - DJRippey
Pollitician - DJRippey
Mounties - BlueFrog007
Aboriginies - BlueFrog007
Postal Worker - Jebus13
Man in full body cast - PhoenixCE
Jamaican/stoner - Roadking01
Quarter Back - PainJunkie2
war general - LMR13
Yeti - mortal_sinner
astronaught - LMR13
sumo - zakupilot256
secret agent - LMR13
evil kenevil - LMR13
hippie - LMR13
snowman - Tommy*
pimp - LMR13
hooker - LMR13
terrorists - LMR13
Cowboy - PaladinRevenant
Bill Clinton - Qraze
Darth Vader - Lord_Malice
Oprah - Lord_Malice
Voodo doll - Bobechi
Elvis - Lord_Malice
Knight - Lord_Malice
A cat - fawrh
An Angel - Tomy
parrapa the rapper - Qraze
A moose - Jebus13
Mr potato head - Jebus13
Wheel-chair - Eric
jedi/yoda - craig
teacher - theshiggnigg
ski jumper - mortal_sinner
eskimo - mortal_sinner
fat opera SINGER - mortal_sinner
matador - mortal_sinner
yodeler - mortal_sinner
Vampire - Kev
Nerd - Kev
Samurai- Kev
Emo - Kev
Jako - Shane
rufus (bumfights) - mortal_sinner
fast food worker- somedude
Boxer- mozzle
Scuba diver- mozzle
Terminator- mozzle
Hitler (he'd deserve it)- mozzle
Pilot - mozzle
Mummy - mozzle
Egyptian - mozzle
Crash Test Dummy- mozzle
air guitar champion - mortal_sinner
baseball umpire - mortal_sinner
Gladiator- mortal_sinner
T-Rex - MutilatRJuggalo
Italin bank rober - DUMB_A**_LISTIN
Johnny Knoxville- Mav
sloth (goonies) - mortal_sinner
siamese twins
power ranger - zakupilot256
General Lee from Tekeshis' Castle- mortal_sinner


Levels:
Stonehenge - PhoenixCE
Easter Island - PhoenixCE
San Francisco - DJRippey
Lego City - adam_thewarrior
Museum - StalkingSilence
Las Vagas - Neon Reaver
Jungle - Macrike
Office - StalkingSilence
Mall - StalkingSilence
Race Track/Demolition Derby - StalkingSilence
Winter Olympics - StalkingSilence
Summer Olympics - StalkingSilence
Highway Construction Site - Andrew
The Docks - Andrew
Tokyo - Andrew
Water Park - Robert
Trailer park - Andrew
Zoo - Bobechi
North Pole - DJRippey
Area 51/Army base - Deef-fence
Pinball - inkerjay
Beach - Pixel09_GA
School - Pixel09_GA
A World Tour: Combined input.
Moon - zakupilot256
Airport - Android66
Football Stadium - GCadets_Bari
Haunted Masion - GCadets_Bari
Supermarket - GCadets_Bari
Large Concert - GCadets_Bari
Farm - AlphaRedWolf
Heaven - inkerjay
Bungy station - Tripp
Hell - inkerjay
Factory: Candy, Cars, Explosives, Ect... - Andrew
Circus - CTK*Spongebob
Basketball
Alcatraz/Prision
Aircraft Carrier- PhoenixCE
Castle - Tripp
Trampolines - TonyB
Rome - zakupilot256
Old west - zakupilot256
Movie lot - AlphaRedWolf
Shaolin Temple - Jebus13
Quarry - Tripp
Home Improvement warehouse - Android66
mountain - Mallemall
cruise ship - NuclearVlad
Junk/scrap yard - mortal_sinner



Modes:

Qbasic-Gorillaz mode - Tripp
Tossing my cokie - DougHeffernan
Miniture golf - Android66
Boss levels - zakupilot256
pain shooting gallery - Sw1tched
skee-ball - TonyB
Pain Pool - MutilatRJuggalo
basket ball - MutilatRJuggalo
Pain Baseball - Andrew
Paint the town - Eric
Blackout (knock out the lights) - PS3Potential + MutilatRJuggalo
PAINboarding - jrabin93
keep it up - michael
balloon tossing - MutilatRJuggalo
oober olympics - hello hello
Ring games - hello hello
Pain Jenga - hello hello


Trophy ideas:

CHAIN SMOKER:
Land inside all three factory smokestacks in one launch.

SHE WILL IF YOU LETTER
Use the hotel letters to spell "Hot Oral Sex."

ENEMY MIME:
Without hitting the Mime, spook him into traffic to cause a major pile-up.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE:
Bring down both the bowling ball and the gas tank sphere on the factory roof.

DONUT WHOLE:
Launch yourself through the donut without knocking it over.

CEREAL KILLER:
Start an explosive chain reaction using only the cereal spoon.

COOKIE CUTTER:
Launch Cookie through three or more plate glass windows at once.

POTTY TRAINED (Aftermath):
Derail the subway train by knocking the port-a-potty into its path.
- by Android66

Leaping Through the donut - Clinton514

THE GREAT ESCAPE:

Shoot through the first store on the right, out the back door (reserved for police raids, lol), down the stairs and into a train
- Omnidoom

Hit And Run
Touch every characters in the level.

Who's Driving?
Blowing every car in the stage(Aftermath).

Up Up and away!
Throwing the grandma in the ventilation
- BumbiQc



Improvements & Tweaks:

Camera that doesn't stop when you go out of bounds - TankerB33
Saving replays - Tommy*
Taking screenshot during replay - jeremyprice11
MP3 Playback - ToN
Using different characters in multiplayer - Ira_Tarded
Level Editor - Andrew
Launching grandma etc - PhoenixCE
Bear traps - BumbiQc
Fires - BigBalls
Computer playing as player 2 in multiplayer - Wayne
Skipping intro - steve
Bullet time - ilya
Electrocution -Andrew
Airplanes - Andrew
Character editor
New launchers i.e. cannons
Customisable poses - KingDragunov
Points break down stat sheet - TonyB
Replay accessed in pause menu - MutilatRJuggalo
Changeable camera speed - MutilatRJuggalo
Speed-o-meter in replay - mortal_sinner
Broken Bones - Hello Hello
Greater variant of screams - Hello Hello
Imprints - Hello Hello
damage icon list - Scott
tip section
update log
new weather conditions.
pooh throwing monkeys - MutilatRJuggalo
uber oocher - hello hello
360 degree slingshot
character stats-WhiteFang
first person view - MutilatRJuggalo
P-Force - MutilatRJuggalo

Q&A:

Q. When is online play available?
A. TBA - Soonish (Couple of months)

Q. When is the amusement Park available
A. TBA - A couple of months

Q. When will MP3's be able to play in game
A. Soon - Work in progress now.

Q. When will be able to skip the intro
A. Very soon

Q. Why are there locks on all the modes
A. Complete the tutorial to unlock the modes

Q. I can't reach the bowling ball
A. Push up on the left anolouge stick to gain hight

Q. My score doesn't update
A. It takes a few mins to register

Q. How do I get Aftermath
A. Score 1.5mil in PAINdemonium

Q. Will there be any free content
A. Yes, some will be free others at a cost

Q. How do I unlock new characters & costumes
A. The trophys explain it all

Q. When will the pain team be on the leader boards
A. Their too affraid after seeing our scores

Q. When will new content be available
A. Content will be available from time to time avilable for download in America & europe at the same time

Q. Why is there a reflection of a UFO in the windows
A. Don't ask!

Q. Who is Brock Lee
A. It is a ride in the Amusement Park level

Q. Will there be gore
A. No, this would effect the rating

Q. Can we replay share
A. It's work in progress

Q. Will voice chat come available
A. Yes,with online play









Posted on 03.16.08 13:09 PM by mortal_sinner

@mortal_sinner - NICE!! A job well done. I like the remark about the PAIN team not being on the boards!

@Travis - any time for a reply to that one?!?! HA!

@Pedro - I think you should be in charge of answering all questions about the UFO!!!!! HAHA!!

Posted on 03.16.08 13:27 PM by TonyB

@PAIN TEAM - Good luck with the roll out tomorrow, hope it goes better than they have in the past... Although it would make for some swell H8ing from some new guys!! Just funnin with ya...We take up enough of your time with our ideas and ramblings, we don't need you losing any more time to deal with PSN problems. We need you working on new content!

Posted on 03.16.08 13:34 PM by TonyB

@TonyB

Good call buddy, I second that.

@Travis
Does you saying you have people to Ooch for you essentially mean that my 5 month old could beat you with his random grabbings of the joysticks and pushing of buttons, and that you are in fact too afraid of that happening?

Posted on 03.16.08 14:23 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Pain Crew

Good luck with tomorrow, as I hope you wish us the same dealing with these noobs.

@Everyone

I hope all my O.G. haters are ready. We could copy and paste Mortals bomb and informative list after every single post made on this board, and yet still I can guarantee there will be 2 noobs for each time to post questions they just read and had answered for them. Maybe not tomorrow, or even the next day but soon.
Teeheehee, I gotta say I'm quite excited for all the Sh!t talking that will be going on soon. We got some hardcore haters in this place.

Posted on 03.16.08 14:30 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@mortal sinner- HOLY CRAP! how long did that take you? kudos

Posted on 03.16.08 14:42 PM by Matt2793

@TonyB:I think your right,so to all newbies reading this,heres your answer to the UFO,it's a speck of dirt(chuckels)now hush.

