Hey, folks. We’re
quickly wrapping up testing of the international versions of PAIN and the new
Fun With Explosives single player mode. Hung Lo is nearly ready to launch (pun
intended) as soon as testing is complete. To make user voting a little easier
for everybody in the future, we implemented a new Polling feature that will
give everyone a quick and dirty vote on things we need instant feedback on.
As I mentioned in my previous post, we can’t leave our
Pirate lovers hanging, so here’s a sneak peek at the guy we’re working on
now. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Scurv Dogg: We call him “S-Dizzle” round these parts.
Straight from the South Central Seas, Scurv Dogg is a
bitter, bitter man, mostly due to the fact that his hip-hop career hasn’t blown
up yet (mostly due to music Piracy, which is kinda ironic, isn’t it?). Perhaps you can give him a hand blowing up
with a few careful Ooches into exploding crates. Make it happen, Cap’n! You’ll seen Scurv on your Character Select
screen some time shortly after Hung Lo makes his entrance. He’s not a big guy, but he’s hard to miss.
You just know we couldn’t let Hung Lo operate without someone his own size to
pick on.
Now that we’ve handled that great debate, let’s move on to
another equally important one. Take a
look at the new Poll area and chime in on this age-old question: Which are
hotter, Cheerleaders or Nurses?
Hmmmmm……. Looking forward to
hearing from you.
By the way, we’re also going to be adding some PAIN wallpapers
to the site pretty soon. We have a lot
of really good art to share with you guys, so there will be plenty of good
stuff coming your way. In the meantime,
y’all be cool.
Peace,
Coke
Associate Producer, Minister of Information, Ninja, Pirate,
Cheerleader, Nurse….confused….
P.S.
Travis will be back next time to give you
updates on the Amusement Park and when you should be seeing all these
improvements we’ve been talking about since we launched.