Posted on 03.16.08 14:43 PM by pedro

To all the newbs continued.. PLEASE scroll up, see my message to MOZZEL, be forwarned, and take it too heart LOL...
from here to eternity...
Haskell almighty

Posted on 03.16.08 14:52 PM by Hello Hello

@Pedro - See!! I knew you had PS3Potential!

Posted on 03.16.08 14:53 PM by TonyB

@ Travis,
sniffle.. no comment to moi on my mega OOBER Idea postful of killer OOOber ideas....sniffle.. and i thought you cared
lol
and my top, final four of Jennifer Aniston, Charlize Theron, Ashley Judd, and Jessica Biel, still Pimp slap your four. Smile~

Posted on 03.16.08 14:55 PM by Hello Hello

@Travis:I was wondering,when can you put back PAIN on the PlayStationNetwork so my friend can buy it(no people,when I say friend,I really do mean my friend,not me).He just bought a PS3,and since the multilplayer was coming out for online,I was hoping he can get it,along with some other friends(met on PSN,so can you tell me what happened to it?

Posted on 03.16.08 14:55 PM by pedro

@Pedro - Hit the show all tab and it should come up.

@Hello Hello - Trade Ashley Judd for Jessica Alba and your list will be DA BOMB!

Posted on 03.16.08 14:59 PM by TonyB

@TonyB:I am PS3Potential,I posted it up for thousands of times saying it,so no offense,but you need to check out my posts.

Posted on 03.16.08 14:59 PM by pedro

@TonyB:When I say that,I mean both having potential and being PS3Potential,get it?

Posted on 03.16.08 15:01 PM by pedro

@Pedro - It was a joke... I know you are PS3Potential, thats why I said that...

Is it me? Or is it him...Yeah...Thought so.

Keep up the good work Pedro...you sir, are very entertaining!

Posted on 03.16.08 15:03 PM by TonyB

@TonyB:I knew it was a joke(but thought of the wrong joke)and thank you,I'll be hear till... I...... sleep.........ZZZZZzzzzz.

Posted on 03.16.08 15:08 PM by pedro

TRADE ASHLEY JUDD FOR JESSICA ALBA.. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.. DUDE, YOUR ON CRACK LOL

Posted on 03.16.08 23:49 PM by Hello Hello

Sorry dude, but Jessica Alba is too hot to keep off that list, and A.Judd is the least hot of the other girls on that list, so there ya go.

Posted on 03.17.08 01:26 AM by TonyB

AAARRGGGHHHH!!!! still hasn't updated! The wait is killing me!

Posted on 03.17.08 10:23 AM by whitegold58

ggrrrrr

Posted on 03.17.08 10:29 AM by matt

Tick Tock...

Posted on 03.17.08 10:30 AM by alphavs0mega

Hey Travis, I'm in Europe, highly anticipating the release today XD
I can't wait to see PAIN for myself.
It's finally here! Reeeeyyyy!

Posted on 03.17.08 10:53 AM by M_Dem

How about some playmates for top four....

They dont have to be naked...just in something short....REAL SHORT!!!!

Posted on 03.17.08 11:03 AM by THEfireman

i was hopeing to see it in the store today then i'll have 4 days of pain but oh well i can wait

travis do you know how much it will cost in pounds

Posted on 03.17.08 11:32 AM by toast_burner

WHERE IS TEH UPDATE

Posted on 03.17.08 11:44 AM by whitegold58

its on the eu store now!!!!

Posted on 03.17.08 12:13 PM by matt

IT UP NOW PEEPS! price 4.99 and all the addons are there also

Great job Idol Minds will be seein yas on the score boards soon

Thanks Keep up the great work....

couldnt have been a betr day either it rainin and gale force winds...

Posted on 03.17.08 12:15 PM by Jayspikes

prices are as follows:

£4.99 for game
fun with explosives free
0.69p add on characters

yo idol minds character idea...

SKEWL PRINCIPAL (headmaster for europe) or just a grumpy old teacher, im sure all of you had at least one grump old teacher that you hated! i know ive got my list of teacher id like to slingshot around.

Posted on 03.17.08 12:19 PM by Jayspikes

WOO-HOO!!! Here they come!!!!

God it almost feels like x-mas!

Posted on 03.17.08 12:21 PM by TonyB

Now im in trouble..i have dualshock 3 coming tomorrow...should i wait or play with old style sixaxis...hmmmm

Posted on 03.17.08 12:26 PM by Jayspikes

@Jayspikes - After waiting all this time, yer gonna hold out for a DS3??? Let it go kid...get in the game!

Posted on 03.17.08 12:28 PM by TonyB

@Travis

I GOT PAIN!!! ITS AWESOME!! WOOO!

Posted on 03.17.08 12:34 PM by Ben

The Dutch store has it now too, installing as I type... Sad how they make us pay that much more, 7.99 euros. Even UK pays less (4.99 GBP is 6.40 euro). They even get the chars for 0.88 euro while we have to pay 0.99! A dollar is about 65 euro cents, so it's madness. Six extra characters (which I was expecting to be packed per 2 or 3 btw), makes it 21.92 euros. That's almost 34 dollars, madness because if I'm not wrong it's 9.99 + 0.99 per char in the US store, that's not even 16 dollars total. That's means it's an increase of well over 50% in price you know? That's not right.

I know you don't control the price, but again, where -do- we complain about this because Sony obviously doesn't know how to convert to Euros properly (It's not just pain).

Posted on 03.17.08 13:16 PM by Mav

Correction: It's more than double the US price, so that's more than 100% increase, not 50%. Always hated economical math stuff...

Posted on 03.17.08 13:26 PM by Mav

Oh, woops I converted one too many times to dollars Embarassed It's 13.93 total, not 21 euros. But it is 21 dollars, not 100% more but still 1/3rd more, like all prices in the EU PStore. It's all one third more...

Posted on 03.17.08 13:31 PM by Mav

PAIN team - congrats on a successful EU rollout.
Also travis, your long post was great. Really honest and insightful. Looking forward to big things from you all and thanks for keeping us up-to-date on all PSN features.

Posted on 03.17.08 13:36 PM by StalkingSilence

PAIN team, you are legends. THANKYOU SO MUCH ITS FINALLY HERE!! Now to just wait 'till my dad gets home so I can buy it. Grrrr... another 4 hours to wait....

Posted on 03.17.08 14:09 PM by whitegold58

Travis make sure you give everyone on your team a dam good pat on the back
PAIN is a FREAKIN' amazing game! =D
I seriously can't see myself getting bored of this hahaha

I LOVE IT! thanks a lot XD

Posted on 03.17.08 15:04 PM by M_Dem

@mortal_sinner: Man, I only went after Mozzle because he personally attacked someone. Calling people dickheads and such because they comment on something they dont like about the game, or something they complained about. Then to inform us that he doesn't even have the game, so he had no idea what he was talking about. There is no reason to personally attack someone and you will only see us H8ters do that when we are so personally attacked ourselves. We are not the ones that are on here attacking people, but when someone comes on here and attacks someone for commenting no matter what it is, and that person has no actuall personal knowledge of what he is talking about. That is uncalled for. That is why I went after Mozzle. Frankly, I was pretty gentle on him, I could have personally attacked him as he did to others. And yes, when he puts fouth something that entitles some credit, I will give it to him. I was not trying to disrespect noobs in general but I think by reading on you all got my point.
Nice job by the way on the list. You forgot the military base though. I brought that up. There was a few others but whos counting, if I can find any more I will let ya know.

Posted on 03.17.08 15:21 PM by 2speedy1

I love the UK tradeoff...

They get a decent amount of content at launch...

For a price... $$$

Milk those Europeans...

But remember... TW doesnt make the pricing

So... I wonder who's laughing all the way to those great Swiss Banks.

Posted on 03.17.08 15:23 PM by alphavs0mega

Cha-Ching

Cha-Ching

Cha-H8

x

Posted on 03.17.08 15:25 PM by alphavs0mega

yes finally

Posted on 03.17.08 15:47 PM by paul

i just downloaded pain its great fun for £5

thanks for making this game i cant wait for the theme park

Posted on 03.17.08 15:53 PM by toast_burner

@2speedy1 - I hear ya buddy! As I said, I appreciate the H8ers input, we would get nowhere without it , there has to be two sides to reach an equilibrium. Cheers for the credit on the list but I think Juggalos' right in what he said, that damn list is gonna go to waste & the only way I'm gonna feel like it was worth it is took look on the bright side & laugh it off, TonyB is enjoying it, we'll see what happens & see if my h8 grows. I may have to sway to the dark side! Funny though, Mozz was all over this board when he didn't have the game, now his opinions would be more creditable he ain't gonna voice them, irony!
@ Mozzle - What do you think of Pain?

Posted on 03.17.08 16:08 PM by mortal_sinner

Wow! It's great to hear that our brothers (and hopefully sisters) in Europe are finally experiencing the PAIN.

Posted on 03.17.08 16:11 PM by Jason Coker

@Jason Coker - My fellow Europen brothers have been experiencing the PAIN of waiting & suspense for months! Congratulations on your success though! Keep the PAIN coming & we look forward to you & the rest of the team feeling the PAIN of defeat when we get to take you on!

Posted on 03.17.08 17:23 PM by mortal_sinner

@mortal_sinner: Ah Im sure he's too busy playing to actually post now man. Give him time, he will be back Im sure. But yes you have a point about the irony.
And the H8 squad is always accepting applications, send in your resume' anytime!!

Posted on 03.17.08 17:23 PM by 2speedy1

Just make sure that you can keep up with us

OG's

x

Posted on 03.17.08 17:33 PM by alphavs0mega

4 LIFE

Posted on 03.17.08 17:55 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

No Mozzle yet??? He must be busy actually playing the game!!!!!

Posted on 03.17.08 18:14 PM by TonyB

The games awesome, couple of things could do with a little tweak like the camera speed but nowt major that hasn't already been said. Wouldv'e posted earlier but its been a long day.

tonyB, good to know the art of sarcasm isn't dead. Wink

Posted on 03.17.08 18:28 PM by Mozzle

@2speedy1 + alphavs0mega + MutilatRJuggalo + TonyB - Gents if you knew me personally you would know not only could I roll with you but set the pace. resume? Anyone can be judged wrong on paper, I'd rather be judged for what I do, just keep your eye on me!

Posted on 03.17.08 18:35 PM by mortal_sinner

Hello to all of our Europe friends who just got this good game. I hope you...enjoy your PAIN?

Posted on 03.17.08 18:55 PM by kitfisto007

hello and yes i do enjoy pain i all ready unlocked aftermatch and ed the game is very addictive

Posted on 03.17.08 19:01 PM by toast_burner

hey Travis, you've been in denver quite alot right? have you ever driven down Colfax or Federal around midnight.....Not too good. My cousin was blastin the music, we stood parked for almost 5 minutes....After a while we finally heard the hooker knocking on the back window

Posted on 03.17.08 19:29 PM by rayderz50

Hey Travis, Jadon, and/or Jeff

I was looking at the game description for PAIN on uk.playstation.com and read

"Downloads will include new modes and areas, as well as user-generated content"

Can you explain what "user-generated content" will be available?

Thanks!!

PSN - ThEosSiE

Posted on 03.17.08 19:42 PM by Theossie

Travis must be bizzy today, not a peep from him. But nobody is yelling for his head, so I guess the EU release went well.

Posted on 03.17.08 20:35 PM by TonyB

i dont know if anyone asked this but could it be possible to get remote play for pain? know that i have boring ass classes in college and would love to take pain on the go? because no game really has taken a hold of remote play and that would be awsome if pain did... thanks

Posted on 03.17.08 20:40 PM by theshiggnigg

@Travis - Not to say you should steal ideas from other games...BUT...When Super Stardust HD rolled out their last big update, a cool thing showed up on their leader boards. A flag of the country the player lives in is right by their name on the leader board. I think it would be cool to see where that guy who you by 1 frickin box is playing from.

Posted on 03.17.08 20:44 PM by TonyB

@Everyone: I was actually out of the office today. I am posting from home since that’s the beauty of the “internets”. First of all I am happy to see everyone in Europe is finally in a PAIN state of mind. Now that we are all on the same page PAINwise the updates will happen on a global scale from now on. So if you are in Europe no one in Texas will get new content that you don’t have access too.

@TonyB: Interesting idea about the high scores. That needs to go on my list of “things to bug the UI programmers about”. I am not above stealing good ideas. I know it odd that we had a content release day in the UK and no one called me shiftless lazy and absent. I must be getting good at this. My Shaolin Style is improving. Hiyah!

@JaySpikes: Trust me when I say PAIN is better with the DualShock3. I’ve been playing that way since before we released. But you will need some practice time. Gold Member Club admission will require your skillz be top notch.

@Mav: Yeah man I don’t do prices. I have zero control over that. I hope you think we are worth it. We’ve been having a blast here. Besides isn’t the Peso now stronger than the dollar? Hahaha everything else is.

@StalkingSilence: LTNS. Yeah I try to tell you guys as much as I can and not get smacked by Public Relations. As much as I would like this to be informal I gotta watch what I reveal.

@Mortal Sinner: NICE LIST. MAN I just need to look for your posts. It saves me a lot of sort time. A LOT

@AlphaH8r: Since all the content was done we didn’t see any reason to hold it back from Europe. At least that proves we aren’t holding anything back from you all. As soon as we finish we ship it.

@Mozzle: I am not sure we can get the camera speed tweak in without a UI change (at least in the next patch). It is a good idea and we should do that for Amusement Park (which would obviously effect Downtown as well)

@Rayderz: I don’t know my way around Denver actually. I know how to get to Idol Minds and how to get to my favorite restaurants. I should explore the next time I come. I am too afraid I am going to get lost and end up on Jeff Litchford’s farm where he will have chores for me to do. That’s so uncool.

@TheOssie: User generated content for PAIN will be a better way for you guys/gals to view your exploits via a cool replay system. It’s coming. And it will be free of charge. See Mav I don’t have control over prices but I can slip in some cool free stuff.

@Shigg: No remote play. At some point we gotta say ENUFF. I am not saying it won’t EVER happen but it’s just not something we are even entertaining at this point. Besides right now Multiplayer ONLINE Pain and Replays are keeping us quite busy.

@Everyone: I have a question please feel free to answer it long winded like. Seems like more of you like the PAINdemonium mode the best. What is it you like so much about that mode? I am going to change the poll next week so speak up.

Posted on 03.17.08 21:23 PM by travis williams

@ Travis: Nice, you stayed away from the office on a launch day! LOL! Was that because you were so confident everything was going to go so smooth OR in case all hell broke loose and you didn't want to be there when the sh*t hit the fan?!?! LOL Come on, really, you can tell us the truth. Tong

Posted on 03.17.08 21:45 PM by 2speedy1

@Travis: By the way your shiftless, lazy and absent. Didn't want ya feeling spoiled. LOL

Posted on 03.17.08 21:49 PM by 2speedy1

@Travis...
1st and formost, congrats on the EU Release, and glad you took a day off, well at least work from the comforts of home. It's been a rough one on this side for me. I can see everyone now h8ing on me after this maybe.
Now I am not H8ing on you.. and I guess, I guess I'm jealous...it's a jealousy/love H8 kind of thing...lol...Now I am not craving attention by any means, cause I could care less if anyone said Hi, eff off etc..lol.. BUT
You have made 2 long posts, and I haven't been in one of em. Again, this is not about saying hi, etc..or me asking, dude, how come you don't talk to me and so on. I know your busy as hell, I know you can't respond to every single PAIN players post.
But, not 1 mention of anything? Hey nice ideas talk to you soon.. or GOT IT..bye...I posted my idea for the Olympics etc., and you said, it was a awesome idea, and that you LOVED it!... which is awesome of course.....Since then, I've been hard at work coming up with new ideas for games, ideas etc.
Some of them were posted above and are pretty damn good I thought. Rings, Slalom, a Jenga type game, PAINball (pinball) and a few others..I even gave descriptions of the gameplay and how it would work etc. I also sent in a couple of emails thru the contact us mailbox. so you would get them faster if you did not come here.
And yet, no response at all? Ok I just re read that, and after reading that now I know I sound like a rube..lol... I guess i'm confused, maybe taking those extra oxycodones and muscle relaxers are messing with my head. or maybe launching myself head first into a wall did it hmmm..
Anwyay.. ya know I love ya.. AS A FRIEND lol..don't get any ideas...and you know how much I appreciate all you do for us every single day.
Haskell

Posted on 03.17.08 22:16 PM by Hello Hello

All hate goes to sony europe on my part, or whoever is in charge of prices. I did bought the game, but only bought the girls. Maybe I'll get the ninja and pirate later though, when I get annoyed with the high-pitch voices of the girls.

Have been playing for several hours, and I must say it is a hell of a lot more difficult than I expected. I just barely managed to get 2 mil. and unlocked aftermath, was kinda by a freak accident too. I fail to see how I could possibly stay moving long enough to rack up some more points, right now I feel it has more to do with luck than with skill. Which makes PAINdemonium for me quite frustrating lol.
And as I expected, I liked the mime toss the most. Maybe it has something to do with me hating the French language and imagining my old French teacher as the mime... Grabbing the mime by his arms or hands is really hard btw. But at least it feels like you have some control over what is happening. Are there really only 3 "levels" of mime toss? easy/med/hard? I would like to see more mime/window setups, maybe that'll happen when /if the launcher can be placed in different locations.

Thanks for making some user created content options free Smile Here's another idea for user created content: I think it would be pretty cool if you could place the mime and glass windows yourself in the map, save it and play it. If this is possible, you could download other peoples insane "mime-maps" and give those a try. That would make things interesting and adds to the replay value. (And perhaps this is also possible with other future gamemodes that use targets or checkpoints.)

Posted on 03.17.08 22:32 PM by Mav

Damn I've made so many grammar errors in that rant, this blog needs an edit button. Embarassed That's what you get when posting at 4.30am... I also forgot to add that the game was worth the (extra) euro's. Smile
And for the user created mime maps, I think it's clear, but I mean that people could place the mime and glass windows at any location they want. Building a crazy mime challenge to play, because you can throw that mime just about anywhere (except behind you?) Perhaps building-mode can use the same camera as in replay mode. L1/R1 to switch between objects (mime, glass windows maybe even some of different sizes, or smaller ones for the hardcore mime tosser). And if it's playable and good enough, put it online. Similar to how Skate uploads replays.

Posted on 03.17.08 22:46 PM by Mav

I dont know why everyone likes pandimoniam so much. I perfer spank the monky myself but if I had to guess I would say for the simple fact that every one likes being able to do what ever they want to do they are not ristricted to the rules of a mini game they can go wild. Also will online play come out before the 28th of march

Posted on 03.17.08 23:28 PM by DUMB_A**_LISTIN

The comparison between PAINdemonium and someone's personal sandbox was a good way of introducing the game mode because it drew a comparison to an activity most everyone is familiar with. Any game that lets the player use their own creativity for enjoyment gives that person a certain claim to the game that connects on a more personal level.

Also, in a poll that asks the player what is most enjoyable the answer will most likely be the one that doesn't feel like a job or the one that has expectations. The other modes have objectives and restrictions making them seem less enjoyable when really most people probably spend most of their time on those same modes. (I know I do)

Obviously, poll questions are difficult to draw any sort of solid conclusions from because of how restricted they are in their response sections. Polls are good for a comparing two things, but not a whole host of things. There are too many factors that go into broad questions like "most enjoyable" that make a poll question inadequate to answer.

Ask specific questions that will elicit better responses and poll questions aren't always the best way to find answers.

Posted on 03.17.08 23:29 PM by 0ompa

@Travis Thanks for the reply. I figured the site was talking about replays, but I was wondering if it maybe meant something else.

Any other ideas going another the team for other options to implement user created content.

I like Mav's comments about Mime Toss levels and maybe the same could be done with Fun with Explosives levels.

@kitfisto007 and @Nosnibor also mentioned about adding level editors.

Very cool...

I don't post as much as most, but I'm always on this site reading everyone's comments. The few posts I have made you've replied to each of them and I appreciate that.

I just wanted to mentioned that my name is actually Theossie (pronounced Thee-AH-c). I just noticed you've always referred to me as TheOssie. It's no big deal ok, just letting you know since I'll be around the site alot.

Posted on 03.17.08 23:46 PM by Theossie

@shiftless lazy and absent - Love yer new handle! I like Paindemonium the best because HORSE is my favorite mode. While there is always a little luck involved with PAIN, I think HORSE is the best test of over-all skill. That makes downtown the best place for me to practice. F.W.E. is fun and thats all I've been playing for like 3 days, but having the whole board at your disposal is what always brings me back to downtown. I'm not a big fan of aftermath...there just isn't enough to do. Our scores are usually in the 5-6 million range to win a letter, so having all the stuff makes it more fun. I think a lot of people will agree with me whe online comes..well...online. I know I'll be in whatever lobby or room or however you do it, waiting to lay down some whoopins! And you suckers who think your gonna use some scoring exploit better think again. I'll still throw 8-10 million at you the good old way-cars and trucks, cones and street signs!!!

Posted on 03.17.08 23:50 PM by TonyB

@Theossie: I stand corrected. Is that your real name? It's kinda dope.

@Hello Hello: HEY DUDE... Izzat enough? Smile



So I guess the PAIN Development Team shirt doesn't qualify as special treatment eh? I want you to know that Elgin the PAIN First Party QA Lead for PAIN doesn't have a shirt yet. Just wanted to point that out.



As a whole I love a lot of your ideas and posting them here gives the team (including myself) a jumping off point to make something cool for everyone to play. As I have explained before just because an idea sounds cool doesn't mean it's practical to make. We have a lot of things to consider when we are making a mode… Like:



DO WE SUPPORT THE RULES SET?

That's a big one. I see people suggesting special scoring, new geometry, etc.. all that needs to be coded. That is if we don't currently handle it. All those options take time. You know that finite thing that you gamers never seem to give us.



CAN WE DO THIS EVERYWHERE?

As I said before… if a mode takes a lot of time and we charge for it we need to make sure everyone is getting their money's worth. So we have to decide if we can support all those "custom" modes in every PAIN environment we have planned.



IS THIS REALLY FUN?

Sometimes modes SOUND cooler than they are in practice. If it isn't fun we give it the boot. We have to be super critical of modes and options. Because all of you are.



IS THIS PAIN?

Now that's the question we are getting better at asking/answering. Remember we are funny first, mean second and never gory. I know people would like to see blood and gore in PAIN but it's just not funny. I had a conversation with some of the environment artists a few days ago because I told them that although what they did was funny it wasn't the kind of funny people appreciate. I would rather have the joke everyone gets 2 weeks into playing PAIN instead of the full frontal pie in the face joke. Although those are funny too.



AM I WEARING PANTS?

Good question. I am at home now. Reading your ideas didn't make me pantless. That's if I am indeed so that is.



@2Speedy1: In addition to all those things I'm also pantless… Bow chica wow wow



And I didn't need to be in the office for the European Launch. Those UK guys are button up in our London office. All I needed to do was make sure people like Mark, Jeff, Jason & Billy are around in case something nutty happens. You gotta remember I am the Producer so it's usually my job to point and go… "That's DOPE! Ship it" or "How can I put pimp slaps in PAIN?"



@Mav: If you think you got skillz dude look at the time for the #1 Mime Toss spot leader boards. RESPECT. One of the reasons I want replay in the game is so I can see that happen. That's an ill time. I have seen the PAIN Lead programmer in that kind of Zone before and trust me when I tell you it's a beautiful thing.



@Oompa: I don't want to make the polls TOO scientific usually they are there to prove a point amongst us development peeps. I guess it's a good thing you like PAINdemonium levels because the two new layouts (BLOCK PARTY and DESTRUCTION) are coming with the next PAIN Patch.



@HelloHello Part 2: Pinball was one of the first modes we thought about. I think it died on the vine unless we can figure some way to make it REALLY fun. We might come back to it but I just don't think PAIN Pinball has everything we need to make it a great mode.



Your "Jenga" idea has merit. It sounds like something we thought about. It also sounds like something that meets a lot of my aforementioned conditions. It also sounds like someone is at my door…



Where are my pants?

Posted on 03.18.08 00:22 AM by travis williams

@staff: Since making lvls takes so very long (amusment park) why not give us a map maker and have the best lvl implamented. I know Cod4 just did that Character: Beavis and Butt head would be hott ehhhhheheh

Posted on 03.18.08 00:31 AM by Apollyon616

Cmon, u know ur goin 2 buy some new pants with that " Muffy Bonus" and a jet with the " Ginger Bonus"!

Posted on 03.18.08 01:18 AM by MigZ

I already made the board of mime tossers, okay it's just over the 1000 mark, but still a nice start after a couple tries I think. I will hopefully be rising hehe, look for "DaftMav" as that's m psnID.

About the mime toss user-created "maps"; I think it comes close to meeting those criteria you mention. It's not a new gametype, just the ability to place objects in the map. Of course that would mean some coding, but so does everything else. I think the biggest thing would be the online saving/downloading part, but you're already planning replays online so I guess that part is in the works. Other than that, it's perfect. And it could work for other gamemodes too, placing a monkeys-sequence or explosive boxes instead. Anything with placeable objects as targets really.
I guess the code changes heavily depends on how Pain objectives are set up, but seeing the difference of paindemonium and aftermath... I think it's a basic map, where the locations of all the objects are loaded on to. Shouldn't be too big of a change to load the user-placed objects in there too. I wouldn't be surprised if that's being done with the different window layouts in mime toss already.

Is it fun? Popularity? One word, little-big-planet(okay 3, I cheated a bit). It's not even out yet and people are drooling already. User created stuff is always great to have.

btw, 0ompa has a point with a poll not being that good for solid conclusions. I think the reason why PAINdemonium is on top and the other modes aren't voted for so much is because there's a limited set of different challenges with those modes. While PAINdemonium is freeroam and different almost every time. Doesn't the other modes are less fun, they're just a bit too limited. If the goal is to have a variety of interesting game modes that all get played a lot, one could say that PAINdemonium loses this poll. And the other modes need some love... *hint*.see user-created coolness above.*hint* Laughing

Posted on 03.18.08 01:23 AM by Mav

Excellent game, glad it's finally out in Europe, nice job, yada-yada.

BUT..

Last night, while going through the game, I selected the option "Community" from the game's main menu -- and the game locked-up on me: it didn't respond to anything; only the menu's background was displayed and I could only press the PS button.

After selecting "Quit Game" in the menu that then shows, the screen went black and the whole machine locked-up and I had to use the actual power button on the PS3 to reboot it.

It is definitely a fun title but the above kinda scared me, especially since I didn't do anything special; I just picked a menu-option.

Anyways, I thought you'd like to know in case you didn't..

All in all, the game is good fun, keep up the good work guys! Smile

Posted on 03.18.08 02:46 AM by NavahoGL

@NavahoGL
The same thing happened to me too! Its fine now though. PAIN IS AWESOME!
Downloaded ALL the characters last night and couldnt stop playing!!

Posted on 03.18.08 11:43 AM by whitegold58

@Travis: Can you tell us when the next patch will be coming? The new patch sounds fun.

Posted on 03.18.08 13:02 PM by kitfisto007

@ Travis - Glad you clocked the list! Hope it helps & saves you enough time to find your pants! Seriously though when is your gold club gonna kick in & if I beat Jeff sensless do I merit a shirt?
@Mav- your right in what you say, people enjoy the freedom in PAINdemonium but it's the more hardcore gamers like Juggalo (#1 mimetoss) for instance that are driven to achieve status on the leaderboards & therefore enjoy the set challenges more. Don't get me wrong the game is new to a lot of the peeps posting at the moment, in time the too will seek a leaderboard spot.
@TonyB - Yes! I can't wait for online play, I'm gonna kick some ass, no glitches, pure skill! lol

Posted on 03.18.08 13:22 PM by mortal_sinner

Rawr, #277 with 3.00.something on mime toss. I think I've seen enough mimes for now, I need some sleep lol.

@mortal_sinner: You're right, not everyone is in it for the world's best times/scores. I know I won't be "training" over and over for a few seconds off. This will be just a game of fun for me, online multiplayer sounds interesting though..

Posted on 03.18.08 14:46 PM by Mav

@Travis

I can't wait to make you a video of my mime tossing skills. I'll throw some sweet music to it too. However, I aint posting it online. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. No one needs to know my technique.

Posted on 03.18.08 14:46 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis

can't wait for the new stage even more now. What I like about PAINdemoniem is that you can cause more havoc than the others, just keep on going to wreck things, then i like horse after PAINdemoniem. Laughing

Posted on 03.18.08 14:56 PM by Ben

@Travis

By the way, you know you got my respect now brotha.

Posted on 03.18.08 16:31 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis

You have since Hung Lo. BEST CHARACTER EVER...until (or unless) I get my T-Rex.

Posted on 03.18.08 16:33 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

I suppose that last comment was meant for the entire PAIN crew.

Posted on 03.18.08 16:34 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis Did you read my idea about the launcher option? to be able to have an object in your hands and lock on a target, then launch, then throw at the target. is it to much? is it something that can happen? please reply! Thanks

Posted on 03.18.08 18:08 PM by michael

@ Juggalo
Come on man, you know everyone wants to see your mad mime-tossing skills in action. It's your duty as #1 to post a replay of one of your rounds. I'm watching you. Or I will after you post it. Which you know you will.

Posted on 03.18.08 18:15 PM by broda812

Here is a small bug I'm wondering if anyone else has. I have rock band and keep my drums plugged in all the time, so when I start my PS3 the normal controler starts as #2. When I start Pain I have to change to controller 1, and then I have no Super Ooch until I log out and log back in as already being controler #1. Also I found a way to cheat and get the mime all launches break glass. Just don't worry about your time on it ;-) I'm sure some have done it straight, but not many.

Posted on 03.18.08 18:40 PM by srart

@ Mortal Sinner
I ignored the "they're too afraid after seeing our scores" comment, but this last one is too much!

Sir, IF you can beat me, in ANY mode, I'll give you MY shirt! Smile

Posted on 03.18.08 18:47 PM by Jeff Litchford

@MRJuggalo
Yes, the particle effects from the fire hydrants do slow everything down... we had to spew out a LOT of particles to make it look any good and the fill rate really bogs down the PS3 when you get in the middle of them

In general the slow downs you mentioned are all tied to the particle effects... that's something that we'll improve as soon as higher priority features wrap up.

@Everyone
Do let us know if you find problems... we'll investigate.

Regarding the impact sounds for some of the characters - you were obviously right, they're off. We'll have them fixed for the next patch. Thank you for catching that one!

Posted on 03.18.08 18:51 PM by Jeff Litchford

@Travis

Hey, I've just about wrapped up the list I've been working on. I'll email it to you later today and you can open it up for discussion on the boards as soon as you want.

Cowboy up!

Posted on 03.18.08 18:57 PM by Jeff Litchford

@ Mortal Sinner - Well, there ya go! Jeff L. has called you out! I can't wait for online.... There is gonna be some serious smack goin around...

@Jeff L. - I have a bug to report, Hung Lo has a bad habit of "sticking" in the dirt. It happens all the time when I'm playing F.W.E. usually it's an arm or the back of his head that acts like it's grabbing.
Muffy does it as well, but not nearly as much.

Posted on 03.18.08 20:08 PM by TonyB

ACK!!!!
my Mime score reset!!! BUG!!!!

I just beat my score on mime toss from 9 mins to 4:44 to 4:04. Now its back to 9 mins. this happen when i was going through the Leaderboard. Please fix.

Posted on 03.18.08 20:20 PM by zakupilot256

@Ramy: Yeah did I mention that? You were right about that sound bug so we are totally patching that in. Sorry for making you feel like you were nutty. Do your dance now.

@Jeff: Yeah I am almost done with my list too. You know the list of the YOU CAN’T PUT THAT IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK list. I think someone better run when they see me coming in a few weeks. He knows who I am talking to. Choc-o-Nana? That’s just not gonna happen. And the sooner you get me that list the better Jeff. Make sure Geiger has some pictures I can post too. If we are going to do this right we will need visual aids for the post.

@Zaku: Give your scores time to post on the leader boards.


@Everyone: Jeff is actually very good. He’s really good at HORSE. I would think it’s because he scripted the level so he knows how to score well. That being said it would be funny to see him loose his shirt.

@Juggalo: He’s got the straight up gameface on when he’s mime tossing. Carl @ Idol Minds is good like that too. I’ve given up trying to beat Carl it’s just kinda hopeless.

Posted on 03.18.08 20:35 PM by travis williams

yeah that happend to me to when i was being hung lo i got hit by the bowling ball and my leg got stuck in the ground it was rely iritating because i was doing good that time

Posted on 03.18.08 20:35 PM by toast_burner

@Jeff - Calling me out? You concentrate on getting that online multi-player up and running & buy yourself a spare shirt while your at it! You want me to play with a handicap Jeff? I'd like to give you a sporting chance, I'm a nice bloke like that. One thing more, I beg you, wash that shirt before you post it cause your gonna be doing some serious swetting in that thing? What size are you? Need to know if I've gotta go on a diet.
On another note, in spank the monkey I've had Jarvis go beneath the pavement (except his feet) under the manhole sign. One monkey I hit had a mad skitso fit & pinned me to a wall too, that don't need fixin' it was a good laugh!

Posted on 03.18.08 20:41 PM by mortal_sinner

THANK YOU! LOL....You're the man Travis.

Posted on 03.18.08 20:56 PM by Ramy

@Travis

Any chance on you telling me his best time?

Posted on 03.18.08 20:58 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Same goes for you Jeff!

Posted on 03.18.08 21:02 PM by Ramy

My People,

Little known fact: Travis always brags about how great his is at Spank The Monkey around here at work. The trouble is that he isn't talking about playing PAIN.....

Coke

Posted on 03.18.08 21:10 PM by Jason Coker

ouch

Posted on 03.18.08 21:20 PM by KingDragunov

DANG!!!!!

Looks like Coke is getting in on it too!

I want everyone to remember this smack when online rolls out... It's nothing but talk now...

Posted on 03.18.08 21:21 PM by TonyB

Oh! On another note, will non-gold club members be able to see the 'goldies'' scores?

Posted on 03.18.08 21:23 PM by broda812


Posted on 03.18.08 21:26 PM by whitegold58

STAY OUT OF MY OFFICE COKE! I'M BUSY

Posted on 03.18.08 21:26 PM by travis williams

@ whitegold ???

Posted on 03.18.08 21:27 PM by broda812

lmfao

Posted on 03.18.08 21:28 PM by Ramy

@srart - I do the same thing with my guitar hero guitar, but I've never had that problem. I have to change the controller # everytime, but it works fine. Maybe it's just with those drums.

Posted on 03.18.08 22:43 PM by TonyB

Can any of you guys give us an estimated date for the new patch? Thanks, appreciate it.

Posted on 03.18.08 23:01 PM by kitfisto007

Check out some of my videos.... youtube.com/profile_videos?user=VenomViper&p=r

Posted on 03.19.08 00:02 AM by Ramy

For the PAIN Team...

"Regarding the impact sounds for some of the characters - you were obviously right, they're off. We'll have them fixed for the next patch. Thank you for catching that one!

Posted on 03.21.08 09:51 AM by Jeff Litchford "

...and

"@Ramy: Yeah did I mention that? You were right about that sound bug so we are totally patching that in. Sorry for making you feel like you were nutty. Do your dance now. "

Don't forget me ! Thanks for taking us seriously and applying a fix . Does this mean Ramy and I should get T-Shirts (evil grin)?

Looking forward to the Patch ,

Scott...........

Posted on 03.19.08 00:16 AM by Scott_R_K

Yeah, I done a line break and decided to post it as a new idea. Sorry for confusion.

Posted on 03.19.08 00:33 AM by whitegold58




Posted on 03.19.08 01:28 AM by whitegold58

**Marketing Idea**

I want a full size Jarvis sticker to put on my car so it looks like he's splatted all over the trunk!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 01:33 AM by TonyB

@Jason Coker

Congrats on the funniest post ever made on this board. (your comment about Travis for the noobs/retards out there) This is something we all assumed but did not know. Well, at least I did. I appreciate your clarification on the subject. LMFAO!!!
You need to get on here more often bro, we both seem to have the same views on what most would call "distasteful" humor. Any chance you liked my poop throwing monkey idea? Do I even need to ask? You did enjoy Pee-Force!!!
I wish I could somehow test the force of my pee. Exspecially with the blizzard we just got dumped on us. (Milwaukee,WI) That's a lot of fresh canvas. I already wrote my name and PAIN in the snow in my backyard, bandaids and all, the whole PAIN logo. (j/k...maybe...teeeheeehee)

@PAIN Crew

Just wondering where the sound effects for Jarvis' farts came from. Was Jeff in on that too?

Also,
I think from now on for Mime Toss you should have bronze, silver, gold, platinum, and then MutilatoR. It even sounds right..kinda.
My original time was 1.08 so I would set it at that for Downtown, future times to come.

@Jeff

I see you challenged Mortal in any mode. Do you dare challenge me in Mime Toss? My average time is 1.09. I don't want a shirt, just a fainting goat. Are you willing to live with only 2?

Posted on 03.19.08 02:16 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Jason

I apologize for my spelling. My wife just informed me that it is especially, not exspecially. I honestly did not know this and I think I've probably spelled it wrong for like 15 years. My bad.

Posted on 03.19.08 02:21 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TonyB

You gotta LCD don't you. Jerk. LOL. If only I could have clear video quality. Nice drop kick on the granny. I never even noticed her boobies bounced until now. A very gross yet accurate addition from the PAIN crew.

@PAIN CREW

AWESOME!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 02:22 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

HOLY BALLS!!! That's the longest post I've ever had. I'm catchin' up to you Hello!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 02:25 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Great game! Just persuaded 5 of my friends 2 download it. I just browsed through the comments and noticed one mentioning being able 2 place objects. if ur working on this wuld there b a way of having a create-a-character option? Could unlock more styles/clothes etc 4 filling certain criteria.

Posted on 03.19.08 02:34 AM by Bearskopff

@Juggalo - Those are Remy's vids, not mine. Bot I do have a 50" 1080p TV! Lemme tell ya...Nothing better in this world! (except bigger tv's of course!)

This snow sucks huh?! I'm in Chicago...IT WAS FRICKIN SPRING YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!

Your times on the mime toss are just stupid... I decieded I was gonna start playing it again to try to get your spot...after about 10 rounds I never beat 3 min.... I SUCK... Dude you have got to put up a vid of one of those sick runs. We want to marvel at your greatness!

Posted on 03.19.08 02:50 AM by TonyB

Ramy...sorry for the mis-spell

Posted on 03.19.08 03:44 AM by TonyB

Crickets this evening....I guess Juggalo is out in the snow using his P-Force, Hello is working on his next mega post, 2speedy is waiting for Mozzle to slip up, Alpha is lurking...lurking and watching...and all the Eu'rs are wondering how to get the Moon Landing Trophy to unlock...

You guys are NOT making work go by any faster...

Posted on 03.19.08 05:06 AM by TonyB

YOU SHOULD MAKE A CHARARCTER THAT IS A POT HEAD THATS PARENTS SENT TO A BIG SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY ARE RICH BUT ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS SMOKE POT SLEEP AND PARTY WHO DOE NOT EVER GO TO CLASS .

Posted on 03.19.08 05:19 AM by DUMB_A**_LISTIN

They did, but he didn't show up for testing and was fired before release day...

Posted on 03.19.08 05:32 AM by TonyB

@DUMB_A**LISTIN,

Your name says it all son.

Posted on 03.19.08 06:18 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

No one wants to fling you from a slingshot...sorry.

That is not a remark dissing pot heads, just those who chose not to be smart in life.

Posted on 03.19.08 06:19 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Pot doesn't make you dumb, stupid choices do. Well, I guess that and bad parents.

Posted on 03.19.08 06:20 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

none the less,

O.K. Tony, I got one for you,

@Travis
This was the 4th post for your latest news update "Word is Bond"
Posted on 03.13.08 // 03:00 PM:

"So now that I'm at the top of a new post. Questions...again, all relating to upcoming updates.

1) Any chance on customizable controls?
2) Any chance on customizable camera rotation speed? Increased speed would be nice.
3) Any chance on moving replay to the pause menu?
4) Any chance on clowns as characters?
Posted on 03.11.08 13:09 PM by MutilatRJuggalo"

Yet,
It took until a comment from the I'll talk sh!t without ever even playing PAIN weiner Mozzle, to get this response out of Travis:

@Mozzle: I am not sure we can get the camera speed tweak in without a UI change (at least in the next patch). It is a good idea and we should do that for Amusement Park (which would obviously effect Downtown as well)

Now,
This was:
Posted on 03.20.08 12:23 PM by travis williams

He answers some one else a week later on my question.

@TonyB
I'm afraid Travis is missing some of our questions, so I got one for you,
DO YOU WANT TO SEE A T-REX NAMED MUTILATOR IN THIS GAME?
If not, I ask why not? He'd have short little grabby arms, yet amazing rolling ability with extra Ooch power due to his powerful rutter like tail.

Just puttin it out there.

@Travis

Don't feel to bashful about the Spank the Monkey post buddy, my wife says I'm really good at it, so really it's nothing to be ashamed of.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I just said that...WATCHA GONNA DO?!?!?!?

Posted on 03.19.08 06:29 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Everyone
That last part of my last comment was aimed at all of you that think masturbation is gross, exspecially those of you that cringed cause I typed it.

@Travis

It's perfectly normal dude, don't get too salty Jason burnt ya!

Posted on 03.19.08 06:35 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Tony
Congrats on the tv man. As far as bigger goes...ehh, you really don't want more than a 50"-55" screen if you want good picture.
It sucks cause my Rear projection has a much better picture than even plasma, you just can't record good video with it and it's only 1080i. It's perfect for everything but recording it, and fast action.

Posted on 03.19.08 06:39 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Sorry, 1 more comment, I just realized I flooded the post so I figured I should probably stick 1 more in there.

MIME TOSSING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD BABY!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 06:41 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Ramy
My bad man. I just ain't seen you in such a long time I didn't even double think my post. All credit it yours for the vid.

@TonyB
Thanks for the correction.

@Everyone
MutilatoR trophys, T-Rexs and poop throwing monkeys for life!!!!!!!
I'm tryin to start a fan base, all in favor say I!

Posted on 03.19.08 06:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Wow man. 8 posts in a row. And you were actually saying things. The other guy who got that many posts in a row was just spouting nonsense. (I like oreos!)

Posted on 03.19.08 07:01 AM by broda812

By the way, I have a 20" tube tv. Oh yeah.

Posted on 03.19.08 07:02 AM by broda812

@Broda
Thanks man.

I for real apologize for my repetitive posts. I'm one of them people that even though he thinks through what he wants to say....most of the time...still doesn't say it all. It takes several times to get everything out, then more bounces in. I try to keep it under control but Travis and Hello are such long posters...
I guess I just surround myself with bad influences, lol!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 07:04 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Broda
Here's my proof,
YOU CAN'T HAVE ENOUGH OREOS!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 07:05 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

If you think 8 posts of my comments are bad you should listen to my wife...
MY GOD!!

She's a perezhilton kinda chick! Yes..yes..I know..devestating. =(. That's life.

Posted on 03.19.08 07:07 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

HA!!!!

@Juggalo - Fingers of FURY!!!!and...YES IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE A T-REX TO LAUNCH!!!!!

There ya go..

and I would like to also add...#8 in F.W.E.!!

Posted on 03.19.08 07:15 AM by TonyB

That score of over 600 boxes has to be some kind of glitch...

Posted on 03.19.08 07:19 AM by TonyB

And a 10 million run in horse to make my roomate cry!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.19.08 07:34 AM by TonyB

Target: The football on the billboard to the far left on the 1st street

Posted on 03.19.08 07:40 AM by TonyB

WAT? 600 boxes? man is that weird...

Posted on 03.19.08 11:48 AM by KingDragunov

I saw that 600 boxes score, and just gave up on that one lol, I hope that's a glitch.
And I agree about the mime tossing score of Juggalo, show us! Or at least give us some tips. I managed to get 3mins flat, It could be a little faster if that bloody mime would actually go where I want it to go. It seems every time it goes really fast, and then one of the sections (left/center/right) goes horribly wrong. There just doesn't seem to be any real accurate control, though I've figured out how to fling him with the analog stick so he flies a lot faster, but still it's without any control in targeting.

Posted on 03.19.08 12:29 PM by Mav

@Everyone

Best tip I can give for mime toss is combos and bullseyes.

Posted on 03.19.08 14:32 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@TonyB
I'm pretty sure it's a glitch as far as FWE goes. No doubt some skill involved with that score, but I've had it happen to me a few times now where I'll already have crates on my score before launch. (usually last rounds total) I refuse to cheat though which is why I'm only like #31. I just can't seem to top 200.

Posted on 03.19.08 14:34 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

No Broda NO! Im the one that comments on the number of posts made by someone! No! I was official post commenter-thingy!

Posted on 03.19.08 14:39 PM by whitegold58

@TonyB, Its cool man, I wish this site had a legit board to post on. Its hard to tell sometimes who typed what.

Posted on 03.19.08 14:40 PM by Ramy

MutilatRJuggalo, whys it my fault didn't respond to you, that weiner remark really hurt (sniffle). Just messing wi yer, i can understand why you'd be a bit upset after all the times u mentioned it, but still, weiner. funny word

Posted on 03.19.08 15:59 PM by Mozzle

@Mozzle

LOL. I'm glad you found the humor in it. That's how it was intented.

Posted on 03.19.08 16:28 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Mozzle

Not upset at all man. Just figured I'd point it out. I got too much time on my hands sometimes. I'm glad you got a sense of humor man.

Posted on 03.20.08 00:43 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis - Would it be possible to have a link to the leaderboards on this site? That would be cool. And when we can take screen shots, the PAIN pose of the week could be on the same page for each mode. I doubt you'll have a shortage of shots sent in to use, and having a pose for each mode would give more players a chance to get their pix up. FEEL THE LOVE!!!!!

Posted on 03.20.08 03:43 AM by TonyB

@Andy meier
How far are you into making the amusement park?
In percentage, like 60%, 35%, (99%?)

Posted on 03.20.08 04:56 AM by whitegold58

Quiet in here on the weekends

Posted on 03.20.08 06:40 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

Congratulations PAIN team,
on officialy creating THE UGLIEST cheerleader I have EVER seen.

Posted on 03.20.08 07:10 AM by whitegold58

@ Travis,
You know how much I love the shirt, and I wear it proudly. I've said a few times how much I appreciated it, and thanked you for it as well.
And when I made the post about being acknowledged with my ideas.. the IZZATENUFF was better lol.. But seriously.. after working on a bunch of things, posting them, just as with any business where creativity is key, when someone suggests something that sparks your interest, or is a good idea, that person who made the idea up, would like to be acknowledged a little ya know?
like....@ Hello...Got your ideas.. checking em out..Got your ideas and some are great... got your ideas and sounds interesting.... got your ideas, nice thought, but no effing chance....decent ideas, too bad they suck ass..LOL..
...After I posted my idea's for the Olympics Mode and the description I wrote up...You said you LOVED my Olympics idea.. and that IDEA ROCKED..Well that does means a lot to that person, as I am sure you understand
As for you working on things... Hey I don't care if you take a decent amount of time working on the game before it comes out. Like I have said many times, I love the fact that you ask us, listen to us, and work on getting some of those ideas in the game.
BUT MORESO that you do everything you can on your end, making SURE what you put out, fully works, with no bugs, glitches, etc. and that again is VITAL. As I said in previous posts, I wish all game makers/publishers and especially SONY, would actually preview and play these games before they are released.
Because for every good game that works, their is the other side. If 20 games come out, 3 may be 8.0+/10 AWESOME, 4 are 7/10 have potential, 4 miss the mark at a 5/10 rating and the other 9 are a complete joke. Because the only ones who get hurt by it are us, and then Sony gets embarressed cause that game that now sucks, was heavily touted by Sony, and is horrendous.. LAIR anyone?
So please, by all means, keep doing what your doing and making sure everything is up to spec and with no problems. As I know the last thing you want is a message board with 95% bitching and moaning ripping you for a glitched and error filled game.

Finally, when I post ideas, and a bunch of em, I put in how I see that game, hence the descriptions, on how it can be done, or what tweakes could help.
I am here to help in anyway I can, and I am still hard at work coming up with ideas, images, game modes etc..
I am PAIN DEVELOPER YA KNOW.. SEE MY SHIRT SAYS SO!
Haskell

Posted on 03.20.08 07:22 AM by Hello Hello

@ Juggs... I was napping that's why my post was late and ....short... lol
Haskell

Posted on 03.20.08 07:23 AM by Hello Hello

got to have a sense of humor, whats life without one.

Posted on 03.20.08 08:50 AM by Mozzle

@Travis,

Use game bloggers like kotaku.com and destructiod.com, as launchable characters.

The marketing major in me says work deals with some of the High Profile games coming out to have a character from that game be a character in PAIN. Force unleashed launch a Wookie. Killzone 2 launch a Helghast. This Is Vegas, launch a High Priced Call Girl, This WILL COST YOU EXTRAAAAAaaaaa!!!!! The same can go for movies, StepBrothers, lauch John C. Reily or With Dont Mess with the Zohan, Launch adam sandler

Posted on 03.20.08 09:03 AM by zakupilot256

@Mozzle

I was wrong any way. He did comment on it right after I asked basically. LOL!! My bad.
I was just tryin to stir up some controversy, things have been a little quiet in here.

Posted on 03.20.08 10:16 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@ Travis and Co...
Happy Easter... and Happy Holiday's to those who don't celebrate Easter

Posted on 03.20.08 10:41 AM by Hello Hello

We didn't get a new pose this week. Frown sad face

Posted on 03.20.08 10:43 AM by broda812

@Mutajugalatered - Been real quiet the last 2 days, and of course these are my 2 longest days of work.

@Travis - Can you please give a date for the release of something and let it go by so I have some funny posts to read? I was hoping there would be lots of new peeps here to throw out some ideas, but I guess our new EU friends are still too busy playing to comment.

Since this game has ads in it for other levels and other PSN games, why don't you put in an ad for these boards? Throw up a billboard or maybe spash an ad as a loading scren to invite folks to this site. I might be a dummy, but I never saw this site from the PIAN menu screen until after I found it by googling PAIN.

Posted on 03.20.08 11:01 AM by TonyB

HA!!! I Spelled PAIN wrong!!!! What a tool!!!!

Posted on 03.20.08 11:03 AM by TonyB

@TonyB
You really never saw the Community selection icon?? OMG!!! I understand, but still...LOL..WOW!!! teeheehee!!!

@Travis
I've been waiting and waiting, and still no hate, so I shall start it.
WHY, WHY, WHY....PLEASE TELL ME WHY....if you already have a patch made to let us skip the stupid intro screens, why are you making us wait even a day longer to get it? Why do we have to be tortured until the next update?? Why can't you just release a patch without a multifunctional update??? Just cause your European release came out smooth don't mean your track record is cleared with all us O.G. USA PAIN fans that suffered through multiple shall we say "set backs."

Sorry bro but the hate needed to be brewed. That and it's a very very valid question.

I also just wanted to add that I think the Eur-o-peans (Translated USA as your-a-penis, I mean pee-ins.)
** No disrespect to you Mortal. Your my guy, or shall I say "mate" (not usa style mate)
the goofy leaderboards might be distracting people from posting. Aftermath and F.W.E. scores are glitches clearly. Spank the Monkey seems like it could be, but I believe that one is real and also unbelievable as well as untouchable (as I hope my mime toss score is).

@Hello Hello
I'm gettin really bored with this board latley. Im gonna give you a run for your money as far as long posts go! You ready for the challenge?

@Jeff Litcheepoo
What's up on that fainting goat bet? LOL!!! I seriously wanna beat you and have a crate show up at my door with a goat, like the goat that came from Afghanistan in that one South Park episode.

Posted on 03.20.08 14:39 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

uhh, that's wierd. I put update in quotes yet it didn't show up in my post. Let me try this again
"update" "update"
"update"

"update"

Posted on 03.20.08 14:43 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

weird

Posted on 03.20.08 14:43 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Europeans

Can you skip the intro with idol minds and thx?

Posted on 03.20.08 14:45 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Yeah, Juggalo. We can skip the intro screens by pressing X. But it's only fair after the long wait and the higher price innit? We need some extra Pain love.

I'm wondering where all the other EU players are, I'm sure at least some of them managed to find the community entry in the menu...

Posted on 03.20.08 18:29 PM by Mav

I gotta say, if they do view this page from the PS3... they have to scroll for a loooooong time to get to this comment box. Unless they grab the slider and move it down, but I don't think anyone does that.
I've also seen a couple of comments about the browser crashing pain when opened, though a second try works fine.

Posted on 03.20.08 18:33 PM by Mav

Im here.

Posted on 03.20.08 21:02 PM by whitegold58

@MutilatRJuggalo- No disrepct taken, I'm proud of my roots, doesn't mean I wanna be here though.

Posted on 03.20.08 21:42 PM by mortal_sinner

I'm a Brit. Love the game. I suck beyond belief though. I have most of the trophies but can't seem 2 nail Moon Landing. Any suggestions???

Posted on 03.20.08 22:11 PM by Bearskopff

@Bearskopff
The vent in subway will you give you lots of air. The middle smoke stack also will help to accumilate your total air mileage.

@Everyone
Happy Easter

@Europeans
Yes you did in fact have to wait for the game, HOWEVER, if you get to skip the intros that is not cool. Just think, we've had it longer and everytime we play this game we have to sit through it, over, and over, and over. Plus I have a kid so I gotta shut it down a lot. Completley uncool.

@PAIN Team

**Shakes fist**
Happy Easter/Holidays

Posted on 03.21.08 00:59 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I have to sit through the intro btw. Both games wuld b the same i thort. @ least i no mines the same as evry1 elses. is the 300k air accumulative???

Posted on 03.21.08 01:03 AM by Bearskopff

Hmm, I have to get moon landing too, but already have dived into all three smoke stacks. No trophy yet.

@Juggalo: hehehe, I was just kidding about the skipping intros thing. Travis said both version were the same now. Wink That's what you get from Eur-o-peans.

Oh, and 2m17 on mime tossing, I'm getting there slowly, top100 already. I hate how it's nearly impossible to throw the mime straight forward, it always goes to the right. I demand clarification on what the analog controls exactly do! Frown

Posted on 03.21.08 01:33 AM by Mav

@Mav - Moon Landing trophy is accumulative. I have unlocked all trophys & chimply ridiculous is one of the hardest to get.
@MutilatRJuggalo - Come on bud, get your game face on, I just posted 58sec in mime tossing, no doubt you'll beat it but it's a challenge!

Posted on 03.21.08 02:18 AM by mortal_sinner

UNDER A MINUTE !!! Holy cow....

Happy zombie jesus day to all.....BRRAAAAIIINNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03.21.08 03:38 AM by TonyB

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Posted on 03.21.08 04:16 AM by TonyB

How about a create-a-character mode, and in it the option to use a headset to do the voice, is that a possibility? Loads of my mates said that might tempt them to buy pain.

Posted on 03.21.08 04:35 AM by SASMerc

Accumulative, I think I will be diving into some more smoke stacks soon then, thanks.
And under a minute mime tossing is insane! That must be with perfect tossing. How the hell are you controlling that mime so well?

Posted on 03.21.08 12:40 PM by Mav

@Mav- Not quite perfect tossing! Missed once, it's not just the mime you gotta think about. If you ooch just before letting go your character will go a seperate way, you don't get the time bonus but you take out the glass. If you look back at MutilatRJuggalos' post he sums it well, you have to go for multiples & time bonuses. I only had 2 time bonuses so my time is beatable. Expect to see MutilatRJuggalo back on top shortly, he is the expert at it and has an average of 1.09.

Posted on 03.21.08 12:58 PM by mortal_sinner

@EVERYONE

.57 SECONDS IN MIME TOSS BABY!!! NUMBER 1 AGAIN!!!

@Mortal

Game face was on in full. Elbows and wrists are numb. I missed once as well, but had like 4 bullseyes. My time could/should have been around 51-52. Expect to see it in the future as I'm sure you'll pass me again. Way to break the 1 minute mark man. Even if your not #1 anymore, you're still the first to do that.

Posted on 03.21.08 14:47 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Pain Team

The fist shaking is meant for Mav...now.

@Mav
Totaly uncool dude. LOL. I was gonna rip Travis a new one tomorrow.

Posted on 03.21.08 14:48 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

Bloody hell. Moon Landing & Frequent Flyer take ffffffoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted on 03.21.08 15:59 PM by Bearskopff

@Juggalo: hehehe, I guess it was kinda evil, but I couldn't resist.

@mortal_sinner: Thanks for the tips. I do manage to get combo's and time bonusses but it's just dumb luck because I have little control in where the mime is flying to. I'm sure the left analog stick is the key, but I can't figure out how it is affecting the throwing. I end up swinging and flicking it around like in the game 'Skate'. :/

Posted on 03.21.08 17:12 PM by Mav

@mortal_sinner,
@MutilatRJuggalo: O.K. you two, the rest of us are thrilled to get under 2:00, your gonna make us feel bad. :p Really amazing.

Posted on 03.21.08 17:19 PM by srart

Duh, forgot to ask, who are you using to throw?

Posted on 03.21.08 17:21 PM by srart

@Mav

Never even once since I got PAIN have I ever used the Left joystick. Just so you know.

Posted on 03.21.08 18:41 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Travis

Do I need all trophys to get into the Gold Members club? I doubt I'll ever get chimply ridiculous or platinum in F.W.E.. Personally I don't think I should be penalized for not liking certain modes in PAIN and therefore not excelling in them.

Posted on 03.21.08 18:45 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@srart

I use J-vizzle

Posted on 03.21.08 18:47 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Mortal

My average is actually like 1:03-4ish now

Posted on 03.21.08 18:49 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Juggalo - F.W.E is pretty fun. I was a little unsure myself, but once you figure out a couple things it is really a good time.

Posted on 03.21.08 19:10 PM by TonyB

hey all,

just got this game only yesterday...think it's been out on the Australian PSN for a few weeks and gave into temptation yesterday to try something different...and I must say...this is a really cool game. Almost simple in concept but really extensively complex in execution in how personalised possibilities in which people can take the idea of pain to...

The only thing that disappointed me was the only 1 level. But...seeing that there are so many ways in which to experiment with the environment, I have to congratulate Idol Minds with their effort...newer levels at no extra charge will be nice...Wink

All in all...a great game taht I will be playing for a very long time...experimenting with pain is a beautiful thing...

Posted on 03.21.08 21:05 PM by Eugene

PS...would love more glass in upcoming levels...nothing more satisfying than sending a rag-dolled up havok physics induced character through plates of shattered glass...muaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Posted on 03.21.08 21:15 PM by Eugene

@Juggalo: Never used the joystick?! Now I am really boggled. That would mean it's possible to nibble another few seconds off your time, because of the speed you can slingshot the mime with using the joystick. Foot

Can't wait to see the online replay stuff implemented. At least I think it was meant to go online right, not just the ability to save them locally? Hoping for something like Skate uses, it renders flv clips and you can save 3 online.

Posted on 03.22.08 04:17 AM by Mav

I want CuStOmIzAbLe ChArAcTerZ...

Posted on 03.22.08 06:59 AM by KingDragunov

@TonyB: Yes, we will link the high scores to the site very soon. LOL Wow so you are not feeling Muffy eh? LOL I guess she’s not your favorite. Tony I will post a new topic on Thursday you should find it interesting.

@Hellox2: I read every message on here. Every one. Now although I might not have the chance to comment on each one I do read them all. All PS3 games go through QA. Two levels of QA but sometimes bugs get through. It’s the nature of things. I mean at best you can have a dozen or so testers on a game. When there are hundreds of thousands of players on your game strange things are bound to happen. It’s kinda the nature of things. You guys end up doing things we never thought were possible. What we do appreciate is when posters/customers such as yourself take the time to tell us what’s up and how we can improve it. You have no idea how cool that is from our side of things. Usually you just hear people go off on you and it starts to get a little old (even if you deserve it). It’s sorta like when your uncle never lets you forget you farted in church that one time and it really stunk (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO).

Am I saying too much?

@Zaku: Oh don’t worry… If you look closely enough at the coming levels you will see that it really doesn’t pay to mess with a game developer who is petty like me. I’ll make ya famous. (I do a good evil guy laugh). Maybe I will post it sometime.

@Broda: This weeks post will make up for it okay?

@Juggalo: The logo skip will happen 2 updates from now. Sorry that’s the best I can do man. 57 seconds? DAAAAAAAAAAG. You sir are a MUTANT. Okay seriously. I don’t think I can touch that time with a ten foot pole. I would love to see you VS. Jeff, Carl or Dave though. That would be an EPIC battle. Your game face had to be gnarly. I applaud you sir. And you will have to wait for my update when I tell you how it will work (Gold member club)

@Bearskopff: Well we really had to give you some trophies that take some doing.

Posted on 03.22.08 10:11 AM by travis williams

@Mav- You don't need the joystick! Just fire off at top speed everytime, it's all down to ooching my boy! Find yourself a routine and let go of the mime as quickly as possible! Tip: There are two shots I use that take out 4 panes each, find a few shot's like those & it's welcome to to the '1 minute tossing club' not even Travis is a member of that one, oh sorry he's good at spanking the monkey I got confused.
@Travis - New caracter just for a new mode dedicated to your favorite pastime - Bash the Bishop! Long time no post, you still busy in your office? How many toilet rolls you gone through?

Posted on 03.22.08 10:18 AM by mortal_sinner

@Travis

2 updates? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? =(

Posted on 03.22.08 10:58 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@MutilatRJuggalo- You think Travis is saying Jeff can finish tossing in 1 minute. I don't think so, I say your goats in the bag!

Posted on 03.22.08 11:03 AM by mortal_sinner

@Travis,

Mutant? You are correct sir. At least that's what I've been told.

Posted on 03.22.08 11:17 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Mortal
Hard to say. They did choose where the glass goes. Though I hope not, a fainting goat would be sweet.

Posted on 03.22.08 11:36 AM by MutilatRJuggalo

I want a game mode involving those fainting goats. I don't care what exactly, I'm sure it'll be gold.
Or maybe just a new map: Jeff's Farm. With the goats jumping around the map instead of monkeys. Fainting and falling over when you get too close, dodging just like when the monkeys try to jump over you.

@mortal_sinner: Hmmm, maybe I've been doing it all wrong then, I will tape my thumb to the d-pad and try again soon. Best combo I managed to get was 3 glass panes so far.

Posted on 03.22.08 11:38 AM by Mav

@MutilatRJuggalo & @ Tony B

I ask this question with the utmost respect and in no way am I trying to be mean...but...

do you two ever shut the hell up!??! holy crap! there's well over 500 posts in this thread and I bet there's at least 300 between the two of you!!!! Smile

Posted on 03.22.08 12:28 PM by sicdude

YOUR GODDAM RIGHT SIC, AND WERE PROUD OF IT.. WELCOME TO HELL!!!!
AND AS QUOTED BY THE GREAT BRUCE DICKENSON OF THE ALL MIGHTY IRON MAIDEN...
"HELL, IS A BAD PLACE.. HELL IS FROM FROM HERE TO ETERNITY.
Signed..
THE OUTSIDE CONTRACTOR OF THE PAIN DEVELOPMENT TEAM

"FROM HERE TO ETERNITY"

Posted on 03.22.08 12:35 PM by Hello Hello

ain't respect grand....
Actually their are 3/4 of us in this ELITE of the ELITE of the ELITE group, and when we speak.. EF HUTTON rolls in his grave, and HE listens to us.... so know your roll.. Smile

Posted on 03.22.08 12:37 PM by Hello Hello

@ Travis
I always thought that fart came from that Pink Elephant, you know, the same one that just ran past my desk....see their he goes again..

@ Juggs.. dude cmon 50+ seconds in Mime Toss? DUDE, you better not be pulling any original PS2, online SOCOM Glitch tricks lol...hated when the scummers would shoot me from under the ground, or through the wall.. or from the sky..lol

Posted on 03.22.08 12:42 PM by Hello Hello

need update

Posted on 03.22.08 14:10 PM by SolduNuts

i hope the next update has a lot of cool stuff

Posted on 03.22.08 14:17 PM by Matt2793

@Hello

No cheating. Mortal can back me up on that.

@Mav
The goats would be sweet. Instead of jumping or ducking like mimes they could jump and faint.

@Jeff
Come on buddy, you gotta put them in the game. It may be the only way you get to see them after I take all of yours. LOL. Sweet sweet memories.

Posted on 03.22.08 14:25 PM by MutilatRJuggalo

@Sicdude

As I stated be